For the algo!

I went to college with a guy who totally lucked into a job with NASA. He’s a printer tech, but it’s still a NASA gig. And yes, he milks it for all it’s worth.

NASA should use this as a recruitment video.

I'm not a janitor, I'm a maintenance engineer

If you ain't lying, you ain't trying.

I work for nasa, and I can’t believe you released our secrets

As someone who pretends to work for NASA I can confirm this is 100% accurate

This looked like a ton of fun to film. Also I feel you captured perfectly a male fantasy. Great job guys.

5:00 "Don't drink it" to "chug chug chug!" in a split second. Standard party behavior. Man, your skits are fucking brilliant 🤣😆

Me: Studied 9 Years to get my PhD, working at NASA and still going home alone Also me: Doesn't have a badge

I lost it at Mars water

Haha my friend worked at NASA and this man got it all. Every college party, this man was taking all the chicks 😂

This skit literally had me crying I was laughing so hard. As someone who's spent many years writing and putting together comedy material like yours, I just want to say that you guys are very talented, and I believe have that "IT" factor about you guys...the blessing of being able to come up with comedic, quality material but also being able to execute those ideas and produce a finished product that truly resonates with your audience. You guys should be very proud of yourselves to know you've managed to come as far as you have. And what I love even more is the fact you two are such tight bros with each other. You two remind me so much of myself and my old best friend who together we wrote so much fun material, we were just the same way. Get it while you two are young gentleman, just keep striving and working hard. You're only young once 😉 👍🏻

​I am now strangely motivated to work for NASA

This actually works... I have a friend that works at Nasa and just the mention of it brought several people up to us while we were chilling at a party. Goes without saying I was completely ignored during the affair.

As a woman who actually works in a NASA lab, this totally works... lol

I used to tell people I worked for a government contractor and had clearances (which I did). What I usually didn’t mention was that I monitored cameras, watched TV, and sometimes played video games.

Lol most of the time you would somehow bump into the only actual NASA scientist chick at the party and she'd start grilling you on casual rocket science

Lmao, the NASA dude actually does work for NASA and really is in the Mars Rover team

This is golden. One of the best skits ever🔥🔥🔥

Had to run this one back, although almost everything you drop is some gold this is up there with some of ur funniest work kings

The most unrealistic part of this skit is the major lack of dudes crowded around him nerding out about Mars lol. Same as when you own a nice car. Few chicks care. It’s the dudes like “Bro. What diff are you running in that?”

3:03 Playboy missed his chance here. Next time you've convinced a girl that you have classified government secrets tell her, "I can't speak here... is there a private room we can use?"

You guys totally blow away any comedy shows, especially SNL.

Just discovered this channel last night, watching this this morning and seeing so many faces I've also just discovered. Awesome

3:42 "Mars is the action planet in my birth chart" "Oh you're one of those girls" I lost it. Realest part of this

Stewie slowly looking like johny sins

"This guy works for mars!" "Well technically I work for Earth" LMAO

THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

Damn, everytime I try this, the women are engineers, and they see right through it. Why are there so many engineers at the NASA parties I go to?

This is a certified Slappers classic on god

I use the “I work for Netflix” chicks love it!!! Hahaha

Stevie killed it with the Mars walk 🤣

As a military drone pilot, sometimes I leave out the drone part to pick up chicks Update: I'm a real helicopter pilot now and the poon is overflowing, fellas

I used to roommate with a dude and he was a tank driver for the US Army and he would lie to women and tell them that he was an insurance adjuster instead to make himself look good. I'm not really sure why he thought being a tank driver wasn't bad ass enough.

LMFAO - this had me in hysterical fits! This is great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh Man this Had Me Cracking Up Laughing, Subscribed and Supporter all the Way from New Zealand

This is how every dude in the military is at a civilian party

The best thing about this video is that it would have legitimately worked until he did the Mars walk. The women of LA are a fascinating bunch.

This is your best one. I loved it.

Bruh the look on your face starting the from the beginning got me rolling when the girls look unimpressed, LOL!

This is Jim Carrey level humour! Especially when he's flicking the "Mars Water" on people and then doing the "Mars Walk".

this may be the best one theyve ever done! all the girls rocking back and forth together while he does the mars walk was absolutely hysterical

Had a girl sitting on my lap, told her I work in I.T. and she got up and left 😂

“ohhhhh space is gonna kill me”😂

When they asked if he'd been to Mars, he knew he was in.

I like how his dance moves included motor boating. 😂

been following and enjoying since early days, still, it was this video that made me realize the depth of these guys how amazing it's still #earlydays

My boy is a medical lab assistant but he always says he’s a scientist and milks the shit out of it 😂

Lol even the cast was really good on this one. Hands down one of the best vids on the channel, I laughed the whole way through, keep it up

Not even gonna lie, I used this same technique on a girl and now she’s my wife STAY STRONG KINGS

When he leaned in close and whispered "mars" I burst out laughing ahahhahaha fucking awesome lol

I swear, this video NEEDS a part 2

Damn so being an accountant isnt enough now lol.

This is every engineer's fantasy! First skit EVER where nerds are cool! 😂

Very funny. Enjoyed this one throughout

For the Algo📈

You guys have to make a movie seriously have me busting a gut everytime I watch these. The acting by everybody is hilarious guys and gals are perfectly scripted. 🥰🥰🥰

dude the photo on stevie's nasa badge is the funniest part of this whole video

the face expression on the ID..🤣🤣🤣

I’m a scientist at a large pharmaceutical company. Guess I need to start clipping my badge on before I head to parties lol

as an aspiring accountant, the first 10 seconds hurt.

The water flickering was so funny!

Love the lighting of this

I laughed so hard at this! Thanks for brightening up my day!

Bro you’re still so underrated. Deserve way more views!

this guy is hilarious, found this video on recommended

That "I can see it now" at the end always gets me lmao

Love the content! Love the progression of this channel too keep it up!

when the plumber hander the lawyer the bill the lawyer said I don't make this much an an hour, and the plumber replied that's why I gave up law.

This too good Thanks Stevie Emerson Newly subscribed And liked

My man, this video had me rolling

really well done, love your skits

Sad part is this is true. Suddenly I’m held in such high regard by women because of my new career to the point where some of them literally say “I just feel like you’re above me” when just a year ago it was a whole different story…

I love all of your videos The Jokes Punchline and everything Damn awesome 😍😍👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

This is def the best one

This is an instant classic! So good! I was laughing the whole time

Stevie and squad, you keep taking it to the next level!

I think they had a lot of fun filming this

Not the Mars walk!! 😂😂

the quality and writing of these skits just keeps getting better and better XD

Aside from the old reliable "I'm a pilot", this never fails lmao

This is so good! 😂

"Mars" LOL

Your sketches are always 🔥 but they hit even harder after a few shots of Mars’ water 🥴

Dude I don't know you and I don't know your videos but this was f****** brilliant and hilarious. I'm subbing just based on this one video. Well done...."they're phonies, get the space rock" love the lines.

Give me another 50 years to live, I can't even fake up this stories. So damn good and real.

I lie about my job to pick up new jobs lmao.

This NASA recruitment ad is funny

Not gonna lie, I do that when I am drunk all the time. The "lie" part not the "for picking up chicks" part. :p I always tell the story of how my noble family (a branch of the royal family) was banished from france about 200 years ago and how we could only take a fraction of our actual wealth with us (which is still in the multiple millions). Everyone is just like, "What??? For real???" and I am like, "Nope" ^^ No one ever asks me to actually speak french :p

".... mars." 😂😂

The disgust look Stevie kept while they shook hands😂😂

TRUTH!!!! One Halloween I went to a costume party at a Hospice fundraiser. My costume paid homage to a Mitch Hedberg joke which goes as follows: "I went to a doctor and all he did was take blood from my neck... don't ever go to Dr. Acula." I went all in, bought real scrubs from a uniform store, got them embroidered with "Dr. Acula." I had fangs, blood red contact lenses, a stethoscope, and a well-crafted fake credential/ID clipped to my pocket from the local hospital with my picture and the name Dr. Acula. Nobody got the joke, they all just thought I came straight from work and put in contacts and fake teeth for a quick costume. I shit you not... I was a rock star at a party full of groupies. Nearly every woman in the place made a point to come and talk to me (which never happens) and the energy they threw at me could've been scooped up with a shovel. I felt like Hugh Hefner until I told them about the joke... as soon as they found out they excused themselves as quickly as polite social etiquette would allow. It taught me a lot about how many people out there like you other in direct proportion to your status in life.

4:25 the first man on Mars.

This is brilliant. Love the style, the jokes and everything. Just keep up the good work, men/women :)

Absolutely hilarious! Brilliant!

2:15 That picture. 😂 I'm done!

The smoothing of the eyebrows! Lol

I worked there for 8 months. No lie it really helped the resume 😂🎉 interviews go well… every time because of it lmao.

Slappers are the R rated Smosh, always with the good stuff