Thank you so much for including my speedrun that took 2 minutes (and the shitposting that took 30 minutes)
@melancall5960 Жыл бұрын
Real ones still use Action Movie FX from 2012 lmao
@GuessIllDie Жыл бұрын
So letme explain all of your shitposts First: ultra 4 kill 2 Second: nail magneted hampter Third: beat all people on gmod with hand Fourth: squidward vs sisyphus on hurting competition And fifth: most scariest out of all scariest jumpscares the :PREPARE THYSELVES)
@Cahrssomething Жыл бұрын
Ultrakill players in the middle of the woods performing the weekly ritual of going to a random dictionary page until they get a speedrun category %
@panz33462 Жыл бұрын
faith The unholy Trinity basically
@FlashAm Жыл бұрын
I love when he does a slam storage, instead of sliding (like intended) he dash jumps
@Storse Жыл бұрын
same
@juanpa4313 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@keithpod123 Жыл бұрын
That triggered me so much 😂
@Sir_GrimReaper Жыл бұрын
you're supposed to slide? oh
@giulgu17 Жыл бұрын
OH THAT'S HOW DO IT?
@metalurgent Жыл бұрын
Ultrakill speedrunners are just build different. they will literally jump into pure darkness and know exactly where to go
@night9_ Жыл бұрын
Truly a p-1 moment of all time
@monkeycat6408 Жыл бұрын
P-ranking P-1 on Violent do be doing that to a mf
@cumcer61407 ай бұрын
Thats like every speedrunning community, look at half life 2 for example. Beating a whole chapter while not even looking at where you're going half the time
@elitemetropolice4551 Жыл бұрын
10:41 i cant believe they actually made this a speedrun category wouldnt exist without you lmao.
@combinefan2006 Жыл бұрын
2:14 he did it.. he said it right
@ZesTofthelemon Жыл бұрын
tbh i never expected it to be pronounced "blowhigh", i've always heard it as "blahah"
@combinefan2006 Жыл бұрын
@@ZesTofthelemon i think it's because people see å as just a funky a when it's not
@ZesTofthelemon Жыл бұрын
@@combinefan2006 i mean in their defense some accented letters like umlaut a just end up being the same pronunciation as the original letter in the same context (i.e. "Me" in Finnish = Minä, but the name Mina, with no umlaut, has the same pronunciation, despite originating from something else entirely) But fair enough regardless
@erikdahl6861 Жыл бұрын
I REALLY appreciate that he cared to pronounce it right... but If I were to nitpick I would say that the å isn't an "o" exactly. It's an o with your tongue at the bottom of your mouth. Still, really appreciate it.
@drneotech7254 Жыл бұрын
I always said it like "bla hage"
@Koopahunter197 Жыл бұрын
Oh, dang, thanks for featuring my run! Mentioned it in the video description, but my run probably took about 45 minutes worth of attempts and learning. If you're curious about fishing from the elevator shaft fishing, I _wanna say_ it's technically a bug. Running far away from the bobber before getting a hook usually breaks your line, but getting teleported back to the shaft from the water for some reason doesn't; so, I abuse it just for the sake of consistency. The added distance means I pulls the Blahaj out of the water right away, which makes it so I don't have to do the entire reeling minigame! It's just as fast, too, since reeling in is based on a timer rather than distance. Make sure to check out CausticSundew too, who I believe is the record holder. They've got a much cleaner 13.368, and they're where I got the strat from!
@bloxcomic6377 Жыл бұрын
fish
@2D_Emerald Жыл бұрын
YOU'RE THE TERRARIA OST GUY!
@Koopahunter197 Жыл бұрын
@@2D_Emerald That Would Be Me !!
@niveth1 Жыл бұрын
Silly got 2.306 seconds when he did the blood waterfall speedrun, he didn’t pause the timer though. I guess it still counts though, you won!
@loj225211 ай бұрын
ONE MILLISECOND
@deadwhitedragon9751 Жыл бұрын
The fact that you don't dash jump before doing slide jumps, but dash jump when doing ground pound storage causes me emotional damage
@Westaxle Жыл бұрын
I was under the impression that that first bit in 1-3 was supposed to be water but some people claimed that is not so idk bruh, but the idea was that u have to grab soap and then jump into water as fast as possible. (that bath% category is not official obv)
@x8c8r Жыл бұрын
in 2-3 if you turn off the water in the main hub due to lighting it might still look like there is some water in the pool it looks really similar to 1-3
@smithbabies7886 Жыл бұрын
Speedrunners in a nutshell: Spend 10 hours training to do some thing in 10 minutes
@aso3094 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Exquisite! I was waiting for confusing speedruns. Nice.
@BoxFoX2139 ай бұрын
there should be a hampter% for the fastest time to pick up the hampter in 5-2
@vlad980 Жыл бұрын
He clearly likes it!
@EllipsisMark Жыл бұрын
6:53 Of course, speed running is seriously business.
@KingTwisted Жыл бұрын
Don't worry about the P-2 D-rank lol, I got a D-rank on my first time beating the level. Right now I have an A-rank tho
@TheKingOfShortness Жыл бұрын
sillyaw speedrunning has got to be the saddest thing i have ever seen
@nyoplus Жыл бұрын
your "slide jump" is giving me anxiety
@snuffow.1218 Жыл бұрын
*how do you get blow high from blahaj?* edit: *IT'S BLOW HIGH?? I REFUSE!*
@MrSpace5260 Жыл бұрын
“prepare thyself” LMAO
@nooblangpoo Жыл бұрын
lowincomehousing% grind time
@Dripdrip359 Жыл бұрын
I actually speedruned it
@SN1PEZ_YT_TTV Жыл бұрын
Low income housing records are being sent
@funnydog87426 ай бұрын
you got 2.404 seconds on the taking a shower in the blood waterfall, i got this time from the very first frame that you touch the blood water.
@StavDev Жыл бұрын
You beat the world record for ther bathe in blood%, gg
@cammkids96448 ай бұрын
the bathe in blood % record that he tried looked close to the record time, so I slowed down to 0.25 and looked closely and it turns out he beat the record. the world record was 2.037 and his time was 2.246
@F6272A11 ай бұрын
6:08 Dude got luck and get 777 ms
@theidiotssoapbox12197 ай бұрын
Thank you for pronouncing Blåhaj correctly :]
@user-wb2zd7ln8i2 күн бұрын
bro lost the chance of putting a png of minos prime saying "PREPARE THYSELF" at the end
@highoctanesynx7950 Жыл бұрын
New sandbox speedrun idea: crash the game%
@icommitdie87567 ай бұрын
letting you know, Nuking is easier with rocket and malicious rail
@galelululu Жыл бұрын
lowincomehousing% boutta go crazy
@TheNotSkull Жыл бұрын
0:02.237 i think you beat the wr for the blood water fall
@oneoddturtle Жыл бұрын
"Ultrakill but every enemy has double hp and size..."
@jhxc64 Жыл бұрын
I reallly gotta play this game at some point lmao
@T.r.a.i.n Жыл бұрын
5:00 2.372 great job
@KZGames9967 Жыл бұрын
is it sill-yaw or silly-aw?
@I_agree Жыл бұрын
My favorite stuffed shark the *blow high*
@jasperwashere Жыл бұрын
did... did he just say blow high
@mouthiess Жыл бұрын
Mississippi% oh boy
@Kvjesm2 Жыл бұрын
me: blahaj silly: blohaw
@pot-wielders4 ай бұрын
A “blow-high?”
@deksterr Жыл бұрын
he is sitting here shocked
@EMan-xj5cz7 ай бұрын
No insult but the way you end your slam storages angers me but I do love how people are actually running lowincomehousing%
@Milk_just_Milk Жыл бұрын
1st speedrun time: 6 second 2nd speedrun time: 25 second 3rd speedrun time: 2.404 second 4th speedrun time: 0:00.039 millisecond 5th speedrun time: 0:00.776 millisecond 6th speedrun time: No time 7th speedrun time: No time
@nextal_8 ай бұрын
bro is calling bla-hahj “blow high”
@nextal_8 ай бұрын
also i was saying blahaj how it was pronounced
@sillypilly1111 Жыл бұрын
the level any% in this vid is NOT an any% run. the 0.006, any% u still have to beat the level and get to the end screen, there is no category for a "frame 1 pause" on the timer.
@elia5841 Жыл бұрын
,your time is 2.404 for bathe in blood percent
@herisom7424 Жыл бұрын
THE BLOHAJ SPEEDRUN
@Anasumi Жыл бұрын
I am going to Ultrakill you for even just saying Blahaj like “Blahay”
@bamdad4927 Жыл бұрын
Blow-high? I thought it was blah-hai
@arnorlacreatura2e238 Жыл бұрын
yall saw the next video miniscreen at 7:38 ?? tf you watchin bruh
@bonkrs Жыл бұрын
you probably saw this same thing like 70 times now but to slam storage you need to slide jump instead of dash jump
@sharkrider30454 ай бұрын
lowincomehousing% speedrun
@leonoraarocho658 Жыл бұрын
ima try a lowincomehousing% speedrun
@KillerlinkAwesome Жыл бұрын
Oh hey that’s me
@SSCminion Жыл бұрын
im gonna get the wr for lowincomehousing%
@improbablyfur Жыл бұрын
you’ve been playing tf2 for 3 months😊
@heyitskimii Жыл бұрын
lowincomehousing% love it
@existenceexpired1532 Жыл бұрын
What extensions do you use?
@JohnnyLad Жыл бұрын
blow-high? what
@NAUTU Жыл бұрын
you have to slide jump to do the slam storage properly 💀
@njiko8 ай бұрын
"Blow high" it's blahaj
@Mr_sitck Жыл бұрын
what happen if v1 drop the soap
@exquisiteaquarium9675 Жыл бұрын
This si where lowhousingpercent came from?
@TheePotatoFarmer Жыл бұрын
pretty sure blahaj means shark so it was shark%
@funkyfish7153 Жыл бұрын
do you not know how to slide jump? you keep dashing after a slam storage instead of slide jumping
@SamiTheAnxiousBean Жыл бұрын
completely unrelated but ive seen people misspronounce Blåhaj so much that i got used to the "wrong/non-sweden" pronounciation but the way you misspronounced it was very "unique" xD Good speedrun tho :3
@caesar_cider2777 Жыл бұрын
"what other substance do you use to bathe yourself" you're still using water? get with the times and use sulfuric acid like the rest of us
@Marok_calculator3 ай бұрын
If you Ultrkill speedruner you need 1 time speed run Real live smaller then 0.300 seconds
@nissingramainyu Жыл бұрын
last one was detroit%
@HuyNguyen-gm3ztАй бұрын
2:13 why not just call it bla hadge
@smithbabies7886 Жыл бұрын
Did you just call the ikea blahaj (blah-haag) a blow-high?
@wearebreakingup Жыл бұрын
that’s the correct pronunciation
@Ninja_Oli4 ай бұрын
ahh yes blowhigh%
@normalhumanperson8858 Жыл бұрын
ok now do it in real life
@mlg364lolololol4 Жыл бұрын
2.324 bloodfalls
@lavenderdasillykitty Жыл бұрын
Every trans person silently raging at the blow high % tho lol
@King_Zog_I Жыл бұрын
🤢
@KelpRatАй бұрын
Armboy percent when? 🤨
@kirillzemkov941211 ай бұрын
9:00 dunk him
@cubtogoeshard Жыл бұрын
yes
@sacrifice1006 Жыл бұрын
Dusk soup
@z3rocool8 ай бұрын
blowhigh lmao
@MaybeABanana Жыл бұрын
you beat the wr of bloodfall% (you got 2.2)
@Demo_tf79 ай бұрын
How do you mess up Blahaj so badly
@dylancoolman6 Жыл бұрын
Holyshit 🐐
@BeaACutie154 Жыл бұрын
about the shark thing, it's actually pronounced like "blaw-haw" not "blow-high"
@yan.8043 Жыл бұрын
it isn't typed "blahaj", its "blåhaj" the "å" is pronounced "au"
@BeaACutie154 Жыл бұрын
@@yan.8043 oh, my bad then
@TheGoldenEmpireisHorrid4 ай бұрын
BLOW HIGH%???? bro its (BLUH-HOJ)
@glorplee Жыл бұрын
i hate how he said blahaj
@ariawatson_ Жыл бұрын
my soul hurts the way you pronounce blahaj as blow-
@TalkingRacoon922 Жыл бұрын
The Community is to thirsty for any content. Stop this madness ! Touch Grass ! …Don’t you dare think about the Size 2 Fish.
@de5tr0yr45 Жыл бұрын
Touch grass any% ! !
@kaylobbrutcher9976 ай бұрын
Blohai?
@aydenwold4587 Жыл бұрын
Mayo%?
@krulogestronist6 ай бұрын
blohai?
@TheThirdEmperorOfMalvachia Жыл бұрын
blahi
@guywithstuffs31534 ай бұрын
Someone actually speedran that last challenge you set kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p8xomJSDydenkaM.htmlsi=31FU1Prb-3NPbcvQ Don't worry, there is a very low chance that I am a bot (Edit: I have just realized just how old both videos are)
@The_white_goober7 ай бұрын
btw sillyaw is pronounced blah-haj
@SH4DY42311 ай бұрын
It isn’t pronounced as blohai is is bla-ha-j
@DorkyDogBoy10 ай бұрын
No it's pronounced like Bla High. Blahaj is a Swedish word
@snatch61297 ай бұрын
@@DorkyDogBoybut its made by a swedish company
@glukko8245 Жыл бұрын
You are only one, who says Blahajs name corectly
@guyguiseman152 Жыл бұрын
"Blow high" bro his name is pronounced bla-ha-j
@syedrizal9818 Жыл бұрын
It's the actual pronunciations
@scrunklybonk Жыл бұрын
"blow hi"
@syedrizal9818 Жыл бұрын
Correct pronunciations
@digitalizedmind6784 Жыл бұрын
sillyaw: this ones called blow high percent every transgender viewer: >:( edit: thats the correct pronunciation apparently
@SoMSoMreal Жыл бұрын
Why transgender specifically?
@digitalizedmind6784 Жыл бұрын
@@SoMSoMreal because trans people love blahaj
@ruphite9521 Жыл бұрын
Bro everyone loves blahaj
@digitalizedmind6784 Жыл бұрын
@@ruphite9521 only true within the ultrakill community i suppose