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@sinazom901028 күн бұрын
Being dribbled by an 80 something years old “dude” is CRAZY😂😂😂😂😂
@maeshelafarren10927 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@nikkinokuphila760727 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@cosmic_sunflower386426 күн бұрын
Imagine 😂😮😢
@tryphosatlotlo653925 күн бұрын
These kids like things 🤣🤣🤣
@petronella_mahuma24 күн бұрын
Dude nagana fela
@RayOfLetsatsi27 күн бұрын
She got dribbled by a senior citizen yoh😭
@mologadimusix22 күн бұрын
😭😭😭
@thashmfiki16118 күн бұрын
Haibo this here comment killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😵😵
@syathokozahlophe901127 күн бұрын
142 years older than her, Mandela did not die for this 🤣😂😂😂😂
@palesambele139727 күн бұрын
”Zuma has been through this process 3 times..” meanwhile the fingers🖐🏽🖖🏾😂😂😂😂
@perthkraya320924 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kagisotlatsana28 күн бұрын
Who else is like me, they did not understand Laconco’s instagram post but now that Simz is narrating it makes sense? The amount of “oooh” I’ve scrome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ramoshabamokanna5828 күн бұрын
I was you my dear 😂😭😭
@kagisotlatsana28 күн бұрын
@@ramoshabamokanna58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zonkegwayi342028 күн бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@nelingwenya425027 күн бұрын
Eyi inamanga lentombazane
@MissCombs151117 күн бұрын
He actually ruined her life. He was her first "man" and she can't get over him. If I were her, I'd take my son to the Zumas, and rebrand herself as a young lady who is available. Manje bit by bit even when a guy THINKS of approaching her she reminds the whole cowntry of Zuma. Bahamba ke abafana 🤷🏽♀️
@priskafundirwa898228 күн бұрын
Dating a whole president and being left broke haaibo kuningi.
@masekoromeo791928 күн бұрын
Zuma is a dead beat father, not supporting his kid.
@nhlanhlanzimande400128 күн бұрын
Yeeeyi kuningi ngempela
@nsilolo597428 күн бұрын
She went in with no strategy. She was just there sisi.
@priskafundirwa898228 күн бұрын
@@nsilolo5974 I would have Ferrari Lamborghini ntoni ntoni . Properties . I don't play . She wasted her virginity for nothing
@vuyokazinkosi381725 күн бұрын
Njani😂
@CallMeKatlego28 күн бұрын
I’m just happy that LaC’s career has taken off and she can now live comfortably and provide for her son🥰
@mm-ju6go19 күн бұрын
She shud now learn from her mistake dat a person career is not his character and especially considering his age b8g red flags
@1phindy28 күн бұрын
"Jacob P.Diddy Zuma" is the most accurate description of the dude.
@noziphonxumalo349428 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@NonoM_128 күн бұрын
Hahaha😅😂😂😂
@Miss_Greatness27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂Haybo isoka lakwa Zuma paid lobola and did all the right things
@blessingmabaso217217 күн бұрын
Uyabheda wena
@dineomametja327728 күн бұрын
😂when you get naked in front of kids, they'll call you 'dude'😂
@nomcebombhele84223 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aarongunnz951315 күн бұрын
But the dude ate a nice fresh cake
@puseletsoish28 күн бұрын
🤣Simz, please if the news is not being narrated by you then it's not a story worth listening to. I love you ke sana and you are the best in this game ❤
@tshepangpaile968928 күн бұрын
No gwede mantashe (ice boys)😭😂😂😂😂 Sanlam 😂😂😂😂 i am not even half way this video and i cant stop laughing. Rizz on a 1000 😂😂😂
@xpnn28 күн бұрын
Ai LaC played her self! That ancestor hit and she walked out with nothing?? Noor man, uBaba has serious game
@SayItAll9128 күн бұрын
Simz is the only person who gave life to that story. 😂😂😂😂😂 as for the circle felt my presence.
@KatMug28 күн бұрын
Heish coz some other lady here on YT tried shem but got upset coz it wasn’t her mother tongue 😅
@missnxumalo11 күн бұрын
The circle part had me laughing alone in my room 😂😂😂😂. Simz is an amazing narrator ❤️❤️
@MphoLephuthi-s28 күн бұрын
It's the scarf for me
@sedikekana28 күн бұрын
Me too😂😂😂😂
@tryphineshumba118127 күн бұрын
It's like she did it for respect to JZ...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, like if imma talk about you, I will do it respectfully.
@noluthandonyandeni788226 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lillybianca418523 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LightHouse3107328 күн бұрын
"That boy" was born in the middle of world war 2😭
@LefenyoEveryday28 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simz that part about Zuma's circle and his future finished me😂😂
@mamellomotaung412428 күн бұрын
Yoo😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nomthethomgojo689227 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚰️
@noluthandonyandeni788226 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KatMug28 күн бұрын
We love you here in the US and these juicy daily updates 🫶🏽
@SimzRight28 күн бұрын
Thank you 😊
@koenajchokwe28 күн бұрын
Not Simz naming Zuma's circle of friends🤣🤣🤣
@nonozi414728 күн бұрын
That part took me out😂
@algreanettespeelman242928 күн бұрын
Lol I ran to the comments kante I'm gonna break my legs coming here 😂😂😂😂
@CharlotteMathabatha28 күн бұрын
The liver 😂😂
@sarahmnyandu662228 күн бұрын
I died a million times😂😂😂 u-Strong u-Laconco xem
@nataschalosper176028 күн бұрын
Yoh😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@shweshwe_k817728 күн бұрын
This commentary 😂😂😂😂 I'm finished. LaConco needs to write a book
@buyisileradebe810828 күн бұрын
She needs therapy
@MamaBearSA22 күн бұрын
Reality show ya gage 😢
@kikilee220328 күн бұрын
😭😭his skin was dropping from his body yoooh 😭i can't with you 😮💨
Girl, you will go under the jail and as management, we will share a cell with you. 👊🏽
@vuyokazinkosi381725 күн бұрын
One pregnant
@MsNandi00127 күн бұрын
jacob P Diddy Zuma 🤣🤣🤣 your narration is world class. I love it
@girlgonewisej27 күн бұрын
“There was a 100 year age gap between them…” bahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@fezilemgcina106925 күн бұрын
“AmaPresident aseAfrica mabi yaz “😭😭😭😭✋🏾
@devrolll28 күн бұрын
😂😂I froze when you said P Diddy🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nobuhle.kumalo939628 күн бұрын
Please wear shades with that scarf uslimaze worse
@mandisandlovu891428 күн бұрын
Abeg!
@nataschalosper176028 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly 💯
@vuyokazinkosi381725 күн бұрын
Please and red lipstick
@sandulelamjana24 күн бұрын
😊😂😂yazi asigrate once
@sinethembamakopeni28 күн бұрын
"Even if his skin was dropping from his body" 😭🤣💀
@tshepangpaile968928 күн бұрын
Isoka (142 years)😂😂😂😂
@Mbuyiselo527 күн бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣 “Insizwa!” 😎 We’ve all taken L’s in life but le yokudriblishwa ibeneficiary ka SASSA🚮
@ZamangweZwane28 күн бұрын
How much did they pay her ??? the timing is just crazy for me
@fifs4sa28 күн бұрын
Absolutely. She was definitely paid.
@jabulilenenzhelele217928 күн бұрын
She us not much of a big celeb to affect votes. And if you have been following her a while, I guess she decided to clear the air because of her new chapter in life and nathi we must not think she is cheating because she has a new man
@dust_za28 күн бұрын
Do you think she was paid for than she potentially wants the attention for herself?
I heard about this yesterday. I didn't realise it was happening in real time. I had never heard of her before that. What did she expect to happen when she was associating with a whole ancestor? What future? All that man has is a past. But you have to give that man props. He has game. Turned her all the way out and blew her underage back out. She didn't leave a relationship. It left her when it was done. It was an unbalanced equation. It sounded very preachy and gave church elder or first lady. Did we really need to hear all this? But we her online in laws are here for it.
@faithmnisi493828 күн бұрын
Online inlaws🤣🤣🤣
@KiTumetsi28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@gofaonemotlogelwa492528 күн бұрын
Blowing an underage back is called p3d0philia my dear...NOT GAME.
@flowerlindz27 күн бұрын
I howled when you said Gwede Mantashe😂😂 and then you mentioned 😂avbob sanlam and i perished mntaka dad
@Pan_Bloom28 күн бұрын
yoh lmfao . . .that part of circle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maropengcandy742328 күн бұрын
No president has as much public scandals as Zuma. His sex life and love life always in the public 😅
@itsJustDia28 күн бұрын
Simz when I get fired how will I buy data???🤣🤣🤣🤣 azange ngihleke kanje🤣🤣🤣🤣 69 year old what???
@Ma_Khumalo28 күн бұрын
I've been waiting for you since early this morning because laba abanye angibezwa kahle😢
@NomondePatani-sv5bj28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@snowzondi869028 күн бұрын
cha impela nami angizwanga🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ZandileNgubeni28 күн бұрын
Listening to Sims is my therapy, love how you narrate your stories 😂😅❤
@MbalenhleB28 күн бұрын
Never a dull day with you Simz😂😂😂 your a true story teller ❤
@mologadihazellegodi862628 күн бұрын
The circle part sent me😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@TheTsikiWife28 күн бұрын
The timing. This is politically motivated though. 🤷 but anyway...👍
@thandocele294528 күн бұрын
My thoughts exactly hey...
@violetseeiso802528 күн бұрын
If the is one thing I learned from Diddy’saga is that we have to be careful with always assuming that people are after something when they express their pain especially as a woman!!
@judithmuna106821 күн бұрын
@@violetseeiso8025 bekathuleleni? Hayi suka
@judithmuna106821 күн бұрын
They really bore me these kids. They never learn nje, bored akahambe nentanga zakhe, leave like a lady quickly and quietly
@phutymaja830328 күн бұрын
Mpotse fela e whole society ya di pensioners 🤣🤣🤣
@juliatladi501328 күн бұрын
Ancient Dragons 😂🤣😂
@Kayb19326 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@namhlatasha24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ice boys
@mashrohingya939726 күн бұрын
I can’t get how funny this video is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Smz is the funniest human being I have ever come across 😂😂😂😂😂
@puseletsoish28 күн бұрын
"skin dropping from the body" yoh Simz ngeke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@namhlatasha24 күн бұрын
Imagine nje yhooo😂
@QueenP08108 күн бұрын
I really cant stop laughing. Wa re P Diddy??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Th circle part kept me in stitches. I watched this video many times...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justkuhle985228 күн бұрын
"to thing about ama President ase Afrika mabi yazi" aybo Simphiwe😂😂😂
@kikilee220328 күн бұрын
😩😭which future was he seeing vele 😂😂yooh simz can we be besties 😭🤣
@nonozi414728 күн бұрын
Not you calling ubaba P Diddy😂
@Peachcobler2227 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@jerminahmotsapi610127 күн бұрын
“ o bua ka bo Gwede Man* “ 😂😂😂😂mbore Simz yoooooooo
@lihleboyce316428 күн бұрын
Kodwa usile mntase angekhe your intro kept me glued to this video😅
@silindokuhlekubheka513727 күн бұрын
You have gained yourself a follower with this video. I laughed my lungs out😂😂😂
@sithobelokuhleamy727024 күн бұрын
LaConco should date Burkina Faso's president. He is young and the right kind of daring ❤❤❤❤plus he is intelligent and powerful
@nompumelelomphuthi292328 күн бұрын
Wasting her virginity for an old old old madala C's of fame..and then said she was not doing it for marriage but her choice 😢😢
@thandekancube321228 күн бұрын
Waisting her virginity 😮 heeeee confused
@user-yp8ri7tz5e28 күн бұрын
Cabanga ubutshitshi buhambile kanjalo njee yooo😭😭
@Mayahbo27 күн бұрын
😂😂
@cebilenkabinde149327 күн бұрын
That girl knew what she was doing but I ain't mad at her though 😅😅😅
@vuyokazinkosi381725 күн бұрын
Yhooo
@aviwegebuza937628 күн бұрын
I was waiting for this video. I knew I was going to get all the juice 😂😂😂
@preciouss_duchess25 күн бұрын
The best storyteller ... ngaze ngahleka 🤣🤣🤣
@ziyandashozi790528 күн бұрын
Simz we love you mntase ❤️ your content is always on point… Much love sister ❤
@Ma_Khumalo28 күн бұрын
Ukhuluma kuzwakale, straight to the point and that's why she's my favorite❤
@sylviamodise388728 күн бұрын
O bua ka bo Gwede Mantashe😂😂😂sizoboshwa Simz. ❤
@Unique2023-27 күн бұрын
New Subscriber here 👋🏾, you are hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂
@stellastar6320 күн бұрын
Not 10043 years old 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂 Simz, you're the best! You would do so well in comedy ❤
@DaughterOfZionLebo28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious! You roasted our 'former' Simz😂
@YouTuber1111126 күн бұрын
The fruits of being an understanding girlfriend and dating a married man. 😭 That NDA was supposed to pay her to shut up, she’s not serious. Yoh I’d be living comfortably ke mna sana 🥲🤣
@Kayb19326 күн бұрын
Yoo I would be rich somewhere across the world
@nthabisengsehlabelo445328 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Simz mara ke eng heh !!! I died when you mentioned the circle
@slindilembhele542128 күн бұрын
The way I love the terms vinky vonko🤣🤣and the birth & wors equipment 🤣🤣🤣 I even repeated that part.
@JeanetteMoseneke27 күн бұрын
Thank you Simz for clarity on this story & the jokes...o re "his skin was falling off his body" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@msvee132026 күн бұрын
Just had surgery don’t know , why I opened this one now my pain is 10x from laughing 😂😂😂
@enhlemthembu124728 күн бұрын
86 9 year old😂😂😂😂 the math ain’t mathing 🤷🏿♀️
@thebpod.307426 күн бұрын
Not Simz being such a goated entertainment reporter 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭 all I did was laughing cos our sister guys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@akanimaluleke221728 күн бұрын
Yeeer u killed me 😅😅😂 definitely following
@kgotatsothobejane676127 күн бұрын
His circle kebo Gwete Mantashe took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@phumimlonzi873422 күн бұрын
Not the bodyguard of Beijing 😂
@Bokamoso_Kaisara27 күн бұрын
❤❤❤Because of Simz ke rata ditaba🤞 Love you Girl
@janesekgota133425 күн бұрын
I had this story many a times and I thank God for raising her from the ashes.This is a lesson to all girls that parents have more knowledge and experience than us.She Lancoco was swepawy by what the old man told him and did not listen to her parents.One other thing was to ask herself,All the women that came before her,why did they live.It is indeed a long queen and all of them have been accused of something.Anyway she learnt the hard way.
@hoppykubs136827 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Bona you just made me understand everything. I went to read whatever she wrote aaaah your version was better😂😂😂 You are funny
@Babes_Womgosi28 күн бұрын
What a woman!! We love LaC
@LoMula_1.128 күн бұрын
They can never make me hate you, ohhh I love you so Simz. You make me feel seen as a fellow crazy person❤
@Leylaswisdom27 күн бұрын
Hi mtase I'm substribing 😂😂😂You funny like that
@peacelover276727 күн бұрын
The president of Burkina Fasoo is her age mate and is not ugly 🤣
@lmkleafintheforest399728 күн бұрын
Skin dropping yooooooo I'm done😅😅😅😂😂😂
@previous63328 күн бұрын
Yooh, you are good in narrating the story. You look good though ❤️❤️❤️
@slindokuhletile948328 күн бұрын
“Under the jail”😂😂😂
@sarahmnyandu662228 күн бұрын
Heeeee Simz o worse xem its "Ice Boy's" dat killed me more like mkhulu gang😂😅😂😅
@zandilenkosi112828 күн бұрын
🤣😂😂all the way. Bathong follow your sisterrrr!!! Ukilled me. She’s your age--she’s lived,uphilile😂🫣Simz uwrongo sana
@juliatladi501328 күн бұрын
Simzzz😅😅"" obuwa kabo Gwede Mantashe that time""".... Naye bathong the Ancients Dragons felt her presence😂🤣😂
@thabilekhumalo-yn8hw28 күн бұрын
Eiy Simz kodwa!😂😂😂
@amanda763528 күн бұрын
The way I smiled when I saw the caption 😂😂😂😂💞💞💞
@lazolayani227125 күн бұрын
Not Pdiddy Zuma 🤣😂🤣😂😂bazoktshisa wena 😂😂😂😂
@MakaEnzoOfficial28 күн бұрын
Let me get this LaConco’s story. She was ok allowing a whole ancestor into her birthing equipment but she was ‘very respectful’ about asking imali from JZ? 😂😂😂😂she has something coming up angeke 😂. Let’s not forget she wanted her cast members to ‘Google’ her 😂😂😂😂. Women that allow their virgin daughter to attend umhlanga are grooming their own kids into unhealthy relationships.
@nsilolo597428 күн бұрын
Simz uphambene maarn...😂😂😂😂 azange ndahleka kangaka, she has been to Beijing
@AnnAdeva128 күн бұрын
Laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂 I am no longer eating while watching Simz 😂😂😂
@Rhee_Fitness27 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I’m in stitches “amapresidents wase Africa mabi”
@Kayb19326 күн бұрын
😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-tx6ph6zb4s18 күн бұрын
Ow 😅 MG uvelaphi thiza ukuhleka kangaka She can't go down you made my night ..Skeem Sam ..everything you said it's entertaining excellent
@maryllstuurman151417 күн бұрын
'Not our tax'...lol you crack me up
@Babymunchk24 күн бұрын
Skin dropping killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
@olamgexu35827 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 kazi wawuthathwaphi yhooo andayihleka Simz mabakuyeke tjoo .
No matter how many times I might have heard a story, kodwa no one reports sgaxa's like Simz Right... I always look forward to watching and hearing your reports Simz ❤💯
@sifisosithole963126 күн бұрын
She can summarise shame, others took them 1 hour to tell this story
@lazolayani227125 күн бұрын
Not virginity gang gang gang 😂😂😂😂ur lines
@marthamolotsi64528 күн бұрын
Iyhoooo 😂😂😂is circle for me.....simz yhoooooo haiiiii mpolaye hape😂😂😂
@sinethembamajola592828 күн бұрын
His circle is who? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hayi Simphiwe
@aggiematlhadisha566628 күн бұрын
Mina I love simz, she is saying it as it is, love u girl
@adelaidesisasenkosi636128 күн бұрын
Simz awukho right tu😂 you killed me when you mentioned Gwende as Zuma’s cycle😭 ice boys🤣