we now have autosausage, we need deceptibacon

feel like knock out would be the type of guy to have a body pillow of himself just lying around so he can admire himself even more

I remember seeing a car with Autobot stickers in our neighborhood once and waiting for the car to transform for a week until I gave up.

On the topic of these- 8:40 I’m surprised no body has thought of making Starscream high heels! Like the ones he had in Prime! I would pay so much for them and I don’t even wear heels!

TFP Knockout being on a body pillow makes too much sense

Fun fact, with the exception of a few small "tie ins" with other official hasbro shows/movies, Kiss Players was the LAST thing Japan was allowed to properly work on with Transformers... and I can see why.

Something tells me Knockout would be flattered if he saw himself on a body pillow (At least a transformer sized one anyway). And Blackarachina would be repulsed. XDDDD

One day I was walking in the store, and there was a sort of body pillow, like a life sized stuffed bear, but as optimus prime.

I see nothing wrong with the Knockout body pillows, those are on brand for the character

I arrive for the Decepticon Femboy pillows and left whit Bongbumbee, truly great content

13:53 POV: Optimus is asking you out to prom, do you accept?

The most f8cked up thing about Kiss Players? it actually incorporates some important elements into the Transformers lore, and even lays the groundwork for certain character's personalities. Oh, and fun fact, Age of Extinction is somehow, basically a coherent revisitation of the plot of Kiss Players; Now the Rome and Juliet law scene makes a lot more sense.

One of my neighbors drives a taxi and has the Decepticon logo on the hub caps

Knockout on a bidy pillow actually seems to fit his character

Transformers body pillows...if they have ironhide, jazz and sideswipe its a wrap

I'm surprised there aren't alot of arcee body pillows

This reminds me of those videos of where someone would describe how they'd live in a world only using merch from a specific franchise, like Marvel and Eva, someone should definitely do one for Transformers

Ive never really been interested in transformers but since watching these videos for like a week im now pretty interested

At this point I'm just waiting for the isekai truck dakimakura (lewd body pillow). This is the closest I've seen so far.

the most replayed part of this video being the body pillow section 💀

I owned a slumblebee as a child that really brought back memories

Oh god, it never fails. Every year or so I am reminded that kiss players exists and I have to put my MP Skywarp up for a few weeks out of shame.

Those body pillows are actually a godsend if you have trouble sleeping on your side. Tough finding a cover for them that isn't plastered with weeb porn, but incredibly useful nonetheless.

I once heard of a USB drive that Transformed into Ravage. The wild thing is that you COULD also store data on it.

*I love how there is so many bayverse merch it is sure to make any G1 manbaby cope and have a tantrum about it on the internet because they saw their mom buy Bayverse Optimus bodywash for them*

I came here because I actually have the Soundwave body pillow cover. It’s super nice and I love him(it’s double sided). I also got the mini Soundwave keychain for my Soundwave Itabag(also got it from Etsy, but she has her own site now). I ordered so many Soundwave items for that bag. Plus I got the Soundwave Modern Icons helmet. Can you tell I’m in love with Soundwave yet?

I'd absolutely take another Transformers origin story focused around The King

When I first heard you name drop “Kiss Players”, an audible croak of “Nooooooo…” left my mouth as the flashbacks began.

I had the Optimus fishing rod, it did work pretty well. (For a kid) Also had the play shave kit.

Seeing those body pillows physically made my eyes hurt

That knockout Makin me want to act up 😅

Fucking knew that knockout would be a kinky pillow

I still have my Optimus jacket. Had a Starscream one until my eldest son Unicron’d it. And I now want Mirage and Starscream body pillows…

Transformers fandom is hell on earth Or cybertron...

Been into anime since Robotech (AKA Macross) and stuff like Voltron/Star Blazers back in the 80's and trust me you don't know weird until you get the Japanese to cut loose...I'm not sure if I learned this via my enjoyment of anime or I just was traumatized by some of the weird and kinky crap I've seen. 'Tis fun though 🤣

About the shoes at 7:47; by chance I'd just watched an Elita-1 retrospective, and she apparently went through a "pink Starscream"-phase, so that might be her. Tried to look it up myself, but it seems there is a shoe brand or company named Elita, so good luck finding any info if that is her.

oooooooh oh my gosh the thumbnail alone was enough to tell me how the video is going to go and I’m for it lol

The comment section has become just a confession zone for people and what characters they'd buy body pillows of, gotta love this internet

As a little kid I bought a Transformers Bayverse wallet off the back of a magazine

Imagine working at a 7-Eleven or someplace like that, and someone in a Bumblebee ski maskcomes in and robs you

Bumblebee belly bong 😂😂😂😂 I'm to stoned for this shit

I was recently given a Ravage figure that turned into a jump drive (given by a friend's dad bc he too is a robot enthusiast), hands down one of my favorite gifts, now I can just whip out that lil guy and use him for my work, sure it isn't professional and he looks a lil goofy but I love it! on the note of Kiss Players, it holds the genre of magical girl... which is in the same category of Sailor Moon (good luck getting that info out of ur head). Also Atari (the girl with the glasses) has sever car sickness but is oftentimes in a car.....

The Spaceballs quote will forever be relevant...

I have the Knock Out body pillow... It has Breakdown on the back 😗

Oh man The King I remembered that the moment you showed it. I cant believe the memories of grief I had that I wanted a toy of that design so bad. I am sure I was insufferable. I loved the grill armor covers and the predominantly grey pallet. Wow that's such an odd thing for little me to get so up in arms over.

There's no burger king transformer but there's coronation starscream.... just before Galvatron kills him. That crown didn't even get warm yet 👑🤕💀😂🤣

OH NO I BOUGHT A KISS PLAYERS CONVOY WITHOUT MINI ON EBAY ONCE... I DREAD TO THINK WHAT THE FIRST OWNER DID WITH THE LITTLE MINIATURE GIRL...

I remember having a high score hundred growing up, it was neat

Missed opportunity to make an Astrotrain ash tray and call it Ashtrotray.

“HEY AUNT TAMMY” followed by the flat line… I thought that was hilarious

Ill take the bumblebong

2:33 There's a bar in town near me that has these on the wall. Pretty damn cool

The creators knew what they where doing with kiss players 💀

I'm surprised he didn't mention the Autobot and Decepticon insignia earrings when talking about jewelery, I have the Autobot ones myself, and they look pretty good

12:24 I have Slumblebee cute little plushie

transformers jewellery for your car makes sense... where do i get a decepticon logo for my car

14:51 this frame made me laugh way more than it should have

No mention of the Gillette razors from I believe it was the last knight but it could have been age of extinction. I actually still use mine just because of the fact it can take the current cartridges

You forgot about Optimus Prime as an anime girl through Kotobukiya's Bishoujo scale figurine line.

I've never wanted anything more than that knockout and shockwave body pillow give it to me now

12:49 oh man why that in my eyes 🤦‍♂️😂

Oh! I have that green Optimus Xmas jumper! Always gets a good reaction when I wear it for work at Christmas.

i used to have the bumblbee ski mask. it was the coolest thing that i had ever seen and id wear it at every chance i got.

(Sees the body pillows) Ok that does it screw you guys I’m going home this just got too weird

You left out the ROTF big gummies that were short lived as they had traces of lead in them

I had some knock off usb stick that transformed into ravage, it was flimsy but it worked and I thought was a neat idea

For Revenge of the Fallen M&Ms did a strawberry peanut butter flavor

6:43 STUDIO SERIES KING WHEN

Your criminal pronunciation of dakimakura aside, this is some of the funniest transformers content on youtube. excited for more

I have a jazz ink stamp which is very strange

Seeing this reminded me of a car I seen on the weekend when I was grocery shopping with my parents someone had a Decepticon logo on their car I wasn't sure if it was a Decepticon logo until I got a closer look as my parents were driving by

Always loved blacknarachea's golden personality

4:32 That Type donut is called munchkins

I want the king to be a part of transformers canon so bad

I wish the Vibratrons were real, just for the humor, there’s even a fleshlight one, which is very funny to me.

5:28 the man needs a raise asap

You already know I’m copping the Shockwave body pillow.

I recently saw a real actual Canon camera that transformed into an Optimus xD

damn, those kiss players things, I remember watching a video of that years ago, without any censorship, that was repressed memory, until now...

I had a school career day thing a few months ago and the guy their from Valvoline was giving out the little valvoline transformer things

7:12 shut up and take my money

This guy has lot of energy i like it

4:09 I actually have Longview, or more accurately my uncle did and then gave him to me when I was a kid

What you do is take an ashtray of your least favorite character for the ash tray

I really hope the deceptissager is a real thing that would be hilarious

GAH DAYUM SHOCKWAVE WAS THICC WITH INFINITE C'S!

Hey, I happen to have those transforming plushies. They're pretty cool.

Im a need that rung pillow immediately

I need a new deception symbol for my car. My chrome one has turned black since I’ve had it so long 💀

lol you had me at the Blackarachnia body pillow 🤣

12:25 I literally forgot I had the bumblebee one until now

Because of the ads, i now see burger King to transformers in the same way as mountain dew to halo

You didn't talk about how I'm pretty That the bad guys in kiss player are an army made out of galvatron's DNA and as hes a unicorn mutated megatron It's Basically a bunch of megatrons with freaky a** tongues now you could make that work in my opinion but how they Did it makes It does not and makes you think of certain websites

You missed the Bumblebee snickers for Revenge of the Fallen. I ate tons of those.

Why did I go looking in my garage and find those bumblebee crocs.

I'll just put out there that if you can't tell what part of the body a body piercing is for by looking at it, there's a solid chance that you really don't want to know what part it's for.

I remember my brother owning the figure that turned into the binoculars (Longview) and having Transformers Animated Eggo waffles which had an edible image of the various characters.

I saw bumblebong in the thumbnail. please let this be available today, only if it’s official!!! Also, donut holes but I much prefer donuggets

13:27 Gal-vibrotron had me rolling 😂😂😂

im going to buy that knockout bodypillow and lock him in my closet then tell my friends i have a pet knockout