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@birchbarks5502 жыл бұрын
525.600 minutes can not be said without having at least a slight amount of melody in your voice
@teethan39289 ай бұрын
momento mori 🖤⌛️🤍
@kristym71496 ай бұрын
"Whats up Angela" foreshadowing
@HAsway073 ай бұрын
Damien is psychic confirmed
@sapphireblue43392 ай бұрын
YES OMG
@timleitzinger5896Ай бұрын
I just was about to say this
@rhettmitchell27 күн бұрын
Holy shit
@frostedjosieos31933 жыл бұрын
0:44 Physically, mentally, spiritually, eventually, Jennifer Connelly, and mentally.
@OhayThereGuyz3 жыл бұрын
I will use this from now on
@coltonfairchild39022 жыл бұрын
I wish the last one would of been redundancy
@mdccxcii63402 жыл бұрын
When someone says "on so many levels", these are probably the levels they are referring to.
@frostedjosieos3193 Жыл бұрын
I need people to understand how often I say this
@rhettmitchell27 күн бұрын
I’m going to start using it every day actually, I can’t believe I’m just now seeing these videos for the first time
@Sploberrie3 ай бұрын
They need to have newer Smosh members reacting to this so Angela can be jumpscared by past Shayne talking to her
@FelixEA4 ай бұрын
11:40 "And Tilda Swinton, if you're watching... I don't miss you" holy crap, this was before Damien dressed up as Tilda Swinton and played as one of Shayne's exes... IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER
@damnshadyone3 жыл бұрын
We need more personal news.
@sheridoncampbell30063 жыл бұрын
I agree
@PokefreakMaster3333 жыл бұрын
We really do need more of Shamien
@bryh5553 жыл бұрын
I would read a book written by Damien. The way he describes shayne’s hunt for his escaped refrigerator only to find Tilda Swinton who fuses with him by shoving her arm in his mouth until they reach their final form, Shaynes Bond Tildo Swintman, is so captivating
@synccrow1142 жыл бұрын
Skin covering every one of her bones 💀💀💀
@roadburn256310 ай бұрын
2023: they never told the story of misss Diane
@BraanFlakes083 жыл бұрын
Damien has the funniest fucking mind I’ve ever seen
@als_pals3 жыл бұрын
There before me, in all her glory, Tilda Swinton. Skin covering every one of her bones. Hair, a color indistinguishable from said skin. Legs all the way down to the ground and a knee for each one. Hips connected the two like tightropes between two hot air balloons.
@Hazzbazz3 жыл бұрын
I could watch these guys do this forever
@sal62133 жыл бұрын
CAN THEY BRING BACK PERSONAL NEWS PLS
@wacc21123 жыл бұрын
Engineers in a zeppelin, begging for their lives has to be my favorite
@zyaicob3 жыл бұрын
I'm partial to blacksmiths in a rogue hot air balloon preparing for the worst
@mermakes54568 ай бұрын
Damiens little smile when shane is reading his story is so cute and precious!
@RhumpleOriginal2 жыл бұрын
I want them to bring this back with the full cast and set it up like a secret Santa so no one knows who wrote for them.
@kaivdm04 Жыл бұрын
Like collegehumor’s breaking news
@RhumpleOriginal Жыл бұрын
@@kaivdm04 not really. They try not to laugh while doing that.
@emptylnms53937 ай бұрын
You need to tweet this at them
@rhettmitchell27 күн бұрын
Yes please. Or maybe on Smoshmouth
@SqweakySqwizard3 жыл бұрын
I NEED them to bring this back. These were so damn funny and I know they could make at least one more as a TNTL challenge to make the other person laugh
@rhettmitchell27 күн бұрын
I’d love to see them do this on Smoshmouth next time Damien is on
@AnnavelleLoc3 ай бұрын
9:48 what a prediction!!
@LegalVampire3 жыл бұрын
This segment is like a version of Stefon on SNL but 5000x better
@emmegriffeth99452 жыл бұрын
And a mix of Michael Che’s and I forgot his name but their segment on weekend update they do on the finale they write there own jokes
@EagleScout20192 жыл бұрын
@@emmegriffeth9945 I think it’s meant to replicate the snl thing where they write the segments for the other person and they read it for the first time live. The biggest difference is snl is fake news stories (so news stories) and this is fake personal news.
@firmanchristiansianturi47942 жыл бұрын
@@EagleScout2019 I think there's a Smoshcast somewhere with Joven that said that SNL is the one who ripped them off
@janaloff2 жыл бұрын
yes
@janaloff11 ай бұрын
😂
@jabro84743 жыл бұрын
I like how back talking is the second most difficult
@kre5833 жыл бұрын
“All hail Tommy sire, hollow be his bones” sounds ..... way too much like the our father and it kills me every time
@cyrglynn87443 жыл бұрын
"Eventually" got me.
@thatoneinsidejoke4 ай бұрын
Wow with that last monologue Damien could write for Welcome to Nightvale. I don’t think I’ve ever been more creeped out by my own skele-un
@revampeddance64843 жыл бұрын
I would like to hear the story of Mrs.Diane...
@needsleep15382 жыл бұрын
not once did damien take this opportunity to make shane say "hi my name is shane power topp"
@tennohack67043 жыл бұрын
Petition to bring this back. Idc about the rest of the show that was in, I just want more of this!
@hannahnicole3793 жыл бұрын
The one dislike is Tilda Swinton
@IsThatNapoleon3 жыл бұрын
Ole swints is just salty.
@RMSSocials3 жыл бұрын
Engineers in a Zeplin, Begging for Their Lives is a show I need to see
@DankoHidalgo2 жыл бұрын
Zeplin?
@rabbittank868510 ай бұрын
Shaynesbond tildoswinman will never not make me laugh out loud 😂
@tylerl447211 ай бұрын
9:26 After the “525,600 minutes” joke I expected an “oh Mickey you’re so fine…” joke
@patbres12053 жыл бұрын
I love these two together man
@Nax_uthala4 ай бұрын
9:45 He's talking to Angela from the past
@researchmuffin3 жыл бұрын
Damien Haas, if you ever see this, your writing style is my favorite. Like, of anyone. It’s honestly Mulaney/Chappelle level, I love your brain lol
@theboogeyman259010 ай бұрын
It reminds me of Mulaney’s writing for Stefan
@daltonstoner67112 жыл бұрын
the comedians in cars bit was the absolute best
@JasminLeblanc2 жыл бұрын
No joke. This is high level writting that puts current snl to shame.
@Shenn31653 жыл бұрын
these two need a show together!
@owenjames85752 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that "three billboards outside of ebbing Missouri" is a real movie, and not just a random joke
@finch29892 ай бұрын
this is Smosh's funniest bit theyve ever done and i mourn its loss every single day.
@poikusa02073 жыл бұрын
miss this segment sooooo much
@akafloid96642 жыл бұрын
I come here to rewatch this video every 3 months It is one of the funniest things they ever did xDDD
@topopurrito53973 жыл бұрын
I was eating rice while watching this and nearly chocked when Shayne was reading off the karate moves
@bbdoll15182 жыл бұрын
This is my comfort video. I have rewatched it so many times and it never fails to make me laugh so much that my cheeks start hurting in the best way 😅🤣
@adrienthealien32483 ай бұрын
they have got to bring this back with angela and chance
@starchaserx3 жыл бұрын
This literally had me crying at work, omg
@nataliejoritz3 жыл бұрын
i’m just glad damien told me personally to sing to the tacos and told me i was doing a good job
@cooperhartlen5404 ай бұрын
9:47 they predicted Angela
@als_pals3 жыл бұрын
Can we please have this just be a show on its own
@LegalVampire3 жыл бұрын
I come back to this so often... it never fails to make me laugh. These two are hilarious
@samanthanealy62923 жыл бұрын
Who else wants to and has been waiting to hear the damn story of Miss Diane???? The suspense is killing meeeee SHAYMIEN!!!! C'mon already!! Next upload..... Story of MISS DIANE!!
@rohanduttachoudhury60163 жыл бұрын
i love these jokes man! Damien writes so good🙏🏽
@kitkatelife80143 жыл бұрын
This is like a live 1 am edition of the one-time-i-dreamt Tumblr
@Kirmo132 ай бұрын
Damian is so good at writing these
@joshm9773 жыл бұрын
I still want to know about Ms. Diane so badly
@liammcfarlane13Ай бұрын
Honestly they need to bring this back and have other cast members do it too, imagine Angela and Chanse writing each other’s good news, or Ian and Anthony, Noah and Keith or Amanda and Arasha, Tommy and Courtney
@bananamanly99977 ай бұрын
Amazing!
@TomJones-wx5on7 ай бұрын
Bring back personal news
@late.as.always93402 жыл бұрын
i think about these segments at least once a day
@joelkennedy27013 жыл бұрын
These sound like they were written by artificial intelligence...
@reclaimer11732 жыл бұрын
Okay… what’s going on in Shayne’s mind? And whatever is going on in Damien’s mind… I’d watch that show.
@danbrown58403 жыл бұрын
"You guys are weird" haha
@potchi423 Жыл бұрын
BRING THIS BAAACK :((((((
@wdcart.co.82063 жыл бұрын
We need this segment to come back
@rutabo77843 жыл бұрын
I love watching these compilations!
@sharksfan20413 жыл бұрын
The first one was fantastic 😂😂
@emilythomson4184 ай бұрын
came back after years after the first bit was mentioned in the smosh lore episode of smosh mouth and it still makes me cry laughing
@blackwolf0853 жыл бұрын
This needs to be brought back, since it appears it went away, but it needs to happen with other Smosh besties, like Cortney and Olivia, too
@mocee05833 жыл бұрын
Gotta gather my tongs and hammers got a hot air ballon to catch
@leviathen1512 жыл бұрын
Bring this back
@clarawebster024683 жыл бұрын
We stan nonbinary neil
@chikitabowow10 ай бұрын
God i wish they would start doing this again
@harbs_cantina10 ай бұрын
They need to bring this back. What I would add is mix it up with other cast members. Can you imagine Amanda & Angela doing this? :)
@TheNelsb923 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious
@TheOffensiveSenses11 ай бұрын
I wanted to hear more about Tildayne Swintopp
@ryancox71062 жыл бұрын
More personal News!!
@Sploberrie3 ай бұрын
So he's just been calling him "Shayny Days and Mondays" for years huh
@sheridoncampbell30063 жыл бұрын
I wonder if anyone could animate one of the ones they wrote for each other
@lettucepizza3 жыл бұрын
We never got to hear the story of ms. Diane...
@BestOfSmosh2 жыл бұрын
😔
@chikitabowow2 жыл бұрын
This is fucking hilarious lmao
@mexifry40912 жыл бұрын
Shayne went first only once, did anyone notice that? These two are great when together it doesn't matter what environment they are in.
@francesjarrell55613 жыл бұрын
Can we please get a 2021 news......
@avengersdweeb2 жыл бұрын
we still haven’t heard about miss diane
@Heideberry3 жыл бұрын
Miss Diane story.
@clarawebster024683 жыл бұрын
Still waiting for my pudding...
@solamanhuq77802 жыл бұрын
Shayne wrote for Damien what Damien would write for damien
@Pikajohn83 жыл бұрын
Is this an official smosh channel?
@Truemarksman973 жыл бұрын
No its a fan channel
@Bagelboy615 Жыл бұрын
I want to play D&D with Damien so much...... 😢
@Bagelboy615 Жыл бұрын
I will pay, even! I need him in my party or as my DM.
@ALCOHALIK3 жыл бұрын
What video was the first part from?
@theboogeyman259010 ай бұрын
DONALD TRUMP KARATE SHOWDOWN!
@jamiericcardo66983 жыл бұрын
What show was this part of?
@theboogeyman259010 ай бұрын
Smosh Pit Weekly
@janaali58264 ай бұрын
Damien would kill as a stand up comedian
@TomJones-wx5on2 жыл бұрын
When are y’all bringing this back?
@sametozkan9175 Жыл бұрын
They was the new younger Ian and Anthony.
@danielhughes59323 жыл бұрын
Shayne topp is a PAYNE in my BOTTOMM
@motaji45483 жыл бұрын
Please, tell me Damien said that. 😂
@danielhughes59323 жыл бұрын
@@motaji4548 lol nope corny me
@motaji45483 жыл бұрын
@@danielhughes5932 Aw, wishful thinking. In the context of their shipping, Shayne is the Topp and Damien is the Bottom. 😂😏 Am I wrong?
@MrVivianH3 жыл бұрын
What show is this from?
@aria67253 жыл бұрын
smosh pit weekly😄
@MrVivianH3 жыл бұрын
@@aria6725 thanks!
@martian2mars3 ай бұрын
I need somebody to put all of the scripts of these and do an AI and see what pumps out