Skyblock: The Great Potato War

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Technoblade

Technoblade

4 жыл бұрын

absolutely obliterating my career by going on hiatus for a month just to ruin one guy's day specifically
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"Anxiety" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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& outro:
"Comin Round the Mountain" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Пікірлер: 47 000
@imasquidkid
@imasquidkid 4 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE THE WORST
@Technoblade
@Technoblade 4 жыл бұрын
L
@sillyliftercentral
@sillyliftercentral 4 жыл бұрын
im a squid kid no u
@eternal9072
@eternal9072 4 жыл бұрын
im a squid kid re
@tylerd6031
@tylerd6031 4 жыл бұрын
god bless your soul
@beepboop4043
@beepboop4043 4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@mrmystery7225
@mrmystery7225 3 жыл бұрын
“You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!” “It was a good painting!”
@ZHH_Studios
@ZHH_Studios 3 жыл бұрын
*l u l*
@loganreano1910
@loganreano1910 3 жыл бұрын
People at art museums be like
@i2t290
@i2t290 3 жыл бұрын
lololol
@Anistotle
@Anistotle 3 жыл бұрын
Why afk on other people's island is bad ?
@sirjoemega3744
@sirjoemega3744 3 жыл бұрын
@@Anistotle did u watch the technoblade potato war series or what
@whynotanyting
@whynotanyting 4 жыл бұрын
"You AFKed on my island for 12 hours." "It was a good painting."
@futurafree3669
@futurafree3669 4 жыл бұрын
Nincadalop that killed me
@zionj104
@zionj104 4 жыл бұрын
@@futurafree3669 ditto
@pphrph2176
@pphrph2176 4 жыл бұрын
i just realised he was foreshadowing that he was going to take #1
@andreay2854
@andreay2854 4 жыл бұрын
But it was a good painting
@Trainwreck3000
@Trainwreck3000 4 жыл бұрын
it was tho
@Herrscher-of-Autism
@Herrscher-of-Autism Ай бұрын
Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about
@gandpork
@gandpork 25 күн бұрын
This comment is perfect
@kazu7568
@kazu7568 21 күн бұрын
Every now and then I always find myself back at his videos watching them again and again
@themostproblematicperson
@themostproblematicperson 19 күн бұрын
lmao
@gavinsepicgaming9835
@gavinsepicgaming9835 13 күн бұрын
Wait how is this related to ADHD, if anything wouldn't ADHD make you not do this?
@gandpork
@gandpork 13 күн бұрын
@@gavinsepicgaming9835 ADHD includes an infamous ability to hyper focus on specific tasks. The long version: Adhd is not low attention, it is the lack of an ability to efficiently produce and or interact with dopamine, this means that people with adhd will search out any and all stimulation they can; because of this when a constant supply of dopamine presents itself to those with adhd they will focus on the source for as long as they can, hence why video games, drugs, pornography, and other addictive substances are common among those affected by adhd.
@Galaxygirl6219
@Galaxygirl6219 Ай бұрын
No matter how many times I watch his videos I’ll never get tired of watching them. It’s strange hearing his voice even though he’s gone but it still makes me laugh hearing his jokes. TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES, fly high king. Give them hell in the afterlife.
@StaftyPlus
@StaftyPlus 29 күн бұрын
I'm still making fanarts of him, and talking about him alot. Tho my friends think I'm weird but I believe he should not be forgotten.
@themostproblematicperson
@themostproblematicperson 19 күн бұрын
NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@cyberlord2987
@cyberlord2987 12 күн бұрын
Honestly greatest of all time, the certified GOAT
@zacrader815
@zacrader815 4 жыл бұрын
“You ruined my life” Techno: lol
@goldenpaperyt9763
@goldenpaperyt9763 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: OMG 1st place on HYPIXEL Technoblade: puts war in the title and get demonitised
@nmll
@nmll 4 жыл бұрын
666 like
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 4 жыл бұрын
lol
@pewpew2321
@pewpew2321 4 жыл бұрын
goldenpaper YT I assumed he got demonitised for saying the word ‘slavery’
@enderlovesbagels101
@enderlovesbagels101 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to go afk now bye” “WHY” This got a good chuckle outta me
@FireDramine7
@FireDramine7 3 жыл бұрын
same hahahhaa
@aminderamirite9097
@aminderamirite9097 3 жыл бұрын
(._.)
@blazeforerunner37
@blazeforerunner37 3 жыл бұрын
Welp it’s potato time
@miladjabri4463
@miladjabri4463 3 жыл бұрын
At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in
@FireDramine7
@FireDramine7 3 жыл бұрын
@@miladjabri4463 It's a mod called Optifine which optimizes the game and also adds this zoom option. Standard it's on left control I think
@colin_fabry
@colin_fabry 23 күн бұрын
4 years ago I was a freshman in high school, now I’m in college. God bless Technoblade we miss you, and watching these videos proves you’ll never die
@user-gl3fi1pi2t
@user-gl3fi1pi2t 20 күн бұрын
I was a freshman in quarantine and that’s when I first came across him, still a great comfort.
@gavinsepicgaming9835
@gavinsepicgaming9835 Күн бұрын
Maybe, if you drop out it will will him back into existance
@TyrantofArson
@TyrantofArson Ай бұрын
Coming back here after Wilbur. Wilbur was my go to for comfort after Techno died. Now I'm just back here again. Its good to hear techno's voice again.
@Chxrlottexo
@Chxrlottexo Ай бұрын
Gods. Yeah. I don’t know what’s wrong with Wilbur, but techno is obviously better at this point.
@bugmen4849
@bugmen4849 Ай бұрын
if slimecicle turns out to be a terrible person or smth like that ill actually go feral at this point
@TyrantofArson
@TyrantofArson Ай бұрын
@@bugmen4849 Slimcicle, Schlatt, or Markiplier for me
@platannapipidae9621
@platannapipidae9621 Ай бұрын
​@@TyrantofArson if Markiplier turns out a bad guy, i'm deleting internet.
@Chxrlottexo
@Chxrlottexo Ай бұрын
I’m sticking with ranboo and aimsey if they do something bad I might just die ( edit: you know what, I’m ignoring the minecraft community other that hermitcraft and ESMP yters )
@Geegs
@Geegs 3 жыл бұрын
"you ruined my life" "LOL"
@itbit1776
@itbit1776 3 жыл бұрын
Either your the worst tier of staff or your netherite tier
@arabicnokia4399
@arabicnokia4399 3 жыл бұрын
@@itbit1776 he's not a channel moderator but he also got 700 likes for commenting the pinned comment
@georgeofhamilton
@georgeofhamilton 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@zvolyx3247
@zvolyx3247 3 жыл бұрын
The kind of comments that 2k likes and 4 replies always weird me out.
@Despacitoian
@Despacitoian 3 жыл бұрын
Geegs L O L
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS Technoblade: it was a good painting LMAO
@aunghowa3943
@aunghowa3943 3 жыл бұрын
Banana u copied >:(
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
Hkun Aung i was just quoting one of my favourite bits from the video
@kreonidas7475
@kreonidas7475 3 жыл бұрын
@@smokingdatclipzypack 9:26 lol
@BananaWasTaken
@BananaWasTaken 3 жыл бұрын
Pinked Woopsie just removed the really
@kreonidas7475
@kreonidas7475 3 жыл бұрын
@@BananaWasTaken does it really matter?
@Alexandria-il2zv
@Alexandria-il2zv 25 күн бұрын
Coming back to this after Techno’s death, Dsmp ending, and Wilbur being exposed hits so hard. This series’s just means so much to me, it’s my only comfort ❤
@TazariaGaming
@TazariaGaming 25 күн бұрын
Finding myself back here again after Squid's newest upload. He's grown a lot and even got a #1 spot himself! In pork no less haha. I bet you'd have loved that. I'm proud of him. It's been 4 years, yet here I am quoting along with every single word you say. I still know the whole video by heart. It's been close to 2 years since you left us. We haven't forgotten you. We never will. Technoblade never dies, after all
@nekouwu3303
@nekouwu3303 3 жыл бұрын
“YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS” “IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING” 13/10 response
@Joelle0821
@Joelle0821 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Joelle0821
@Joelle0821 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@memeelite5012
@memeelite5012 3 жыл бұрын
Speech level 100
@nekouwu3303
@nekouwu3303 3 жыл бұрын
English 1000
@johnmendez9525
@johnmendez9525 3 жыл бұрын
Technokira?
@warp5532
@warp5532 4 жыл бұрын
everyone: Where did techno go? Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...
@j4hs179
@j4hs179 4 жыл бұрын
*i FARM all day* *i FARM all night*
@warp5532
@warp5532 4 жыл бұрын
@@j4hs179 i FARM all seeds 'Till those 'tatoes are inside
@rodneygalaxyplayz4532
@rodneygalaxyplayz4532 4 жыл бұрын
@@warp5532 I farm your mom
@jonahjeffrey9059
@jonahjeffrey9059 4 жыл бұрын
this comment is fuckin great
@Pins30
@Pins30 4 жыл бұрын
ye
@doomsdayr3ap3r99
@doomsdayr3ap3r99 22 күн бұрын
Idk about you guys but I’ve got to watch it again. Very bittersweet. Squid had to make that dang video about pork chops. Miss this man so much. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
@hehahehahehahehaheha
@hehahehahehahehaheha 22 күн бұрын
I got recommended this video right after watching Squid Kids
@tinystorm2076
@tinystorm2076 3 ай бұрын
I've seen this video probably 20 times and it never fails to make me burst out laughing. Rest in peace techno
@lukazilla
@lukazilla 2 ай бұрын
same bro
@blaine1138
@blaine1138 Ай бұрын
We all miss you techno
@raet8767
@raet8767 4 жыл бұрын
“Fortunately I have a couple” Literally hundreds of catalysts
@calvincrowder2198
@calvincrowder2198 4 жыл бұрын
more like thousands
@flashback2335
@flashback2335 4 жыл бұрын
R/whoooosh
@calvincrowder2198
@calvincrowder2198 4 жыл бұрын
@@flashback2335 nah i realize it was sarcasm
@lemond_9139
@lemond_9139 4 жыл бұрын
He stole my crystals );
@nombregd
@nombregd 4 жыл бұрын
More like billions
@technobladefan7791
@technobladefan7791 3 жыл бұрын
Techno probably caused a whole literal inflation of hot potato books making them extremely easy to buy, because so many more people farmed potatoes and then sold books. This means when he was trying to do this to get hot potato books for his tool upgrades, he helped everyone in skyblock get easier tool upgrades
@virtual2288
@virtual2288 3 жыл бұрын
He's just that nice to everyone. nothing else lmao. Yea but it's a nice byproduct of a WAR
@Soul-xm4kc
@Soul-xm4kc 3 жыл бұрын
he may be a villain and an anarchist, but he is a good anarchist.
@meenahh
@meenahh 3 жыл бұрын
yes that actually happened
@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18
@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 3 жыл бұрын
they are literally 50K RIGHT NOW
@garygao6072
@garygao6072 3 жыл бұрын
@@QJGODHTPANFBYHEVDH18 EXACTLY, EVERYONE IS TRYING TO MEME AND BECOME NUMBER 1 DESPITE NEEDING TO WAIT A BILLION YEARS WITHOUT MANUAL FARMING
@MistifullD
@MistifullD Ай бұрын
It's heartbreaking because every now and again I forget he's gone and wonder when his next vid will come out, only to remember the blade has been placed in a stone..... Technoblade never... ever dies ❤
@thatWerewolf_1289
@thatWerewolf_1289 9 күн бұрын
Techno would've been so proud of this year's april fools update
@rico4376
@rico4376 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m having fun” "I dropped out of college for this” -Technoblade 2019
@raymond9479
@raymond9479 3 жыл бұрын
@@totallycreek4812 same
@beanieboo4047
@beanieboo4047 3 жыл бұрын
Why is it that we're all just a bunch of depressed blobs who like laughing at random shit? Cause that's what this generation is known for.
@kittylitty01
@kittylitty01 3 жыл бұрын
Beanie Boo 404 damm to real
@samstevens2945
@samstevens2945 3 жыл бұрын
it was a funny joke, but we saw the video
@cardboardbox331
@cardboardbox331 3 жыл бұрын
The only way to make this funnier is if you took this quote out of context and made it into two characters speaking to each other
@SteveLaw80
@SteveLaw80 4 жыл бұрын
im_a_squid_kid: *exists* Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career
@monsterhugg1664
@monsterhugg1664 4 жыл бұрын
end*
@bjornstrand6979
@bjornstrand6979 4 жыл бұрын
More like life
@ironichippo9859
@ironichippo9859 4 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@overlordemu7765
@overlordemu7765 4 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for him
@polish_filipino
@polish_filipino 4 жыл бұрын
"You ruined my life, this is all I had" - im_a_ squid_kid, 2019
@PopYoutubee
@PopYoutubee Ай бұрын
Technoblade: I dropped out of college for this Also Technoblade: I have an English Major
@TallBeanStalk
@TallBeanStalk Ай бұрын
He has an English major in his basement, every time he needs a sun Tzu quote he pokes it with a stick
@oscarglad5284
@oscarglad5284 5 күн бұрын
​@@TallBeanStalk every time he needed* a quote
@TallBeanStalk
@TallBeanStalk 5 күн бұрын
@@oscarglad5284 my bad- autocorrect + bad eyesight
@TallBeanStalk
@TallBeanStalk 5 күн бұрын
@@oscarglad5284wait a damn minute-
@dyscot9905
@dyscot9905 Ай бұрын
Every now and then its nice to come back and watch these 🙂
@Light_King29
@Light_King29 Ай бұрын
Heck yea
@MrMontagneMain
@MrMontagneMain 22 күн бұрын
Realll
@seethezey
@seethezey 16 күн бұрын
yeah, hearing techno's voice once again is worth it
@Kage_Of_The_Shadows
@Kage_Of_The_Shadows 14 күн бұрын
So true
@grimreefer9324
@grimreefer9324 3 жыл бұрын
“Whitelisted what do you want from me” “My goals are beyond your understanding”
@MmMm-cr9yn
@MmMm-cr9yn 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m the first comment on this.
@fluffiesx7404
@fluffiesx7404 3 жыл бұрын
@@MmMm-cr9yn im second
@JustNuggie
@JustNuggie 3 жыл бұрын
I'm third
@jmcu17
@jmcu17 3 жыл бұрын
I'm seven and I still can't count.
@maxlfn
@maxlfn 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmcu17 I’m 420th
@ajcastillo9152
@ajcastillo9152 3 жыл бұрын
Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put? Techno: *Yes*
@samuraiplayzzz5957
@samuraiplayzzz5957 3 жыл бұрын
Are you my brother?
@ajcastillo9152
@ajcastillo9152 3 жыл бұрын
@@samuraiplayzzz5957 ayy my brudda
@tanky_8677
@tanky_8677 3 жыл бұрын
infinite
@suntzu8529
@suntzu8529 3 жыл бұрын
True
@ajcastillo9152
@ajcastillo9152 3 жыл бұрын
@@suntzu8529 sun tzu pog
@veronicabee5336
@veronicabee5336 Ай бұрын
my comfort series
@jblack8679
@jblack8679 Ай бұрын
I had to watch it again. Technoblade never dies. The legend lives on.
@andrewz4322
@andrewz4322 4 жыл бұрын
squidkid: "You ruined my life" squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school" Technoblade: "L O L"
@pjbreezy
@pjbreezy 4 жыл бұрын
cheese and rice why are there no replies
@beeswall1291
@beeswall1291 4 жыл бұрын
i ruend the 777 likes you got sorry
@andrewz4322
@andrewz4322 4 жыл бұрын
@@beeswall1291 all is well... but the guy who ruined my 69th like however... me and them have some serious talking to do.
@beeswall1291
@beeswall1291 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewz4322 thank you for taking mercy on me
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for squidkid :(
@theniceumbrella7174
@theniceumbrella7174 3 жыл бұрын
Me: searches "sun tzu" KZfaq: potato war, take it or leave it
@bronwyncurnow2960
@bronwyncurnow2960 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao did you know who techno was before googling that???
@henrybissland2349
@henrybissland2349 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@aoxgam3r274
@aoxgam3r274 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@AgreeableSmile
@AgreeableSmile 3 жыл бұрын
aight i'll take it
@pixelatedman1876
@pixelatedman1876 3 жыл бұрын
Il take it
@sparklestorm1236
@sparklestorm1236 16 күн бұрын
Technoblade would have loved the April fools update this year
@SMORE..
@SMORE.. 16 күн бұрын
yea
@radosbarner1734
@radosbarner1734 3 ай бұрын
He is probably up in Valhalla right now, farming potatoes to sustain the warriors that will ride into battle with Odin. For as Napoleon once said: "An army marches on its stomach."
@user-jz6ui8hk7e
@user-jz6ui8hk7e 4 жыл бұрын
“If you need something the answer is slavery” - Sun Tzu
@realcards8203
@realcards8203 4 жыл бұрын
First com.e
@Bruhmomentos0979
@Bruhmomentos0979 4 жыл бұрын
@@realcards8203 first served
@jaaccee
@jaaccee 4 жыл бұрын
Anyways kids go back to the rice farms
@johnpringlespringle1655
@johnpringlespringle1655 3 жыл бұрын
“If u have a problem, the answer is slavery“ -Technoblade 2019
@driproblox3227
@driproblox3227 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh copied
@thelittlenoob2064
@thelittlenoob2064 3 жыл бұрын
Time stap
@synthestesia654
@synthestesia654 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelittlenoob2064 0:15
@Risssyyyyy
@Risssyyyyy 3 жыл бұрын
@@driproblox3227 Do you know how many people say “Bruh copied”?You literally just copied a comment while saying someone else did.
@ilovemen671
@ilovemen671 3 жыл бұрын
@@Risssyyyyy do you realize how many people said you copied someone’s comment. It’s you who is copying
@LavenderHeartsinBlue
@LavenderHeartsinBlue 2 ай бұрын
It’s a tradition to return to this once in a while, especially now after his death.
@goldenbandit886
@goldenbandit886 Ай бұрын
Yeah
@Bloodstar5
@Bloodstar5 Ай бұрын
Facts
@nightwalker3206
@nightwalker3206 24 күн бұрын
It’s crazy to think about how this came out four years ago, but yet it feels like yesterday
@cushdaddy24
@cushdaddy24 2 жыл бұрын
"Whitelisted, are you squid kid's alt?" "No, I just afk here a lot...as a hobby"
@randomalt5770
@randomalt5770 2 жыл бұрын
?
@bilemon_aeiou
@bilemon_aeiou 2 жыл бұрын
he should have said “no i don’t even have the money for an alt”
@froggygirl5707
@froggygirl5707 2 жыл бұрын
its a good painting
@sploob865
@sploob865 2 жыл бұрын
Pop pop
@liamlaffin4077
@liamlaffin4077 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@elijahduvvuri1635
@elijahduvvuri1635 3 жыл бұрын
I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”
@dwightmiller9538
@dwightmiller9538 3 жыл бұрын
He is justifying his stalking by calling it "investigative journalism"
@stormy9920
@stormy9920 3 жыл бұрын
Why are we back here again!?!
@purevessel6026
@purevessel6026 3 жыл бұрын
@@stormy9920 every moth i come here to see this sooo
@unknownmj1699
@unknownmj1699 3 жыл бұрын
@@purevessel6026 lol
@rosamartinezdiaz3442
@rosamartinezdiaz3442 3 жыл бұрын
@@purevessel6026 yeah same
@dogejuice
@dogejuice 26 күн бұрын
somebody:beats technos potato amount techno:*revives to farm potatoes*
@mrmango7159
@mrmango7159 4 күн бұрын
Rest in peace Technoblade 😢
@jackwasfound8642
@jackwasfound8642 3 жыл бұрын
"If hypixel has taught me anything, is that if you have a problem, the answer is slavery."
@ali_exists1482
@ali_exists1482 3 жыл бұрын
When he said that I laughed so hard lol
@OgGhostJelly
@OgGhostJelly 3 жыл бұрын
did you know that rule also applies to real life? I sure do.
@Daveyhmmm
@Daveyhmmm 3 жыл бұрын
“In the first time on 2b2t history, slave labour.”
@jackwasfound8642
@jackwasfound8642 3 жыл бұрын
@@Daveyhmmm lol
@tem7915
@tem7915 3 жыл бұрын
@@OgGhostJelly no
@kimberlitemc8295
@kimberlitemc8295 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: the only person to use ancient Chinese war strategies to win in an online potato race
@jpobi9880
@jpobi9880 4 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu would be proud
@acua6032
@acua6032 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@theendermighty5006
@theendermighty5006 4 жыл бұрын
Kimberlite Mc omg kimberlite ily
@cope3
@cope3 5 күн бұрын
its tradition for me to watch this once a month
@samuelcaloracan
@samuelcaloracan 10 күн бұрын
You would love the recent April Fools Potato Update, you should play it sometime in heaven
@honavaioleti8663
@honavaioleti8663 4 жыл бұрын
Squid: "find him, discover his home, learn of his habits and tendencies, and return to me with his flaws. His name...is Technoblade" Jerry: "...name noted"
@jafsrob
@jafsrob 4 жыл бұрын
i am the 69th like
@cloudtone-nyto3776
@cloudtone-nyto3776 4 жыл бұрын
Hona Vaioleti LMAOOO
@LGWaffle
@LGWaffle 4 жыл бұрын
THEORY OF THE YEAR
@ErujeiOfficial
@ErujeiOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Techno needs to read this
@sleepieking6889
@sleepieking6889 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh it was 696 you ruined it
@no.you.
@no.you. 3 жыл бұрын
This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.
@ricardo1405
@ricardo1405 3 жыл бұрын
No he was just too lazy to buy them of the AH
@colefelton
@colefelton 3 жыл бұрын
And now he head won
@oganesson7255
@oganesson7255 3 жыл бұрын
Tortoise: Now, I have won.
@user-kx8pu6ys5i
@user-kx8pu6ys5i 3 жыл бұрын
Ye
@abslzero
@abslzero 3 жыл бұрын
@@colefelton ah yes he *head* won
@Your-local-drowsiness
@Your-local-drowsiness 14 күн бұрын
if you die by cancer the cancer dies to it wasn’t a loss it was a draw R.I.P technoblade never dies
@eejittusk
@eejittusk 13 күн бұрын
Those were some beautiful words. 😢❤
@CJboss33
@CJboss33 21 күн бұрын
I’m happy that KZfaq still keeps putting this in my recommended. I love this video and I miss you every time I see you in an old video. Thank you for laughs and memories. RIP Techno
@dazeyt984
@dazeyt984 3 жыл бұрын
Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*
@dogebreadb7125
@dogebreadb7125 3 жыл бұрын
No replies lol les go free liked
@natigefner9834
@natigefner9834 3 жыл бұрын
How am I the 3rd like on a comment that has over 650 likes
@darklusare7582
@darklusare7582 3 жыл бұрын
yay 666 for the technobeast number
@juliansworld7672
@juliansworld7672 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@coffeetree_
@coffeetree_ 3 жыл бұрын
“L”
@abebegetahun106
@abebegetahun106 3 жыл бұрын
"you ruined my life." technoblade: "LOL"
@mdxcausey
@mdxcausey 3 жыл бұрын
basically 13 year old "packers" on discord when they doxx someone and grab their location
@shutdown5653
@shutdown5653 3 жыл бұрын
e
@DarkVocal194
@DarkVocal194 3 жыл бұрын
Potato 🥔
@PoetaFinch
@PoetaFinch Ай бұрын
The fact that I re watch this once a week still just shows how much techno has my heart
@gamerboi.5267
@gamerboi.5267 5 күн бұрын
Whos getting this video recomended in 2024 ? . RIP LEGEND 👑 🐷
@seraphoftheend8132
@seraphoftheend8132 5 күн бұрын
me rn never watched him before
@jaxonmanuel4401
@jaxonmanuel4401 3 күн бұрын
@@seraphoftheend8132 missed out G I’m a OG
@Allunary
@Allunary 3 жыл бұрын
I love how in the first potato war episode he says he'd never farm by hand, and then by the end of it thats exactly what he was doing- incredible character growth
@dolphindubstep965
@dolphindubstep965 3 жыл бұрын
Insomnia Blaze I love the fact that that isn’t an exaggeration lol he farmed potatoes by hand for 11 hours a day every day for the entire summer. THAT is chaotic energy.
@itme8622
@itme8622 3 жыл бұрын
@@dolphindubstep965 Damn you must be from the future cus it's July ya doofus lol
@dolphindubstep965
@dolphindubstep965 3 жыл бұрын
It Me oh I’m dumb lol
@alexsiemers7898
@alexsiemers7898 3 жыл бұрын
He also said it would take 8 months to pay off his potato 11 minions. And here we are, 8 months later
@danielconlan8805
@danielconlan8805 3 жыл бұрын
This is like an actual movie trilogy
@henrywaldhausen7947
@henrywaldhausen7947 3 жыл бұрын
“He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours “309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes
@Bhoope
@Bhoope 3 жыл бұрын
1.75 mil an hour
@complicated1574
@complicated1574 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy to see the progress
@xtrats198
@xtrats198 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy how ppl state some more facts steal my comment and get more likes
@xtrats198
@xtrats198 3 жыл бұрын
Plus it was 10 mill a day so just kinda mad
@Alex-cz3te
@Alex-cz3te 3 жыл бұрын
Xtrats yOu StOlE mY cOmMeNt shut up idiot
@animegod5799
@animegod5799 Ай бұрын
Its been 4 years yet I'm still here coming back from time to time
@approachingapoapsis
@approachingapoapsis 9 күн бұрын
It's kinda funny. Back in the alpha/beta days of minecraft there was a meme about squids being potatoes. No clue why, I think it was Yogscast related? Point being, years later Technoblade the pigman manages to defeat Squidkid at potato farming and became the number 1 potato farmer. And years after that, in honor of the fallen, Squidkid became the number one porkchop farmer. I dunno, maybe it's cheesy, but I think it's nice the way this game's got its own weird history that connects all of us. It's ridiculous, it's varied, it's flawed sometimes, and it's so very human. And I'm glad I've been around to see so much of it.
@zaekat4088
@zaekat4088 3 жыл бұрын
“I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“
@hollyh3181
@hollyh3181 3 жыл бұрын
*hysterical laughter from wilbur*
@jefferson745
@jefferson745 3 жыл бұрын
LAUGH IN 10 MONTH
@faraday3683
@faraday3683 3 жыл бұрын
Now *that’s a lie*
@chunky8684
@chunky8684 3 жыл бұрын
im the 1k like :D
@dejiadeyale9444
@dejiadeyale9444 3 жыл бұрын
Was this in a livestream? If so when??
@k_0nge
@k_0nge 4 жыл бұрын
"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak" -Sun Tzu
@Linneom
@Linneom 4 жыл бұрын
Some loser:HELP GET THIS ROCK OFF ME!! me literally hulk: every day I break my bones.
@kouluruoka7920
@kouluruoka7920 4 жыл бұрын
@@Linneom K boomer
@OcaenNam
@OcaenNam 4 жыл бұрын
@@kouluruoka7920 what
@kdino1054
@kdino1054 4 жыл бұрын
@@Linneom bruh
@xninewxw7559
@xninewxw7559 4 жыл бұрын
Kouluruoka HOW DARE YOU
@jackaljack0
@jackaljack0 23 күн бұрын
He’s now farming potatoes in sky block forever
@TheVoidManager
@TheVoidManager Ай бұрын
This can't be... This man.... Made EIGHT POTATO ELEVEN MINIONS.... *AND THEN HE PAINTED THE MONA LISA"*
@Part1ng
@Part1ng 3 жыл бұрын
“First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade
@Dyliannare
@Dyliannare 3 жыл бұрын
@@ranpu1019 hahahaha
@slushelhusky2448
@slushelhusky2448 3 жыл бұрын
He literally radiates chaotic energy. Constantly sounding so dead inside but his ideas are enough to derail an entire dnd session.
@Lia-oz6sv
@Lia-oz6sv 3 жыл бұрын
techno would be that dnd player all dms fear
@linkmariokirby7373
@linkmariokirby7373 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lia-oz6sv he'd love to kill the necromancer that destroyed his village and raised his friends and family as monstrous undead wights but he JUST found this cool rundown tavern in this town in the middle of nowhere and now he HAS to make the best tavern in the lands
@user-ug7cr6zf4l
@user-ug7cr6zf4l 3 жыл бұрын
I vote chaotic neutral
@cupcakewithatophat1131
@cupcakewithatophat1131 3 жыл бұрын
I think it’s more like chaotic lawful
@sumi_luu
@sumi_luu 3 жыл бұрын
Cupcake with a top hat SMP earth, he followed the rules and found loop holes so I vote as well for Chaotic Lawful
@godzillaandstuffproduction9383
@godzillaandstuffproduction9383 Ай бұрын
Rest in peace, Technoblade. I still sorely miss you every day
@Arrow-The-Druid
@Arrow-The-Druid 16 күн бұрын
i never heard about technoblade and the dream smp until i heard he passed away, and four years later, When im at work i listen to the great potato war vids every day. Technoblade never dies
@ariariddle7547
@ariariddle7547 3 жыл бұрын
What people think Techno does: “I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.” What Techno actually does: “THE POTATO DOME!!!”
@goosergeeser1603
@goosergeeser1603 3 жыл бұрын
well i may argue that he does both at once
@poojakhanna3784
@poojakhanna3784 3 жыл бұрын
He is best
@taran.gaston7800
@taran.gaston7800 3 жыл бұрын
@@goosergeeser1603 yeah
@zachary1951
@zachary1951 3 жыл бұрын
only 5,000 orphans. L
@Infinitynous-gg6vs
@Infinitynous-gg6vs 3 жыл бұрын
balancing on a single block is kind of what bedwars players already do.
@cheesehouse2522
@cheesehouse2522 4 жыл бұрын
“I was just minding my business, and then -“ “ᴡʜʏ ɪs ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ"
@ascfox
@ascfox 4 жыл бұрын
.
@MellowJellys
@MellowJellys 2 ай бұрын
Friends: how many times are u gonna watch the same video?!! Me:more then u can count.
@prestonhatcher8275
@prestonhatcher8275 21 күн бұрын
The Jerry's are still multiplying to this day 😂
@xyran3319
@xyran3319 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen Irish Famines with more Potatoes” Technoblade 2019
@strems5539
@strems5539 4 жыл бұрын
69 percent
@minecat_
@minecat_ 4 жыл бұрын
Actually Technoblade 2015, he re-used his old joke
@contentperson8971
@contentperson8971 4 жыл бұрын
Hey bro I accidentally stole your comment and I came here to apologize
@gould8019
@gould8019 4 жыл бұрын
As a Irish person I flew off my chair when I heard it. A mix of finding it funny and feeling betrayed.
@samhoey7762
@samhoey7762 4 жыл бұрын
Yung Ebene ahah same lad
@chronicp1stol5
@chronicp1stol5 4 жыл бұрын
Jerry: Did you beat him. Techno: Yes Jerry: What did it cost Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.
@pandabear_god7303
@pandabear_god7303 4 жыл бұрын
So realistic when we think about techno
@himpta
@himpta 4 жыл бұрын
Brian Lovins yes that is what happened in the video
@toweringvidz6601
@toweringvidz6601 4 жыл бұрын
Lol tru dat
@baterwottle2400
@baterwottle2400 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nezariliass6598
@nezariliass6598 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure squid kids voice is to deep for a kid
@starlion3677
@starlion3677 8 күн бұрын
I am rewatching this from 2024 and I still laugh, this is proof that Technoblade never dies
@painis_awesome
@painis_awesome 4 ай бұрын
“You have ruined my entire life,this was all I had” said the squid kid “Lol” said Technoblade “lmao”
@kalestea
@kalestea 4 жыл бұрын
“I don’t make hot potato books, I make hot potato libraries”- techno 2019
@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754
@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754 4 жыл бұрын
It's like saying I didn't plant a seed, I planted a farm.
@haas7166
@haas7166 4 жыл бұрын
Ily kale marry me
@freesah425
@freesah425 4 жыл бұрын
”NEXT WEEK ON POTATO WARS”
@FortKnox5529
@FortKnox5529 4 жыл бұрын
@@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754 can I use that quote?
@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754
@whyarewestillherejusttosuf7754 4 жыл бұрын
@@FortKnox5529 Absolutely
@Funnydoc
@Funnydoc 4 жыл бұрын
“If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -TechnoBlade
@st2whocares988
@st2whocares988 4 жыл бұрын
I fully agree with that statement
@duskssj4704
@duskssj4704 4 жыл бұрын
ImNoahB White people: write that down, write that down
@Funnydoc
@Funnydoc 4 жыл бұрын
That One Dude White people: “it’s rewind time”
@badimaaa4a548
@badimaaa4a548 4 жыл бұрын
@@duskssj4704 other people: We don't do that here
@waxer3899
@waxer3899 4 жыл бұрын
ImNoahB same where the true birth place of the potato is had that 500 ppl a day building a bloody wall
@Questionable_individual_X
@Questionable_individual_X Ай бұрын
The only minecraft KZfaqr i watched consistently
@Gems_old_account
@Gems_old_account 18 күн бұрын
god i miss all the funny vids techno made
@frayzard
@frayzard 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: talking Camera: ⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️↔️
@purrplaysLE
@purrplaysLE 4 жыл бұрын
Camera:⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬅️⬆️⬇️⏬➡️🔼↙️
@cooleKinder
@cooleKinder 4 жыл бұрын
Camera: ⏬↩️⏮↔️⏭↩️⏬⤴️🔃🔃🔃🔄▶️⬅️⏮↙️▶️↖️⏬↖️⤴️⏺⏮↙️↖️⏺↙️⏬↙️⏺↩️⏺⏭↩️↙️⏬↖️⏺↙️
@Penta55555
@Penta55555 4 жыл бұрын
Camera: ⬆️⏸⏫⬆️🔽⏬⏫⏬⏪🔽◀️🔼▶️⏬↗️↘️➡️⬆️↙️⏬↕️▶️↙️↗️↔️↪️⤴️⬅️➡️▶️↖️↙️↘️◀️➡️
@samsemy6825
@samsemy6825 4 жыл бұрын
HE PULLED OF A STREET FIGHTER ULTIMATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak
@Symmetry_Obsessed_Freak 4 жыл бұрын
Baplo B Camera: ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️▶️
@ToxicYT
@ToxicYT Жыл бұрын
Just one more time, I have to watch this one more time.
@waterysoda
@waterysoda Жыл бұрын
same bruh
@Djdakwjejdc
@Djdakwjejdc Жыл бұрын
i know what you mean
@MystLucid
@MystLucid Жыл бұрын
Same but im not watching this for the final time
@DimityPockets
@DimityPockets Жыл бұрын
Same
@ninjagaming4883
@ninjagaming4883 Жыл бұрын
Crying rn lmao
@wangmatthew2306
@wangmatthew2306 2 ай бұрын
rewatching this for god knows how many times and it still hits the same.. RIP Techno ❤
@user-ud4ym8fc1x
@user-ud4ym8fc1x 2 ай бұрын
Rip techno
@Randxm374
@Randxm374 Ай бұрын
Techno is away on an island somewhere farming potatoes. He'll be back once he has 1 million potatoes.
@vayct586
@vayct586 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he decided to left his alt on the guy's island, that's a 200IQ strat
@solarsteeealgaming7848
@solarsteeealgaming7848 4 жыл бұрын
art of war
@marauder2580
@marauder2580 4 жыл бұрын
I laughed even harder when he left both of them there lmao
@tenacity25
@tenacity25 4 жыл бұрын
The allies moved balloon tanks to trick the Germans into thinking they were mobilizing to invade locations that they weren't for DDay.
@cheeseypeezy1131
@cheeseypeezy1131 4 жыл бұрын
Read your comment out loud lmao
@tobiisagoodboy8510
@tobiisagoodboy8510 4 жыл бұрын
@tenacity25 This comment is funny, because we have to take history class and can relate to the pain and suffering of the central powers when the allied powers cross-teamed on them during World War I.
@mr.dumdum7564
@mr.dumdum7564 4 жыл бұрын
"Potatoes" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
@cryezen
@cryezen 3 жыл бұрын
Potato
@theneonest1777
@theneonest1777 3 жыл бұрын
@@cryezen potato
@beurfus1754
@beurfus1754 3 жыл бұрын
TheNeonest potato potato potato
@o3o3-37
@o3o3-37 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how he feels about some guy using his quotes to help him farm potatoes in a magical game that is displayed on glass
@yousefgallali5304
@yousefgallali5304 3 жыл бұрын
@@beurfus1754 @TheNeost @Potato Potato
@ChromeTectonics
@ChromeTectonics Ай бұрын
Techno for like half the video: *its free real estate!*
@VandalReWeaved-kv4nv5vj1c
@VandalReWeaved-kv4nv5vj1c 24 күн бұрын
i love how he's practically invaded by the jerrys R.I.P Technoblade. you will forever be missed
@vik8126
@vik8126 4 жыл бұрын
"What do you want!?" "I was checking up on the last supper." "You were on my island for like twelve hours??" "It was a good painting!"
@haroldbalzac6336
@haroldbalzac6336 4 жыл бұрын
I like the selfie pfp.
@arcticlightning7255
@arcticlightning7255 4 жыл бұрын
Well, it really was a good painting
@sudeendawadi8787
@sudeendawadi8787 4 жыл бұрын
You really from Nepal??
@dx87gaming31
@dx87gaming31 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a long supper
@BL4D3M45TR
@BL4D3M45TR 3 жыл бұрын
Speech 100
@CaoNiMaBi
@CaoNiMaBi 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: “Who dis?” Squid kid: “You ruined my life...” Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
@idk-dd8dn
@idk-dd8dn 3 жыл бұрын
Harry should of done bedwars instead he has the biggest win streak pretty sure
@copycat698
@copycat698 3 жыл бұрын
Sunflowers I don’t think he has the most because he just gave up but he did cross 1k
@billybobjoe7737
@billybobjoe7737 3 жыл бұрын
I lost 6 million dollars in skyblock because this guy scammed me.
@ireadysucks3026
@ireadysucks3026 3 жыл бұрын
Chicken lil Toonz did you buy his porkchop, because any person who wanted to save coins and with an IQ over 10 would realize it wasn’t worth it.
@miladjabri4463
@miladjabri4463 3 жыл бұрын
At 8:19 how what button is that which makes it zoom in
@now.9105
@now.9105 23 күн бұрын
"Technoblade! Where have you been all this time?!" "Well you see, I've been farming potatoes in -Skyblock- heaven." I genuinely broke down crying for a little when I heard the first words of the video again. I know where he is now, but it's so hard to accept things as they are. The world is unfair.
@co11
@co11 17 күн бұрын
this just auto played in my youtube, first thing i heard is "TECHNOBLADE WERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME" lmfao
@simplex5893
@simplex5893 4 жыл бұрын
“Fortunately I had a couple of Catalyst” *opens a full double chest of catalysts.
@GrowtopiaRecords
@GrowtopiaRecords 4 жыл бұрын
thats the joke
@WaterDragon19
@WaterDragon19 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@InfinityGamingHere
@InfinityGamingHere 4 жыл бұрын
congrats you got the joke!
@justareader____
@justareader____ 4 жыл бұрын
stompy r/pseudowhoooosh
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126 4 жыл бұрын
some random child: *literally just has a lot of potatoes* technoblade: you dare oppose me mortal
@Bated.
@Bated. 4 жыл бұрын
he actually isnt a child, his name is a bamboozle.
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126
@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126 4 жыл бұрын
i meant like, as an expample but o k
@hayden9666
@hayden9666 Ай бұрын
rewatching this gave me a whole wave of nostalgia technoblade never dies
@Ultragamer2017
@Ultragamer2017 Ай бұрын
i miss you technobalde
@jello3141
@jello3141 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this”
@AntonioKillzz7
@AntonioKillzz7 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade does anything the fans:
@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye
@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye 3 жыл бұрын
understood even further
@honeybeeappreciator
@honeybeeappreciator 3 жыл бұрын
my irish friend’s response to this was: why are you in my house
@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye
@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye 3 жыл бұрын
@@honeybeeappreciator Me: I am also Irish
@kylecarberry5580
@kylecarberry5580 3 жыл бұрын
@@theriddlemethispersongoldeneye I’m Irish aswell
@art6322
@art6322 4 жыл бұрын
Naughty List ------- -Technoblade -Whitelisted -Whitelisted2 *_names noted_*
@civilry9842
@civilry9842 4 жыл бұрын
-TimeDeo (Whitelisted3 Nicked)
@art6322
@art6322 4 жыл бұрын
Golden Abyss *_names noted_*
@AncentiiDusk
@AncentiiDusk 4 жыл бұрын
first comment here that made me laugh thanks
@art6322
@art6322 4 жыл бұрын
Arsente well if you ever need to laugh, remember that the answer is always, slavery.
@_lucas_2066
@_lucas_2066 4 жыл бұрын
Nightmare *names noted*
@GamingJokie
@GamingJokie 25 күн бұрын
i heard squid kid got #1 ranked in raw porkchops
@saltysalt2093
@saltysalt2093 18 күн бұрын
Glad to see Techno is never truly gone and still in the algorithm
@godfilms
@godfilms 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if some english teacher tries to find the art of war for the class and finds a 3 part series on farming potatoes in minecraft.
@Mikeanium
@Mikeanium 3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ApppleeSnappplee
@ApppleeSnappplee 3 жыл бұрын
That would be hillarious
@juliazhou1598
@juliazhou1598 3 жыл бұрын
And she LIKES it
@seedy2432
@seedy2432 3 жыл бұрын
That would be funny
@josephm6719
@josephm6719 3 жыл бұрын
Same difference really
@aubreyathame
@aubreyathame 4 жыл бұрын
"THIS MAN MADE 8 POTATO 11 MINIONS *_A N D T H E N H E P A I N T E D T H E M O N A L I S A "_*
@daviddavid-mi5qw
@daviddavid-mi5qw 4 жыл бұрын
Mazcraft yeah it was in the video thanks
@Red-jr2lk
@Red-jr2lk 4 жыл бұрын
Dávid dávid kindly shut the up ty
@gvjjgghbggujhggh7713
@gvjjgghbggujhggh7713 4 жыл бұрын
@@Red-jr2lk shut the up? Lmao
@Red-jr2lk
@Red-jr2lk 4 жыл бұрын
Gvjjgghb Ggujhggh precisely
@gvjjgghbggujhggh7713
@gvjjgghbggujhggh7713 4 жыл бұрын
@@Red-jr2lk seems legit
@floppamango
@floppamango 2 ай бұрын
This is such an iconic hypixel video I miss him every day It feels like techno passed away yesterday but its been an almost teo years
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