Ruh Roh!

Jinkies!!!

Now I need a scooby doo episode where the gang delves into an ancient nord tomb and the episode ends with them unmasking a dragon priest.

@@dorianrobinette9712 that would be poetic and JUST

@@dorianrobinette9712 Turns out, the Dragon Preist is just Nazeem in a latex mask.

That’s why you use bound weapons

@@whispro4646 True nords use their fists! *loses hands to shout* Well, fuck... XD

Or stun lock them

@@randomgamer4332 i say stun lock now join my skyrim together server

@@whispro4646 no person that actually plays skyrim well uses bound weapons. I hope you were joking 😂 Edit: If one more person goes on a long ass rant about stuff that doesn't matter I'm gonna jump off a bridge. Stop @ me

*Ring ring* “Hewwo? Mistel all maker sir?” *complete silence* “We are hungry mistel maker, please send fewd!” *silence intensifies* “Hewwo? Hewwoooo!” *one week later* “Oh wow, these guys ate rotten flesh. Yuck. Better turn them into zombies. That will teach them a lesson”

Sounds like the judeo-christian god.

@@axeldornelles5292 leave it to a antitheist to bash religion using a video game dungeon.

Axel Dornelles Yup.

@@Jabooty_Williams Truth hurts, honey. :)

I guess I'm gonna marry an orc now

Conquer your enemies and rip them limb from limb as they scream in agony...my love

ATS how loving

I had a draugr as a wife once. She picked snowberries. One day she went to pick berries. One day I told her to get lost She got lost.

@@anomalyunit4637 better than fifty shades of grey

That's why I don't give them the opportunity I broke my game to the point where my sword does 900 some damage

Cant disarm magic

@@josers0968 True

Except mages

*frantically opens inventory to equip the shitty dagger I accidentally picked up earlier*

Im pretty sure its a callback to norse mythology. The norse were in the region of the norway-sweden area, and likely spoke a form of one of those languages or something of the like. Much like how sovangarde is pretty much Valhalla.

In Norse Mythology draugr were also called aptrganga or aptrgangr which like you said before translates to “again walker.”

@@desiderata974 finnish was completely different. Please replace with danish

@@tada-kun982 sure. I dont know much about any of those languages or areas history, really only that the norse were there.

@@desiderata974 And Finnish natives did not really like raiding Vikings, the cultures are way different in that regard.

...Nani. Welp, another reason to avoid dungons..

@@smolderbreath3238 indeed

Im sorry.. what.

@@Redelmopaint I know! I never noticed it till it was pointed out to me on the wiki forums!

@@MagnustheMage I've only seen a Hulking Draugr ONCE, and it was in Ustengrav. There's like, a really small point in between levels 10 and 20 where they spawn, and then you'll never see them again. It's super strange.

I know!! Why kill the Red Eagle?? Should one also kill and vilify William Wallace too?? Another example lately of this mindless scripting of lore, and having the Dragonborn's only way to interact is by killing the central character. The Pale Lady, minding her own business, just wants her sword back after it was stolen. A Kajiit, desperate to return it, is hunted by a bandit chief who wants the sword for himself. The Kajiit gets killed in the process. Along comes the Dragonborn, kills the Pale Lady and takes her sword - just because he can, or just because he can AND the game tells him to "Banish Pale Lady". To quote Mr. Potato head: "How about we don't?? Has everybody taken stupid pills?" These days I don't just blindly do what the game tells me to. For that reason Anise and Moira are still alive - and a LOT of Hold Guards are dead.

​@@Sionnach1601 As much as I hate defending Bethesda, you can actually return The Pale Blade to banish her

​@@thezambambo2184huh, well that's awkward lol

Other Skaals : 什么鬼？？！

I read this in your voice M'aiq

All-Maker: Ok, who wants to be a worse wendigo?

@@magenta2787 *No hands go up* All-Maker: TOO BAD BITCH

M'aiq have u counted the steps leading up to High Hrothgar

©

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Murdered to death™©®

Yes

Yes he does *He does* it suits him so well he says it a lot as you can tell

also. They are restless and yes

They could also “swim” through stone.

That explains the upright coffins in the Skyrim catacombs!

@Rin no you dont you liar

@@liamsteamwalsh8421 That and what deeds are actually considered evil or otherwise caused a lot of problems in that culture. The Three Funerals of Thorolf Twist-Foot tells of such an instance. A man who knew no mercy even when it came to family. If you want to hear a good telling of his tale look it up on the channel of Ocean Keltoi. He is quite a storyteller.

Seriously! Why is this not a real campaign?? I'd love to see more Skyrim KZfaqrs immortalized in addition to Shirley Curry--Nate, Camel, The Scatsbury... this needs to be a thing.

Otaku Hanzo that’s an awesome creative idea! I’d love that :D

somebody has to made a mod for this!

I support this 100000000%

Essential?

Lies!

M'aiq knows much and tells some

Understandable

I once ran into M'aiq while travelling skyrim. I then took an arrow in the knee.

Cicero does not believe M'aiq no way *No way* it's all lies you speak I say

He means the leaders. Almost every single dragur boss os behind a claw wall.

Meant*

@@mr.pierogi it was 2 am ok

@@richardduncan2954 He got a point though, its dumb

@@SwedishEmpire1700 i mean if you look at it as the outside guards are meant to stop people from using the door. And then the door from letting the leader out it makes some sense. But also bethesda is lazy and doesn't wanna add anything extra then what's needed so that's part of it.

I guessed the puzzle right, as well. To solve the Bleak Falls Barrow door, all you do is move each ring twice.

it was a dumb and over-used puzzle

Trust bro I did the same shit

Dude, same!

Same

Karliah could’ve gotten past the door by going in the exit of the tomb because they is always one of thouse also I think the way Mercer got through it is he Either knew how to use the Skeleton key better or because when they were there in the past he already unlocked it that could be it

@@_peter541 Of course he can use the Skeleton Key better than the player... He has 2 Nightingale powers at one time!

Didn't Mercer mention Karliah having the claw

Karliah had the claw

I bet LockpickingLawyer could pick the lock in 2 minutes

Thief: *GIVE ME UR RAYCONS*

here hold on to these, I will come back for them later

“Snitch or double cross me and I’ll kill you, I swear it” *is already wearing the raycon* “Hm? You say something?”

Hi Aqua, I bet you're still almost useless.

Wtf aqua u are everywhere yet again!!

Lol

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

R/cursedcomments

Wow.

ehhhrm ...

I'm wheezing

You assumed that Draugr’s orientation & triggered it. 😆

Chris PPX M’aiq is most careful. M’aiq makes sure to stay 6 feet away of all.

🥚🥚🥚

Maiq makes sure to not drink Skooma with the Virus in it

Dovahkin just shouts people 6 feet away.

Wait you're not Maiq

And you uses stealth/archery to hopefully take them out

For me, mainly draugr are only annoying when they use unrelenting force. I think they use disarm, but it never works on me. However, I hate getting blasted into a wall by you fuckheads

It’s only the super powerful ones that do that, the Bleakfalls one shouts, but it barely does anything, just wobbles the camera a bit.

Like, they're easy, just annoying.

In my first ever playthrough, i was scared of the draugr,mainly the draugr deathlord. My 4th-7th playthrough: AHHHHHHH....get back in your coffin,ya decaying sack of shit! Go back to sleep!

General Dovanobi!

*Don’t

Yeah. Their stories start off with a shout that sends you flying and leaves you prone. Then when you start to stand up they MDK you into the ground before you can defend yourself. :D

Getting Goonies vibes from this comment, like how Mikey had much respect for long dead pirate 🏴‍☠️, One-Eyed Willy.

I thought similar except the dragon loyalists likely simply smashed the door apart when laying seige to Miraak's temple, which also accounts for how damaged the place is.

It was slightly awkward to meet him in Sovngard.

@@zacharyrollick6169 He's really chill once you meet him in Sovengarde, though.

Because making a special model just for him cost cash ya know LOL Todd wanted that Ferrari bad

That "One-Eye" isn't referring to his ocular orbs... 😸

Probably because he had one eye when he was alive. Then in the afterlife you get back whatever body parts you lost or were missing while alive.

It’s likely that Death of a Wanderer is over exaggerating a bit, and it’s also possible that the draugr are largely on autopilot when doing their routines

The lore of The Elder Scrolls is so deep, it takes a long time to fully grasp it, and then there's always C0DA and the Imperial Library if you want to believe in that. Either way, TES is gorgeous when it comes to world depth, nothing comes close to it.

Yep lol

I started studying ES as soon as I was introduced to it. Most of it was searing the web since not all of the game's lore is in the game.

@@AerYdmyg I mean technically you don't have to search the web. Becausenost of the lore is found in other games. That's how it gets on wikipedia and other fan wikis. But I did this same man its I intriguing.

I did exactly the same thing, analyzed the carvings on the walls, and then I read a book that said the claw was the answer and I solved it. I just got into Skyrim and MAN IVE BEEN MISSING OUT SO MUCH

@@patricioaroncastrillonross8372 welcome to the party, pal.

Dude, same. Weirdly, I got it right.

I'm 100% certain that it's just Shor. The DESIGN may be from Morrowind, but lorewise, its clearly supposed to be Shor; Nord God of the Afterlife and King of their Gods. There's literally NO other figure who would have a reason to be on *_every single tomb._*

100% agree

Even as a level 90 I still have a little bit of anxiety going into crypts

They're teddybears compared to frostbite spiders

I’m in high school and it doesn’t scare me

@@GlennSkywalker2305 then you're a fool!

@@cookiewoke1899 what is there to fear? They're just reskins of human opponents. Different cats to skin, so to speak. You murder one to death, you've murdered all of them to death.

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Y did u comment twice

Actually you can get that shout it is called Disarm

@@theironfisherman4623 u clearly haven’t been disarmed before, you wouldn’t understand the stress of losing ur weapon on the ground and god forbid having it fall through the floor textures

@@CryNoM0 Yes I have been disarmed I lost my ebony war axe in labyrinthian. It pissed me off and I was so mad I punched the draugr to death

Fire magic....Or the rocks lying around everywhere

@@recklessabandon5678 TLDR: I go super detailed about a tiny detail. Draugr often use frost magic, and are weak to fire damage. I don't think many of them use fire spells. Also, only certain stones can be struck together to make a spark that has the potential to create a flame. This includes the famous flint and steel (or steel on steel, if you're desperate, strong, and skilled), but even these combinations need dexterity to strike properly, as well as proper fuel that catches easily (often dry grass or other long, thin materials).

@@jameshubbell2000 No, Draugrs arent weak to fire damage, they are resistent to frost because they are nords and immune to posion because they are undead. Exist only 3 enemies with some weak, the 2 Trolls and Vampire. You can check the wiki if dont believe in me. But yes, no draugr uses fire magic

@@erichdegurechaff9515 Oh, okay. I just assumed they were, being undead.

🥚

If he did I would have head out

Idc about Raid, but when it's sponsoring a FECKING RuneScape channel is where it crosses the line.

There is a KZfaqr who does that

Why you can't read?

RIP AND TEAR

Hey sorry the flowers had to be delayed since we needed more fertiliser but hay, the demon corpses have provided enough.

What ruin can you find this spell

@@aldousboal4920 He's bullshitting. Looking through TCRF and the wiki, I can't find a single reference to a draugr spell

@@flamedramon68 or they have a mod downloaded they didn’t know about idk

@@boney2982 "that you can get by a glitch while exploring some ruins" Mods don't make you do that to get a cosmetic. Dude's lying out of his ass

Is that really him though?

he revealed himself at 250k

He already did at 200k subs

Sea Shell Yes he already revealed at 200k

That him wearing the earbuds? He looks nothing like he sounds.

Except Raycons actually good

Oh no

I have AirPods tho so I don’t really need raycons

@@haveagoodday6060 Except they aren't very hifi, lots of bass, a fizzy treble and no mids to speak of. Which is what they advertise, and so you get what you pay for. Not a bad product anyway.

Me I don't use raycons or airpods I use regular classic headphones

That could be cool, but you'd still not be a Reachman, so it wouldn't make sense with his lore for him to help you or respond to you in any way positively.

He'd probably kill any stormcloaks he'd come across since ulfric killed his people

What you should be able to do, is if you're a Breton, you have a chance to join the Forsworn. Like, PROPERLY. And the end-quest is to revive Red Eagle.

@@Alizudo That's honestly what I hoped would happen, some cool story event, but in the end it was just another generic end-dungeon boss with a different name. Honestly one of the biggest let-downs of this game's quests, imho.

@@Alexrider02 Well...Bethesda ya know *shrugs*

Alex laframboise Ya mean Horker? 😁

That would be appropriate with what's going on now.

I’d like to hear more about the Thrassian Plague

Skooma withdrawals are no joke.

@@mildlydazed9608 There's an Argonian in Windhelm who describes it as "his scales digging into his flesh".

Lol

Wait

@@beacontherabbit Yes?

I'm dead inside, does that count?

@@absintheminded8466 Eh, close enough Personally I'm dead in general

Oh yes *Oh yes* I did this too that's right poor Cicero was once like you

Everybody does this because you get the quest to go there at the second house you visit in the game LOL

Are you so sure about that? I think I jump scare the draugr. When they see me rollin round the corner they take flight in the other direction. Just imagine a silent tank rollin up on you and in a second you hear a Fus Ro Dah! And ur gone.

Never had that problem. Now the Flood from Halo 1? Oh yeah...

You only get a jump scare if you're aware. It's like your doorbell only startles you when you're expecting someone. The trick in movies is to give you so many false scares before the real one that you hit the ceiling.

@@frosksdeadteeth5163 That absolutely does not work on somebody with PTSD and Exaggerated Startle Response. Fortunately, few things startle me in Skyrim but 99% of the time, my mom will come into the room, simply talking, and it spooks me. If your method were applied to me, I'd become so incredibly stressed out that I might break down. For every one, though, well... maybe it'll work for them.

Well play it with 2 hours of sleep and on dark mode it seems to get me sometimes

Nord type dragur are the only ones ive seen. So the probubly all look the same (other then beast types) but also I think since the dragur were in the tombs for thousands of years some stronger ones (I.e the higher level and tier) could learn to shout through the way of the voice. They arnt mindless just not as intelligent. I mean ulfric learned in Like 20 years.

I just attributed it to devs not wanting, or maybe not having time to, make a unique model for Red Eagle compared to other Draugr. 🤷‍♀️

@@loraelstad8941 Yeah thats the most likely answer. But bethesda usually tries to make lore explanations for stuff like that

@@loraelstad8941 Just say "Because Bethesda", thats enough these days LOL

It's just a game limitation. Realistically, Red Eagle should actually just be in a loincloth since he was naked when he died. But his NPC is just a Deathlord with a name; don't think about the armor too deeply.

I would have wanted more varied undead then what we now get, like normal zombies like in Oblivion, it all feels copied after the first 4 draugr tombs

PC big boxes with real stuff like maps and coins where the days :'(

I think that’s for gameplay reasons

I think they mean the big boss not the servant cause the boss maybe still have some inteligence