Finally got a sub 5 minute run. I saved more time than I thought I would. I imagined we would get just under 5 minutes but here we are. Watch live at: / darkjay
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@jayocaine29465 жыл бұрын
In the time it would take for this guy to beat the game 5 times, I'd be sitting there still trying to decide if I want to bash lagavulin or block
@Nicolajovic3 жыл бұрын
Almost same though
@cobytaylor20972 жыл бұрын
Easily 1+ hour run. I cant even with that shelled bastard.
@eggoslayer1001 Жыл бұрын
lol yeah. Also I'd still lose the run anyways
@maikrogamer99 Жыл бұрын
True
@Bakayaroz Жыл бұрын
I think that bash is a block anyways
@sprucefox22393 жыл бұрын
POV: You're chillin in the spire and some warrior comes beyblading in jacked up with steroids and holding a cursed book. You die moments later.
@CD31337 Жыл бұрын
Jaxxed and tan, blade whirling like a storm
@SH4NG6 жыл бұрын
You can tell at the end, he just jumped out of his chair in excitement
@Phriedah6 жыл бұрын
This is incredible, in every sense of the word. You've taken a game that takes me over an hour to beat and did it in less time than it takes for me to make popcorn.
@lukemeister5106 жыл бұрын
id recommend opening fast mode (or whatever you call it) to up ur speed. Before i took 70 min to beat, after fast mode about 45 min.
@louisschroder5036 жыл бұрын
Michael Meng fast mode doesnt change much of your time, that's been a while that most of my runs are sub 30 minutes, and i don't use fast mode. It's more about practice than software.
@lukemeister5106 жыл бұрын
You're probably right lol. I just got the game for a few hours when I posted the previous comment, and 10 hours into the game I find myself on Act 3 often around the 20 minute mark. So gameplay is definitely more vital to time.
@usr1966 жыл бұрын
I usually do my popcorn at 2min 30 sec, more than 4min 30 sec is gonna burn your popcorn.
@Bobstew685 жыл бұрын
@@usr196 But then there's the walk back and forth to the kitchen, which is a minute away, and a few seconds to get the unpopped popcorn out of the closet.
@DLAsmash2 жыл бұрын
My average clear time is literally 4:30. 4 hours and 30 minutes
@InfiniteDrillWorks5 жыл бұрын
I watched this video on 0.5 speed because he did everything so damn fast, and i just wanted to try and understand what he is doing, jesus christ this is amazing
@AttilaVoices3 жыл бұрын
Same and i still didn't understand a thing
@Tossen983 жыл бұрын
@@AttilaVoices He's basically doing the following: - Skip as many fights as possible by hitting question marks - Defend as little as possible to save rounds in fights - Search for the exact card build he got (strong turn 1 AoE) - Keep the deck minimal and never pick up cards that don't fit the build (he used some glitch to avoid picking up transformed cards) - Use tricks to skip as many animations as possible (like pressing m after fights to quickly get to the next point on the map)
@frottery3 жыл бұрын
for those still wondering, there was a bug that let you cancel out of dialogs/choices, it's used 2x here: one to cancel the transform on pandora's box which ends up removing all strikes/defends, and one that cancels receiving the curse on necronomicon. Patched out, which is why this run uses the unpatched version. At that point it's just str buffing, vulnerable, and philosophers stone on 3rd map to wombo combo every time. you could easily theoretically get faster just with better RNG in shops and card rewards (if you get buffed cards you don't need to spend any time in smithing and could potentially buy a relic that is better gold spent) but the odds of even getting THIS rng (with glitches version) is pretty low to begin with to somehow improve on that... pretty low chance.
@OneBiasedOpinion2 жыл бұрын
The only thing I had trouble following was the Pandora’s Box glitch. He was halfway through the City by the time I realized he was on a 5-card deck and I had to rewind and re-watch that part about 4 times before I realized what was going on. Felt mildly cheated at first, because I thought I’d been missing out on the option to just dump all my strikes and defends for free off a single relic, but reading that it’s a patched-out glitch makes me feel slightly better now. 😅
@PMCPN2 жыл бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinion I was trying to figure that out but still haven't fully understood what happened. How did he go from 12 to 4 cards ?
@ProbablyEzra2 жыл бұрын
@@PMCPN "for those still wondering, there was a bug that let you cancel out of dialogs/choices, it's used 2x here: one to cancel the transform on pandora's box which ends up removing all strikes/defends... Patched out, which is why this run uses the unpatched version. " Idk for sure how the glitch works, but og comment pretty clearly says that it cancels the transforming of the blocks and strikes halfway through which removes them but doesn't add the transformed versions
@miss_bec4 жыл бұрын
You completed this game in the time it takes me to get through a single encounter in act 2. Well played.
@gothenmosph51512 жыл бұрын
A single encounter? You must roll terrible decks
@vitorodino87602 жыл бұрын
@@gothenmosph5151 You must have no manners. (Or a sense of humor, if you were to say this was a joke)
@gothenmosph51512 жыл бұрын
@@vitorodino8760 you don't have a sense of humor yourself, it was a joke
@WeNightFall2 жыл бұрын
@@gothenmosph5151 ur trans
@daveymcginnis82585 жыл бұрын
this increased my anxiety
@brycehavens36244 жыл бұрын
This man always has lethal on deck.
@Lors_1016 жыл бұрын
*takes 5-7 minutes to beat bosses and elites* *this person literally smashes them in seconds*
@Lors_1016 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I tried to make a deck with the Silent with only 5 cards using the one card that does 50 damage to all enemies if your hand is empty but I was never able to thin down my deck enough
@silentclashes72675 жыл бұрын
I was going to cook me some ramen and watch this, but came back and it was over. Huh
@jimquisitive76476 жыл бұрын
It finally happened. The madman...
@mz95146 жыл бұрын
I thought I was watching on x2 speed. Damn good job man!
@20catsRPG4 жыл бұрын
Yes, good job video-editing. It's obviously fake if you pay attention.
@AziSlays4 жыл бұрын
@@20catsRPG just because you're slow as fuck doesn't mean everyone else is. I'm pretty slow and I still managed the sub 20 minute achievement.
@cultofnatethemagnificent58792 жыл бұрын
@@20catsRPG whoever you are I hope you analyze who you are and eventually decide what to do with your life.
@CreeperMan-dr6ql Жыл бұрын
@@20catsRPG I know it was a long time ago you made that comment, but do you care to point out any specific moments where it was faked?
@fivelike11 Жыл бұрын
Ah, I see that mom told you to sleep in five minutes.
@t.s80256 жыл бұрын
Wow congrats. The 3 floor was amazing i doubt anybody is gonna Beat that spontan.
@TheIzester6 жыл бұрын
he can't discern english from german, poor soul is stuck in a limbo
@RiotBode6 жыл бұрын
spontan = not deliberately, spontaneously; it's a very common german word
@jhonnylee66855 жыл бұрын
i didn't even relize he cleared floor 2 i was like ah ok so 5 months ago the spire had only 2 floors
@breakthebeast25 жыл бұрын
Natsu Drachenkind I
@leichtgesalzener-kabeljaurogge5 жыл бұрын
@@jhonnylee6685 for me it was similar. after he defeated donu and deca i thought why u stop you loose time.. oh that were already 3 floors.. oh
@gregortford5 жыл бұрын
videos rock, love to watch them
@hsh04234 жыл бұрын
I was surprised there were 40 minute clear achievement, came youtube to see example, and here is under 5 minutes...
@lordsmorgasbord2646 Жыл бұрын
this dude's eye-hand coordination is unmatched
@Victorfon6 жыл бұрын
Congrats man!
@pamlillie6 жыл бұрын
this sounds like a kit kat commercial
@gemini-sd420 Жыл бұрын
what a knowledge of the game man im stuned
@edwardfeldman35334 жыл бұрын
This game actually plays really well on consoles
@ericmaloney6730 Жыл бұрын
And on mobile :)
@joncoish4 жыл бұрын
That was insane!
@tobiewolfen01 Жыл бұрын
Holy s**t this makes my playthroughs look pathetic. I definitely learned a lot from this though. Well done
@hooliganbubsy72985 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe this guy isn't living on fast forward.
@TerenceCole4 жыл бұрын
That was fantastic!
@virgil42214 жыл бұрын
the rng gods look upon you with favor
@hackdotx40605 жыл бұрын
Literally cannot even beat act 3 and it's been weeks since I got this game. Dude does it in 4 mins, np
@kervexx5 жыл бұрын
rip dude try to go for 1 energy relic and 1 utility
@z3phyrus14 Жыл бұрын
Keep trying man. It truly does get better :)
@Another_Story_4 жыл бұрын
If he didn't get ceasing top, it would have been even faster. Ceasing top added draw animation after every turn.
@AaronPriceColby3 жыл бұрын
Finally got into this game now that it's on mobile... I felt like I was bad at this before I watched this, now I realize I'm terrible!
@bennie10792 жыл бұрын
as someone who has never seen this game before. This is absolutely going too quick for me.
@chickencrimpy45962 жыл бұрын
as someone who regularly plays this game, this is absolutely too quick for me
@atha66322 жыл бұрын
This is what core a gaming described as honers
@TheSurgePhoenix3 жыл бұрын
I’m not even sure what I just watched but it sure was fast!
@DiesIrae286 жыл бұрын
WAIT YOU FORGOT APOTHEOSI- Oh wait... you’re already killing everything. I guess you’re just too good to get it...
@Dylems5 жыл бұрын
whats the point of apotheosis when all your deck is already upgraded ? lol
@leichtgesalzener-kabeljaurogge5 жыл бұрын
@@Dylems i think you dont get the point here. Its APOTHEOSIS (*golden noises*) one does not simply not get his hands on the most powerful and shiny card in the game
@treehouse78615 жыл бұрын
@@leichtgesalzener-kabeljaurogge lol
@andrewramlall3560 Жыл бұрын
So-called "free thinkers" when Apotheosis appears in the shop
@dabstablook77742 жыл бұрын
He made this game looked like a piece of cake
@ALEX199606095 жыл бұрын
How did you got rid of your cards at the end of 1st floor? Is it a bug?
@Robertfunman123005 жыл бұрын
I was confused as well. Till i went back and watched it in 0.25 speed. He transformed the strikes and defends and then just declined all the cards given. I dont think this is an option anymore as im pretty sure upto 9 card removal for a single relic is WAY overpowered
@georgehall16694 жыл бұрын
@@Robertfunman12300 Yea its a glitch with pandora's box that was in the game a while ago where you could remove all strikes and defends
@thecoyoyote12214 жыл бұрын
@@georgehall1669 is it patch now ?
@emlun4 жыл бұрын
Looks like a similar bug was used to dodge the Necronomicurse as well.
@michamatczak21344 жыл бұрын
@@emlun Necronomivurse only exists on higher ascension levels.
@freddogrosso98353 жыл бұрын
God. That was a lot.
@magebomba3185 жыл бұрын
This must be a replayed seed, no? If not fucking amazing. Hell its amazing regardless, either way.
@SortaSora2 жыл бұрын
if it was seeded, i don’t see why they wouldn’t try again. this run was amazing but not entirely flawless, some seconds could be shaved. and we all know how speedrunners feel about shaving seconds
@TallinuTV6 жыл бұрын
Wow. That whirlwind.
@user-eh9gk5uq2r3 жыл бұрын
Doc: You have 4 minutes and 30 seconds to live... Me: ^
@jadeamulet23393 жыл бұрын
I’ve been interested in knowing, are y’all speedrunners chill with one another? Like is it friendly competition or?
@rezaghassemi3044 Жыл бұрын
When you have to save the world from apocalyptic doom before breakfast XD
@TehCranZ6 жыл бұрын
Woaw, that's...fast.
@-tension29852 жыл бұрын
Amazing shit
@justinwilliams31446 жыл бұрын
More proof that aliens exist on earth
@cake89372 жыл бұрын
Doctor: you have five minutes left to live Me:
@chaoticrevenge79504 жыл бұрын
This is insane
@fogsster Жыл бұрын
A crazed man has been climbing up the spire at a rapid rate, destroying anything in his path. More at eleven
@MrAskmannen3 жыл бұрын
Guys, how did his deck go from 12 cards to 4 cards at 1:49? Is taking the cards Pandoras box gives voluntary? If so it's one of the best relics in the game lmao
@anthonyotoole15143 жыл бұрын
I wondered that too.
@mwd08843 жыл бұрын
pandora's box glitch. removes all strikes and defends.
@MrAskmannen3 жыл бұрын
@@mwd0884 thanks bruh
@YahLovesYou862 жыл бұрын
@@mwd0884 can you still do the glitch?
@mwd08842 жыл бұрын
@@YahLovesYou86 no idea, you can probably google some speedrunning guides that's where i found it
@IgnatzKolisch6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD
@alexandersen13726 жыл бұрын
the only problems i have with WR like this are that when the glitch used to get it is removed (not taking cards glitch using the map key) then it is near impossible for other to compete. with that in mind each time a WR making/breaking glitch is found/removed it changes the entire game for speedrunning. honestly the pandoras box glitch alone is equivalent to remtoving 9 cards leaving you with only a single hand.
@cameronschyuder9034 Жыл бұрын
Different patches have different leaderboards, no?
@uniworkhorse Жыл бұрын
damn that pandora's box exploit foes crzy
@ML-mx3mm4 жыл бұрын
What the fuuuuuck dude, that's so insane.
@Number_0553 жыл бұрын
Someone really needs to make a video deconstructing this.
@kurushi8573 жыл бұрын
huh so the necronomicon works with X cost cards? I wouldnt have guessed since they use up all the energy on the first cast.
@indygon2 жыл бұрын
Yep, this also holds for Duplication Potions, and the "play twice" cards (Double Tap, Burst, Echo Form, Omniscience -- although Omniscience is pretty expensive so you need a lot of energy to then use an X-cost card effectively). Super powerful combo if you can set it up
@nickahrem37076 жыл бұрын
I can't even beat the game when I take my sweet ass time feels bad
@GamingLikeMad2 жыл бұрын
That was impressive
@Qfander5 жыл бұрын
Ironclad's avatar looks like ZAAA WAAAUUURRRDOOOOO !
@grdguardian4 жыл бұрын
I've just bought this game last week and to be honest, I do not understand a thing in this vid - but GREAT :)
@jameshendrien97036 жыл бұрын
At 22 sec it sounds like the shopkeeper says "fuck off" lol
@LorddirtGaming4 жыл бұрын
In game timer says 4:26, Pretty sure if the game tracks played time that it can be used.
@ludeksmetana86963 жыл бұрын
How many times you try find Seed with these specific Relics? Neow's Lament and Pandora's box on the end of first Act?
@imnotsurewhattoputhere15392 жыл бұрын
hell yeah dude
@ToejamDcheflok4 жыл бұрын
I had to play it in 0.5 speed to realize what's happening
@Legendarylegend101014 жыл бұрын
Damn I want to see him destroy the heart
@lorichenoweth44813 жыл бұрын
Card removal, *the game.*
@YesAltNo6 жыл бұрын
Is there any way to obtain the update that still has the Pandora's box glitch? The beta tab in properties on steam doesn't seem to have it.
@darkjayy6 жыл бұрын
No not yet. Someone is working on a patcher so people can play older versions. I have it because I kept the old jar file
@Laine-fq9rr6 жыл бұрын
Actually you can downgrade any games on steam to a previous version, there's a guide right here: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1086279994 It's just a bit complicated and ideally you would want to backup your current game files in case anything happens
@cycy86992 жыл бұрын
ive been hoarding cards and losing everytime at the end with 30 cards in my deck 💀💀💀 and this guy tearing it up with FOUR
@isee80342 жыл бұрын
Better to have smaller more consistent decks usually (4 a bit extreme obvs)
@floodedmars81264 жыл бұрын
this mans insane
@alanljliuterubear5 жыл бұрын
Blew my mind WOW
@hulabulia13295 жыл бұрын
im still waiting for someone to beat this
@ferst2626 жыл бұрын
This is insane xD
@TheArnoldification4 жыл бұрын
So in other words necronomicon is a fair and balanced relic
@yusefabuissa66852 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many milliseconds not taking ceaseless top would've saved
@UCLASeraph5 жыл бұрын
I had to pause multiple times to read choices.
@Hosni750206 жыл бұрын
WP played m8
@saigongeeks83504 жыл бұрын
Intense
@eris25766 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain why is this in the any% category? I don't think I noticed anything fishy Edit: nvm
@WildlyStapled4 жыл бұрын
no ascension / act 4
@matheusandim4 жыл бұрын
And because he used a glitch
@WildlyStapled4 жыл бұрын
@@matheusandim What's the glitch? Skipping the card transformation from pandora's box at 1:50? (Reduces his deck from like 12 cards to 4 cards instantly)
@chrisroberts85724 жыл бұрын
@@WildlyStapled That was definitely a glitch and people are saying that it has been patched
@32Singder4 жыл бұрын
Ben R act 4 wasn't in the game back then ascension was around however so it is any%
@niklas35954 жыл бұрын
I had to put this on 0.5 speed to see what's going on and even then it was difficult.
@toastedjam14702 жыл бұрын
Man this is an old version of the game I can’t believe card removes used to look like that
@Firestarfury6 жыл бұрын
Phenomenal
@Azuki_TV6 жыл бұрын
W O A H
@henriquemendes25585 жыл бұрын
glich speedrun in a game like this, is not so excited. But need to say, congratulations, i am several hours playing this hell game and have not yet finished it. A lot of dedication to do this speedrun, rly congratulation!
@Tiagocf26 жыл бұрын
Thats a lot of damage holy fuck
@Its_Soph_ie6 жыл бұрын
Such speed Such power So perfect
@catloaf25453 жыл бұрын
My brain.. It hurts...
@DisingenuousComment3 жыл бұрын
Did pandora use to give you the option to only take the transformed cards if you want? Because I dont think it is like that right now
@Thekevinvk306 жыл бұрын
my brain exploded
@rockstar6goalkeeper3 жыл бұрын
Is that move with pandoras box a bug/exploit or is that intentional
@manolgeorgiev96645 жыл бұрын
U forgot that Deca and Donu have artifacts- if you didn't use thunderclap in the end, you could have saved a second or two...(but you probably already know that :)
@auskerblaze42424 жыл бұрын
Fuckin wow dude..
@heallios30706 жыл бұрын
I fucking thought that was "the world" stand in the thumbnail
@HumbleTravellerGaming5 жыл бұрын
If only Northernlion could do this just once. All faith would be restored.
@douglaskaufman90993 жыл бұрын
how did you go from 12 cards to 4 between the 1st and 2nd level?
@muk89113 жыл бұрын
I think it was when he opened the Pandora Box relic. Then i noticed he only had the 4 cards
@cultofnatethemagnificent58792 жыл бұрын
Here with a really late analysis After watching at 0.25x he had opened the map when he took the box and it gave him the cards but he hit the return button from the map deleting them.
@barryboucher45875 жыл бұрын
amazing
@coltonjacobs53836 жыл бұрын
His mask almost looks like Dio's stand from jojo
@kirbyzed5 жыл бұрын
KONO DIO DA
@Kuesoth4 жыл бұрын
I'm looking for this
@chasle18763 жыл бұрын
Why did pandora's box remove all strikes and defends instead of transforming them ? I'm confused
@Blueshadow763 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if it’s still works, but it was possible to cancel the card gain. So Pandora would transform the cards but you glitch them out of your deck by going into settings.
@azztomouth69136 жыл бұрын
Nice
@scoutscode11222 жыл бұрын
got the game with ps plus today, and the only time i won it took like 90 minutes lol.. this guy is a madman
@Ciapersky2 жыл бұрын
Same mate 😅 I'm excited thinking about achieve all the trophies. I was thinking "holy crap, how i'm supposed to beat the game under 20 minutes?!" But this video makes me feel hopeful 💪