should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)

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should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) | Perfect Person Ep. 85

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Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities, as well as whether you should date your dentist/best friend.
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@PerfectPerson 6 ай бұрын

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@jabajabajabaa 6 ай бұрын

miles who thE FUCK is Busine

@natalyfarfan5181 6 ай бұрын

Meanwhile at the try guys office, Keith is eating Miles sandwich

@adriennechrislady 6 ай бұрын

I love this cinematic universe

@rachelh1763 6 ай бұрын

The busine story is SO funny I cannot omg 😂

@he.said.teenjiejer 6 ай бұрын

i am DYING from the busine story

@sleepypup 6 ай бұрын

I wanna see the screenshot 😂😂😂😂

@fatimabrees7534 6 ай бұрын

Busine on the pod when?

@samiam74 6 ай бұрын

I saw the thumbnail with Sarah and I just clicked. Didn't read the title. Didn't care. I saw Sarah and knew it would be gold....

@patiencekillz 6 ай бұрын

SAME

@tealsteak 6 ай бұрын

SAME

@user-jm5pj1ib8j 6 ай бұрын

Same here😂

@Yourthe1iknwyour 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t even watch it yet and my first thing was to comment please be a permanent co host. lol

@Geogeoh 6 ай бұрын

Same 😅

@maddirachael6362 6 ай бұрын

Sarah- “we’re gonna look so stupid” Miles- “we ARE so stupid” ❤️

@PrettyMuchIt 6 ай бұрын

every week around valentines day EXCEPT valentines day is a valentines ep huh

@PerfectPerson 6 ай бұрын

That’s enough.

@elka_shmelk 6 ай бұрын

yeah, u know what?? let’s fucking get this guy😤

@he.said.teenjiejer 6 ай бұрын

GET HIM

@corinnecomeau2477 6 ай бұрын

The “there’s a perfect person out there for him and it’s not me” is soooo real 😭 but that’s what makes you perfect. Being able to talk about these things.

@sadicalradness6927 6 ай бұрын

if miles and sarah aren’t perfect for each other then who is

@elliottsalibi 6 ай бұрын

@@sadicalradness6927no one

@TippiTappi 6 ай бұрын

I truly don't think you could have partnered with a more *perfect* person, Miles. Sarah is so fucking funny. Good vibes every time she's on the pod

@pasc8699 6 ай бұрын

They are so perfect together!

@he.said.teenjiejer 6 ай бұрын

was NOT expecting cockatiel to say she’d be heartbroken if her roommate got a girlfriend. homie, you just gotta go for it!

@alyssaferry600 6 ай бұрын

OH. MY. GOD!!! My husband and I have a Busine story!!!! When we first moved in together, finances were a touchy subject. He was constantly concerned we were spending too much money, we weren't. One day he was looking at recent transactions and he ran to me FUMING about a $203.67 charge for something he said was called "Pa-gahn-yay". He asked what it was and why I spent so much without him knowing. He showed me the transaction and it was written out as Pgne. I looked at him and just started cracking up! He was getting more upset, so I quickly gathered myself and told him "That is the short hand that the electric company uses, it's meant to stand for PG&E. He then started laughing with me and now, 10 years later, we still call it Pa-gahn-yay 😂

@lorithomasscott349 6 ай бұрын

Miles I listened this morning on Spotify and simply had to come over to leave a comment about flushing. Not flushing is good for the environment but not in the way you might expect. You're right that water flows through the water cycle so it's not like we're depleting it necessarily, but you're also right we can only consume fresh treated water. That water treatment process (yes at sewage treatment centers!) is extremely energy intensive. So the positive environmental impact is actually about saving energy, not water!!

@emmamacdonald9415 6 ай бұрын

Oh wow, super interesting turn of events! Miles needs to see this comment

@amyeddelman 6 ай бұрын

I am so glad that I’m not the only person who was listening on a podcast app and then had to come over to KZfaq just to write a comment about how wrong Miles was regarding water use lmao

@colbimiluv1402 6 ай бұрын

Another important part of water use, though it mostly pertains to agriculture. A large portion of the water used in California comes from the Colorado river, which actually no longer reaches the ocean in Mexico because the western United States diverts so much of it. There's some really interesting stories and politics surrounding the Colorado river compact, which definitely impacts the environment where the river does and does not run. LA also has some of its own really interesting history with water policy & environmental impact

@colbimiluv1402 6 ай бұрын

( and there's a word for the disconnect between things like us and where our water comes from / where our waste goes etc. aka "Metabolic Rift" )

@lorithomasscott349 6 ай бұрын

@@colbimiluv1402 such an important point!! I’m actually from Colorado and you’re so right, the politics of it all can deeply impact a much wider scale of people than you’d expect!

@MsSadieb 6 ай бұрын

“Don’t you use that Socratic method with me” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@KittenCece 6 ай бұрын

Honestly Miles, I am in love with your wife 😂 She's truly a treasure and I relate so hard to the Busine story that I think I owe my husband an apology 😂😂😂

@KittenCece 6 ай бұрын

I'm cry-laughing @ "I asked God for boobs"

@TheShauNanigans 6 ай бұрын

@@KittenCece And he delivered was what got me cackling.

@bunnyfrosting1744 6 ай бұрын

“I once had a connection with a Podiatrist” is so funny that I’ll be thinking about it for weeks at least

@musicbycarolinebauer 6 ай бұрын

I love how at the beginning of the episode Sarah is like “do you wish I had a pixie cut and knew how to craft?” And miles said no and then at the end Miles asks “do you wish I drummed?” And Sarah didn’t reassure him AT ALL! 😂

@shreyasshankar4080 6 ай бұрын

Every time Miles said "candid conversation" during the second story my brain just echoed "CANDID CONVERSATION" in the voice from the intro of Candid Competition 😂😂

@oliviataylor3990 6 ай бұрын

“staying up all night on my phone eating chocolates til i’m sick” is too relatable

@elliottsalibi 6 ай бұрын

same that’s literally my night time routine

@maryc5883 6 ай бұрын

I’m doing a watershed internship rn and have been trying to understand this stuff so here’s my explanation: You’re both right in a way. When flushed, water goes to a treatment facility to remove things that could be harmful then it’s put back into your waterways, which are often where your toilet and tap water are sourced. So the water does get cycled like Miles said, but to Sarah’s point, it takes energy to clean the poopoo peepee water so we can use it again. So we should be reasonably conservative with it

@AshleyLowis 6 ай бұрын

I'm studying this stuff and this is a good summary! They're both right to a degree but a Miles is a bit more accurate.

@ANGI309 6 ай бұрын

Maybe this question is out of your realm but is it the same system for well water, does it take less or more energy that way?

@TheNinjaPOW 6 ай бұрын

I work in sustainable building services (can't believe I finally have an expertise here 😂) and this is a great summary. When we monitor water usage as a sustainable measure it's the power intensive of running the water to a system and draining the wastage, treating that water, and running it back into the system. Generally a domestic house uses 200 litres a day

@amyeddelman 6 ай бұрын

@@AshleyLowis but they’re in the western US, LA is basically in the desert. Clean water is a finite resource there with the west drying up more & more every year due to climate change. Miles is wrong, not flushing is def better for the planet when you live in a desert

@crystalzimmermann4597 6 ай бұрын

@@amyeddelmanI live in a dry area of Canada and because we haven’t had enough snow this year we’re going to be considered going into drought season which means higher risk of wildfires and using water resources makes the drought worse so to me it’s bad for the environment

@vivian9623 6 ай бұрын

There is no one else who looks more like they have a podcast than miles

@nicoleerennie 6 ай бұрын

Sarah’s concern about some imaginary person better for your parter has never made me feel more heard. I love her omg.

@rachelb5302 6 ай бұрын

Listening to this at the gym was a horrible idea, I'm pretty sure trying not to burst out laughing at Busine was a bigger workout than my actual exercise 😂

@MayaDT1010 6 ай бұрын

everytime i see sarah’s personality i just hope she’s friends with rainie too because they’re both such icons

@emmasaunders3345 6 ай бұрын

The reason wasting water is bad for the earth is bc water is a finite resource that takes POWER and GAS to move around. Droughts create more needs for the construction of water systems (and more and more elaborate systems as we use more water) and power to process the water. Also water access is not the same everywhere and getting water to harder areas would be simpler if we weren’t focused on getting water over to rich peoples lawns for example.

@asunbeam5479 6 ай бұрын

i love sarah with the passion of a thousand suns, please have this beautiful insight queen on more often

@hannah.jo.jo27 6 ай бұрын

I feel like Sarah’s beauty needs more attention!! Sarah has always been gorgeous, but since pregnancy and motherhood, she just has this glow!! She is STUNNING 😍 Side note, the 2am, new mom, regret purchase is SO RELATABLE! 😂😂

@pasc8699 6 ай бұрын

I was thinking I need to do a chemical peel because she is seriously glowing😂

@hannah.jo.jo27 6 ай бұрын

@@pasc8699I made the comment before I got to the part about the chemical peel, and I’ve never wanted to burn off the top layer of my skin more 😂

@DS-pd2tn 6 ай бұрын

Sarah quoting Ever After makes her THE perfect person. Guard your crown, Miles. #SarahNation?

@nikki9417 6 ай бұрын

Oh miles what a lucky man you are. I laughter harder in the first 10 minutes of this episode than I have in months. Sarah might be one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen

@TM.BECK14 6 ай бұрын

I could listen to these two literally for hours 😂 they're dynamic and realness is the best

@chelseastephens9251 6 ай бұрын

I love your dog!! I also love Sarah, she’s very funny, but your dog is so cute and I’d like for him to just be a guest one day on his own. How funny would it be for callers if you ask him to give them a name and there’s just silence and you pretend you heard him perfectly?

@AmethystKaianna 6 ай бұрын

I'm so invested in the roommate story! Ugh! I eat that up. They could try going on a couple of dates to see if there is something there practically. Like if they work in real life and not just in theory.

@alainaorow2219 6 ай бұрын

I've never seen a type of love like yours and sara's. The way you guys are best friends. I started tearing up while listening to this episode. You guys are the perfect example of true love. seriously.

@TheShauNanigans 6 ай бұрын

Shout out to the dystopian society that forces us to live in pain and get our treatment from students instead of professionals for some of the most invasive and painful procedures. Maybe if dental was mandatory as part of an employees benefits we wouldn't be forced to wait months for necessary treatment. I feel for you Tundra, and I hope you snag that dentist in training.

@amandajunecesarano7423 5 ай бұрын

I work for a dental school and just saying that if a student is working on you, they are professionally trained. We need people to see dentists in training or else we wouldn’t have any trained dentists. Also, dentists shouldn’t date patients.

@TheShauNanigans 5 ай бұрын

@@amandajunecesarano7423 I totally understand that. I'm not trying to discourage people from doing it. I just think it shouldn't be the only option people feel like they can afford, especially when they work full time, which is often the case.

@amandajunecesarano7423 5 ай бұрын

@@TheShauNanigans I get that. But most people don't realize that alot of times training dentists can be involved in your treatment regardless of who is your primary dentist. If you go under, your primary doctor may be overseeing the procedure but its a training dentist actually performing it or a part of it. You can specifically ask who will be involved in doing the procedure but most people don't know to ask.

@TheShauNanigans 5 ай бұрын

@amandajunecesarano7423 That's good to know. If I have someone in training doing the procedure, I shouldn't have to pay as much for it. That's all I really care about.

@Sarah-cs3id 6 ай бұрын

Before I dated my long term boyfriend, my dad sat me down during dinner and asked me “how would you feel if he dated someone else?” And that solidified my feeling for my yet to be boyfriend. Great advice Miles

@FrabjousDawn 6 ай бұрын

Sarah is right about the toilet flushing! Some toilets even have "half flushes" for water conservation. Basically, all the water in your plumbing is purified, treated, potable water, even in your toilet, so it actually IS wasteful and therefore bad for the environment to flush that water down the toilet, just like when you leave the sink running wbile you brush your teeth.

@justsophia22 6 ай бұрын

“-and he delivered” ✨ fkn got me 🤣 I love episodes with you guys!

@LightningLauriee 6 ай бұрын

Not flushing is definitely a drought thing! As someone who’s lived in California my whole life, I’ve often seen alerts for people to conserve water (don’t water your lawn, limit flushing, take short showers, etc)

@TheShauNanigans 6 ай бұрын

Yeah. I'm a little concerned about Miles take while he's living in California. There is no way he hasn't lived through a drought warning before.

@MsSadieb 6 ай бұрын

Sarah is right, there is a limited amount of clean water, America’s misuse of it has led to borderline water wars in the global south

@Alcnwndrlnd25 6 ай бұрын

Ok shut up, Sarah gets more and more gorgeous every day. I love her! I love both of them together.

@elrondofrivendell3672 6 ай бұрын

I LOVE a Sarah episode! Birdie being in the studio just added to the "hanging with my chill millenial parents" vibe

@futuroid 6 ай бұрын

the advice to take the risk to fall in love really touched me

@beckmannm 6 ай бұрын

I love the fake jealous "who is she/he" bit whenever the other mentions a past paramour, it always makes me laugh!

@journeyofemily 6 ай бұрын

Sarah is SO real for the Busine thing

@miamiamia1010 6 ай бұрын

sarah’s hair is slaying Okaaaay mother

@Grace-qd4uc 6 ай бұрын

Sarah is everything I hope to be when I grow up.... .....I just need to figure it out soon though since we are almost the same age.

@serenitysarah 6 ай бұрын

I frickin' CACKLED at Miles moaning impression of Sarah and could picture it.

@marytaylor9001 6 ай бұрын

The Impulse Shopper Who Then IMMEDIATELY Gets Buyers Regret is so real actually

@thepuppydog26 6 ай бұрын

Noooooooooo!!!! It's super unethical to start dating your patient, and in many places could cause you to lose your dental licence!! Wait until AFTER you've had all the work done, for sure, or ask to switch dentists. It's a red flag if the guy wants to start dating you while still treating you!

@livjm 6 ай бұрын

I feel for the first caller, having teeth problems and having no money or insurance SUCKS. Hope they can get it taken care of soon!

@ralyssa11 6 ай бұрын

Miles we need an update! Did Sarah get her money back?

@PerfectPerson 6 ай бұрын

We hate to announce that girlypop got store credit.

@photostrips 6 ай бұрын

@@PerfectPerson justice for Sarah!!

@ruby8372 6 ай бұрын

Sarah is so unbelievably gorgeous and funny I love the episodes with her ❤️

@skygxzingprobably 6 ай бұрын

i love that Miles always asks the caller how they're feeling before they go! that's so sweet 🥹

@asunbeam5479 6 ай бұрын

Also petition for sarah and becky to start a new mom podcast pls

@xgreydovex 6 ай бұрын

Sorry to squash y'all's hopes, but that's not happening. Both of them (and Miles) have said that they have no plans of making mom/parent/baby content.

@asunbeam5479 6 ай бұрын

@@xgreydovex I would be happy with becky and sarah talking about anything haha

@mylifeaspi1344 5 ай бұрын

New pod series: Candid Conversation, Miles facilitates discussions between two people. Zach tries to come on every episode to try out different facilitator techniques to rank them. He gets banned. Zach sends in Rainie as a mole. People who break up get a free burrito.

@miss_ayla 5 ай бұрын

This is so chaotic and 100% something that NEEDS to happen

@ericagarcia115 4 ай бұрын

Sarah coming in and IMMEDIATELY roasting Miles is proof that they love each other

@eyejay404 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t know that you guys’ dog is LORGE and I love him so much

@paigeppppppp 6 ай бұрын

i heard that when you have the enzyme in your saliva that makes you more prone to cavities and you kiss someone without it, you pass the enzyme to them and they start getting cavities. (This could be totally false I’m not a dentist) so maybe that’s what happened to miles after smooching sarah. I also heard women’s saliva has a lower ph making them more prone to cavities (once again, not a dentist)

@littlebean2494 6 ай бұрын

I just realized who Sarah reminds me of- Mr. Kate Just a bit!

@haley6973 5 ай бұрын

YEAH

@nikki9417 6 ай бұрын

When Sarah whispered “B U ssss” I think I almost shat myself 😂😂😂

@dsch2000 6 ай бұрын

For getting with the best friend: Do it!! I wasnt sure when i got together with my best friend at 19, now were at 10 yrs and getting married this year

@artromba 6 ай бұрын

i am sarahs biggest fan miles u can just let her host from now on like i love u but come on sarah is such a peach

@pasc8699 6 ай бұрын

She is my favourite guest he has had😂

@haileywilson7 6 ай бұрын

This is the first podcast of Sara I’ve listened to and I am in love with your wife, Miles. She is so unbelievably charismatic and beautiful. Y’all are such a good match

@luliwant 6 ай бұрын

this episode healed me. you guys are the best together. it was so funny but also like real and wholesome in the end. love this podcast

@elka_shmelk 6 ай бұрын

i knew ur dog would look EXACTLY like that the second u mentioned his existence. bonsignore coded dog

@avao3914 6 ай бұрын

I didn’t realize birdie was that big

@tawnyew 6 ай бұрын

I'm so glad you guys covered the dental topic. It can be so embarrassing for people but taking about it and relating can feel so validating. Funny side note my dentist made a joke while working on my teeth and I gurgled when I laughed 😂

@Kaihley 6 ай бұрын

Watched this on my way to the dentist. Got me so excited about what could be with a hot dentist.

@sarahliedtkepacker 6 ай бұрын

I think my husband and I are alternate universe versions of you two.....his name is Myles, my name is Sarah, and I also have to get situated at night except I'm the big spoon so I have to adjust myself until I get one leg nestled inside of his and the other thrown on top. Picture a medium sized koala clinging onto a tall and lanky koala like a backpack and you get the gist lmao

@megane6025 6 ай бұрын

I made the mistake of watching this while I ate and I couldn’t keep the food in my mouth for the busine story 😂

@AnthonyScibelli1 6 ай бұрын

I think the idea is you are using energy to purify and treat the water (also after it is flushed it needs to be cleaned, so before and after). Most energy comes from dirty sources, and even if the energy is collected from clean non-polluting sources, that power could be going to transition other still polluting sources. So you are right it is not being consumed/wasted, but the energy used to clean and maintain that water that is the problem.

@Cashhhhew 6 ай бұрын

Sarah looks so bright and glowy with these colors

@MayaDT1010 6 ай бұрын

i love your family (obviously dog included) so much this episode was a joy

@nikhoovie 6 ай бұрын

I was JUST thinking we needed another episode with Sarah!! Can’t wait for this

@bluerbsi2341 6 ай бұрын

Apart from energy waste, wasting water is also bad for nature because loads of creatures live in fresh water... the more water you take out of nature for human use, the fewer water stays in the environment. At the same time, droughts get worse and worse with climate change, so the froggos etc. don't have enough wetlands to live in (amphibian biologist here 😅). The water coming back out of the treatment plant goes straight down the (usually canalised) river into the sea, not back into wetlands.

@TheShauNanigans 6 ай бұрын

Thank you! This conversation is painful. If you are using water, it had to come from somewhere. It is highly unlikely it is going back there. A lot of communities don't even let people recycle rain water, which is crazy to me. I don't know if I would say flushing the toilet is necessarily wasting water in the sense that it was used for no reason. Watering a lawn when you live in a desert would be more of a waste, probably. We likely do not need to use as much water as we do when we flush, however. If you can wait to flush, you should. Gallons and gallons of water are used every time we flush. Unfortunately, our house is a rental, and the toilet clogs easily. Otherwise, I would let it mellow more often.

@abigailwood-bodley5205 6 ай бұрын

You and Sarah are literally the cutest

@TheShauNanigans 6 ай бұрын

I'm so excited for a Sarah episode! I thought last week that she was long passed due. I hope you have her as a live show guest sometime. The people need her advice.

@amyquyen 6 ай бұрын

I LITERALLY HAD THIS DEBATE WITH THE FLUSHING WITH MY PARTNER LIKE LAST WEEK

@zoejohnson7596 6 ай бұрын

Sarah looking even more gorgeous than usual, oh my goodness

@livjm 5 ай бұрын

Da Vinci...you know the guy? 😂😂😂

@desireeanne3129 5 ай бұрын

I 100% see why they are married. They are so good together. Sara is awesome lol & Miles is Miles 😂🫶🏼

@megbdaisy 6 ай бұрын

I tried to Are You There God, It's Me Megan - but god did not deliver

@celiabobelia96 6 ай бұрын

Leonardo *Davinci* 😂

@Strawb_Goblin 6 ай бұрын

Ya he is a character in the movie Ever After. The inventor /painter DaVinci crafts wings for Danielle to wear to the ball and paints a portrait of her, he is like the wise old mentor type whos the stories version of the fairy god mother since it's a universe without magic.

@notmn8210 5 ай бұрын

Sarah's whole presence is so beautiful

@Lexmadison 6 ай бұрын

Going to my neuropsych exam and I NEEDED Sarah in my life today

@louoxley6545 6 ай бұрын

I love Sarah. I love Miles. I can't get eNoUgH of them together! 😍 I'd like to request mooooore Sarah episodes. P.s she looks so gorgeous, it's not fair she's funny and lovely and so pretty, save some for the rest of us 😉

@serenitygp 6 ай бұрын

Sorry that is NOT what I imagined Birdie to look like! That is the dog from the little mermaid.

@azabacheblack 4 ай бұрын

The first two stories had me in tears oh my god busine and the plague 😭😭😭😭😭

@jennac5397 6 ай бұрын

omg I am 13 minutes in and CRYING from laughter I cannot with that chemical peel story 😭😭😭😭

@pamlegaspi 6 ай бұрын

Will there be a recording of the live show that we can purchase? Id love to go but i live halfway across the world 🥲

@LocaPorLosAngeles 6 ай бұрын

Not Busine!!!! 😂 I love Sarah!

@jordbanana 6 ай бұрын

The queen is here! We love Sarah!!

@058Martine 5 ай бұрын

Once again Miles and Sarah teaching me great life lessons.

@ambyrm523 5 ай бұрын

I NEED a Shorts clip of Miles imitating Sarah when she's sick 🤣🤣🤣

@daniellecroce7 5 ай бұрын

When Sarah said “you took a class on poop?” I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love Sarah

@heatherfeather1203 6 ай бұрын

Hey if the “crush on my dentist caller” is found I’d love to donate to this root canal fund!

@chiwithin 6 ай бұрын

SARAH WE MISSED YOUUUU

@oliviajaze8323 6 ай бұрын

I knew Cockateil was a sax player as soon as she said jazz band lol fellow band nerds know

@leopardshadow333 2 ай бұрын

She's totally right about the water. The same resources that cause us to have water bills are being used up anytime you use water, it takes electricity to process waste water, retrieving fresh water depletes the resource in the environment and converting salt water to fresh is too energy intensive to be viable. It genuinely is good for the environment to not waste household water.