Big mood right there

Aghhhhhhh And then those dragons broke through the ice TWT

My game gliched and it forsed me to skip it so I never saw it that much

@@gaugeman1170 Lucky

@@A_Succubus and then basicly one shot you

What about Crimson nirnroot? That should have been in #3!

@@il-dottore tbf the reward isnt as bad as he makes it out to be - with that ability it literally becomes 25% easier to beat the game on legendary because of the endless loop of 'forge gear that makes alchemy better' use alchemy to create potions which make enchanting and crafting better, enchant the armor to be better at alchemy and crafting - create best boi armor which boosts one stst higher than the games limit, become a god, do the smae for weapons and 2hko everything

@@youareaspook5897 dude the ingredients you need for that series of potions is insanely easy to obtain, that bonus is legit garbage

And if you eat one, it won't respawn meaning the quest will never finish.

*YESSS*

we all regret touching it, but sadly my latest play through i COULDN'T ignore it because i was roleplaying someone who is distracted easily by shiny things

@@caseygray2328 At least you'll get a daedric artifact out of the deal... I didn't think that actual walkthrough was terrible, but I'm not big on dungeon crawls and there were so many vampires in that cave. I lost my original file when my hard drive died. Guess I'll be right there with the rest of you when I go for my second round of the oblivion walker achievement.

this is why i don't pick up the beacon i take everything but the beacon then just start spamming spells at the chest its in

That’s what happened to me

I got scared because I had headphones on and the volume all the way up.

venessa b 🤯

Thank you!

I just picked them up when I saw them dou g quests or whatever, most of them are in Jarl’s rooms.

Im sorry im a grammar nazi but i think you said "mods" wrong

I just use a quest marker mod for when you ger the quest and information from Sapphire it then places Markers on them.

Yeah

For me theyre the best! Because you have unique puzzles and not that "Look at the dragon claw, ok now switch this shit to the right animal"

i mean they cool but like can you dont bethesda?

Texas Randy fucking YES

I thought im the only one

same thing happened to a whiterun guard except the collecting ninroot part

😂😂😂😂

why would you do that to yourself

Me

@@cumcannon8870 this way you can't do more of it because of your condition and you wouldn't want to do it or you will start to go insane I did the mission before

marshmello this is so FUCKING true

@@CYB3R.S41NT haha ik

destroy the dark brotherhood then you wont have to worry about that unending quest.

saarah0006 yea but the dark brotherhood has lit af rewards

thats where i am at in the game

@PoPяosтυAιaи ッ ive tried and his damn storm spell just continues to drain my health and slow me down

Just dual cast destruction spells on him He'll keep getting staggered and also remember to summon atleast one daemon so you'll temporarily have 2 followers That's how I killed him in legendary

Boss wants really hard... just shout at the guy with fire or use a scroll

@PoPяosтυAιaи ッ idk i found meridia's beacon on the winterhold mage quest line. The final boss was pretty hard for me tbh

Which boss exactly are you lot talking about? Was there some telepathic message or secret clue I missed here?

Hahahah^

mermy gillis console command babe

I actually don't mind the quest. But every time I find a crimson nirnroot, I have to put it in a chest, otherwise I end up eating all of them and then realising.

Eventually I did use console commands to get those damn things back. Every playthrough I've done blackreach always finds a way to screw me over because I'm an idiot and forget to save. My bloody follower gets lost or some random falmer decides to skull fuck me with an arrow outta nowhere and now I'm just over blackreach.

Why would you eat 15 of them? Also they respawn (like all Nirnroot in Skyrim do) after 10 days if you leave Blackreach.

^^

I hate that it doesn't have a decent map to tell you where everything is while you're in it.

How come no one I soul trap ends up there?

I can agree with dragon. Auriels bow questline was by far my favorite in the entire game. Especially the whole scene of the two dragons coming out of the ice and fighting them. The castle itself was gorgeous too. The forgotten veil was still reminiscent of skyrim, unlike some of the other places like the soul cairn and the summit of apocrypha (which i still loved)

Aaron Berkofsky I think everything the first time around is great... The second time, eh, you've been here before, third playthrough you wonder why the fuck you're doing this quest again that requires you to walk about 10 fucking miles, past that you wanna commit syicide every time it pops up because its so. Fucking. Long

I don't think I ever will complete that quest, you can't even start it without joining the thieves guild, and every interaction I have with them makes my skin crawl. What's even more annoying is that you can't drop them until you beat the quest, which you can't even fail because both appraisers are essential

Thomas Devlin Since the Force can’t tell me where things are in a video game, I had to resort to an online guide. The problem was, I had no idea what places I had already been to. So I ended up going through EVERY POSSIBLE LOCATION where a stone could be found. And since the Xbox 360 goes into hibernation at every loading screen, it took me roughly five hours to finish it. Talk about a pain in the neck.

I just got all of the stones finally, but now I'm angry because I have to get the crown and kill some Falmer.

Every playthrough I usually just devote a day to getting them.

Literally I never completed it on my own it takes so long

Damn, yes... That's my second worst quest. First one being finding auriel's bow.

Dawnbreaker is a good arse sword though

@@kooosggtt121 i hate it. also i never use swords, melee is literally the worst way of combat.

@@sirspongadoodle Are you a mage or a archer?

@@sirspongadoodle melee does have uses, my fight style is to shoot the enemy, if it doesn't die then see how much it got hurt, if its hurt enough then clonk its skull inside out with a poisoned warhammer, if it isn't hurt enough then continue ranged assault either until dead or until weak enough for reattempt of warhammer.

omg same thing happened to me the other day!!

Same

bruh just take the elevator at Tower of Mzark back down, you're instantly back at the place of the lexicon...

The same thing happened to me like 3 days ago

Rofl I can relate

Matt I heard that and I just jumped up and said to my self quitly since it was 3 am and I'm 10 Wtf was that

id rate it 12+

oh

fair enough

Mr. Pablosek yes, *_It's_* a female

Hahah^

Thank GOD someone mentioned the Soul Cairn missions. Hated the whole thing, never going back there.

@@chai_burns A quest without markers in the most awful part of the game? Agree, not going back there. Well made video by the way.

I fucking hate the soul cairn I'm not doing any of the quests in there

Yea

I only did it to honor morrowind.

Just hit them with an illusion spell. Then watch them kill their friends, lol.

there like the flood in Halo geez its safe to say they were hated enough not to show up in any other Halo after 3 not counting wars because there less up close.

A fuckin men!

Save Nazeem not because it is hard but because Nazeem is involved.

Ember Knight You kind of do look like you like to fetch the mead lol Like you did all that shit like save the world but you wouldn't just fetch the mead which is so simple lmao

It's like that one interviewer who said LeBron James is seen as an underdog or some shit. LeBron James be like, "Ha... Me?? Underdog??" "I don't think so." "Me neither."

Daniel Pyro Cho great comment :D

let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

+Steve S so you can cast a few spells. am i supposed to be impressed?

Same

I have -5/10 because I was making potions and I hate myself

Rui Synx I ate the first few. Then started the quest to find 30. Major pain in the ass

mattyoxide duplicate them

KayCee Schulz duplicate them

why does everyone hate that quest?

@@TheGreatInternetSurfer honestly the reward "Dawnbreaker" is actually really good

@@TheGreatInternetSurfer cus you are basically forced into it

@@anselmadelia9747 I like the quest but I don't think you have to pick up the beacon. Can't you just leave it where you found it?

@@TheGreatInternetSurfer Idk I guess her voice is abrasive and annoying. I like the quest because of dawnbreaker

That quest is cool IMO. You get tons of coins (from the desecrated corpses) and a cool sword.

Yunpei Yang true but you kinda groan when you see the beacon in the chest

in Clavicus Viles shrine I found the beacon in the chest behind the statue. I was like. WELL-IM-MOVING-FORWARD-AT-LIGHT-SPEED

I like that quest though

That quest is good to play once and then fucking sucks😂

Someone You Don't Know. By far the worst side quest was that exact nirnroot collection part and black reach was annoying as hell.

Solution : player.additem 000b701a “30”

Ahaha

I've done upwards of 5 play throughs, maybe more, and I have yet to complete the return to your roots side quest. Its the most annoying quest ever. The way that I complete Blackreach is through the quest Lost to the Ages, where you have to find the 4 pieces of Aethirium. In one of the Dwemer ruins you have to go through, there is a secret entrance into Blackreach at the end of the ruin that puts you pretty close to the Elder Scroll. I mean its literally a 5 minute dash... Beats the 3 hours I spent wandering Blackreach during my 1st play through. Plus the Aethrium Crown is crucial and always one of the 1st items i get to help boost xp.

Someone You Don't Know amen

The trolll THE TROLLLL!!!!!

I restarted my game, and I can't get past the FRIGGEN TROLL

Started a new file recently. Managed to find a hunting bow of flames and then shoot it to death.

I beat the troll under lv 10..Wanna know how?... Become a werewolf.... The companions quest to become a werewolf are soo easy just look at a guide if you're having a bit of trouble

Don't fight the troll, when you see it run back and turn left and go from mountains, this way you won't need to fight with it

the fun part is when one of the pages clips inside a barel and you have to deactive collisions via the console be able to go throught the barel and see the page and take it.

Your right because it’s annoying and I hate waking around the soul cairn. For the stone of barenziah at least you don’t get lost and start throwing controller into the tv

I go to the soul cairn, free Seranas mom, snag Arvak and bail. Never heard of these soul cairn pages.

I still haven't completed that quest lmao

hilariously, the quest is even titled "Patience of a Saint", because that's what you fucking need to complete it.

Have fun getting ambushed 24/7. Thu'ums are loud [except the whisper that reveals life]

Branden Kroskie there is a perk that makes casting magic silent

Use unrelenting force on the yellow orb to make everything friendly

@@gamingwithelliot8949 That is not funny, dude!

Picasso DiCaprio Did you do it?

KA-BOOM-EN I’ve honestly done that so many times like every time I replay the game I forget the lexicon every time

I made the same mistake. Even worse is that the game decided to re lock the great lifts so I had to delve the whole ruin again.

KA-BOOM-EN I literally did just did the same thing a few days ago lol

Use a bucket. You can go through many objects

I did that too. I cried

Hahahaha! Same here and doing it as we speak !

@@xuemem and its so fucking long for a first quest

Me to I have aranicnaphobia so the big add spider nearly gave a heart attack the very first time I played the game. I still hate that queatexcept it give your first shout and a quest item.

Same. It’s annoying lol. Overall I don’t really like the cave quests. I like the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, and slice of life styles quests. I’d be ok never facing another draugr ever again.

Times beaten Bleak Falls Barrows: 50 Times beaten Skryim main quest: 1

Mist Snare you get a damn sick sword from it tho

I searched for that sword once I wikied what in hell the beacon was, that was my first playthrough and i was playin in master, the wizards in the end of dungeon one hitted me all the night till i got angry and changed to easiest difficult u.u

Meridia's quest does net a nice amount of coin from those dead soldiers strewn about the place, as well as a decent sword; however, I actively avoid the quest due to how buggy it can be(falling to your death from the sky) and her attitude.

Mist Snare really? That is one of my favorite quests....

Mist Snare I found the beacon in solstheim

her name is vex and she is hot!!

@@hunterloyacano3375 Wrong person. It's Ingun Black Briar and you get the key to her chest for doing it.

@@lordinquisitorsec7532 Yup -- she leaves really nice potions which you can then SELL for MONEY!

You get fire salts by killing flame antronachs then looting their remains.

Same goes with frost. It's sad. This game has been out since my son's been born and I'm only now playing it. On a ps3. That sabre cat all glitched out on them companion missions is whack tho. That was literally the first companion mission I did after dude vouched for me. Already cleared the area and couldn't for some reason. Go do any other mission. My smart ass restarted the whole game. Had like forty hours into it.

You mean you actually returned it?

Wait we can opt out of returning it?

Dazzle Dragon You can’t actually opt out of doing it, but you can just simply not complete the quest and you can use it to pick locks

eh it doesn't rlly matter, picking locks is easy on the pc.

SollertisKhan Whilst it is, it’s nice because it means you don’t have to unlock the skill that makes lockpicks unbreakable

。Madotsuki 。 And those bottles are mead i guess? :3

What's the best part of specializing in alchemy I've always wanted to cause illusion seems shifty but is Super over powered but reading the stats of alchemy I didn't see the point in it end game but like illusion I feel like if you work on it its amazing and way over powered haha

It's better to make then spending 2k on a goddamn health potion which restores 10 health points -_-

*slowly takes bottles out from under and puts them gently into my bag* uhh yeah nothing happening here.. *slowly approaches door until close then dashes out going behind the house and using them as quickly as possible* :3

。Madotsuki 。 cringe

Brandon Flash Me to I played the Elder scroll quest for a day just because it was so boring.

totally. Im always soo happy to finally see daylight again

I used to hate them too lol but after my most recent play through (having been through them once or twice before and being lost the whole time) I found that I was able to go through them fine and it kind of changed my opinion on em.

Bthardamz has 6 areas, and two of those are single rooms. None of the others have more than 4, but I take the point. They do go on for a long time, particularly if you're also going through Blackreach. For me it depends on what how I'm feeling at the time. Sometimes I like a good dungeon crawl. Sometimes they do just feel overly long. They're a lot better than the dungeons in Oblivion though. In Skyrim they're often fairly linear but at least you can tell which way to go. In Oblivion the dungeon layouts are more complicated but every hallway looks pretty much the same.

like mzulft?

Kitsune Robyn Same!!!!! I fucking.......HHHHH- Also. Yeah. Paarthurnax...I never do the quest. Ever. I cantttt

The only reason that the quest is annoying is because you accepted it but can't complete it... Honestly if you aren't going to complete it don't talk to the blades ever after that one quest that opens the discussion

There's actually a mod that you can talk to the blades and tell delphine that you won't kill paarthunax

Paarthurnax*

Have you pleyed ZELDA breath of the wild? There's the 900 korok seeds to find...FUCKING 900. And in return, you got a golden poop...A FUKING GOLDEN POOP. That have absolutely no use at all

It’s actually amazing Imo. You’ll have so many gems you won’t know what to do with them. You’ll find flawless gems in every chest, usually a few of them.

It's not *completely* useless, but you do need to have good Speech perks in order to make it effective. Speech is sometimes overlooked: investing in shops, for instance, counts for the "Assist the people" task, in addition to giving you more places to unload your loot.

This reward will literally make you rich so its worth it. I made literally a million gold (i did have a mod that increased venders total money though lol) from selling all these gems throughout my play through. Its very useful

Yeah a complete let down 😳after spending years finding all those stupid gems and getting such a 💩 reward😡😡😡

I will also call him that now.

Jarl Ballin, partysnax and septimus signpost

the unique enemies and the reward of Break of Dawn was pretty nice, but the quest was indeed pretty boring and annoying (I was level 14 and that mage kept killing me with one hit)

Brilliant idea

Hahah yeah lol 😂

Miss Alcoholic I just completed that quest today lol

Miss Alcoholic 20+ playthroughs, thousands of hrs and not once have I completed it, I salute your patience lol

considering the reward it is a good thing my friend. I maybe got to 5 at max once after over 500 hours :D

Xaalis yeah, I just have all of the ones from the Jarl houses..that's it :p

same on the completing it once haven't completed the crimson nirnroot one before though

Sheogorath Daederic Prince Of Madness Plot twist seeing as your a daedric prince you can just get your champion to do it for you

I like this because I imagine Sheogorath wandering through Tamriel searching for unusual gems getting progressively angrier as time passes without him finding all 24

This quest is what led to his Madness!

This is the reason I cheat and rapid fire the TAKE button each time I find a gem. I was able to pick up 24 in 6 or 7 locations. Now I find gems EVERYWHERE.

I have the Mod that shows where they are and I still have never comopleted it.

Yeah but if you can go through without using a weapon and just letting your "Ebony Mail"(given by Boethia during Boethia's Calling) it's not that bad

Death Lords in every god damn corner 😤

The Vale also has some unique, gorgeous music. I can second the Falmer caves, but I actually love Dwemer ruins because, more often than not, you have to actually pay attention so you don't step on that pressure plate that makes blades spin or makes things EXPLODE GODAMNIT WHAT THE HELL. I can also totally get behind the dislike of Bleak Falls, though--screw that tomb. It's one of the LEAST lucrative tombs in the entire game, and lies about what you can expect throughout. "Why's everything empty? Burial urns suck!" Then after going through multiple Nordic tombs--with the exception of the Forsaken Cave, which has a LOT of empty urns--your tune changes to, "Oh, okay, so it's Bleak Falls that's looted and cheap."

Wth is the amethyst paragon thing for anyways?

I am not a fan of those two dragons, I went there guy shocked died and refused to go back, what was the reward

I know, right? Fuck Nazeem

it would be good if all the sections of finding auriels bow was separated into different quests, once you started you couldn’t go back and it mentally exhausted me

The Night Mother and Preston Garvey have a running bet on which one will get the player to kill himself first.

Yeah Preston and the night mother are goals

Dark brotherhood Preston lol

This makes no sense, why as the leader of the fucking brotherhood i can't assign the assassinations to any of the initiates, Nazir and so on?! Get your shit together, Night Mother, I'm the dragonborn and I'm fucking busy collecting crimson nirnroots

Trevor Taylor preston garvey and the night mother would make fast friends

Had the same problem my first time around, because I hadn't yet visited the volcanic tundra around the Eldergleam Sanctuary. They're everywhere around that place. :)

Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap That one was so easy for me! Early on in the game I had made it my mission to purchase a home in Falkreath with the Hearthfire mod, and planted the one Jazbay Grape that I had. Since you get 3 back, plant those three and then you'll harvest 12* (I failed math). And all you really have to do is leave your house and return after another quest or two. Did the same thing for Ingun Black-Briar with the deathbell and nightshade.

Head south from Windhelm until you hit the area with hot springs. There are Jazbay Grapes everywhere. They're just hard to see. Look for small patches of leaves on the ground--they almost appear to be shimmering like water when you get close. There are a ton just by the side of the road.

Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap What I do is I go to each of the major cities like Whiterun or Windhelm and I enter the alchemy or general stores and buy their ingredients. It's easy and it might take time but you'll have a lot of ingredients for any quests requiring them.

Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap What about the Black-Briar girl who wants 20 nirnroot, 20 nightshade, and 20 deathbell. Seriously, fuck that.

Those areas are actually color coded: red and orange ambience means you're up against the automatons, blue and green means Falmer and chauruses.

Why everyone hates the falmers? I actually like it to fight there:/

Also known as every dwarven ruin

Frankie Triebl Fucking hate that quest and it's glitching.

TestRun ikr

i really wanted to finish ti

So many times... glitch central.

i finished it

Autumn Foxx same, I hate going to Apochrypha...

A simple solution is to not do Dragonborn until you're ready to just do it in one go. Miraak doesn't take your souls if you haven't met him yet.

General Kenobi

Autumn Foxx ME TOOOO

I feel the pain

I thought it was so trippy when I first went there totally different to the game you had play so far. How could you hate it

@@jonw9791 its just a boring cave that is dark and makes you wish you could get out!.

And she won’t shut the fuck up until you do the quest. Made me never wanna do it in the first place

but the quest is short, all bodies loot gold, getting 2 dawnbringers and setting enemies ablaze is awsome.

I've only gotten two Dawnbringers once. What I find annoying is getting to the temple and the stupid quest item is gone. Find it again and when I get back IT'S GONE AGAIN! Stumble across it yet again and 3 minutes after leaving the cave where I found it I see a message saying "You have lost Meridia's Beacon." WTF!!!

"A new hand touches the OOORRRBBBB!!!!!"

Eric Adams dear god that brings back horrifying flashbacks. I didn't mind the actual temple run but having to deal with Meridia was to much especially since they hover you high above ground and you know you won't be dropped but Skyrim physics won't let you relax.

Jazbay grapes.... FUCK!

10 fire salts pls

after 200 ingame hours I still have 3 fire salts

Luke Scheer have you fought the reaper? I hated with this skull too and then you dont even use this spell im a sneaking twohanded warrior i dont need a damm horse

Luke Scheer his skull is still in my inventory never to be returned

Lol, I found his skull randomly when I was walking through the soul Cairn:P

jeffreyb1228 same here

+ jeffreyb1228 you will get it as a reward if you return it

I think it's meant to be a quest you complete passively, gradually picking things up over time with a sweet bonus if you happen to find all of them

@@ryanalving3785 - The problem being, that by the time you've collected them all, you're pretty much done with the game and you've got more money than you know what to do with so having metric f*ck-tons of gems is kinda pointless.

Worst part with that quest is not all the useless gems you get but the fact that the stones weigh 0.5 each and you can not remove them from inventory AND that they DO NOT STACK. FFS having a billion of them in the inventory is so annoying.

You could randomly throw your gems around the house and make it rain :D

it's annoying cuz I had like 14 of the stones and then I would just drop them cuz I don't know what they're for and then the quest starts and I only have like two left.

Apparently I have 2 when I only have 1 so I'm with you there buddy

What? You didn't tell him to stop following you?

You can just fast travel or wait and the dog will automatically go where he needs to go, no need to follow him.

God and he had the worst fucking voice, he sounded like a jew from brooklyn

Worse than that, I killed some Thalmor and he reported me! Seriously, I got a bounty for killing that elf scum! Then he tried to push me off the cliff I was dropping the Thalmor and Whiterun Guard bodies off! He's just lucky that I wanted the achievement more than I wanted the axe. For real though, any quest where you have to have a follower is the worst quest.

MoxiMigrate that last part got me literally laughing out loud

Hahah xD

lol I thought the same thing, that it looked like Pandora

Yeah your right Black reach sucks so much

git gud you casual lel :/

Am i the only one who likes blackreach? ever since i started a character in blackreach using - Live another life- i had a new appreciation for it, even grabbed all 30 crimson nirnroots at level 1-2, a few times.

Hahahaha, this is never going to die, is it? And don't even dare me because... I just might. Ohhhh, no way! How's she feeling after the birth? I sent her some cordial, I hope she got it.

Graenolf *DO IT!!!*

Graenolf i dare you

Graenolf She did, and she's impressed you knew elderflower was her favorite. ^_^ Thankee-sai.

Jesseca Alvarez-Kuykendall best barrel reward: the one that had 30000 gold in it at the end of some quest

Eclipse Shark skooma my friend. Lots and lots of skooma.

Oh my god same😂

The unofficial patch will fix that weird glitch. I got it, too, and have no idea what happened or why the game would be programmed to do that.

I ate one and found another. Now every time i get thrown in prison i have -1/30. I have no intentions to go back there because i can't stand the screaming plants that make me want to punch a wall.

crimson nirnroots respawn

Lone Wolf I just finished up all the Solstheim quests last night except for Filial Bonds... seriously fuck that quest. There is no reason why you don't get a quest marker for that one. The guy can die in game and you wouldn't know it. My guess is I can't find him because he's at the bottom of the ocean somewhere. Fuck 'em, I'm over it... worst fucking quest!

I agree with literally everything you just said

Lone Wolf I enjoyed the black books but ngl I ran through the entire areas. It was more the search for the books I liked

Lone Wolf same

That Serana's mom quest is make me consider going back to a old save file just to join the dawnguard and kill everyone that's responsible for that LOOOOOOOOOONNNGGGGG boring quest. I just want that ring of erudite ffs

I had 17 characters on X360, and I've done about three characters on XONE (with the alt. start mod) that went through Bleak Falls Barrow. Fuck that quest. But nothing beats the hatred I have for doing Blackreach over and over.

Dont even mention that place.

Caleb Caleb me too!

The issue is that it's a bit of a time sink... ...and it's a huge interior cell, and it's pretty dark, at least aesthetically... ...and, if you want to leave to go do something else, you have to remember where an elevator is to leave, and that still takes some time, so it's a large hassle overall. I don't really like to get locked into things like that; I don't like that kind of needless commitment. I also dislike really long dungeons that overstay their welcome super hard. It's an issue that some mods I've seen fall into-- Undeath comes to mind, alongside a strong feeling of pure loathing. It's good to hear that some people enjoy Blackreach, though. EDIT: Atlas Map Markers helps.

I think it looks pretty ugly due to the VERY simplified ground meshes. Would love it if there were a mod that brought it up to more modern standards, it could look quite pretty with a bit more effort put into it.

i also like blackreach when you are down there and use shout power on the big glowing orange orb you get to fight that big dragon

I love the look of Blackreach, and it was fun to run around it. But the noise... the *fucking* Nirnroot screeching! I had to play on mute for most of it because I started getting an awful migraine!

Dani Addler that's why you do the platter glitch what you do i s find the exits

OMFG! I fucking hate them too! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY! xD

who doesnt

Nordic catacombs I can handle, but this talk of Dwemer ruins and Falmer ruins? World's gone mad I'd say.

Omg I thought I was the only one who hated the dwemmer ruins too! Idk what it is, but I just hate them. Maybe it's all the robot things clanking around. They've always been a pain to kill for me.

Wait, five paragons?!

one per gem type, except garnet you got spoilers on UESP, forgotten vale page

the long ass cave system soon became nice and then not annoying

Sou are a true mazochist. I have 200+ hour in Skyrim with 4 different characters. No Stone Unturned: Completed one Return to your roots:Completed never

Nothing quite like the "Oh No Oh No Oh No" moments when you trigger the giant wasps or stumble into a centurion by accident.

@C01d R4m3n Technically called Chaurus Hunters, but yeah. They're basically Wasps. Also, Blackreach is beautiful. The Dark Heart of Skyrim.

I sat down and spent like 4 hours trying to find all of those screaming weeds because I thought "If its this fucking hard, the reward must be jaw-dropping." So your telling me that I spent like 4 hours going insane trying to find 30 samples of bullshit when the cave is huge, dark, covered in falmer and automatons, and only has 40 bullshit plants in it, to be able to get 2 potions instead of 1 25% of the time. That's every twenty-five in ONE HUNDRED. FML

Thats one in four

Sometimes it procs more or less often(if you are doing smaller batches) but on the whole it's around 25%. On my last full play through I had like 3000+ chaurus eggs and 1200+ luna moth wings, both of which can be combined to make expensive Invisibility potions(worth over 2000 when made using my Alchemy gear combined with my Alchemy skill, perks and Seeker of Shadow). In a few minutes I combined those ingredients a little over 1200 times and ended up with a little over 1500 potions. That's over 3,000,000 gold worth of potions in a few minutes time. The Green Thumb perk works on most plants(save varieties of Nirnroot) and it also works on Eggs(the most important being Chicken's eggs from nests and Chaurus Eggs). Chicken's eggs have the Damage Magicka Regen property(as do bear claws, Blue Butterfly Wings, Blue Mountain Flowers, Hanging Moss, Nightshade and Spider Eggs to name a few ingredients that can be harvested in relative abundance). Since catching butterflies and moths gives you 2 wings each time, harvesting all this stuff(save bear claws and spider eggs) gives me enough ingredients each time to combine and make over 5000 gold worth of potions(with Sinderion's Serendipity).

jtenorj I don't know if there was any connection with Sinderion's Serendipity but earlier today I ran through my entire stockpile of alchemy ingredients training the skill (starting from about 98) and ended up making it Legendary three times in a row. Main level went from 71 to 76 in about ten minutes. Alchemy OP man.

So fun! And then you get your ass kicked and remember you haven't saved in an hour

You run away from their voices and meet random little girl. Girl: I've lost my parents and now I want you to be my daddy. We need to show you new adoption mechanics, you know. Me: I JUST WANTED TO EXPLORE SKYRIM!

Cultist: Hey you the one they call dragonborn? Me: I ONLY KILLED ONE BLOODY DRAGON!

Literally everyone here is so accurate I'm laughing

Shaunalea Archer What about this one? Hey you want to give me lots of money you'll never see again? I'll end up killing my workers and nick *receive* more money from you.

At least it pays well

What I find annoying is that I'M THE LISTENER, not some schlub back stabber. I'm supposed to tell one of the Bland Hand to get it done.

Kevin ikr xD I was like ' Oh cool, thanks night mother. Yo Astrid yo Bitch, go get that done! ' But nah. She had to screw everything up ofc

yes, and you have to come back to dark brotherhood every time, this is too boring

Kevin Sullivan In Whiterun, if Maro's scheduled isn't screwed up, Gaius Maro will sleep in the inn. Kill him while he is sleeping. Or have an outrageous amount of sneak...then it doesn't matter.

Free real estate ;)