"Are you stalking me?" *"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*

"This dude has a mental illnes" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.

I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.

Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*

"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'." that was legitimately foreshadowing

1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt

10:22 this is the exact moment I realized how deeply insane/invested techno was in this war

"This dude has a mental illness" techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch (that shit was so funny to me)

When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too

Anyone else think Techno was an Irish potatoe farmer in a past life?

I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it

"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard

“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes” Is such a raw and powerful sentence.

Y'know, returning to these videos even 2 years later I still love these videos. I needed something to make me feel better being sick today, and Techno can always manage to put a smile on my face even through the pain

This is by far the best 3 episode series EVER. the dedication, the intensity, the passion, the intelligence, the work ethic, the pride!!!

"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output." Sounds like some anime protagonist.

When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction

Rewatching it over and over. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.

Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.

squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API! Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output* squidkid: b r u h

after years of French class I can finally get the joke in his alt's name

I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace

Students: math won’t help in real life Techno: “calculates the potatoe output of his enemies so that he may rule”

10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.

Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.

“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno

"Started an SMP series to throw him off the trail." Wait--Wha--Wh *Technoblade spends months creating a series just to ensure one video isn't obselete*

Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.

Long Live The Potato King

This is truly the best minecraft series ever, at least for me. Rest in Peace King.

squid: "He has a mental illness" Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"

Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this

After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE

“this man has a mental illness” 9:41 LMFAO I DIED

So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.

“This man has been playing checkers while I’ve been farming potatoes” -technoblade 2020

There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)

I remember foogle at first I didn’t know what technoblade meant but now I remember in the pitman video foogle trolled him by canceling the trade

If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.

Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction” Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you

babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session

"Technoblade never dies" -Sun tzu, the art of war

“Most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success.” How did such a deep quote come from such a stupid series

Why is nobody talking about Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"

What can I say that hasn't already been said a million times? You are still the greatest KZfaqr on the platform, inside and outside of Minecraft. Your humor is witty and fun, and you have confidence I could only dream of. I know you personally won't see this, or any of the other comments Techno, but you were the greatest. Technoblade never dies.

„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“ *Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE

Squid: "Who are you?" Techno: *_"Death."_*

Dear techno army, We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and force KZfaq to make him a custom 20 mil play button by 1 June 2024 ,his birthday as 'Mere death cannot conquer The Blade'

"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.

This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world

When you create an entire SMP Earth series... TO THROW SOMEONE OFF YOUR POTATO FARMING.

Thank you so much Mr beast for recommending this.

i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts

"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude

I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).

techno is a true story teller, rip techno, u will never die in our hearts

Rest in piece king Probably one of your best series

“Pewdiepie vs T series is the biggest war in the galaxy” Technoblade: *Hold my Potatoes*

Squid kid: “I will rule the potato world!” PommesDeTerre: “VIVE LA REVOLUTION!”

"Do not EVER let your opponent win, or else his potatoes will overtake you." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!

"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

“So I started SMP Earth as a distraction” Antarctic empire: **Betrayal Noises**

I just need to watch this one more time

You know, i can't help but wonder what the devs/mods team's reaction was when they saw two players just skyrocket their potato harvest on the server

The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)

This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.

Surprising that squid didn't comment on this video, he commented on the first war.

Happy Birthday, Technoblade

alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again

lets be real technoblade is one of the most interesting channels that exploded. its an actual competitive orientated minecraft channel, even though all minecraft youtubers that are really big are just casuals that mainly became big by other games. I think technoblade became big because he is entertaining and competitive at the same time so its fun to see him "stab kids" .

13:48 "this man has been playing checkers while ive been farming potatoes. hes through" XD the normal saying goes. paraphrasing: "this man has been playing checkers while ive been playing chess"

It's a terrifying and depressing feeling knowing that the Charming person your watching it dead it just feels wrong I wasn't a diehard techno fan for as long as some but the second I new who he was I watched every single one of his videos it's a feeling that I can't describe a overwhelming feeling of discomfort while I'm still a dumb ass teen and have only experienced one death technos death made It feel like two

THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.

*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy* *#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously

Technoblade will always The true potato Champion. Rest Well King

“This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid “I just really like potatoes” -Techno

"I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" thank you technoblade

6:53 Outside:"I would never fo that, I am a good person. " Inside:"It was too inefficient!" 😂😂😂

2:02 I didn't feel bad for squid but now I am jealous he got to talk to Techno but rest in peace. Maybe he would have hearted some of my comments if I grew up faster but nevertheless he improved my life and his videos were the first bit of very intelligent humour I saw in English.

I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier

This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.

Bro started an entire smo series just to stay number 1 in potato farming mad respect

today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough

The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then

Squid: "im not joking im dropping school" Techno: "that's not wise" Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"* BOI

When he said "I NEED 24 OF THESE" I genuinely flinched back and then started laughing. This man is a legend and if you don't think the same I have something to say: L NERDDD

Who else is rewatching all his vids to show our love ❤️

13:09 _"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_ -Technoblade

Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings

Thank you for everything techno, you can finally rest... It's now our job to remember you as long as we are still breathing in this tiny world of nerds.

I SHALL WATCH EVERY, I MEAN EVERY VIDEO TO CONTINUE HIS LEGACY I MUST, RISE TECHNOBLADE REMEMBERERS, RISE

Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.

“This man’s been playing checkers... WHILE IVE BEEN FARMING POTATOES!” - Technoblade, a U.S. 2020 Candidate

The implication that he made the smp series purely to throw squid kid off of his trail is hilarious

By 9:43 using math it took technoblade 26 HOURS and 55 minutes. Thank you.

“I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally” Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war

Me: If Potato War was so good, why isn't there a Potato War Two? Technoblade: