“Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”
@madamebkrt4 жыл бұрын
*Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*
@agentbonniespy4 жыл бұрын
“okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”
@madamebkrt4 жыл бұрын
@@agentbonniespy "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"
@luffybetterr4 жыл бұрын
Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*
@blackbeanturkey4 жыл бұрын
@@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"
@molywhopper51793 жыл бұрын
When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.
@mikasalee25823 жыл бұрын
Did you typed that down one by one-
@zetro_cloud3 жыл бұрын
Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔
@zibaa063 жыл бұрын
when
@ashxbash10013 жыл бұрын
@@zibaa06 4:47
@tipsytom55713 жыл бұрын
And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!
@garfield-is-amazing Жыл бұрын
"fashion is really important to me" *proceeds to dress like a sims preset*
@JustinBrown-wc1ph9 ай бұрын
naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh
@ray53579 ай бұрын
Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good
@LoneWolfMikoto8 ай бұрын
You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂
@TMCPortfolio2 ай бұрын
@@ray5357 I think every man in existence would dress like a cowboy if society normalised it
@TMCPortfolio2 ай бұрын
@@LoneWolfMikotoyeah gucci doesn’t necessarily mean it looks good, most of gucci is awful. Expense doesn’t equate to if it looks good
@generalissimodoviciano6231 Жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.
@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын
Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.
@needless974 Жыл бұрын
One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.
@eo0-g9j Жыл бұрын
u forgot dickriding elon musk
@reginageorgetownuni11 ай бұрын
I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.
@frostyelwood989811 ай бұрын
The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this
@somewhataesthetic31064 жыл бұрын
bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply
@only16134 жыл бұрын
He is at it again!!
@jksbottommole84633 жыл бұрын
@@only1613 i died-
@ericwilliams83713 жыл бұрын
Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao
@PrikyAzzzBitj243 жыл бұрын
Thats gonna be weird but ok
@yeonbeom3 жыл бұрын
OMG- XD
@lunaaa66524 жыл бұрын
it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.
@redditsource19724 жыл бұрын
Bahahahaha
@bobbyjordan97404 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao
@Lakeland_IV4 жыл бұрын
@jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.
@salvatore54154 жыл бұрын
@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning
@ryukobestwaifu33194 жыл бұрын
@@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?
@SmilingOrange8 ай бұрын
"This removes tired looking eyes" So does sleep, big man.
@MFonEarthАй бұрын
I slept 7+ hour every night and my eyebags still got eyebags dawg
@orppranator523028 күн бұрын
@@MFonEarth7 and a half to 9 hours is recommended, and that’s assuming it’s all good quality sleep.
@aitor251625 күн бұрын
Its genetics then@@MFonEarth
@TheChuckfuc9 ай бұрын
These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire: Step 1: wake up at 5 am Step 2: morning meditation Step 3: listen to an audiobook Step 4: take a cold shower Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise
@IDoThings4902 ай бұрын
This is pretty much every self-help guide I tried living like this for a while and at best it improves your general health, at worst it turns you into a husk of a human. I've noticed how those self-help guys usually just focus on the morning because that's when it's easiest to shove in a bunch of gimmicky habits that they preach about that will somehow make you an attractive millionaire, conveniently overlooking the fact that the quest to become attractive more often than not comes with a side of body dysphoria and becoming rich either requires you to sell your soul or just tp start rich. Sadly though many people commit to these lifestyles because they're told that that's what "success" is
@RvinldxopАй бұрын
Whoops, I failed at step 1 😂
@christophert84194 жыл бұрын
“focus on feeling the sounds of the city” *homeless dude taking a shit in a home depot bucket
@noellealmeidasantos3744 жыл бұрын
lmao
@P1995.4 жыл бұрын
OMG 😂🤣
@subliminalmindfuck4544 жыл бұрын
kakashi hatake *street gangs and drug cartels having a shootout*
@luckyfox864 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares where you're going Nobody knows where you've been 'Cause you belong to the city
@eleneghudushauri36954 жыл бұрын
chris thomas 😂😂😂😂
@indigodeluxe4 жыл бұрын
“it activates BEAST MODE” he did not say-
@viy45814 жыл бұрын
It activates the "rub one out" mode
@mgsgamer83404 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*
@evanna31404 жыл бұрын
SCREAMS
@ongtruongmeg33084 жыл бұрын
Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁
@lena-ts1eh4 жыл бұрын
I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@1DerfulHazza Жыл бұрын
0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭
@Millieimpc2 ай бұрын
😂
@jotarokujoh80472 жыл бұрын
“Im a big fan of staying healthy” Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills
@thecensoredmuscle563 Жыл бұрын
They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.
@depressedcockroach4045 Жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol
@yavantii3615 Жыл бұрын
@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..
@kiasmith1732 Жыл бұрын
@@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!
@flor473 Жыл бұрын
@@yavantii3615 this!!!
@Unknown-jd9pt4 жыл бұрын
"Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."
@user-wn3gk5yb4o4 жыл бұрын
BYEEEJDSJSHS
@LPSWeirdCow134 жыл бұрын
JXJHGFTXHS
@gardenofeden6824 жыл бұрын
[more gibberish sounds here]
@bilwiee64364 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH :3
@louisemacdonald50764 жыл бұрын
Rugoribgrighe
@sickcharlie27543 жыл бұрын
“I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-
@prettymothafuckka3 жыл бұрын
LMAOAOAOOAOA
@niki40793 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people
@2cool4u_pt_623 жыл бұрын
@@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.
@spookiertown3 жыл бұрын
BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO
@Caroline60813 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@MaddieFishblob11 ай бұрын
For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am
@christianharver93099 ай бұрын
The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.
@Akathysia9 ай бұрын
first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?
@Yatagarasu.9 ай бұрын
@@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last
@Shannnnnnnnnnnnn9 ай бұрын
@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc
@MaddieFishblob9 ай бұрын
@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚
@yo-2029 Жыл бұрын
“My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol! Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.
@soup81604 жыл бұрын
"I breathe in the fresh air" **breathes air pollution**
@gabrielnguyen55804 жыл бұрын
Smokes 2 packs
@tavodupre-lpz67494 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@GenocideBlaster4 жыл бұрын
thats exactly what I was thinking 😂
@amia9064 жыл бұрын
dreeei XD
@jasminspinetto1134 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought he was being sarcastic
@r1na5103 жыл бұрын
“i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*
@liztheoneee3 жыл бұрын
PLS 😭
@r1na5103 жыл бұрын
hufflepuff girl I HAD TO 😭😭
@michaelsmith97143 жыл бұрын
Thank you.I am not the only one thinking wanker.
@andioopeth-90613 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@dahmanemz14623 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo dead
@Goursome Жыл бұрын
0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀
@yin-sin4 күн бұрын
It’s in the afternoon 😭😭😭
@maxirunpl9 ай бұрын
These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅
@NF122224 жыл бұрын
Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol
@Drstrange30004 жыл бұрын
Same xD
@Humanprototype-wh8qr4 жыл бұрын
Does it rly matter?
@gabrieleandriolo49434 жыл бұрын
HEY I SPOTTED A WRESTLING FAN
@NF122224 жыл бұрын
@@gabrieleandriolo4943 haha, yep! I'm assuming you are too, if you recognize the New Japan logo! lol
@aditluth50314 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@summerghost65513 жыл бұрын
KZfaqrs are living the lives of main protagonists in every Wattpad book.
@RenneAtha3 жыл бұрын
Ouchhhhh xDDDD
@ethaningham72813 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jaguar_83443 жыл бұрын
Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((
@prada4bratz3 жыл бұрын
Please why is this so true 😹😹😹
@sailor49853 жыл бұрын
too accurate 😂
@Sai-ns9ky Жыл бұрын
Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.
@dogman44225 ай бұрын
If i wanted a morning routine i would simply rewatch American Psycho
@einfachorangensaft48794 жыл бұрын
“ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “
@animusic83604 жыл бұрын
meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.
@fgtgggjkk34404 жыл бұрын
that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent
@dumbfridge75764 жыл бұрын
don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need
@devilish95044 жыл бұрын
ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away
@yahlikejazz70844 жыл бұрын
@@animusic8360 lmaaaooo
@yannickdrmda52954 жыл бұрын
"Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt
@blackwing974 жыл бұрын
a jean
@voodoo23493 жыл бұрын
chubbyurma just one jean
@axelaguirre50143 жыл бұрын
@Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?
@animalfamily48163 жыл бұрын
DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES
@recklessamateur92823 жыл бұрын
@@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂
@Nishan_Thaviti4 ай бұрын
Loser: “it activates BEAST MODE” I start my day by saying "Its Morbin Time"
@pannajohns5255 Жыл бұрын
You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands
@Ash01010 Жыл бұрын
realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self
@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Жыл бұрын
im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy
@pannajohns5255 Жыл бұрын
@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄
@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Жыл бұрын
@@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class
@yaruyaru Жыл бұрын
1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂
@mariusmascio17324 жыл бұрын
"big fan of staying healthy" *proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*
@ThemChosenGamers4 жыл бұрын
@Houlmnt lit meme🤙
@assadarlingtoni4 жыл бұрын
Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite
@pebblegrindelwald65934 жыл бұрын
@@assadarlingtoni ikr
@pebblegrindelwald65934 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@user-mb4xy2cz3t3 жыл бұрын
@@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many
@laravrtaric51154 жыл бұрын
"skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed." **laughs in oily skin**
@farahiccol34244 жыл бұрын
same here lol
@Nookshush4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo sammw
@magarinoskevin20634 жыл бұрын
*oily skin gang*
@farahiccol34244 жыл бұрын
@@magarinoskevin2063 💦💪
@magarinoskevin20634 жыл бұрын
@@nmikk10 As a member of the Oily Skin gang, you should wash it
@aceuxroo2 жыл бұрын
i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo
@mathiaswilhelm19028 ай бұрын
Dr Mike is the only genuine one.
@userDarioDiGiallo4 жыл бұрын
“Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀
@AnnalisaJ4 жыл бұрын
Dario 😂🤣🤣
@afia77104 жыл бұрын
😂
@gossipqueen10134 жыл бұрын
I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something
@maxpanich86344 жыл бұрын
Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”. That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man. An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.
@blazerit4204 жыл бұрын
Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days
@feeff93723 жыл бұрын
I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..
@Juniesdiary3 жыл бұрын
😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason
@ShawnFX3 жыл бұрын
So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening
@user-rc3ii4jd8v3 жыл бұрын
@@ShawnFX lmfao
@mehdibabaie34643 жыл бұрын
and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?
@feeff93723 жыл бұрын
mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes
@hlly20 Жыл бұрын
I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.
@suranumitu7734 Жыл бұрын
sounds like neuroticism
@idrk15072 күн бұрын
@suranumitu7734 He’s a successful doctor, hard worker and influencer. Don’t be jealous, just because you’re lazy
@kimberlyn.2096 Жыл бұрын
The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂
@1deepVonte3 жыл бұрын
The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.
@srmariachi58443 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lameimsi3 жыл бұрын
“I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”
@nabila64013 жыл бұрын
@@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"
@d4ddyb0t353 жыл бұрын
he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭
@adanella37573 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ridhafathima62573 жыл бұрын
1:04 “I breath in polluted air and listen to the children crying in the city” 💀
@jadew46773 жыл бұрын
Fr tho 💀💀
@Moonxsta3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭✋
@Oogway-go6np3 жыл бұрын
HAHHAHAHA
@nell50223 жыл бұрын
LMHGGKGDKOGCDY
@nou82553 жыл бұрын
JAAJSJAHAKQJQJAJQJAJQAJ
@stephaniestuart9722 Жыл бұрын
I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂
@safari.3d8872 жыл бұрын
I need to watch this video everyday to remind myself not to be dumb and believe all these 'self help' youtubers
@basedhomuraakemienjoyer90144 жыл бұрын
The British guy looks like he has a live, laugh, love sign in every room of the house
@maqxene25994 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@Gardenoflovee4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂HAHAHAHAHA
@madiclegg4 жыл бұрын
underrated comment haha
@user-xq9cx9ky9m4 жыл бұрын
He got angry because people commented how unrealistic was his routine on his channel lmao
@lisaanimi4 жыл бұрын
@@user-xq9cx9ky9m Hol up... It's a real channel? xD It looks so much like parody because that is fake AF
@romanticrose68224 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.
@maggieclancy63784 жыл бұрын
Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light
@xxemma79944 жыл бұрын
Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe
@maggieclancy63784 жыл бұрын
@@xxemma7994 lmfao
@xxemma79944 жыл бұрын
Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe
@maggieclancy63784 жыл бұрын
@@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode
@acex2227 ай бұрын
10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks
@TheKoKsOnePL8 ай бұрын
Don’t forget them Gucci sliders- very important.
@mithruikka3 жыл бұрын
Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all
@miaruuu83753 жыл бұрын
"do a flip"
@xsaturnsatinx2443 жыл бұрын
@@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭
@gw79113 жыл бұрын
I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.
@zc77703 жыл бұрын
"AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say
@karenk69853 жыл бұрын
"Everybody do the flop." *Slam*
@FubbleSmurf3 жыл бұрын
That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.
@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn87973 жыл бұрын
Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please
@jfk90903 жыл бұрын
@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥
@Spungebobonicerocks3 жыл бұрын
Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..
@ManuMiAS3 жыл бұрын
@@Spungebobonicerocks lmao
@mollusca64653 жыл бұрын
@@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.
@myc81005 күн бұрын
“ I decided not to shower cause WHY” It’s giving… ICONIC🤭😍💅💅
@DoctorOck1254 Жыл бұрын
Those type of guys spend whole day preparing for the day
@katie-dd2gd3 жыл бұрын
"fashion is very important to me" *Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*
@kcraincano89613 жыл бұрын
"less is more"
@wallstreetmonky67973 жыл бұрын
That's a big step for us men
@BanaaniSuuhun3 жыл бұрын
Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$
@Didi-qc3vc3 жыл бұрын
@@wallstreetmonky6797 not really
@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon19153 жыл бұрын
not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao
@peterdavis98374 жыл бұрын
“Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂
@error42704 жыл бұрын
rise and shine
@katecub1824 жыл бұрын
I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY
@dehydrated_134 жыл бұрын
You guys wake up?
@katecub1824 жыл бұрын
ユプトカ Sadly
@MagentaApex4 жыл бұрын
mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care
@ArwenUndomiel4062 ай бұрын
These TikTok guys remind me of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
@lenakingsleigh Жыл бұрын
1:38 I like to hop in a cold shower next my dude, you're showering warm, there's literal steam coming out of your shower, don't even pretend it's cold lmao
@misssofija67603 жыл бұрын
This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.
@58479ishere3 жыл бұрын
Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on KZfaq while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives
@viktoriak83853 жыл бұрын
@@58479ishere and just for their payment....
@adamlindeman5233 жыл бұрын
@@58479ishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.
@jame5game53 жыл бұрын
@@58479ishere They still make more money unlike you guys
@cherrypie122113 жыл бұрын
Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.
@yunah6794 жыл бұрын
“And focus on feeling the sounds of the city” *horn sounds intensifies*
@nicolewisse45364 жыл бұрын
let’s not forget the sound of the homeless man on crack yelling at the bushes and pigeons
@talia22034 жыл бұрын
@@nicolewisse4536 lmaoo
@pedromoniz43554 жыл бұрын
Blu Yuna LMAAAAOOOOO!!! xDDDD
@merelxcutie10894 жыл бұрын
Im the 1k liker
@harveyvalentine38184 жыл бұрын
@@nicolewisse4536 tHE BIRDS WORK FOR THE BOURGEOISIE
@geotheomusic7612 жыл бұрын
i couldnt stop laughing at the part where the one man says i love fashion and all that stuff and the other guy goes so i put my big turkey shirt lmao
@P1995. Жыл бұрын
The big turkey shirt was the funniest part!! 😂😂
@user-vb9np3lv5n8 ай бұрын
I completely lost it at around 10 seconds into the video him saying “i love that sound” to his alarm🤣🤣
@kingalastor9365 ай бұрын
If I had to wake up to that sound I'd dedicate my life to finding the person to made it to despose of him. World's most annoying clock.
@Komobear4 жыл бұрын
“Rise & Grind!” Is the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read
@sarafettah88304 жыл бұрын
And his girl is wearing full face makeup very real
@tunafish54624 жыл бұрын
@@sarafettah8830 wait what! you don't go to sleep with make up on? weird.
@lolarose5304 жыл бұрын
@@r-s8952 is that "the video"
@lolarose5304 жыл бұрын
@@r-s8952 nvm its a work out video 🤣
@shreenidhhi86333 жыл бұрын
Lol
@newyorthtimes44962 жыл бұрын
The fact that all of their monologues sound like American Psycho's opening scene is hilarious to me
@jessestathes92662 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@ntmfalloutproductions47132 жыл бұрын
same thought bro
@aleksa65482 жыл бұрын
I was thinking just the same, so much care about their external look while empty inside.
@jaelvictoria57712 жыл бұрын
Yesss! American Psycho morning Routine predicted the future
@ntmfalloutproductions47132 жыл бұрын
@@jaelvictoria5771 would not say predict but capture a certain zeitgeist
@omaralaoui2177 Жыл бұрын
the "fruit loop milk" right after Doctor Mike killed me 😂
@thecyberspacescreensaver4310 Жыл бұрын
4:19 i start working: editing, reading emails, and filling an empty paper agenda.What a productive day !!
This sounds like something that come from mounth of morbidly obese gamer with neckbeard and fedora lol
@Floridamangaming7293 жыл бұрын
@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 dudes like this are the same thing but in reverse. Everything in moderation.
@ginny34913 жыл бұрын
@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 LMAO
@RtroCloset3 жыл бұрын
He’s not okay mentally👁👁
@sabrinar903 жыл бұрын
Thank gosh he’s home alone.
@v_89374 жыл бұрын
Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air" Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*
@rafaelrandom5004 жыл бұрын
😄
@jayjay864434 жыл бұрын
Not only boring, but douchey. Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.
@ReplayandHate4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sevenbelledays78004 жыл бұрын
IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@prodbyevadwave4 жыл бұрын
Vih_ S2 nice
@apoolem8 ай бұрын
I think I have quite an active morning by going on a run with my dog at around 6:40 and to the gym afterwards, but these morning routines are just ridiculous 😂
@MirandaMcCann2 жыл бұрын
‘’I just breathe in the fresh air’’ Ah yes the smell of pollen and my aunt and her boyfriend arguing! (They live across the street from us lol)
@emmanew32263 жыл бұрын
Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.
@PiFV3 жыл бұрын
Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away
@lameimsi3 жыл бұрын
it stings *especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*
@jadew46773 жыл бұрын
My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.
@Moonxsta3 жыл бұрын
honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift
@daniboy41533 жыл бұрын
I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot
@KewlAidTime4 жыл бұрын
"I breathe in the fresh air" He says as the smog of the city is in view
@alpha8here4 жыл бұрын
Ooooh shii- Shots fired!!!
@saltybutnotverysweet38624 жыл бұрын
We LOVE smog destroying lungs
@chickennuggetsonastick23884 жыл бұрын
KoolAids all he can smell is sewage over flowing and traffic noises lol
@ek57724 жыл бұрын
chickennuggets on a stick i love the smell of traffic noises
@MyWifesSon694 жыл бұрын
Its not fog?
@missschronicleАй бұрын
Wakes up in the morning, both the guy and the girl with full face of makeup.
@takeasipanakin1310 Жыл бұрын
"I have my fruit loop milk" got me lmaoooo
@hugosjoberg47814 жыл бұрын
It took me a while to realise that this was real and not comedy
@Madshs074 жыл бұрын
Hugo Sjöberg no what.. the guys with their morning routines? It can’t be right? Are they really that silly
@schwenkbiddrotzer46424 жыл бұрын
@@Madshs07 Yeah they all mean it xD I've seen some of them, only the guy who is constantly snoozing through his alarm is comedy
@Bgdablessed4 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo same here bruh
@ttx774 жыл бұрын
Wait really?
@elmolong81024 жыл бұрын
Same
@brokenteletooby1063 жыл бұрын
"Activates BEAST MODE" Wtf bro just take a shower.
@ashlynnheller84003 жыл бұрын
For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.
@antoniopalmiero67613 жыл бұрын
@@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower
@goblinslayer85893 жыл бұрын
Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids
@xiuzhendai2103 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series
@goblinslayer85893 жыл бұрын
@@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious
@KoongYe8 ай бұрын
I am always appalled at how all these inspirational speakers sounds like a baby.
@moonamoonz Жыл бұрын
If they actually did those things would be great. Women put so much effort in their appearence and men use the same shirt for a whole week.
@AProbablyPostman4 жыл бұрын
This is literally the intro of American Psycho.
@Fableosa4 жыл бұрын
UNDERRATED
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan43174 жыл бұрын
BITCH 😂😂😂😂
@alex-vd4vm4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ataraxiastemple4 жыл бұрын
I legit started to scream when I read this💀
@nickmsp26974 жыл бұрын
i cannot 😂😂😂😂😂
@cyanide87023 жыл бұрын
“I love the sound of my alarm” My alarm gives me a panic attack in the morning
@sdc_play43603 жыл бұрын
IKR LMFAO
@run2gianna3 жыл бұрын
My parents forced me to get a digital alarm clock so now whenever I hear literally ANY FORM of beeping, it makes me wanna punch myself in the face 😀
@bjpalm19943 жыл бұрын
For real! LOL. I hear that thing and I'm like F****K!!!, lol
@szuegyigabriel31593 жыл бұрын
But the biggest panic comes when you wake up without it.
@cribbles34763 жыл бұрын
I usually start crying. Ain't ready to start my day.
@alcidesprieto19672 ай бұрын
Everyone knows real BEAST MODE is activated on toilet.
@DonP-gf5hn7 ай бұрын
The ‘cold shower activates beast mode!’ is so damn cringe 😂😂😂
@candidlyopinionated194 жыл бұрын
Can’t forget that *Giorgio Armani lip balm.*
@olivia._.l76594 жыл бұрын
which I *DEFINITELY* need Even he sounded sarcastic in the video 😂
@olivia._.l76594 жыл бұрын
weeby weeb lol soz
@r-s89524 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/id5pdqiqu8jbe5s.html(
@ew85504 жыл бұрын
it's glip loss luvs like seriously it really good luvs
@olivia._.l76594 жыл бұрын
DiamondJacket *to keep the doctor away*
@bentep05114 жыл бұрын
Dude spent so much time "getting ready" that he came to the gym at 12 noon.
@Vaurey4 жыл бұрын
bentep0511 bahahaj
@jamirgordon97454 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean HIGHHHHHH NOOOOOOON????
@kae845024 күн бұрын
KZfaqrs: going to the gym at 8.30am Me: stuck in traffic since 7am and arrived at work at 9am
@brycicle7752 жыл бұрын
“I like todo lists because they help me list my todos”
@NJ-ow6fw4 жыл бұрын
“breathing the fresh air” steps out on a balcony in the middle of a city
@MrKarlozz4 жыл бұрын
Lmao for real though 😭😭
@Komobear4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that fresh fresh smell of gas, steel, and clogged sewers.
@Josh-rn8wt4 жыл бұрын
LatteOlives ah hah hah
@JoeCnNd4 жыл бұрын
Did you see the trash man driving by?
@dblxde4 жыл бұрын
imagine this routine in gotham city
@chloebreagan51934 жыл бұрын
“WhAtever fUn aCtivities tHe dAy HoLds” christ
@jt_on_youtube4 жыл бұрын
Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.
@tunafish54624 жыл бұрын
@@jt_on_youtube he probably is too rich to know that lol
@TraceLight3 жыл бұрын
soyeeitsmetho school is miserable. Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college. And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades. Tis life.
@md.shihabsharar87533 жыл бұрын
Push it to the Limit Until you’re about 50 and you realise that you’re just waiting to die at this point.
@vexxi14703 жыл бұрын
“No sally I’m saving these vIRgin lips for a real woman”
@laurelland-13958 ай бұрын
"i use air to breath in the morning, it gives me strenght"
@warrenyoung24493 ай бұрын
"I start my day working by answering emails". So basically, you're not working.
@samsunggalaxynote7775 жыл бұрын
"Fashion has always been a big thing to me" puts on plain white t-shirt
@cata00__5 жыл бұрын
i can’t laugh because honestly same
@wisfangz5 жыл бұрын
ok but big mood
@bope71035 жыл бұрын
White shirt are great man, especially I youre ripped.
@fleurpetals_5 жыл бұрын
Iol I was like: "yA CaLl ThAs FhAShIaN?!"
@daestract5 жыл бұрын
SKJSKSJSK
@sitamun75985 жыл бұрын
The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.
@user-ej6yc8rl8l5 жыл бұрын
confirmed
@tjargeesch12015 жыл бұрын
This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho
@Hannah-xb3dr5 жыл бұрын
100% I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’
@gintokikintoki49655 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@canned_can_chan45905 жыл бұрын
I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"
@dhuh6760 Жыл бұрын
KZfaq Guru: I get up at 3 and meditate for 2 hours Me: You wake up at 5, got it.
@Irishbroadsword10 ай бұрын
3:55 I’d prefer dying at 40 thank you
@peoul13 жыл бұрын
no body: psycopath: "i love my alarm sound"
@user-fb4lp2nb3l3 жыл бұрын
But I love mine sense I costumes it 🥺
@iburst93853 жыл бұрын
@@user-fb4lp2nb3l it'd better be the android one
@user-fb4lp2nb3l3 жыл бұрын
@@iburst9385 😅
@rokok48563 жыл бұрын
Like your profile pic
@mohammedhamza82893 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/d7yXh7qjpqudp4k.html my alarm
@gojoseyelashes3 жыл бұрын
“Fashion has always been a big thing for me..” *puts on black pants and white shirt*
@austin96753 жыл бұрын
@Pingo True. No problem with fashion but yeah. Minimalism is okay, I guess.
@user-zc6qj1og4p3 жыл бұрын
Dude be using nsfw pfp's at public place , degeneration of the community
@shamzy4603 жыл бұрын
Ikr I was like what part of fashion is this 🤣
@vminmotivationalcurve88yea643 жыл бұрын
He meant looking clean. Minimalism is also a thing
@ilmtyd75823 жыл бұрын
Mafuyuuuuu
@deskmat98747 ай бұрын
The premise of this video is so damn sad, and if you relate to this it's even sadder It's too much vs too little
@Swanson-hs5df7 ай бұрын
this x10 Showering in the morning, meditating and skincare isn't over the top and NOT cleaning yourself shouldn't be celebrated at all.
@Voidsoull3 ай бұрын
“Working” doesn’t even tap the keyboard
@lold1435 жыл бұрын
“Fashion has always been a big thing to me” Wears black jeans and a white t shirt
@Ryusama12345 жыл бұрын
Literally died when that part came up XD
@hallethebandito93655 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ccshrimp5 жыл бұрын
At least that part is accurate in guys world
@shadowxwrld5 жыл бұрын
Fashion is up for interpretation but ok
@shadowxwrld5 жыл бұрын
CChorselovr N 🤔
@wren89773 жыл бұрын
“fashion is a big thing for me” proceeds to wear a white t shirt and black jeans.
@BaderHashmeh3 жыл бұрын
Perfectly discribes his life 👌
@htl-xd2fy3 жыл бұрын
its high fashion 🙄
@carlyraestan72353 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO PLSS
@n3v3r1s43 жыл бұрын
Hey man, it's a classic =D ..probably not fashion though lulz
@StarMarine10843 жыл бұрын
my fashion: shirt pants foot
@thehunter11 Жыл бұрын
I liked the "skin" routine.
@nylana4552 Жыл бұрын
wish youtube stoped recomending this damn video for over 2 years straight but im finaly here hope they happy
@gokiim5 жыл бұрын
by the time those guys get ready its already afternoon 😂
@zigzagdodo66935 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@urufuman5 жыл бұрын
Basicly
@Acord7185 жыл бұрын
I feel like they don't even do what's in their videos
@hidan4075 жыл бұрын
@@Acord718 of course they dont. Some days probably, but every day? Probably not
@Acord7185 жыл бұрын
@@hidan407 true
@LoveRubix4 жыл бұрын
“I like to hop in on a cold shower, cause it activates BEAST MODE” LOOOOL WTF
@l.lawliet77564 жыл бұрын
Than I think his girlfriend always lock him in the fridge before having sex..
@Matthiasschweizer4 жыл бұрын
You'd have to watch his chanel to understand
@user-mx3jd7dy5w4 жыл бұрын
@@l.lawliet7756 hahahah
@Alex-yx2qm4 жыл бұрын
Aniket Raj 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 legend
@noxian30064 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure cold showers are just to ACTUALLY wake you up
@1994usqgiАй бұрын
I will never, ever ever and i mean ever get over “it activates…beast mode” 🤣
@figeon9 ай бұрын
Guys like this be like “I grind all day, all the time” and their only job is answering 4 emails.