Sad that this was trimmed down more than previous installments in the series. But glad the series still has continued to exist as a yearly tradition.

I think at 3:30 it means it should be referencing The Game, which is a game which everyone is playing all the time even if they don’t know it, and the point is to never think about The Game.

My jaw dropped as soon as you started talking about the poor dolphins. 😂

The lack of silver ore, when there is copper and gold ore, is low-key cursed ngl, they should have some magic application since silver has a history in magic.

I think the one that asked for a splash text referencing the game meant referencing "The Game", not Minecraft itself.

For the record gold isn't poisonous, it's very soft and inert so it has little to no effect on the body. In fact, foods that are coated or sprinkled with gold are infamous luxury items So the suggestion of removing the golden carrots was both bad and scientifically inaccurate

YES I love this series OMG a Netherite anvil sounds like an actually GOOD IDEA! It could perhaps last a lot longer than the normal anvil and deal more damage when falling on people's heads! Additionally imagine if it REMOVED the "too expensive" thing OMG

Mending 2, all it does it does is add java elitra breaking mechanics to an item its applied to so if the durability goes to 0 the item is just unusable. To fix the balance issue, only put them in end city chests with the rarity of end armor trim. This would place it firmly in the end game category, and make it an adventure to find mending 2 for all your armor.

I don't think the "man" in "Enderman" has anything to do with gender anyway. I think of it like a play on the word "Human". They are human, but altered by the End, thus, Enderman.

The math Enderdragon fight should be in Education Edition instead.

Nothing will top when, way back in the day, a huge portion of the Minecraft community was screaming at the top of their lungs in opposition to smooth lighting being added to the game, because according to them it wasn’t “Minecrafty” enough like the old blocky lighting. Sometimes, far too often, the Minecraft community has absolutely no idea what it’s talking about.

The difference between the golden carrot and the cookie is that golden carrots do not exist and most people don’t have easy access to horses, whereas both cookies and birds (pet and friendly wild ones) are both easily accessible. Remember what happened to clown fishes when Findjng Nemo came out, and suddenly Mojang’s logic makes much more sense.

I wasnt expecting to find my post here 2 years in a row. I made the post about the bones and flesh in your inventory and the sanctioned russian players not being able to trade

Suggestion. Farmer villagers harvest crops. Wandering traders hold leads for lama as well as drink an invisibility potion and milk. And that’s it. The other villagers do nothing. So here’s my suggestion. Have the others do something special depending on their jobs. Fishermen will go to a body of water and fish. Librarians will take and put books in a chiseled bookshelf (they have an inventory of books they can have. You cannot get infinite books from them.) shepherds will shear sheep. Leatherworkers can breed and kill cows that are in the village. Clerics can drink potions like witches such as fire resistance, water breathing, stuff like that depending on the situation. Armorers can put on armour when an enemy is nearby. Weaponsmiths can randomly attack enemies when running away from them. Toolsmiths can mine for ores. They won’t actually mine them. They’ll just go near them with a pickaxe and the blocks breaking animation will play. If a target block is nearby a fletcher can shoot arrows at it. Also, another thing. Librarians, are very op. They have very op trades. Mojang tried to fix them by allowing them to trade these items in different biomes. But I think it doesn’t really help all that much. They did fix the armorer pretty well by selling diamond armour. And needing diamonds to buy them. That way, it would still require diamonds to make armour, just cheaper. So why not the same for librarians. If you want to buy an enchantment. You can, but instead of travelling to another biome. You need to give them both emeralds and diamonds. Not only will this balance it out. But it’ll also make diamonds more useful. Because once you get full netherite armour and tools. There isn’t really much need for more diamonds.

I hope mojang adds fireflies and u can catch them in bottles getting a *Bottled Firefly* then combine them with chains to get a *firefly lamp* that you can hold in your hand to light up your surroundings without having to place it

Some men want to help the game others just want to see the world burn

Outro joke was indeed a joke, 7/10. 6:30- Well, I received my answer as to if Toycat is okay; no, no, he is not. Oh well, glad you got a solid laugh, anyway, man? 😅

Mojang: Eat some literal gold, it gives you superpowers! Also Mojang: Sorry, we can't add fireflies, they're poisonous to frogs!

The fire resistance on meat actually could be cool. Not only a neat systemic mechanic, you could have it take like twice as long to cook and is destroyed in the process, but you'd get a ton more XP. Sot there's a good way to farm XP without necessarily having to automate things.

Yay, this is the video I look forward to every year and I forget about it every year until it comes out

Im suprised how dissapointed i get at some of these top 10 lmao, but there were some absolute masterpiece suggestions beforehand honestly feels like it was so recernt your last one of these videos and streammas, this year has really gone fast love these videos lol, i cant believe you read that entire dolphin post...........

I love how as he’s reading some of these, it looks like he’s frantically rubbings his hands on his pants like saying these suggestions out loud on camera gives him a nervous tick

Comforting crying obsidian is hilarious 😂😂

The horses eating gold is actually a reference to the ancient greek horse Arion, who ate gold. Also there is splash text saying also try minecraft.

I loved this video Thank you Good Sir 🎩 The 1FPS PowerPoint transitions was hilarious! 😂

Honestly I like the silktouch mob idea. Should even be possible to do so with datapacks. Unfortunately I'm too lazy to learn datapacks and do that myself.

I love these every year toycat. Thank you for continuing making them

Addendum to the looting working on players idea: make it where it makes them drop items even when keep inventory is turned on, and the higher your looting level the more of their items get dropped

How has it already been a year since the last video of this? 2023 flew by way too fast

This is the thing that keeps me going every year. Knowing this is waiting me at the end of year gives me strength

I remember buying the console version of Minecraft for switch a week before the bedrock version came to switch. Probably the best use of it for me is that customizable super flats are actually a thing

This video brought me back into the minecraft community, thank you toycat!

I have fond memories of watching these videos. Thank you, Toycat!

I’ve been waiting forever for this video!

On one hand - I understand that half of those exaggerating things that big companies've done in last few decades, and people acting childish. On the other - I understand why it is that way, and not only that - I agree with meaning behind those posts, because this trend of companies being as "friendly" as they can, while not caring at all is annoying as hell. They're essentially min-maxing.

Realistic dolphins and heart shulkers is terrifying💀

Every year I'm so excited for another one of these because it's always hilarious, haven't even watched the video and I KNOW it's gonna be great

Holy crap, it feels like 2022's version of this video came out like two months ago. 😭

Oh this came a bit earlier than I expected, I thought these usually came around Christmas

If Steve has wet pockets, how can he store lava in his inventory wouldn't it just turn into obsidian in a bucket?

Sure, but if it drops a spawn egg, NO other loot or XP drops, just the egg. Otherwise you could make a loot/xp farm. I'd love to see villagers be able to expand their village. Just occasionally the farmer would hoe another meter, or the butcher expand his pig pen and breed them. Even some mechanism for them to create a new house.

Uh... Silk Touch 5? 🤨 What's wrong with basic level one- "shittiest suggestions" "Make dolphins more realistic" Um.... no. HELL. NO. Just. No.

But we do know endermen are men because they drop their balls 1:01

My favorite, by a mile: “Add fish.”

I almost spat my coffee at the laptop when the Bad Dragon one came up xD

the shulker heart suggestion was unhinged

I think Steve's "pockets" are wet because he stores stuff in his mouth (look at where the appear when he drops them)

My biggest suggestion that could be controversial is Silk Touch II that's capable of making spawners drop. Froglight farming is absolutely unreasonable, and this wouldn't really be unbalanced, as there are better ways to get XP and items. The suggestion for Silk Touch II I saw also suggested being able to collect crops without turning them into their drop items, which I think would be really cool. You could use them as decorations on grass blocks, or even in pots.

The Bit where the Suggestion says "Excuse Me, this is N O T YOURCRAFT it's MINECRAFT" and "Mojang has Rightfully taken back their Game" ALSO MADE ME Burst out Laughing! 🤣

Ah that well that puts you in a nostalgic mood with thoughts of early days of the Minecraft game... It's a sad ending to many of your precious villagers and despite thinking I had stopped my villagers from getting into it ,my Thorns III villager was heard gasping his last ...😞 I had to run back to my base and now the whole top edge is lined with Iron bars.. I suggest that others do the same... When that well was added to all villages at the start it really wasn't a WELL thought out design, no pun intended...

Gold isn't actually poisonous though. It's so non-reactive that it passes straight through the body and then you get golden fertiliser out the other end. Gold is one of the least interesting elements when it comes to its effects on humans. At least on a chemical level, on a social and economic level it has fascinating effects.

my mum said i cant watch ur channel anymore when she heard naughty things coming from the tv

Number one: the dude who suggested the change in copper bulbs

i think the person had a good idea when it came to silver ore. just have a vampire and werewolves update and have their weakness be silver. craft mirrors, armor, and silver tipped arrows. have silver naturally catch vampires on fire. having a enchantment like cleansing aspect that admits a blue flame that harms them and works the same as fire aspect. garlic potions that when you drink them causes a vampire to take damage almost like thorns or can be turned into a splash potion to deal damage against them

Here’s a good idea for Minecraft to add in for bedrock users. Who started with the console version of Minecraft, how about adding the 4J studios version of the crafting table for players to use as a feature for a nice throw back to the old Minecraft Xbox PlayStation editions. As an option for customizing worlds for fun.

13:29 My suggestion actually made it to ibxtoycat's video! I got the idea last year when you did one of these haha. I am still open if someone is interested in those 3D models

I'm sad that I had posts that were in the top 50 but still didn't get mentioned

I gotta stop coming to videos before closed captions can save the day when I just want to escape reality for a moment into ToyCatLand and can’t listen…. But looking forward to this one.

12:14 OMG that is hilarious, I was just thinking about a possible opposite meaning of the word Minecraft earlier today and I came up with Yourscraft too! And then I watch this video 8 hours later and hear EXACTLY THE SAME THING!! 🤣

I drink water at my Piglin trading farm so I can stack the empty glass bottles. Helps with transporting the loot.

This is one of my favorite Christmas traditions.

Problem is everyone thinks they got good ideas meanwhile they are something no one else wants. The moment people stop thinking they are apart of Minecraft’s development team then the horrible suggestions will stop. But they will never stop cause this is the internet.

Silver could be used to make mirror blocks since that's what it's used for in the real world

I think they should split damage in physical and magical type, and create magical protection enchantments

My favorite time of the year is when Toycat reviews shitty Minecraft suggestions! :)

If we cant feed cookies to parrots, then lets just feed cocoa beans to them.

2:46 If you can’t do that, Santa won’t know when you’re asleep.

Breaking clouds sounds like some Terraria shenanigans

I choose to deduce: the fact that they ARE called endermen is evidence enough that in the lore of the game, the people who named them, had good reason to believe that they are indeed "men"

I have a suggestion but I don’t know how to summit it so hopefully you will see this. Dog and Cat beds, aside from decorations they could be used to set a point of reference for dogs and cats to roam around, so that they can actually defend someone based and you are not just letting your dog sit so that they don’t follow you into caves and die. The should be 3 stages, basic 50 block range, and the you can upgrade the crafting recipe like you would a map and with each upgrade the dog or cat can roam more blocks away from the bed.

Honestly I seen the Minecraft villagers more look like Squidward compared to stereotype of Jewish People. 4:17

i bet there is an alternate universe where you can put silk touch on a sword but not on a pickaxe and people think that having a silk touch on a pickaxe would be absolutely ridiciulous

naming any mob "Bin Laden", "Osama" or "Osama Bin Laden" should turn it into a Charged Creeper

Remove diamonds because they are poisonous to frogs…

The Suggestion where the Meat that Has been tainted with Fire Resistance and is Unable to Cook made Me Burst Laughing! 🤣

I wait for these every year! I immediately clicked this!

Ah, it must be Christmas for this tradition to take place again!

The dolphin one hits hard when you consider that they ‘couldn’t add sharks because we don’t want to misrepresent a real life animal.’ Sharks are just beeg dum feesh, and dolphins do the stuff described in that post IRL. They could have made sharks neutral like Polar Bears.

As funny as top suggestion was, real question to literally anyone here: once your performance goes bad because of your world size or outdated phone or smth.. is it going to be fixed if I transfer that world to a way better and performance juiced pc or smth? Or is it done-done for good and you can only play it all messed up and laggy?

What if silver and gold could be made into jewellery like a pendent or ring and these could have special enchantments that are only available on the jewellery? That could be cool if they introduced silver

when you read the commenter's reasons for adding Silver i was perplexed. just... that's it? a block that senses rain and binoculars? what's the use of a device that detects rain? and we already have the Spyglass. an ore more common than Coal just for *those?* even Coal has more use than that! and i came up with a better use for Silver some time ago. let me pitch my idea: Silver Ore would be as rare as Diamond. my idea is to use 4 Silver Ingots to incase an Iron Sword in them, thus creating a Silver Sword; and incasing Arrows in 2 Silver Nuggets to make Silver Arrows. the sword would do as much damage as an Iron Sword against Illagers, animals and the like. but against monsters (Zombies, Creepers, Ender Dragon, and the ones i've come up with), the Silver Sword would be as strong as an Iron Sword with Sharpness 2/3, and if you enchant it with Sharpness, it can only go up to Sharpness 1/2 (same with Power enchantment). the Silver Sword can be repaired with Silver Ingots; but if it runs out of durability, it'd revert back to an Iron Sword - but with half or 3/4 of durability, meaning that you can only use it 2 or 4 times before you have to make another Iron Sword (assuming you don't repair it). Silver Arrows are stronger than regular Arrows when shot at monsters. so what i'm effectively asking for, is a new ore that is just as rare as Diamond, but it's not as strong (so Diamond wouldn't lose any value long-term) and can make just 2 new tools that are only useful against monsters, and you have to make the choice of having a stronger sword or stronger arrows whenever you come across a batch of the material. and it's rarity and limited enchantment pool are a way to balance out how OP it is (let me know if it actually would be). my concept of the Silver Sword and Silver Arrows is so you have a fighting chance against the monsters i've come up with - *and believe me, i want to tell you of them.*

8:57 I kid you not I’m actually breeding axolotls in my SMP right now, it’s been 10 days of near constant breeding from a bunch of people and 0 blue axolotl. I think Minecraft took this suggestion.

the year doesn’t feel like it’s gone fast until i see this video

Finally my fav video of the year

I know a thing will fit all 3 of the categories at once and some more French mode. 0:13

Am I the only one who wants Titanium armor that is between iron and Diamond armour?

Add dark souls bonfires for health regen. Also "YOU DIED" splash screen.

The wet the bed one had me laughing so hard!

no cause some these are actually pretty cool. especially the netherite anvil and silver ore could be pretty cool

Silk touch on a sword drops the mobs spawn egg would be so handy especially with villagers but imagine someone killing a wither or dragon with it and spawning it against you lmfao

12:45 This just screams SAO:Abridged reference to me.

Sad that these are getting smaller and smaller every year :(

Certain gold weights are edible. Just wanted to mention that.

I’m more confused about the “frequently bought together” section on the amazon site because it shows that people buy the ps4 edition as well as the regular bedrock edition, which is dumb because the ps4 edition comes with bedrock already

YAY brah I swear the 2022 one was yesterday

13:32 Lmao the fact he even knew what BD is

Wait! What about the Christmas Eve Stream?!

Remove sticks and stones as they may break my bones, which will make players harm themselves

the actually mob would be useful though, if you cant or wont want to constantly switch from minecraft to the youtube video or the wiki to reference from constantly.

We should get calamari drop from squids or edible squid that can be cooked in a furnace or campfire into calamari. An extra food source.