Shane Gillis | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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Shane Gillis is a stand-up comedian and podcaster. He is the host of “Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast” along with comedian Matt McCusker, and co-created the sketch comedy series “Gilly and Keeves”. His latest special “Beautiful Dogs” is out now on Netflix.
Shane Gillis returns to This Past Weekend to chat about moving to Austin, the perils of hot air balloon rides, shady tunnel activity in NYC, the upside to arranged marriages, defensive vomiting, how he got Gabe Davis to do his iconic TD celebration, and more.
Shane Gillis: / shanemgillis
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@austinarcala4525 3 ай бұрын

The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again.

@TheSchnozGobbler 3 ай бұрын

just as the prophecy has foretold

@WHDRWN 3 ай бұрын

Shane and Daniel Carver

@DeemMalicious 3 ай бұрын

Legends even.

@jungshin87 3 ай бұрын

these two and tim dillon are the trinity of comedy today.

@HOWBAZARY 3 ай бұрын

Shane and Soder!

@CezaMVO 3 ай бұрын

It's beautiful seeing 2 guys that beat Down syndrome, reach such high levels of success in comedy. Nothing could keep these guys down. Such an inspirational duo

@GrandDawggy 3 ай бұрын

Pair of down to earth syndromes more like

@nathankluttz7314 3 ай бұрын

they are down for anything. like young joc its going down

@Smokeyxz 3 ай бұрын

They barely beat the syndrome bruh

@dangbruhskyy 3 ай бұрын

nothin could keep these fellas down not even a slick pair of 21st chromosomes

@Toreju7240 3 ай бұрын

Their syndrome is down but their money is up

@dundermifflinity 2 ай бұрын

“Oh look it’s an indentured servant and some quaaludes” Fucking hell Theo 😂

@vinceg1094 2 ай бұрын

Tramadol Now and Laters! LOL

@nickkerr5714 Ай бұрын

Is that a my little pony? It’s a my little fentanyl 😂

@peterpemrich6962 Ай бұрын

@nickkerr5714 LMAO

@PierzStyx 29 күн бұрын

I legit forgot how to breath, I was laughing so hard.

@markmusial7708 8 күн бұрын

How did Eric Adams get a New Orleans accent?

@Grodstark 2 ай бұрын

If these guys don't get their own radio station in GTA 6 I don't want the game.

@sebastianwhalin743 2 ай бұрын

Just listen to their podcasts while you play like the rest of us

@domcamp3313 Ай бұрын

@@sebastianwhalin743right😂 ppl act like they can’t mute the game music and just play your playlist lmao

@davelangford2439 Ай бұрын

Literally nobody cares if you're going to get GTA 6 or not

@Frandaman84 Ай бұрын

Damn they really raked you over the coals lol, this fandoms gay😂

@kenmalave5438 Ай бұрын

Yeah, i dont think he was serious. This boy LITERALLY gettin mad over a comment. Lmao @davelangford2439

@andrewwalker208 3 ай бұрын

“Cracker Barrel baptism” in response to a kid getting puked on at a Phillies game is one of the funniest throw away lines I’ve heard.

@jeskah8zy0u 3 ай бұрын

I'm still laughing about it a day after watching it. And the fat kid nick names had me in tears

@junkyardbaby5814 3 ай бұрын

“I don’t care, I’ll pet this girl” has me cackling

@duanedes1gn 3 ай бұрын

Came here to say this. His throwaways are funnier than most comics bits.

@KennyRooks 3 ай бұрын

I'm so glad somebody else caught that, I was listening in my amazon van just dying

@littlejackalo5326 3 ай бұрын

Is "tHrOwAwAy LiNe" the newest buzzword in the comedy scene? (For all the muck mucks that are going to say, "tHaT wOrD hAs bEeN aRoUnD a LoNg TiMe," that has nothing to do with it being a buzzword.)

@coolasscolb 3 ай бұрын

Theo asking his homie to “Look up if I jinxed him or not“ has me crying

@BRLambert4 3 ай бұрын

One of the best parts!

@sergeantnuke 3 ай бұрын

Theo is so funny it makes me mad sometimes lol

@smoothjiminal4509 3 ай бұрын

Loved that

@jorgemunoz2065 3 ай бұрын

It reminds me of when he tells young Jaime to bring up some help on JRe lol

@wombwomp2983 3 ай бұрын

Shanes expression watching the clip at 1:34:53 is so f'n funny.

@christophermelillo9847 2 ай бұрын

“And pepper spray’s not Kosher look it up” 😂😂😂 I fucking burst out laughing.

@Ryan-qe9cy 28 күн бұрын

I lost it at, "This is like Black clue" 😂

@shouldaboughtahonda 3 ай бұрын

In a different world Shane would be a great high school American history teacher lol and Theo a counselor 😂

@rudyj8948 3 ай бұрын

Goated idea bro can you imagine the sketch possibilities 💀😂

@grumpymonkey5994 3 ай бұрын

Dude fuck a sketch you could make a whole show if you filled a little more of the roles that's a great idea!

@justinsane1909 3 ай бұрын

Would be a great show

@dylanhensley2867 3 ай бұрын

@@grumpymonkey5994McCusker , the trusted janitor, selling fake pain pills to kids and hitting in sophomores.

@MattIsLoling 3 ай бұрын

Theo would not be a counselor he'd be a janitor for sure lol

@trendybistro 3 ай бұрын

Theo kept going back to the "What's that in your child's bedroom?" had me howling. Such a great episode.

@katiechatelain4209 3 ай бұрын

Legit crying. Hardest I have laughed in a long time.

@gijoey5912 3 ай бұрын

"Look behind that autographed picture of Katy Perry. What's that? It's a gatling gun and some oxys."

@dbsuper2928 3 ай бұрын

That’s not a my little pony That’s a my little fentanyl stash 😂

@thisrsrsnamect5599 3 ай бұрын

you thought you was howling But you check under the tongue here Bam .38 revolver and a pack of lucky strikes

@gijoey5912 3 ай бұрын

@@thisrsrsnamect5599 that's an indentured servant and some quaaludes

@KingNiros 2 ай бұрын

What's that behind your son's InvisiLine case? An indentured servant! 🤣😭 That was absolute gold.

@jonnybarnard8578 2 ай бұрын

Jokes aside, Shane is the only one I've seen that can keep the flow going seamlessly with Theo's loozyanna stories.

@user-fp7cu8wp2r Ай бұрын

Santino

@t.c.4321 Ай бұрын

Riff Raff

@user-sc7rj8ep6l 3 ай бұрын

The amount of times Shane says "Yeah" while either disagreeing or having no clue what Theo is saying so he will keep going is so damn classic LMAO 🤣😂

@tr702 3 ай бұрын

Yeah.

@drinkmorecocacola 3 ай бұрын

I liked how he believed that theo had a buddy that had an air balloon and when he said that the lady refused the proposal it snapped him back to logic and hes like.. this is ALL horseshit CAKEPOP NOOOO

@RickSanchez-pk4fw 3 ай бұрын

Yeah

@30MILmoney 3 ай бұрын

Great improv. Yeah and….

@Kestheba 3 ай бұрын

What do you mean it was fake? @@drinkmorecocacola

@ejzmudapersonal3212 3 ай бұрын

Shane and Theo are like two stepbrothers who only see eachother on visitation weekends 😂

@rosariocastorena9103 3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@tr702 3 ай бұрын

Two civil war brothers. One south. One north. A gay love story we all hope for.

@sterlin9tv849 3 ай бұрын

@@tr702 😂 now this should be a comedy movie

@Zeus-rw7df 3 ай бұрын

Yoo 🤣🤣

@BooshkiiBomb123 26 күн бұрын

Theo is full of punchlines. He truly has a mind that works like no other

@JakeWitmer 2 ай бұрын

1:41:20 "McCusker's last stand ...torn apart by an angry mob of the homeless." _dignified_ LOL

@FoxIslandRailroadCo 3 ай бұрын

Describing being covered in projectile vomit as a “Cracker Barrel Baptism” is absolutely wild😂

@dmtisgod4206 3 ай бұрын

Was searching for this comment 😂

@Sideway-Sammy 3 ай бұрын

@@dmtisgod4206 please stop saying this!

@inthewebnotoftheweb 3 ай бұрын

I walked into a cracker barrel bathroom in Georgia once and someone had literally painted the wall with some violently projectile shyt... It was like a car wreck, you didn't want to look, but it was unbelievable...

@HaikesXO 3 ай бұрын

Wild to come up with that on the spot lol

@adm69420 3 ай бұрын

"Look up if I jinxed him or not" is one of the best moments I've ever had watching this.

@Guy-qs5nz 3 ай бұрын

"Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😅😂😂 33:49

@xXKillerCamoXx 3 ай бұрын

LMFAO i lost it

@logmaster27 3 ай бұрын

That was pretty good.

@jorgemunoz2065 3 ай бұрын

“Jayme can you pull up some help” lol

@Disconnected66 3 ай бұрын

lmao it's like a combination of how he actually uses his screen for that stuff and also the general internet mocking "jamie pull that up"

@prestontaegar1696 11 күн бұрын

“Working on the weekends like usual” 😂 Shane dropping relevant to the conversation drake lyrics will always make me laugh.

@meflove Ай бұрын

"That's why I'd experiment with transing" Took me OUT 😂

@ashercooper4017 3 ай бұрын

The funniest thing about the tunnels is the fact that a guy on twitter posted like 3 times about hearing yiddish under his floorboards and no one believing him

@Hegataro 3 ай бұрын

And he had to delete the tweets because everyone was calling him a paranoid schizo

@thomassomething6613 3 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@PozzaPizz 3 ай бұрын

The more I hear about the time line shifting somewhere in 2016 the more it seems real

@ashercooper4017 3 ай бұрын

@@Hegataro “I think some of you owe me an apology”😭😭

@boiledegginterested 3 ай бұрын

@ashercooper4017 If you're talking about that guy Richard Strocher, it's a troll account... The dudes name is literally Dick Stroker lol

@DepthFromAbove 3 ай бұрын

Theo & Shane becoming friends in real life is the best thing that could happen in comedy.

@toneloke454 3 ай бұрын

seriously, the two most popular comedians right now.

@aycuh7873 3 ай бұрын

@@toneloke454popularity isn’t the point it’s that they’re actually comedians.

@norm77 3 ай бұрын

Amy schumer is better

@rdp430 3 ай бұрын

@@aycuh7873they’re two of my favorites because in my opinion they’re not putting on an act or a face they’re just being themselves. Something I grew fond of bill burr and Louie for

@elemer2089 3 ай бұрын

@@norm77 nope, not today, do not fall for this bait! Be strong!

@yvngmanj Ай бұрын

unironically im laughing so hard at the ad of him saying he had 40 checks he knew he had to cash from a pizza place that went outta business dude im crying

@brendawilhite6690 2 ай бұрын

Theo is the best, You can tell he has a big heart.

@JoshWithoutLeave 3 ай бұрын

I love how often Theo stops in his tracks while saying something realizing that he's on the verge of saying something he probably shouldn't, then realizing he can't come up with another way to say it so he says it anyway. Relatable

@xxobeyoscarxx 3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@harrison2281 3 ай бұрын

That is so funny

@spilzspillssomethingspecia1003 3 ай бұрын

Shane saved him at 56:50 xD

@megalithicblock 3 ай бұрын

Aye shout out Nick mullen

@Thawhid 2 ай бұрын

@spilzspillssomethingspecia1003 good catch 😂

@VichyAlways 3 ай бұрын

I love how at the end Shane says "Do it with just Matt". Dude's a good friend

@crakhaed 3 ай бұрын

When's that? I tried listening out for it but I missed it

@rottingpotatoes2483 3 ай бұрын

@@crakhaed1:40:54

@crakhaed 3 ай бұрын

@@rottingpotatoes2483 you're a beautiful and kind soul thank you 😊

@Adam_S4 3 ай бұрын

And smart. He's been saying this about The Shaman and The Rat King for a while. They'd get along swimmingly

@user-kq8dg9op7f 3 ай бұрын

@@crakhaedyou got an elite name brotha

@unchained3502 5 күн бұрын

Theo introduced shane like he was gonna take his virginity 😂

@Shlogger Ай бұрын

"Crackerbarrell baptism.." lol. the ability to conjure that so quickly is so impressive. Always a treat when these two get together.

@blablableep6811 12 күн бұрын

12:50

@logankowalyk2580 3 ай бұрын

Theo being absolutely dead serious about arming homeless people to overthrow the government and shane thinking he's doing a bit lmao

@KrispyKruiser 3 ай бұрын

Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

@KrispyKruiser 3 ай бұрын

Isn't there a good bit of veterans in the homeless population that already have fighting experience?

@thisistheway3456 3 ай бұрын

U guys thinking he’s not doing a bit

@Thawhid 2 ай бұрын

@lukebenjamin4603 yes. Vets aren't treated well

@thcbdude 2 ай бұрын

@@KrispyKruiseryeah but they're old, man. Don't expect the old army homeless vets to be like that guy from the movie Sisu They are experienced, they are trained obviously, but when they're old and homeless, usually they have ptsd, are on drugs. So how do you expect them to fight in a war? Lol

@Kell_aka_Mr.Motion 3 ай бұрын

Theo referring to a autistic child as a “ring camera” and somehow making it make sense just shows how gifted he is 😂

@eemoogee160 3 ай бұрын

Give yourself credit. You're the one who makes it make sense.

@sickofyou4408 3 ай бұрын

@@eemoogee160imagine getting mad because you didn't get a joke 😂

@bradyburnham4967 3 ай бұрын

@@sickofyou4408no one mad

@itsnotthatserious9102 3 ай бұрын

@@sickofyou4408imagine thinking someone got mad just for saying “give yourself credit”

@K.R.20 3 ай бұрын

@@sickofyou4408 I think you just missed a joke my guy 😬

@north6star 24 күн бұрын

1:31:30 “Cause he wanted to work on the weekend, and own a whistle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

@godsdaughter9042 3 күн бұрын

😂🤣

@talonkarrde3630 2 ай бұрын

Surreal doesn't even begin to describe this conversation. To say I was entertained is the understatement of 2024 thus far.

@davidrabe9415 3 ай бұрын

Shane always throws matt into the spotlight when he has the chance. Got to respect that broship

@Fab-n-dabKev 2 ай бұрын

Matt is a riot tho and just has a likeable personality. He's got that stupid joke contagious laugh combo working.

@BeG00dT0Y0urSelf 2 ай бұрын

🤎TIFFANY RAE NICKALASKEY🤎

@Jonathanmm7 Ай бұрын

@@Fab-n-dabKev matts a comedic genius and shane knows it. in some ways hes funnier than shane lol

@Fab-n-dabKev Ай бұрын

@@Jonathanmm7 he is a comedic genius no doubt but he has that ability to make nonsense or outlandish shit straight up belly laugh fuel, it's like if theo von had a filter and told real stories.

@DerekOfRivia Ай бұрын

You wouldn't have Shane without Matt.

@xannypacquiao1792 2 ай бұрын

"A picture of Andy Dufresne" being considered contraband is fucking hilarious and got basically ignored 😂

@DstrtdMnd 2 ай бұрын

It's such a specific reference, and to even think of it that quickly is a super power

@kristiriley7158 2 ай бұрын

I didnt ignore it! What about the indentured servant?!

@zachdaley5215 2 ай бұрын

The Castlevania reference within 3 seconds was insane

@DstrtdMnd 2 ай бұрын

@@xahst Go poll a bunch of 30 and unders if they know who that is and get back to me.

@christianauldridge1264 2 ай бұрын

@@xahstit’s specifically related to only one thing: Shawshank redemption, that’s what specific means?

@JillianFischer1 2 ай бұрын

In a world of unfunny hacks, thank God for these two. Hope they continue to be kind, humble, & hilarious for years to come!

@user-sg2ps5yz6e Ай бұрын

I had a friend like Shane once in high school… you need people like him in your circle

@barahng 3 ай бұрын

"An indentured servant and some qualudes" 😂 Seriously how is it possible that he thought of so many different funny things you might find

@zackarialundy 3 ай бұрын

This shit killed me 😂😂😂

@ValkyrieOfTruth 3 ай бұрын

😂😂.

@27thcolossus 3 ай бұрын

One that got me was I think was Tylenol PMs and a picture of Andy Dufresne lol

@martinlouis911 3 ай бұрын

That level of improvisation is where I think Theo is the best in comedy...he and Mark Normand

@kezp8114 3 ай бұрын

I thought the bit got stale after a few examples but to each their own and the episode was hilarious in general

@marshallcopley7542 3 ай бұрын

It's like watching 2 gold medalist from the Special Olympics have a conversation, and it's a thing of beauty.

@shyloscharn 3 ай бұрын

Damn way to beat around the bush lmao

@krisztiankorosi7752 3 ай бұрын

Both received gold medals for award their participation. where's everyone is a winner, because participation is matter

@jesipohl6717 2 ай бұрын

Yeah they are pretty lame comedians.

@frankievaldez6816 2 ай бұрын

They participated, but your comment wins gold

@ReggieWHUFC 2 ай бұрын

😂

@WhatevrNevrmnd Ай бұрын

Theo blew my mind with footage of them actually getting tased. He makes up so many crazy stories it was jarring seeing video evidence 🤣

@MrTrevinhowell 23 күн бұрын

Every thing theo says is real life

@loralala9814 Ай бұрын

This mayor clip is the best thing I've ever seen..it has me on the floor!!!😂😂

@FSUBrando 3 ай бұрын

The callbacks to the hidden bedroom Guns & Drugs are fucking killing me 😂

@adamashby2244 3 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahaha I’ve been dying since they started that bit lol absolute gold

@skibibidyBop 3 ай бұрын

😂Theo's funny af

@jdgunckle6770 3 ай бұрын

The “Crackle Barrel Baptism” line absolutely killed me and I pulled my back I laughed so hard…one of kind line. Pure genius…

@laurenherda2415 3 ай бұрын

Same I literally spit out my coffee this morning 😂

@hadesmusic1175 3 ай бұрын

Get well soon 🙏

@KCNicole 3 ай бұрын

I damn near choked! 😂

@HaikesXO 3 ай бұрын

Cracker Barrel baptism LMAO

@nateauld 3 ай бұрын

12:37 He was so quick to it too

@madmax20142014 11 күн бұрын

I love how awkward this whole podcast feels. Both Theo and Shane make it work so well. Not only am I laughing at how they manage to pull off each random topic but just how uncomfortable it is trying to find them. Haha love it.

@calebstroup6917 Ай бұрын

Theo and Shane have so much natural chemistry. Automatic bros. They need to start a show together.

@gutterratshinobi4050 3 ай бұрын

The comedic inception of Theo calling an autistic kid a ring camera because they are perceptive and don’t talk much is one of the most quick witted well constructed almost piece of poetic literature I’ve seen him do he truly does have a talent unrivaled by anyone living today

@marionem6163 3 ай бұрын

Jesus, take it down a notch bud

@valentinav1524 3 ай бұрын

Makes sense his mom was an English major. He is a very poetic person! He’s a word artist

@aussieaussie4848 3 ай бұрын

This comment is so fucking funny

@wesakejack 3 ай бұрын

Dude this is the type of shit they were joking about at the beginning of the episode, they can do anything and you'll praise him like its the second coming. They are without a doubt hilarious individuals, but chill out a bit my guy

@virtual_balboa 3 ай бұрын

So good I died

@MR-jd1yo 3 ай бұрын

"this is black clue "is wild lmao

@josephrudasill9180 3 ай бұрын

Had me DEAD 😂

@HasanPikerIsADouche 3 ай бұрын

Even more wild to vote that idiot for mayor

@target_finder4318 3 ай бұрын

Bro yt just asked for feedback on your comment lol I said it was great but just know they are watching you 😅

@MrGFUNK2008 Ай бұрын

Dude searching the room was hilarious 😂

@stevenmaldonado8646 Ай бұрын

"Imagine being the guy that isn't Jeff Dunham" was the best way to close this episode! 😂

@salampapi 3 ай бұрын

"I didn't jinx him, that's insane to say to somebody" lmao

@Sparsedood 3 ай бұрын

"Look up if I jinxed him real quick"

@PartiallyC0rrect 3 ай бұрын

I love that Shane let it sit for a second too bc you know Theo is somewhat serious about that stuff lol

@KilyanAustin 3 ай бұрын

@@PartiallyC0rrecthim apologizing for it after was nice too cause Theo kinda panicked and I felt sorry for him haha

@dr5920 3 ай бұрын

obviously shane was joking 😂

@KwanLorb1966 3 ай бұрын

What’s the timestamp on this joke I can’t find it

@kyleswartz2846 3 ай бұрын

Theo looks like my mom did in the 80’s

@SteveDFM 3 ай бұрын

The glasses are like those "DIsguise Glasses" with the fake nose attached.

@nataliaalfonso2662 Ай бұрын

She’s the lesbian he was describing in the beginning

@ballsdeep994u Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Josh-vj5hw 25 күн бұрын

Salley Jesse Rapheal just black glasses and hair instead

@tylerjones5628 4 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@chriswanyo5493 2 ай бұрын

This is a gem of a podcast. Both of em’, just smiling and laughing every second. Thank you. I’m also diggin’ on the Creole Garth Algar look Theo is puttin’ out der’

@Jayson8181 Ай бұрын

The comedy pairing that we deserve. The way Theo is, matched up with Shane's ability to go with that very unique flow.... This is pure comedy gold.

@Ooga_Boogaaaaa 3 ай бұрын

33:57 ‘ look up if I jinxed him or not’- absolutely sent me 😂

@chris-johnson 3 ай бұрын

Unbelievable. The two comedic geniuses of our time have done it again. Legend!

@SusieQZee 3 ай бұрын

He said it while I was reading this. 🤯 😂

@JHERI493 3 ай бұрын

Lmao, perfect timing

@QuinlanVoss. 3 ай бұрын

Stolen top comment

@chris-johnson 3 ай бұрын

@@QuinlanVoss. Anyone, including myself, who wrote this comment or some version of it was just transcribing it from the audio. No one who commented this was original. Are you refereeing comments on KZfaq? How much are you getting paid to do that?

@QuinlanVoss. 3 ай бұрын

@@chris-johnson Brother what the fuck are you talking about lmao. Also you liked your own comment🤓🤓🤓

@nickricci19 2 ай бұрын

58:28 the "God Damnit" from Shane after he tried to breeze by the Big Boss Man comment but Zack pulled up a pic 😂

@JimmyJamesJimbo 2 ай бұрын

Lol Theo has the most wildest stories that you wonder if they’re his dreams or if they actually happened

@user-lr6ze7dg2k 3 ай бұрын

The way i just choked on my drink when Mayor Adams said "secrete" while holding a babydoll

@ValkyrieOfTruth 3 ай бұрын

😂😂. Eyes open!

@RawbKTA 3 ай бұрын

“Look up ‘if I jinxed him’” is absolutely insane 😂

@thatguypal9955 Ай бұрын

"Look up if I jinxed him or not." 😮.. 😂😂😂

@troystaunton254 2 ай бұрын

2 of my favourite comedians in the studio that made red vs blue, a show that got me through having a colostomy bag.

@trunksgaming44 2 ай бұрын

These 2 are the only people who can have a 2 hour pod and I have no idea what I just listened to lmaooo

@thefighterdoc.343 2 ай бұрын

I know.... Hairy asses😂

@bobbowie9350 2 ай бұрын

Theos act is so boring.

@Opti 3 ай бұрын

Imagine a comedy show or sketch comedy series hosted by Theo and Shane. It would be incredible!

@nikkimelay5293 3 ай бұрын

Matt definitely has to be in there though. We can't forget the shaman

@justinalexander5959 3 ай бұрын

Podcasts once in a while really allow them to bring their best, a show with em both may bring diminishing returns

@Ottophil 3 ай бұрын

Theres a sketch show thats been on for 50 years that I watch. Shane would have been a bad choice for

@bobbybush1750 3 ай бұрын

Shane tried it. It was a second rate key and peele, which is second rate Chappell show. His comedy is making him a legend, I haven't actually laughed at stand up comedy since Chris rock on comedy central late night uncensored. (LMAO I WAS TYPING THIS JUST AS SHANE JOKES ABOUT THEM BEING LEGENDS NO WAY 😂)

@ryanm7615 3 ай бұрын

@@bobbybush1750 yeah good for you bud nobody cares. Take your trash opinions and go watch tiger belly or something

@trevorkeating229 20 күн бұрын

"This is going well......" 🤣🤣🤣 I could sense the awkwardness

@Thomas-dq5rh 28 күн бұрын

Funniest dudes going! Just two lads chilling and cracking on with each other. Legends

@markcarey67 3 ай бұрын

The whole bit about arming the homeless is one of the funniest things I have heard in weeks - I almost fell off the floor and rolled out of my tent onto the sidewalk. Luckily I didn't spill my fentanyl.

@wearelightbeings 3 ай бұрын

That’s dark and hilarious. 😂

@erixouther 3 ай бұрын

ARM THE HOMELESS - DAVE TREE

@egodeath5583 3 ай бұрын

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@bigbelix 3 ай бұрын

Giving homeless people bicycle helmets, hammers and caffeine pills is and old bit known by Shane.

@mbd396 3 ай бұрын

8:31 Theo looking at the Mayor adams video had me dying "This is like black clue" 🤣🤣

@NJFREEDOMFIGHTERR 2 ай бұрын

I haven’t watched you in months bro I finally got sober and blew up on TikTok glad to see Shane part 3 amazing episode

@MrHalfnuts 2 ай бұрын

Theo being real careful about circling the exact plot of his revolution 😅

@peterpemrich6962 Ай бұрын

Funny thing is that I feel like the more they laugh together the quicker the podcast because if you laugh that much you are going to be tired AF LOL unless you're drunk as sh!t like That recent jre podcast that was like 5 hours.

@Agawa91 3 ай бұрын

Having theo as a friend for at least 1 day could cure depression. Love this guy

@MontagueCapulet 3 ай бұрын

Look at you getting all parasocial.

@AlexZeBeast 3 ай бұрын

It would make you depressed

@MontagueCapulet 3 ай бұрын

@@MyNameSheesh That's some DARK ARTS BRUH.

@jesipohl6717 2 ай бұрын

this thread alone is funnier than either Theo or Shane.

@leacipurr 2 ай бұрын

"Rent a comedian for a day" I wonder what the rate would be.

@charlesbetts8396 3 ай бұрын

Shane and Theo's relationship has really grown over the past couple years. These guys working together could make some epic comedy.

@stylo8845 3 ай бұрын

And Shane keeps growing...

@Azoria4 3 ай бұрын

They could make a hilarious american civil war comedy

@charlesbetts8396 3 ай бұрын

@@stylo8845he has put on a little weight hasn't he?😂😂 Just joshin

@rileygemme50 3 ай бұрын

goated

@norm77 3 ай бұрын

@@Azoria4 good idea

@calebstroup6917 Ай бұрын

24:08 "yeah... Okay look, let's talk about it." 😂😂😂

@Iburn247 5 күн бұрын

2 of the best comedians of our generation.

@dablingreen4691 3 ай бұрын

I like how Theo will take a second to think about how he’s feeling before saying something

@norm77 3 ай бұрын

Me too

@benlincoln7358 3 ай бұрын

and then say some wild shit that makes me take several seconds to think

@norm77 3 ай бұрын

@@benlincoln7358 true lol hahaha

@renser8635 3 ай бұрын

When u do it I'm "weird", when Theo does it its "insightful" smh

@Gen7486 3 ай бұрын

That’s because he has to make up a lie for comedic effect… it’s actually more worrying that he makes these lies up so quickly. No wonder he’s still alone man that’s psychotic level behaviour. Same with most great comedians though, spend their whole lives lying to people and it catches up with you.

@amarshall2896 3 ай бұрын

“Keyonte Johnson?” “No….don’t just name a black guy..” 😂😂😂

@jhebohnrene8077 17 күн бұрын

My two heroes ❤️❤️ when two gentlemen who know the value of pure joy shine their light… Thankyou for bringing me out of dark lonely corners…

@mj9413 2 ай бұрын

This was genuinely funny af. Thanks for the laughs Theo and Shane.

@BiiskapsLV 3 ай бұрын

That's actually a crazy good idea to get someone who can talk to the dead people and have Shane and Theo ask him questions. I would watch that all day...

@Forever.29 3 ай бұрын

Absolutely!! 😂

@latinobandido7471 3 ай бұрын

You know Shane’s first question would be if masterbating is cool in heaven.

@goodboysongs 3 ай бұрын

@@Forever.29 Tosh talked to a dead dog therapist for about 40 minutes on his pod a couple weeks ago. It was great.

@liamleonard9120 3 ай бұрын

@@goodboysongsreminded me of that pod too, they can’t do it for a few months now they gotta wait for the the cooldown

@KrimetTStarKiller 3 ай бұрын

In other words you want to watch a scam artist to pretend they're having a conversation with someone who has died? Or do you want them to interview someone who suffers from schizophrenia?

@smax4895 3 ай бұрын

“What were those dudes doin down in those tunnels?.. Probably just hunting square footage” 🤣 💀

@AleXxTM123 2 ай бұрын

Have you seen the prices? Ngl, I will start tunneling under the neighborhood too. It's free real estate!

@rayrosendohl7192 Ай бұрын

Lol, thinks for the laughter guys, needed it this morning ❤😂

@signifidelica2819 Ай бұрын

26:18 theo about to say "Yeah you dont wanna shoot at your neighbors and they dont have anything to shoot back with"

@kenclarke5966 3 ай бұрын

I'd love to see Shane Gillis sweat through a full hour podcast by himself.

@Junkhead91 3 ай бұрын

he literally couldn’t make it 20mins. It’d be him doing ad-reads directly from his phone for 40mins and then try a few unfunny “cultural observations” 🤣🤣

@kenclarke5966 3 ай бұрын

@@Junkhead91 his cultural observations are funny. His first special is the GOAT but yeah he can't bullshit as well as Theo or Tim Dillon.

@Junkhead91 3 ай бұрын

@@kenclarke5966 for sure. Shane’s standup is decent. He’s almost unbearable in these situations though

@Junkhead91 3 ай бұрын

@@kenclarke5966 I guess we’ll ignore cultural observations such as “there aren’t any black people in Ireland,England or Australia” genius lol

@dirtmcgirt8644 3 ай бұрын

@@Junkhead91jokes dummy

@KeeganHarvath 3 ай бұрын

Lmao had a kid on my 3rd and 4th grade football team nicknamed tater. Was our center. His mom yelled “come on tater, you ain’t cornfed for nothin boy!!” From the stands. Unreal.

@BernStoogin 3 ай бұрын

Cornfed is so great 😂

@calismith5777 Ай бұрын

Love these guys. They aren’t just comedians. They are actual funny people!

@xitaris5981 26 күн бұрын

3 minutes in and I'm already lovin' it

@dustinbell6709 3 ай бұрын

Shane and Theo really just have an unbelievable chemistry together. They need to play co gas station managers or something together

@EveryoneDiesAnyway 3 ай бұрын

Fr these the 2 perfect dudes for a comedy movie bring back the early 2000s feel

@MrOvlov02 3 ай бұрын

@MrVirtuezzz 3 ай бұрын

yeah they'd be asking eachother what they should talk about all shift

@jjjyli686 3 ай бұрын

Really? I saw 2 guys tryna force the episode through. Chemistry was hardly there at all

@JointsMcdanks 3 ай бұрын

Shanes used to a renegade like Theo from McCusker. Gimme Matt and Theo for 6 hours.

@jozef_allen 3 ай бұрын

'It feels like somebody in the great beyond pressed a doorbell that you didn't know about'. This man has unlocked a new level of metaphor in the English language.

@soxrule74 3 ай бұрын

That was one of my favorite comments

@brycebowyer3232 2 ай бұрын

It’s so true tho, it’s literally like finding out your body is connected to an apartment door buzzer that was installed when the Jews secretly dug those tunnels into your brain. lol

@amandac9858 Ай бұрын

"Look up if I jinxed him or not" 😂😂 Hilarious.

@danieldrkness7489 2 ай бұрын

these guys are a refreshing minds to listen too... in a acoustic way

@mickeybreezy 3 ай бұрын

"This is our little ring cam... because a lot of them are really like, perceptive you know but they don't really say much" That shit took me out. 🤣🤣🤣

@lexierietze8213 Ай бұрын

Ya that was one of the best of this episode

@nolandoesthings 3 ай бұрын

3 mins in and this episode has already changed my life; the two comedic genius’ of our time have done it again

@glyph241 3 ай бұрын

Three minutes in and… They reminded me of the college party 20 years ago, where I decided that my belt was making me miss beer pong shots… I lost my Teva Sandals, and quite literally woke up in a bush, 😳 🍻

@brianpatterson3775 2 ай бұрын

Matt, Tim, Theo, and Nick. The 4 best podcasters of our time.

@user-lp7wo7og4x 2 ай бұрын

Started listening to this hilarious episode on Spotify at work and had to stop because I knew I was gonna belly laugh in the office 😅

@killerseals 3 ай бұрын

this podcast has that 3am putting off going to bed middle school sleepover energy, could not stop laughing at the absurdities

@portlandsamber 3 ай бұрын

☠️

@Reclaimer_XB 3 ай бұрын

This accurate AF

@ryanhebert3022 3 ай бұрын

Read this while listening to this at 3am. Except it’s an off day and I’m 26

@John_Notmylastname 3 ай бұрын

You know Shane is a true bro when he’s laughing at all the silly moments and quips from Theo that most miss.

@DMilbury Ай бұрын

These two riffing off each other is hilarious. 😂

@austensawyer7 Ай бұрын

two of the best right now. never stop guys

@obipwnshinobi134 3 ай бұрын

So much genuine laughter from both of them. The duo chemistry is solid. Shane looks nervous. Hi Shane.

@KevinElderFarts 3 ай бұрын

He already said, he's hung over.

@obipwnshinobi134 3 ай бұрын

@@KevinElderFarts if you know Shane, that's his baseline.

@golfinguru11 3 ай бұрын

He’s an anxious fella. Speaking from experience.

@kimberleeponce1665 3 ай бұрын

i thought that Shane was just a lil tired on this one. maybe its nerves, butwith theo? you think?

@obipwnshinobi134 3 ай бұрын

@kimberleeponce1665 I was being facetious, Shane once said in a pod from a while ago that someone said he looked nervous in a IG photo, and he hated it cause they were right. So now I like to say it every post I see him in. Also, he reads comments, even though he hates it. Hi Shane.