You'll get a Heart if you list All of the Crimes Yoshi has committed in the video

All the crimes I found while looking through the video. Some happen more than once and all are listed in chronological order. 1:01 - Tax fraud 1:23 - Assault 1:25 - Grand Theft Auto 1:33 - Evading law enforcement (running away from the cops) 1:47 - Assault 1:51 - Property damage (destroying the car) 1:54 - Reckless driving (not paying attention to the road) 2:49 - Evading law enforcement (hiding from the cops) 3:06 - Entering Isle Delfino without a passport 3:21 - Shoplifting (eating the fruit without paying) 3:27 - Murder (was gonna list cannibalism as well, but this is a Yoshi and a Pianta, which are two different species) 3:52 - Assault 3:56 - Evading law enforcement (running away from the cops) 4:04 - Airplane theft 4:20 - Trespassing 4:28 - Evading law enforcement (hiding from the cops) 4:42 - Evading law enforcement (disguising to evade the cops) 5:03 - Evading law enforcement (running away from the cops) 5:09 - Breaking in and entering 6:22 - Murder (it was kind of self defense in this one to be fair, since it looked like he was going to get attacked anyway) 7:03 - Evading law enforcement (running away from the cave police) (the cop was riding a T-Rex, so he kinda had to run) 7:30 - Assault 7:33 - Theft 7:36 - Messing with time and space 7:58 - Going back into the store unauthorized (this one was an accident to be fair) 8:01 - 1:01

Don't commit tax fraud. Get Direct TV.

Yoshi commited: Tax fraud, shoplifting, resisting arrest, car stealing, aggravated assult(against an officer), homicide (yoshi ate tom), resisting arrest again, trespassing, (homicide again), resisting arrest(again), robbery, aggravated assault again, and he payed the tax at the end of the video due to time travel, which means that maybe none of the crimes actually happened as the police wouldn't try to arrest yoshi but that's a maybe.

Crimes Commited: *All of them. Yoshi has commited every crime known to man.*

The comments: 98% List of crimes Yoshi committed 2% Stuff about SMG4

“And then there’s Chunky, he’s dead!”

His final smash in ultimate is proof that the irs won’t be getting him anytime soon

Ouch, Mario got punched by Yoshi, just because Yoshi did not pay his taxes

Government: PAY YOUR TAXES Yoshi: hold my fruit

Feeling like the old SMG4

Crimes Tax fraud FALCON PAUCH mario and steal his car Crushing a guy with fruit Yoshi drives terribly Kills the cop’s car Stole fruit Ate a guy Killed more cops Stole an airplane Broke into a -house- mansion Ate a caveman Ran from police a lot Stole someone time machine

0:20 - 0:34 Destruction of property 0:39 Physical Harrasment 0:51 giving only 5 coins out of 50 1:02 tax fraud 1:24 stealing of property+wreckless driving 1:45 Shotting and killing The Police 3:32 Eating Tom 3:50 eating Bob 4:06 stealing of property 4:24 tresspasing 5:13 tresspasing..again 5:54 illegal time travel without license 5:57 - 7:56 CHANGING REALITY AS WE KNOW IT 6:30 - 7:56 Murder Spree 8:24 wait.... HE CANCELED ALL THE CRIMES HE DID! Damn 14 crimes! Yoshi is going wild!

its like the old smg4, freaking awesome

Longer list: -Raping Fruits -Tax Fraud (!) -Stealing Mario's ugly car (:D) -Escaping from police -Destroyed em Policeman's car -Illegal swimming (?) -Raping fruits again without paying for em -Eating Tom (!) -Saying FAK U (omg dats illegal) -Killing people -Killing a policeman with a laza -Stole em airplane -Then it gets destroyed (?!) -Entering a house illegally -Illegal time travel (?) -Eating more people

The legend says that he is still committing tax fraud to this day.

Crimes Yoshi committed: *All of them*

Yoshi commited: Tax fraud, resisting arrest three times ,shoplifting, homicide twice, aggravated assault twice, hijacking a car, trespassing, and robbery. tax wasn't paid until the end.

Is this based off that one bit in SMG4’s preschool vid?

Tax fraud, shoplifting, resisting arrest, car stealing, aggravated assult(against an officer), homicide (yoshi ate tom), resisting arrest again, trespassing, (homicide again), resisting arrest(again), robbery, aggravated assault again, and he payed the tax at the end of the video due to time travel, which means that maybe none of the crimes actually happened as the police wouldn't try to arrest yoshi but that's a maybe. But since he could do all these crimes again because he teleports back in time, he does all these crimes FOREVER

Crimes that Yoshi committed: Everything.

7:03 I bet Yoshi is thinking “Don’t tell me there’s cops in prehistoric times, also! I can’t seem to catch a break, can I?” Honestly I love seeing Yoshi realizing he’s screwed. 😂

Tax fraud, grand theft auto (the crime), polluting a river (by dropping Mario’s cart in to it), evading the police, fighting the police, murder, breaking and entering, grand theft auto (plane edition), and animal cruelty (by eating Chunky Kong of the past). At least, those are the ones I noticed.

Am I the only one who looked up “How to commit tax fraud with Yoshi” and then this showed up?

This video is completely random but it’s very funny

Ashley: *sigh* Well That's That!

I got all the crimes I found here with timestamps: 0:10 breaking the law of Quantum Mechanics 0:21 Destruction of public property 0:40 Crushing man with blunt objects 1:02 Tax fraud 1:18 Resisting arrest 1:25 Grand Theft Auto 1:35 Driving over the speed limit (generally the speed limit for driving downhill is 30-40 mph, he's driving roughly 60-90) 1:42 Driving in the wrong lane and not focused on the road (can induce car crashes) 1:44 Distracted driving 1:48 Drive-by shooting 1:51 Attacking the law enforcement 1:55 Further distracted driving 2:09 Breaking law of physics 2:15 Swimming in unauthorized location to further resist arrest (possible property violation if private property, with the building in the background it could be) 2:52 Further resist of arrest 2:58 He should've died/drowned from the fall. Especially due to the 'underwater cyclone' affect that happens underneath the surface of the water under a waterfall. 3:23 Ate product without paying or permission 3:29 Violent act against civilian, possibly murder. 3:32 Resumes eating product without permission 3:54 Resists arrest and violence to law enforcement. Also one of the policemen died apparently, so also murder. 4:07 Stealing of private property. 4:23 Trespassing 4:45 Disrespecting the dead (not illegal, but still no bueno) 4:59 Further consumption of food without permission...possibly grave-robbing? 5:06 Resisting arrest...from ghosts I guess. 5:12 Even more trespassing 5:45 Time-travelling without a licence. 6:29 More murder 6:40 Further eating food without permission 7:05 Resisting arrest again 7:34 Robbery and more unauthorized time-travelling 8:02 Breaks laws of quantum mechanics, possibly risking destruction of universe Edit: Roughly 35 Crimes Heart me please :>

1:48 really loved that Yoshi's Island reference

Cashier: We have unlimited fruit now- Yoshi: ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

5:20 - Ashley? What's she doing here? Edit: ! I didn't know she could use magic! Nor did I know that she's apparently, as she said, "A witch in training" 😕😯

(Being updated as I watch. I'll type when I'm done) 1:01 - Tax evasion(?)/fraud, attempting to pay for something with fake currency (and/or counterfitting? Didn't ever stop to think of it being in the form of not paying sales tax...😅😆), and technically, also stealing from a store, as it hasn't been fully paid for. 1:22 - Attacked someone, stole their vehicle, and drove said stolen vehicle (Poor Mario! 😅😆). 1:27 - Resisting arrest. 1:39 - Defying an officer's order to pull over and stop. 1:44 - Assaulting a police officer, and at the same time the use/consumption of a stolen product/good. (😆😅Jeez, Yoshi, you're really piling up on the crimes here...😅) 2:50 - Isn't hiding from the police when they're looking for you illegal as well? 😅 3:25 - Cosumption of product/good without paying for it (again 😆) 3:30 - Assault(?), and Murder and/or homicide (😅😆😅 that poor guy...). 3:32 - Comsumption of a product/good without having paid for it (YET AGAIN 😅😆). (Oh Yoshi, just what are you doing?! 😆😅😆) 3:46 - 😅😆😅 I think insulting an officer is also a crime, right? (😅 you're REALLY not making this easy, Yoshi...😆) 3:53 - both Resisting arrest and assautling an officer again, only thisntime it's three officers. 😅😆 3:56 - Evading the police, yet again...😆 (let's be honest, Yoshi's doing this throughout the whole episode, and almost every time he appaear in an SMG4's video. 😂) 4:06 - 😆 Can it even be called grand theft AUTO when it's a plane(/jet?), not an automobile 🚘🚗? Eh, probably not, but it's theft nonetheless. Not to mention, flying a stolen vehicle. 😅 4:55 - Hiding from the police (again 😆) 5:05 - Running from the police, once more...😅😆 6:46 - 😅😆 Apparently, in the SMG4 universe, there were police officers back during the stone age, too, and murder was against the law back then too, bot judt nowadays, so that's another felony committed by Yoshi in this episode...😅 (but shouldn't that have counted as self-defrnse? 😅)

0:18 while I watched that, my TV said "eat you vegetables" I think I was watching Pokemon movie...

1:23 that punch was so clean

Yoshi is and will always be my favourite character

Yoshi Hunger

1. Not paying 2. Stealing 3. Repeat #2 4. Evading law 5. Going to Isle Delfino without passport 6. Repeat #1 7. Consuming -trousers- people 8. Evading the police 9. Trespassing 10. Evading the guards 11. Consuming dong 12. Repeat #8

My brother went trough this entire video without laughing. I tried and failed.

5:07 when you have too many weeds in animal crossing

Yoshis father: fk taxes Yoshi from now: I Love not paying my taxes

1:22 KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂😂

Grand Theft Yoshi.

Aw, a happy ending for Yoshi. {:) ...Until he gets exposed for all those other things he did in this episode, that is. {:(

The only SM64 KZfaqr to retain the original true comedy of what has SMG4 originally created... Where SMG4 himself has begun his downfall due to recent dramatic story arcs... This... is perfection...

1 tax fraud or I called it theft while counting 2 automobile theft 3 murder 4 assault of a police officer Trespassing

No wonder why Yoshi is not in the upcoming Smash Bros game! I hope this rumor is true.

3:29 Yoshi commits vore

2:03 The Among us tank : Oh now your f**k up 2:07 Yoshi : Ah P**S *E X P L O S I O N* 2:09 Yoshi : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is the channel I go to when SMG4 isn't posting vids.

Yoshi is the best

Unrealistic, Ronaldo and Messi would had helped a fellow tax frauder

1.Tax Fraud 2.Theft 3.Police resistance 4.Assult 5.Theft 6.Murder 7.Theft 8.Murder 9.Resistance 10.Murder 11. Theft

Moral of story: Never commit tax fraud unless you're a Yoshi who forgots paying taxes on several occasions.

The meme. The myth. *THE LEGEND.*

*STAHP RIGHT THERE!!!!*

Tax fraud, murder, trespassing in a no trespassing place, going into someone’s house uninvited, stealing.

6:05 > I am a Stegosaurus > But actually a Parasaurolophus

I knew it was a matter of time before someone made a video out of this...but great work as usual Onyx

Who voiced Ashley

All the crimes Yoshi committed 1. Tax Fraud 2. Assault (victim was Mario) 3. Stealing someone’s car - Grand Theft Auto 4. Running away from the police 5. Assault again 6. Property damage (destroying the car) 7. Hiding from the police 8. Entering Isle Delfino with no passport 9. Shoplifting by guzzling the fruit without paying 10. Murder 11. Assault yet again 12. Running away from the police 13. Airplane theft 14. Trespassing 15. Hiding from the police 16. Disguising to evade the police 17. Running away from the police 18. Breaking and entering 19. Murder 20. Running away from the cops 21. Theft 22. Messing with time and space 23. Going back to the store (unauthorised) So, to be logical, he committed 23 crimes. Some have been mentioned more than once. Thank me later. Edit: Why haven’t I got a heart?

*snaps fingers* *Half of Yoshi's Tax Frauds Disappear*

Ashley is in this one as well I love it ^^ she's my new favorite in this channel ^^

0:20 Yoshi Sceraming

The only crime Yoshi committed in this video is being an upstanding citizen and never breaking a single rule.

Yoshi commits tax fraud, theft, a hit and run (making the policeman crash his car), murder, drives and flies (presumably) without a license, trespasses, disturbing time (time traveling and changing something), hunting without a permit (killing chunky kong), and running from the police/guards.

Nice to see you making original video ideas again. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it because this video makes modern SMG4 look like trash.

0:11 moody blues

That yoshi sound when he was blown up legit sounded like a yoshi dying from a super painful death

2:10 that sound though...

You made this because of "Jurassic World 2: fallen kingdom"???????.

Are you a friend of Smg4? ( No Offense )

Yoshi's crimes: SHOPLIFTING. TEACHING DINOSAURS TO DRIVE. IMPERSONATING A PRINCESS. TAX FRAUD. CASH FRAUD. CARD FRAUD. TELLING JOKES THAT CAN BREAK THEIR HEARTS. so on

Tax Fraud (no duh) Destruction of private Property (The police car) Theft (Mario's Car) Assault (Mario) Murder (The yellow Pianta Named "Tom") Theft again (The Plane) Breaking and Entering (The Graveyard) Breaking and Entering (Ashley's mansion) Murder (Chunky Kong) Theft AGAIN (EM64) Let's just say... Yoshi won't be alive when he gets out of prison. Edit: *Sees other responses from people* >Well shit

fourth but nobody literally cares cuz it doesnt matter

step 1. he didn't pay the tax of the fruits and vegetables step 2. he throwd the seeds at the police officer step 3. he enjoyed the waterslide step 4. got fished by an person step 5. eating fruits without permission step 6. eating Tom step 7. entered a airplane without paying the tax step 8. trespassed on the police graveyard step 9. didn't pay the tax on entering a weirdo's house step 10. he didn't see that the campfire belonged to Chunky Kong step 11. murdering Mate Cave step 12. Stole something from EM64

All the crimes yoshi did: ooooooh taxxxx frauuuuud!

Interviewer: How many crimes did you commit? Yoshi: *YES*

WHY DID HE WAS NOT GETTING HIS TAX FRAUD! I SEE THIS A SMG4: MARIO PRESCHOOL

Commited crimes : *insert what others put in*

Yoshi's Crime: Tax Fraud, Reckless Driving, Murder, GTA, Resisting Arrest and Trespassing

Irs: Yoshi,its your tax due. Yoshi: Nope

This memes is so popular that I’m surprised this video doesn’t have over 1 million views.

Yoshi did not commit any crimes. He loves eating fruit and having fun. I am his defense attorney.

You’re A Mean One, Mr. Yoshi Onyx, This Is Epic!

Crimes: not paying his taxes, GTA, avoiding police, attacking a officer, assualt, resistting arrest, theft, destruction of propety (grammar?), murder. Edit: he actually did none of those bcuz he went back in time and paid his taxes, and he was happy.

Congratulations. Yoshi went back in time and paid for someone else’s tax

2:05 you're screwed, yeah you're totally screwed

All of Yoshi's Crimes, Assault, Tax Fraud, Resisting arrest, Car Jacking, Speeding, Murder of an Officer, Reckless Driving, Disturbing the Peace, Robbery, Murder, Disturbing a Gravesite. Now Give me my heart.

Stop accusing him of ripping off SMG4, guys. The Yoshi Commits Tax Fraud meme was already a thing when SMG4 made that sketch in Mario Preschool. All he did was make a funny reference to something--he didn't create it.

Yoshi almost did every crime in the real world, for example, murder, tax fraud, and more.

the only bad thing yoshi done: NOT EATING HIS HEALTHY LETTUCE

-Shit Yoshi has done- 1. Not paying taxes 2. Giving Monopoly Munney 3. Hitting a fat italian 4. Running away from the police 5. Hitting the police with watermelom seeds 6. Eating fruit without paying 7. Eating Delfino Plaza residents 8. Cursing at the police 9. Firing his lazor 10. Stealing a plane 11. Trespassing Police Graveyard 12. Eating Cavemen 13. Eating Caveman Shit or w/e 14. Running away from a T-rex guard 15. Stealing EM64's Time Machine 16. Commiting Tax Fraud in the past

All the crimes Yossh has done: •Doing Tax Fraud •Stealing Food (I guess) •Stealing a Car •Running From The Cops •Eating a Person (And some Food) •Attempting to Ride a Plane •Tresspassing Property •Breaking into a Mansion (I think?) •Murdering a "Cave Police" •Stealing a Time Travel Machine Those were the ones that I could think of.

Crimes Yoshi has Committed in this video: 1. Tax Fraud 2. Resisting Arrest (Multiple times) 3. Grand Theft Auto 4. Police Harassment (Multiple Times) 5. Mass Homicide 6. Shoplifting (Twice) 7. Stealing (Multiple Times) 8. Trespassing 9. Unlicensed use of a plane 10. Public Nudity 11. Time Travel without license (Twice) [Edit] Tell me if I missed one!

Omg this gives me so much nostalgia

The crimes yoshi did: Tax fraud Stealing a car Kill a police officer Escape the police Stealing Murder

When he was raising Mario, He also failed to pay child support.

The crimes yoshi commited: tax fraud, grand theft auto, murder, refused to be arested multiple times and trespasing.

Tax Fraud Wreckless Driving GTA Murder Taking a vehicle Theft Driving without license Yoshi did these things

wow yoshi committed so many crimes and eventually came all they way back to spend the tax in the end

Since Yoshi went back in time and reversed his crimes, the only crimes he may have committed are as follows: Disturbing the peace/disorderly conduct(He makes many loud noises, and also knocks down shelves) Destruction of property(Again, he knocked over shelves on purpose. This might not hold up in court, but he still did it.) Attempted forgery, which is a misdemeanor in this case. And finally, attempted shoplifting. He didn't end up stealing anything, but he tried, which is still illegal.