How to Crash a Motorcycle in 10 Seconds | Vietnam Road Trip Gone Wrong

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Day 3 on the Ha Giang loop sucked major balls. But we got some really nice views, like the best i've ever seen in my life. I had no idea what i was bargaining for when i decided to ride a piece of shit scooter on Vietnam's toughest motorcycle roads. But hey, at least it was funny. Thanks for coming along for the hardest ride to date.
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How to Crash a Motorcycle in 10 Seconds | Vietnam Road Trip Gone Wrong

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@TheChopomatic Жыл бұрын

Literally the best opening to any video ever on KZfaq.

@drillovertaker 11 ай бұрын

😂😂

@singsonlenkhonate-90s27 10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 indeed

@swathykrishna4304 9 ай бұрын

No question.

@creosl 8 ай бұрын

Everything is so perfect and then..happend to me in Nepal once too

@safeandeffectivelol 7 ай бұрын

Typical small brained American tourist 🤣🤣🤣

@georged7627 8 ай бұрын

Mad respect to the people that helped you on your motorbike accident 🙏🏾

@janetwarren 8 ай бұрын

Thought the same 🎉

@ree4238 7 ай бұрын

Almost as if they're traveling together

@georged7627 7 ай бұрын

@@ree4238 they were after that

@gavingraham1439 7 ай бұрын

@@ree4238the guy that picked the bike up was a local

@qmqmqm 7 ай бұрын

yeah and i rlly hope he thanked the old man

@valthewiz97 7 ай бұрын

Dude your video "India sucks, don't ever come here" popped up on my home feed and I have been binge watching your content for a few days now. Absolutely loving it, it's my dream to do the same as you! I hope you have another amazing trip after Japan!

@mvricks90 7 ай бұрын

same lol

@nahomisita5337 6 ай бұрын

Same here!

@oceanmew 6 ай бұрын

YOo I had the exact same experience, can't stop bingeing

@alefor_dark1709 6 ай бұрын

Same LOL

@1ksan1997 6 ай бұрын

same bro knowing this channel from that video too😂

@LeedleLee457 Жыл бұрын

The mom and son in orange at the gas station are actually Hmong. They have a unique dialect because they're from Vietnam and I'm from America. But I'll try to translate a little, just for the hell of it. 26:44 The mom asks her son, "How are you gonna say it to him?" Before the kid comes up with "1? 2?" (as in, do you want 1liter or 2 liter? as indicated by the markings on the container). 27:30 The kid is saying "when he (you) closed the lid, he closed it unevenly. One side is lower than the other." Most of everything else, the mom is too far away to hear properly translate.

@chantelpurcell3331 7 ай бұрын

I came here specifically for this comment, thank you!

@7Shol 4 ай бұрын

Hmong us

@Kunta-Kinte002 3 ай бұрын

Different ethnic group than the vietnamese , they have a full🎉 independent language 😉

@hopefulagnostic336 2 ай бұрын

I knew they were Hmong as soon as i saw the lady's attire. Doesn't this guy try to learn anything at all about the countries he goes to before going?

@lynnthawdahtun9479 8 ай бұрын

I'm so mad myself that I didn't find out your vlogs before. You're the most amazing travel blogger I've ever seen.

@michelangelo5903 7 ай бұрын

same here dude. found the guy when he already made it to japan lol

@d0wnpour 7 ай бұрын

Same. I found his India video a few days ago and have been binge watching since. I love his outgoing personality and interactions with people from all kinds of cultures.

@CampChaosRV 7 ай бұрын

You should check us out we just started 🤙🏻

@Godclash 7 ай бұрын

@@d0wnpour yes, my first video was the food poisoning in India. Now I’m binge watching more 😂

@user-fq8zg6ow4e 6 ай бұрын

No he isnt lol

@johnh3819 11 ай бұрын

I crashed my motorcycle on the Ha Giang loop going about 40mph after sliding on a random patch of gravel. My entire left side was covered in blood. Thankfully no broken bones. The motorcycle helmet cracked in half on impact, saving my life. Thankfully the bike was still operable. Not having any real clue where to go, I found a small clinic in a nearby town where they treated my wounds. The hospital bill was only about $4.50 and I paid in cash haha. I decided to return to the US to convalesce. Rode very cautiously back to Hanoi and jumped on the first flight back home

@mvricks90 7 ай бұрын

happened to my friend as well in Bali, we were far out in the mountains and I had to tear apart my swim shorts to patch him up lol. Once we finally reached the hospital we met a girl who had burned off half her tigh after being burned on the exhaust pot. It was so many tourists everywhere with bandages from scooter accidents

@angelamonk716 6 ай бұрын

4.50 total WOW

@Nemtrac5 6 күн бұрын

Speeding on corners on an unkept mountain road, oof

@ImJayTeezy 8 ай бұрын

You didn’t fall because of the small bump in the road… you fell because you panicked and locked up your front brake which caused your front tire to buckle and spin you out throwing you to the ground. Next time just be more cautions about slamming the brakes 😂

@jonasf1275 7 ай бұрын

pro tip, never use ur front brakes

@TravelWithBradley 7 ай бұрын

@@jonasf1275it's a good amateur tip. Definitely use your front when you understand your bike.

@Canofwhoopass1000 7 ай бұрын

yeah i was just about to comment the same thing

@Canofwhoopass1000 7 ай бұрын

@@jonasf1275 dont use your front brakes.... have you ridden a motorcycle most of your braking comes from the front. locking your back brake up can end badly too.

@jonasf1275 7 ай бұрын

wow ur such a pro how can i ever be as cool as you?@@Canofwhoopass1000

@wp7576 Жыл бұрын

“Thank you for letting us use your.. your garbage bin” 😂😂

@peeptheperspective1746 Жыл бұрын

"wish me luck"...proceeds to crash 🤣. golden content

@JeremiahParris97 Жыл бұрын

I’m glad you’re ok dude! The views were awesome. This content is gold man

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

Thanks bretheren ✊

@KootsD 8 ай бұрын

You've totally inspired me to take a motorcycle trip through Vietnam. Looks amazing!

@StephSancia 7 ай бұрын

OMFG those 2 people, the guy and the lady were/are THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE EVER SEEN on a tourist video. WOW, THEY ARE BOTH LEGENDS ❤ How blessed you were Conner to have those 2 lovely people there at the time of your accident. To those 2 people, Have a Blessed Festive season ❤

@ewcrisp41 6 ай бұрын

Paid actors.

@JohnSmithSeesYou 6 ай бұрын

@@ewcrisp41 What a weird self righteous comment history

@LiveYourLifeWithJoy 2 ай бұрын

Average traveler European behavior, to be fair. Except UK Zero prejudices 😆🤪🤪🤪

@fanoftom3483 17 күн бұрын

They are the travel companions of the vlogger. They’ve appeared in numerous other videos of his. He is not traveling solo.

@StephSancia 17 күн бұрын

@@fanoftom3483 still lovely natured though

@kunera1 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for including us in your travels man, unique POV. I nearly choke watching those edits sometimes

@scottporter4524 11 ай бұрын

LOL, sorry man but that was hilarious! I'm so glad I found your channel today, you don't BS us, you are very authentic and keep it real! I've watched 2 so far and am now hooked.

@janetwarren 8 ай бұрын

Me too

@Tipipi-rr1pf Жыл бұрын

Hey Man you probably get this a lot but today I was having one of the worst days I’ve had in a long time. You really made my day with your videos. I thank you for that. Have a blessed trip.

@Mendaciloquence Жыл бұрын

you have quickly become my most entertaining creator to watch

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

🙏🙏appreciate you, thanks for being here

@dexcar4101 8 ай бұрын

Me too, Obsessed with the series

@afewloosescrewandnuts 8 ай бұрын

the couples give alot of positive energy and yet you are so lucky that they have your back ! wouldnt mind you to give them a shoutout or atleast some mention if they have yt channel or anything .. nice vids btw keep it up!!!!!

@randomdude8217 7 ай бұрын

Watching your videos feels like that one unemployed bro who’s always on a random sidequest. Love it man!

@Teh_Random_Canadian 6 ай бұрын

FR, just watched his video with Dan in Myanmar. Red flags were everywhere but he kept going and it was amazing

@xdgs567z 9 ай бұрын

Tough motorcycle journey and you still kept a good sense of humor...for that, I subscribed!

@beauspencer7203 6 ай бұрын

I've watched a lot of moto motovlogs and this is most definitely the most fun, wild, concerning, dramatic, terrifying one I've ever seen! What a roller coaster of emotions.... for me watching. Props to you man for living it 😂

@marcelrodeka 6 ай бұрын

Loving your videos! Just fascinating and scary, funny and crazy. It’s honestly brilliant viewing. Thanks so much.

@JawncoreIL 8 ай бұрын

One hell of an adventure. Love your channel man keep up the great work!

@jeromemitchell7086 Жыл бұрын

I just discovered this channel, hilarious videos man, excellent content, keep em coming!

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

mucho appreciated 🙏

@ezp721 Жыл бұрын

The best thing I've watched in a while. Thank you sir for your efforts to entertain us 🛵😁👍

@ChanceCooper125 8 ай бұрын

Got road rash like that on my knee sliding down my steep driveway after slipping on wet leaves. The pain for the next several days was absolutely horrible. It got so stiff and would crack open and bleed every time I had to bend my knee a bit. Was hobbling around like The Walking Dead for a week. You took it like a champ!

@riesbusby1059 7 ай бұрын

Did the Hagiang Loop 8 months ago and it was the best trip of our lives! Two up on a 150cc Honda XR. Really enjoying your vids (binge watching from your time in India)

@borisfromoz 7 ай бұрын

Elite content, you sir are the man! Your friends were amazing too, bloody legends. Love the content bud.

@mysterioanonymous3206 9 ай бұрын

"thank you sir, I love you" 😂 Gold man. Fav channel right now on youtube. Keep this going you'll blow up, for sure. You'd be surprised how many foreigners ride bikes (everywhere in SEA) and end up crashing. Feet and hands are normally the worst. But mind you, if you crash hard they may just let you lay there for fear of liability issues.

@bobcreature2127 7 ай бұрын

Been absolutely binging your shit lately and finding out your a fellow Georgian (from your video on the train in India*) makes me even more happy to see you out there being a genuine dude, keep it up my man!

@perlarusso7329 11 ай бұрын

My husband and I love your channel!! Living vicariously through you. 😊

@GeorgeDrumm 4 ай бұрын

really like the funny edits you're putting in these vlogs!

@zarasipagan Жыл бұрын

You. Are. Literally. Crazy for doing this - thank you.

@Duplexetyy 8 ай бұрын

Commenting on an old one here, what was it 88k subs to 106k in a week? This video is a perfect representation of the hard work needed to get to this point. Love it

@USO1322 8 ай бұрын

Xang…xang…xang lmao I randomly came across your Japan videos while looking up stuff to do in Japan for my trip and found your videos pretty entertaining and subscribed …keep them coming and be safe on your journey man 🤙🏽

@aleksivanov6194 Жыл бұрын

Bro this is fucking wild. Craziest intro ever, glad you're okay man!

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

thanks for being here brother 🙏

@Musician4231 Жыл бұрын

Great intro, glad you're okay! Hooked me in immediately 😂

@tonymcguire58 8 ай бұрын

Great start and it’s super rad how you kept the camera on your hand🤟. At least it Seems like you did 😂

@johnbonamigo5696 Жыл бұрын

Great editing, cant wait for more videos

@CodyGudmundsen 8 ай бұрын

Montanan subscriber here. Was cool to hear you mention Montana and it's epic mountains at 6:08! I love my beautiful state. Born and raised!

@2bn2life62 8 ай бұрын

That was sooo nice of the people to help you..and also very lucky

@ihateorangecat 10 ай бұрын

Shoutout to the kind couple! 🙌

@yogisaputra3720 Ай бұрын

Idk why but I start to like following your videos. All of your video so natural and so small brained lmao. Keep it up bro

@Rahul-xz1nb Жыл бұрын

I just discovered your channel and I absolutely love your videos. I just watched the India and Ukraine videos. I see so much potential in your channel. Keep it up bro!

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

Much appreciated 🙏

@joelwieland1767 9 ай бұрын

This is becoming my favorite channel lmao

@jn2400 8 ай бұрын

your channel is going viral bro! Soon you can go back to Germany and eat those fancy sausages lol. I've been binging on them for a few days, great stuff!

@Gonzick Жыл бұрын

Entertaining Video man you deserve more Subs and views !

@TheAseliason Жыл бұрын

OMG! I’m exhausted!! I laughed…I cried..and I only viewed remotely across the world! Can’t imagine how you feel! Hahahaaa…great episode, great fun! 😂

@infinitedarknessofmidnighthour Жыл бұрын

Ye that's fun to watch but absolutely to experience it first handed is a whole diff story 😂

@TheAseliason Жыл бұрын

@@infinitedarknessofmidnighthour Yep, I have traveled to some of the places he has gone. I try to embrace the good along with the bad…same as approach to life. 😁

@infinitedarknessofmidnighthour Жыл бұрын

@@TheAseliason oh that's fun, I am in awe of your luck, actually i have some childish dream after watching dozen of his videos, must be fun if i can follow his trail and visit the place where he went to but I'm out of his league, he's too cool 😅

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

Nah I think you can do it :) good luck to you

@IDMarketer Жыл бұрын

No Clickbait, No BS, this dude prove his promise after 10 second. Im sorry man but i was laughed when you were crashed 😂😂😂 And the subtitle was hillarious as always 🤣🤣🤣 Protect this dude at all cost.

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

Don’t feel bad I laugh too lmao . Thanks for the support man

@septme9618 Жыл бұрын

Hello, thanks for your videos.. they are very good 🇬🇧👍

@yoJgnaeHeaM0503 8 ай бұрын

I never laugh at an intro that hard 😂 How the hell on earth that you just wish yourself luck and you bump yourselves

@tobydammit6599 9 ай бұрын

Your Austrian friends definitely saved you there and yeah lol you were definitely slowing them down.

@TheGardenOfEden711 7 ай бұрын

Damn that fall was gnarly.. & that mountain trail is more like a stream runoff trail lol FULL SEND

@Kdeadski1 8 ай бұрын

Lol those subtitles for the gas station people. I cracked up so hard hahaha

@along638 8 ай бұрын

New subscriber here.......just cant stop loving your videos.....its so fun to watch .......🥰🥰

@brianbarszcz975 7 ай бұрын

Hey Conner! Just watched your video of you and Sarah in Osaka. Fn fantastic! Couldnt believe you're from DC. My wife and i live in northern VA, buy work at dc restaurants. You seem so familiar to me, its funny. Anyway, the videos are great, i'm envious of your travels. We're dyin to go to Vietnam... Best wishes! ✌

@ubadtmar7835 6 ай бұрын

Oh my!! love your vlogs. An Interesting start of the video when you crashed despite you having an international license

@gjg5789 10 ай бұрын

Dude didn't even hit the hole he fell in anticipation of it 😂 Seriously though good stuff liked and subbed.

@mellifont96 10 ай бұрын

lmao he literally got scared and laid it down.

@TravelWithBradley 7 ай бұрын

@@mellifont96wheel locked because he panicked and pulled break in too fast.

@aaronwinter447 7 ай бұрын

Been enjoying your videos. While travelling we can't take full gear everywhere, but I took a full leather palm summer glove for dirtbikes or motorcycles specifically because of these incidents. Very cool of these people to help.

@ZUPYNinGAME Жыл бұрын

i love your videos and type of editing man . Its refreshing to see something like that here in YT

@John_DaMan 11 ай бұрын

wow that couple got a first ait kit with them and nice skills...very nice people

@Bushpig22 6 ай бұрын

Been watching and enjoying your videos for a couple of weeks now, but this one when you said if I don't crash today, subscribe? I had to do it. Great job on the content.

@dumbwit Жыл бұрын

Greatest intro ever. I hope you're fine :)

@eda.g8329 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Man Definitely was worth my time watching this! Good shit man ahahaha

@teastroyer2812 Жыл бұрын

The comedic timing of "of fuck..." Was comically hilarious👌

@user-hs1rk7tb8q Жыл бұрын

✨Greetings friends✨... ...oh fuck

@KootsD 8 ай бұрын

I crashed a Royal Enfield in India with a homie on the back. We were both injured pretty badly. Took me over a month before I could walk normally. I'd say you got off pretty lucky. Sick trip bud!

@ongminhphu8804 6 ай бұрын

3:32 I'm freaking running out of breath, man XD LOL. Officially gave a sub

@htoolwin4839 10 ай бұрын

Bro that's the best opening I've ever seen on KZfaq.

@rickytran2378 6 ай бұрын

Bro went on an advanced level 10 dirt bike route on a busted old scooter. props to you my friend.

@Riddimcore 7 ай бұрын

I love this man’s humour

@nomadelust379 9 ай бұрын

LOL! That’s me pointing out where China is! 😂 So cool to find you here!

@lolalali1156 9 ай бұрын

The epic thing is, you know it before you crash😭🤣 "OH FUCK"

@038Dude Жыл бұрын

I really want to go to Vietnam too, it looks like such a friggin cool place.

@gctones 10 ай бұрын

dude, a case of beer on that bike ride, stop at every turn and have one, been a good trip

@AnhHoang-mm7sz 10 ай бұрын

This guy isn’t doing comedy, comedy is him😂

@The.bo.you.never.no. 8 ай бұрын

You sir, you have earned your scooter license 😂😂😂

@imgerrydee 7 ай бұрын

I burst out laughing when you flipped the scooter 😂😂😂

@Phrankytee 8 ай бұрын

Ouch 😢 I felt that wreck man, was excruciating just to watch!

@jbonexc1725 Жыл бұрын

I sub'd to your channel after seeing your last few videos, then three weeks with no updates! Was a little worried and now we all know why. Glad to see you're OK dude. Kepp on keeping on! YEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

REEEEE

@ConfusedByTheHumanCondition Жыл бұрын

I'm glad you survived ! :) Greetings from Germany

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

hey thanks me too!

@Brandonkissedmydog 8 ай бұрын

Must learn the fine, yet delicate artform known as the "combat roll." Btw dont think weve forgotten about the spill with the two 'drunk' guys. 😂

@gctones 10 ай бұрын

dude these videos are fucking great! subscribed for sure my man! keep it up and keep safe sir!

@kalma999 9 ай бұрын

I love those locals subtitles.. super hilarious :D

@user-ub3bc5ts6x Жыл бұрын

be careful my friend take it really slow and stay safe praying you have a really safe and fun journey god bless you and stay safe

@GambleCass 2 ай бұрын

5:01 i thought that was the engine 😂

3 ай бұрын

Size absolute overpowering size and dramatic quality of the mountains in Vietnam CANNOT be overstated or exaggerated. The artistic qualities/the beautiful curvature and sheer scope of those mountains is truly magical in nature. It's a hard living to exist there but as far as aesthetic beauty goes, it's the place people couldn't even dream/fathom being a real place. It's THAT beautiful and awesome inspiring.

@MattyFuckinMagz Жыл бұрын

Bro this shit has me dying lmfao can't believe I found your channel off Reddit after lookin up travel 4 restrictions in countries 😂

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

Thanks my brother

@LOL_all_da_time Жыл бұрын

The couple u were with are awesome 😂😂

@ufcgoliath4785 Жыл бұрын

Sic opening, definitely sub to your channel!

@SmallBrainedAmerican Жыл бұрын

Thank you comrade

@drumstick74 24 күн бұрын

I had sweaty palms when you were at the places without guard rails (like at 10:00) 😶‍🌫

@existphotography8091 Жыл бұрын

brings back memories, scooting to nowhere in Vietnam and crashing!

@ynotsouthla3742 Ай бұрын

Rock star intro 🍻🍻good thing you’re okay

@Galbanolli 7 ай бұрын

this video gave me anxiety lol by the way, you fell before you even got to the pothole haha. I think you just tensed up. that's how I ride bicycles. I run into parked cars lol

@JordanPike 6 ай бұрын

Vietnam on scooter was one of the best adventures of my life! I need to go back and see the north 😍

@indonnegarabakso 3 ай бұрын

Hello , thank you for letting us use your garage bin sir 😂😂

@anonymous_123-pz1ex Жыл бұрын

Imagine if you crashed on the dirt roads during the rock music😂😂

@christinawhitt7213 Жыл бұрын

I have anxiety watching this. Glad you are ok!

@sortamaybe 9 ай бұрын

Ive never seen someone go down on a scooter quite like that ... shit was funny. Also the amount and quality of complaining is top tier. 😂 your videos are awesome!