I love how he breaks period at one point to yell "STAY OUT OF THE INFIELD."

14 years I’ve been watching this. I love KZfaq for its ability to keep alive these snapshots of art.

"Tomorrow." "At what tick of the clock?" "At what tick of what clock?" "AT WHAT TICK OF THE CLOCK TOMORROW SHALL MY LORD EXPECT TO KNOW WHO SHALL BE THE BOWLER?" "Now, Who is not the Bowler-" "SPEAK THEE 'WHO IS PRIMARY' AND I SHALL *GIVE THEE BLOODY TEETH* "

I like this only because I cannot love it! Whoever wrote this obviously loves both Shakespeare and Abbott and Costello. This has got to be one of the most brilliant things I've ever seen,

"Speak ye 'Who is primary' and I shall give thee bloody teeth!"

Okay, these men deserve a golden quill. That was amazing and I can't stop laughing.

One of the most brilliant takes on the old Abbot and Costello bit I have ever seen.

I will never get tired of watching this.

On top of the individual who loves both Shakespeare and Abbott and Costello enough to write this with such skill; the amount of talent in these two individuals to memorize the entire thing and pull it off pulled it off so smoothly is a sight to behold.

Over a decade and a half later… still laughing.

this is the most intelligent take on who's on first i've ever seen

Clever and Brilliant! Who ever wrote this is a bloody genius!

I give you, now, the kind of masterpiece that used to be commonplace on KZfaq.

"... I shall give thee bloody teeth!"... So that makes him a "bloody fool"? ;) Verily, this is quite clever! Nice job!

"SPEAK THEE WHO IS PRIMARY AND SHALL GIVE THEE BLOODY TEETH!!!" HA HA I love that line =)

Very creative and excellent use of the language...not just using it to use it, it's actually done correctly and with great effect! Bravo!

you can watch this thing a million times and it NEVER GETS OLD!!!

I cannot tell! Tertiary!

These guys have great chemistry and awesome comedic timing. I wonder if they do more skits together.

Amazing. Absolutely brilliant!

I was IMPRESSED with their timing. No real delays in giving their lines back and forth. They must have practiced and practiced and practiced and .... etc. They were great!! And a great post. Thank you!

My God, this is sheer brilliance. Well done.

Utterly, utterly, utterly brilliant!

I honestly pity the 37 people that disliked this masterpiece.

This is BRILLIANT. Absolutely brilliant. perfect Shakespearian translation while keeping all the jokes of the abbot and costello version. And well acted too!

This is one of the most creative pieces of comedy I have ever heard. It flows perfectly and sounds of the Elizibethan era and of the Shakesperean plays.

SPEAK THEE "WHO IS PRIMARY" AND I SHALL GIVE THEE BLOODY TEETH! Brilliantly played gentlemen, brilliantly played.

I couldn't sleep tonight (today), so I decided to treat myself to some cyber entertainment. The gravedigger scene in Hamlet has always tickled me, but my Google search went awry. Thank God it did! It's nearly four o'clock in the morning and I've already been laughing my ass off for more than an hour. In fact, I've laughed so hard and long that I'm exhausted and finally ready for some REM. These two guys are truly fellows of infinite jest--of most excellent fancy!

Wow... It's incredibly rare that I write a comment on KZfaq - I maybe have done it once before - but this is so brilliant I had to say thank you. Beautiful, beautiful!!!

Apart from Abbot and Costello this is the best version I have ever seen.well done guys. Also it looks like 45 people doth not know who inhabits the primary position.

pure genius the more i watch the better it seems my daughter love who's on first must show her this

This is one of the best comedy routines I have ever seen. These guys were great.

i've watched this like ten times and it's still funny!

OMG! This is the funniest, wittiest, cleverest, most incisive skit I have ever seen! You, Sir are a GENIUS sans pareil! Thank you for this contribution! Well met!!!

"speak thee who is primary and i shall give thee bloody teeth!" Great line! I believe english teachers will enjoy this version! ~verrily.

KZfaq Recommendations occasionally strikes gold. But I'm 13 years late.

these guys are amazing!!!

Absotively and posilutely fantastical!!!! Kudos to the the translator...

Interesting take on the classic skit. Hysterical!! Bravo!!

Hahaha this is awesome. The script is absolutely perfect.

This brightened my day, thank you!

Quite possibly the greatest routine ever written, by the BARD!

I'm a fan of both A&C and the Bard. I simply LOVE this!

Amazing! I loved it.

I wouldn't have thought it worth even attempting a reworking of this classic routine. I was wrong. Bravo!

That is an extremely clever adaptation of 'Who is on First'. Thanks!

Oh my God. This is brilliance!

I agree with this, I would love to get a copy. Its hysterical. would be awesome for a directing class!!! Fantastic Job

Verily, good sirs, your theatrical endeavors did inspire much mirth in this humble youtuber! "Call you these ballers base?" is a most excellent pun, and one that did cause me to laugh most heartily.

Primary: Who Secondary: What Shortstop: It matters not Tertiary: I cannot tell Bowler: Tomorrow Wicket Keeper: Today Sinister Field: Why Intermediate Field: Because Now tell me the name of the gentleman in the Righteous Field.

Few people can do this done-to-death classic as well as the original... and even fewer can improve upon it, which you have done brillliantly!

Absolute brilliance!!

Wonderfully done! Liked and favorited.

Unbelievably hilarious!! A credit to great comedians...job exceedingly well done. Thank you.

OH MY GOD This is hilarious! I must learn the script and practice it with someone else!

thou has impressed me with an amazing script. Brilliantly done. And I dare say it is quite hilarious.

FANTASTIC!!

An excellent parody of a classic comic routine. very funny and very clever.

Absolutely Brilliant!!!

Very nice. Just about the best set of alterations to a 'classic' skit I've seen.

LMBBO!!! This must have taken weeks to get straight! Love it love it love it!

Agreed as well! I'm with an old time radio recreation group, and we'd love to have something like this just for our monthly meeting or even to do as an extra at the end of a show.

This is Fantastic and incredible. Very well executed.

Outstanding!

God, this kills me everytime. Absolutely brilliant.

Excellent! I haven't laughed that hard at Who's on First in a long, long time.

Abbott & Costello, Hamlet & the Grave Digger. Genius.

Well done, good sirs!

Oh, most excellently played, sir!

No matter how many times I watch this I'm on the floor laughing.

Bloody brilliant!!!

Brilliant! Well done!

I love this.

As it was in the original, I believe. Give it a listen again, the ball goes back to Tomorrow.

These guys are so brilliant. ROTFLOL

excelente, sin precio, muy bueno, bien actuado, bien escrito

This was too cool! I'm a big Abbott and Costello fan and I never saw it done this way! Very good job, guys!

Brilliant, inspired, unique.

OUTSTANDING! superbly done!

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

that was frickin' awesome!!! loved every minute!!!

That was awesome and such an original take on two classics in one. You posted a comment on my site. I do the original Abbott& Costello at events in the MYC area. Obviously great talents with a big future in our BIZ.

This is awesome. Very well done and just as hilarious as the original.

That was hilariously amazing. Great adaptation.

this is great stuff. Abbott and Costello would be pleased.

This version of the classic is as good as the original. It's been a while since I laughed as hard as I did at this video.

Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Well done. Very well done indeed.

Hark! Overwhelmed I be by the sooth which doth spill forth from thy pallet, good sir!

Alas, poor Abbot! I knew him well!

Brilliant! Thank you.

I have to share this with my niece who is studying Shakespear in college!! :D This is to funny!! :D

AMAZING SCRIPT!!!!!! 6 stars!!! 6 stars!!!! Abso-spiffing-lutely splendid job!!!!!!!! High praise!

I love this!

I agree genius indeed!!Thanks for posting.

Verily, a cornucopia of chuckles and guffaws. Masterful! Simply masterful!

I love this bit.

This is fantastic! Amazing job!

Hear Hear!! Bravo!! Smashing!!

Oh, well done. Thanks for posting.