Reupload. Here is a compilation of what Roger Ebert himself considers the worst films he's ever seen. #SiskelandEbert #WorstFilms
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@mamalannightshyaman11 ай бұрын
"you know the budget of this movie was 55 million dollars?" ebert "they must have had some good lunches" Epic
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
I miss them. Really do.
@reneedennis201111 ай бұрын
@@farrellmcnulty909So do I.
@thelostone698110 ай бұрын
Can’t help wonder what they would say about crappy movies spending $250 million plus for production.
@Ravenscroft8210 ай бұрын
@@thelostone6981 I honestly think both Gene and Roger would be sickened and depressed by what mainstream film has become. Thank God for their legacy of GREAT film criticism and honest, no holds barred reviews. We will never, never see their like again.
@titusmccarthy10 ай бұрын
Ebert was jealous. He loved a good lunch.
@commanderkeen378711 ай бұрын
I remember sitting in a movie theater watching Armageddon, parts of the audience are groaning at the lame parts and laughing at the unintentionally funny parts, and then some guy said "Armageddon out of here" and walked out 😂
@musikafossora11 ай бұрын
lmfaoo
@kettle_of_chris11 ай бұрын
I rented it when it first came out on DVD & watched it w/a couple of friends. The second time I started dozing off, I said _Armagoin2beddin_ "Armageddon out of here" must have been epically funny in the movie theater! I bet a bunch of people laughed!
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
@@kettle_of_chris I miss those moments, when people used to shout at the screens. Good old times.
@kettle_of_chris11 ай бұрын
The potential for being in a theater with a fun audience was part of the "draw" (or appeal) for me anyway. Seen some average Bond films I remember as great because of the audience. If you were in an audience where at least 1 person had an infectous laugh, that would cause more people to laugh... When I lived in MD some pretty awful films were saved by the comedy genius of a few young black women. (they made us all laugh) anyway I only mention race because the white girls never said anything. @@farrellmcnulty909
@reneedennis201111 ай бұрын
@@farrellmcnulty909Yup.
@ConnieLynchitzWhoElse11 ай бұрын
"I'm Roger Ebert of the Chicago Sun Times our first movie is called Last Rights and that's exactly what I'd like to administer to this film which is easily the most offensive big budget picture of 1988." Absolutely killed me.
@bilimus_11 ай бұрын
Listening to these guys hate movies is even better than listening to them love movies.
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
Big thumbs-ups to their thumbs-downs, eh?
@reneedennis201111 ай бұрын
Yup.
@pgil1310 ай бұрын
they were doing gods work and i wish they were still around
@farrellmcnulty90910 ай бұрын
@@pgil13 Same here.
@DickDickstein10 ай бұрын
That is the entirety of entertainment content now for "critical" review. 1. Watch movie 2. Complain about movie 3. ??? 3. Super Chats!
@Xayjohns6 ай бұрын
I'm so grateful for Siskel and Ebert, and the fans that keep them alive with the uploads and compilations.
@hookedonphoenix311211 ай бұрын
Agree with them or not, Siskel and Ebert stand out from modern critics by being well-versed in film, literature, and story-telling, and thus give concise explanations as to why movies are good or SUCK. Also, that Scarlet Letter movie sound god awful, and the repeated use of “noisy” to describe a Michael Bay movie is so humorously simple while undeniably accurate.
@tigerburn8110 ай бұрын
Many movie critics, especially in small market TV stations and newspapers, weren't actually movie critics at all. The popularity of S&E led media outlets to create their own movie review pieces in news, and they were often filled with news writers who took the job because they were re-assigned to it, or for the extra paycheck. I remember a story of a small TV station filled the movie reviewer role with a former weekend weatherman.
@tommc36228 ай бұрын
Siskel was a fairly astute consumer of cinema. Ebert was a living breathing "That didn't age well " meme. His opinions miss the mark with consistant entertainment value.
@richardenglish21958 ай бұрын
@@tommc3622 Miss the mark because you personally disagree with them, or because they don't align with critical 'consensus'?
@tommc36228 ай бұрын
@richardenglish2195 No, because the creative effort of many filmmakers are entirely lost on him. Frequently he couldn't see the forest for the trees. Even when Gene points out to him what he's missing. He thought The Thing was a one-dimensional "gross-out" movie.
@hipsville7 ай бұрын
@@tommc3622He was right about The Thing but movies also exist in a time period and when that time changes, reinterpretations can sometimes resonate better with newer audiences. Another example of that would be "It's A Wonderful Life".
@NewhamMatt11 ай бұрын
RIP William Friedkin. I had no idea I was watching this the day after he died.
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
Yes, God rest him. I haven't seen everything he'd ever done, but The French Connection and The Exorcist were a hell of a one-two punch.
@reneedennis201111 ай бұрын
R.I.P.
@bartmix899410 ай бұрын
We lost the weekly Siskel and Ebert show almost 25 years ago and nothing has come close to replacing it. While I didn’t always agree with their reviews, I greatly respected their passion and knowledge of current and past films. Miss these guys
@Grandizer898910 ай бұрын
Yup. Replacing them is as hard as replacing Alex Trebec or Bob Barker. Many will try but it’s impossible
@bartmix899410 ай бұрын
@@Grandizer8989 Alex Trebec and Bob Barker have been replaced and it wasn’t that hard. No one has replaced Siskel and Ebert.
@Grandizer898910 ай бұрын
@@bartmix8994 those replacements are empty suits compared to Barker and Trebeck
@iHeartsNostalgiaPit10 ай бұрын
@@bartmix8994 actually it took a long time to replace Alex Trebek, it only took a few weeks to replace Bob Barker
@colt518910 ай бұрын
I used to watch Siskel and Ebert. And didn't really like the show when Siskel got replaced.
@CulainRuledByVenus10 ай бұрын
Add to the strange decisions made for the Scarlet Letter adaptation the fact that Demi Moore took on an English accent while Gary Oldman dropped his.
@gojewla4 күн бұрын
I think the believed that his English accent would highlight how terrible her English accent was.
@timothymorris15711 ай бұрын
I love how Roger Ebert unleashed his inner Jay Sherman about that shitty Madonna movie by saying that “it stinks!”. 😂
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
Yeah, but WHICH shitty Madonna movie? Weren't they all? EDITED I started watching the clip after I posted my comment and yes, Body of Evidence WAS horrible, but I think it was Dafoe's next one after Last Temptation of Christ (another stinky - good actor, Dafoe, but he never had a chance).
@GrainneMhaol9 ай бұрын
With a pickled mind we pick the nipple beer...
@HkFinn838 ай бұрын
‘Madonna in an improvised comedy’ What could possibly go wrong?
@timothymorris1578 ай бұрын
@@HkFinn83 Her acting career is what went wrong! Even in A League Of Their Own Madonna was awful in that too.
@opaljk48357 ай бұрын
Hiiiiii guuuuuyyy
@r5t6y7u810 ай бұрын
00:00 The Scarlet Letter 03:50 Armageddon 07:57 Critters 2 11:15 Stargate 14:12 Last Rights 18:40 Caligula 19:20 Body of Evidence 22:22 Christopher Columbus: The Discovery 24:55 Staying Alive 28:55 Swing Kids 32:15 The Guardian 35:35 She's Out of Control 39:23 The Waterboy 41:50 Burn Hollywood Burn 44:50 Spice World 47:36 Mad Dog Time 51:05 North The only ones I've actually seen are Spice World (cute but dumb), Armageddon (*real* dumb), and North (great cast, but dumb).
@omar1688 ай бұрын
Thanks
@ilovebrandnewcarpets8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the timestamps. Yes, a lot of real dogs in there that quickly disappeared.
@cnault32448 ай бұрын
Stargate was actually a pretty good movie but only up until the moment they entered the gate, then it became a standard sci-fi action groaner.
@matador5216 ай бұрын
Thanks, you've saved me an hour of my life.
@mikegeiler2347Ай бұрын
Water boy came out when I was 11 and it’s one of the first times I remember feeling legitimately disappointed in a movie I was hyped for. Like, real human disappointment
@thechronicnoizeco.667511 ай бұрын
If we didn’t have Armageddon we wouldn’t have the most over-played Aerosmith song ever.
@Cam-gn6uk11 ай бұрын
Man I hate that song
@kettitiled11 ай бұрын
Hey, come on now. I almost enjoyed the Blades of Glory rendition.
@Cam-gn6uk11 ай бұрын
@@kettitiled Oh my 😑
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
I liked that moment in the video in which Liv Tyler is caressing a tv monitor with Bruce Willis' face on it, and I wanted to Beavis it "check it out, she's feeling up her DAD!"
@Cam-gn6uk11 ай бұрын
@@farrellmcnulty909 😂😂😂
@patrickc341910 ай бұрын
Saw Armageddon in the theater as a teenager the summer of 1998, and to this day still think it’s one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.
@jacksonjacob77912 ай бұрын
I saw it once in theater too. I will never watch it again.
@ghostwolf1435Ай бұрын
My Girlfriend and I at the time watched it and were completely stunned that we watched that noise filled mess We left before the ending it was that bad.
@hobbes4583Ай бұрын
Michael Bay is a criminal.
@MrDougman5911 ай бұрын
S&E are greatly missed. No one has replaced them. I was smart, intelligent TV that at least caused one to think about seeing something. I think sometime the film industry really doesn't want critic(s) of their product, but think they maintain quality of what is produced and avoided viewers being turned off.
@ryanjacobson250810 ай бұрын
One thing I appreciated is that they gave their honest reactions... No concern about not being able to get someone on their podcast or whatever.
@chamboyette8538 ай бұрын
I am not sure if you were a smart intelligent TV (probably not because TVs can't type, but they were interesting.
@trorisk7 ай бұрын
This type of film review, which we found in the written press, has completely disappeared from TV. And is absent from youtube. On KZfaq what we find is “I like/dislike” but it’s not film criticism.
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
Diotoir, I'm so happy and thankful you put this together. There's no more fun a movie genre than movies that so horribly bad. It's a shame Siskel and Ebert are no longer with us. How I would love to hear what they would say about the Little Mermaid, Peter Pan and Snow White - NOT the originals, but the slimy ooze seeping out of the sewage pipes at New Millennium Disney.
@hlmitchel11 ай бұрын
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH THE LITTLE MERMAID. It was made for kids and for a new generation of people who are open to diversity. It was not made for you, a person comfortable with clichés and stereotypes. Born to only perceive African Americans as mere side characters, where you felt at ease. I'm more of a Siskel and Ebert fan than you ever can think you are, and I assure you, neither of them would have an issue with a mermaid being portrayed by an actress who is black. They wouldn't parrot some politician from Florida or repeat soundbites. They were champions of REPRESENTATION. Especially Ebert and his African American wife. You're not going to magat hat - Siskel and Ebert or wite-wash history to suit your narrow tastes and views of the world just because they are not here to defend themselves. SIT DOWN.
@sugarsore10 ай бұрын
You're complanning about Disney movies?
@whatsthebigfndeal10 ай бұрын
They worked for Disney so I'm guessing they would have "loved" them.
@AFMMarcelD8 ай бұрын
All of the movies mentioned are no better than guano.
@hlmitchel8 ай бұрын
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@crystalshaw874411 ай бұрын
I can't believe Rob Reiner directed that film...smh
@coastaf9 ай бұрын
tbh it was awesome to watch as an 8 year old in 94
@untexan10 ай бұрын
18:40 I think Caligula is the only movie Roger Ebert ever admitted to walking out of before it ended. It was truly offensive.
@dangheathen6 ай бұрын
I guess there's something wrong with me because I honestly thought it was actually a pretty good movie. As twisted as Malcolm McDowell's Caligula was, his actions usually made sense, given the brutal nature of the world he lived in, and the reprehensible people he was surrounded by, in an extremely dark and vengeful comedic way, besides the incest, even though that was actually common with royal families.
@cassia33636 күн бұрын
@@dangheathen I'm curious about the upcoming new cut that's closer to the vision of thr scriptwriter, meaning the porn parts are mostly removed. They also seem to be animating the parts that weren't filmed.
@dangheathen5 күн бұрын
@@cassia3363 I think it's interesting that the movie is infamous for the point and not the gratuitous violence
@standoughope11 ай бұрын
Stargate had a dumb premise but it works as a brain dead popcorn flick imo.
@reneedennis201111 ай бұрын
Yup.
@missano385625 күн бұрын
And it launched some good TV
@standoughope25 күн бұрын
@@missano3856 Well yeah, when you have Macgyver you know it'll work! =)
@missano385625 күн бұрын
@standoughope They actually had an episode where when dealing with a piece of non functional alien tech one of them said "maybe we can McGiver it.
@standoughope25 күн бұрын
@@missano3856 Really? 🤣 That's a fantastic easter egg
@justinhumphrey151611 ай бұрын
Rotten Tomatoes would not exist without the influence of these two!
@RodgerE247211 ай бұрын
They would have never survived through the 2010's.
@IMRavnos11 ай бұрын
I never understood how people my age and even older liked Armageddon. I think that movie is among the worst movies ever made and had assumed only super low I.Q. Remedial learners would find anything to enjoy in it. Man was I shocked when people smart enough to tie their own shoes and who could read and drive liked it. Some of the worst acting, writing, and music use I have ever seen in a major release. ( obviously schlock and B movies not included. ) Pretty bad when a major Hollywood blockbuster is worse than many movies on Best of the Worst. #RedLetterMedia #PepperoniPizzaPiePeepHole
@TahiriVeila13ABY10 ай бұрын
Because some people like things that you don't... Is the concept of subjectivity not something you understand? I don't like that movie, but I've known plenty of people who have. Movies are an art form, art is subjective.
@r5t6y7u810 ай бұрын
Armageddon was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen; made for (and by) 13-year-olds. Deep Impact was a classic by comparison.
@ryanjacobson250810 ай бұрын
Sadly, Bay set a precedent of big budgets , big set pieces, and big name actors being able to supersede a total lack of taste, restraint, logic, or common sense in a premise or script.
@mikeshelogowski4348 ай бұрын
You sound fun.😊
@Oklahoma-Dreaming2 ай бұрын
Jim Carrey’s imitation of David Caruso had me laughing so hard. The whole, “I taught I taw a pussycat. . . “ thing - from memory that was part of the bit - had me in stitches. But it was doubly funny because he kept standing up and making fun of Caruso over and over. Epic.
@alexvokoun9272Ай бұрын
Siskel: You know the budget was 55 million dollars? Ebert: Then they must have had great lunches. That made me laugh.
@jadentrez10 ай бұрын
In Columbus, Marlon Brando looks like he's trying to hide the fact that he's in the movie. (In fact, he later asked to have his name removed from the credits)
@singlesideman7 ай бұрын
Michael Bay is godawful.
@davidl570Ай бұрын
Understatement of the year!
@jagjr4411 ай бұрын
The Guardian - "The 1st horror film where a chainsaw is used against a tree." :)
@tommylakindasorta30689 ай бұрын
🤣
@natejamesr10817 ай бұрын
5:26 That "Anybody wanna say no?" line in Armageddon literally gave me douche chills 🥶
@mrmojorisin87529 ай бұрын
Re: The Scarlet Letter, I don’t mind at all if they stray off the novel. The issue is whether in doing so they produce an effective film. Roger addresses this point and makes clear the movie sucks.
@ilovebrandnewcarpets8 ай бұрын
Regarding Armageddon- Somehow both Gene and Roger were 100% correct
@crystalshaw874411 ай бұрын
He's right. Say Anything is excellent and one of my favorite movies.
@Iceman300c5 ай бұрын
I know that The Waterboy was a childhood favorite of a lot of 90s babies, but that movie is just awful and I have never actually heard anyone speak badly about the movie, ever. So it was very refreshing to hear the two tear it to shreds.
@AFMMarcelD8 ай бұрын
Love these two gentlemen, used to watched their show since its inception, they were both incredibly knowledgeable and passionate while reviewing films. After Gene Siskel passed away, it just wasn’t the same anymore, and while I did not always agree with their analysis, there was never any doubt or questions they firmly believe in it.
@dancahill95859 ай бұрын
When hearing about Armageddon being strikingly noisy, I wonder what they'd think about modern movies. I stopped going to the Movie Theaters years ago, because when you go to Movie Theaters they have the volume set at 11.
@JM-ll2vv11 ай бұрын
Lol Siskel was complaining about Michael Bay, early days...
@filmnobelpreis22 күн бұрын
Siskel: "Oh, you're going to say something funny now." Ebert: "This is the first horror movie in which a chainsaw is used against a tree." Best roast
@fabiobonetta54542 ай бұрын
"It wants to be like Basic Instinct..but basically just stinks" my main man Roge
@n.w.18038 ай бұрын
"..Marlon Brando does *not* look gaunt, as the Grand Inquisitor, Torquemada.." Gene, you funny guy..
@LukeLovesRose10 ай бұрын
I cant believe how much they hated Stargate. Sheesh. It launched a very successful sci-fi TV series
@cnault32448 ай бұрын
The TV series was good. The movie was good up until the point they went through the gate, then it became a standard dull sci-fi action film.
@LukeLovesRose8 ай бұрын
@@cnault3244 Standard, dull sci-fi action movie?? What are you talking about?
@HistorysHodgepodge7 ай бұрын
The show wasn't bad. The movie was incredibly dumb and dull at the same time.
@LukeLovesRose7 ай бұрын
@@HistorysHodgepodge I disagree. Kurt Russell and James Spader are far better actors than any TV actor and it shows in the movie
@pazza455510 ай бұрын
I remember the Staying Alive review here. And they were right. Waist up, fast cuts -- terrible dance movie
@joehenry954610 ай бұрын
I really miss these guys. Was one of my favorite shows to watch as I was growing up.
@seanvogt22111 ай бұрын
41:00 - So painful Gene Siskel looked and sound at this point. So damn sad.
@TankHank-kd2iq8 ай бұрын
Agree. He died less than 4 months later.
@crystalshaw874411 ай бұрын
Say Anything is one of my favorite movies. I've seen it at least five times. Excellent movie, plus my crush John Cusack...smile
@monte68x9 ай бұрын
"They can't even lip-synch to their horrible music successfully" lol
@clintbronson56 ай бұрын
Never! Never thought I’d see Gary Oldman act bad
@Diosprometheus7 ай бұрын
That Stargate movie unleashed one of the longest and most successful syndicated TV series franchises.
@sha1123510 ай бұрын
We just lost Alan Arkin this year, who was in that bomb North.
@davidl5709 ай бұрын
Such an underrated actor! He's so missed.
@JeffreyDeCristofaro11 ай бұрын
Didn't Easy A with Emma Stone also comment on how awful the recent version of The Scarlet Letter was!? Man, when both these critics AND a movie made over a decade after its release shit on the same movie, taken altogether THAT'S gospel!!!
@scottlarson154811 ай бұрын
"NOT the Demi Moore version!"
@luxi37811 ай бұрын
i am enjoying the solid pixels that are the movie clips...xD thx for the vid, though!
@heatherlewis99518 ай бұрын
I really liked Stargate. Waterboy was dumb, but had its moments. I still occasionally quote "Foosball is the Devil" or "Captain Insano shows no mercy"
@chamboyette8538 ай бұрын
Is it just me or would anyone else think that Armageddon is a precursor in the style of action movies today?
@billmartyn-smith136410 ай бұрын
Ebert wrote one of the worst movies ever. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
My one and only question is "who's doing the writing?"
@phillyflash4311 ай бұрын
I tried watching "Swing Kids" a few years ago, thought I might learn a little history from it, but it was just silly, especially those professional dancers who seemed more like professional acrobats, who would appear in the dancing sequences. Didn't finish watching.🤮
@DeWin15710 ай бұрын
I, as a major history buff, found the movie very good and engrossing, a very serious character study.
@milart1210 ай бұрын
I miss the days before streaming when a movie would come out and I would tune into Siskel and Ebert and get their take on it. I never missed a show when it was on.
@jimvanlieshout76579 ай бұрын
Good God, how I miss those guys and this show.😢😢😢
@jasoncinema8 ай бұрын
Don’t we all. And every damn day I miss reading Ebert’s reviews of new films and new film articles. 🥺😢
@3506Dodge11 ай бұрын
What would Ebert think of what has been revealed about the monstrous behavior of the Catholic Church in the decades his review of Broken Vows?
@jal255011 ай бұрын
they've also done some monstrously great stuff too.
@AUTOPSY66611 ай бұрын
@@jal2550 like what?
@jal255011 ай бұрын
Like feed the poor, take care of the sick, charities everywhere, spreading the word of God. Youo know, good shit too.@@AUTOPSY666
@kimkas777910 ай бұрын
They’ve done some great amounts of monstrous stuff.
@jal255010 ай бұрын
apart from the less than 1% who fondled kids, what other "Great ammount of Monstrous" things have they done?@@kimkas7779
@magicsinglez10 ай бұрын
One of the remakes of ‘Brave New World’ was presented Not necessarily a dystopia, if not a dystopia at all. The one with Leonard Nimoy portraying director ‘mind’? It’s a truly great movie, in my opinion.
@curtgottler99618 ай бұрын
Why is the Spice Girls movie blocked?
@tonymontana42844 ай бұрын
Staying Alive was a turkey on life support.
@mookiewilson416611 ай бұрын
How on earth did they enjoy Critters and pan Critters 2? Critters was just a shit movie. Critters 2 actually swung for the fences and leaned into the absurdity and was a wonderfully fun, watchable movie. I’d never tell someone to watch Critters. I’d put Critters 2 in a must-see camp 80s horror comedy festival.
@mjwbulich11 ай бұрын
These two were snobs. They rarely liked horror films or low brow comedies.
@SpamEggSausage11 ай бұрын
I'm more confused by the Critter clips being all blurred out
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
@@mjwbulich I think John Waters was one of those who did great lowbrow comedies which were actually funny - just filthy as hell, is all.
@PaulGilmore4410 ай бұрын
LOL why did u blur out Critters 2? Those scenes are shown in clips on youtube.
@jadentrez10 ай бұрын
Tom Berenger as a priest? Why does that make me laugh? The Last Temptation of Berenger.
@kettle_of_chris8 ай бұрын
LOL LOL LOL _Last Temptation of Berenger_ ( _omg_ )
@brysimm4047 ай бұрын
I don’t how any of the actors in Armageddon could say their lines without laughing - the “drama” is so absurd. But not as absurd as Daphne Zuniga playing Mexican!
@brianmatson979Ай бұрын
Armageddon is my default answer for my most hated movie. It insults the intelligence constantly, shows "heroes" in space fighting in complete disregard for how injuries could stop the mission dead, lazily riffs on actual good movies especiall The Right Stuff, and the bombardment of mindless spectacle set the tone for soulless junk blockbusters ever since. Forget Ed Wood, Michael Bay is the worst director because he has resources to make films, and they are absent any crucial sense of humanity - nothing to say, nothing is sacred, characters, 1 dimensional & obnoxious. And oh, the forced sentimentality like a commercial for the American military or something, sickening propaganda style manipulation with every slick production trick in the book. I was dying to leave the theater but stayed because of friends. Ever since though when a movie makes me feat *scummy* like that trash, I get the hell out of there.
@ulik171211 ай бұрын
They must have had some great lunches 😆
@penelopegreene11 ай бұрын
They managed to find ways to argue about the food anyways... 😆
@Nillon2411 ай бұрын
Great zinger by Roger on the fade out!
@farrellmcnulty90910 ай бұрын
@@penelopegreene Roger gives lunch a thumbs UP and Gene gives it a thumbs DOWN and they debate how much to tip the waiter / waitress (depending on the type of restaurant they'd frequent).
@Don-ol8ze9 ай бұрын
Why would anyone hate Stargate so much? I mean, I could understand a neutral "meh" reaction from someone who couldn't get into it, but is it anywhere even approaching the worst of the worst? I feel like Siskel and Ebert didn't even watch the film, they mischaracterize it so much.
@Oklahoma-Dreaming2 ай бұрын
I liked it better when Siskel and Ebert hated a movie. Their show was really funny when they ripped the worst in cinema.
@Jim2220012 ай бұрын
I still feel like when critics get something fresh like StarGate. They have no idea what to do with it.
@crystalshaw874411 ай бұрын
Love these guys!!
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
About the Alan Smithee film in which two characters are named "The Brothers Brothers", that was direct rip from In Living Colour" - Damon and Keenan Wayans played two black singers who turned into the Smothers Brothers - which was hilarious - I'm not sure THIS is.
@droppinloot49609 ай бұрын
I kinda want to see The Biz. The concept sounds hilarious
@hobbes4583Ай бұрын
Stargate was a big disappointment. They built a franchise of other garbage around it.
@gojewla4 күн бұрын
I am quite surprised there is no Stephen Siegel on this list
@jonathanfeldheim655411 ай бұрын
25 years later I'd love to know what they think of Armageddon now--the ultimate guilty pleasure!
@farrellmcnulty90911 ай бұрын
Judging by the clips I'd seen just now, I'd say NO!
@Daniel-sh3os10 ай бұрын
I remember coming out of the theater and not sure if it was a parody film and 25 years later, I am still not sure.
@farrellmcnulty90910 ай бұрын
@@Daniel-sh3os 😅😅😅😅
@farrellmcnulty90910 ай бұрын
@@Daniel-sh3os I can't believe it was actually released through the Criterion Collection. I don't know if it's still in print, but I wasn't exactly lining up for it at Barnes & Noble.
@wet-read8 ай бұрын
I count several films as guilty pleasures of mine. Armageddon is definitely not one of them, though.
@jonathancaldwell634214 күн бұрын
The Scarlet Letter should get a better big screen redo on the original novel. Disney doesn’t have a corner on revisionist crap.
@RyanGrimm10 ай бұрын
I recall looking forward to Stargate, I wanted to like it. All I remember is being bored and confused.
@jamsid339 ай бұрын
i wish these guys would get back together
@wet-read8 ай бұрын
Wut? 🤔
@Jim2220012 ай бұрын
Hated their StarGate review. Shouldn’t be treated like trash. Like the other moves they discussed.
@rbl46416 ай бұрын
Armageddon is simply the worst, most ridiculous, awful movie ever made
@danorthsidemang38344 күн бұрын
"Marlon Brando, does not look gaunt" LMAO
@SDChargersFreak11 ай бұрын
Swing Kids vs. The Godfather: better movie?
@DeWin15710 ай бұрын
Swing Kids, and I hate musical dancing films, I enjoyed it because it's based on real history.
@crystalshaw874411 ай бұрын
" That's not far enough for me "....lmbo
@acrovader8 ай бұрын
Stargate is a terrible movie. Saw it opening day in an empty theater. I wish I saw their review before going.
@branagain11 ай бұрын
Armageddon is one of the worst movies ever made.
@joshdude262111 ай бұрын
Aerosmith carried it lol
@CyanideSublime11 ай бұрын
Makes Independence Day look like Star Wars.
@postmodernrecycler11 ай бұрын
@@CyanideSublime I'm glad you mentioned Independence Day. I always mixed these two movies up since they're both bad in the same way, but you're right, Armageddon is definitely the worst.
@hodun811 ай бұрын
It was one of the first American films in the Criterion Collection
@peterolbrisch897011 ай бұрын
It wasn't that bad. There are many many more worst movies than that. You probably cried at the end.
@1002l8 ай бұрын
they can't even lip sync to their own horrible music, that may be my favourite sentence that ebert ever said
@billscannell936 ай бұрын
"She's Out of Control" sounds truly awful.
@crystalshaw874411 ай бұрын
So is that where the Druids from the Evil Dead originated?
@TalkernateHistory10 ай бұрын
I guess Critters 2 was way too graphic for TV audiences
@moknbyrd3 ай бұрын
Or was it too graphic for KZfaq?
@sleuthentertainment58725 ай бұрын
They really weren't ready for Michael Bay 😂😂 Thank God they didn't meet Zack Snyder!!!
@devtrev61812 ай бұрын
Roger's hatred for "North" is legendary.
@elmoblatch97879 ай бұрын
North is inexplicable. Astounding. Rob Reiner? Rob Reiner?! The same man who did Spinal Tap and When Harry Met Sally ....let that sink in.
@ferociousgumby6 ай бұрын
So why are they blurring out scenes that played on TV with NO restrictions at all? PG, guys. Come on. Are people so easily triggered? Little mean squeaking goblins are blurred out. Sad.
@Lynxan11 ай бұрын
Did you know Stargate cost 55 mil... wonder how much that movie would cost today? Ya the CG effects wiuld be cheeper, but the practical... wooo...
@johnmarcey71768 ай бұрын
19. People were not killed in jars see it’s remarks like this that makes me wonder about Siskel and Ebert sometimes.
@LORDSofCHAOS3338 ай бұрын
funny how good critsam died with theme . now a days we have stupid identity politics who call you racist to cope with the fact they cant write a good story for crap .
@mixedmattaphors6 ай бұрын
I loved Armageddon, as a child, or at least, I remember liking parts of it. I don't think it was until I watched Pulp Fiction, totally, that I realized on some level consciously or sub- that movies could be truly entertaining the entire time, rather than having the parts you kind of just glaze through.
@SergioFernandezRD5 күн бұрын
Normally I agree with the movies Ebert likes and dislikes.. however, him not liking stargate is wrong that is a good movie.
@remnantoftheeye558011 ай бұрын
Updated for the 1990's
@nickgodalin64877 ай бұрын
And "the success of Star Wars" was 15 years ago.
@chandlerwhite83027 ай бұрын
With all the horrors of Armageddon, the worst part is Liv Tyler. Like everything she is in.
@iHeartsNostalgiaPit10 ай бұрын
I knew North was in here somewhere (aw you skipped the best part of that review)