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Welcome to the Church of Slick! I'm your pastor, Slick Smith, and today we're talking about prosperity.
My dear congregation, today we're going to tap into the power of... water! That's right, our sacred Splash and secret Squirt will bring us prosperity.
So, donate now, and receive this special blessing... not guaranteed, of course.
Thanks for joining us at the Church of Slick! Don't forget to like, share, subscribe, and donate... again and again and again.
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