Ikr. I want an option to ask her "what if i kill you, instead of parthuunax" and she begs for mercy, while grandpa esbern watches helpless

Can I get her to walk with me and then blow her off a cliff?? Would she still live?

Shirley Curry omg 😂

I always take the opportunity to shout her off the Throat of the World when she's leaving the monastery after the peace negotiations in Season Unending. So satisfying.

@@lordkalpa5254 Ohhhh, good one!!! :)

🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼

maybe not quite sovngarde

DB "I'm about to end this mans whole career"

I'll do you one better, put his soul gem next to one with nazeem trapped inside. Leaving them both alone on a shelf in my trophy room.

The mighty Trainthurnax nice reference to the senile scribbles skyrim parody by seanzoz

I want to like but you're on 69 likes so take this as a like instead

Here we are 3 years later, 569th like

I can ruin everything. Tear down this grand achievement. And break men. Will I? Or wont I?

The thing is, I tried to heal him but ended up getting us both killed by a dragon. 😢

His palms are bloody knees weak arms are heavy there's spriggans on his trail already

This is Skyrim, not Disney. Any and all do-gooders are considered for martyrdom. And any and all evil pricks are considered for the Soul Cairn. (I'm looking at you Nazeem.)

@@cyrenanorris5397 no matter how you twist it, she didn't deserve it.

Yeah, I really liked Vitoria, especially after talking to her at the Thalmor party in the main questline. She is one of the reasons I've never played the Dark Brotherhood questline. And because I didn't appreciate Astrid's little murder game to manipulate me into joining (even if getting kidnapped in my sleep was a really cool twist I will never forget)

I myself don’t really mind it I usually complete the dark brotherhood then buy the house across from Victoria, and then I take all of her potions that were in her house. It’s actually really good money for the potions.

Does the wedding still happen if you decide to destroy the Brotherhood? Don't get me wrong, that quest is one of my favourites in the game, but it'd be nice if Vittoria would decide to invite the DB to her wedding because she thinks you're important and wants you there.

I did this to that orc that seeks death.

I did that to Ulfric.

Well ... That went dark fast.

@@marcusbergman6116 Did you use Molag Bals mace to add insult to injury?

@Gurga Rath Either way, he's in my boots now.

Y u use terraria meme in skyrim

@@deafsquid6978 memes have no limits

I do that whenever an NPC annoys me XD

Belle Oehler Nazeem interactions be like

Mhm. We’ve all done this.

Do it to Nazeem.

Nazeem I wanna show u something I'm gonna give Lucia! One more thing...

@@JustASkyrimHorse imagine he’s just watching Lucia smack a wooden dummy with said sword 🗡 of his essence 😂😂😂

Lol i just enchanted wooden sword because it seemed funny

If Spiffing Brit was such a saucy exploiter he'd be writing notes

Yeah I love that shout, does crazy damage too.

Their soul doesn't go into the soul gem

I always use that shout against Nazeem.

@@blarfroer8066 w

​@Kees Hans you'd think so though ay, if your soul is beaing ripped from your body, that has got to be painful, right? I'd think so

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUYYUYYYYYY666676

American Patriot4041 the soul district

ngl at first when I was on a different tab I thought he said the "Soul Karen"

@@beatmaster3582 he did

Fuck soulhusks

"but man did I feel bad" dude I'm CACKLING

Something similar that she did in one of my old games was this one time when we were travelling through the mountain passes and found the stray dog under attack by some wolves. After saving the dog, he followed us along. Just through the pass we came across that one dungeon with the rich girl and her caretaker outside, the girl wanting to be an adventurer and working up the courage to go into the dungeon for the treasure (the dungeon and characters' names escape me at the moment). So our large party go in for the dungeon crawl. Myself, Serana, the girl, her aid, and the loyal Stray Dog. All is going well as we're clearing the dungeon without issue, right up until we come face to face with the Deathlord boss of the dungeon and the last batch of draugr defending him. Before charging in, I planned on softening the Deathlord up with my fire breath shout, and so charge up all three words of it (further enhanced by Paarthurnax, no less) and let it fly...precisely at the exact moment another draugr blindsides me with a power attack. I stagger and send the fully charged, enhanced fire breath shout off target...directly into the Stray Dog who had seen me engaging the Deathlord and leapt into action to back me up. The poor mutt takes the full force of the hit and gets splattered against the dungeon wall, instantly dead and on fire. As I scream out "no!", Serana decides it's the appropriate course of action to revive the dead dog into a zombie dog. Granted a second unlife, the loyal mutt resumes the attack on the Deathlord, only to take a single hit by his weapon and instantly die *again*, dissolving into dust. As I watch in horror with a loud scream of "no!", the game decides to add salt on the wound and autosaves...*8 times*, effectively wiping away all pre-dungeon autosaves. My last regular save was at the end of my previous session, a full six hours of adventuring and questing ago. I had no choice but to move on and carry the memory of the noble mutt who was with me a grand total of twenty minutes and died for me twice in the process.

Dude what an arc, idk if I should be laughing

Can you do the quest get dagger then kill the man?

@@VegetaLF7 this is why I save frequently in Skyrim & delete really old saves so I don't have this problem.

So, I learned you can empty out a soul gem by dropping it on the floor, oddly enough

Oh my god, is there a charitable organization I can donate to?

​@@tristonaprill2042I can give you my pay pal

I don't even like picking the rude dialogue option in a dialogue tree because I don't want to hurt the NPC's feelings. I swear, us humans can pair bond with anything.

This is every Dark Brotherhood playthrough I attempt. It's a shame too, I hear the questline is pretty good.

I'm doing a playthrough were I am basically like Ganondorf in Orcarina of Time, lying to everyone before I slaughter them. Wish they gave you the chance to join Miraak though.

why is this so true lol

exactly the same

COOKIE WOKE dO yOu Go To ThE cLoUd DiStRiCt OfTeN?

Except he very rarely actually appears in the cloud district

🤣😂🤣 of course we don't, since the arrow to the knee🤣😂🤣😂

Shoot all the Hold Guards in the knees with arrows? Eeyep.

What about dog sacrificing? Is that worth it?

racist

@@swagking2674 How is that racist?

@@cino98 probably the "Black" souls lol

Just rename the soul gem instead

Exactly! I saw him as less awkward fanboy and more ticking time bomb. He's such a huge fan of the people who tried to surrender the world to a daedra - what's to say he won't try to finish the job? Or just get tricked into it?

I like da razor. Merhunes Dagon would look better with a beard. And it’s pretty strong.

@Joseph Stalin mate there are like 30 daedric lords - have fun warding off hircines hunt

He's a historian. If every person who was a historian was murdered because people thought what they were recording was evil, humanity would be stuck in an endless loop of Holocaust and Soviet Russia.

@@fred5594 So a Nazi historian who dresses like a Nazi, supports Nazi propaganda, has the last magical page of Mein Kampf, and wants to collect means of Hitler returning to life (considering it's possible) is like a regular dude? Not saying he deserves death but...he's not innocent either.

Same here it hurts

Lol I searched for 15 mins to find a potion for him. My heart didn't let me leave him like that.

Same

Yea same

the draughr isn't the person, it's a reanimated corpse

@@ETHANR26 idk he talks and even acknowledges what happened when you meet in in sovengarde meaning his soul returned to the body

I'm pretty sure that bargains with the Ideal Masters are different from regular enchanting.

While wearing Clavicus Vile's mask and Hircine's hide

@@bandawin18 I have all those items besides hircines hide

@@bandawin18 SAVIORS hide

What is so evil about it?

@@JaTonda Your using the weapon of that Daedras enemy

Thanks Jesus

Jesus christ! Why would you kill partysnax

@@kurisublu2 I had to because my housecarl was stuck on follow and was in the void. So she is now a blades member and no longer in the void

Jesus, I am crying of laughter with "partysnax". STOP

Where can I get a good child-killing mod?

Depends on the loot in question. ;)

THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT THIS IS I HAVE A LOKI BUILD IN SKYRIM

​@@sosansational Sounds interesting! Is it vanilla, or by using mods?

*This is so wholesome...*

@@weirdlookindoll this Is so sad can we hit despacito

Awwwwww. See this is what Skyrim is all out.

True Dragonborn?

Not likely. Giants don’t give much xp per kill and if you reloaded and were using the same skill then It wouldn’t take you a couple more hours to level up. You just thought up this shit in 5 minutes

As soon as I saw Sophie selling flowers I just adopted her. My poor soul cant see her just selling stuff outside in a cold city

Jesus A. Leon those two are the ones I adopted lol

I adopted Lucia and Aleson

I literally adopted those two

I always get Sofie and Lucia

"Wanna play a game?" NOT NOW SOFIE! (Because let's face it, it's usually Sofie 😆)

Don’t dishonour the inside joke

@Jalen Gauthier i think he knows that

Deaded Alive

no the DEADRIC GODS

And the gods... Aren't talking

Well.. he also didn't want to grow old and cling to life past his usefulness. As long as you don't use his soul for a weapon, he will never cease to be useful.

@@insaincaldo No the soul its self is not in enchanted weapons or armor, it's the power of the ideal Masters that is. The soul is just the payment for the magic

@@sithis36 Semantics.

He didnt want to lie down and die his words exactly but paraphrased but what i did was just use paralyze so hed have to take his death lieing down

@@insaincaldo Not semantics, exactly lore-correct description of what happens.

You win.

I fus him off the top of the throat of the world, also sacrificed him to boethia, commanded him to attack a giant once...I hate nazim

I used the Flaming Familiar spell on Nazeem and blew him up to death, and without getting a bounty on my head lol

Imagine if Bethesda acknowledged the hatred for Nazeem and decided to make him a storyline NPC in The Elder Scrolls 6.

Agreed

Everyone near by will attack you and you reload a save.

Spencer MacDougall But what if you had quiet casting and remained invisible with a high sneak stat?

Yeah, what if

@@Senordisastermaster you will be spotted regardless. The game triggers the guards in a box area around the execution platform.

He doesn't go to Sovngarde though, he's not there when you go there to kill alduin. I don't know a whole lot about the afterlives of Elder Scrolls, but does that mean 'Uncle Roggvir' went to Oblivion?

You could have just loaded back

I accidentally killed her, but then got a good perk 30mins later. So just continued the game anyways.

I salute you for committing to a true nordic burial.

@@TheMagicSkelli it was on my main and there I wanted to take things as they come. No story is complete without a bit of tragedy

@@gravewalker2175 she took the time to train a complete stranger after all, that was the least I could do

Yeah especially with the college of winterholds mishap

It’s so true but also I would like this comment but it’s at 69 likes hehe

Walking by a guard after saving the world for a third time Guard: Aw, what's the matter, someone steal your sweet roll?

In oblivion it's the opposite, I'm playing rn and people won't shut up about me helping martin save the world

I lost it at Vesuvius

soul karen

Pronounces it to death.

@@arcanesiren629 His pronunciation of Maramal is far, far worse. He needs to stop playing the game with the sound off (a reason he gave in a previous video for why he pronounced one character's name so wrong).

@Gabriel- Augusto do you live in America?

It only applies to black soul gems, with the regular ones the soul still goes to the afterlife

I audibly laughed.

Kaden Sheikh well, you know what they say. If you have a roomful of monkeys and computers loaded with Skyrim . . .

He needs subs to pay for the electric bill

Yep. It's called his fan base. When we play we look for stuff and relay it to nate via the internet. We are not all in a basement though, we are everywhere. You have now joined this over-mind. Grats! One of us. 😃

@Kaden Sheikh Or he played Skyrim for thousends of hours. He probably never leaves his mancave, it is his own realm of Oblivion. 😂

You mean Anise?

Bitch is hiding something down her cellar

Anise is a witch, there's a note in her basement iirc

If it’s Anise you should check the basement before you proclaim her innocence

Same

indeed, i did the same. In fact, i kind of felt it was making the entire game more interresting and more serious to me... I stayed there and felt like i shared his sadness... I think it would have been cool if after a certain time, the giant unlock as a potential follower.

wait a second? do u mean the mourning giant isnt gonna try to kill you when he sees you? well if that was the case i guess im evil

Dwarven great sword 😈 blood split gold taken

To be fair. Messing with livestock is a serious offence in many places, and that's not talking about murdering them to death

@@Zahn-rad You dare dishonor the son of a shepherd?

@Jalen Gauthier there its fixed

god i thought this said children for a really long time n was all “.. yeah.. that’s.. that’s how it goes man”

Wow. That is messed up.

majin buu type beat

Well f*ck-

Only HE knows

And He isn't talking

Kind sir. Could you tell me your story? I've never heard it

He’s not going to speak until we have gotten a chance to get 0.0001 percent amount of the knowledge he contains

Like a good story/game

I need this as a mod

That would be lovely. Could we also get a baby mammoth mount?

this isnt true either, if you kill silas or dont dagon will still send the daedra to kill you and the key can be looted off them

Is this a feature from the newer Skyrim releases? Because I have the original and he never sends Daedra if you kill Silas@@rickisnothome

Nerd!

Or the Staff Of Magnus, for Obvious Reasons...

Cool imma try that

They're going to be in the next game anyway in some new form (in just the main series they have been spies, then bodyguards, then dragon hunters) so why go through trouble.

Ha .....party snax😂

Death Hound I feel like that is a reference to the elder scribbles

@@morganpriest7726 Shhh, don't tell all my secrets

@@morganpriest7726 *senile scribbles

Thats not murder, thats self defence, All Guards Are Bastards

°_°

**sad trombone**

LMAOO💀💀

The two Daedra never managed to kill Silus in my playthroughs. I think you have to get their attention off of Silus real fast so he has the chance to get away.

I feel, if he's going to die either way, I don't feel guilty about killing him for the sake of the dagger. It looks really cool in a display case. Besides, I might be preventing the next Oblivion crisis by taking this guy out. His obsession can't lead to anything good.

What are you saying? Of course he doesn't.

Never should've come here!

Next time enchant a pair of boots with his soul and call them "I do get to the cloud district" and only wear them there

You get all that plus the dagger and all of the things in his museum if you kill him

it would be hilarious to mod that lmao

That last line slayed me 🤣

PoM: "...No."

@@kittenchristmas4194 DB: **dons Amulet of Mara** PoM: Hard to believe someone like you isn't taken 😳

Does he die if you dont have any? Everytime I ran into him I just give him some

I just realized I accidentally killed him cause he didn’t ask to be healed and I didn’t want to clear out “his cave” so I left.....

Taylor Clayburn you thought he was a bandit lol

Poor valdr

I healed the fucker and he attacked me as soon as he stood up

i actually just never visited the museum

The ex wife thing could be a sweet thing unless (which I assume you are talking about) killed her lol

But ex wives have no soul

@Hoàng Nguyên woah calm down there satan.

You don't wanna know what's in his boots.

@Hoàng Nguyên It's okay for werewolves to kill other werewolves. They aren't in the same pack. The player can also be a werewolf who wears the Saviour's Hide, since they worship Hircine. Makes total sense.

Correction: a bloody log

I wanted to help him, but my game glitched and I couldn't talk to him

I killed him from a distance with my bow once bc i thought he was a bandit

Valdr: Man, I'm sure glad I made it out of that cave alive. I hope my friends are okay, maybe somebody will pass by and I can ask them for help! You: Idk man, that hide armor is looking really bandit-like.

Killing a Dark Brother or Dark Sister invokes the Wrath of Sithis. Especially if it's the Listener.

I'm the person he does it for. I've opened hundreds of saves but never get past level 60 because I wanna do a new run.

I’m playing it for the first time, so it’s helpful to me

@@bumblehoney7206 Same i'll try to do a heavy play though and then randomly start a thief play though.

Actually I didn’t know about the mourning giant one or the note from the jarl about the giant camp. And get this, I’m running a vampire lord build on my recent save and I was at the location not too long ago so I think I may have killed the giant in the middle of one of my rampages to drain life for perks. I don’t remember much about it but I remember a huge fight and I was scrambling attacking everything in sight because a fire breathing dragon along with a bunch of Dawnguard hunters with crossbows were charging at me. Yeah now I kinda feel bad for the giant though.

Hey, you never know what someone's first exposure might be.

Not so, more evil is to kill Meeko to add to the museum's showcase for Skyrim dogs in The Legacy of the Dragonborn. :(

@@mrsmissy2669 excuse me?! Ok well whoever made that mod is a monster. Making people kill meeko to complete a set.

@@spicybeantofu no no. It's not strictly necessary to kill meeko. You can kill any dog to complete the quest. But, you know, meeko is a dog...

I use meeko reborn and setscale 0.5 he is so adorable i rather kill myself

I can't be dealing with that dog, He just gets in the way!

BY THE ORDER OF THE JARL! YOU'VE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE!

SHHhhhh... You were told

Tea bag a Giants carcass

Soul trap Ebony warrior

It's like a law of the universe or something.

@@insaincaldo Only other guy who dies more in pretty much *_anything_* than Sean Bean is John Hurt....

@@Daelyah do You Know the Actor Passed Away ?

Richard Sharpe is the only character he plays who is allowed to live.