Single Mom vs Single Guy

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Charlie Berens

Charlie Berens

4 ай бұрын

Just too much baggage... (ft. ‪@LauraMarieClery‬)
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@therealpaulallen
@therealpaulallen 4 ай бұрын
Just yelled out, "Oh, and my nipples are completely numb" in the middle of a crowded parking lot just for the bit. Respect.
@bravobrk
@bravobrk 4 ай бұрын
The peed jeans was not enough?
@rustyschackleford5800
@rustyschackleford5800 4 ай бұрын
Love is just two people willing to put up with each other.
@bettywith2girls
@bettywith2girls 4 ай бұрын
So true!
@Roy-ze8eo
@Roy-ze8eo 4 ай бұрын
That's a great excuse to still be single
@wadewilsondp07c31
@wadewilsondp07c31 4 ай бұрын
😢 that’s beautiful man
@derekf5495
@derekf5495 4 ай бұрын
No, that's marriage
@Batmann_
@Batmann_ 4 ай бұрын
This is not what love is and it's kinda sad that people think/say things like this
@cee4985
@cee4985 4 ай бұрын
"That's why God made rain" Wise words 😢
@wutzittouya3765
@wutzittouya3765 4 ай бұрын
Here I thought he said “bran” 😂😂😂
@leilanij2567
@leilanij2567 4 ай бұрын
The pee stain was such an awesome hilarious touch!
@johngaller278
@johngaller278 4 ай бұрын
" so could I 80% interest you..."
@rosecityremodel2015
@rosecityremodel2015 4 ай бұрын
I love Charlie! I think he needs his own tv show.
@_JamesBrown
@_JamesBrown 4 ай бұрын
Na that would cheapen his humor. Go check out the podcast if you already haven't
@vzmkitty
@vzmkitty 4 ай бұрын
I agree however it would remove the control he has over his content and schedule and force him to create skits based on the demands of the network and show schedule vs his own interests. Same for Laura. I think a tv show would be great for us but not for them.
@goldbud2287
@goldbud2287 4 ай бұрын
No selling of the soul …..Hollywood is trash
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 ай бұрын
TV sucks
@Blues40
@Blues40 4 ай бұрын
Agreed! Make a movie Charlie !!
@mattsully2238
@mattsully2238 4 ай бұрын
Well, at least that didn't get weird
@RT-qp8pe
@RT-qp8pe 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@caraeuler2927
@caraeuler2927 4 ай бұрын
I love when you two work together
@twobitsandpepper8235
@twobitsandpepper8235 4 ай бұрын
Tickle my skittle is def better than flicking the bean or any of the other euphemisms, def using that one! 😂
@emilithium1
@emilithium1 4 ай бұрын
it was "fiddle my skittle" which is even better haha
@airgunfun4248
@airgunfun4248 4 ай бұрын
Slappin' the gaaash!!
@airgunfun4248
@airgunfun4248 4 ай бұрын
Mess around with the ham wallet
@airgunfun4248
@airgunfun4248 4 ай бұрын
Tippy tappin' on the hatchet wound
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 3 ай бұрын
@@airgunfun4248 fiddle my skittle is better than "Slappin' the gaaash"
@quillclock
@quillclock 4 ай бұрын
"fiddle my skittle to you" is a great line
@michaelrains64295
@michaelrains64295 4 ай бұрын
Gives skittles tagline new meaning. “Taste the rainbow!”
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM
@MinistryOfMagic_DoM 4 ай бұрын
If the poop is always on Tuesday it's not random.
@jennifercarr683
@jennifercarr683 4 ай бұрын
As a single mom with many cats...I just wanna say the serial killer glasses don't make Charlie any less hot.
@bridgetw3043
@bridgetw3043 4 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 3 ай бұрын
Some people are into serial killer (glasses).
@advancedchiropractic667
@advancedchiropractic667 3 ай бұрын
Wow, good luck with that. Common theme.
@AmadeuShinChan
@AmadeuShinChan 2 ай бұрын
U are catwoman 2.0, catmom, time for a new batman film LGBTQXYZ-conformistic.
@LateAsUsual
@LateAsUsual Ай бұрын
Truth! 😎
@nbooth
@nbooth 4 ай бұрын
"I think *I* do but *you* don't"
@GreenAppelPie
@GreenAppelPie 4 ай бұрын
This needs a sequel
@burnyizland
@burnyizland 4 ай бұрын
"fiddle my skittle while I think of you" I hope nobody missed that, that was amazing.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 ай бұрын
She actually "peed" her pants...there's a keeper, Charlie 🤣
@SiiriCressey
@SiiriCressey 4 ай бұрын
Why did you put pee in quotation marks?
@zemenerrichey1980
@zemenerrichey1980 4 ай бұрын
@@SiiriCressey She was into him, but likely just didn't really have the time or energy to date.
@SiiriCressey
@SiiriCressey 4 ай бұрын
@@zemenerrichey1980 O.K., but still why the quotation marks around "peed"? I don't think she was that turned on.
@zemenerrichey1980
@zemenerrichey1980 4 ай бұрын
@@SiiriCressey Only thing I could think of. Perhaps someone with a more pure mind will be able to figure it out lol.
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 3 ай бұрын
@@SiiriCressey Why wouldn't you put in "pee" in quotation marks? You want to contain "pee" somehow.
@stevefraioli4838
@stevefraioli4838 4 ай бұрын
Charlie, you're brilliant in how you get me to stop being so painfully serious about myself and others' being such gloriously weird, uniquely nutty but none-the-less acceptably genuine human beings. Thank you for the comforting laughter.
@ritasmith9553
@ritasmith9553 4 ай бұрын
This is so funny! Hahaha, Charlie! Love the way you're not ashamed to beg!
@j.robertsergertson4513
@j.robertsergertson4513 4 ай бұрын
I fell in love when she said ,her 3 yr old randomly poops in the driveway every Tuesday,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RCinginSC
@RCinginSC 4 ай бұрын
Here's my question...is it really "random" if it's only on Tuesdays ? 🤔
@JMFP01
@JMFP01 4 ай бұрын
Shit, that's nothing. My buddy's kid keeps eating drywall.
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 3 ай бұрын
@@RCinginSC Yes, it is random if the kid craps on a new spot on the driveway at a _random time_ during the day.
@RCinginSC
@RCinginSC 3 ай бұрын
@@sammiller6631 I stand corrected
@Gerald-vi8ky
@Gerald-vi8ky 4 ай бұрын
Dude thats like a bullet TRYING to miss you.
@cambium0
@cambium0 4 ай бұрын
This expresses why only guys with kids date women with kids better than I ever could
@user-eo8sm7dh6d
@user-eo8sm7dh6d 4 ай бұрын
As always, great chemistry!
@SiiriCressey
@SiiriCressey 4 ай бұрын
About having none at all.
@airgunfun4248
@airgunfun4248 4 ай бұрын
''Fiddle my skittle to you'' What a wonderful thought.
@spamviking
@spamviking 4 ай бұрын
Wrangling toddlers just seems like dealing with smaller versions of my drunk friends anyway.
@FASWORLD7
@FASWORLD7 4 ай бұрын
Thank you Charlie for saving me the headache!!!
@Bored0720
@Bored0720 4 ай бұрын
Love these collabs!
@hadmatter9240
@hadmatter9240 3 ай бұрын
You guys are INSANE! I love your skits.
@christinemarie668
@christinemarie668 4 ай бұрын
Hilarious as always !!
@55TheInTIMidator55
@55TheInTIMidator55 4 ай бұрын
I lost it at “fiddle my skittle”
@VegasViking420
@VegasViking420 4 ай бұрын
"Fiddle my skittle" is crazy
@miguelelliot4511
@miguelelliot4511 4 ай бұрын
Do more of these with both of them
@kyzor-sosay6087
@kyzor-sosay6087 3 ай бұрын
Excellent work.
@Qpoprespect
@Qpoprespect 4 ай бұрын
“Not as much as you clearly” “uAuH UaH uaH!” 😂😂😂
@kipper3309
@kipper3309 4 ай бұрын
Where have you been or where have I been?!?…You just popped up in my, ‘recommended videos’ & I am soooo happy you did!…Just subbed…You are a comedic God❤!!!
@melodybucker3803
@melodybucker3803 4 ай бұрын
Welcome to the gang!
@kipper3309
@kipper3309 3 ай бұрын
@@melodybucker3803 Thank💗You!
@mikelmart
@mikelmart 4 ай бұрын
Great skit but I'd never thought I'd see Charlie at a Trader Joes.
@thejudgmentalcat
@thejudgmentalcat 4 ай бұрын
Definitely her idea 😂
@Bekz00
@Bekz00 4 ай бұрын
That’s where you go if you want to pick up single women that’ll just end up rejecting you lol
@Alaska_MD
@Alaska_MD 3 ай бұрын
These are my favorite.
@dogelife7901
@dogelife7901 3 ай бұрын
This was an emotional rollercoaster
@BillieMO
@BillieMO 4 ай бұрын
coffee hurts
@ShaunHensley
@ShaunHensley 2 ай бұрын
Never play from another man’s saved game. If she’s willing to leave baby daddy, she’ll drop you in a heartbeat.
@glass9356
@glass9356 4 ай бұрын
She seemed nice
@Kelvallontan
@Kelvallontan 4 ай бұрын
Preterit is the key.
@esterhudson5104
@esterhudson5104 3 ай бұрын
Brilliant!! 😂
@daveshore8671
@daveshore8671 3 ай бұрын
Well if she could choose men she wouldn’t be single with 2 kids under 4 years old. Stay away from her. Don’t borrow another man’s problems. No kitty cat is worth that.
@Cyril29a
@Cyril29a 4 ай бұрын
the urine on the jeans at 2:19 is a nice touch edit:Typo
@ritasmith9553
@ritasmith9553 4 ай бұрын
It is really about 2:25. I totally missed that, Thanks!
@2hotscottpro
@2hotscottpro 2 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@brewted
@brewted 4 ай бұрын
Now thats commitment to a role!!
@crimsonraen
@crimsonraen 4 ай бұрын
LMAO This is great!
@joesphschramm3754
@joesphschramm3754 4 ай бұрын
The wet spot on her jeans LOL😅😅
@lilred5515
@lilred5515 3 ай бұрын
I don't know why I thought they were going to compete in something against each other like an obstacle course
@ericfg806
@ericfg806 4 ай бұрын
Laura & Chuck; what an awesome couple.
@willsarapa8020
@willsarapa8020 21 күн бұрын
“If I’ll just go play with my kitty” “Me too” 💀
@TheofficialJaxtonsOutdoors
@TheofficialJaxtonsOutdoors 4 ай бұрын
Every single parent ever
@Bleda412
@Bleda412 2 ай бұрын
No, just the single ones: every single single parent.
@slamjohnson4607
@slamjohnson4607 4 ай бұрын
too real
@MF_Reinhold
@MF_Reinhold 4 ай бұрын
I lost it at fiddle my skittle 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
@jeanneelizabethsimons
@jeanneelizabethsimons 4 ай бұрын
Masterpiece...
@stevematthews684
@stevematthews684 3 ай бұрын
The greatest humor is based on reality and this is great!
@nintendolunchbox
@nintendolunchbox 4 ай бұрын
Touched a nerve in this one.
@user-ks7so9lx7g
@user-ks7so9lx7g 4 ай бұрын
That was really real.
@dreski83
@dreski83 2 ай бұрын
Epic.
@joelh6514
@joelh6514 4 ай бұрын
So funny!!!
@mikesandate3222
@mikesandate3222 4 ай бұрын
Tickle my skittle😂😂😂
@Jacksfishing612
@Jacksfishing612 4 ай бұрын
U like hummus huh
@papasmurf3529
@papasmurf3529 4 ай бұрын
It's not random if it's DRIVEWAY POOPING TUESDAY! Get with the program Lady
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 3 ай бұрын
It is random if the kid is pooping at a random time in a random spot of the driveway each Tuesday. You never know when the shit is going to go down on Tuesday.
@2bitmarketanarchist337
@2bitmarketanarchist337 2 ай бұрын
Painfully accurate
@iveyhierden4856
@iveyhierden4856 2 ай бұрын
I think the best part is the puddle on her peg at the end. lolol. momlife.
@jffry890
@jffry890 4 ай бұрын
We both got buckets of chicken. You wanna do it?
@RigelsOverlord
@RigelsOverlord 2 ай бұрын
I love her
@FutureMartian97
@FutureMartian97 4 ай бұрын
The pee in her jeans 😂
@foxw875
@foxw875 4 ай бұрын
Her: "i have two toddlers." Me: " it's been nice meeting you, goodbye." FTK
@jakeviolet2195
@jakeviolet2195 3 ай бұрын
If she had two teenagers, maybe. Then at least she gave it her best shot. Two toddlers means she couldn't even keep a relationship going with the father (or fathers) of her kids for a couple years... yikes!
@CrabFiles
@CrabFiles 2 ай бұрын
Don't get involved with a Cuckoo Bird...
@dlb-tx
@dlb-tx 4 ай бұрын
I think those two are made for each other 😂
@dougwalton4831
@dougwalton4831 4 ай бұрын
Holy Moly my life guys in 2 1/2 minutes thanks & watch out for deers ....
@turbodog99
@turbodog99 4 ай бұрын
If your kid craps on the driveway, there’s something wrong with you
@KESSLERPARK
@KESSLERPARK 4 ай бұрын
Hey- I like your stuff- your point of view, your writing, performing-- i am down in Texas and after a while we start thinking that the only indy narrative is the Austin muble-cam, north Texas twang- but iT AIN'T - i FORGOT there about the MIDWEST, about all the brilliant 'quick as a wink stuff from our blessed Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, IA, CHI, THE cities,...this video was pure superb talent combined with extraordinary GOOD HEART tell you Mom hello - (Blaine Dunlap)
@PoliticalRegality
@PoliticalRegality 4 ай бұрын
Guys with cats are great!❤
@Celtic_Blade
@Celtic_Blade 4 ай бұрын
Fiddle my skittle is hilarious.
@bebop4one105
@bebop4one105 Ай бұрын
Woodland Hills Trader Joe's. Parking lot is as crowded as I remember it.
@Satjr35031
@Satjr35031 4 ай бұрын
Hey Charlie, she’s a keeper.
@hoopboy_34
@hoopboy_34 4 ай бұрын
yo this viedo is halirous
@darylefleming1191
@darylefleming1191 2 ай бұрын
That was strange.
@BillieMO
@BillieMO 4 ай бұрын
coffee is pain
@joko8451
@joko8451 4 ай бұрын
Are you okay?
@cjhickspe1399
@cjhickspe1399 4 ай бұрын
It's really a midwest love story.
@arnoldjohnson3317
@arnoldjohnson3317 2 ай бұрын
He’s better off alone. Way better off.
@willshad
@willshad 3 ай бұрын
If this were real, she wouldn't even have talked to him for a nanosecond, just totally ignored him.
@FreeMarketFan49_
@FreeMarketFan49_ 3 ай бұрын
This reminds me of a similar scene in Erin Brockovich where Arron Eckhart’s character is trying to pickup Julia Roberts’ character.
@shethewriter
@shethewriter 4 ай бұрын
And he HAS A CAT!
@Waltaere
@Waltaere 4 ай бұрын
Charliee 😃
@inscrutianaII
@inscrutianaII 2 ай бұрын
Thumbs up for the continuity pants wetting.
@terriwalker3994
@terriwalker3994 4 ай бұрын
Sounds to me like it was an even draw 😂
@user-om3gd3yd2y
@user-om3gd3yd2y 3 ай бұрын
You could not have done a better job at describing the last woman in spoke to
@ksiemer7295
@ksiemer7295 2 ай бұрын
I met a woman in a grocery store once...we bumped carts......the worst 12 months of my life...but ...I met a woman in a grocery store once
@tommyanderson-filmmaker3976
@tommyanderson-filmmaker3976 4 ай бұрын
Which Traders Joes were you at?
@jaycole6824
@jaycole6824 2 ай бұрын
That pee leg 😂
@ront9395
@ront9395 4 ай бұрын
My son lived in Sheboygan when he was in his early 20s and every girl he met already had two kids. He had to move to Chicago to meet single girls with no kids. Life was a lot simpler when I got married in 1981. The dating scene would be a lot better if they’d bring discos back.
@sammiller6631
@sammiller6631 3 ай бұрын
Discos would do nothing for the dating scene. Tinder has changed it for good.
@danielfilippov7354
@danielfilippov7354 4 ай бұрын
After them saying all this stuff out loud, I bet some of them ran over to the computer to search it up.
@brotherbruns2989
@brotherbruns2989 3 ай бұрын
That ain’t far from the truth.
@jamiekillian4965
@jamiekillian4965 4 ай бұрын
😂❤
@garryfletcher5835
@garryfletcher5835 4 ай бұрын
A love story
@arthurbrumagem3844
@arthurbrumagem3844 4 ай бұрын
I’m staying away from any lady who likes hummus.
@TheGmr140
@TheGmr140 4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@probuilder961
@probuilder961 4 ай бұрын
Rigorously
@airgunfun4248
@airgunfun4248 4 ай бұрын
fiddle
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