“If no one died war would be hilarious” -An actual quote from my 4th semester college English teacher. Edit: I tell more stories about the teacher in the replies to this comment. It is there. Edit #2: Very well, logged on to my computer to I don't have to type this on my phone. Lets go: So the dude comes from the City of Hamilton, Canada (this will be important later) in which if you need to know what the place is like he puts it as "a terrible place to raise a family but an amazing place to buy a cheap house and high quality drugs." Anyways, he has this younger cousin that works in Vegas as bouncer. The thing is he's the dude the Casino brings out when the person or people causing the disturbance do not come to their senses. Essentially, a normal bouncer will come up to you and ask you to leave. If you do not, a second bouncer will come up to you as well. At this point a small man (usually under 5 ft) comes out of a back room with a fairly hefty entourage to confront the person. It should be noted that this dude usually has a fair amount of cuts and scrapes on him. If all else fails, my professors cousin is then called on the scene. One week, my professor is in the area and his cousin (who he is really close too) invites him into the casino and chill in the backroom where he waits to be called on. It's pretty much a dimmly lit room where he watches movies all day and becuase of it has better film knowledge than almost anyone you will ever meet. I mean, he's literally seen every movie pretty well. Anyways, my professor's visit happened to coincide with a massive college football tournament/playoff (doesn't really matter) taking place in Vegas and the winning club chose the casino he was at as their celebration playground. Needless to say, young football players high on victory and Vegas don't mix well and some of them begin to get a little too routy. After going through the order of people as described earlier my professor's cousin is called out. My professor follows him out and takes a vantage point on a balcony above the room. That night he witnessed his cousin end the football careers of 5 guys, messed them up that bad. Anyways a couple months go by and my professor gets a phone call from his cousin saying they've made a movie about the whole fiasco, and apparently (although I have not found evidence to back this up) they have Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson or someone like him casted to play him. My professor asks him how he feels about it and his cousin responds "the guy they got to play me is way too small." So that's one story. It's rather funny because my professor said that when they were kids he used to bet up on his cousin all the time. As you can imagine anyone living in that kind of position probably has some shady back story and you'd absolutely be right. So apparently, my profssor's cousin (who I will start refering to as Dave because I hate typing that out "my professors cousin" everytime) is not allowed back into Canada or has some kind of police record. TL;DR: Dave needs to stay on the low. Anyways, Dave is visiting my professor here in Canada and they're driving through one of the cities here one night in my professors small car (if you need reminding, Dave is an absolute unit). As their driving down one of the streets this guy in a pickup truck starts tailgating them and honking. Dave is quick to anger (as you could imagine) so my professor (who is driving) tries talking him back down. Eventually they pull up to a stop light and the guy in the pickup truck tosses a drink at them. This puts Dave over the edge. This hunk of a man emerges from the car and starts making his way toward the truck. The guy in the truck presumably shitting his pants quickly rolls up his window and locks the door. Dave walks up to the truck, punches through the windshield, grabs the guy, and pulls him through the windshield dislocating his shoulder in the process. Dave then starts pounding the guy on the truck hood. My professor, absolutely horrified the police may show up jumps out of the car and yells "felony!" The red mist in Dave's eye begins to clear and he slowly takes the guy whom he is easily holding in one hand and is in complete shock over to their car and puts him the back seat. They then drive him to the hospital where an ER nurse asked what happened. My professor says the guy hit a deer and the guy who is on a strecher shakes his head in aggreeance as Dave casually death stares him. Needless to say Dave left pretty soon after but the police where never notified. So getting back to the part where my professor is originally from Hamilton, there are a lot of interesting stories there as well. For starters: he attended the first high school in Canada that was directly attached to a Police Station. This is easily explained as one time they played floor hockey in the gym in the dark by soaking tennis balls in kerosene and lighting them on fire. Anyways, when he was younger he lived across the street from this guy that nobody liked. Your stereotypical Nickolodean villian that keeps all the kids toys that end up in his yard. To get back at him my professor and his friends decided to remove a gaint wasps nest from the side of his house and lock it in the guys car. To accomplish this my professor dressed himself in a few layers of winter jackets, hockey goaltender equipment, and a snowmobile helmet (it's the middle of July btw), took a hockey stick and knocked the nest into a garbage bage. During the telling of the story he said "if you ever get the chance, hold a garbage bag full of angry wasps; you feel like God." After a few good shakes, he tosses the bag in the car and he and his friends wait. As you can imagine the wasps begin to conjugate on the windows of the car and when the guy returned, expecting it to be them went back inside his house and pulled out a powerwasher and began spraying down the inside of his car without being stung. It should be noted that a few months later the guy was let of on murder charges after he had shot an attempted burglar while this guy was trying to climb to the upstairs window of their neighbours house. Anyways, there are more believe it or not but I think it is a good place to stop for now. Cheers all!

_"ELI GET OUT OF THE ROAD!"_ Eli: * bleeding out, watching as whole life flashes before his eyes *

I think I quite enjoyed war personally

"Suppressing fire!!" "SHUT THE FRICK UP!!!" made me laugh so much and it's just a minute and a half in

6:00 “I’m gamer leaning!” “That’s just purple GFuel” Why did I laugh so hard at this?

this game is called "Hell Let Loose" for anyone wondering

"This is Hot Dog 7, over." Got to be a whole other level of patriotism right there.

The dirtiest thing about this game is you feel you’re about to pull the dirtiest and nastiest flank known to man kind but you get one tapped from behind across the map

Imagine you're in world war II. You've watched each and every single one of your squad mates die You're the last survivor. This is your final deployment but do you even want to go back? War has changed and scarred you for life You don't know what it means not to be in war. Suddenly a Canadian ally runs up to you holding a shovel and he says "hey we're going to get a bunch of guys together and have a shovel fight to the death when to join" You've never said yes to something faster in your life

Steven Spielberg was inspired by us to make Saving Private Ryan

"Nothing but ear problems and PTSD" My grandpa: "That there's _my_ grandson"

7:14 The German saying "What is Uber?" Cracked me up 🤣

"I hate democracy" Roleplaying the Germans a bit too hard there, Smii7y.

“Corporal Tucker.” “WHAT?!” “Fuck you.” * gets shot & dies * This scene has to be the most hilarious by far. Those last words are amazing.

Oh man. I love how Tucker understands "I will never leave a fallen comrade" better than half of my battle buddies at BCT did.

14:02 the spectacle of three soldiers beating a tank with shovels while it yells "HEY! STOP HITTING ME!" is just 😌👌

Man, I remember my grandfather telling me stories like this from the war, shovel fights were a rare privilege saved largely for officers

I just want to see Smii7y and his friends actually be extras in a war movie, I want to see warzone strats in ww2 by Smii7y

9:30 "OH, ya boi just got a headshot-AUUGH"

2:30 COME ON he set you up for the best come back "i cant wait to get home and see your wife and kids"!

Man I saw the stream ages ago and was wondering when the video on this would be out xD

Bruh, imagine if Matt was in this session, it would’ve been NUTS😂

4:44 imagine dying like that in the actual war

10:00 POV: You are a mythical being destined to save the world

Man the fact that he laughed at everything makes my day 100% better Edit: thank you guys for the likes I’ve been going through depression lately this means so much to me 😊

(Smii7y): "An enemy threw a crazy grenade and it landed next to us..." Even Smii7y considers himself a danger to his enemies as well as both himself and his friends. 😂🤣

11:54 had me rolling on the ground that was just perfect timing

7:05 this clip is one of the best I've seen in this whole goddamn game

Imagine you're in the trenches during world war II. Enemies are approaching, comrades and friends are literally getting shot around you. And in the distance, you just hear this exchange 1:12

"War is hell" - Everyone, including Smiity

8:38 Possibly one of the greatest “spur of the moment” parodies I’ve ever heard.

4:51 He said "right there" and get's the "over theeeeeere" Achievement :D

“WAR IS HELL” Yes Smii7y, war is hell

i love how everytime he dies he screams on the top of his lungs "Hey everybody fo- **screams in terror** "

16:00 "OH NO OH SHI-" **everybody dies**

13:42 Kim Jung Boom😂

10:07 "Hey you! Your finally awake!"

0:07 "where are you guys right now?" here, there, and over there

13:50 THAT PART HAD ME LOSING IT LMAAAOOOO

1:34 one of the most convincing "cover me" demands I've ever heard in my life.

3:20 "that american had his last white picket fence"

6:12 that's like real smoke wtf

15:35 Travis Scott concerts be like

1:10 I laughed so much I started crying

"Kobe, be with me!" - Smii7y fighting in 1940 WW2

7:51 “There are like 20 germans..” While holding the kar98

1:40 dude on the lmg is going hard af

8:44 war in a nut shell

2:10 "proceeds to use killa queen to dominate"

Mumbo number 5 joke had me in stitches!

How can anyone not like this video. The beginning is pure and utter chaos I love it 😂

5:46 i can't stop laughing!!! Hahahahah

3:35 that was the softest warcry I've ever heard

10:23 ''I just witnessed like 4 of our teammates get annihilated'' (laughs)

I love these 4 as a group. and this game was unbelievably entertaining to watch :)

10:53 that ford joke was so left field for me I spat out Sprite all over my monitors

This is hilarious lol I loved when the squib dude screamed

0:27 “I’M KEEPING MY AUDIO FULLY UP FOR FᵘLL IMMERSION”

2:00 I swear I heard him say "ALLAHUAKBAR"

9:00 Robot Mr. Krabs

The "eughhh!!!!" sound smiii7y makes when he dies got me laughin bruh

It was brilliant fun when my friend pointed out you were in the same game as us. Makes the video a little more special, cheers for the laughs lads! Walking Flæshlight and Lord Walrus says hello.

ELI GET OUT OF THE ROAD! meanwhile Eli: "bleeding to death,chocking,suffocating watching his life disappear

I remember back when Medal of Honor and Call of Duty never allowed us to unload the clip and reload a new one in the M1 Garand. Times have changed. It's so beautiful now

Coming home from school. And then seeing him posting. Man. The timing

1:20 for your information he said "I FUCKING HATE IT" your welcome

“Cabbage Field” needs to be a part of the minus channel. It’s so good!

I adore these actually funny and cool online interactions with other random players they got, it’s so awesome when you can get grouped with fun people like that and not toxic, overly serious, mean people

yess more of my fav youtubers playing hell let loose, this game is a gem. Way too underrated

14:23 you can see the grenade on the left side of the tank at first i thought it was an enemy bazooka

4:14 Nah brah that's just the Zyzz pose.

9:26 this is the part where the narrator would say “that transport was not theirs”

These intros are always god tier. Anyways, donate to #TeamSeas

No joke as soon as he said "I'm keeping my audio fully up for immersion" a hecking helicopter flew by overhead. Intense as heck out here bois

13:25 was the funniest for me

“ELI GET OUT OF THE ROAD” “He’s fricking dead” had me dying from laughter

2:25 " I cant wait to see my wife and kids" 5 seconds later he gets gunned down

Note for those wondering, the real song SMii7Y was humming at 8:37 is "Mambo No. 5", by Lou Bega (Great song by the way)

“War is not fun” has shovel fight

When Smitty said "Hey I know you just got blown up to half a body, but can you still build that thing or no?" I laughed so hard I choked on my rockstar for 5 minutes straight😂

I love how all the boys are just like "Yeah shovel fight!" like they already on the same wavelength.

4:06 it was done with the right hand not the left

13:46 no a better joke would’ve been “ I know you are only half of who you used to be, but can you still build that thing?”

8:31 imagine you hear your ally shouting that

14:34 due to the amount of people on the stream the guy probably is getting viewers now. But the question is, who gave him attention? Smiity, the replier, or horse? Horse

I don't know what's going on...but I'm enjoying every second of it! Love the chaos Smii7y and his friends bring!

10:23 irl at war, handful of teammates get blown up, Smitty like “AYOOOO LMAOOO” 😭😂

3:03 "If we're on the german side" *Speaks in russian accent"

13:01 That "Fuck you" on beat lol

My friends showed me this game months ago and I fell in love with it! So happy to see my favorite KZfaq play it!!

13:32 "ay I know you kinda like half dead if not already, but uhhh... think you could still work?" Sounds like my job when I'm sick

The trucks have the 'your finally awake' vibes

I like how SMii7Y Throws the grenade and when it lands you hear him say "Oh No..." like he didn't know he will die 😂

4:20 are they fighting Voldemort or did Smii7y just forget Hitler…

I love this game! Can’t get enough of this game

I would love to see more of this on the channel

I need a compilation of whatever noise Smitty makes when he dies in this game!

Toothpick in his mouth; "War, war never changes. Man just keeps killing each other in more intricate and horrifying ways." - Tucker Boner, excerpt from 'The Chronicle of The First Lunar War'.

This reminds me of old days when I use to play COD. Good old days...

The "When i was back home i ones had a bratwurst" got me dead🌭 7:06