Veezara going ”Are you hiding? Dragonborn are you hiding?” made me laugh out loud

I always steal vittoria's clothes and then wear them at MY wedding...just as a trophy

I snuck behind Vittoria and stabbed her. No one saw anything. I didn't get a bounty. That's a true sneak 100 right there.

I love taking her clothes, then equip it , and finally and run out like a boss wearing her entire outfit.

I stole the husband's weapon and only then used the rage/fury thing on him. The moment she started speaking he suplexed her to death. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that meddling lizard.

Kayd - I wish something exciting would happen. Me - Hold my skooma.

Pushing items off a ledge...like a true cat.

"I'm red when my eyes are mad" *SPEECH 100*

5:50 *Bride is murdered* *Pantea continues to sing* Yep, smells like a Bethesda game up in here.

As a young Khajiit who travels around, I'm concerned how many public murders happen. Though, I am one to speak, I've stolen far too many sweet rolls.

Here's what you gotta do. Join the stormcloaks, get the war all the way to the gates of Solitude, and hold off on the assault. Dress yourself and followers in stormcloaks gear, kill Victoria with a steel blade and run off into the woods. Poison the fake Emperor, move on move on... Dress your followers again in Stormcloak gear, raid the Emperor's ship and kill him in a frontal assault, and leave an Amulet of Talos on his body. Next, begin the raid of Solitude. The Stormcloaks shut raid Solitude and overthrow the Empire AND kill the Emperor in the same day? Makes sense. Just make sure no one knows you're the one who did it. Speak to no one, change your clothes for the raid. The events are historical, and so close to each other that the people will associate the two. Rumors may even place the Emperor INSIDE Solitude at the time of the attack, given how close they are together. Pin the whole thing on the Civil War.

Well when I killed her the grooms family got slaughtered by the guards including the groom. I just love family reunions.

“All ways to kill Nazeem” is a video I need right now

I subscribed when the argonian attacked the guard for no reason

This was so great!!! You are hilarious!! :)

3:42 *1000 bounty added to The Rift.* wait what

"I'm red when my eyes are mad" ..what

"A werewolf attack in broad daylight? whaaat? thats juicy send pics" AAJEFB LMOAO

Give Asgeir an empty black soul gem and a dagger with Soul Trap. Place Frenzy rune on a balcony. Find a comfortable place, grab popcorn and lemonade and enjoy the show. Pickpocket Vittoria's soul. Use it or place on a special place.

Graenolf **HAS ARROW IN HEAD** ME: you alright? Graenolf: I have a bitofa headache ME: huh

Today, Graenolf presents: "Extreme wedding crashing 101". Also known as "how to lose your wife in ten seconds or less".

These are all surprisingly creative. "What?! A werewolf attack in broad daylight?!" Best line by far.

BREAKING NEWS: Dragonborn caught trying to Fus Ro Dah the sky but accidentally dragonrends the sky as a dragon flies overhead. The dragon proceeds to land inside of solitude and burn it all. More news pending.

10:12 "once you clear a path for yourself out of the city-" *cuts to him purposely cutting through civilians despite ample space on the road*

I wrote this before watching: i already love the fact that this video is 11 mins while its just about killing 1 woman in a game. I love skyrim

Are you hiding?! Dragonborn, are you hiding?!

These jokes earned a sub "DRAGONBORN ARE YOU HIDING" kills me

My husband’s character lived in Solitude, and Vittoria was his neighbor. He was emotionally torn when the dark brotherhood had him kill her. Well, he killed her because he couldn’t, not complete the quest, went back to the dark brotherhood and murdered them, then he deleted them from the game, then he console commanded her back in the game. All so he could hear her tell him good morning like usual. He has an issue with change, even in his video games apparently.

Veezara: Excuse me! Everyone?! Hi! I'm looking for the Dragonborn! The DRAGONBORN! He's supposed to be here today! He's gonna kill Vitoria Vicci! *looks up* Oh, wait, there he is! Hey! HEY!!! DRAGONBORN!!! I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, BUDDY!!! And that is the tale of how Veezara was killed at the wedding of Vitoria Vicci.

"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"

*After every werewolf transformation* "So what I miss?" :D

I can do that too “Fus fus FUS fus fus” The first Dragonborn to freestyle 🔥

I turned into a vampire lord then used the grab spell and flung her into the atmosphere

*"I love weddings! Drinks all around!"* - J. Sparrow

My friend, you are a truly skilled writer. Thank you for putting so much effort into these scripts and not simply narrating what you're doing.

Oh my talos that was the best line I have ever heard “yeah yeah I’ll get to methods to kill this chick in a sec” pure gold

I can see the headline now: Daedra? Or wrath of the Gods? Bride and Groom mauled by werewolf in broad daylight assault!

Tell me what you thought of this style : ) I had a lot of fun with this one.

another option: if you have the perks that let you put poisons in people's pockets and the invisibility spell you can just enter the city, turn invisible and put the poison in the bride's pocket; you'll be visible for a short moment again but as soon as you exit her inventory you turn invisible again and because the game had to process the fact that the npc died first all the other npc would not notice you are there and therefore you get no bounty. everybody will be hostile to veezara and he will try to talk to you so just run away from him until his hp reaches 0, he doesn't die because he is essential but after his hp is depleted everybody calms, you now can talk to him and mission completed

You forgot to use telekinesis and throwing a sweet roll at her(It does damage)

The only royal wedding I care about 👌

You sound like a deadpool of Tamriel, and I got confirmation in 04:13 where you are running arrow piercing your head.

"You stupid crocodiles" lmao, I don't know why but this made me laugh so much😂😂😂

I seriously hope that you hire someone to sing “Dum di di dum di di di di dum dum” at your wedding 😂

The one who tells you about the bow is actually not Babette, but Gabriella

Ah Veezara. Quality companion.

5:01" ah my wife is dead it probably the wind. is it lunch yet?" The husband is savage.

I actually laughed really hard at “oh don’t worry, this ones gonna fail in 20 minutes”

I LEGIT JUST DID THIS QUEST ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO. DAMN IT.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. The one about her hips absorbing the blast killed me. Good stuff man

“Dragonborn are u hiding?!” 😂

"You may now kill the bride. No wait, I meant kiss! Asgeir, no!"

If you destroy the dark brotherhood the wedding never happens, but you keep hearing about it happening soon for the rest of the game. There isn't even a mod that fixes it -_-

Wait... all this time I thought her name was "Victoria"

I love these videos, especially when you talk in-character like an adviser. It's immersive for the videos and a more new and interesting take than just the normal commentary.

I find the phrasing you use in your videos very original

6:18 and 6:41 Vulwulf Snow-Shod is attacking his own son... I love Skyrim.

"i'm red when my eyes are mad" XD that was so funny especially when you are so focused on his face and the fact that his eyes are red, then all of a sudden "I'm Red When My Eyes Are Mad" XD i cant stop laughing, nice video, made my day.

"I'm red when my eyes are mad." Clap Clap

"Girl, before today's over YOU are getting my digits."

'The rains of castemere' played during Vittoria's wedding unfortunately.

I've always found it a bit odd that Khajiits and Argonians turn into werewolves instead of weretigers/lions and giant lizards. This is something they need to address because I want to stop around as a giant lizard in ES6.

You forgot the best way to kill her. Maximum collateral damage, STORM CALL.

Me: Walks up to the bride, picks her up and slams her onto her head Dude with flute: Tooting happily the whole time

BRUTALITY

I'm red when my eyes are mad!

I'm late to the party and just started playing Skyrim ( I took a LONG break after my EQ and WOW addictions). This is by far the BEST walkthrough video I have watched so far, well done!

Jesus Christ, that ending was so dark “Everyone lies still... BECAUSE THEYRE DEAD!”

Nice job, man! I'm NOT about to do my homework, take a shower, or go to bed this time. You're improving! Also, haven't finished the video yet, but I really like this style. Hope to see more like it in the future.

8:48 you made me choke on my water

"im red when my eyes are mad" good job dude

I used telekinesis arrows placed them where she would go and ran let loose 40 feet away

Khajiit as a werewolf. I never would have believed it is I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

So many ways to kill, her, and yet so few, for you can choose but one. So of course, I turned her into my Undead Thrall, just so I could watch her die over-and-over-and-over-and-over again ;)

About 15 videos in since I found your channel a while ago, I got shit to do tomorrow, it's after midnight, but I can't stop. Your content is too good

This dude's commentary was fantastic! I really enjoyed this video.

when u said digits I wasn’t ready

Wtf you killed all of solitude

Quite possibly the BEST video I've seen, ever. I laughed through this whole thing. You have talent my friend.

I found your channel while looking for ideas for skyrim play through ideas and gotta say, I’m a addicted. Your videos are so funny and they make me laugh, I didn’t have the best day and watching your videos definitely cheered me up!

"I can do that too FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS FUUS" I started laughing so hard I cried 😂😂😂

im a simple man. i see new graenolf video i click.

First Graenolf video I watched, but I do enjoy the skits.

This is my favorite video of yours, hands down.

I was having a really bad day. Thank you for brightening it, Graenolf

I just like that last "today was fuuun!" at the end.

Thank you for making this so entertaining. I could have stopped and just done the gargoyle one but your tutorial was so good I watched the whole thing.

This channel is honestly a godsend

The trick with the gargoyle was the only one that I knew about for this particular mission but now I am so going to try some of these alternatives just for giggles

I adore everything about your videos. Your voice acting, your writing, your comedy. All of it is wonderful.

This is just great mate! Lovely video, funny and I like your style of humor :D

Keep finding new videos from yours and they are just so fucking hilarious xD

My maaaate loved this video and there were a few ways I didn’t know about or think of and thank you so much daedric lord of oooooooooof OYYYYYFFFFFFUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

"Yeah I killed Kayd" Liar, everyone knows you can't kill children in Skyrim, except with mods. That said, my favorite way I killed her was I once had the full Storm Call shout and the Illusion perk which made magic and shouts quiet. So I used the full Storm Call and then cast Invisibility on myself. It was bemusing watching the whole city erupt into chaos.

I miss this content but your new stuff is also good 😭😂

Handsome Jack describes all the ways he wanted to kill Roland and Lilith at their future wedding

Wow definitely what I wanted in my recommended list

Your vids are so well-thought out, I love them! Keep it up

this is the best guide ever!! I actually really like those comments in the begining!! love this!! :-)

I am obsessed with your videos 😂 you’re hilarious