Skylar White yo but it's a bad Chinese dub
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Жыл бұрынI had to teach Kevin how to speak Chinese for this
give him a cookie for learning Chinese @starbonk
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@starbonk Жыл бұрын
Damn what a scrumpdididdly dumtious job with the Jesse dub 🍆
@Pepperjack57IsAwesome Жыл бұрын
Skyler whit would be proud
@aeyde Жыл бұрын
5
@mikec6935 Жыл бұрын
was the eggplant emoji necessary 😭
@highkey4316 Жыл бұрын
Yes 🍆🍆🍆
@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын
@@mikec6935 Yes, it shows how erect and eager we are in anticipation of the next Chinese dub of Breaking Bad
@Santimations Жыл бұрын
LMAO THE GONG HAS ME ROLLING
@sgtpaloogoo2811 Жыл бұрын
Excellent humor!
@MariusBoss11458 Жыл бұрын
Do a barellroll
@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 Жыл бұрын
@@MariusBoss11458 ok :)
@Tony_Baloney_69420 Жыл бұрын
More like Bamboo gong 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ 〈🤣ノ
@calicobagels Жыл бұрын
Ikr
@erotictomato Жыл бұрын
the gong instead of the boom got me
@vive335 Жыл бұрын
As a Chinese, I cried 😭 now I’m six feet under. I loved it
@traumatizedmacasio8682 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@nekozombie Жыл бұрын
@@vive335 裏切者
@RelishAndOrangeJuice Жыл бұрын
i legit just clicked on this video and thought i commented this.
@Isabella-dx3nf Жыл бұрын
Thank you for spoiling the punchline
@spookyperson7096 Жыл бұрын
This is so nostalgic. Back in the day, every tv series only had 1 person dubbing the entire show.
@expendableindigo9639 Жыл бұрын
That's mostly in former communist countries isn't it?
@spookyperson7096 Жыл бұрын
@@expendableindigo9639 Does communism have anything to do with it?
@Souflouz 11 ай бұрын
@@spookyperson7096 idk but in Polish television this is normal
@doaa7941 9 ай бұрын
It’s two people dubbing it, it says it in the description
@antonishedsp2036 8 ай бұрын
cuz all countries love American series and movies, but not all know English
@SadGoodman0001 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Jesse was humming Ching Cheng Hanji at the beginning got me
@chuhusuu1 3 ай бұрын
I heard it and went to look for a comment that noticed that
@raspx5386 3 ай бұрын
Jesse Bing-Ma
@vtoxxikv122 2 ай бұрын
That aong called blaxy girls - if you feel my love (chaow mix) 😂
@jin_cotl 2 ай бұрын
Stop just stop 💀 I can’t stop laughing you’re gonna kill me 😢 😂
@aquilschutte 2 ай бұрын
Kitchen in the dungeon
@mayochup Жыл бұрын
this feels like a low budget netflix movie and i love it
@hughjaenus2235 Жыл бұрын
@@wherethetreegrows Those old Russian bootleg movies are horrible, it's almost always the same guy dubbing everything and the quality is like 360p
@hughjaenus2235 Жыл бұрын
@@wherethetreegrows i live in Latvia and we have like 30% Russians, so some of us either choose to watch movies in English or with Russian dubs, my family knows more Russian than English so they keep watching some bootleg Shrek or Diehard etc. But it's always the same guy dubbing them, and i always find it funny how he pronounces the English credits with a thick old Russian accent...
@sonyet497 Жыл бұрын
@@wherethetreegrows core memory right here. I live in the States and absolutely none of them believe me when I tell them this was a thing. All the American films I saw were dubbed like that, always by a single dude with a deep voice. If you were lucky, maybe you’d get a woman dubbing the children/women.
@gifyifhkhmcucyk6865 Жыл бұрын
@@wherethetreegrows Настоящее произведение искусства :)
@gifyifhkhmcucyk6865 Жыл бұрын
@@wherethetreegrows это я
@sonyaho8104 Жыл бұрын
this is brilliant especially the gong part 😂
@toazethegecko Жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao
@datdude5707 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@lowkeylokimusic Жыл бұрын
@@toazethegecko Yo lmao*
@ArisuElysia 8 ай бұрын
As a person who natively speaks Chinese, this is the best Chinese dub for breaking bad on the internet
@jeffeyL 2 ай бұрын
It's actually accurate that it's good fr
@tuna2724 8 ай бұрын
this inspired me to learn chinese, thank you. without this i would never know chinese people were real
@walkingserpent6295 7 ай бұрын
Bravo viyenshi
@cvpiguy 27 күн бұрын
How’s learning Chinese for you so far? 😊
@musicsixtyseven 6 күн бұрын
yes i am in fact, real.
@cheeseburgerjr.3112 Жыл бұрын
As a native Chinese speaker this is peak entertainment lmao
@2ndzero Жыл бұрын
this is taiwanese dub lol😂
@cheeseburgerjr.3112 Жыл бұрын
@@2ndzero I'm also Taiwanese, that's why recognizing the style of dub is extra funny to me hahaha
@Halo_Legend Жыл бұрын
Free Taiwan!
@sunnyonurlawn Жыл бұрын
frrrr hhah
@drugleman601 Жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legendhe said in the comment section shortly before doing nothing to solve the problem
@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын
Lol, Skylar would definitely not be polite enough to say, “不好意思”
@viviankate7240 Жыл бұрын
Agree.
@franky1650 Жыл бұрын
I guess 你好 would be more authentic but OTOH Skylar White using 'Excuse me' aggressively deserves to be preserved in translation too.
@expendableindigo9639 Жыл бұрын
Westerners: Mmmmhmmm, yeah, yup
@Ecstasy404 Жыл бұрын
I mean she does literally say excuse me in English so....
@user-im3jl3tt1c 9 ай бұрын
as a Korean it looks like don't like sound thought?? help me out we only study ancient Chinese character only few years at schoold and mostly never use them
@user-fo4xv7id6r Жыл бұрын
：說我的名字 ：海森堡 ：你是天殺的正確
@ezio-earle3973 2 ай бұрын
"A heavy hard gong sound effect"
@blackironwalterkus3851 Ай бұрын
How does Heisenberg have a Chinese translation?
@afzofa107 22 күн бұрын
cuz heisenberg is the name of a famous scientist so they needed a way to write his name
@user-qx9ws3bl3b Жыл бұрын
I love how Jessie's attitude translates into Chinese as well
@ArcofGrey Жыл бұрын
The gong, the fucking gong destroyed me
@Rohitsingh-ud4ez 10 ай бұрын
Where is this gong line? Time
@finnster321 9 ай бұрын
@@Rohitsingh-ud4ez 0:30
@ketaminepoptarts 4 ай бұрын
@@Rohitsingh-ud4ezthe video isnt even a full minute long, how lazy could you possibly be
@whatisthisf0r Жыл бұрын
Why did Jesse having a wacky accent yo 😂
@polanski2399 Жыл бұрын
i think its taiwanese or something according to another commenter. idk chinese accents but i am speak it
@whatisthisf0r Жыл бұрын
@@polanski2399 it is Taiwanese accent (I’m Taiwanese btw), but Jesse having a mild foreign accent (especially that came from Europe or North America people who just learned how to speak Chinese)
@JJSnake Жыл бұрын
Jesse always has a weird accent, regardless of the language he's speaking. (:
@adamnielson42 Жыл бұрын
@@whatisthisf0r description says he taught his friend how to speak Chinese for this, so that's probably what you're noticing.
@touta8272 Жыл бұрын
Lol I still think it’s pretty good despite him not being a native speaker ngl 😂
@user-fp3yc9hm6m Жыл бұрын
You know, aside from the fact that they were both voiced by the same guy and the weird gong noises, this is not that bad of a dubbing. They translated the original dialogue quite well.
@Jasmine69420 Жыл бұрын
The gong is meant to replace a popular electronic bass drum sound effect overlayed over the english scene which is partly responsible for the scene's circulation through meme culture.
@acoknitteruntemha 11 ай бұрын
@@Jasmine69420 wikipedia but irl
@sinistrality 11 ай бұрын
@@Jasmine69420 That sound effect isn't in the original scene lol
@lordyaky2817 11 ай бұрын
@@Jasmine69420 bro i want you in my life or bingchill 🫠
@mechadoggy 9 ай бұрын
@@sinistrality The gong is more meant to parody modern Chinese shows than anything
@lucyffer8836 Жыл бұрын
I knew those 5 years i spent learning Chinese would one day pay off
@saccnt9196 9 ай бұрын
SO TRVE
@joshuachang5210 Жыл бұрын
Appreciate the traditional subtitles and Taiwanese sounding accent
@quartzking3997 Жыл бұрын
A lot to unpack here - xenophobia - sinophobia - appeal to tradition fallacy - anti-socialism Certified chud moment
@joshuachang5210 Жыл бұрын
@@quartzking3997 When someone says they like something doesn't mean that they have a phobia towards stuff that's not mentioned. Also you'd be tripping if you genuinely think China is socialist in its core, and you'd hate the CCP too if they just point missiles at your country.
@johnphilips9308 Жыл бұрын
Tf does this even mean?
@disrespecc9678 Жыл бұрын
@@quartzking3997 well, if it was actually ccp style, it wouldn’t be realistic since they don’t break bad there
@joshuachang5210 Жыл бұрын
@@johnphilips9308 Well you see communist China made this simplified version of Chinese characters so people can learn to read easier. Originally Taiwan was to adopt the same thing too but didn't because the ruling Kuomintang was enemies with the CCP, which happened to preserve the (according to the majority of ethnic Chinese) better looking characters while literacy is still in the high 90s. History and politics aside though, since it's the Chinese we use in Taiwan, it just feels homey as a Taiwanese. Just disregard whatever that @quartzking3997 guy was trying to pull; CCP literally pay people or even use prisoners to do propaganda, and there are even Chinese government paperworks to prove it.
@sulkybat1016 Жыл бұрын
Xesse singing Ching Cheng Hanji in the beginning is perfect
@ezio-earle3973 Жыл бұрын
I've never noticed this it really adds to the scene
@mele1bxb1 Жыл бұрын
Mele1bab11
@cbbblue8348 Жыл бұрын
Jie Xi*
@lef1sh111 Жыл бұрын
The gong just ties it all together💀
@hansg9826 Жыл бұрын
Skylar be spitting bars at 0:30 The rhythm is unmatched 🔥
@arick99 Жыл бұрын
Wow, Chinese women have very deep voice!
@ezio-earle3973 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but it's beautiful
@lizexi7115 Жыл бұрын
thats a male voice...
@alexm.2805 Жыл бұрын
@@lizexi7115congratulations, you discovered the joke
@Peabnub_Bubber Жыл бұрын
Its why I love Chinese women
@KinggMo Жыл бұрын
@@lizexi7115 oh brother
@wingdead2556 Жыл бұрын
When he said “真的假的” I felt that.
@ouoouo2811 Жыл бұрын
額.....好的 yo
@user-yw8vi1nw6u Жыл бұрын
我笑爛，yo！
@vive335 Жыл бұрын
爆笑😂
@user-erichen Жыл бұрын
終於找到中文留言，yo!
@joem.3124 Жыл бұрын
*bong*
@juice8431 Жыл бұрын
yo!
@seinanana Жыл бұрын
Yo
@music_kun69420 Жыл бұрын
my 3 years of chinese class has led up to this
@Edario Жыл бұрын
还有就是，我的妹夫啊，是一名缉毒局探员yo，最好不要逼我把他请来哦，明白吗？...yo
@EmperorDank Жыл бұрын
When you try to watch the TV in a foreign hotel
@JessiePinkman Жыл бұрын
不管你在賣什麼 我都不會買Yo
@connaeris8230 7 ай бұрын
As someone who is learning Chinese, this is so satisfying! It's an easy dialogue and I was able to understand almost every word. The ones I didn't understand I got by remembering the original version of the show. Also it's cool to see the traditional characters in action, since we exclusively do our studying through the simplified ones. Nice video, 谢谢你！
@jayqiu2507 Жыл бұрын
As a Taiwanese Breaking bad fan, I am very satisfied with the Chinese dubbing and punchline
@FenShen-us9tv 6 ай бұрын
US colony
@MarkArandjus Жыл бұрын
Now I want to see an Indian soap opera-style edit with the hyper over-dramatic zooms and such :D
@RozoTheGreat Жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/oc5naMyYq6q3iZc.html :)
@MarkArandjus Жыл бұрын
@@RozoTheGreat Nice :D
@70sman Жыл бұрын
Netflix India actually made an Indian soap opera parody of breaking bad, it's on KZfaq
@confusedredditor1660 Жыл бұрын
just no
@monbub Жыл бұрын
I would pay for this
@vAqeii Жыл бұрын
THE GONG 💀
@MUZUKUN-YT Жыл бұрын
Ayo, it's vAqeii 😭
@lomo1407 Жыл бұрын
The gong sound effect had me dying 💀
@StriderStryker 8 ай бұрын
This dub will always be a certified bing chilling classic.
@balloondagger0 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t touch me!” While proceeding to trespass on private property.
@hkey30510 Жыл бұрын
沒看劇情但還是靠碑好笑wwwwwwwww
@Halo_Legend Жыл бұрын
Winnie the pooh lookin as
@dustybawls7085 Жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend Biden looking as
@srehh5529 Жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend They're Taiwanese lmao. Got nothing to do with Pooh
@yui406 Жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend eh yo chill, We are Taiwanese yo Aka friendlies yo
@lordkrummi Жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend theyre speaking Taiwanese yo
@nilanjan_majumder 9 ай бұрын
Jesse humming ching cheng hanji in the beginning 😂
@SH_Hof Жыл бұрын
That's actually a pretty good dub. I remember seeing polish dubs from time to time when i was a kid. Movies used to be dubbed by a single guy who was speaking in a monotonous voice throughout the whole movie.
@Tiishen 9 ай бұрын
They didn't used to be dubbed that way, they still are. Obviously not *all* of them. But you hear it a lot on TV
@viviankate7240 Жыл бұрын
As a malaysian Chinese who loves breaking bad, this scene is weirdly good
@samgyeopsal569 Жыл бұрын
Do you break bad often?
@Ugg_Son_Of_Thogg Жыл бұрын
@@samgyeopsal569 usually break dance la. Never heard of break bad.
@viviankate7240 Жыл бұрын
@@samgyeopsal569 Waltuhhh
@idiotlol196 Жыл бұрын
the dub sound like malaysian trying to speak proper mandarin also lmao
@mokeenoch7900 Жыл бұрын
Encik Putih, kitorang kena masak!
@Chachoes Жыл бұрын
Videos like these are why I still watch youtube
@quirkygirlboss Жыл бұрын
Fuckin HOWLING at the gong 💀💀💀
@maxbowen8925 Жыл бұрын
the gong and the fact that skyler is voiced by probably the same dude as Jessie makes it so much funnier
@Dan-kg4vr Жыл бұрын
*gong sfx Jesse: "Zhen de Jia de😯."
@LiftMastermusic2024 Жыл бұрын
It weird that you can say “uh-huh” the exact same way no matter what language your speaking
@Halo_Legend Жыл бұрын
Wrong. In my country, you say mhm or aha - uh-huh sounds as if you were sick.
@user-kp1gb7cp8g Жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend Bro "aha" is literally how you pronounce English "uh-huh" it's just written that way.
@vogel6554 Жыл бұрын
@@user-kp1gb7cp8g the vowel might be different. I’m Swedish for example it’s aha, but the a sounds like the o in long
@DollfaceLizkah Жыл бұрын
This is definitely false lol I speak multiple languages where we don't do this
@burgerbait Жыл бұрын
I can think of at least 18 languages I speak where this isn't the case
@rifqihatta Жыл бұрын
So simple yet had me rolling
@lordexplosionmuder_bakugou5673 8 ай бұрын
The Gong is everything.
@LetsGoHUGE 3 ай бұрын
这视频让我想起2000初，你知道那时候互联网不够发达，中国大陆接触很多西方电影的途径是看盗版DVD。给电影加上国语配音音轨是很多盗版DVD打赢其它盗版的优势，因为购买者可以多一个选择比如合家欢电影可以和长辈一起看。但是官方配音的电影屈指可数只有央视引进或者进口商引进才会做，所以所以，后来发展成盗版电影商自己组织了一些草台班子，三两个人配音一整部电影。出来的效果很多词不达意莫名其妙，相对而言其实这个视频已经算不错。。。
@babydropkicker333 Жыл бұрын
the gong is the equivalent of the vine boom effect
@user-sf9gs2pg1b Жыл бұрын
Chinese sounds so cool, I love how it’s expressive vocally. Can’t remember the correct term for what I’m talking about.
@sinsofthefather Жыл бұрын
oh the tones?
@gabin2024 Жыл бұрын
Bing chilling?
@SCP-up4ot Жыл бұрын
the pinyin?
@tamere520 Жыл бұрын
@@gabin2024cringe
@vitogeist Жыл бұрын
edit: yeah but this isnt chinese tho it's a dialectic of chinese known as mandarin and Mandarin is part of the Chinese family of languages, which in turn is part of the Sino-Tibetan language group. All Chinese languages are tonal, which means that the way words are pronounced varies their meanings. Mandarin has four tones. Other Chinese languages have up to ten distinct tones which these youtube comments has explained them well for me and I have learnt a good language lesson in the cultures and language differences between chinese and mandarin.
@SillySkull 7 ай бұрын
The fucking gong 💀
@SetTheCurve Жыл бұрын
This was incredibly clear and crisp speech. I can imagine this being a good way of learning Chinese
@thegreatnexus4207 Жыл бұрын
The GONG LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chrisdudedurian1305 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes "Jué mìng dú shī" my favourite TV series 
@Looooooooos Жыл бұрын
Watching this while knowing Chinese makes this funnier 🤣
@travis7573 Жыл бұрын
嘿嘿嘿哈哈嘿 現在是時候介紹〈成人電影但是史凱勒懷特，Yo中文配音〉 AV演員：不要......碰我😫❤
@miartemple513 6 ай бұрын
The "uH hU" got me 💀
@Bon-bn5lc Жыл бұрын
I love how I know exactly what they are saying without knowing Chinese 😂😂
@IgorNV Жыл бұрын
This... This is art. I love it.
@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын
Actually, it’s just basic Mandarin, but thank you, Jesse. I’m glad it’s acceptable.
@yeahoh9438 7 ай бұрын
道地的台灣中文口音😎
@Joey7Z7Horror 7 ай бұрын
I thought this was just supposed to be the scene and not the actual meme so when the gong came in, that was pretty damn good lmao
@softwalkz Жыл бұрын
0:05 That "HUH?" At the start 🤣
@osuenthusiast Жыл бұрын
“Baking Bats” 💀 💀
@user-sl1wt1dv4y Жыл бұрын
''我的名字是斯凯勒怀特 ha, yo!'' -🗿
@SpliffQuest 20 күн бұрын
This was beautiful. Thank you 👌🏻
@dontchangemynamebruh Жыл бұрын
THE GONG LMAOOO
@Gabrielle_Pokalo Жыл бұрын
I'm your biggest fan, yo 🙏
@MCPeeBoy 6 ай бұрын
truly a bing chilling experience
@Greggy_C 2 ай бұрын
I WOULD WATCH THIS ENTIRE SERIES!! PLEASE DO IT!!
@Brookbot Жыл бұрын
the gong is so perfect dude i cant
@niggaman786 Жыл бұрын
jesus approves of the chinese
@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын
Of course He approves of the Chinese. He sent 4 angels to my friend Christine, and she says that they even speak Chinese to her. (Actually, Christine says they’re bilingual and can switch back and forth between English and Chinese at will.) Therefore, if those angels were kind enough to learn Chinese, then it stands to reason that their boss Jesus approves of Chinese.
@biodegradabletrash Жыл бұрын
@@mechadoggy is christine okay
@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын
@@biodegradabletrash Yeah, Christine is fine. She just has a very very strong gift of prophecy from the Holy Spirit such that she receives visions on a regular basis. She’s not the only one. My friend London also has a pretty strong prophetic gifting from the Lord too. I used to be a lot better at prophecy, but I admit I am out of practice and haven’t been spending enough time with Jesus to properly maintain it.
@drugdealerwithabadassclo-oe6ox Жыл бұрын
That's a mental illness, she's not seeing angels
@mechadoggy Жыл бұрын
@@drugdealerwithabadassclo-oe6ox “That’s a mental illness, she’s not seeing angels.” I’ve seen angels before too. They haven’t spoken Chinese to me though. Edit: Wait, your KZfaq account is literally less than 24 hours old. Did you sign up for a KZfaq account just because you didn’t like what I was saying about Jesus and His angels?
@PerilGames Жыл бұрын
That first ‘huh’ gets me every time
@benediktmatus3981 8 ай бұрын
You must make this a series
@soupdev3309 Жыл бұрын
as a native speaker this is pretty impressive
@juice8431 Жыл бұрын
bro this is shit (in a good way 😂)
@conner7875 Жыл бұрын
True
@frownyclowny6955 Жыл бұрын
This takes several levels of meme history to understand and I find it positively riveting
@kobz2862 7 ай бұрын
0:24 when he said "hau hau hau" i felt that
@gooseman10 9 ай бұрын
THE SOUNDD EFFCTS💀💀💀💀IM DYINGG💀💀
@pelmeni_va Жыл бұрын
This sounds like my Chinese friend arguing with his mum over the mic.
@robandromeda Жыл бұрын
This is wonderful
@nghivmai 2 ай бұрын
I'm glad we all seem to agree the gong was the crowning element of genius of this whole video. It was funny enough before that but when the gong hits I got sent flying into space.
@jonathanformlyrics5355 9 ай бұрын
My name is "She Kai Ler Wai Te Yo" My Husband name is "Walter Wai Te Yo!"
@SoeUnfiltered Жыл бұрын
He just realised Jesse quietly sings Ching Chen Hanji at the start.
@SolaireKnight434 8 ай бұрын
I love how you gave Skyler a Chinese man voice 😂
@gingerbread_GB Жыл бұрын
The Taiwanese accent is strong with this one.
@dengist8172 Жыл бұрын
Fucking Taiwan accent killed me
@i_love_my_self_. Жыл бұрын
Bro the taiwan accent lmao
@blackartist7 11 ай бұрын
You know when in 1980s China started to import US movies and TV series, this is exactly the same voice performance style... So damn nostalgic 🙂
@FocusSight Жыл бұрын
love the emphasis on 不要……碰我！
@dilklumechdavid7141 2 ай бұрын
“我的名字叫斯凱勒懷特yo” 💀
@pawsively 11 ай бұрын
Bad? Bad? Are you kidding? It's a masterpiece and completely accurate.
@quaxly8248 8 ай бұрын
As a chinese man, the translation is unusually accurate and is very funny with both characters using a male voice lmao
@oswaldoveramolina8696 Жыл бұрын
I love the detail of the gong sound effect, it's so hilarious.
@Joseph-mw2rl Жыл бұрын
The gong 💀
@Fc-cb3tn Жыл бұрын
I only just realized that Jesse was singing Chin Cheng Hanji at the start💀💀💀
@korsekil Жыл бұрын
A Hokkien dub would make it even better. I swear it makes everything more hilarious.
@randomstranger6934 Жыл бұрын
Bro I got the popcorner ad right before this lol
@Eadragonixius 7 ай бұрын
As a Chinese dude, this is f**king hilarious
@ventilatedairconditioner4375 Жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS
@kokonutmaster Жыл бұрын
I just have to say that this is the best KZfaq video I have EVER watched, no doubt. It really starts getting good from 0:28.
@Strixer-gk2kz 8 ай бұрын
I'm just amazed that the lips sync so well.