Christianity hurts death because Jesus beat him that one time in summerslam, and now the shame is so great it physically hurts him.
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
Like when Jacob beat God in wrestling.
@hotrodturtle7 жыл бұрын
Jacob beat an angel, not God.
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
***** It really depends on how you read the text and how it's translated. Regardless,Jacob is the Julius Belmont of the Bible,
@hotrodturtle7 жыл бұрын
PolarPhantom No, it isn't. Jacob wrestled an angel, the angel broke his hip, but couldn't get him to let go. Then Jacob told him, "Bless me and I'll let you go." the angel agreed, then healed his hip then left.
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
***** Then Jacob got the name Israel which means something like "he who struggles with God."
@fallen2011wyvern7 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: This game was supossed to have alternate customes , resembling the characters original outfits, but Konami decided to rush it
@Blacknight88507 жыл бұрын
"If you work hard then _maybe_ you can have the good character designs back. Maybe."
@fallen2011wyvern7 жыл бұрын
The character desings have nothing to do with time tho . Iga was the one that demanded the Deathnote guy
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
Not all of Iga's ideas are gold. Please be good, Bstained...
@austin54986717 жыл бұрын
"...but Konami decided to rush it" in other news, water is wet.
@ludgerwillkresnik48712 жыл бұрын
@@PolarPhantom What did you think?
@HeyHoHolly7 жыл бұрын
The creator of this intro should buy the rights for Silent Hills and finish the game. No Del Toro needed.
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
that person did... and made a bunch of terrible animations for the pachinko machine... "SILENT ZONE"
@SonOfMeme7 жыл бұрын
"I forgot the spookies..." "YOU FORGOT THE SPOOKIES?!"
@bondage-chan97387 жыл бұрын
This fucking intro makes me break down into a dumb giggle fit every time.
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
They better be saving their budget for Mechaweek 3....
@KittenHachiChan7 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu Dude, they need to play some Gundam games.
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
Koneko Ryuugamine Fucking full LP of Gundam Breaker 3
@DeadBoneJones7 жыл бұрын
What does giggling into a ballgag sound like?
@Shayman947 жыл бұрын
Lots, and I mean LOTS of saliva XD.
@BirdRaiserE7 жыл бұрын
"why does christianity hurt death" Gee, couldn't be because Jesus is a hard counter?
@globox1234567897 жыл бұрын
plz nerf
@RazielBR7 жыл бұрын
If you think about it, the cross is a nerf to him already.
@luan.galaxy3 жыл бұрын
@@RazielBR Jesus can't deal with cross ups
@fogblades6811 Жыл бұрын
@@luan.galaxy Maybe a Cross Counter?
@dwylie83 Жыл бұрын
Jesus isnt a hard counter... Jesus died and only came back to life for a few hours. Lazarus was brought back from the dead and lived for the next hundred years. Also in castlevania it isnt christianity or religion that causes the damage its called True Faith. Its basically a strong enough will in your faith that grants you minor boons or miracles. Castlevania's church is evil so they lead the flock to evil thats why it only people like the belmonts can use holy symbols but commoners cant. The anime shows this. The fire happy bishop is killed in a church while the basic priest is able to make potent holy water. Basically True Faith makes a cross a weapon against vampires when otherwise its just a stick. Richter could make rain holy water and cast minor miracles but im fairly sure he never mentions god once (konami has a problem with depicting real world religious matters so thats probably more likely)
@ufofighter167 жыл бұрын
What Is A Fighting Game? A Miserable Little Pile of Secret Moves!!
@blooperswitches36257 жыл бұрын
RollCritFail But enough tech, have at you!
@TheCreaturesfan17 жыл бұрын
Alucard is literally just Sephiroth, down to the eye color!
@jugemujugemu46907 жыл бұрын
TheRoboticRonin in this game, yes.
@jet66607 жыл бұрын
and sasuke
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Whenever I imagine a Castlevania Fighter I just imagine two assholes full screen away from eachother, just whiping away and slowly edging to eachother until the timer runs out and the tiniest amount of chip-damage decides the victory. THE HYPEST GAMEPLAY ON KZfaq!
@ryukenxx27 жыл бұрын
I think more like nidhogg with short hops for the newer characters and op sub weapons for folks like Trevor.
@blackpants73857 жыл бұрын
I think Hydro Storm battle.
@MassayukiSama7 жыл бұрын
If it was a 2D fighter with the most op characters or specials like Julius giant cross, Alucard spells, etc in a small arena it could work
@shinsolaire70997 жыл бұрын
No I just imagine a fight in the vain of the Richter boss fight in SoTN or Julius in AoS, it can be done properly.
@Magitek11127 жыл бұрын
There's a Castlevania game made with MUGEN, which is pretty good. It has boss rush and versus mode.
@li-limandragon92877 жыл бұрын
Death Note guy huh? Sure but imagine if Berserk's Kentaro Miura designed the characters...
@Misconduct24 Жыл бұрын
Lol in October 2022, I'm on a Castlevania kick and bought this. It's fun actually
@joekewl75397 жыл бұрын
I see you like to play Castlevania..
@taylord53817 жыл бұрын
you have not saved often.
@ShawnyBoyMusicpage7 жыл бұрын
you are somewhat reckless.
@WokeGhettoSpiritualist7 жыл бұрын
Joe Kewl What a terrible night to have a curse.
@WokeGhettoSpiritualist7 жыл бұрын
SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE?!?!?
@RadDudeTeamate7 жыл бұрын
ETERNAL DARKNESS?!
@TheSkullivan127 жыл бұрын
Wow. Obata literally just drew Rem from Death Note and told them that it was a new design for Grant Danasty. Holy shit.
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
If you take a close look at Simon's concept art from this game it literally looks like someone grafted Light's head onto a buff body. There's even stitches.
@joakim89887 жыл бұрын
I have my own nicknames for some of the characters. Simon Yagami, Rem Danasty, Misa Renard, Mello Lecarde and Neon.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he phoned it the fuck in, dude. It’s insane.
@pathfindersavant39887 жыл бұрын
*Pat thinks Simon is a different character in 1&2* EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM!
@SecondCitySavior69697 жыл бұрын
That intro never fails to impress
@blooperswitches36257 жыл бұрын
Cornell now looks like a robot. ACTUALLY WAIT ROBOT WEREWOLVES SOUND COOL!
@TheMerkWithTheMouth7 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah! More of that quality editing only the Super Best Friends can bring us!
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
"Quality"? What is that?
@0rriAndroid7 жыл бұрын
this game existing gives me a migrane
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
Mr. Chris Merkel Studios, what does this word 'Quality' mean? Is it a kind of Ice cream?
@TheMerkWithTheMouth7 жыл бұрын
sans the skeleton The best flavor. And the Super Best Friends have no idea how to make it.
@TheMerkWithTheMouth7 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu This has nothing to do with the video, but I can't wait 'til you get your Patreon up. I'm discovering new characters who just beg to be drawn doing lewd things.
@SpectralSlugger7 жыл бұрын
"That's very hanged man" One of the many upsides to watching Jojo is being able to get the constant references spewing out of this channel
@Chadius7 жыл бұрын
29:00 Probably the coolest thing about Aeon's super is he has a unique rant for each character, even a Mirror Match.
Really? You're saying this during Castlevania Judgement? Not Shrek or that public domain, Boo Haunted House game last week?
@zedre76337 жыл бұрын
To be honest, Judgement is better than BlazBlue.
@EikoHarvey7 жыл бұрын
I've only ever played the NES Castlevanias and this makes Castlevania look like Final Fantasy for problem children.
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
You should play more.
@jorgamund077 жыл бұрын
16:11 "Why would Christianity hurt death?" Because it's a religion based entirely on the idea of conquering death. The central message is that Jesus kicked Death's butt after a 3 day fight, then came back to earth to hang out for a month and show that he won. In fact, there's even explicit smack talk in the Bible: "O death, where is your victory? O death, where is your sting?” (1 Corinthians 15:55) The cross is a reminder that Christians think Death is a little _bitch_ ... but it does damage mostly because vidya games and such.
@vitore.sanches77127 жыл бұрын
Yeah! And Christianity is all about "Hey man, worship Lil J and you'll live forever."" and "Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of DEATH, I fear no evil, etc."
@pwnorbepwned7 жыл бұрын
Seriously? That's a bible quote? Why doesn't anyone ever quote the cool parts!
@thegoodoldays9117 жыл бұрын
But conquering death is impossible tho.
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
Pat confirmed for getting Lore on Christianity wrong.
@TonyBMan Жыл бұрын
Literally JUST finding out Spookycuffs was a thing? Geez.
@Ehh.....7 жыл бұрын
Why is Maria a nepnep character now? I do not want.
@CronoDyne7 жыл бұрын
"There's no confusion at all," yes, Pat, you're extremely confused. Dracula X is not Dracula X Chronicles, and Maria was always a child in Rondo of Blood.
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
A child with gigantic boobs for some reason. Maria's Rondo art was very confusing.
@frosty68457 жыл бұрын
gaminggoddess85 Rondo's art is anime as fuck
@WantSomeWhiskey8186 жыл бұрын
Now that I'm a big fan of Castlevania, hearing Pat get EVERYTHING wrong is just... horrible
@roronoa12437 жыл бұрын
So they had to include ALL THREE playable characters from Castlevania III, but not Best Belmont Julius?
@JJR2217 жыл бұрын
Or FUCKING RICHTER!
@Neogears13127 жыл бұрын
all 4*
@marcuscalixte43927 жыл бұрын
Lord Dio! Yeah, he's right. Alucard was in III.
@roronoa12437 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Alucard was playable in other games, not just Castlevania III.
@Neogears13127 жыл бұрын
The Hug Box so was trevor.
@SteelBallRun18907 жыл бұрын
*Time for Death Notevania!* Dracula will now take those beautiful necks, and eat it! All according to the Belmont's keikaku. _Translation note: Keikaku means "Japanese Dessert"_
@stanx967 жыл бұрын
That intro is too spoopy.😨
@InugamiTheHound7 жыл бұрын
Anyone here besides me a fan of anime "Trinity Blood"?? That anime made vampires cool along with Ifrits as the bad guys and you have Cain and Abel fighting each other.
@mortified07 жыл бұрын
CRUZNIK
@AstralMuffin1057 жыл бұрын
I only watched like 4 episodes of Trinity Blood, but what I remember was really cool. I should finish it sometime.
@turboyabo8647 жыл бұрын
it was once cool to me have seen a random episode that intrudeced the white hair vampire and the robot........ but then i saw fairy episode and i was like just shoot the mother fuckers and then i saw and then i saw it again on adult swim and a some dude was blowing up a city because they killed his wife (i don't know if it was his wife but i just lost it for his reasons) and then i saw the last episode thinking what happen here
@tiptaphooves7 жыл бұрын
YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DEATHNOTE
@MrLego31607 жыл бұрын
YOU MEAN HIKARU NO GO
@pwnorbepwned7 жыл бұрын
YOU MEAN RAL X GRAD!
@theycallmejojo60907 жыл бұрын
Middle school was an awkward moment in my life as everyone and their mother was into death note and naruto since they bothed aired on toonami/adult swim
@turboyabo8647 жыл бұрын
yeah but then death note died but code gease kept on until bleach showed up and that literature when the fire nation attacked
@Redskingman7 жыл бұрын
Fallout Kat You haven't seen Corey in the House!?
@MZesu7 жыл бұрын
**guy named "AEON" appears in the intro spinning a huge dumb clock and is looking all important and overall super ominous** Woolie: so why how did everyone get here, anyway?
@gates78317 жыл бұрын
What's really funny about this game is that Capcom saw it and thought "this is the studio we can trust with making MvC3".
@MasterKurow7 жыл бұрын
Well Tatsunoko and Unlimited Codes were great. Should have went with that style with Judgement really.
@WFoong987 жыл бұрын
Unlimited Code is the best, although super are quite finicky to execute though.
@kugelblitz19187 жыл бұрын
I'd say Crucis Fatal Fake is closer to what I want from FSN fighting game (if it was done on an actual budget, by an actual company). And Melty Blood is a much better fighting game (and the best Nasuverse game) overall. But yeah, that Gilgamesh grail super tho.
@deafmelonex69837 жыл бұрын
But Bloody Roar tho.
@deafmelonex69837 жыл бұрын
That was actually made way before this.
@Flynn019797 жыл бұрын
The Halloween intro of Fisticuffs is like babys first video project.
@sokumotanaka92717 жыл бұрын
Apparetly ancient vampires all had jenova cells implanted into them.Cause that's just sephiroth
@deadfr0g4 жыл бұрын
Final Fantasy VII, my favourite horror game
@deadfr0g3 жыл бұрын
@Nero Metal Shh! Please no, we have to be quiet, you’ll summon the dark lord Ehrgeiz.
@Ultimaniacx47 жыл бұрын
"Simon is from that bad Castlevania game" -Pat
@stevemcquark7 жыл бұрын
To Clarify the Bram Stoker's Connection, Bloodlines is the game that adds it to the lore with John Morris, which is followed up by Portrait of Ruin.
@Vali_Claire7 жыл бұрын
"This is a really good remix of Bloody Tears." ...But that's... Vampire Killer, Liam.
@kovulion77777 жыл бұрын
I forgot the pumpkins. YOU FORGOT THE PUMPKINS!?!
@jdtheba91717 жыл бұрын
liam's editing skills have improved
@jdtheba91717 жыл бұрын
oh, and I bought my first castlevania game today too. order of ecclesia. any advice
@blackpants73857 жыл бұрын
Enjoy yourself is all I can say.
@MassayukiSama7 жыл бұрын
+Jonathan Almanza Try to find all villagers for the true ending, if you are having trouble with some boss, just grind a little bit.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
Have patience and be quick to take things seriously. OoE has an old-school sensibility to its difficulty.
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
If you liked crabs before, you won't after playing Order of Ecclesia.
@HolyOrderSeifer7 жыл бұрын
Finally the best Castlevania.Others want to push SOTN, I say push Judgement for SummerSlam
@taumpytears7 жыл бұрын
Im glad all that vessel money was spent on this intro, totally worth it!
@PimDiffy7 жыл бұрын
Maria IS in castlevania dracula X on the super nintendo as an npc needed to get the good ending, but she is not playable
@maxumusjesus7 жыл бұрын
This...is early? New LP? Liam Buggery? You decide
@TheCh33ks7 жыл бұрын
Today's Friday. Fighting games this afternoon, spooky games tonight.
@Maskof7eyes27 жыл бұрын
as a stupid huge Hellsing fanboy, I gotta clarify Vlad the Impaler became a vampire during his historical date of execution as a result of some nebulous force offering it to him in the form of the blood of his countrymen.
@theboogeyman57537 жыл бұрын
Lol. The intro to these Spookycuffs cracks me up. I don't know if it's the hilariously bad Resident Evil Dualshock music, or the hilariously bad Halloween animations that were clearly just pasted on at random, but it just perfectly sums up what is to come, and kudos to you guys for coming up with it.
@EstukoV7 жыл бұрын
I see Liam's been doing his editing homework, but this has to wait. Fucking VR shenanigans.
@jasonfails2377 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to god you guys would play this game at some point! This makes me quite happy.
@lunarliv48047 жыл бұрын
heck it best friends, your intro is doing me a real big frighten
@pwnorbepwned7 жыл бұрын
In Hellsing, Vlad was a human who slaughtered lots of people and stuck piled up their butts, and big war happened, and then there were two big armies of dead people. Y'know, in a nutshell. So guys were like, "Yo, Vlad, you made lots of deads, so we're gonna have to hang you now." They put the noose on him before hanging it from the tree, cuz they're idiots, so Vlad's on the ground and it's all muddy from the blood of all the dead guys he made from the war. Vlad's like, "Man, I'm parched," and starts sucking the blood outta the earth. And suddenly vampire. So poking butts enough won't make you a vampire, but drinking from blood-soaked soil after a war you caused might?
@GIBunz7 жыл бұрын
22:50 Yeah moments before he's about to die they asked him if he regretted fighting the war and he just licks the blood on the ground and grins. Bram Stokers Dracula I believe see's his wife get killed and renounces christianity.
@SomeRandomJackAss7 жыл бұрын
+Cliff Gibson You're thinking of the movie. I don't think the book says how Dracula became a vampire. He just was one.
@richie59357 жыл бұрын
"and big war happened" might be one of my new favorite quotes.
@ifuckedacatandilikedit75067 жыл бұрын
A deer smashed through the school window hypest shit ever. Now I need this to get dehyped
@B0110CK57 жыл бұрын
"I thought it was a girl" Story of my life Woolie, story of my life.
@dephonnelzy55367 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THE LAZYNESS FOR THIS OPENING!!!
@SuccubiPie7 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting so long for this.
@Nightweaver17 жыл бұрын
That goddamn intro.. everytime, it makes me smile.
@coolboyyo6547 жыл бұрын
everyone in this game looks like a Death Note
@theonewhowrotethis56817 жыл бұрын
coolboyyo654 I think it's the same artist.
@inactive95447 жыл бұрын
Takeshi Obata did the art for this game yes
@coolboyyo6547 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that makes sense
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
they look like a piece of paper? :-p
@turboyabo8647 жыл бұрын
i never seen the deaths in death note so, every time i hear death note , i just go whao what are you guys smoking because death note is just full random normal people and those two guys with death notes
@angel89legna7 жыл бұрын
That Simon character's portrait is basically Light Yagami. Did the artist even try?
@Mareepu7 жыл бұрын
Didn't you know? Simon _is basically_ Light Yagami.
@angel89legna7 жыл бұрын
Mareepu Oh...okay.
@MrLego31607 жыл бұрын
Drawn by the same person.
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
And Maria is Misa Misa, and Grant is Rem, and and Aeon is Near...
@XioniX177 жыл бұрын
Did Akira Toriyama even try to make a new character?
@bennytrinh72287 жыл бұрын
Pat the Castlevania scrub. Add it to the lore.
@mattbastard12947 жыл бұрын
I can't get over Simon's tiny shorts.
@oneyeseesin3D7 жыл бұрын
Liam: I played this game a lot when I was younger Me: So last year then.
@skolkor7 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting for this!
@theonetruespice7 жыл бұрын
Pat being mildly inconvenienced by a swarm of bats kills me.
@HoChiMints20077 жыл бұрын
as a castlevania player, I went "who is this??? who are they??" a lot while playing this. Why couldn't Obata preserve the old design and color scheme of the established characters?
@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG6 жыл бұрын
Ho Chi Mints or get Tetsuo Hara for design and Buronson for game story.
@LordryuRevived7 жыл бұрын
Guess Liam is too spooked in October to ever bring cookies.
@Kiyosuki7 жыл бұрын
Oh man I've been both waiting and dreading this one.
@zedre76337 жыл бұрын
Boy, I love me some Friday Afternoon Spookycuffs!
@countessli7 жыл бұрын
*iga holding the nunchaku* ".....i got nothin'"
@PepsiMan6667 жыл бұрын
There's a reason Obata is always paired with a writer.
@randomfox122457 жыл бұрын
Pat:"somethingsomething Dracula X for the PSP" time happens Matt:"*freaks out for no reason* .... oh, I thought you were talking about the SNES game." Yeah Matt, he was talking about the SNES game. That's why he said "for the PSP" not three seconds beforehand.
@Shayman947 жыл бұрын
The intro's really spoopy you guys..I can't sleep at night cause of this...
@EpsilonDSCco7 жыл бұрын
I agree with Woolie, crosses look fucking rad.
@tommymarett64317 жыл бұрын
I've been looking for this
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
That outfit with that whip. Simon Belmont is just a fetishist in this game.
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu He looks like something a kid on deviantart would call cool.
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
N00BSYBORG Speaking of art, my "renditions" of the Skullgirls are almost done. Hopefully by the end of the night ;3
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu Nice. What are your plans after that?
@AfroMetalMizu7 жыл бұрын
N00BSYBORG Patreon. ;P I'm gonna redesign my emblem, and make a mascot character and open the Patreon page. Open commissions and whatnot. Making this round of Skullgirls is like a self imposed final exam. See if I'm worthy ;P
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
AfroMetalMizu Let me know when you set it up. I can donate what I can.
@J_Themborn7 жыл бұрын
I wish more fighting games had adventure modes
@ObiTrev7 жыл бұрын
Tips and Tricks was the greatest gaming magazine.
@GenericSoda7 жыл бұрын
YEAH I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN ONE DAY I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS
@SnipingIsFun7 жыл бұрын
This actually looks like a pretty interesting game. The only issue would be that it is really missing a lot of Castlevania characters.
@ScoopsMayCry7 жыл бұрын
I freaking LOVE this game even though I nevered played any Castlevainia games.
@DullVivid7 жыл бұрын
This dank intro is on POINT.
@_Digishade_7 жыл бұрын
Wait... what? That's Maria? SOTN Maria? "RICHTER!" Maria? That's not Maria. You're wrong. WRONG, I TELL YOU! WRONG! **runs off to sob in the corner**
@Snarf69218 күн бұрын
reminder that SotN is a sequel to a way better Castlevania in which Maria Renard is a little girl, so yeah this isn't actually that crazy
@senseicreeper7 жыл бұрын
THERE IS NOTHING I WANTED LESS BUT NEEDED MORE!
@FreeDjinn7 жыл бұрын
Oh wow Alucard is kinda making me thirsty ;)
@danielbrown80117 жыл бұрын
.... I swear it looks like that ghost has its willy out. And now I can't unsee it.
@2mccue4u277 жыл бұрын
Christianity would beat death since Christ's death and resurrection essentially frees people from the true fear of dying, being judgment for one's sins.
@Rick5867 жыл бұрын
Dat intro doh. Had me spooped gud.
@hijack74797 жыл бұрын
I was expecting this at 3 am, woooo spooky
@VoidTracks7 жыл бұрын
cool description
@Grimripper897 жыл бұрын
This is...the best thing I've ever seen.
@MrL0WEL7 жыл бұрын
That spooky intro gets me every time.
@Vera_Nova7 жыл бұрын
This intro is life
@TheStrxggler7 жыл бұрын
It was only a matter of time....
@PlatinumEP7 жыл бұрын
The RE trumpets oh my god
@jonhenry77407 жыл бұрын
That intro is the kind of spoopies that give me the poopies - a true Shitstorm indeed.
@GanymedePrincss7 жыл бұрын
Did i just fucking hear pat acknowledge Ys' existence?
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
While horribly mispronouncing it, yes.
@GanymedePrincss7 жыл бұрын
goddammit pat.
@harlannguyen40487 жыл бұрын
I really wished they used the charge versions of the sub weapons. You can do stuff like Grand Cross with it.
@bluemistary7 жыл бұрын
The intro gets me every damn time
@Shadow60f7 жыл бұрын
If you go by lament of innocence, then it makes perfect sense as to why the whip does so well against both death and pretty much every creature of the night, frankly I think of it as the true start to castlevania dood.
@johntiseo70527 жыл бұрын
Goddamn it *LIAM YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES AGAIN*
@MistahBooples7 жыл бұрын
the intro had me in stitches.
@roygad43037 жыл бұрын
Matt referencing Captain N Alucard at the end killed me.