Just wanna say there’s a big difference between “I’m going through a lot” and “i got a lot going on”😂😂😂

The last time I told a man I had a lot going on was May 2022. My mom died in March, my grandpa died in April, my sister had a baby in April so I left the state for days to help her, I graduated from grad school in May, I had 2 full time jobs and I was behind on all my bills and I didn’t want to bring anyone into my mess. Sometimes we just have a lot going on.

I feel like Fuhad and James have too many inside jokes that we don’t know about 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just laugh like I know them 😂😂😂😂

James “you at deaths door, drink water 💧” I felt attacked 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣 I felt attacked when they mentioned the women who haven't eaten all day and go to bed past 1am. Lord, I need to stop, lol.

His description of "last boy scout" is just as good as the movie

“You’re on death’s door!” 😂😂Apparently dehydration is something girls have in common across all races

“I got a lot going on” means she’s putting you down easy and hope you leave her alone 😂

A guy not understanding how women feel when they don't get their hair done, is weird. Especially when if they can't get a haircut for whatever reason.....they act like Jim Carrey in The Grich who stole Christmas. 😂😂😂

James screaming at a girl to drink some water is literally me to my bestie every week when she tells me she doesn't feel well... Girl, tell your husband to cuddle you and bring you a glass of h20 and maybe a piece of fruit, damn 🙄

“I’m gonna start acting how I look.” That’s exactly how we feel which is why we have an attitude lol

The attacks got real personal when they started the comparison between ignoring the car maintenance and ignoring red flags because I've done both and sufferer the consequences 💀🤣🤣

I feel personally attacked by the “what have you had to eat today? .. a redbull” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣 I’ve had many a days

James: “When’s the last time you had water?!” Me: sips water “point taken”

Bruh, I deadass bought a pallet of Gatorade because my girl doesn't hydrate. I'll drink and then pass it to her. Honestly worked like a charm 👌

“The thing rattles open!”😂😂 Fuhad tells the best stories

" they just want to be cuddled they don't care about water" 🤣🤣🤣 that's literally me loool. Yes James we just want the cuddles!!!!!

*6 months into watching this podcast Me saying something “Sweetened me” even though I’m not from the UK 😂

I just saw that Bruce Willis clip yesterday...I don't even know why. He was like I see someones been in the shower but your hair is dry. She definitely was gaslighting him. She was indignant! I loved it!!

“i’m going through a lot” = something is going on/happened in my life that is putting a toll on me mentally/emotionally “i got a lot going on” = i’m busy (but could potentially be an excuse for not interested)

I’ve got a lot going on right now, but listening to you guys realllllyyyy brightens my day. 😂

It IS that deep James. I have literally broken down crying out of nowhere because I had to go through the entire weekend without my hair done. I'm 40 years old, and this was a few months ago. It never stops being that serious.

Man said, "I couldn't cut my hair during lockdown & I couldn't see happiness" I'm screaming 😂😂😂😂

Fuhad is the best story teller 😂 Almost better than the movie! And James saying "you're on deaths door!" love these two 🤞❤

Omg I was on the floor when James started quoting Tony Matterhorn Dutty Whine lyrics 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is how life needs to be, sitting and laughing with people you like being around

"Up past 1am and only eat once a day" I never felt so attacked in my life 😭🤣

“I couldn’t see happiness” 🤣😂🤣 legit made me lol

I feel like girls in the USA, or maybe just around me, are crazy about making sure you drink enough water lol. We're all looking ridiculous with a "cute" gallon water jug from Amazon on our desks 😂. Let ANYTHING be wrong with you, not even health stuff, you can say you have a flat tire, and all these girls will ask if you drank water. It's even more annoying because I make sure I have enough water too 😂😂.

It's The last boy scout with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans

"The Last Boy Scout". An ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC action movie.

🤣🤣🤣 I'm the first one to not let a drop of water touch my lips all day and then be like, "That's weird, I feel dizzy".

I love that this podcast is slowly growing

Fuhad is hands down the best story teller😂😂😂 he took us there 😅

The movie Fuhad was talking about was "The Last Boy Scout" Also starring Damon Wayans and Hallie Berry

I don't know why but James gasp at 4:52 killed me 😂

You deserve all the growth and attention you're getting. Your videos have me weak everytime. Respect. 🙏

I feel so called out with the not eating, no water, headache part. Like why y'all spying on my past?😂😂😂

The way James says "water" kills me 😂😂😂

These two aren't even comedians and they provide us with tons of laughter. You rock,guys. ❤️

"If you can stay positive in a negative situation, you win."

I never knew British people actually said Waha instead of water until today I thought that was just a joke in comedy 🤣

Fuhad reenacting the Bruce Willis Scene lmao. That was crazy doe, women wildin'😭😭😭

I'm so happy that I've found a space that actually has helped me with my anxiety this year. God bless you both 🙏🏾 ❤🫶🏾

I'm female and if I say ''I've got too much going on'' to counter a male's interest it is legit I am feeling bad vibes or seeing red flags but I am too scared to say it like that because of what might happen when he understands I'm not interested. x_x

A guy wanted to meet up for the first time and I told him I’m available in two weeks. He got very angry and told me f off. I told him I got a lot going on. That was a lie. I just needed two weeks to lose 12kg before I meet him 😂😂😂. At the end of the day, I dodged the bullet because of his anger issues.

As the only sister and living with seven brothers, I always have a lot going on 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Half of these jokes hit harder because of y’all accent😂😂😂 she wants to be cuddled doesn’t want to hear about water is facts😊

I absolutely loved hearing that Bruce Willis scene described in that way.

You guys 🤣🤣🤣 I hope y'all feel all the love being sent your way! You guys keep us cracking up!!

the last boy scout is a bonafide hood classic

The answer to this for me was due to depression/anxiety or just flat out not wanting to be bothered. I was either tired, hungover, unhappy with where I worked and what I did for work or just wanted to be left alone 🤷🏽‍♀️

I love the movie scene re-enactments - I KNOW no Bruce Willis Hollywood film has dialogue like that, and it makes the scene even funnier! 😂

James at 8:22....GOLD

But some of us really got “a lot” going on. I “listen” to these guys when I’m getting ready for work at 5am

Yo that last one about leaving things to the last minute. I don't know why but I always feel like I can do more things in such a short amount of time, and then I get mad when things don't go my way.

"I'm just gunna start punching stuff" .... broooo 😂

Ain’t gonna lie, as a female, I’ve experienced #2 and the ones like it. The wrong guy texting me, ugh!!! Go away. Also though, it can mean, “I don’t want to talk right now I’m soooo overwhelmed.” Give her a hug and that’ll tell you everything. If she melts in your arms, there’s no one else.😉💋If she resists, she’s lost feelings, if she ever had them in the first place. Harsh but, true.

Lmfao dying at the drinking water and one meal a day thing, its facts, the amount of times I've had that conversation is scary

You're content is wonderfully consistent. Guaranteed to brighten whatever day I have. Thank you 💜💯💜

Bruh you guys made it. So ducking stoked for you

LOOOL this channel and the other randomly popped up on my feed a few days ago and I have been binge watching both! Y'all got me cackling every time🤣

James came for my throat with that deaths door bit 😂

I LOVE your podcast . Makes me laugh EVERYTIME . Keep them coming .

"The just want to be cuddled, they dont want to hear about water." Idk why that made me chuckle SO loud. 🤣🤣🤣

The film is called The Last Boy Scout and that reenactment was spot on.

0:16 I’m this woman, my favorite guy is back 😂😂😂

Ok but eating once a day and goes to bed at 1am.. I feel personally attacked 😂

Omg “break if you’re gonna break “ that’s pure jokes 😂😂😂 8:34

I believe Fuhad was describing the scene from "The Last Boy Scout". He knew his wife was cheating on him. It was freaking intense 😳kzfaq.info/get/bejne/h8uElLGe092qeKM.html

The last boy scout, is the movie's name.

The one time I actually remember saying it to a guy, was when I was trying to figure out if I liked him or not, turns out I didn't (too many icks) so I used it to cut ties 🤷

It’s the “I remember” flashbacks they have that get me every single time! The flashbacks are better than the responses lol!

Love these! Stumbled upon them one day and well, keep coming back. Ps, the movie is called The Last Boy Scout.

Just listening to "the last boy scout" description 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 haven't seen that in years. That part is the start.... man dies anyway🤣

Every video is a banger❤️😂😂

I'm just going to say that when he said 'That's why your heads hurting, you're on deaths door' I howled laughing knowing that he's taking about me 😂 I'm going to think of this every time my husband asks me what I ate today 😂

My brother described "The last boy scout " scene and makes you feel like you're there🙌🏾🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭I can’t breathe! Episodes just keep getting better ❤️

I actually mean exactly that when I say I’m going through stuff. No alterer motive. I’m going through shit with family & my ex assaulted me stuff I wouldn’t want to actually talk about with a man pestering tryna fuck me. These replies were funny tho

You know what's sad, how true all this is, cuz as someone who was raised by a single mother with two sisters, I became the person they vented to, which ultimately made me into a good listener and thus I ended up acquiring alot more female friends than male. So as we would have these hours long conversations and I would also give my own honest opinions from a male point of view, they all eventually trusted me to the point where their telling me the most inner details of their romantic lives and being even more honest with me than they were with themselves. So with All that said I can honestly tell you that most adult single women are still hung up over someone, and they can date you for years just because you treat them well without developing any real feelings for you. Plus women are creatures that mainly focus on self preservation, so yes they will keep other guys as back ups while in a relationship with you, and yes most women will leave a man that treats them well for someone they never truly got over.

James casually saying the intro to dutty whine is my moment for the day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

the dutty wine reference 😂😂😂😂

“…where he’s actually dead. But he’s talkin to the yat.” I lost it

😂😂😂😂😂😂 not the city high quote! i love it here!!!

I’m zooted rn for the first time in ages and one of your videos is exactlyyyy what I need😭

How funny! 😂 Women don’t eat when we’re stressed 😘 drink water your at dead’s door 😂😅 Ordering clothes the night before the event!! 😂😂

The water part👌😂😂😂😂so true💯

It is exactly what it is. I kid you not last year I told this dude that a relationship would not be possible for me because I have too much on my plate (I’m taking care of my pets, I help out with my grandma, I’m also dealing with heaps of school work, my work hours are way too long to make ends meet). He agreed and said that he would make sure that it would be mutually beneficial for both of us. It was not. He went on to be inconsistent, call me at odd hours, did not do anything for Valentine’s, made the conversations sexual despite me telling him that it was too early for all that and accused me of playing games when I refused to give him nudes or phone sex. Happy to say I blocked him and we are mutually ignoring each other.

the way i was exposed cuz i’m that chick who doesn’t like water and stays up past midnight doing nothing 😂😂😂😂

1st time i have ever spit my drink out laughing all it took was " i'm just gonna start punching stuff".

Okay but James is giving in that Jacket today 👏🏽 🔥😍

Why did I feel like James was talking about me when he said “ my head hurts” but she hasn’t eaten for days😂😂😂😂😂😂

The name is the Bruce Willis film is "The last boy scout" Fun fact it was his partner who was cheating with his wife and after being caught got in his car that exploded as he starts the engine. Honestly that movie is a classic and a must watch

Work is working me is new favourite term for feeling stressed 🤣🤣🤣

If I say "I got a lot going on" I usually mean leave me alone cuz I want to take a nap in peace. It's like my vocal "do not disturb sign." 🤣🤣🤣. And yes if my hair is not done I'm damn near in deep depression. That's why I learned how to do my own hair. Lol

Not James signing “Dutty wine”😂 -“Attitude Gyal!, 1 a dem…”

the film is the Last Boy Scout, with Willis and Damon Wayans... Great flick from the 90's

You guys are the funniest duo 😂

Fu's long winded yet vague movie description was 👌