Monet reading Chinese orders like astrology 💀❤️🤣

Monet's intense passion for Chinese food orders is nothing short of INSPIRING.

Bob's commitment to defend us Android users is sending me lmaoo

Lmao I’m glad Monet noticed because Bob stays asking people questions just so she can answer them herself! It’s like when you know someone has only asked how you’re doing so that they can vent once you ask them😂

Bob is right about that Samsung phone thing, I've literally had someone say eww to my phone like an adult said "eww why don't you have an iPhone" 🤣

I've had Samsung phones for 14 years and Iphone users BEEN making fun of me. Bob is 100% right. I just be minding my own business and they wanna start with "iphones are way better than samsung" like BITCH did I ask? Stay over there with your cracked screen, closed source, widgetless, unnecessarily expensive phone.

I like how monet calls Jacob sneaky all the time aaaaahaaaaaa..and Jacob probably just be sittin there like 🤷🏻‍♀ what I even do lmao 🤣👏😂..also..I agree with Bob lmao some iPhone people are really rude out of nowhere lol

I stay getting dragged for my green text bubble. LMAO Thank you for defending our honor Bob!!

The amount of times I've been blasted after texting a friend with an iPhone or in group chats bc the green bubble gives me away for having an android ALL THE TIME!

Bob is correct about iPhone users. I live with one. My husband is constantly telling me I need to get an iPhone. No one except for maybe Google Pixel users would say their camera is better, because iPhone cameras are awesome. The rest of us know that, respect that, and don't care.

100% that has happened to me! I have always used Samsung phone products and got shade from iPhone users. 🤣

Bob is soo 10000% tight about the Samsung people being abused by IPhone users hahahhahah

Briefly dated a guy that was appalled at my Samsung phone. Like, treated me like I was suffering. Told me he'd buy me an iPhone. I said, "Just give me the $1200." He could not believe I was happy with my phone.

Monet having a whole dissertation about chinese food orders lmao

All stars 2 is my all-time most re-watched season. I also have a special place in my heart for S8 because that's when I jumped on the train and it's now my favorite TV show of all-time.

Monet looked good af as Mike Tyson 😂😂😂 we all were hot and bothered lol

As someone who has an Android BOB IS 10000% CORRECT.

Monet’s Chinese food order analysis and fried rice vs white rice diatribe!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm CHOOSING to be gaslight by monet. She don't be droolin...never seen it. 😌

Sneaky little boyfriend 😭😂😂😂 gets me everytime

100% Bob is right it happens

My first concert was The Velvet Robe tour. I was way too young for the show but omg it changed my life. Janet Jackson is UNDERATED in my opinion. And what happened to her after The Super Bowl was utter 💩 !!

Omg please do more hot takes!!! I like seeing your opinions on popular questions !!

Bob: Give me an example Monet: Here is an example Bob: No give me an example that fits within these specific parameters because your example while valid proves my argument wrong Second, iPhone vs Android can be a reference to the operating system. People ask Windows vs Mac not Windows vs Big Sur.

Monet, Your verse on Legends is the BEST audio clip to be produced this MILLENNIUM! I have listened to it all day every day since the release. You are amazing, and thank you for your artistry!

Bob is so right about Iphone users, its such a classist thing too, they're mad you are not spending as much on phones as often as they are.

There are a few group of blind fanaticism that I just literally will not even entertain arguing with: Apple, Disney, Nintendo, Chipotle. I don't know what it is about these specific brands but people make it a lifestyle

I experience the opposite-Android compatible phone people are hella defensive on how much they hate Apple and Apple products. People complain to me often on how Apple is expensive and you can’t customize it or whatever. Like relax, I’m not an engineer, I’m just watching KZfaq, scrolling IG, and it’s what I prefer.

The janet jackson and kylie minogue disrespect is far too much. 💀💀💀

@Bobthedragqueen I work part time at Target and after you announced you had a shirt, I brought it the next shift I worked. It may have sold out because I lucked up with getting the last shirt in my size! I love my T-shirt 😍😍🥰🥰

The Android (sorry Bob😉) vs iPhone debate happens ALL of the time!!!! Lol. Both sides are snobby.... Esp iphone users 😂🥰 but Bob is right in this one. PS... I'm a MOTO type of chick!!

What's the clip bob referring to when bob was trying to buy a lung and monet just said do you like my manicure I want to watch that 😭

There's a character on this Australian prison drama 'Wentworth'.. Doreen, she's unfortunately the stock black character for 2 seasons... She looks SO MUCH like Monet! Everytime something happens to that character I'm like "oh no whats Monet going to do with her unplanned pregnancy"

As an iPhone person I have made fun of someone with an android phone unprovoked. My best friend was saved in my phone as “Galaxy Lover”

Im with Bob. I've had a iphone and got picked on for having a iPhone 6 and not the latest version.

Damn now I'm craving Chinese food lol, and I always love the banter between Bob and Monet 🤣🤣🤣

Hey hey! So I cook on a food truck on a military base, feeding people from literally all over the country and even international squads from time to time. Mayo on breakfast sandwiches is way more common than not. Hot sauce is a common request also. Very few ask for ketchup, and many African Americans seem to prefer a jelly on theirs. Enjoy this mostly useless information :D

LuvUMo! u know Bob don't listen, and (s)he ain't Neva Wrong, Periodtt!

as if bob isn't the QUEEN of not listening to people, just watch purse first impressions lol her guests just be talking to the wall sometimes lmao. i find this so fascinating about bob, she'll point something out that monet does but won't recognize that she does it herself too!! perfect example of this is the wikipedia thing at around 18 mins, she couldn't say anything back bc she knew monet was right lmaoooo. i know its all jokes btw and its not that deep, i just think its funny!!

yup, you cannot have an android in the US without getting made fun of. and I've had both iphone and android. since switching to iphone, no one ever once commented on my phone.

27:56 actually I hear IOS a lot, idk about this one Bob

My Chinese food order is small vegetable lo mein (no mushrooms), small shrimp fried rice (hot/spicy), and half an order of crab rangoon.

Not me eating Ketchup on my eggs while watching Monet tell me not to eat Ketchup on my eggs 🤣

Lmao Kylie Minogue popped into my head before Bob said her for overrated divas

I’m so glad I found this pod. I’m listening from beginning. Even tho I don’t keep up with drag race. I love bob and Monet

Monet won the phone talks though. It happens all the time. Galaxy people talk smack over iphone people about widget and camera all the time. The iphone people clap back with fix your ig story font. They’re so petty I love it.

I had a wrong number make fun of my "Android" phone once!

THE WAY I CACKLED AT “YOUNG ADULT CHILD” xD

I got "bullied" (jokingly of course) by my friends to get an iPhone for years. So it's definitely true hahaha

I think iphone ppl complain about non iphones because apple has made communicating with non iphones uglier.

As an android user Bob is telling the truth lol

Bob is right about the iphone people looking down at us Samsung users. It has happened to me many times.

The way Jacob be trying to expose Bob likes he’s on Monet’s payroll is insane lol

As someone that has had both android and iPhone people just be fighting to fight

General Tso’s chicken extra crispy, and I need the lunch special so it comes with an egg roll lol

1000 percent this happens, I thought I was the only one who got "bullied" by iPhone people.

Bob is right with the phone debate...💯 and yes, Camra Zoom is crazy on my samsong.😆

Bob and I are the same. I always get the same things at the same places.

Always entertaining! I'm with BoB on the seafood and the Catfish. BTW: Catfish is not just a country thing.

All the time Monet! I don’t say shit about my cam, only when people give me grief for having a Samsung

Monet just fucking going on the longest stories possible. Monet describing these food orders is like Rose telling a story about St. Olaf. I am stoked and cackling

Bob turns up the gaslighting when he’s wrong and he knows it lmfao

I’m an iPhone user and there have been MULTIPLE times where android users have been like “oMg whY arE yOu uSinG an iPhOnE thEyRe sO exPenIsve foR no reAson and not eveN gOoD” and then talk about some techy shit I don’t care about. Girl it’s about the USABILITY BETWEEN DEVICES. GIVE ME FACETIME. GIVE ME AIRDROP. I DONT NEED A WIDGET GOODBYE.

The iPhone argument made me switch from Team Monétion to Team Bobblehead

Moneťs Crowned Queen look was a hood masterpiece! Her Snatch Game Martin Lawrence, as Shenena was good! 🙂

ChineseOrdersOlogy! Luv the way Monet says "Haaaayyyyyaaahhhh" for hair.

Your order sums you up as in you prefer American Asian food rather than Asian food. It’s all good we all got our tastes, Bob

Yes! Can confirm iPhone users are constantly commenting on Android phones! And then when they try to tell you to get an iPhone and you say no you hate them so many of them losssse it! 😅

I think I once didn't get sesame chicken and I regretted it. So for the last 15yrs I've always gotten at least one order of sesame chicken. I love it so much. And in school we had a stand you could buy food from. The lady knew my lunch order before I even got there. For years I got 2 oatmeal pies, a chocolate milk and an ice cream sandwich. It was 25c cheaper than the regular lunch.

Bob is 100% right about Android!! Speak on it!!!

my go to order slwsus cream cheese wontong , 2 veggie egg rolls , spicy orange chicken with fried rice and veggies .

I never saw an android person making fun of an iphone, but iphone people love to shit on the android cameras. Girl you paid your phone a thousand dollars (whitout the charger), no shit it takes great pictures

16:50 _'Wait, what's an adult child?"_

I get that mayo is polarizing, but it’s made out of eggs. It makes total sense for it to be on a breakfast sandwich

Monet gatekeeping Chinese menu's is iconic.

My fam orders chinese food with the expectation of leftovers. Food for 8 when theres 3-4 eating, extra snacks and meals for the next few days. Beef n broccoli, white AND fried rice, chow mein, cashew chicken, sweet n sour pork and maybe a chicken n broccoli or sumn new. Order for tomorrow for SURE.

Not Viacom not even letting them mention the season Monet is currently on 😭 this ain’t right

Singapore Mei Fun with an $1 extra shrimp. Large Wonton Soup and I’ll ask for Chinese mustard to put in later. Chicken with mixed vegetable curry (special order it’s not regular Chicken Curry). Fried chicken wings with ketchup, hot sauce, and ask for Chinese mustard to add on later.

I’ve had the exact opposite exprience with Android vs iPhone. Whenever a new iPhone or iOS comes out, here come Android users yelling about Android had it first, Samsung had it first. And they’re always trying so hard to prove how much Android is better than iOS, talking about gigahertz, RAM, megapixels, whatever. Never have I seen iPhone users doing that.

me and monet have the same chinese food order

Sometimes they be arguing just to argue

I bought your shirt at Target, Bob!!!!!!!! Love it!!!❤💛💚💙💜

Omg Monet you truly were my favorite but the Janet Comment NOOOOO!!! How dare you!! Janet is the queen!!! Lol

I have a Samsung and this is so true. BOB was 10000% correct

Yes, people make fun of android phones and it’s a result of many different factors. For starters, around the early/mid 2000s Apple began to shift there brand to be more luxurious with the iPhone being its crown jewel. While android phones are of comparable quality, thanks to apples marketing, the iPhone become synonymous with luxury and status. This, today, over 50% of Americans with smart phones use an iPhone. Because of this, when developing for mobile, many American tech companies choose to develop for iOS first and put more resources towards their iOS offerings further exasperating the gap between Android and iOS.

Fried shrimp rice w fried chicken- 6 piece xtra crispy 2 egg rolls 😂

I was definitely made fun of in middle school for having Samsung 😭my parents were not paying for an iPhone

Bob is absolutely right about the Samsung argument

Ugh when ur favourite local food spot closes down, the worst 😫 So many of my fave restaurants in my neighbourhood (Toronto) closed becuase of the pandemic. Its honestly depressing.

Not me ordering beef and brocolli on the regular 🤭 Monet didn't finish her thought - what about that makes me particular? 💀

29:00 Bob is so difficult here, again. He always just focuses on one scenario and forces it so much to prove a whole group of other scenarios.

Mayonnaise is life! Best Food only!

Monet I COMPLETELY agree on the Chinese food order saying a lot about someone. I consider myself an egg roll Aficionado & if a place has trash egg rolls? Nope. Never again. My order is usually: gen tso chicken light sauce, white rice OR house fried rice, extra orders of egg rolls, pint of chicken lo mein sometimes for the next day. I'm the same about always ordering from the same place once I find that one place that does it right. Why mess with perfection?

Yes I agree with Bob I have got is for not having an iphone!

My chinese food order-Two egg rolls cooked well, Egg Foo Young with fried rice and brown gravy, and I eat mine with hot fries YES the yellow bag of chips. I wont be judged 🤷‍♀️😂🖤

Chinese order: White rice Chicken & broccoli ( I prefer my broccoli from the beef and broccoli I just don’t like beef… I guess marinated) Chowmein KungPao Chicken is so dank.

I had Chinese food being doordashed right as i started watching this ep lmao

I switched over to iPhone after years of having an android and the whole time switching my family would make snarky remarks about how bad they are and tried to convince me to stay with my android. To this day when I come over they just constantly give me shit for it.

Generals Tsao chicken with BROWN rice all day every day.! Thank you Colala in crown heights Bk!! 😂😂 Also- is Bacon egg and cheese on a roll at your fav corner store uniquely an nyc thing?

Got merciless bullied in art school for not having an iphone. Co-worker of mine brought up last week how being the only non-iphone user at his last job caused constant problems, apparently android users mess up the group chat with different emojis/features. Why did he bring it up?? iPhone person at work was ragging on us for not having iphones. Bob ain't wrong.