Mario sat on his butt and received gifts for like five days and then he died. Based.

Cloud only kills when people interrupt his fishing.

Honestly this could be a new Salty Bet, this is so fun, especially with Coney's fun energy lmaoo

"Luma looks at the night sky" after catching 4 bodies is top tier character writing

Remember that Mario isn’t a real doctor, so he did not how to treat his infection even with the copious amounts of supplies he had

These are way more fun than they should be. I guess its all about presentation.

Kirby is so raw at killing Gods at this point that he resorted to a stick rather than a sword to kill Sephiroth

12:24 “Sheik can’t kill” in chat had me rolling

The saga of Kirby and King Dedede was fascinating.

Link and Zelda scared off one of Cloud’s catches and he was having none of it

Damn, I was hoping cloud would win. Homie was playing it smart. Gathering food, building tree houses, avoiding conflict...and his energy was higher than everyone's, so he won his fights. This is why he was murdered in his sleep

“Ryu kills Cloud while he was sleeping, after they had snuggled together.” Damn, talk about a sleeper hold.

Let's goooooo just a reminder Coney that you can change death rate and arena traps in the "Options" button on the side if you wanna mix up or if sometimes the simulation is going too slow.

Morton Koopa is the only one without a transparent background, this makes him the strongest character in the running as he exhibits the ability to control matter as we know it. Classic Morton Koopa!

Cloud: "Women fear me, fish fear me, men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dares make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth."

14:30 I love to imagine Doc Louis buried in his grave but you can still hear his muffled complaining about the lack of chocolate.

The storytelling brings it together; these are far more entertaining than they have any right to be

Ken: The First Victim Sephiroth: The Pushover Lucas: The Unassuming Victim Luigi: The Victim of Fratricide Pichu: The Early Favorite Young Link: The Naive Medic Zelda: The Antagonist Doc: The Stubborn One Morton: The Simple-Minded Killer Sheik: The Assassin Snake: The Lousy Survivalist Mario: The Late Favorite Cloud: The Fisher King Dedede: The Brute Luma: The Protagonist Ryu: The Underdog

Luma devolved into some twisted mix of Two-Face and Rambo.

Honestly this would be an incredible series.

I feel like Smash Hunger Games should be a weekly or monthly thing for the stream.

If only Mario's brother, Dr. Mario, were here to treat that infection.

It's ironic that Ken would die first, only for Ryu to come out on top.

Holy fuck this scratches the CPUCS itch I’ve had for a while, please more

Ken dying first then Ryu going on a revenge streak is basically the Iliad retold

Dude this legits needs to become a new thing. They are so much fun and I'd love to see these with other games and characters. Doc's fate absolutely killed me

I love Ryu's theme playing at the end when he wins

Smash Bros is already dangerous, my best friend died at a smash tournament cause someone threw his controller at his head

THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

Being on stream for this one was a blast, chat hoped for the protagonist Luma to come on top, but Kirby had to fuck things up

I wonder if Coney will continue to stick to just the Smash character’s or if he’ll include characters that aren’t in the game in future.

Honestly I’m really glad this is looking like a potential staple series. Brantsteele was something I loved in the past and Coney’s energy captures it really well :)

Can we get an episode 3? This is so fun to watch!

“Oh god I’m loooooming!”-Loomer

When Ken died the satsui no hado takes over Ryu's body and mind

19:00 I feel like coney didn’t appreciate “luma looks at the night sky”

I hope this becomes an evergreen series. Great stuff. Thank you Coney

Cloud couldnt fish anymore, so he was waiting for his death. Ryu knew that, that Cloud wouldnt defend himself anymore, because Cloud wanted to die from another player before

I hope Luma wins, I think it would be hilarious to see how it acts when in most of games is just an npc/tool. ... I really don't care sharing my thoughts but I just wanna help with the CTA

We need a part 3 this is hilarious

Dude these videos are brilliant. I feel so invested in the arcs.

Can we please have more of this, this is awesome.

6:40 My guy Ness with the Sigma mentality

This should be a series. It's one of the best things to come from websurf

Please let this be a series

This simulation is proof that the Hunger Games could theoretically be real if the spectators were distanced enough from the rest of humanity that they would feel no remorse. There's something in us that finds enjoyment from fictional fights to the death specifically.

More of these please! Super entertaining!

"Cloud convices Ryu to snuggle with him" People who don't know:🙂 People who know:😨

Cloud got those enchantment books from fishing lmao

I would love to see more. I enjoyed this entire thing

Im so happy hearing the laventon theme in the intro dude

I really hope this becomes a series, this is so fire lol

Looking forward to hopefully see this be one a series and then eventually the hunger games between the champions

This is by far my favorite series you’ve started Coney, I freaking died laughing the whole time.

Duck hunt begged luma to kill him to harden luma's will to survive, and it nearly payed off

I need more of this, such an amazing game.

Sephiroth, Kirby and Bayo would only ones standing in a hunger game lol

This was so funny this should totally be a be a series!

I like how a lot of this gives them some pretty detailed plots Cloud started to get uncomfortable in his own skin and died while trying to embrace connection once again

Excellent video Coney, would love more Hunger Games.

Please keep doing these! I love this!!

Let’s go coney I loved it last time and I’m pumped to watch this

I need more of this series in my life

i love learning all this smash lore

I watch these hunger games videos so often theyre so funny

I love Ryu's ark in this he lost to kirby which emotionally scarred him but he wanted revenge so hard that he killed his friend in the end

OH BOY. Lol, I'm never gonna get tired of this.

Congrats on 70k CONEY! Keep up the great work!

This had me laughing the entire time. Thanks coney this was awesome.

Laventon's theme is a really good Coney song lol

We need more of this

these are so good, plz i need more bro

the brant steel stuff is one of my favorite things you have done on the channel so far.

kirby was playing 4D chess "I know I'm not gonna win this so I'll spare you Ryu, but you must WIN!"

I could literally watch a hundred of these

These are hilarious, would not mind you doing these semi regularly.

RYU UPSETS OUR TORTURED ANTIHERO PROTAGONIST!! VILLAINS WIN AGAIN!!! Also Dedede sparing Snake because he let him into his shelter is the greatest continuity

My prediction is district two link literally doesn't lose fights and there's two of him

YES HUNGER GAMES I LOVE YOU CONEY THANK YOU FOR CONTINUING THIS

Ah yes, notorious best friends Cloud and Sephiroth. Cloud just can't get Sephiroth out of his head.

Spent a day catching up on Coney content and went to watch a vid after.... It was weird not having him pause and chime in lmaoo

Best series yet

This is some of the best content I’ve seen in a long while. Coney’s videos are always great, but god damn

Already got the Legends Arceus music in the videos; great pick, it works well with the style!

Lucas and Morton just mesh with each other so well for no reason it's so funny

luma being the harvey dent of this was so funny to me

Love this keep it going

This is a great segment, I hope this is an ongoing thing for a while

I really hope this becomes a series.

The Luma development. Trying to get strawberries for rosa getting shouted at and leaving. Sparing morton’s life and then morton going after rosa to gain revenge for luma and then them all getting into a fight and luma finishing what it started :O.

I could use one of these every day

You should do this with Smash players.

King Dedede was on a pacifist run until Kirby showed him the rush of killing. Dedede ended up killing his partner and was eventually killed by his own thirst for blood.

this is such good content

It would be cool to see these events happen in the game and show it in the video

Yayyy I love this, thanks Coney :))

PLEASE do more of these XD

I’d love to see his take on this but with other series and franchises. I used to do these simulations back in the day and it’s honestly so amusing

The FFT Zodiac/Older Man's death sound gets me every time.

My fav characters remain evil mastermind Zelda and her conflicted personal executioner, Sheik, but Cloud was an unexpected fav this time for how he only wanted to fish and cuddle but would slaughter anyone who interrupted him. Honestly these are super great and I love seeing this simulator again, it brings back so many memories! Morton and Lucas 4ever!