This may be the most elaborate plot to kill Nazeem I've ever seen.

Nazeem really just watched a random dude kill someone in full ebony plate armour with two swings of an iron dagger and then went "yeah this seems like someone I should insult"

Guy: upgrades a dagger 10x over making it deal 900+ damage Adrianne: Reminds me of when I first started smithing

Dragonborn: _Crafts a dagger capable of killing anything in one swing._ Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.

Me 14 minutes in Skyrim: which race should I pick?

Imagine being the court wizard and this guy dressed in rags just waltzes in, pushes you aside from your alchemy table and starts brewing the sickest potions you've ever seen in your life, and then proceeds to drink them and brew new ones, repeating it for 5 minutes straight. And then he just turns around and leaves, doing some parkour over a table and jumping over the maid on his way out.

The Ebony Warrior is actually a title that is passed down to whoever slays the current holder of the title. The equipping of the armour and teabagging is part of the ritual

Skyrim, the only game where speedruns like that can be considered "glitchless"

Killing Nazem at the end was the cherry on top

Jarl of Whiterun- "What do you mean the guy who was making potions for 6 minutes just became the strongest warrior in skyrim?"

Imagine if he donated a potion of restoration to the temple of kynareth in whiterun, some novice would drink it and use healing hands on a sick guy/wounded soldier with 19373897452937% improved restoration and the dude just becomes god

The RNG was so great that Nazeem showed up when you got the dagger

Everyone's talking about Nazeem and the court wizard nah bro, imagine being that hunter just minding ur own business when this half naked maniac comes out of nowhere attacks you, steals ur horse and then yeets himself 50 million feet away

Perk tree menu navigation is how Bethesda balanced speedrunning.

I like how he proceeds to play skyrim the intended way after he kills the ebony warrior

Love that his first kill in the game is ebony warrior then followed by everyone else. That’s a power move

Adrianne: Welcome, traveler. What can i get you? Dragonborn: You wanna buy that leather helmet in your pocket for 141 gold? Adrianne: You drive a hard bargin. I'm in.

Ebony warrior: “are you worthy to fight me?” Dragonborn: “you cannot handle my potions, traveller. They’re too strong for you”

Imagine being Arcadia and seeing this homeless guy run in, proceed to throw the entire treasury of Whiterun at you while yelling at you to train them in alchemy, then proceeding to smack you in the face multiple times with a blast of fire that changes every single item on your shelf before leaving

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1004">16:44</a> The subtle realization of the perfect way to end a WR. *That had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Well done.*

Not only did you kill nazeem, you also killed a random dude in some wierd armor

this man got to level 70 by the time it took me to realize that i accidentally made another sneak archer

man DEFIES the will of the gods by making salted fish

So, we have... - the Alduin Helgen Keep parcour; - some quickloading shenanigans; - the horse catapult; - the "sell them their own stuff" glitch; - the quickloading merchant inventory reset; - the duplication glitch; - the fortify restoration loop. In the words of a very wise man, "now that's a lotta damage!".

when Ralof said “Jarl Ulfric, what is that thing?” he was talking about you.

How bizzare it must be to be the ebony warrior training your whole life to face a great warrior...only to find out the most powerful man in all of Tamriel is some scraggly looking dude who has literally spent the last 15 minutes guzzling potions watch him craft a dagger that could cut a hole in the universe then kill you with said dagger. Skyrim is Amazing......

One thing I really love is that the alchemy dupe isn't even a glitch, its just straight up an oversight in the design lmao

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="293">4:53</a> This was the moment Dragonborn became Heisenberg.

“Wait you’re going to kill him with an iron dagger? That’ll take forev-“

*walks into the drunken huntsman* Jenassa we need to cook

I love how in the end he singled-out Nazeem, waited for him to finish his dastard line, and then proceeded to viciously murder him in cold-blood XD.

POV: You're the Court Wizard and some dude in prisoner's rags shoves you off your alchemy table and starts drinking raw power.

His computer loads faster than the synapses in my brain can fire.

nice to see more alternate Any%s Todd Howard will be like: 'Finally, someone who plays this game how it was intended.'

This gets even better once you realise that a random dude waiting on a mountain in sub par armour takes thrice the time to kill than the first Dragonborn living in a different plane of oblivion

all i can imagine when he's making those potions is that he's continuously just wringing out a fish into a pile of salt and it makes a deafening explosion while instantly shoving almost divine levels of alchemical knowledge directly into his brain

Adrienne: Take care not to set anything on fire Dragonborn: *Sets her on fire*

Somebody go tell the Tribunal they don’t need the Heart of Lorkhan to become gods, just some cyrodiilic spadetails, salt, and a knife

Putting on the armor and tea bagging was very essential

Ebony warrior heard how good you were at getting off of horses, waiting, drinking potions, and he also heard about that one knife you made that could possibly cut the world in half if dropped and said "that's the guy." Also, Farengar: *sees dirty unwashed man in rags* "I had you figured for a mage" I guess there are certain stereotypes for mages in skyrim.

"How did you prepare for our battle, Dragonborn?" "Oh dude I lit so many shopkeepers on fire, you wouldn't even believe it."

that moment when you spotted Nazeem and just stare at him for a second was the funniest part to me. Instantly knew you were going to murder him and he even said his infamous line xD

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="566">9:26</a> remember... *gets fucking burnt to a crisp*

Player created the most powerful dagger in the world Adrianne: “reminds me of when i first started smithing”

There's only 3 minutes left and he's level 7. Is there some other way to access the ebony warrior that I don't Oh

“In 2021 we’ll be playing tes 6” 2021:

This is the absolute peak of human existence. Incredible work

"Reminds me of the first time I started smithing." As he using black magic to create a weapon so terrifying, it could rip a hole in the fabric of reality and time itself.

“Restoration is a perfectly valid school of magic. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” - Colette Marence

In the time it took for him to reach level 100 in alchemy, a typical first time player probably wouldn't be out of the tutorial cave yet.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="142">2:22</a> I love how the combat music kicked in when he went flying

It brought me great joy to see you slay nazeem at the end. He is in the cloud district now!

I love <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="969">16:09</a> **smiths iron dagger to legendary with 1000+ damage** Reminds me when I first started smithing **turns around** Ebony warrior: the time.

I just like the idea that the ebony warrior trained for decades, honed his skills and enchanted/ improved all his weapons and armour... and this one dude turns around, naked and coked up on who knows what waving around an iron dagger like a maniac. 10 years boys.

Personally I’m just impressed that the Warrior survived a hit

this was amazing to watch honestly. There is something so satisfying about how broken skyrim truly can be

Fish and salt expands the mind of a man until he is the most powerful being in the known world until he kills god

Loved this! Thank you very much for the upload 🙏

it took me a solid few seconds to realise why they were making fortify restoration potions. then i remembered alchemy scales off restoration and i thought "oh fuck"

The fact he survived 2 hits with the dagger is low key impressive tho

I've always wanted to see this speedrun

I did not expect that. In the entire time of playing Skyrim. Well played… well played

This is… art. In its purest and most expressive form.

You killed the ebony warrior and nazeem in 15 minutes. What a legend

I can’t even conceive of how you make this possible

Waz: shoots fire 80 times at Adrianne Avenicci Adrianne Avenicci: I'm waiting

"Fine, what. What?" "Will do" : *The audio log of a mad man*

Can't believe that's how you repay Jenassa's loyalty and patience smh

speedrunners must be balanced on that fine line between crazy and genius

This guy spent more time in barter menus in a 15 minute speed run then I did in a 50 hour playthrough

I have the same disc. Same account, only to hit level 60 since I acquired the game in 2012. The only cool thing I’ve done is give my companion the giant club. Me while I could have done this. Just to make everything a little bit easier. Well done, this hit my teen years right in the chest. Wow 15 minutes to be so powerful is unreal. I truly do hold the belief that this is one of the best games ever offered and made. Well done and awesome video!

Adrianne Avenicci, I've come to bargain.

“It just works.” - Todd Howard

This is genuinely one of the funniest videos ever

I love how he just ignores the kid running by at the end. What respect this man has for the younger generation

The fact that Glitches are apart a normal play through has made Skyrim the only game where I don’t get confused during speed runs.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="144">2:24</a> I just love how he floats off the horse and combat music starts.

Ahhh i love these speeruns. Always get to experience a stroke in the beginning.

Never did I understand what happened in any minutes of this but I love it

What I learnt: Saving and loading in skyrim is broken as heck

*I love the fact that after defeating the Ebony Warrior he just starts stabbing everyone around for no reason*

Love how he suddenly went into a serial murder spree at the end for no reason.

The nazeem kill was true perfection

Dragon born: Hello do you have a knife that I could buy? Merchant: sorry we are out of those *get punch and reload* Merchant: I have this simple iron knife.

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN? OH WHAT AM I SAY- UGHHH *dies* Perfect ending lol

I've never watched a Skyrim speedrun but I DIED when you did that horse trick at 2 minutes in

I love this idea for a run.

summary for anyone who doesn't know whats going on: <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1">0:01</a> first things first, they're playing as a high elf since height = speed and high elves are the tallest race, therefore the fastest. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="8">0:08</a> they then jump onto a very small ledge on the edge of the tower where alduin blasts you with fire and jump onto an invisible roof. after doing some parkour, they quicksave and quickload to glitch through the wall (i think) to be able to make it to the keep in the fastest way possible. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="40">0:40</a> i believe they skip hadvar's dialouge by running into him and then reloading the quicksave (where they originally glitched through the wall) in order to escape helgen. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="76">1:16</a> we are now outside of helgen. they are running/jumping to a hunter spawn point who happens to have a horse we need. after running from some bandits, we wait for a horse to spawn and equip flames and wait for an hour. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="145">2:25</a> they position themself on the rock facing the ground. they then dismount the horse and shoot out to the right. reloading a save (i think), they keep the speed through the save and land outside of whiterun. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="160">2:40</a> after making it to the whiterun gate, they wait for an hour for a specific guard to spawn. enter the city, talk to adrianne, and manage to sell her own stuff to her using a bug in the game. then, through quickloading and a base level spell, reset her inventory. this is because you can attack a merchant and reset their inventory. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="195">3:15</a> we do this loop until we get 'minor alchemy', an enchantment that is needed for later <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="225">3:45</a> we then set adrianne on fire a few more times until we accumulate enough gold to buy some armor that we will later enchant, 17 iron ingots and a mercenary named jenassa. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="290">4:50</a> we are now in the alchemy shop to buy some lessons and ingredients. we use the money we accumulated a few seconds ago to buy alchemy lessons. after many alchemy lessons, we then sell arcadia her own strength potion to accumulate more money. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="343">5:43</a> we buy more alchemy lessons and pump those perk points we earned into alchemy and buy ingredients to make some potions. remember the glitch we did with adrianne earlier? we do the same thing here. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="391">6:31</a> after successfully buying out another business, we head over next door to buy some jewelry to enchant along with our armor. we then set belethor on fire to head to dragonsreach as fast as possible by going to jail. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="424">7:04</a> tell jenassa to pick up all the stuff on the floor until you have enough fish and salt. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="535">8:55</a> we head inside dragonsreach. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="555">9:15</a> we then buy a soul gem filled with a soul so we can make some enchanted gear. we head over to the enchanting table and do just that. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="587">9:47</a> after enchanting all of our gear, we equip it and hotkey it all. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="600">10:00</a> so this is definitely the most well known part. i'll explain below. first, we equip all of the 'fortify alchemy' gear we just enchanted. then, we make a 'fortify restoration' potion. unequip your gear, drink said potion and equip it again. it now fortifies your alchemy a bit more. do this loop again and again and again until you reach 100 alchemy. once you reach 100, legendary the alchemy skill. then, make this potion again. this will immediately make your alchemy reach 100. legendary it again and again and again until you finally reach level 81 or higher. this is when the ebony warrior spawns. make sure to craft a fortify smithing potion when in this process. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="950">15:50</a> we travel to the front of whiterun so we can reach the blacksmithing station the fastest. down your potion of fortify smithing and temper with an iron dagger a few 14 times until it reaches a high level of damage. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="970">16:10</a> the ebony warrior interrupts you and you kill him. this is the end of the speedrun. we also equip the dagger with our left hand specifically, since holding down the attack button for a stronger hit actually has you do two seperate swings with a dagger on your left hand. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="984">16:24</a> the reason why this is counted as murder is because the ebony warrior didn't attack you first. hope this helped

Dang dude, that powerleveling is on point! Whenever I need to powerlevel, I dupe the diadem of the savant from outside Frokis Shack, then use the werewolf+follower glitch to equip 20 at once. That makes all spells free. Then I use telekinesis (found in red water den) and fast travel to instantly level alteration to 100. Repeat. Yeah, I think your way is better.

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="147">2:27</a> I love how the music immediately picks up after launched

The Nazeem ending was perfect, thank you

"Kill Nazeem any%" is the best category of speed run there is. Change my mind

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="1005">16:45</a> when he spots nazeem i lost my shit for some reason

The court wizard when he sees the Dragonborn commit acts against the laws of the universe:must’ve been the wind

I like the idea of a guy walking into a shop and paying a lady to talk about alchemy, and then gets increasingly buffer the longer the conversation goes on.

Here’s a 14 min long tutorial on how to get started. Now you are ready to play Skyrim.

"How to achieve CHIM and fuck up the most powerful living warrior in Tamriel in less than two seconds"

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="965">16:05</a> Dragonborn: Improves an iron dagger 20 times in 4 seconds making it a super weapon that kills anyone it touches. Adrianne: Not bad. Reminds me when I first started smithing.

I don’t have any idea what is going on and I love it.

This man beats the ebony warrior in 14 minutes yet it takes me 19 real life days to get to level 70.