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She is Not Happy! | Miami Boat Ramps | 79th Street

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2 ай бұрын

Welcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
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@danielsteward5090 Ай бұрын

These are not boaters, these are people with boats. There is a big difference.

@edwardmylnychuk5774 Ай бұрын

BEST COMMENT I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME WITH BOATERS, some of the dumbest ///////////////// i have seen. they even beat watching russian road crashes

@rhondaclarke3523 Ай бұрын

Thanks Miami, double parked jet car was the best laugh I've had in a long time

@doowroh Ай бұрын

The docking choice by the guy with the boat/car thing is just about on-par for somebody that would actually own a boat/car thing.

@matthiggs361 2 ай бұрын

More money than brains, never fails or surprises me

@enginepy Ай бұрын

What money? Those car boats are not a rich people thing. They are a ghetto thing

@JimDog794 Ай бұрын

you got that right

@FlyWithMe_666 2 ай бұрын

Who needs fenders if you got your passengers’ legs?

@FoulOwl2112 2 ай бұрын

I like the sound they make when l hit the dock. Always reminds me of eating celery sticks!

@CaptFatCat 2 ай бұрын

Isn't it funny how we can spend all day shoulder deep in saltwater and fish slime, but the first rain drop that hits us causes us to melt like no tomorrow!

@SegoMan 2 ай бұрын

Then the rest of us in the boonies will break out the suds and take a shower..

@CaptFatCat 2 ай бұрын

Then the Captain squirts Dawn all over the deck and yells out "scrub fast boys it might not last long!"

@TomCat13461 Ай бұрын

@@SegoMan That's what happens in the Philippines: When there's a downpour, everyone grabs a bar of soap and a bottle of shampoo and goes outside to take a shower! (No, there isn't any free "floor show", they leave their t-shirt and shorts on and wash underneath.)

@markswishereatsstuff2500 2 ай бұрын

That car boat is the same mindset as those motorcycles with the big front wheel and no helmet.

@garyblack8717 Ай бұрын

Florida needs vessel licensing, and if they have it, they need to review the testing for it!

@hisdukeness3037 2 ай бұрын

A boat that looks like a car is as ridiculous, as a car that looks like a boat

@hammerdown3876 2 ай бұрын

agreed. I cant think of a more useless boat than one of those stupid car boats...

@MotoAtheist 2 ай бұрын

At the very least ditch the F'n tire situation and flatten that out with the sides.

@millipedic 2 ай бұрын

Is that a new trend, or have I just not noticed them before?

@robina.jensen6114 2 ай бұрын

Whats more funny is, they are not allowed to sail after sunset, as they are not equipped with marine signal lights. No port light, no starboard light, no stern light and no engine boat light! Stupidity at high level.

@Urapunk 2 ай бұрын

But if it were amphibious and could be driven right up and down the ramp, thatd be the 💩

@andresmith9212 2 ай бұрын

Boy you sure will see more money than brains at the boat dock!

@davidpyle7333 2 ай бұрын

The tower pylons on the Sea Ray (?) are different; implies uncontrolled disassembly !

@calaannkihata Ай бұрын

omg...implies "uncontrolled disassembly".....that is sarcastic comedic gold at its finest....i love it

@FoulOwl2112 2 ай бұрын

That jet car should have "Massengill D-Max" graphics on the side.

@fishheds 2 ай бұрын

I love catching a buzz and reading comments like this. Thanks for the humor.

@FoulOwl2112 2 ай бұрын

@@fishheds I love catching a buzz and leaving comments like that. My pleasure bud.

@brianbelliveau5551 2 ай бұрын

I’ve never seen anything like that before but it takes all kinds to make the world go round 😂

@JP-ou8yb 2 ай бұрын

I personally never cared for Sea Ray or any boat having a Radar Arch on it, it gets in the way blocks the sun and makes it difficult to board/disembark the boat and he probably cut it off. It is a day boat and it doesn't come with radar a Sawzall made for a quick removal, lol.

@SpaLaLand 2 ай бұрын

that sea fox had a peculiar list

@4.8Sam 2 ай бұрын

thats what I was thinking lmao

@jeffh4505 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I really think they need to turn the bilge pump on. It rode REALLY weird list AND reacted odd any time someone moved.

@tombeyer375 Ай бұрын

It appears to be lacking ANY centered ballast, in addition to some liquid moving around.

@jwnrocks 2 ай бұрын

Maybe the car/boat guy really thought it was amphibious…?

@MrT13 2 ай бұрын

Dude that first sea fox had 500 keys in it… no way that looks right.

@jctoad Ай бұрын

Yeah, she's not that big. Maybe the bilge pump's not working?

@MrT13 Ай бұрын

@@jctoadstill wouldn’t look like that.

@JimDog794 Ай бұрын

It does look odd

@MrT13 Ай бұрын

@@JimDog794right? Lol. So did they have 5 more ppl up there or?…. Lol

@garyblack8717 Ай бұрын

Yeah, she was listing hard for some reason.

@mikeclassing5263 2 ай бұрын

That girl is a good sport shes like ok dont listen to me then Ill just sit down and take instagram photo of how our date went lol.

@officialWWM 2 ай бұрын

Dude must have thought he could just drive up the ramp 😂😂

@randaltotten9358 Ай бұрын

How could you climb over that car and get to the dock to tie up especially in the wet slippery rain? That's the most useless watercraft I have ever seen

@officialWWM Ай бұрын

@@randaltotten9358 agreed 😂😂

@pamandjohnmc 2 ай бұрын

I have yet to see a person who knows what they're doing with those car boats. When you buy one the DA factor kicks in. Just saying.

@Coolhansolo 2 ай бұрын

James Bond did well. Lol

@Iancad1 2 ай бұрын

No doubt about it. Sailboat folk are classier and smarter than Powerboaters!

@FGO23 Ай бұрын

That’s a large generalization there. I have seen plenty of sailboats terribly maintained and a safety hazard for everyone around. There are plenty of people that dive into something without receiving proper education and practical training on both sides.

@rileypup9971 2 ай бұрын

Those boat cars are idiotic.

@himhim3344 23 күн бұрын

That thumbnail had me thrown. I legit thought some reggin had their car down by the ramp. I was half correct.

@robertesposito9871 Ай бұрын

Don’t let the coast guard catch you with someone sitting up there

@paulkersey2179 2 ай бұрын

She is paying the coal toll.

@GodBlessedAmerica 2 ай бұрын

Common sense isn’t so common anymore.

@SpaceRanger187 2 ай бұрын

7:05 if he took his time, he seems to know what he is doing. That was good besides the going to fast

@genechronister7085 Ай бұрын

Another great vid!

@jbghah Ай бұрын

Sales guy forgot to tell him the wheels don't actually work.

@0017Bulldog 2 ай бұрын

Hey, I'd put her on the bow of my 1959 Sears aluminum with my 6hp Johnson Motor (1973, of course). It would be awesome.

@guermeisterdoodlebug7980 2 ай бұрын

Is it hanging off the bow of a moving boat illegal in Florida?

@PamelaZandarski Ай бұрын

With that kind of $$$, the Black King should be able to figure it out!!!! lmfao

@chucktaylor7227 Ай бұрын

Captain should make sure everyone is safe...especially in this scenario.

@bks252 Ай бұрын

It’s all fun and games with the boat until you get all wet!

@bluestar2253 2 ай бұрын

5:20 That lady in the boat that looks like a car needs a couch!

@randomjackson574 Күн бұрын

unless that sea fox has another 10 people hiding in the cabin, i would say its got quite a bit of water inside of it.

@richperkins5192 3 күн бұрын

What are those rolled up foam mats used for?

@kobartlett Ай бұрын

The Sea Ray tower was removed probably because they have a low bridge. It happens all the time up at Lake Norman, where I live the older ones don’t fold down like the new ones do so they have to remove them.

@72151 Ай бұрын

Sea Fox makes a good boat. It looks like they have a lot of stuff in the cabin by the way it’s sitting nose heavy.

@gamingtweets6559 27 күн бұрын

I've never seen Americans struggle to dock a boat I jump out as soon as i get to the pontoon and tie the boat off before driving it onto the Trailer with ease and I'm only 17!

@nofotomojo 2 ай бұрын

A boat with weight in the bow is difficult to steer, combine that with slow speed and everything gets worse.

@charlescoates6661 2 ай бұрын

Is it me or did that SeaFox look like it was riding low in the water?

@scottf6604 2 ай бұрын

Did you see the dock shake and the boat rise when she disembarked? ....just kidding looks like the boat is water laden.

@warlordop713 Ай бұрын

Bildge issues

@matthewmuente1363 Ай бұрын

Lots of cocaine

@Meibeon 2 ай бұрын

Aren't those Radar Arches moulded in one piece?

@RophavioZeman-gr2vx 2 ай бұрын

Money doesn't by common sense.

@aaronbolt2730 5 күн бұрын

I thought the whole idea behind an amphibious vehicle was you didn't need the trailer you could just drive out of the water.

@lo2740 Ай бұрын

there is a lot more money than braincells on this dock

@artlife6210 Ай бұрын

We have reached the apex of human failure 😂😂😂

@WhiskeyGulf71 Ай бұрын

The guy in the car boat seemed to think it had wheels & would drive up the ramp.

@opossom1968 2 ай бұрын

NO i do not let people ride in the bow, UNLESS we be fishing and using the trolling motor.

@dodgeguyz Ай бұрын

I’m guessing that car boat is really just a jet boat? And not one of those that you can drive up the ramp?

@matthewmuente1363 Ай бұрын

It's basically a giant kids toy. A jet ski with a body kit. Definitely not cool enough to drive out of the water.

@donefedup2208 Ай бұрын

looks like a nascar wreck around there

@markkus1134 2 ай бұрын

I’m surprised that Fixed outboard is even running on that sea fox

@dannyfrog 2 ай бұрын

'Let's not check the weather and go out on the boat.' Said no one with any common sense. Ever.

@closewatcher8586 2 ай бұрын

Why are they listing so much?

@Moolarkey Ай бұрын

Bow rider not permitted in Ohio - but you do occasionally see it

@peltiereric6497 Ай бұрын

That tower was removed involuntarily because the sides don’t even match each other anymore one side still has a little bit of tubing sticking up and the other side doesn’t have any

@taboky1 2 ай бұрын

How are the lights on those car boats legal? Should never be red facing rear.

@paradoxworkshop4659 Ай бұрын

You can't buy class or intelligence. But you CAN buy boats.

@arnedeneeff1183 2 ай бұрын

A boating license there doesn’t require a sort of training or test??

@DavidKing-py9dt 2 ай бұрын

it's just a side by side jet ski.

@toomanyhobbies2011 2 ай бұрын

Sometimes I just can't watch this kind of stupidity. That guy with the "car" was enough for me.

@lexbotkin3729 Ай бұрын

These guys just come in so HOT to the dock. Proper docking is drifting up to the dock in NEUTRAL and a small tap in reverse...maybe. Would hate to see these boaters have to negotiate a fuel dock...geez.

@fmo94jos8v3 3 күн бұрын

Man you call this like it's a sport :D Can we get technical ratings pls ? xD

@chucktaylor7227 Ай бұрын

who is responsible for training boat owners how to approach docks properly AND SAFELY?

@dannyphipps7652 2 ай бұрын

I owned five different boats and no one ever rode on the bow.

@user-eh5cr4or6k Ай бұрын

@5:27 okay I guess I'm new, you mean that thing is not an amphibious car? If not he obviously chose the wrong company he could have had one that just drives up the ramp once he got there.

@dtroxel7318 2 ай бұрын

In Maryland bow riding is a $350 fine

@tommyrussell1415 2 ай бұрын

In VA it was upgraded to a felony about the time I started bowfishin. Had to build a rail, b Cuz nobody needs that in a fishing trip.

@matthewmuente1363 Ай бұрын

Another shithole blue state.

@schumannresonanceswithverte Ай бұрын

Girl like that on the bow, feet dangling is going to be in the way whereever she is

@OZSCQUADS Ай бұрын

Bow Riding.. illegal in Aus

@darknes7800 Ай бұрын

I dont get the car-boat thing. Especially at $75K. When for another $100K, you could have a used Cig 38 Top Gun.

@id10t98 2 ай бұрын

Boat #1 has a clown "captain" and if you go boating and are upset over getting wet from the rain, you probably should stay home.

@MurderBong 2 ай бұрын

3:40 IMAGINE DRIVING SO BAD YOU HANG YOUR ARM OUT TO RELAX…

@brianbelliveau5551 2 ай бұрын

That’s not a wise move and the boat looks like it has water in the bow I know that girl is not that heavy 😮

@ThomasNappo 21 күн бұрын

Take a weekend Course..learn how to drive and park a boat..😂

@ubeuonly Ай бұрын

As a captain it's a huge peeve of mine that people don't have the common sense to know to balance a boat underway

@fireboat54 2 ай бұрын

Isn't it illegal to have someone sit on the bow of a moving boat with legs hanging over?

@RK-de5wg Күн бұрын

She can’t weigh that much to lisp the stern. What the heck do they in the bow?

@dan7163 Ай бұрын

I'm here just for stupid human tricks. What is the giant matt for?

@edwardranno7119 2 ай бұрын

No way someone is gonna be on the bow,while I am docking

@deepskywishingwell2602 Ай бұрын

Why is there no boat rage?? I mean you do what you want , but you threaten my boat with stupidity. You will see rage

@enginepy Ай бұрын

Those jet boat car thingies are just so ridiculous. It’s like a waving a douche flag

@yippikiyay197 5 күн бұрын

Can you not just drive the car? I'm confused about the jet car I thought that was the whole point was you can drive it

@joe-hp4nk 2 ай бұрын

You got nothing better to do?

@shaun8256 2 ай бұрын

She should have stayed there, stupid people deserve stupid prizes!

@jakerazmataz852 Ай бұрын

When you can't afford a nice boat, or a nice car.🤦‍♂

@tommyrussell1415 2 ай бұрын

My rail has a thin price of fiberglass behind it to prevent hornets from getting around people's feet at night. You physically cant sit that way in my boat. But all things being equal. No way, no how am I going to be a party to that level of stupidity. We have had 3 boating fatalities in recent memory. All were prosecuted. 3,5,&7years plus whatever was suspended. They were alcohol related, but the same principle applies to bow riding.

@GingerNinja1 2 күн бұрын

Nothing worse than a selfish person blocking the boat ramp from everyone bc they don't know what they're doing! Should be mandatory to pass a rigorous course on operating a boat before you can get behind the wheel of one.

@garyeaton5719 Ай бұрын

That woman on the car/boat is useless as a crew. Just sits there, then held up a tie-down strap, before looking at her phone with the vessel crossways to ramp and dock!

@RockPunkFloyd 2 ай бұрын

You bought a car/boat, not being bright is fairly obvious.

@thomasdaniel5308 Ай бұрын

Dumbest captain ever in the car!

@Velislide 7 күн бұрын

Man, what is it with snowflakes always worried about every little thing. I’d hate to see boaters witnessing people rock climbing, sky diving, cave diving, mountain biking, spectating rally car races, or just about any activity.

@morganwithem4568 2 ай бұрын

What a shit boat it’s listing for one girl on the front

@jacobKC3MRA Ай бұрын

What is the world is that weird boat car things? Just rent a boat

@jcdc1824 Ай бұрын

Brother, that first boat has a girl riding on the bow, but it's not a bowrider. The funky SeaRay w/ no tower is a bowrider. Just sayin'. Good footage tho.