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Everything in our lives is connected to the internet, so why not our toilets? Take a tour of Smart Pipe, the hot new tech startup that turns your waste into valuable information and fun social connectivity.
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@djangoturismo
@djangoturismo 5 жыл бұрын
Wow, in 2019 literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.
@mulberryman1305
@mulberryman1305 5 жыл бұрын
IKR this actually feels like something that could exist right now
@-Siculus-Hort-
@-Siculus-Hort- 5 жыл бұрын
@@mulberryman1305 it does........
@keegan112099
@keegan112099 5 жыл бұрын
Right? I mean honestly something that examines your shit could be useful?.. Like obviously the skit makes it ridiculous but it's not a bad base idea
@whirledpeas1182
@whirledpeas1182 5 жыл бұрын
little do we know, folks worried about they're privacy on facebook, and we have had smart pipes the whole time
@markrullo9953
@markrullo9953 5 жыл бұрын
www.acic.gov.au/publications/intelligence-products/national-wastewater-drug-monitoring-program-report
@nuclearneo577
@nuclearneo577 8 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect the joke about the company being registered as a sex offender to actually be referenced later in the video.
@littlefieryone2825
@littlefieryone2825 8 жыл бұрын
+Purple Stoner Midget™ I saw that message, and was just like "...Whaaaaah?"
@Ultrasemen
@Ultrasemen 7 жыл бұрын
Spoilers, man!
@YOjeremyRaps
@YOjeremyRaps 7 жыл бұрын
Chekhov's gun: If a gun is hung on a wall in the first scene, it must be fired in a later scene.
@YOjeremyRaps
@YOjeremyRaps 7 жыл бұрын
I just realized I talked about film study to a year old comment...
@billdsafdsad
@billdsafdsad 7 жыл бұрын
JEREMY what is that like a rule for movies or somethin?
@Holygiant
@Holygiant Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE the thing where the host introduces people like they're celebrities he's shocked by their presence. That is such an accurate touch. I think this whole thing is just absolutely genius.
@femurbreakur
@femurbreakur Жыл бұрын
"virtual poster" they predicted NFTs getting popular 💀
@Hypercecil9010
@Hypercecil9010 Жыл бұрын
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
@snarkasticdouche3863
@snarkasticdouche3863 2 ай бұрын
@@Hypercecil9010 No, virtual posters were already a thing for about as long as the internet was mainstream. They didn't really "predict" anything.
@snarkasticdouche3863
@snarkasticdouche3863 16 күн бұрын
Now, what the "Smartpipe" sketch did predict is... Irl Smartpipe. "Smart toilets", that analyse your doo-doos. I believe a company did make such a poo scanning toilet, last year. Pretty sure it doesn't actually biometrically scan your brown eye though.
@slugcereal8647
@slugcereal8647 5 жыл бұрын
Lyme disease detected contacting authorities "very cool"
@alittlelifeleft8232
@alittlelifeleft8232 5 жыл бұрын
Lynkes disease is worse
@tobsmonster2
@tobsmonster2 5 жыл бұрын
What about Ligma?
@asdasasada722
@asdasasada722 5 жыл бұрын
@BuffaloHam okhh no Buffalo don´t ask what that is...
@briantristan5634
@briantristan5634 5 жыл бұрын
@BuffaloHam what's gonacutt disease?
@wessmall7957
@wessmall7957 5 жыл бұрын
@BuffaloHam gonacutt the cheese in the elevator
@isaacsmind5575
@isaacsmind5575 4 жыл бұрын
"My father was in the Union, so he grew lazy." *zooms in on Atlas Shrugged*
@AckzaTV
@AckzaTV 3 жыл бұрын
its so fucking funny for the bitcoin inner circles of these rich assholes who will literally act like, if you dont work hard enough, you cant save the money you could earn to purchase cryogenics or life extension , as if its just our fault for not trying hard enough to cure cancer in our own lifetimes and profit off the rational self interest lol like HEY its OUR FAULT for dying! Ayn rand laid it outoyt for us, i mean why do you think trump is smug, he plans to live well into the next century!
@ScariestGary
@ScariestGary 3 жыл бұрын
@@AckzaTV You’re not wrong, but you can chill out a lil lol
@Amberscion
@Amberscion 3 жыл бұрын
@@AckzaTV Trump is a fat, old man who eats fast food three meals a day, claims that exercise uses up your limited lifetime energy, and swallows Sudafed like it was candy. He'll be lucky to live to see the next decade, much less the next century.
@ABC-vv4cm
@ABC-vv4cm 3 жыл бұрын
@Ackoroth lazy commies don’t like it.
@KaaneDragonShinobi
@KaaneDragonShinobi 3 жыл бұрын
@Ackoroth Ayn Rand's wet dream where the supermen of the world are all rock-solid independent libertarian islands that don't need no help from nobody, novelized. Essentially she believes that man is not a social species, her words, not mine. Fun fact, that the Ayn Rand Institute had to get government loans recently to stay afloat roflmao.
@aaronshy472
@aaronshy472 Жыл бұрын
The fact the guy finds out he has lyme disease and says "Very cool" like it isn't something to worry about still gets me.
@zainlookboonmee
@zainlookboonmee 3 жыл бұрын
Love that dig at Ayn Rand where the CEO calls his dad lazy for being in a union and the camera cuts to the copy of Atlas Shrugged on his desk. 😂
@Sn0wjunk1e
@Sn0wjunk1e 6 жыл бұрын
"my dad was in the union. he was unable to innovate, so he died" *ZOOM IN ON ATLAS SHRUGGED*
@pepper2451
@pepper2451 5 жыл бұрын
Later: Zoom in on Anus Puckered
@raynatabarez6419
@raynatabarez6419 5 жыл бұрын
Please explain this, I know it was a joke but I've never read
@devingallucci4829
@devingallucci4829 5 жыл бұрын
@@raynatabarez6419 It's a novel written by objectivist philosopher Ayn Rand. Its basically capitalism fanfiction.
@cvbabc
@cvbabc 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah critical thinking is for losers.
@cvbabc
@cvbabc 5 жыл бұрын
@@devingallucci4829 That's about as accurate as saying, "Das Kapital" is a how to guide for utopia. How many times have you read Atlas Shrugged?
@gar2yc
@gar2yc 6 жыл бұрын
We're all laughing now... Until the Zucc sees this.
@michaelgorman3431
@michaelgorman3431 5 жыл бұрын
Badguy Smart Zucc
@Tehcarp
@Tehcarp 5 жыл бұрын
Zuckernerd
@TheoneandonlyJobis
@TheoneandonlyJobis 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah he'll buy the rights and then force you to install Facebook's spyware to use it. Fuck you Samsung VR and zuckerbitch
@kiddiescripterkiller
@kiddiescripterkiller 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't buy the company (Smart Pipe), stole it, and now calls it Keyster...
@npcx-mq6cr
@npcx-mq6cr 5 жыл бұрын
@@kiddiescripterkiller But can you program it to analyze your poop in Morgan Freeman's voice?
@Slop_Dogg
@Slop_Dogg Жыл бұрын
“If it were up to me, they’d all get the chair.” “Alright my man!”
@e.l.4409
@e.l.4409 4 жыл бұрын
Stanford made a toilet seat that does exactly this. SmartPipe is real now.
@hotwateronwool
@hotwateronwool 4 жыл бұрын
What! Lol no way
@AWOLBones
@AWOLBones 4 жыл бұрын
Mister Guy it measures how but your poop is not what smart pipe does.
@AWOLBones
@AWOLBones 4 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty much a scale
@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917
@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917 4 жыл бұрын
@Mister Guy Yea this has to be a hoax.
@sploofmcsterra4786
@sploofmcsterra4786 4 жыл бұрын
Just google Stanford toilet seat jesus it's not that hard.
@MajorLeagueBassboost
@MajorLeagueBassboost 5 жыл бұрын
It's 2019 and this appears more and more eerily realistic.
@briankoontz1
@briankoontz1 5 жыл бұрын
Today's satire is tomorrow's reality.
@madarab37
@madarab37 4 жыл бұрын
Zuckerberg will be buying Smartpipe
@paulblickenstaff9737
@paulblickenstaff9737 4 жыл бұрын
It’s 2020 and I’m using my smart pipe to find out if I have covid-19! Thanks Smart Pipe!
@daturadubs7423
@daturadubs7423 4 жыл бұрын
This comment has transcended the now. Meta. Aug 5th, 2020
@Aaron-xj2fo
@Aaron-xj2fo 4 жыл бұрын
It's now 2020 and this has saved the world from further pandemic
@siddbastard
@siddbastard 6 жыл бұрын
they really nailed the "friendly youtube coolguy tells you about some new shit" routine.
@stanley1698
@stanley1698 5 жыл бұрын
you mean "social media influencer"
@classiccam196yt7
@classiccam196yt7 2 жыл бұрын
That was am expierience, ye they nailed it.
@eggverseoffficial7976
@eggverseoffficial7976 3 жыл бұрын
The thing that elevates the satire to God-like levels is that the SmartPipe™ staff use as many big words as they possibly can to make what they are doing sound better. For example: "topographical anal handshake". This doesn't even qualify as comedy gold at this point, this is quality platinum.
@nirad8026
@nirad8026 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen this video like several years ago and seeing it again, I notice so many details that I missed when I first saw it. There are several underlying narratives which converge in such a crazy way.
@lampoilropebombs0640
@lampoilropebombs0640 8 ай бұрын
You know what other thing can arguably do a topographical anal handshake? A butt plug!
@puppetlegopeyto
@puppetlegopeyto 2 жыл бұрын
Mark Proksch as the head boss is some great casting, given he's a guy that knows a lot about pipes and how useful they are. I mean, he literally was kept alive by one (a feeding tube) for nearly a year! To think Mark doesn't know about pipes would be "a true tragedy" (as his good friend WC Fields would say).
@brandonmorel2658
@brandonmorel2658 2 жыл бұрын
A fellow WChead.
@glitchedoom
@glitchedoom 2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmorel2658 Everyone's a Markhead.
@Silverwind87
@Silverwind87 2 жыл бұрын
I'd make a joke about laying pipe, but I'm unsure whether that phrase means having sex or taking a dump.
@Ye11ow__
@Ye11ow__ Жыл бұрын
Absolutely terrible waiter though
@kabalofthebloodyspoon
@kabalofthebloodyspoon 10 ай бұрын
My little chickadee
@chase_h.01
@chase_h.01 9 жыл бұрын
Adult Swim is so smart about these kinds of videos. I get the satire, but it makes me very sad how believable these almost are compared to real ones for real products.
@Holzider
@Holzider 9 жыл бұрын
+Chase H free yourself from those products then.
@1squeamishneophyte
@1squeamishneophyte 9 жыл бұрын
+Chase H Exactly.
@luis-vega9137
@luis-vega9137 8 жыл бұрын
that's true!
@HiveMindRock
@HiveMindRock 8 жыл бұрын
+Chase H That's because the quality of these commercials is a part of the satire. I found an interesting read on the economics of infomercials awhile back. priceonomics.com/the-economics-of-infomercials/ Here it is, for those of us complete nerds who like to learn about how stuff works.
@bluestate69
@bluestate69 8 жыл бұрын
+Chase H It is real. I have smart pipe in my home.
@themarsquatch420
@themarsquatch420 8 жыл бұрын
"Lyme Disease Detected" So...Cool.
@GirlPlus
@GirlPlus 8 жыл бұрын
+Mikael Mayo I mean 12-Guage Granular Clay would fix that right up
@Rothnacum1
@Rothnacum1 8 жыл бұрын
+Peter Schmidt waarneming
@a2aaron
@a2aaron 8 жыл бұрын
SADDAY
@thebaggsfamily3301
@thebaggsfamily3301 8 жыл бұрын
My only question is why it contacted authorities? Shouldn't it have contacted emergency services?
@mmrainey22
@mmrainey22 8 жыл бұрын
+Mikael Mayo your tradh isnt safe from boomy
@cincymutt
@cincymutt 4 жыл бұрын
Just got to the part that explains why the company is a registered sex offender. And they use the old "it's for research" excuse. As I saw some others state, this is oddly realistic.
@jojolafrite90
@jojolafrite90 4 жыл бұрын
"It's my anus, and it's a portal to a beautiful future" That was epic. Actually, the whole dialogues are pure gold. You are geniuses, you people at Adult Swim.
@RegsaGC
@RegsaGC 5 жыл бұрын
You see, this is what Black Mirror *could* have been
@thomasraahauge5231
@thomasraahauge5231 4 жыл бұрын
Or Brown Mirror . . .
@MarvinMonroe
@MarvinMonroe 4 жыл бұрын
This is a million times smarter than anything Black Mirror has ever done
@nxxdle_
@nxxdle_ 3 жыл бұрын
Nice mischief profile
@Ben-rz9cf
@Ben-rz9cf 3 жыл бұрын
porcelain mirror
@rtsupreme
@rtsupreme 3 жыл бұрын
As far as I'm concerned, Black Mirror totally swiped the concept from [AS]. Decent attempt, but Williams Street still wins.
@secretmilo
@secretmilo 9 жыл бұрын
*lime disease detected* *contacting local authorities* XD
@jackbotman
@jackbotman 7 жыл бұрын
*lyme
@TheAudreyduh
@TheAudreyduh 7 жыл бұрын
AIDS detected contacting all previous partners.
@351cleavland
@351cleavland 7 жыл бұрын
Nope! He's talking about a disease from eating too much citrus!!!!
@fomsad123
@fomsad123 2 жыл бұрын
3:38, they even predicted NFTs lmao. I hate this feels more real than ever.
@nnnnnnnnnick5557
@nnnnnnnnnick5557 Жыл бұрын
Dude
@djrukahs8926
@djrukahs8926 Жыл бұрын
"Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender" 😂 😂 😂
@fraserfrazzle690
@fraserfrazzle690 7 жыл бұрын
Damn, this episode of Black Mirror is awesome
@norvillerodgersspeaks
@norvillerodgersspeaks 5 жыл бұрын
x'D
@ba1l5w34t
@ba1l5w34t 5 жыл бұрын
Brown Mirror
@camwoodstock
@camwoodstock 5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was quite... Shitty.
@user-jl7cz2pe6d
@user-jl7cz2pe6d 5 жыл бұрын
@@camwoodstock If that was a poop joke it really *stunk.*
@b.lonewolf417
@b.lonewolf417 5 жыл бұрын
More like...BROWN Mirror!
@SilverFeet
@SilverFeet 9 жыл бұрын
This is the most elaborate, well thought out, subtle piece of blue humor. Art and political science classes will study this poop joke for centuries.
@GigaDanMan
@GigaDanMan 2 жыл бұрын
Feb. 2022 now and I'm just now finding that Stanford made a smart toilet in April '20. Verge did an article titled, "A smart toilet could identify you by your ‘analprint’ and detect diseases"
@theshamanite
@theshamanite 3 жыл бұрын
"Kevin has food poisoning" is probably one of the funniest Kevin sentences I've ever heard. Get well soon, Kev
@hellboy6507
@hellboy6507 5 жыл бұрын
“Influencer” is the most irritating word of the century.
@klownmob8894
@klownmob8894 5 жыл бұрын
Yup . The fact it's actually a thing.
@jaimedeleon1194
@jaimedeleon1194 5 жыл бұрын
I believe her just influenced the three of you. You're welcome
@funkyironman69
@funkyironman69 5 жыл бұрын
Let me "reach out to you"
@Valkalium
@Valkalium 4 жыл бұрын
I know right, so stupid. No one with REAL influence is called an “influencer”.
@johnmartinez7440
@johnmartinez7440 4 жыл бұрын
Why? Seems like the only people who cry about the word are upset because they'd love to be sent free stuff and getting paid to talk about it
@dystopiadream
@dystopiadream 8 жыл бұрын
Lost it at the zoom-in on Atlas Shrugged.
@LunarDelta
@LunarDelta 8 жыл бұрын
I know lmao, too perfect.
@djoverkin
@djoverkin 7 жыл бұрын
that isn't even the real book, it's actually 3-4 times thicker than that. Maybe it's part of the joke ?
@BigDaddyZakk420
@BigDaddyZakk420 7 жыл бұрын
dystopiadream Fucking hilarious. Too much.
@chanpreetsidhu5337
@chanpreetsidhu5337 7 жыл бұрын
+dystopiadream I lost it when i read your username.
@thehandlesticks66
@thehandlesticks66 6 жыл бұрын
the perfect libertarian/capitalist video
@isaackay5887
@isaackay5887 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, in *2020* literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.
@Smok3yR1der
@Smok3yR1der 2 жыл бұрын
2021 here, it's gotten worse
@BlastinRope
@BlastinRope 2 жыл бұрын
@@Smok3yR1der add some fiber to your diet it will still be huge but not so much stretching
@MelloCello7
@MelloCello7 Жыл бұрын
I hate to break it to you, but its real... look up Stanford Toilet
@glass6582
@glass6582 4 ай бұрын
@@Smok3yR1der 2024 here, and this is just google
@NoeticSystem
@NoeticSystem 9 ай бұрын
This is no longer satire.
@Marzimus
@Marzimus 5 жыл бұрын
This is beyond brilliant. They pull off the satire to a calculated degree. 🔢📟
@tyrellcobb4665
@tyrellcobb4665 3 жыл бұрын
I love how understated it is. SNL should take notes.
@ruffusgoodman4137
@ruffusgoodman4137 3 жыл бұрын
They're aiming for that point where you can tell the truth from parody. I'd say as time goes by, that line is getting way behind the truth!
@jerichosamurai
@jerichosamurai 6 жыл бұрын
"Lyme diseased detected." "Contacting local authorities." "Very CooL."
@ryans6280
@ryans6280 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786
@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786 4 жыл бұрын
That CEO looks like he's into some squat cobbler
@josn313
@josn313 3 жыл бұрын
He’s a PLAYUH
@GMSpectre
@GMSpectre 3 жыл бұрын
Sure does, also for some reason I feel drained of energy after hearing him talk.
@casey6556
@casey6556 2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I KNEW HIS VOICE WAS FAMILIAR
@OutLawStargazer899
@OutLawStargazer899 2 жыл бұрын
"Call Congressman Mitchell and actively harass his staff."
@indionueve
@indionueve 6 жыл бұрын
"Call up mitchell and actively harass his staff" haha too good
@getsufuma2597
@getsufuma2597 9 жыл бұрын
This is actually a pretty intelligent parody, especially the parts about data farming.
@TheJasonaut
@TheJasonaut Жыл бұрын
It took me a bit to get over how this is actually not a terrible idea, conceptually. But insanely great humorous breakdown of how personal tech and and US big-coorp culture will try to manipulate anything and everything to get that $ I'm shocked that this was made 8 years ago and not recently.
@bestaround3323
@bestaround3323 Жыл бұрын
That concept doesn't have to include scanning people's anuses right?
@SimplyDoomSlayer
@SimplyDoomSlayer 9 ай бұрын
I love how at 1:57 he says "Didn't I see that Smart Pipe has already saved more lives than all doctors throughout history, COMBINED?" and then the CEO literally doesn't even answer the question
@internziko
@internziko 5 жыл бұрын
And to think I've been posting my bowel movements to facebook since 2011.. Guess I'm an innovator..
@scurus11scurus
@scurus11scurus 4 жыл бұрын
paul Z my first and only post to twitter was “on the toilet”
@internziko
@internziko 4 жыл бұрын
@EpicUndead Clever girl...
@ChubbyTeletubby
@ChubbyTeletubby 4 жыл бұрын
Yo my man I was My Spacing my shits in '04 I got you bruh
@abominationdesolation8322
@abominationdesolation8322 6 жыл бұрын
"[My father] was in the union..." (Close up on Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand) "and he grew lazy and died."
@447GHT
@447GHT 4 жыл бұрын
and holy shit it's Mark Proksch!!! also in this scene "that from the space telescope?" and the thing looks EXACTLY like the image of the black hole they released five years later!!!
@Thrifty032781
@Thrifty032781 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like an actual IndieGoGo or Kickstarter pitch video.
@ty-hu7bb
@ty-hu7bb 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, in 2021 literally no part of this video feels like that huge of a stretch. What a great time to be alive.
@lickitysplit3575
@lickitysplit3575 Жыл бұрын
Watching this in November 2022 and it's basically just reality now
@s.h.5098
@s.h.5098 7 жыл бұрын
"It's funny that congress is so hung up on this. I mean, the founding fathers didn't even HAVE pipes!" "That's... a great point..."
@TouYubeTom
@TouYubeTom 5 жыл бұрын
the ayn rand reference is gold.
@Badmanpuntbaxter
@Badmanpuntbaxter 4 жыл бұрын
@Seth Wellington Ayn Rand was the creator of objectivism, basically "every man for himself, nobody should help anyone", so it's a play on the idea that this guy is disguising his idea as a charitable service when in reality it's all just data harvesting and selling anus pictures to massive corporations. Oh, and a quick fun fact, Rand died on welfare in state-sponsored housing.
@20vtmk1
@20vtmk1 4 жыл бұрын
@Seth Wellington not really. The idea that masses of mediocre people construct the rules of society and government so as to piggyback on the hard work of brilliant innovators is a common theme in her work.
@A_friend_of_Aristotle
@A_friend_of_Aristotle 4 жыл бұрын
@@Badmanpuntbaxter I'll invite you to read my comment above. You proved my premise...thanks.
@Hifuutorian
@Hifuutorian 4 жыл бұрын
@@A_friend_of_Aristotle Nothing he said was wrong.
@EggEnjoyer
@EggEnjoyer 3 жыл бұрын
@@20vtmk1 Very few if any aspects of our world is made by great innovators. Most things come about from the input of hundreds of people. Our best technology is made by teams and teams of engineers who are pioneering off of the work of other engineers. Architects think of grand buildings, while hundreds of workers actually take the time to lay all the brick and mortar. The idea of legendary great men doing all the work is mostly a falsehood
@rnr45s
@rnr45s Жыл бұрын
5:04 this dude was in better call saul!
@rnr45s
@rnr45s Жыл бұрын
7:12 this guy was in wandavision! (im pretty sure)
@zaphodbeeblebrox8382
@zaphodbeeblebrox8382 3 жыл бұрын
“Digital poster wallet” wait till they find out about NFTs. @3:38
@nowhed
@nowhed 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO yeah I thought of that too
@5StarMedia03
@5StarMedia03 6 жыл бұрын
"He was in the Union, so he got lazy.. he died"
@justinmiguel4630
@justinmiguel4630 5 жыл бұрын
"I want to inject nitrates in u hole @ScoutLyfe" LMFAO
@neepgang4091
@neepgang4091 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta put them Easter eggs in there,
@Eagles7sjn
@Eagles7sjn Жыл бұрын
Lol I love how they are trolling this "no privacy era" we are living in, they nailed it
@DeepWeeb
@DeepWeeb Жыл бұрын
I like how the moral of this video is to defend the right companies have to harvest data from their users to advertisers, even if sensible information from minors is included, and how it's the big bad government getting on the way of achieving their sacred goal *Extremely ahead of its time*
@SirPhysics
@SirPhysics Жыл бұрын
You might need to look up the definition of satire, my dude
@ogrimbothesour2976
@ogrimbothesour2976 8 ай бұрын
if this isnt the pot calling the kettle black.@@SirPhysics
@NotNewton1
@NotNewton1 8 жыл бұрын
The dude was nearly 25% aroused while he was trying his hardest not to be
@travisburton1842
@travisburton1842 6 жыл бұрын
"acceptable" 👍😇
@robertpryor7225
@robertpryor7225 5 жыл бұрын
Negligible
@last808
@last808 8 жыл бұрын
This video is a hilarious parody of corporate culture and marketing. The comments on the commercializing of your metadata and the constant tracking you'd be under are also interesting. I like the way they paint the government as the enemy to your freedom when they readily admit you're a target for monetization and constant tracking. There's a decent chance that in the not too distant future, people will readily agree to having massive amounts of meta data beyond what's happening now, and it will follow them for the rest of their lives.
@cnsmooth
@cnsmooth 8 жыл бұрын
We never realised lol
@MrTheGuitarNerd
@MrTheGuitarNerd 8 жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining all of that to us, we just thought it was about poop.
@calvinscheuerman
@calvinscheuerman 8 жыл бұрын
it's a poop tube.
@lusteraliaszero
@lusteraliaszero 7 жыл бұрын
no way! this here is FauxReal of Stating The Obvious Inc. Wauw, I am just starstruck.
@cnsmooth
@cnsmooth 7 жыл бұрын
lusteraliaszero You meant awestruck, but I agree with you.
@meeeek
@meeeek Жыл бұрын
Of course, run by an energy vampire who wants to check those Lincoln logs.
@lilc.raptherapist184
@lilc.raptherapist184 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ. This is real now.
@coheteos
@coheteos 5 жыл бұрын
"Digital poster wallet"
@jonathanespinal8393
@jonathanespinal8393 3 жыл бұрын
NFTs
@anomalocarisgaming8205
@anomalocarisgaming8205 8 жыл бұрын
Lyme disease? More like LYNKS DISEASE.
@gaswe9236
@gaswe9236 8 жыл бұрын
Thats what u thought it said in the beggining XD
@gaswe9236
@gaswe9236 8 жыл бұрын
+Gaswe GAMING *I
@ClaremyJarkson
@ClaremyJarkson 7 жыл бұрын
Anomalocaris Gaming smart pipe prevents LYNKS DISEASE
@toascranill5464
@toascranill5464 7 жыл бұрын
help! my brother cant move and he is traspassing the floor!
@AntiCuteness
@AntiCuteness 7 жыл бұрын
wosh ur hands
@DeSaxofoonVanPeter
@DeSaxofoonVanPeter 2 жыл бұрын
It's real, it's here
@s0merandomfish563
@s0merandomfish563 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the entire corporation is an offender XD
@xave72
@xave72 7 жыл бұрын
This video is even funnier now that your web provider can legaly sell your data !
@reuploadhub3197
@reuploadhub3197 5 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@theblackphoenix6498
@theblackphoenix6498 5 жыл бұрын
what do you mean 'now'?
@chrisoman87
@chrisoman87 5 жыл бұрын
only in the US as you "flushed" away your rights
@maxfmfdm
@maxfmfdm 5 жыл бұрын
@@theblackphoenix6498 they have done it for years in various ways. internet providers you dont even have can do it if you go through their nodes. now its legal though. they can block you throttle you filter you and use your data any damn way they please.
@bubby6539
@bubby6539 5 жыл бұрын
@@maxfmfdm amazing. Land of the FREE
@truantray
@truantray 5 жыл бұрын
If Elon Musk presented this, people would invest their kid's college funds.
@truantray
@truantray 5 жыл бұрын
@@LazyIRanch The same guy who abused Twitter to manipulate Tesla stock prices. He's lost his investors billions.
@alexanderchristopher6237
@alexanderchristopher6237 5 жыл бұрын
@@truantray but also an innovator.
@AngryTurds
@AngryTurds 3 жыл бұрын
Libtards. They sure do hate Elon.
@videogamenostalgia
@videogamenostalgia 3 жыл бұрын
​@@LazyIRanch Going "hehe woah guys companies using big data is so craazzy man, heckin big chungus not 100, don't forget to watch Rick and Morty" on Twitter is not really "trying to warn us" in any real capacity. What is he doing to seriously advocate around any of this? Also this is the guy who casually support US-backed coups that would benefit his company, and uses quotes from Bioshock's Andrew Ryan about his business philosophy; let's not pretend this is the conscience of America's big business.
@duckman67498
@duckman67498 3 жыл бұрын
@@videogamenostalgia nothing you said was coherent buddy. Just because someone doesn't tweet the way you want them to doesn't make them any less helpful to society. If you want to accuse Elon of being as shitty as other giants in the industry make a valid point.
@ztoxtube
@ztoxtube 3 жыл бұрын
I'm sad that Mark left us, but he died doing what he loved. His passion for classic cinema will not be forgotten.
@QuentinHolness
@QuentinHolness 2 жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe Adult Swim didn't have an engineer and a environmental biologist who changed careers to produce this
@CheapSushi
@CheapSushi 8 жыл бұрын
This hurts to watch because it's so on point with the direction companies are going.
@aquaprofile
@aquaprofile 5 жыл бұрын
Thats what makes it a parody!
@jeeed6390
@jeeed6390 5 жыл бұрын
“That will go great in my digital poster wallet.”
@i9incher
@i9incher 2 жыл бұрын
3:33 oh wow, they predicted NFT's. :O
@crackedyanne2877
@crackedyanne2877 2 жыл бұрын
3:45 nft
@absolutelydegenerate1900
@absolutelydegenerate1900 9 жыл бұрын
i honestly think that even though its a joke, that somthing that scans our shit to make sure we are doing okay would save lives *shrugs*
@insederec
@insederec 9 жыл бұрын
And definitely isn't child pornography. Talk to your representative today to repeal our ancient child pornography laws. #ItsMyAnus
@absolutelydegenerate1900
@absolutelydegenerate1900 9 жыл бұрын
o.o
@12pandemon
@12pandemon 9 жыл бұрын
***** #Iilluseitwhenineedit
@rlamont22
@rlamont22 9 жыл бұрын
Dak Lamerbusch Hey congrats on being a moron on the internet.
@Barrobroadcastmaster
@Barrobroadcastmaster 9 жыл бұрын
At what cost? I understand the value of information, even when it comes from these sources but when is it enough? Do we really need to know what's going on with each others' shit 24/7? That's one of the questions this video is asking; it paints the picture of a world where our urge to know everything is leading us to really perverted crap. But you are correct. Information like this could really save lives so I honestly could see a system like this implemented some day. Maybe one day there will be technology that will let us know everything about our bodies, everything about the real world all at once. We just have to remember to take a break from that knowledge, take a break from the pursuit once in a while to apply what we've learned. We all want to live better lives. But let's not forget to enjoy them once in a while, too.
@kyanelie3612
@kyanelie3612 5 жыл бұрын
"The more friends you have, the more connected you are." SPEECH 100
@PaulJacobsComedy
@PaulJacobsComedy 4 жыл бұрын
3:02 you know its a real company when they use Win XP in 2014.
@emo-kk4mc
@emo-kk4mc 3 жыл бұрын
2021, i wouldnt be surprised if this was a real company
@ReinEngel
@ReinEngel 8 жыл бұрын
Help! I have diarrhea. @youtube
@debbietuttle29
@debbietuttle29 8 жыл бұрын
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@billymcilvian
@billymcilvian 8 жыл бұрын
dang. I was going to do that. .
@DudeWhoSaysDeez
@DudeWhoSaysDeez 7 жыл бұрын
Recent evaluation: 75% fecal matter 10% water/pee 5% blood 10% unknown Thanks SmartPipe!
@jervey123
@jervey123 9 жыл бұрын
wake up america #itsmyanus
@freequincyspirit
@freequincyspirit 9 жыл бұрын
wake up youranus is the fecal point
@spreadlikefire
@spreadlikefire 9 жыл бұрын
mikael hannes Zuntag oh god.... hahaha
@gazoofio
@gazoofio 7 жыл бұрын
#itsmanius
@gaiafroeschke6802
@gaiafroeschke6802 7 жыл бұрын
Evi1M4chine fuck you and fuck the system!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!
@circeciernova1712
@circeciernova1712 2 жыл бұрын
This actually maps to a number of monitoring products, incidents, and court cases - some of which occurred bñafter the ad originally aired.
@pressureworks
@pressureworks 4 жыл бұрын
When these peoples parents paid for drama school, they had no idea they'd obtain such roles.
@jeeed6390
@jeeed6390 5 жыл бұрын
The writing, actors, music, editing. Flawless. Genius funny.
@CarnifaxMachine
@CarnifaxMachine 9 жыл бұрын
Adult Swim is literally shitting on social media. And I like it.
@nickvanamburg
@nickvanamburg 3 жыл бұрын
This is honestly a better idea than the stuff they try to sell in actual infomercials.
@glass6582
@glass6582 4 ай бұрын
this is literally google
@OneMeanArtist
@OneMeanArtist 4 жыл бұрын
It's 2019 and I can see something like this actually being pushed on the public as a "good" thing...
@BlastinRope
@BlastinRope 2 жыл бұрын
What about now
@Georgur
@Georgur 2 жыл бұрын
@@BlastinRope Now most of the adult swim liberal watchers would applouse if anti vax anti smartpipe people get the chair
@puhskinti9358
@puhskinti9358 2 жыл бұрын
It'd be immediately called out and would be gone in less than a month
@MelloCello7
@MelloCello7 Жыл бұрын
Its absolutely real, look up Stanford Toilet!
@itsiwhatitsi
@itsiwhatitsi 8 жыл бұрын
This could be a nice commercial for Google
@noding2798
@noding2798 7 жыл бұрын
it would end with "when your smart pipe is dumb" and have that "AAAAAAAAA" in the background
@itsiwhatitsi
@itsiwhatitsi 7 жыл бұрын
"Shitty-App made by Google just for you"
@draculagun7176
@draculagun7176 7 жыл бұрын
Itsiwhatitsi ++]
@satesup4353
@satesup4353 7 жыл бұрын
And then finally create the Google Smart Pipe, or Google Puss... .
@GeraldTheChampionOfEarth
@GeraldTheChampionOfEarth 5 жыл бұрын
"He couldn't innovate, and he died"
@karna3185
@karna3185 Жыл бұрын
"That'll look great in my digital poster wallet!" *cries in NFT*
@stygian4330
@stygian4330 Жыл бұрын
I've returned after two years because I randomly thought "butt key" and remembered this exists
@Atma505
@Atma505 9 жыл бұрын
The progression of this video, oh my god, hardest I've laughed in weeks artful
@Atma505
@Atma505 9 жыл бұрын
THE CAT Yup, a classic
@hosh8307
@hosh8307 6 жыл бұрын
I lost it when it focused on Altas Shrugged. Genius!
@Calupp
@Calupp 3 жыл бұрын
2020 and something like this will absolutely be a thing at some point.
@izanagi21ify
@izanagi21ify 4 жыл бұрын
Colin Robinson the energy vampire
@Zizzily
@Zizzily 6 жыл бұрын
But does it work with Cambridge Analytica?
@Brismo7
@Brismo7 5 жыл бұрын
only on Wolfram Alpha
@ljc71
@ljc71 7 жыл бұрын
"old college buddy flushing a lot of niacin? Give em a like! The joke here is Niacin flushes drugs from your system folks
@rooinmaggot1892
@rooinmaggot1892 5 жыл бұрын
Is it really worth the itching and burning skin though?
@belliotrungy9107
@belliotrungy9107 4 жыл бұрын
Or you're a Scientologist
@radiantarchives
@radiantarchives 2 жыл бұрын
This one doesn't even seem unrealistic.
@Jakepearl13
@Jakepearl13 Жыл бұрын
This isn’t even satire anymore,this is just the future.
@chokoanders6546
@chokoanders6546 7 жыл бұрын
Does the smart pipe detektor lynx disease
@mattcummins3721
@mattcummins3721 7 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@cunty
@cunty 7 жыл бұрын
Anders Lindhardt Rasmussen thesculptorsclayground.com
@TheG_Boy
@TheG_Boy 7 жыл бұрын
Choko Anders Not if you own clay
@Irving_teran
@Irving_teran 7 жыл бұрын
Lynx disease is real. It is already inside you.
@ayoutubechannel2048
@ayoutubechannel2048 6 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to say lynx disease detected on his phone
@LunarDelta
@LunarDelta 7 жыл бұрын
I love how they purposefully don't know where the barge is, lol.
@r3digit
@r3digit Жыл бұрын
This is in the alternate universe when Pryce and the Talking toilet guy became friends
@cerabond7650
@cerabond7650 2 жыл бұрын
Friendly Reminder: the people who made this were the same people who made LasagnaCat.
@duceanima2069
@duceanima2069 7 жыл бұрын
"Noticed that your aunt just flushed a bunch of blood and seamen? Call her, find out WHATS UP" This killed me!!!
@FFKonoko
@FFKonoko 5 жыл бұрын
And her!
@NicholasLittlejohn
@NicholasLittlejohn 5 жыл бұрын
Marines, wow!
@marks6663
@marks6663 5 жыл бұрын
nobody flushes seamen down the toilet. You mean semen.
@alastorlapid2365
@alastorlapid2365 3 жыл бұрын
@@marks6663 Well, isn't it obvious? The Aunt is a murderer, and she's flushing seamen's bodies down the toilet, hence the blood. I mean what other answer is there?
@Dcook85
@Dcook85 7 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize a joke infomercial is actually more of a useful product than actual infomercials......
@anomalocaris2593
@anomalocaris2593 6 жыл бұрын
Tregeta How?
@MrPeterpanpie1
@MrPeterpanpie1 6 жыл бұрын
It could auto scan for colon cancer which is a huge risk in many places
@GrahamBarth
@GrahamBarth 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've always wanted a computer that would automatically spam all the local hospitals and doctors on Twitter every time I have diarrhea. The topographical anal handshakes (coincidentally my favorite Yes album) are just a bonus.
@abominationdesolation8322
@abominationdesolation8322 6 жыл бұрын
Graham Barth Ah yes, my favorite track is "Up Your Butt and Roundabout the Corner".
@mrtannzr
@mrtannzr 6 жыл бұрын
Well, a scanning your fecal matter would actually be an effective means of detecting a variety of illnesses and diseases.
@ArcYT
@ArcYT Жыл бұрын
"My father taught me the value of hard work and big ideas, but he was in the union and so he grew lazy and was unable to innovate, he died"
@Milan____
@Milan____ Жыл бұрын
I can't believe how ahead of its time this is.
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