Shit Rock Climbers Say

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Shit Rock Climbers Say

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athensattila

Күн бұрын

A day in the life of a typical climbing dude.

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@bre08005 9 жыл бұрын

"Double dyno to a micro crimper!" If anyone can do that they win life.

@lachieharris3165 9 жыл бұрын

bre08005 Could bet that Adam Ondra would do it..

@rowanscott2147 7 жыл бұрын

Alex megos would be able to, his dynos are incredible

@vladimirfunes 7 жыл бұрын

Sounds like 3 degrees of seperation

@pessimisticdiabetic717 4 жыл бұрын

Yep that route is freaking n o

@brettfaver5871 5 жыл бұрын

"I'm gunning for an alpine start tomorrow." *chugs beer*

@knuckldragger 9 жыл бұрын

Lmao! "dude there is no way this is 5.5; this is like 5.8.... d"

@theclimbguy 8 жыл бұрын

+Nick King was looking for this killed me

@bombert6602 5 жыл бұрын

....5.8....d That was classic.

@hmxr715 8 жыл бұрын

It seems learning the jargon of climbing is harder than the climbing itself.

@2b-coeur 2 жыл бұрын

yes loll as soon as i got into climbing the f i r s t thing i did was pulled up a list of The Jargon it's like learning the accent in a foreign language. *most* important part

@quebecasmr5162 9 жыл бұрын

You'll kill someone belaying like this.

@antoinesaury8862 9 жыл бұрын

Québec ASMR i don't want to be the climber falling while he grabs the 2 ropes . 100% dead

@888crazychick 9 жыл бұрын

Québec ASMR My mom taught us to belay like that and when we tried to use it out in public everyone was like "Why are you using that ancient sketchy belaying method." I did not have a good answer for them. So now we do it the modern way.

@jolllyroger1 9 жыл бұрын

Joy Fitzgerald the appropriate answer really was..... please show me a better way. Open minds and willingness to learn a better way is how you stay alive.... Look Back in time many methods have changed

@calebmallory4595 8 жыл бұрын

+Québec ASMR Yes he will, that belay method was used for belaying with a Munter's hitch. Using that technique with a belay device is incredibly unsafe.

@jerome1lm 8 жыл бұрын

+Joy Fitzgerald It's not about old or new but about safe or unsafe. So good for you that you learned a safer method.

@ripapa6355 7 жыл бұрын

This is the best "Shit Climbers say" video I have seen. Nicely done "Dude, what state is this?" Been there, said that.

@malsponger 9 жыл бұрын

I didnt realize we were this annoying. Ill shut up from now on.

@willmontgomery79 8 жыл бұрын

+Ryan Heimpel I feel the same way

@denvergriffin5555 10 жыл бұрын

"This would be easier if I was shorter" - I am getting that on a t-shirt. Too funny.

@m00nie16 8 жыл бұрын

"DUDE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LUNGE TO A CRIMPER"

@pessimisticdiabetic717 4 жыл бұрын

B u t h o w

@marlalee9642 5 жыл бұрын

“Watch me!” while on top rope. 😂😂😂

@calebmallory4595 8 жыл бұрын

The belay method was part of the joke right?

@MrYetidesigns 8 жыл бұрын

+Caleb Mallory I really hope so!

@minas.831 4 жыл бұрын

hand goes down like a hand to your thigh and PBUS is the method pull break under slide

@benoitcerrina 8 жыл бұрын

just watching him belay makes me cringe

@jerome1lm 8 жыл бұрын

+Benoit Cerrina And I thought it was just me. :)

@Lucy-ng7cw 8 жыл бұрын

I reckon there was no one up there and it was just for filming

@nathangonzales-hess6569 8 жыл бұрын

^--- This should've been in the video XD

@tgce 7 жыл бұрын

Benoit Cerrina yea

@Squids_Vlogs 6 жыл бұрын

just enjoy the video bro

@lukebarlow8370 7 жыл бұрын

"Where the fuck am I?" I'm dying xD

@johnblack7862 6 жыл бұрын

Needs way more talk about "conditions"

@heatherchapin4600 3 жыл бұрын

How else would we know if it’s sending temps?

@txth753 10 жыл бұрын

Should have included, "Man I ran that lead OUT!" "I just don't like to place too much gear"

@LemonsandLove 8 жыл бұрын

"just move up" hahaha that makes me so angry :D

@melissasiegfried8659 10 жыл бұрын

It's like every annoying guy I've ever climbed with.

@coreysmith7823 10 жыл бұрын

HA! I'm a fan

@steverino333 10 жыл бұрын

It's like 5.8... "D"! LOL

@slimcrna 9 жыл бұрын

ENGAGE YOUR CORE

@brothertimbob 9 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! I'm still laughing at the, "Elvis Leg!" O and The classic pull, pinch, slide belay technique you display is pretty rad too.

@Beetmonster 10 жыл бұрын

I learned this belay style. Then I didn't climb for like 13 years, then I started back in indoor (climbing to a soundtrack is new-- you're at the mercy of the desk person's pick; yesterday the kid was into like Skrillex). So the first time in the gym I started to belay my sis (who also learned the same style), and the employee freaked out. "What. Are. You. DOING!?" She'd never even seen it. All climbers & mountaineers used to do this. Like someone said here: 'Mountaineering, Freedom of the Hills.' Climbing's different now. It seems more diluted. Still ethereal, but very... crowded. I have a crush on this guy.

@Lilybet 8 жыл бұрын

hahah damn elvis leg

@kristonren 8 жыл бұрын

+nuttylamb ahaha 'Im all shook up... uhuhuh'

@PSPmaster321 8 жыл бұрын

All this time I thought he was saying "albus leg" and wondering what the hell that meant! haha

@tomdedaele1691 7 жыл бұрын

Haha me 2 :D

@susanapplegate9758 Жыл бұрын

I always love going out with my incredibly talented, hard-working son on a climb. This vid made me laugh so hard, it’s so apt!

@oregondork 9 жыл бұрын

what the fuck is that belay technique

@SmilePileProd 11 жыл бұрын

"Just double dyno to a microcrimper" hahahaha. I have a guy in my gym that will give ridiculous instructions like they're nothing too.

@billkirby7787 11 жыл бұрын

The funniest thing I've watched in a while! Love the part when he says I'm getting a alpine start tomorrow then slams a beer... Priceless!!

@nomadben 8 жыл бұрын

Double-dyno to micro-crimper hahaha

@doubleagentrikosky 9 жыл бұрын

Too tall for this problem,its too crouchy, Too short for this problem,its to reachy.Aaale Aale. Bums in... Waaatch out!

@IndigoVagrant 12 жыл бұрын

"You can't just climb 7 days a week and not get injured" haha

@slimcrna 9 жыл бұрын

QUIT SHORT ROPING ME

@paulcampbell1312 9 жыл бұрын

Been using "Elvis Leg" for years. Glad it is now accepted climbing jargon :D

@compellingpeople 3 жыл бұрын

"Why am I climbing this wall", after a hit of the bong.

@sameldridge9527 9 жыл бұрын

dude learn to belay

@irishboy0909 8 жыл бұрын

3:18 My climbing in a nutshell

@ehoh3246 4 жыл бұрын

I haven't climbed with this guy, I never would again

@wanderingwade8877 8 жыл бұрын

I climbed with a guy that described all of his climbs as 'cake'. 'Yeah man, it was cake.' He became Charlie Cake.

@22yonkers 12 жыл бұрын

he is never breaking off when he belays. when belaying it is always best to break before you slide instead of how he is doing it which is staying above the belay device and sliding. you want to pull the rope up then take your hand beneath the belay device then slide.

@bre08005 9 жыл бұрын

"Just move up!" Ha. Great idea.

@UpnorthHere 9 жыл бұрын

bre08005 Not if THAT bozo is belaying, thankyouverymuch.

@connoranderson3496 9 жыл бұрын

Didn't know Joe Satriani was a rock climber.

@melrhymenoceros 8 жыл бұрын

+Connor Anderson HAHAHHAAHAHHAA. That's amazing.

@simonhunt7798 7 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing I've seen for an age, I recognised things I say and things everyone I know say. I'm going to watch my mouth at the crag from now on. Hilarious!

@jamesmcgall8234 6 жыл бұрын

"what state is this?" Made me laugh so hard

@Yaimdan Жыл бұрын

where the fuck am i, gets me every time lmfaoo

@irishboy0909 8 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE HELL SORT OF BELAYING IS THAT?!

@HEAVYMETALMAGICVIDS 8 жыл бұрын

+irishboy0909 Posted in 2012 dude. Belaying style has changed alot since then.

@xxxgoodtimesxxx 10 жыл бұрын

Literally laughed out loud the entire vid! Thank-you very much, I needed that :)

@ktap1 11 жыл бұрын

Yup, comes from using the munter hitch, where the break position is up, unlike for ATCs or Gri-Gris where the break position is down. Better to use a slightly less safe (but still very much safe and acceptable) technique that is well practiced than a slightly more safe but unfamiliar technique that one is likely to mess up.

@Sabine1776 12 жыл бұрын

"Where the f*** am I?" hahahah He is quite hot, has anyone noticed this yet?

@vanmyl 7 жыл бұрын

omg, everything is spot on, even the Ahnuld voice!

@TOmaynardOL 8 жыл бұрын

"where the fuck am I!?"

@ariphoenix3069 2 жыл бұрын

Haha is this Malibu Creek State Park?! Fantastic video, gave me a good laugh years late

@tombuckett1574 Жыл бұрын

Take, taaake, taketaketaketake!

@casivatorblondi 12 жыл бұрын

"Take this route to sendtown, dude!"..... "Elvis leg!" hahahahahaha, genius.

@danstheman33 7 жыл бұрын

Now if only he would learn how to belay.. An ATC is not a munter hitch..

@InnocentlyVOID 7 жыл бұрын

Dan Africk haha you realize how old this is.. I mean that's a first gen reverso. It's definitely not as safe but it wouldn't be the first time I've seen people who have been climbing much longer using "outdated" techniques.

@mediumsooze 12 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, that's hysterical. Clearly Mary & Attila have climbed with or near my circus in the past! Now that's funny!

@carsonvandegriffe3764 4 жыл бұрын

Elvis leg killed me

@decaying_matter 11 ай бұрын

The most cringe of them all is "Let's goo, so strong!!" in a fuckin slab

@djbarratt 12 жыл бұрын

"you know I think this might be easier if I were shorter" - I say that so much!

@johnisokay 7 жыл бұрын

I watch this video way to much all for the doubly dyno to micro crimper line

@trinker 9 жыл бұрын

You can not trust anyone that drinks Budweiser and belays like that!

@datguy4104 8 жыл бұрын

The ending killed me

@YoungPutter 3 жыл бұрын

Bro I died at the Elvis leg

@Doctor_Yuri 5 жыл бұрын

His hand never leaves the break end, you guys are babies. It’s top rope

@cymcintosh4417 5 жыл бұрын

“There’s no way this is 5.5 it like 5.8...D!” 😂

@TMabsolute 7 жыл бұрын

watch me, watch me... WATCH WHIP

@oash6041 4 жыл бұрын

“That’s not how I did it” I say that in my brain but want to say it out loud but know I can’t

@samdeshler 7 жыл бұрын

"This is like 5.8 ... d!" hahaha I've definitely made an excuse like that before!

@srithongkunmapvlogs 11 жыл бұрын

You forgot "Allez, allez!"

@gd303uk 9 жыл бұрын

loved the edit on the falling bit, :) lmao. we have all said some of these phrases.?!

@oceanceaser44 11 жыл бұрын

I would never let you belay me

@DrakoDragonis 11 жыл бұрын

Dude reminds me so much of 'Dr.Cox' from Scrubs, love it!

@loganmcclinton4492 8 жыл бұрын

"What route is this?" Use all the time

@danilopeterson3467 9 жыл бұрын

Liked that fart at the end!

@dancetnobigdeal 8 жыл бұрын

Best climbing video I've seen

@shelby6275 5 жыл бұрын

slip slap slide makes me so nervous lol

@quinn3214 5 жыл бұрын

"Just move up!" lmao if only it were that easy

@kelliodwyer7988 4 жыл бұрын

When my friends and I don't know the beta for a route the other is climbing we'll, jokingly, sometimes say: 'just stay on the wall!' it's about as helpful.

@anewillss 12 жыл бұрын

"this is not 5.5... more like 5.8....D" ahahaha

@gordonneverdies 8 жыл бұрын

This is like 5.8...d:''-0

@sire_pixels9765 8 жыл бұрын

This is life. This is my life.

@johnrobb9408 3 жыл бұрын

Get a gri gri gumby.

@Jessejhiggins 7 жыл бұрын

i love him

@WhataHoax 12 жыл бұрын

That's some raunchy belaying!

@hellsangel2005 8 жыл бұрын

this is sooo funny. and true to life. it happens by accident sometimes

@davidstaron4302 7 жыл бұрын

"more like a 5.8...d" hahaha

@Porkobosso 7 жыл бұрын

"This would be a v2 at My gym!"

@pineappleonaspaceship6264 7 жыл бұрын

"Five ten my ass!"

@friedrice2307 9 жыл бұрын

im a new comer to the climbing community and i cant relate to this video. hilarious.

@kbrandon2024 2 жыл бұрын

Still totally the same 10 years later

@kenweis7913 Жыл бұрын

Hand jam

@StevenSiew2 2 жыл бұрын

What do you do when you are belaying and a grisly bear comes after you?

@kazhatfield1346 2 жыл бұрын

Where’s the sequel!?!?!?!

@SmithofNick 6 жыл бұрын

Bwahaha. This is so great. Thanks for posting!

@bombert6602 5 жыл бұрын

I just caught how they shot it. Sometime around when he says this route is heady, you can see the other end of the rope swing into the frame for an instant. H'e not really belaying a person. He's belaying a rope. (Note he's taking rope--the other end should be attached to the climber's rig.)

@LiamGallagh 12 жыл бұрын

"This is like 5.8... D"

@stephenr80 6 жыл бұрын

Thats why my m8s know they gotta shut tf when im climbing

@absolutsurvival 12 жыл бұрын

you can doo eeeet! rofl

@dmp05 11 жыл бұрын

No, he is correctly using the underhanded pinch & slide. It's an older technique and isn't taught anymore but is still safe when properly executed. Open up Mountaineering: Freedom of the Hills, the bible of climbing, and you will see this technique.