Shite Guide to ROTTERDAM - Underwater Sanctuary of Insanity

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4 жыл бұрын

the shite guide to rotterdam
In Episode 5 of The World's Shittest Travel Show we'll go creeping around Rotterdam on the hottest day ever recorded in The Netherlands to see the very numerous weird things to do in Rotterdam before we all die a slow burning, sweaty death in the burnt languishing embers of our curdling society.
Bizarre architecture, artful vandalism and other general shite.
***All the beats are produced by d'beats***
***Check out the beats from the soundtrack; The World's Shittest Best Tape Vol.1***
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This is not the Top Ten Things to do in Rotterdam or the Best Sights in Rotterdam. This will not teach you how to Visit Rotterdam on a Budget or how to find the Best Free Attractions in Rotterdam.
this is the shite guide to rotterdam.
shite guides. like regular guides. but shite.
If you want to help the show out, you could consider throwing a few pennies in the hat.
My camera is absolute dogshite (as is most evident), so if you wanna throw something in to help the cause, it'd be much appreciated. It's not about making money, but making better shite.
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Пікірлер: 74
@printz-of-peepz
@printz-of-peepz 3 жыл бұрын
The Internet is sleeping on this KZfaq channel. Hidden gold, every video I've watched is fantastic!
@mormegil231
@mormegil231 3 жыл бұрын
Danm you deserve more views! This is the best shite guide to Rotterdam i have ever seen.
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
I'd say the bad language in the titles and in general are the opposite of what the youtube algorithm wants to push, so I'd say those views won't be exploding any time soon. Glad you enjoyed it!
@OmarNachtraaf
@OmarNachtraaf 3 жыл бұрын
That Dutch accent was pretty on point. Even pronounced 'gezellig' correctly. Well done.
@Quintinohthree
@Quintinohthree 3 жыл бұрын
I am convinced he's a Dutch actor playing an Irishman, that perfect pronunciation of "gezellig" is impossible to replicate by anyone but a native speaker and I refuse to be convinced otherwise.
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
We have the same guttural G sound in the Irish language as well so I had a little practice as a child!
@simonecolistra9993
@simonecolistra9993 3 жыл бұрын
Man. This video with only 1775 views is one of the biggest injustices in KZfaq. This shite deserves more.
@TheRealJulesyP
@TheRealJulesyP Жыл бұрын
About to roll through Groningen and Rotterdam and I’m cackling at these vids
@lefthandup1422
@lefthandup1422 3 жыл бұрын
These videos are great - KEEP MAKING THEM!!!!!!!!!
@garryfreire7345
@garryfreire7345 3 жыл бұрын
Best thing on Shite Tube
@joepalooka2145
@joepalooka2145 3 жыл бұрын
Best travel site on KZfaq and the Internet. This guy is hilarious. Where else do you get to see a 30 foot Santa with a giant sex toy?
@sitflyer2661
@sitflyer2661 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! How many birds do you think died slappin face first inta dat wall? LMFAO! These vids are a blast to watch after a bowl.
@leoncaravelli
@leoncaravelli 3 жыл бұрын
Love all the video soundtracks!
@TheDollyDoolittle
@TheDollyDoolittle 3 жыл бұрын
Santa with a Christmas tree 🎅🎄🍆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ROFL. DUDE, YOU'RE HILARIOUS. 😍
@eefneleman9564
@eefneleman9564 3 жыл бұрын
Pretty good channel you got going here! I lifted this from Wikipedia for just a little nuance: "The or skyscraper, inspired by American office buildings and built in 1898 in the French Château-style, is evidence of Rotterdam's rapid growth and success. When completed, it was the tallest office building in Europe, with a height of 45 m (147.64 ft)"
@DubSun33
@DubSun33 3 жыл бұрын
Saw Ireland play the Dutch in Rotterdam but saw none of the city, want to go there for a long day or maybe two. Love the vid and d'beats. Keep it up 🤗
@chrisdee1583
@chrisdee1583 3 жыл бұрын
That 1940s 800° comment was pure fiyah 😂
@wobble3859
@wobble3859 4 жыл бұрын
You know, I just so happen to be a gangster myself. These beats and rhymes combined with the tour of the city is A1.
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
It's relatively easy to become a gangster. Maintaining that G status is a whole other thing. Cheers for watching!
@wilburymusic
@wilburymusic 3 жыл бұрын
Just commenting to boost the Al Gore Rhythm and to say your videos are absolutely brilliant , keep doing what you are doing and hopefully your channel goes viral , peace
@karelhof319
@karelhof319 3 жыл бұрын
how does this not have more view. This is amazing
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks brother! I'm not sure yet whether it's very niche or just very shit
@markoboredguy6911
@markoboredguy6911 4 жыл бұрын
What a wounderfull and happy video
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
What a wonderful and happy comment! Cheers for stopping by
@MelyCross
@MelyCross 3 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious and the floating forest meeeennn hahahaha
@mikeroz13
@mikeroz13 4 жыл бұрын
Simply amazing. Love it brother, keep up the great work! I studied there back in the day and this takes me back perfectly!
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
Cheers for stopping by! Loads more Netherlands videos to come
@dr13agon
@dr13agon 3 жыл бұрын
Best canal in the world. But not sure about is it in youtube or Rotterdam. Things are tough in these days so better to get a ham.
@roteredamus
@roteredamus 4 жыл бұрын
Hebbie lekker lope te filmen hiero joh? Mooi man.
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
Rotterdam is een prachtige stad!
@Itsatintownthinthing
@Itsatintownthinthing 3 жыл бұрын
You are a ducking amazing rapper.
@user-rt7dv6rt6g
@user-rt7dv6rt6g 3 жыл бұрын
BUTPLUG SANTA! We were hugely confused as to what in the fuck was going on when we stumbled upon him on our first visit.
@OGSensei
@OGSensei 4 жыл бұрын
Haha I love the video my man!! Your humor is out of control!lol Also, very informative!
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
Cheers OG! Thanks for checking it out
@julianneconzz1897
@julianneconzz1897 4 жыл бұрын
Great channel
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks so much for watching! Looooooads more to come.
@guidelineuk
@guidelineuk 3 жыл бұрын
🤣..you smashed it 🤪🤣🤣🤣
4 жыл бұрын
your guide is hilarious 😂
@IsaHolten
@IsaHolten 4 жыл бұрын
I walk over that wooden bridge to get to school, such coincidence. love your guides, massively sheit and underrated!
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
Dank je wel! What a cool addition that bridge must be to your morning! Echte leuk
@IsaHolten
@IsaHolten 4 жыл бұрын
@@shiteguides ik kan nu alleen een tijdje niet naar school...
@badas45
@badas45 3 жыл бұрын
amazing
@SU_fan_44
@SU_fan_44 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching. Too funny!
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
Plenty more to come!
@noddyz2795
@noddyz2795 4 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@charliebridges3584
@charliebridges3584 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been to Rotterdam. Thanks to Covid and this video, I never will be. Best shit guide ever!
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
You're dead right. Underrated cities are overrated anyway
@oudekraal7460
@oudekraal7460 3 жыл бұрын
yes big fat like
@KnoxVegasTennessee
@KnoxVegasTennessee 3 жыл бұрын
Mad respect. How many videos of cities do this?¿?¿
@ciaranoregan3710
@ciaranoregan3710 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo you gas man.
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers bai
@sitflyer2661
@sitflyer2661 3 жыл бұрын
Pure genius.
@Lenny101
@Lenny101 3 жыл бұрын
i've been to Amsterdam 4 times spending a total of about 2 weeks there. every time i mentioned Rotterdam they told me it was shit and not to bother going. i wished i'd gone now it looks alright.
@lefthandup1422
@lefthandup1422 3 жыл бұрын
It's cool, mate
@ThreeStarVagabond
@ThreeStarVagabond 4 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love your style! You got yourself a subscriber. And you know, if this bloody Corona situation ever passes and we found ourselves in the same city I'd love to meet up and make fun of other places in Europe.
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 4 жыл бұрын
This too shall pass! Thanks for stopping by and commenting. This shite will all be over sooner or later. Keep chilling!
@ThreeStarVagabond
@ThreeStarVagabond 4 жыл бұрын
@@shiteguides Lucky there's a lot of shite to watch on KZfaq whilst one is waiting!
@ptbd
@ptbd 4 жыл бұрын
Nice rapping gozert
@Soundhypno
@Soundhypno 3 жыл бұрын
Great Shite!
@diederikz1393
@diederikz1393 4 жыл бұрын
its a me skincancer fucked me up
@stephensanderson6386
@stephensanderson6386 3 жыл бұрын
I beleive lord byrons botswain poem had a hook line on dog shit.horses +veg poo meat poo is shit.
@nayblue155
@nayblue155 3 жыл бұрын
Good Shite
@familiegnoe2439
@familiegnoe2439 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@LN_997
@LN_997 3 жыл бұрын
9:57 what is that weird hi-nu/freedom gundam amalgamation actually supposed to be for? (if anything)
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
I actually have no idea. Every city in the Netherlands is absolutely teeming with bizarre statues without explanation. I think I might do a feature on them soon.
@LN_997
@LN_997 3 жыл бұрын
@@shiteguides I definitely wont complain about more weird netherlands videos!
@coenvannoord4976
@coenvannoord4976 4 жыл бұрын
“The second city of the netherlands” hahahaha
@Stoep-zt4lb
@Stoep-zt4lb 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny
@devinphelan5001
@devinphelan5001 3 жыл бұрын
Your as irish as they get lad where are you from? Love this video
@shiteguides
@shiteguides 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers bai. I'm from Cork, the Rotterdam of Ireland
@devinphelan5001
@devinphelan5001 3 жыл бұрын
@@shiteguides nice lad. I'm from limerick myself looking to make a move to the netherlands with my partner sometime next year you mite recommend any spots to start looking a job? Haven't decided yet where we are going to move to we are thinking about the hague.. Any reccomendations for a fellow irishman? Best city? Good Irish bars?
@stephohartigan
@stephohartigan 3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hated Rotterdam thought it had no character. Nothing to do. No good bars. Worst city I've been to and I'm from fucking Limerick like.
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