The way Seinfeld indulges his eccentric friends is epic. Doesn't judge them, sees them as they are. That's how he gets the material for his stand-up gig and manages to stay sane. Quality worth emulating.
@mijreed2 ай бұрын
Jerry’s eccentric too
@ryancalhoun29102 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma." "I didn't know it was possible not to know that." Underrated line
@JasonGafar4 жыл бұрын
Watching Seinfeld now as an adult, it's like 1000 times better.
@pipedown12463 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a Christmas present from a person that blew millions of dollars😂
@projectx10003 жыл бұрын
F yes man. Same here I was born in 85. I remember seeing these and twilight zone, but had no idea what's up. Now. OMg man the best
@tirpitz197 жыл бұрын
In my life time,i never watched a comedy so perfect like Seinfeld.
@jehf8286 жыл бұрын
Thank you! Yes ! Simply put and spot on !
@nickc68426 жыл бұрын
The office (US) is better
@rippspeck6 жыл бұрын
+Nick Cotiuc I dunno man, I like barbecue flavor more. Comparing Seinfeld to a knock-off of a show that is a completely different genre... oof.
@QoStoOds6 жыл бұрын
Nick Cotiuc well that escalated quickly.
@craigoneill82776 жыл бұрын
Nick Cotiuc I love the office but not a chance
@aguy78482 жыл бұрын
The ending is perfect. I love it when the plots interweave so precisely that the ending is the result of everything coming together in the most epic and hilarious way.
@c3bhm Жыл бұрын
The technicolor-dreamcoat episode with Kramer as a pimp was really good with that.
@devinbaird24705 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma!" "I didn't know it was possible to not know that."
@stevejoshua95363 жыл бұрын
It was actually "not to know that", with the "not" first, then the "to". Your way changes the flow of the delivery.
@jennifer55123 жыл бұрын
@@stevejoshua9536 “actually”….🙄🙄
@aguy78482 жыл бұрын
@Jennifer The jerk store called
@ryandavidson25025 жыл бұрын
No show will ever be as great as Seinfeld
@thehydronator30215 жыл бұрын
@Dan Ellis there are tons of comedies as good as Seinfeld, people comparing is wrong yes its good but what competition did it have in America, uk has tons
@greed6is6good5 жыл бұрын
Every episode is better than the last. Superb acting too from all of them
@blacknoir34764 жыл бұрын
That's very true I think its always sunny in Philadelphia is just as good as sienfield
@NunYaaBizz4 жыл бұрын
Amy Schumer's new Netflix show is way better than this
@lust4bass4 жыл бұрын
Yes there is potentially : Seinfeld Uncut. They say that at least half of the comic material had to be cut down to achieve the duration of the episodes. I am not sure it was ever shooted though, maybe it is just on paper. But it is there somewhere.
@XxLiveBaitxX12 жыл бұрын
"You can eat but machines do everything else" "Stick, cause I could still go to the coffee shop."
@GeorgeMonet4 жыл бұрын
"machines do everything else"
@VestinVestin3 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeMonet Machines go to the coffee shop o_o?
@sportscenter678 жыл бұрын
Well I gotta have a central nervous system!
@MTL7137 жыл бұрын
Tommy Franks not necessarily, there are millions of brainless people waking about right now, they're known as democrats.
@sportscenter677 жыл бұрын
MTL713 haha i wasn't talking about politics i'm quoting this; but yes, that's true.
@MrTHEMONEEMAKER7 жыл бұрын
*rimshot*
@smokeyization7 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@JanetStarChild7 жыл бұрын
More accurately... Trump supporters; people so brainless, even zombies would reject them.
@rdgurule4 жыл бұрын
Jackie Childs put a restraining order on me. 🤣😂😅
@KevinSimmons88888 жыл бұрын
I watched this just for the "I could still go to the coffee shop" line. Classic! Always wondered if that was an ad lib like so many great lines are.
@MrBriller7 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite line ever
@trevorlambert42266 жыл бұрын
Unlikely to be an ad-lib, since the entire joke rests on that punch line.
@Cryptofearia6 жыл бұрын
A lot of ad libs come in a scene like this where the joke rests on punchline, but the actor is given artistic license to come-up with something funny in the moment. They usually do a lot of takes and pick the best. A lot of things could have been the punchline, "I could still do...(something fairly irrelevant/unimportant)" as the arbitrariness of what he could still do while being severely debilitated is the source of the joke.
@Cryptofearia4 жыл бұрын
@George Lincoln Rockwell Archive Wow. I did not make this comment above. I do not have the capability to analyze a scene of a TV show with such mastery. Thanks for replying to it so I could be alerted to a comment made on my account, but not made by me... Whatever happened, whether it was a friend or a hacker, they were at least very articulate (a good indicator that it wasn't I who wrote it, lol).
@robertlopez85284 жыл бұрын
Brian Pederson Or it could be Alzheimer’s
@4thgradedropout9803 жыл бұрын
That sound George makes before proclaiming that he wanted to see the movie cracks me up so bad!
@artsmith1033 жыл бұрын
2:35
@audhumbla69272 жыл бұрын
aaaouw
@phillipedwardness9591 Жыл бұрын
@@artsmith103 no it is 2:38
@Hannodb19614 жыл бұрын
I knew exactly how this is going to end, and I still laughed out loud. Seinfeld was without question the best comedy sitcom of all times.
@zapkvr4 жыл бұрын
Funnier than Newhart? I think not
@tommypetraglia46884 жыл бұрын
That was a touch of slapstick
@tommypetraglia46884 жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr Ok Boomer
@Hannodb19614 жыл бұрын
@@tommypetraglia4688 Well, that escalated quickly.
@nickyeayea72573 жыл бұрын
Both are great in thier times. Seinfeld will stick around too
@steeles213 жыл бұрын
They skipped over the best part, when Kramer is eating cereal and watched her come out of the coma. His reaction is classic.
@bunpeishiratori58493 жыл бұрын
Where's my toothbrush!?
@aguy78482 жыл бұрын
It was ramen noodles, not cereal.
@swvastories34982 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is him getting pelted with tennis balls and slowly sliding down the wall! LOL
@mjfame2 жыл бұрын
that too - I feel so rested and refreshed .. Get me a toothbrush!
@user-wc5lp5pr9k2 жыл бұрын
Also left out when he got hit in the head with tennis balls from a machine
@BadBoyBobby856 жыл бұрын
You're a calculated, cold-hearted, business woman
@NotShowingOff5 жыл бұрын
Robert Montoya oh stop☺️
@ryandickerson96995 жыл бұрын
I didn't think "businesswoman" would follow that up.
@fordlane53234 жыл бұрын
And she was flattered..
@theseproblemsmatter14 жыл бұрын
My boss in Retail
@warpnin34 жыл бұрын
Elaine, all blushing and bashful.. Aaow...She shooow shweet..
@BillGraper3 жыл бұрын
"Yank it like you're starting a mower."
@Ferraridude134 жыл бұрын
They cut out the part where Jerry says "given the opportunity..." from the tv episode on TBS! I've been watching part episodes this whole time! What else have I missed! They're rrrrrrripping me off!
@Jose-se9pu4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, they are gonna massacre this series when it hits Netflix...
@Shyamjr964 жыл бұрын
What??
@jvs574 жыл бұрын
S2 E1 on Channel 4 (UK) edited out the '... bang, zoom, gangbusters - mascara running down womens' faces, fat guys coughing up phlegm'.
@ulleruprising72374 жыл бұрын
they cut them short to add more adds.
@lord_insany4 жыл бұрын
they do it to suit "modern sensibilities", what a joke
@lostnfound77710 жыл бұрын
yank it like you're starting a mower...
@maxdecphoenix7 жыл бұрын
There's something of mine Julia could yank
@michael-johnbrown91566 жыл бұрын
Yeah she can pull my cord all day and night
@StephNuggs5 жыл бұрын
Season 3 maybe but later seasons she looks like a Montana house wife
@peateargriffin75935 жыл бұрын
Moving on...
@jackfenn75245 жыл бұрын
Hey Elaine, don't forget to CHOKE that mutha before you yank his chain.
@mrloop15303 жыл бұрын
Kramer: "I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma." Jerry: "I didn't know it was possible not to know that." 😁
@MrBriller7 жыл бұрын
GEORGE "How was Eric Roberts as the husband" KRAMER "oh unforgettable" GEORGE "arrrgh" that little noise...so good..
kramer is happy to live as a vegetable as long as he can hang with his friends
@snagireddy328310 ай бұрын
The way Jerry reads Kramer's note is hilarious.
@The.woman.in.the.high.castle8 жыл бұрын
I didn't know it was possible not to know that... LMAO
@randyjohnson54264 жыл бұрын
“Well ive got to have a central nervous system”... hahaha... comedy gold
@smittysays66016 жыл бұрын
Greatest Sprite commercial ever.
@jackfenn75245 жыл бұрын
Yep, sweet, wasn't it? (Sincerely Yours, the Coke brothers!)
@NxDoyle6 жыл бұрын
When you've seen something countless times, you're watching _alone_ and something makes you laugh out loud, that's a mark of great comedy. (Kramer's 'I can still go to the coffee shop'.)
@basteagui3 жыл бұрын
julia is so hilarious, how did they ever cast her that was insane. there's no other actress like her
@porkchop33283 жыл бұрын
I think because they needed someone who was not a comedic talent. For balance.
@dan_hitchman0073 жыл бұрын
@@porkchop3328 She is. She was even on SNL for a short time in the 80's. She was also great as the lead in a couple other sitcoms.
@StopWars420 Жыл бұрын
She's rich so probably knew Larry or jerry already.
@bossfan49 Жыл бұрын
She and Larry were at SNL the same time.
@idcaf7 жыл бұрын
Man I fucking love this show!
@h.a.b.arguille18964 жыл бұрын
"Well, I'm gonna type it up ..."
@neilhess64075 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Sein for 20 years and Ive somehow missed when Kramer says "I wish I could believe you" and knocks jerry on the chin.
@robertan.24915 жыл бұрын
because it is cut out. some episodes have different cuts of scenes so you did not miss it, it was just not there :)
@danielschwartz12283 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if what you have here constitutes a legally binding document. Well I was going to type it up. Classic Kramer.
@MarcusDragon4 жыл бұрын
Best sitcom ever and I mean ever, even the sidecharacters are good
@spencerkindra88226 жыл бұрын
Yeah, yeah stick. ‘Cuz I could still go to the coffee shop.
@mitchellseiff69283 жыл бұрын
I must have seen every Seinfeld episode more than a dozen times and it gets funnier every time. From the double dip to George running out of the house in a burning fire knocking everybody out of the way. Or Jerry dropping his girlfriend's toothbrush into the water. That there's also a show that's incredibly funny too if you get a chance to watch it curb your enthusiasm happens to be one of the funniest shows on TV. I truly recommend it to anybody that's in the mood to laugh like you're watching Seinfeld!!
@youkyouk74713 жыл бұрын
Michael Richards is The Greatest Actor in Seinfeld 👑😍💐 Love and Respect from France !
@MrBriller5 жыл бұрын
Yeah stick. Cause I could still go to the coffee shop. Might be my favorite line from this show. And that's saying something.
@taytayswiftie13-o1d4 жыл бұрын
Lung blower= ventilator . As I pulmonologist I endorse this joke🤣🤣🤣
@tommypetraglia46884 жыл бұрын
Covid 19: 😱
@inutero104 жыл бұрын
“You can eat- the machines do all the rest”
@weirdshibainu4 жыл бұрын
Ben Stein plays the lawyer. He had a highly accomplished legal and political career. Brilliant writer. Pop culture remembers him as in ferris bueller's day off.
@zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst4 жыл бұрын
weirdshibainu (Ezekiel) Zeke Hamish Beckley: Highly accomplished? Legal and political career? *HAHAHAHAHA* No wonder Mr (Benjamin Jeremy) Ben Stein's voice sounds like a real deadpanned lazy boredom dry drag. With that including Steven Alexander Wright. Because talking like that would make anyone...💤💤💤💤
@MrMoxycotton5 жыл бұрын
I love that little glide cosmo always does when he comes in
@Scrootumm6 жыл бұрын
"..Moving on.." LOL
@jackfenn75245 жыл бұрын
You're Dong's roommate, right?
@oswjim3 жыл бұрын
the Economics Teacher is now a lawyer ... Bueller!, Bueller!, Bueller!
@stephenwright88242 жыл бұрын
Ben Stein pretty much always has been. I believe he was also on Nixon's White House staff for a short time. Like Trump's man Roger Stone, though in a more low-profile position.
@fedvvvv6 жыл бұрын
This show was gold.
@andymill32Ай бұрын
"Gold Jerry, gold!"
@uruiamnot5 жыл бұрын
Ben Stein.... I guess Jackie Chiles had a restraining order.
@sowhat34594 жыл бұрын
Perfect acting.
@tiagocampos98247 жыл бұрын
ooohhh....I wanted to see that...Thanks! Thanks a lot! That was so beautifully put ahaha
@bryanlee99607 жыл бұрын
I'd stick... yeah, stick because I could still go to the coffee shop... that's right!!!
@pinaylife42427 жыл бұрын
Elaine has beautiful hair
@afonsodeportugal7 жыл бұрын
She has jewess hair...
@thomaschittenden54577 жыл бұрын
Afonso de Portugal yea she does but jewesses are hot
@frlipa7 жыл бұрын
She's SO attractive
@Wis_Dom7 жыл бұрын
It was terribly dry and frizzy in earlier seasons.
@JanetStarChild7 жыл бұрын
Elaine especially looks good in a chic power suit.
@zeljkoantic85204 жыл бұрын
the guy who is "interviewing" kramer and elaine here is just perfect for this role
@@dan_hitchman007 I forgot about Voodoo Economics! :) :)
@adlofheltirchiefadvisortot407 жыл бұрын
2:06 "nah thats not my style" pissing myself
@Soul.Is.Willing4 жыл бұрын
I know right. Like whos style is it? Lol.
@Vwcaddy-jo9ij7 жыл бұрын
"you can't let go"
@The13point16 жыл бұрын
Alright. You can eat. The machines do everything else. 🤣
@fromthehaven946 жыл бұрын
The13point1 I'd stick!
@spencerkindra88226 жыл бұрын
You could still go to the coffee shop!
@NotShowingOff5 жыл бұрын
Spencer Kindra I don’t see how.
@pjsbulldog673 жыл бұрын
You can eat,, but machines do everything else 😆
@xavierpaquin5 жыл бұрын
Jackie Child has got a restraining order against me. I couldn't even give him his Christmas present!
@dan_hitchman0073 жыл бұрын
He got him some balm.
@xavierpaquin3 жыл бұрын
@@dan_hitchman007 from the Maestro himself!
@dan_hitchman0073 жыл бұрын
@@xavierpaquin Did I tell you to put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? Do you know what a balm does???
@angelmatos91434 жыл бұрын
Elaine at her best. "yank it like you're startin a mower". Damn that's funny!
@vmjr5433 жыл бұрын
We all have experienced many of went on in these episodes one time or another in our lives. That's what makes it so funny ("And I don't even work here")
@yogithashetty25874 жыл бұрын
Brilliant show 👌🏻👏🏻
@especialesmedellin81114 жыл бұрын
I can still go to the coffee shop 🙈😎😎
@HK_Musician3 жыл бұрын
I can never get tired of laughing at the way he enters and leaves through the door
@casualobserver23804 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt one of the best episodes of the best show ever!
@maarten71093 жыл бұрын
"I didn't know it's possible not too know that" hilarious
@ticler6 жыл бұрын
I want a Sprite right now!
@mgtowtalk34026 жыл бұрын
Sprite is so sticky to drink. I pretty much have to have a water on the side to even drink it.
@jackfenn75245 жыл бұрын
"Magnum DONG?" You think you're a real big shot, don't you Mag? Let me guess, you specified in your "living will" that "should I no longer be able to function sexually, yank my wheel chair, my pacemaker, and cancel my prescription for Viagra!"
@ericsmith53135 жыл бұрын
MAGNUM DONG ,
@joshmuz90185 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing your obese
@bryanlee99607 жыл бұрын
The best show ever!!! our great great great grandchildren will watch and laugh their Ass Off!!!
@chairmanmeow36936 жыл бұрын
Steve Shortridge - - -> "Asses"
@warpnin34 жыл бұрын
I really hope so; we're hardly watching Jerry Lewis' 50s movies anymore.. (And I'm not hoping for remakes starring Eddy Murphy's son as Jerry, and John Wick's great grandson as George either)
@ninejot3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. I love Elaine's reaction at 1:21. She's self aware. Lol
@smokeyization7 жыл бұрын
jerry this is a peace of juuuuunk
@heredownunder3 жыл бұрын
Alright! You can eat; the machines do everything else. I’d stick.
@chuckmendez8446 Жыл бұрын
they always find the perfect actors for those small roles. The lawyer was hilarious and had a perfect delivery.
@albundy60088 жыл бұрын
economist Ben Stein as the attorney. comedic gold!!
@AtTheDriveBy7 жыл бұрын
todd krager wasnt he in Ferris Bueller too?
@albundy60087 жыл бұрын
AtTheDriveBy Yes, he was the teacher, "Bueller, Bueller?"
@craigroaring7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he played a teacher on The Wonder Years as well.
@falcoperegrinus827 жыл бұрын
Lost all respect for him after that creationism "documentary" he did a while back.
@sst7107 жыл бұрын
Win Ben Stein's Money was pretty good too.
@mobus1603 Жыл бұрын
@1:37 Both Coke & Pepsi have verified that tapping on the can before opening doesn't work to break up bubbles. In fact, it creates more.
@black_squall5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma.
@Sena-co1ug4 жыл бұрын
The lawyer’s delivery is more deadpan than Steven Wright’s.
@joshDammmit2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Ben stein then went full trump.
@stephenwright88242 жыл бұрын
@@joshDammmit A onetime Nixon speechwriter? Not surprising.
@richmarsh50295 жыл бұрын
The funniest show ever
@vineetdodd99154 жыл бұрын
Head Pixie determines the conditions by which Cosmo lives or dies.... 🤔
@jjchaos20243 жыл бұрын
“How was Eric Roberts as the husband...?” “Oh... unforgettable!!” “OAUGH....” George all pissed off that the movie was ruined for him LOL
@cheongyei3 жыл бұрын
Ben Stein is a golden gift.
@spazbot815 жыл бұрын
"Eric Roberts as 'the husband" LOL
@Mrcfrickie6 жыл бұрын
Kramer is hilarious
@robhill93363 жыл бұрын
In an earlier episode (either Season 2 or 3), Kramer and Jerry have a conversation about comas and Kramer clearly understands that one can wake up from a coma. Somehow he forgot that several years later.
@mgfan816 жыл бұрын
1:02 "Trust me Kramer given the legal opportunity I WILL KILL YOU."
@casualobserver23803 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest episode of the greatest comedy of all time... In my opinion.
@andyjay93465 жыл бұрын
Kramer in a Koma????? Koma Kramer????? Well... defies all known medical science!
@BritanniaPacific7 жыл бұрын
Bueller? Bueller?
@FiveSigma727 жыл бұрын
Lol how many times does that guy hear that in a week I wonder. Classic.
@carultch4 жыл бұрын
In 1930, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the...anyone? anyone?... the great depression, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives enacted the...anyone? anyone?
@fromthehaven944 жыл бұрын
@@carultch 🥱
@frankiegee61355 жыл бұрын
Curb Your Enthusiasm is Seinfeld on steroids.
@americasariesson18622 жыл бұрын
Hilarious bit with the lawyer lol
@IloveFrytkasy5 жыл бұрын
don't complain about the future, it's all we've got
@oldcremona7 жыл бұрын
02:44 George takes off his shirt in there? That's what he does.
@clamstain5 жыл бұрын
he's gotta have no encumbrances!
@toppatoppa52363 жыл бұрын
The lawyer with the glasses was the monotone sounding teacher from the wonder years
@nybiggs7 жыл бұрын
Ah the 90s, when you had to go to an actual store, browse aisle after aisle to find something to watch. Now people wake up in their underwear, turn on the netflix and they're good to go.
@JanetStarChild7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, soon we won't even need to wipe our own ass. A machine will do that for us. What a time we live in...
@drServitis7 жыл бұрын
I haven't wiped my own ass for years!
@idcaf7 жыл бұрын
i know, a fucking future of mindless worthless consumption machines
@fromthehaven947 жыл бұрын
nybiggs And fans of whatever TV show(s) all had to watch at the same given time or they missed it- or hopefully recorded it.
@nihadasadli26427 жыл бұрын
Which is better.
@3milesong3 жыл бұрын
The last scene never fails to make me laugh.
@flisko1234 жыл бұрын
jerry is a fancy a real dandy boy
@lolabrini37583 жыл бұрын
masterpiece
@clarencepeterson86465 жыл бұрын
"how was Eric Roberts as the husband?"
@hammersandoval10113 жыл бұрын
Best wool socks been around for decades, how come they don't have any Army contacts😳🤔
@davidcross7014 жыл бұрын
Hilarious the ending!!!
@shevetlevi28213 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite episodes is when Jerry and George meet Elaine's father in the hotel lobby.
@p-star76785 жыл бұрын
I wish I had friends like them lol
@dannyrichards62335 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@dan_hitchman0073 жыл бұрын
The point of the show was that no, you wouldn't.
@Soul.Is.Willing4 жыл бұрын
......because typing it up makes it official, lol.
@bellicose46534 жыл бұрын
Is this also the jerk store episode? Wow what a great epispde
@dan_hitchman0073 жыл бұрын
Well, the Jerk Store called and they're running out of YOU! :)
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@elliottpaine92593 жыл бұрын
I don’t if what you have here constitutes a legally binding document. - ( Kramer says ... “ well I’m gonna type it up “. 😂