Sending My Wife A Risky Text...

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6 ай бұрын

From his Netflix special recalibrate, Russell shares a risky text he sent to his wife, and the importance of finding the joy in everyday life.
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@Oktopia 6 ай бұрын

Russel should be obligatory viewing in every hospital. Adds years to people's lives. :D

@aikidorambo2088 6 ай бұрын

❤❤

@totallybonkers76 6 ай бұрын

Totally! 🙂

@dodgygoose3054 6 ай бұрын

Thats why I'm subed, he makes me laugh & laugh no matter how crap my week may be.

@simpleazzvidz1923 5 ай бұрын

well said spot on russels the best

@Starlight_System 4 ай бұрын

I was in hospital for 5 days and I spent them all watching Russel and I agree 👍

@kathleenclark5877 6 ай бұрын

Russell is an absolute treasure! He never fails to please. I especially love it when he addresses some really serious social issues with a quirky comedic angle while at the same time bringing attention to that very serious issue. Love the man!

@nitzyblack6143 6 ай бұрын

Totally agree 👌‼️

@KoldingDenmark 6 ай бұрын

Heard a joke the other day:. "When I was a child, we were so poor, had we not been born as boys, we would have had nothing to play with."

@NewMessage 6 ай бұрын

Sounds like she found somebody's 'end of the world' emergency bag.

@datgrrl5698 6 ай бұрын

still desperate for attention and still neither relevant nor witty...go make dinner for your amazing loving wife...cor blimey...

@ally1827 6 ай бұрын

I needed that injection of Russ humour 😂😂😂

@NlkOzD64 6 ай бұрын

I totally agree with your comment 😂

@lewispetherick6753 6 ай бұрын

Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ThatSingularBarron 6 ай бұрын

Yall sound like literal AI

@spankflaps1365 6 ай бұрын

“Me and the wife were cleaning the attic. Filthy, dirty, full of cobwebs… but she’s good to the kids.” ~ (Tommy Cooper)

@satyakichakraborty6862 6 ай бұрын

I have heard way too many jokes about Russell's family I wanna meet them now

@KoldingDenmark 6 ай бұрын

He introduced his Mum, once. She looked human.

@oliversherman2414 6 ай бұрын

Russell always makes me laugh 😂

@kevincurrie2052 6 ай бұрын

Me too 😂

@oliversherman2414 6 ай бұрын

@@kevincurrie2052 😂

@callumsymons7991 6 ай бұрын

Note to self leave a weird suitcase if i sell a house.

@Zir0_135 5 ай бұрын

Watched him live this year, one of the best experiences I’ve had

@greenarrow219 6 ай бұрын

Absolute classic 😂😂😂😂 especially the poor kid who learnt to swear from Russell 😂😂😂

@davidstone-haigh4880 6 ай бұрын

Clever, witty, informed and hugely entertaining guy.

@goatkiller666 6 ай бұрын

Gran: It’s just noises and smells. Me: So is every other day, for you.

@uyd 5 ай бұрын

rusell howard is an absolute comic genius

@davidletarte214 6 ай бұрын

i gotta be careful drinking when i watch russell because i'm bound to be spittin' it all over the place 😄

@toni-leeblair5869 6 ай бұрын

Aussies love you mate, fkn hilarious! 👏🤣❤️

@WatchingDude 6 ай бұрын

I can parallel park. So does that mean I can bum you in the attic? ❤

@Slash1066 6 ай бұрын

The logic checks out 👍

@yourmother12403 6 ай бұрын

looking at your other comments, you are a very strange person

@Eva-mp7xg 6 ай бұрын

Long live auntie Gary! (I know she's trying) 😂

@krizan1 6 ай бұрын

This guy's family is nuts in a good way. 😊

@embrio18 6 ай бұрын

Bloody brilliant

@Rubicon-23 6 ай бұрын

Love this dude.

@valeriesuttonpayne7413 6 ай бұрын

I love Russell SO much.

@tundeorosz5937 5 ай бұрын

Freaking love him!!

@angelasieg5099 6 ай бұрын

He always makes me laugh

@danielsantiagourtado3430 6 ай бұрын

You always make Me laugh😂😂😂😂

@litarosa6434 6 ай бұрын

Your Humour makes us feel Glad to be Alive! 😂 💖💫💞 Thank You!

@kevininglesant2514 2 ай бұрын

Thank you Russell, you are a diamond 💎

@EattheApple666 6 ай бұрын

First time seeing Russell, glad I found him, nice!

@lindawoodruff2772 6 ай бұрын

So good. Thank you.

@ashleyspicer4199 6 ай бұрын

Thank you for being an ally A bishop in America was just fired by the pope for LBTGQ bigotry. 🙏 I loved the good news section of your shows. Pure enjoyment this morning. I love your animated, compelling, and sincere telling of your life. You're very talented and humorous. 😊😊😊😊😊😊

@tectamk.thorne7837 6 ай бұрын

There is always good in the world, even if the bad excels at being the most public.

@igrim4777 6 ай бұрын

I'm sure the firing had nothing to do with the bishop's anti-vax anti-rationality comments or his repeated criticisms of the papacy or his extremely vocal demands that a parishioner outside his diocese be denied Communion or that it was yet another backward American bishop, of which there are many, trying to create trouble in the Church and even cause a schism over multiple issues. No it was all one issue that you have an interest in.

@GsChillChannel 6 ай бұрын

This man is amazing 😂 love you Russell 😍

@lindaarmstrongjackman9788 6 ай бұрын

Russel is joy!

@SilentRoses 6 ай бұрын

This is the Russel Howard i remember as a kid!

@ElGordo1959 4 ай бұрын

Coming to Perth WA in February - can't wait!

@Fledhyris 6 ай бұрын

Pranks in the Attic! Wonder if they thought to themselves, hehehe, let's leave this for the next owners, won't they be surprised!

@simonglover2996 5 ай бұрын

Gold!

@lemoncherry8765 5 ай бұрын

i live in england, i've never been glad to be alive

@2Madre 6 ай бұрын

so funny, thnx russ, was having a chit day

@OcrafterCyberAthlete 5 ай бұрын

Clearly it was somebody's apocalyptic survival stash for just in case.

@tanjab3323 6 ай бұрын

I should work, but now I'm crying on the floor

@xalx09x 6 ай бұрын

Love russ

@vikj1255 5 ай бұрын

That was f45kin great. "its all noises and smells...." 🤣😂🥰

@padders1068 6 ай бұрын

Brilliant! 🙂🙂🙂😂😂😂

@user-og4ki1tm3x 4 ай бұрын

He tells jokes yet manages to do it without bigotry or discrimination

@feralbluee 6 ай бұрын

I can’t help it - I love Russ. Besides a few too many butt or bum jokes, he is so funny in such a genuine way. he truly cares. The wonderful bit about the mum in the zoo, you could tell he really liked her little face. And the microphone stand - ye gods! Only he could make that fit for 13 year old kids. I sure wouldn’t have minded. (Okay, depending on the kid, I have a boy kid :) If I need to cheer up, it’s Russell every time :) 😋🌷🌱

@acid3129 6 ай бұрын

My nan died last week . She was a massive cow always ripping into people but in that funny old person way . Well when she died she was in bed my brother sitting next to her while my mum made her some toast. She takes a bite looks at my brother and says " your mum is useless half this toast isn't bloody toasted " my brother laughed and looked away at the TV he turned back to her moments later to say somthing and she was dead just died toast still in hand . Her last words where bitching about under toasted toast . When I was told later that day first thing I thought was never accept toast from my mum

@KoldingDenmark 6 ай бұрын

She sounds like my brother's mother-in-law. She always managed to have the last word. Even in her death.

@acid3129 6 ай бұрын

@KoldingDenmark turns out she had a massive heart attack basically killed her instantly. My brothers taking it really hard as he was told to do CPR by dispatchers feeling her rubs breaking only to be told she had a DNR in place when the paramedics arrived and they just declared her death

@lifesbutastumble 4 ай бұрын

Nah, you should never accept toast from your dead nan 😅 Condolences, BTW. Hope you're doing fine 🙂

@dadmindmatters 4 ай бұрын

"Bum you in the attic! 🤣🤣Hi Russell, I've always loved your stand up. I imagine I'm joining a very long queue but I have a youtube channel and podcast called Dad Mind Matters where I talk about all things marriage, parenting and mental health. If you ever might be up for being on as a podcast guest and talking about whatever you want to talk about it would be epic. Happy New Year James

@extrahappy6769 5 күн бұрын

I don't know if this would ever get to Russel, but that photo at the top of this page is an epic portrayal of Russel's whole style, in looks and spirit

@jacquibradley1598 6 ай бұрын

Quite funny, well done

@siesmicserpent 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 one of the best🫶

@user-lc4qe4gr7k 5 ай бұрын

Russ's Mum must be a laugh riot.

@crabwalk7773 6 ай бұрын

👏👏👏❤❤❤❤

@user-gp9sh6vv8i 2 ай бұрын

Sheer talent.

@drachior 6 ай бұрын

Lost it at the apple juice xD

@cwtchtalk 6 ай бұрын

Lol i have an uncle who we also call aunty Garry 😂😂😂

@LimeyRedneck 6 ай бұрын

A willy, a dog and maybe a trip to the zoo, too‽ 😳😅

@shadowprince4482 6 ай бұрын

That sounds like a really good investment for a prank. Hide giant fake penises under people's furniture so if they ever move the furniture for any reason they'll all be super puzzled.

@bunyipdragon9499 6 ай бұрын

Well cleaners usually know where the dildo etc is hidden. I know because I've stumbled across at least 5 over the years - it's amazing what we know 😵‍💫

@t.m.p8187 6 ай бұрын

I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😭

@T-Bag13 6 ай бұрын

You obviously don't watch much & your parents never brought you up in the right way. 🙄

@Sparx632 6 ай бұрын

@@T-Bag13says the person with a testicles joke for a username and picture.

@T-Bag13 6 ай бұрын

NAME?

@Sparx632 6 ай бұрын

@@T-Bag13 T-Bag as in the action of crouching over someone’s face to dunk your testicles on them. Which is clearly the joke based on your profile picture depicting a tea bag in the shape of testicles.

@t.m.p8187 6 ай бұрын

they are either 9 or a 45 year old virgin@@Sparx632

@chijindu2002 6 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

@3batscarr718 6 ай бұрын

Ironically rem was playing as i was watching this

@Rainbowofthefallen 6 ай бұрын

Just commenting for the algorithm 💜💙

@stupidoldgamer 5 ай бұрын

Faaaakin'ell🤣😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣😂

@scottmwilhelms2437 6 ай бұрын

So my thought was if your mum finds it and says nothing it just disappears from under the couch. 😳🤣

@totallybonkers76 6 ай бұрын

He's right tho .. should be a good thing at the end of the news.

@kaidexe3660 6 ай бұрын

AHHHHHHHH

@Chaosssbvtch 6 ай бұрын

First comment 😭and I love you Russell 😭😭😭

@jerrywinder7249 6 ай бұрын

It's the missing "heinz beans" that the man losed at airport! Resecently. 😮😮

@tREVVA1 6 ай бұрын

🤣

@grimreaper3330 6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@DonnaBarrHerself 6 ай бұрын

WHAT WAS THE 4TH OBJECT IN THE SUITCASE????

@nicolamatthews2993 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@thefifthGV 2 ай бұрын

I've lost some baked beans.. wait

@timjonsson7761 6 ай бұрын

when the new netflix special coming bruv

@Itsembish. Ай бұрын

he’s filming it next month

@user-rt4zb8xp8b 6 ай бұрын

...WHICH REM CD though?

@jorgiotoldo8636 6 ай бұрын

holy , i was sure you were gay. never thought so wrong in my life. still love your content ^^

@roymillsjnr5172 6 ай бұрын

😂😂🤚

@unkolawdio 6 ай бұрын

Whatever I want

@tutacat 6 ай бұрын

I guess heinz excluded this bit from the advert

@ashleyspicer4199 6 ай бұрын

This is going to be good. I know it.

@ThatCoalSoul 6 ай бұрын

8:06 Callback that doesn't make sense as the video closer? Whoops.

@vellss3524 6 ай бұрын

Early for once

@abdalleahmed4613 6 ай бұрын

Russel Howard is the Dave Chappell of UK

@ThatCoalSoul 6 ай бұрын

He respects trans people so ...HE'S NOT.

@coptotermes 6 ай бұрын

You do kinda see marriage in animals. Just saying. Pink and Grey Galahs in Aus for instance. They pair up for life. I think other birds do as well.

@decodolly1535 3 ай бұрын

Don't shingleback lizards pair for life too? Must be an Australian thing.

@The_10th_Doctor. 2 ай бұрын

Penguins

@paulmurgatroyd6372 6 ай бұрын

Wife? Slip up, Russell?

@aethellstan 6 ай бұрын

you're english, it's a hen party not a batchelorette party.

@MotoHikes 6 ай бұрын

Just as Russell stated in the video, you must be one of those people just looking to be annoyed at something.

@aethellstan 6 ай бұрын

@@MotoHikesnot really. i live in england and i'm fed up with people who are english speaking american. it's lazy.

@Connor-ONeill 6 ай бұрын

What, did you not understand what "bachelorette party" means? It's almost like it's a _netflix special._ One that will be available in countries other than Britain, most of which won't have a fu*king clue what a "hen party" is. Stop trying to be the gatekeeper for an entire language. I'm also English and I couldn't give a shit less what terms he uses, I have more pressing concerns in my life.

@aethellstan 6 ай бұрын

@@Connor-ONeill cobblers. it's nothing to do with netflix, an american streaming platform. it's to do with an english comedian doing stand-up to an english audience and he's using american words not english. frankly i don't give a dman whether people from other countries know what a hen party is and if you don't care then there will come a point in time where things you actually do care about will be subsumed into a culture that isn't ours and it's too late. language is an important driver to culture just ask any indigenous people where they are having to speak english or french etc, they lose sight of who they are.

@vermontvampyre 6 ай бұрын

Funny how someone from a country who stole everything from many cultures over the years; land, cultural items, people, and even language; could be butthurt in regards to an Englishman to be doing exactly as his ancestors did....borrow spare vocabulary from elsewhere. How do you think English got to where it is today? From stealing from OTHER languages. Also maybe he used "bachelorette" because some women could feel offended being compared to chickens? Which a lot of people view as some of the dumbest birds in existence.

@maureengouldie1993 6 ай бұрын

Crazy how nearly everything these days has 2 meanings. Whats ATTIC mean? At&t ice cream?

@robambrose4199 6 ай бұрын

No: a tick.

@mcbikeman5673 6 ай бұрын

I have tried and tried to find this man funny but nope he just is not funny to me

@peterporkeresq.2817 6 ай бұрын

'Sex' is today's lowest form of humour, if you remove every reference to sex from contemporary comedy, you'll have nothing.

@notme2day 6 ай бұрын

Americans are really uptight when it comes to sex or nudity. Some people should really lighten up. It's not the end of the world or humanity ... unless you *stop* shaggin.