"it gets worse" - god, this has been the funniest bus ride of my life 😂😂😂

Smelly is the funniest person in the funniest band and he does no live banter. Someone please mic him at shows!

Smelly's story is amazing. Not only is it amazing but hes got the 6th sense of a fucking stand up comedian. I love it.

What a tease with the way it ended!

The theme tune is back, this has made my day and I havn't even listened to the show yet.

That story about wiping without taking off pants and singing while laying down had to be stza, right?

Yay! Such juicy content!

"Interesting feet position" 😂😂😂

Amazing. Simply amazing. I hope I get to be on that bus one day LOL

Original show...punk rockers would have the best poop stories.Notice Smelly excelled in his story.

This was amazing 😂

This is why I love punk rockers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Great video and great ending 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm on the shitter as i watch these hilarious stories!

This is the greatest podcast ever

The days n daze guys are so much nicer than I imagined 😂😂 the shit stories were something else to

Lol that butter knife turd story was gnarley.... thats love.

I’m guessing he was talking about stza who demanded toilet paper then threw it at him.

Hey It's Mat...he played bass with Pinc Louds in Nuremberg.

I just spent half an hour listening to this before my Japanese test hope this information helps me out !

I was working on the grill at work as a kid, I was dope sick and farted (rookie mistake.) Felt like I peed out my butthole when it ran down my leg into my shoe. Ran to the bathroom, cleaned up and continued to make food. With no gloves. I still miss those days sometimes.

Not my shit story, but my roommate when I was 17 was this chick, let's call her A. A. had the worst case of IBS I've ever heard of. When she gotta go, it's coming no matter what. One day, she's a block from our apartment and her guts are staging a revolution for freedom. She pulls into the parking lot, runs to the door... no key, I'm at work, no people because it's 3am in Somerville Massachusetts and we live in a renovated three storey house that houses approximately 14 families who either needed to be at work in the AM, passed out from imbibing in whatever substance they could afford or super didn't want to get deported so they weren't about to answer a banging door. The 1 foot alley was super well lit and there was heavy police presence, and heavy drug deal/gangbanger/often delusional meth addict (miss you Pippy if you see this, HMU!) presence when the pigs were out of sight because this was about 20 years ago and that place was wild as hell. She spots the cellar door slightly busted to pieces after having been violently broken into the week before ,and nobody's fixing a damned thing in this mofo, thank the slumlord gods. The door upstairs would be locked, but she knows there's a litter box for a couple (hundred?) cats that lived there, because why not? So, she did the logical thing and dumped ass in that box untill it resembled the Exxon Valdez catastrophe as it reached sandy shores. To this day, we wonder what the person that cleaned the litter box (regularly,yet only half the house had hot water due to a busted water heater. priorities) must have thought when they discovered the tsunami of Montezuma's revenge she left in her wake. "Omfg cat, WTF!? Are you dying? How did you not deflate entirely!? Why am I harboring cats in a basement in the hood and what is my life!? Who gave you corn?"

How awesome would it be to be on this bus? What a rad fucking time that would be! One day I hope to see the west coast and tour with my band mates like this!! Memories of a lifetime! Everyone is so freakin cool! Funny ass shit storytelling!!! Hahaha

I am a truck driver, I was unloading myself with crane at a farm/storage yard. Couldn't hold poo in. There were some pallets of boxes under a tarpaulin making a very enticing private area. I did a shit on the floor underneath. Between the pallets. Next day I was at the same yard again but this time the pallets were gone and the shit was smeared everywhere and everyone was looking at me wired

This is art.

was the last story too gnarly, or why did it cut off?

hahah Smelly's story was hilarious

Smelly is a real Renaissance man.

I haven't thought about Farrell's since I was a little kid!

I hope Jesse is doing better after treatment.

I once shat myself while being extremely drunk yet somehow cycling through the city center. It was 4 in the morning and it was very quiet. It was in front of my art academy so I took my full of shit shorts and threw them over the fence. I only found out the day after that there was a camera. So far, nobody has said anything about it but I am like a 100 percent sure they checked the tape because the alley behind the fence had a massive poop smear in it. This is 4 years ago and I still get nightmares about it.

What a good poodcast

Gotta love that story about Stza

LOL smelly is a god damn comedian holy fuck.

Can’t believe I was eating Taco Bell while listening to this. And then a beef sandwich with a bowl of au jus the next day.

It's funny how jefe resents his latín roots . Brown forever man.

At the least the title is true 😂

Holy shit!🤣🤣Funny shit talk🤣🤣

Where’s the picture???

22:35 "...a DIVIDIDOS shirt..."

hey. looks like you guys are driving through Norway. Cant belive i missed the show. Was broke though....

Funnily enough I've got a good golden gate bridge shit emergency story as well. But instead of a dumpster next to a gas station it was "once we get off of this fucking bridge the next place that might have a bathroom I'm bailing" couldn't tell you the name of the place but I tucked and rolled out of the van and photo finished in this fancy cocktail bar. No eye contact with anyone, just a sprint for my life. The band went onto load in to docs lab (once the purple onion) I proceeded to evacuate and had to book it 10 blocks to the venue, passing by a line of five people and a disappointed staff on my way out of said cocktail bar

I work at a restaurant and we get a lot of seniors. some shit on the wall and don't say anything.

that is what driving in finland does to people

11:41 😂😂😂😂

I do remember once coming across a padded toilet seat with a fucking crack in it. Fear was real.

My name is John, I play bass and sing and I made it to the 26 minute mark before I had to go take a shit

I mean who hasn't shit themselves at least once.I did once while driving from a show. Drove for 4.5hrs and 5 minutes from the door I can't hold it any longer. Boom shit all down my leg and seeping into the car seat. Lovely!!

and now we all wanna see that picture..

That's punk as fuck Smelly! RIP Farrells :(

Funny stuff Mike. Fat Mike - On a serious side note regarding Nocap…I just noticed that Steve-o is sponsored by Liquid Death. I respect you and think you should try harder to get sponsors and make your podcast free again. Liquid Death should pay you bro and I’m sure there are others too

We were doing a restucco on an apartment complex down in San Diego and I had to shit bad. I went to the front office and they were out to lunch. So I went aroundt the back wall of the apartments. No sooner than I drop my pants, lean up against the wall and start shitting a meter reader walks up . He was like Hey. . and asked how I was doing. I just laughed.

Smelly=Tony Stark

Smelly is a legend

let me off this TMI bus

Just to step in here...there are two types of wipers...just found this out recently....Sitter wipers and stander wipers. I call them "stander stripers" just sharing.

I wanted to see Bretts picture!!!

´´Merda acontece``, Hermes e Renato.

That is what driving in finland does to people

I love Mike Fat.

hahahahaahaaaaa

What's up with the keyboards in the band these days? Though it was No Effects? Lol funny fuckin vid Mike. Good stories everyone.

Where's the goddamn picture?

That girl’s constipation story reminds me of my ex-same situation; she’d be constipated for a couple days then just painfully unload. Must be a thing with petite cute girls walkin’ around filled with shit-completely hilarious.

🤣

I want you to sign my LP mike is that possible can I send it to you and you sign it ?

When is mike not shit talking

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

P R O P A G A N D H I ! ! ! !

Trust Smelly to have the best shit story !! hahahaha

I had to take my dog to friends and the dog jumped out the window, next thing I know I get fart feeling and turned into a run poop as I was chasing after my dog down the road, I had found the dog chewing on my neighbors goose and the police show up, I had use goose feathers from the dogs feast to wipe my butt and I was then taken into jail for disorderly conduct, but the dog got lunch and I got pootered and canned.

So Smelly is responsible for the shit on the streets I've been hearing about. Good to know 🤣🤣

I suppose that’s one way to end the video

If you’ve never shat your britches once or twice, and wouldn’t admit it if you did, you probably shop at Hot Topic and Zumies

I'm sharticus....😬

Whitney’s story seemed really awkward on the bus

😂 goddamn, how many times can it get worse before you question your entire existence? hahaha oh man, just why?

Smelly is fucking funny

This shit is making me carsick just watching.

Smelly I think is a damn good story teller. He sold his shit

where's the red hot chili peppers at? i wanted to hear fleas story

Why is eyeglasses with beard so mad at Anthony?

Everyone is tweaking on adderall

What about the fucking picture?!?!

Dickhead ending. Well played.

I used to share a studio with Get Dead. Definitely found weird stains on the floor.

bet your views went down drastically after you quit posting full episodes

My god there was some amazing s*** in this I mean amazing s*** colossal mounds of it terrific s*** good s*** tasty s*** it was all there.

Please let go, you are a pop star, not an iconoclast, just stop doing and you rescue what is left of what once was interesting

11:35 ew. 🤮

punk sux

Fake rebels

Looks like a bus full of antifa

My wife and I recently went through Heroin withdrawal, and I shit on our bedroom floor.

I was taking my dogs on a walk and rottweiler came runnin at me with a big broken chain. I had to cut my dogs walk short because i mmediately shit my pants. Turns out he was just a puppy dog though