Chat asks if it's okay to stain Marine's body pillow [Hololive]

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Houshou Marine proves once again that she's a marketing genius.
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@shabbysubz4993 3 жыл бұрын

Guys, it's not what you think. They're just talking about accidentally spilling a glass of warm milk they have before sleeping.

@Jasdebi148 3 жыл бұрын

and the last guy obviously own a yacht and setting sail isn't lingo for anything else, right?

@Brackfield 3 жыл бұрын

Well, if Shabby is saying it, it has to be true. That damn warm milk is always making trouble...

@Mikaa5454 3 жыл бұрын

Only shabby can make me set sail

@FortuneHatter 3 жыл бұрын

Understandable. Shinji just spilled some warm milk in Asuka's face trying to place a glass of it at the table near her.

@Brackfield 3 жыл бұрын

@@FortuneHatter I approve of this comment.

@commonkuma8874 3 жыл бұрын

That sincere sound of "Idk what to tall you buddy" after the wife and daughter question is priceless lol.

@LeonardoTheMomo 3 жыл бұрын

Put the body pillow in the middle of the bed so both husband and wife can hug Marine. Its a win win

@Antony2618 3 жыл бұрын

I used to hide the cover of mine and would place it back when my gfriend was out i pretty much use it for display (non lewd pillow) since cardboard cut out are big and cant be stored as easy.

@ungod8741 3 жыл бұрын

Husband when he gets caught by wife, "No honey, this is actually a present for our daughter." Daughter: "wtf is this?" Turns out the daughter's name was Alice.

@sharofy4370 3 жыл бұрын

"Set sail" is now my catch-phrase

@Suneozz 3 жыл бұрын

I'm deadass laughing so hard at that part.

@cupof_jo924 3 жыл бұрын

I love how she wasn’t even fazed by it too

@sancturillore 3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it. Could someone explain it to me?

@cupof_jo924 3 жыл бұрын

@@sancturillore you seiso child…

@sancturillore 3 жыл бұрын

@@cupof_jo924 I wouldn't consider myself seiso just because I don't get a specific reference. Also English isn't my first language, so that might have something to do with me not understanding. So please don't be that guy and just tell me.

@shirayajo7590 3 жыл бұрын

Marine : I'm gonna do what they called a pro marketer move Truly a great pirate she is

@lolrekt6269 3 жыл бұрын

Yo ngl, I actually read that as pro gamer move for a second

@extremepsycho8825 3 жыл бұрын

a certain turkey is proud of her

@-Raylight 3 жыл бұрын

Senchou be like *"Stonks"* She's really good at marketing and convincing Ichimi to buy more than one xD

@nono-go1dc 3 жыл бұрын

She's a business woman doing business

@zi7796 3 жыл бұрын

idk if its a joke or something, but they said you should buy 3 pieces of something like a body pillow 1-for use 2-for display 3-extra

@Antony2618 3 жыл бұрын

What is Ichimi? Her region?

@GM.Nobody 3 жыл бұрын

@@Antony2618 a crew

@Tremulousnut 3 жыл бұрын

@@Antony2618 the name for her fans.

@AbadonXXX 3 жыл бұрын

“Just be sure for the sake of health you get it cleaned.” -marine probably

@MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD 3 жыл бұрын

In order for the Wife and Daughter to be okay, he should simply build pillow Marine a little pirate ship to sit in while they are around. They won't suspect a thing.

@supapoor2631 3 жыл бұрын

I literally lolled at this. Ty.

@ChinchillaBONK 3 жыл бұрын

"Are you sure about that!"

@regubarukuriyan 3 жыл бұрын

Pillow pirate ship

@gourmand3 3 жыл бұрын

Only Marine can make me *set sail* ....a perverted Shakespeare that one

@supapoor2631 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@OriginaHikao 3 жыл бұрын

my tips on the 2nd chat: get a plain pillow cover on top of it, that way you can enjoy the sensation of kidnapped marine

@Potatoer135 3 жыл бұрын

galaxy brain move right here

@tofuteh2348 3 жыл бұрын

yabai

@sarcasm-83 3 жыл бұрын

My tip on the married man "maybe hug your wife" idea; He should put the Marine dakimakura cover on his wife to make hugging easier

@Delta5x7 2 жыл бұрын

5000 IQ play right here

@thejamesonthestreet 3 жыл бұрын

Now I understand why Marine is Reine's oshi. Both are good at marketing lol

@burnoutcat2387 3 жыл бұрын

Long ago Senchou told us this: You need at least three Dakimakura covers. One for admiring, one for storing and one for dirtying.

@ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 жыл бұрын

When was this?

@aaronolson6736 3 жыл бұрын

words of wisdom obtained only through being one with the horni

@priestesslucy3299 3 жыл бұрын

You only need two. One for snuggles and one to snuggle while you wash the other

@burnoutcat2387 3 жыл бұрын

@@priestesslucy3299 of course but most of her audience is male and since her image of men is based on middle aged salarymen and doujin characters... Yeah we've kinda been pretending to be horni all the time...

@jashirei7581 3 жыл бұрын

@@burnoutcat2387 you mean we're supposed to be pretending?

@FATDADDYSACK 3 жыл бұрын

Buy 2 BODY PILLOW!! Marine: STONKS

@CornysConsoles 3 жыл бұрын

when marine says "your too far gone" you know your in trouble

@tanzaniteblue 3 жыл бұрын

that one ichimi: y.. you mean i can stain senchou twice!?

@voidperception 3 жыл бұрын

T..thrice?

@darkhydragon5163 3 жыл бұрын

M.. maybe even four times?

@andrewtan881 3 жыл бұрын

Rip wallet

@earl-san9456 3 жыл бұрын

The pure degeneracy of staining a body pillow is too high

@AngelTheButlerOfTime 3 жыл бұрын

Marine not really knowing how to respond to that fan confessing his feelings to her and that laugh was super cute. Guess even chat leaves her speechless sometimes.

@daodolong 3 жыл бұрын

One to stain the other to abstain .

@danielbrugovsky6018 3 жыл бұрын

Marine: "If you're gonna stain it, buy an extra one." *Kapitalism*

@Kiba114 3 жыл бұрын

what should he do chat: divorce yabe

@WoeUponThee 3 жыл бұрын

Based

@ogredwing 3 жыл бұрын

Dope

@ggdz7469 3 жыл бұрын

Super Lit!

@Yuukon_ 3 жыл бұрын

watamelon

@evan5854 3 жыл бұрын

Hello sir

@dondake3278 3 жыл бұрын

(Only Marine senchou can make me "set sail") Aight guess who's gonna use this daily

@kimchijam 3 жыл бұрын

whole crew down bad lol

@Brackfield 3 жыл бұрын

To stain it?! This pirates fan club is hardcore... I guess that's to be expected, considering who Marine is... Edit: That talk with the husband, i can't even. xD

@shinobu5359 3 жыл бұрын

re: the husband; I was just thinking he should ask about a 3P. Wife and husband snuggling with Marine... pillow

@Animemus 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the wife could wear the body pillow as cosplay and impersonate Marine?

@adamrose7694 3 жыл бұрын

Yes thats how we are

@user-eq9xs5fz9u 3 жыл бұрын

Stain... huh 351923

@LermaBean 2 жыл бұрын

So like a threesome?

@TheDragonwing9 3 жыл бұрын

"When in doubt, just buy another." Essentially Senchou's message to everyone having issues concerning the body pillow.

@balloonicornjunior5039 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think Marine might be pushing it. Then I see clips like this and realize she knows *exactly* what she's doing.

@pzgamerch 3 жыл бұрын

"you far too gone" "Thank you for your hard work" What🤔

@crimson35124 3 жыл бұрын

buying 2 to be sanwhiched is omegabrain

@TheArcher143 3 жыл бұрын

Fans: Want to do lewd things that may stain a body pillow. Marine: *Stonks*

@gemstonegynoid7475 3 жыл бұрын

"If you're going to stain it, wouldn't it be better to buy an extra one?" Good marketing indeed

@ShortbreadGamer 3 жыл бұрын

I feel for that last guy. Lately when I look at R18 stuff almost all of it is Senchou. She's just too cute and sexy.

@derricklevi3005 3 жыл бұрын

eh?

@boogieboi8771 3 жыл бұрын

@@derricklevi3005 he is the last guy

@aBanabis 3 жыл бұрын

lmfao. that LONG PAUSE after hearing "wife and daughter" OMFG.

@ivanpetrov5255 3 жыл бұрын

If you're going to stain it, why not buy two - Marine, applying expert marketing tactics.

@Sisyanor 3 жыл бұрын

Never thought of MariMari. Now I think of MariMari. How deep am I gonna fall into tihs rabbit hole? 😂

@ghostering8 3 жыл бұрын

Love her professional side when she handles Echi fan and chat, Imma give her respect by order her body pillow 1 for keep 1 for use.

@IgaziKenyer 3 жыл бұрын

The genius of the MariMari idea is going to break me financially.

@VladimirDT 3 жыл бұрын

Alright team this is a prime example of upselling, this is what we need yall to do while out on the salesfloor

@VortexDS 3 жыл бұрын

Chat's just like me fr

@PanaCottaR 3 жыл бұрын

*"Good question."* - Shrek

@rifdifirebolt 3 жыл бұрын

One for pats One for *splats*

@epsorks 3 жыл бұрын

Well boys you heard straight from the boss. Whip em out.

@law244 3 жыл бұрын

She legit went Yeeeeikes on the camouflage question

@japam_ 3 жыл бұрын

Sandwiched by Senchou. that's a Genius idea

@zaedis5629 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO That was such an awkward laugh at the beginning 0:14

@beegtea 3 жыл бұрын

shabbysubz daki when

@BudFriesel 3 жыл бұрын

Put her in Cover Corps. sales department when she graduates. LOL /I agree. "Set sail" will be my catch-phrase too.

@phackerz 3 жыл бұрын

Marine : How to camouflage it? Hmm..let's see.. Marine : Well you can hug her and me at the same time..so she won't get jealous.. Me : Well yes, but actually no!

@vaachubashrimpu2646 3 жыл бұрын

Waifu for life.

@somedudewatchintv5297 3 жыл бұрын

Also he wants to hide it from his daughter too so that would be too weird.

@kebien6020 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, the word that was translated as hug is pretty ambiguous and can be translated as "fuck" as well in that context.

@scream7709 3 жыл бұрын

@@kebien6020 Replace every 'hug' from this original comment and replies into 'fuck' god that's so cursed

@Dud3itsj3ff 3 жыл бұрын

yall never cease to amaze me

@SilverScizor753 3 жыл бұрын

"Ehe?" 1:53

@xenoevermore3551 3 жыл бұрын

you see a normal girl would be flustered at this, but with marines sigma grindset she has no use of such a reaction, she is focused on the grindset.

@Voltlighter 3 жыл бұрын

If it's washed right after getting dirty, they'll be no stain. You may be tired at that point, but future you will thank you! Wash it right away!

@CommandThrow 3 жыл бұрын

Buying 3 is the galaxy brain play

@ONIGIRIKINGU 3 жыл бұрын

I bought 5 of them

@somedudewatchintv5297 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine that last guy is on a date and when they go to bed he pulls out a full cosplay outfit.

@Arbaaltheundefeated 3 жыл бұрын

Now this is an S-tier sales pitch if I ever bloody heard one

@orangeapples 3 жыл бұрын

The correct answer should have been to also buy Marine pillows for the wife and daughter.

@justsomerandomcrusader7271 3 жыл бұрын

Lol that would be funny if people started buying them in bulk

@udokotela. 3 жыл бұрын

Ah thats why its has a milk tag on it

@Raxerm 3 жыл бұрын

*[Houshou Marine body pillow sales double]*

@icecreamenthusiasts2487 2 жыл бұрын

It's common logic that we need 3 of those One for use A spare And a spare's spare

@kazineverwind5267 3 жыл бұрын

Buy 4. One for clean, one for stains, and two for your wife and daughter! Everyone wins!

@TheSoschianGamer 3 жыл бұрын

What I really like about Marin is that she doesn't shy away from talking about taboo topics. I mean it's only natural for them to be seiso because of Hololive and also because I can imagine that hese kind of topics can get really uncomfortable for a young lady, but senchou actually tries to tackle all of this.

@xmixaplix 3 жыл бұрын

Cant argue with them logic. You get one for stain, one for backup, one as a collector edition, and one as a display

@Verrisin 3 жыл бұрын

1:22 XDXDXDXDXD omg!!! - _Just hug her too!_ XDXDXDXD

@damb1858 3 жыл бұрын

A fetish so bizarre its "beyond the horizon." Thank you, I'll be here all night

@lazybelphe3584 3 жыл бұрын

Guys it’s for the anime nose bleeds they get when senchou does yabe things, they didn’t say what color the stains will be did they?!

@TheABCD3912 3 жыл бұрын

marine definitely prefers to chase than to be chased

@1LuvMLPFiM 3 жыл бұрын

*"THERE SHE BLOWS!"*

@skrily35p20 3 жыл бұрын

Didn’t know I would set sail just from watching this 🤣

@Yuukon_ 3 жыл бұрын

cultured

@kiss-shot_is_bae 3 жыл бұрын

A marketing mastermind

@rovad55 2 жыл бұрын

Marine, The art of deal

@theultimatetempest1918 3 жыл бұрын

1:05 🚨Sirenchou 🚨

@seyproductions 3 жыл бұрын

Marine: Stonks.

@nicowokeuplikethis9145 3 жыл бұрын

"Hehe, but if you're going to stain it, **Rub hands** wouldn't it be better to buy an extra one ?"

@frostea7043 3 жыл бұрын

Man i fucking love Marine she is so based

@MessedUpBrainspike 3 жыл бұрын

**stains both of them**

@sanswag 3 жыл бұрын

Matsuri and Senchou being seiso as usual

@paulwalker5225 3 жыл бұрын

Not too shabby...

@MABfan11 3 жыл бұрын

Marine: *STONKS*

@randomgamer3376 3 жыл бұрын

A really big pillow sheet

@alexangels 3 жыл бұрын

She should make the covers reversible probably a solid red color to hide it

@supapoor2631 3 жыл бұрын

Genius! Gotta hide that pirate booty

@JoelGloade 3 жыл бұрын

The double ahoy

@wilkiryu264 3 жыл бұрын

i just realized the "set sail" can also be a pun for fap in jp

@BreaksBee 3 жыл бұрын

PASS IT TO THE WASHING MACHINE AND IF MOM FINDS OUT TELL IT MILK OR GLUE

@manna485 2 жыл бұрын

Marketing 101

@kritchawatkid 3 жыл бұрын

For the guy with wife and daughter - buy 3 for each of them and invite them to the crew!

@vaachubashrimpu2646 3 жыл бұрын

Shabby be getting shabby with those dakimakuras..

@silverbaIls 3 жыл бұрын

Marketing genius

@WingofTech 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like Marine makes two different kinds of sails. sales numbers, bringing in record revenues this quarter

@gabrielsongsong9233 3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna hear every variant of ahoy that she uses during her talk streams.🤔

@The_D0C70R 3 жыл бұрын

Senchou the marketing genius

@borisslavk01nolastname91 3 жыл бұрын

Me who's been doing it with other hololive member pillows: "Looks away whistling"

@didixinc.7433 2 жыл бұрын

0:36: Litteraly what I thougth she would say

@Enma16120 3 жыл бұрын

I need to learn her secrets in marketing!

@tribopower 3 жыл бұрын

at this point better get 7, one for each day of the week

@ryx257 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine Marine telling you you're down bad. It means something coming from the Master

@adamdapatsfan 3 жыл бұрын

Marine Saleswoman of the Houshou Company

@kordny02 3 жыл бұрын

Best way to camouflage it would be to put it over a punching bag

@ArchusKanzaki 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, Reine will be proud of Marine's sales tactic. No wonder she is her favorite lol

@apalagi08 3 жыл бұрын

In conclusion buy, So you have the soft one filled with pillow, and the Hard one that can stand up on it's own.

@Lupercalia027 3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness as it’s already too late