Best KZfaq comment of the day 😂😂

I was looking for this comment!!

Modyman touché 🤣😉

“Whose powers are lame now?!”

Hahah!

philosopher2king bro all lives matter doesn’t mean giving everyone equal help. It means giving everyone help with equity. Libtard

philosopher2king giving help to everyone who needs it

@@emilyw5215, moron, that's exactly what I mean.

philosopher2king NO you’re claiming that all lives matter means giving everyone equal help even if they don’t need it. Dumbass get your points straight.

@@emilyw5215, Hey moron, it's called sarcasm.

They've removed my comment 4 times, after a total of over 3,500 likes....wth??

Who else read it in Trumps voice?👌 Lol

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We're only finding more sunken boats in Lake Travis because we ramped up testing for boat sinkings. The more you test, the more sunken boats you're gonna find. In fact, we may be testing too much.

Bunch of Losers and Suckers.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

it was probably time to upgrade anyway.that insurance check willbe a good down payment on the latest tub .

@@richochett404 yeah a bath tub

Chuck Faris 😂

wow. i see what you did there.

😆 Classic. Trump: “Sail in voters will lead to a rigged election.”

@@jogman262 Yet his claims have been backed by evidence time and time again, but all you can think of is a joke.

It should be noted that this very specific group of people were ignorant to standard boater safety regulations.

DeadpanFish. Nah. Trump rolled back those regulations.

One of the funniest days of the decade.

Today: no masks Tomorrow: no life vests Next: food is a hoax, just gets u fat so stop eating. Don’t listen to scientists telling u that food is healthy

bruh momentum yes fam the whole masjid laughing I got proof I’m here 😹

No injuries reported. I am sure any boat that was in trouble had several other boats right there to assist with swimmers.

@bruh momentum who is john oliver?

Get Me To 1k Subs before I Start College The funniest comedian on the planet

Yep. I'm sure trump considers all the guys who drowned in WWII after getting torpedoed by a U-boat losers too. 😁

Good one

@Buckskin User Why would you want a president whose voters are a bunch of bad boatmen?

Those who sank are loser and suckers

@jcllings Just....stop.

There is video. The one I saw was kind of funny because nobody got hurt. A big boat's wake swamped a smaller one and it stayed level and it sank. The people on board could swim away without trouble.

welcome to corporate owned ABC. they opine, you recline. they're looking out for their own interests and have zero interest in actual news.

Different hours and different media outlets.

"l dont want my kids to grow up in a raciaI jungIe" - Ku KIux Joe

Steel Here Trump.....Never heard of them!!🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧🇨🇦👍🏻

@@bethrobb3684 similarly we never heard of you

"I wish them well."

​@@LowerYourExpectationsPleb The extra tiny boat at 0:12 is my favorite

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Bravo 👏🏼 hahahahaha

BRILLIANT

LMAO!

😂😂😂😂

Yes. Infected by idiots.

@@heraldeventsandfilms5970 lmfao

@@heraldeventsandfilms5970 no ❤️

@@JTestedGames yes

@@JTestedGames yes

It provides a straight line for some slightly funny jokes. Given the total dumpster-fire of a year, any humor is welcome. The fish, it seems, were smart enough to swim out from under the sinking boats. Nobody who matters got harmed.

Too bad it's never gonna happen. MAGA in 2 weeks!

@@whatisthishandlegarbage Poseidon for Biden 🤣🤣🤣

BattleMage ok reply to me after november 7th

@@whatisthishandlegarbage 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@@godisgood8138 no one cares about your fruity video

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93% Of protest are peaceful this is what was reported buddy. The media just shows only the bad ones, i thought you people didnt believe everything the media says?

@@judekiv Where did you get the 93% from?

@@judekiv Exactly. I highly doubt riots are even 5% of current demonstrations. This is the exact narrative racist conservatives used in the Civil Rights Movement. They would show all the riots to try and delegitemize the movement.

Who would of thunk it?

FAKE NEWS... I saw no boats sinking in this video...

FAKE NEWS... I saw nobody die of coronavirus...

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you can literally just check twitter. Just because Fox News isnt feeding you it doesnt mean it didnt happen lol go check twitter and hear as trumpanzees scream HELP in the water 🤣

They'd rather have MAGA hats and Trump Steaks. And of course play the slots at Trump casino that any winnings would be donated to Trump Charity.

This was on a lake.

Also we can control lake water and, to an extent, ocean water

Lake Travis is a man made lake. LMAO. That's what you get when you put a bunch of DUMBASSES together on water trying to have a parade for a CORRUPT WANNABE DICTATOR. LMAO.

@@tracybird8668 Did you forget to take your TDS pills today. Poor thing. :-D

@@tracybird8668 🤣😆

Big Dummy OMG I use same thing( all jokes aside I actually do)

@@Raj-wf6ln My neighbor gave me a can. I used it to seal a spot around a window in my shed. It does work!

Lmfao. 😂😂😂👌

😂‼️💔

I keep one on my utility belt while fighting crime.💪

WTF!!!!! It ain’t get the freak out of here

@@eezysamurai_1145 all jokes chill

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Biden did it while he was VP. There used to be less water in that lake so it didn't come up so far on the boats.

Tigger & Noodles huh?

watch what happened several boats sink during Texas parade supporting Trump on Lake Travis in Texas cutiepuppieshome.com/available-poodle-puppies

Kirbyzmaster Games it’s a joke

Kirbyzmaster Games well ok mr 0.000 sense of humor

Kirbyzmaster Games it was a joke A JOKE he never said he wanted them to drown so don’t ASSUME That MS. Oh yeah Mr or Ms I could care less I could say whatever I want to say

Lord Banana was it a joke or did you want people to drown according to Ms. Zero IQ Kirbyzmaster Games

Kirbyzmaster Games yeah it was a joke man... just like they think BLM is a joke. I never said I wanted them to drown, even racist republicans should be saved in that situation. I’m just comparing their famous “All Lives Matter” quote to something as inexplicably stupid as “All boats matter.” I’m not saying let them drown, not in the slightest... I’m just saying their beliefs are stupid. Haha funny joke, right? You get it now “Mr. 0.000 sense of humor?”

The comment section of political news is full of ppl saying “ThaTs jUSt lIBeraL lEFtisT dEmoCraT MoB proPAgAndA! TruMP 2020!

No they didn't what do you think we're doing chopped liver

I seriously came just for the comments

Go ahead talk shit about Trump you ain't got no room to talk with that loser Biden & Miss dope-smoking kamila butts in 500 people prison

They're doing something weird with the comments. My comment had 527 likes after 1 hour and then it vanished.

Nope doubt he's even dead

@James Powell Its the gift that keeps on giving...

I know thats right lmao cant distract us with parades and thrown candies ! Its such a shit show , theres a high pressure shit front blowing in . All the shit puppets better brace for choppy shit waves...

I wouldn’t bring up Epstein we’re supposed to forget trump partied with him and maxwell for decades

@@Morningv0dka Trump kicked out Epstein from Mar a Lago.

Hilarious

That would be a story CNN would report

@@nexonianzero8556 Sorry, one question, I've always been curious what r/woosh means;)

Nexonian Zero wwooosh

@@jamisonyurt Actually it's a joke about a Trump quote when he hilariously said hurricane florence was the "wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water"

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They're the best at not sinking, look how many didn't sink in a lake...wait. That water doesn't even go anywhere. *calls the flex seal guy*

Are you slobbering yourself again?

@@TrailerParkChris No

"Sorry sir, once the metaphor is used it can not be returned"

I think I love you.

YES

Trump2020

Hound Of Justice chile wtf-

Hound Of Justice no❤️

Hound Of Justice joe Biden 2020😌💅🏾🙈

I suspect illiteracy

Water kinda ruff aye Capt

All u Trump haters . Fuck u

Go straight to basement, do not pass cue card test

@@beliedat2457 I suspect overload. Have you ever seen a Trump Voter...

And we already won the election aint life a bitch.

Mario Keep telling yourself that, kimosabe. I’m sure it’s of great comfort whenever you see Donny behind in every major poll in the country.

@@chefbanjo8139 thanks to BLM / Antifa thank you for the votes. Hope your candidate remember what day is today. Jaaaaa dumb ass

Mario so what makes you believe that Trump is better than Biden? I’m doing a KZfaq survey and I’m looking for people that can back up their beliefs with facts.

Mario I was wondering how fast it would take a butthurt Trump cultists to wine. Looks like it was you. Also, a Trump supporter who doesn’t know how to use proper punctuation-I’ve never heard of such a thing. 🤣

Losers

Good one!!

I like boats that dont sink SAD

I've been on that lake, outside of crashing into another boat on purpose boats don't sink lol.

@Robert Sanders if by armada you mean at most a couple thousand then yeah. Too bad a couple thousand isn't alot

_They were Aunt-Teeflessblm boaters who shot another hole in their boats to let the water out. xD_ _It's time for liberals to go back in their closets, but make sure they light their house ablaze first. xD_

Or hot glue

MAGGOT VOMIT you’re gonna take to the streets with your gun once your dictator loses in November

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Good

Putin?

Republican STUPIDITY always sinks to the bottom 😁

"a thousand cellphones". Where is the proof?

robert smith proof? Where’s the thousand cellphones

Those were trump supporters. Do you really think they're going to produce video that shows them looking like fools. Besides, any video that does come out will be called "fake". The best part is, one of the small boats looked like it was being swamped by a big boat roaring past it. They're sinking themselves - HAH

I want proof their was exactly 1000 cell phones.

Jay Gray hey at least we don’t stand in front of the road and get hit by cars lol

Titans' Steve McNair stopped on the 1 yd line,a quarterback sneak, by the Ravens for a 16-10 triumph over Tennessee

in with The Distraction save!! well done.

I KNOW! FUCK MAN! Also some idiots shouldn't have boats. We need common sense boat laws.

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I want to see that video of that floating boat on fire🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious

Found one clip showing a boat sinking: www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/several-boats-sink-at-a-trump-parade-on-lake-travis-in-texas/news-story/5445d661e4cbfc516ec13bf6357c1901

@@Morningv0dka thank you sir 👌

There’s plenty just that Donald doesn’t want y’all seeing such

Have you seen the criminal record for those boats? Thug boats got what was coming!

Lol!! Yup!!!🤣😅😂

@@Ghost_of_Avalon I heard that the only boats that sunk were ones with black paint jobs. If they would've grabbed their bootstraps, they could pull themselves off the bottom of the lake. It's their fault when you think about it.

@@JimJamTheAdmin cornball

"Its not nice to fool Mother Nature" You are likely not old enough to remember the ads. The ad ended with it being quite clear that something bad happened to the person who fooled Mother Nature.

@@kensmith5694 im not fooling with mother nature I love mother nature I'm insulting the cheeto supporters

@Duribethin You don't get the joke.

@@mr.stauffersnaturechannel4016 i like videos that show not lie

@@ginxxxxx Here's the proof, dummy: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZqFm7N4t669YGg.html

I didn't see any sinking boats! Is this just more fake news?

@@paulrossi4863 You're an idiot. Here's the proof: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZqFm7N4t669YGg.html

Uh ok??

I get that reference lmaooo.

unfortunately many of these people already reproduced

Uhh yes

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Haha that’s hilarious

LMFAOOO 😂😂😂😭

@@user-bh9ix1rw8x fu

There were 4 of them. Search it on KZfaq and it shows the moment when one of the boats sank.

I'm pretty sure if they showed it sink yt wouldn't even show it

@ leicanoct Everything isn’t “fake news.” It’s a shame you lake simple research skills. m.kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bZqFm7N4t669YGg.html AND HERE mobile.twitter.com/TravisCoSheriff

*lack

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Hilarious 🤣🤣

It is what it isn't then?

I see what you did there.

M C I see what you that did ther

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Lmao I posted a meme the other day that said. I’m joe Biden. And I forgot this message. Lmaoooooo

I hate that I can hear his voice perfectly in my head😅

@@thatlilmama4373 LMAOOO

@@thatlilmama4373 I’m Bone Spurs. And I changed this message....3 times in one tweet. 'BELIEVE ME' 2000 LIES way back in January 2018 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p7eiqKeSy53Ge6c.html

AHAHHA

@21stcenturyenigma guess someone (you) needs to look up what words mean.

@@onebylandtwoifbysearunifby5475 21st has all the best words.

i guess you believe what the Lying media said Trump said even tho the people that were there say it never happened and you can prove by asking the secret service. Dumbasses.

@American Paisa #BigWater #StableGenius You should probably stop. 😂

@@MrRickTic huh?

This is a Warning , they better jump ship before Nov 🤣😂

Um its a lake, but ok, nice 🧠 use.

@@connormcd193 oh yea haha i totally forgot thx for the reminder

Hahahahahah you win the internet today

If you wanna see something funnier watch antifa and BLM try to help ppl

Look at all these "intelligent" replies. Someone has apparently "won" the internet already.

😹

U2Ez X TITAN Gaming BLM is living rent free in your head🤣

Trump2020!!

@Mr Lion

@Teal Steel No thanks, keep your sniffing away, I don't participate in cocaine-fuelled parties.

@@Veralidainai aayyy this is one of the funniest things I've read all morning 🤣🤣🤣

@@Veralidainai 😂

Can't fix stupid y'know. 😷

@Russian Bot8269 That's sad when you go boating for the afternoon and consider an accomplishment that you didn't die. But, then again, Trump supporters do not set very high expectations..

I’m a trump supporter but this is funny af

It should be noted that this very specific group of people were ignorant to standard boater safety regulations.

@Russian Bot8269 Hermain Cain did though.

Fifteen minutes will save you from yourself

J.T. Brunner - Did you know most gays were recruited as minors?

this was the perfect comment, it doesn't matter if you're a Republican or a Democrat. This was funny

They will turn you down if it has trump flag or sticker on it though

😂😂 Geico is late on that one bc State Farm has been insuring boats, RV, motorcycle, ATV and golf carts.

Mother Nature has been known to be a dick at times.

@@timjones7547 No, it's not Mother Nature, it's Karma....... lmsao

@@timjones7547 Not this time, shes right on point.

My comment, satire!

Mama nature trying to get us all to pay attention

ok democrat

you say as you throw a Molotov in your own home and say BLM

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M Leggieri Exactly🤣

@Chris C Play stupid games win stupid prizes. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fOBhpbSS1suzmKM.html

I guess your referencing the time he said he like the soilder who didnt die in ww2 Just so you know that never happened. Edit: please read further down if your comment is about what he said to john McCain. Thanks.

@@dominicviner6619 actually he was bashing John McCain when he was captured by vietcon forces

I wont go on anyone's boat who sunk it. They are suckers and losers.

@@thevampirecielphantomhive2342 : Captured troops were typically in the process of deserting.

Dominic Viner that’s not what he’s talking abt

IM LOVING IT

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@Nemesis Ryu please do bet your life on that

@@zhopeless2672 Troll

@Nemesis Ryu 2 late.

The worst

Nigga cheese

Αυστιν Δελογ No one was talking to you so stfu

Αυστιν Δελογ it was a joke calm your tits

There was one to many tards in the sea . 🌊🤪

That's a messed up thing to say.

lol!

@Simsimaspineshank S It's a joke, dummy.

@Deplorable Centrist biden supporters are less desperate

But not the lobsters because, they should be condemned totally.

@Area 8 and I love seeing trump supporters get shot by trump supporters its funny to see how stupid they are

😂 He WOULD say something like that, wouldn't he?

The rake the forest stable genius lol

Ha! Come on make America great sink them all

M I trump2020

@@lorenzo.802 Mary Trump yeah

You can find a few videos online of boats sinking.

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Look at the thumbnail

the media never shows crutial video when a seriouse event occurs so why would they be any different for something as mundain as this?

@@newman6434 imagine not knowing how to spell crucial while both criticizing the media and not doing your own research. There definitely are actual pieces of media that did show boats sinking...

Did you hear that some Trump supporters were caught posing as liberals, intentionally causing violence to make them look bad? About 30 of them were busted for it in California alone. What's your defense for those people?

Trump supporters: “No, no! He didn’t say that!” Yes he did.

@@jogman262 Wheres the proof. Just saying yes he did doesn't prove anything.

At least Trump knows what he says

You sheep will support an anonymous claim..sheep will be sheep. But hey keep sheeping libtards no feelings hurt.

Joe Biden isn’t perfect either his supporters are killing people and destroying buildings

Talk about spinning the news... Did this nitwit ever see Caddyshack?

Luckily I stopped at 33 seconds, Justin.

@@ronclark9724 What was spun? It was extremely choppy out there and some boats sank.... Would it not be fake news only if they reported that Trump floated down on his Abrams and powerfully, tremendously, rescued each person?

Relax, next time just set your alarm for when you wake up one minute ahead from your normal time and, voila...there's your minute back.

No it was only 30 seconds with no footage of any sinking boat the rest was a boofah running his fucking mouth

I think it’s time to treat these celebrities the way the Bolsheviks treated the Romanov family.

@NPC376877392002 there is, you just need to search for it... but apparently that's beyond your ability.

NPC376877392002 yeah and the cops would be making statements, and there would be eye witness accounts! It obviously didn't happen, because we didn't see a video of it, which is the only evidence anyone accepts anymore, right? FaKe nEwZ

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NPC376877392002 I know I'm beating a dead horse, and I promise this is the last time I reply to you, but ffs do you even realize how brainwashed you are by Trump's campaign? At the worst this might make Trump's supporters look a little stupid, but boats sink in rough waters sometimes. Its normal. Do you really need to deny that it even happened? Is that really the length you'd go to defend Trump? Lmao. Why would the media even try to fake something like this? I hope y'all start to realize you're in a cult, it's freaking everyone out and for good reason.

You realize it take much longer for a boat to sink then think