How Not To Defend Yourself | Idiots Present
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Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
John Hennigan // / johnhennigan
Peter Ditzler // / peter.ditzler
Heidi Ha // / ha.its.heidi
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Selina Garcia
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@smosh Жыл бұрын
DID YOU THINK WE WERE JOKING ABOUT THAT MERCH? Peter, I swear to god. amazon.com/smosh
@clinicallys4ne Жыл бұрын
can’t wait to be poor after spending all of my money on this! peter swear to god.
@shelbydont Жыл бұрын
The truly smartest business move y’all ever made was releasing this shirt just in time for me to get paid. Clearly an intentional move just for me ❤️
@ShelbyZealand Жыл бұрын
Is this going to be available on the Smosh store, too?
@willseymour8018 Жыл бұрын
I'm not even into buying people's merchandise, but I was hoping this shirt would become a thing.
@myspaceycookie1852 Жыл бұрын
The way I was abt to comment saying yall should make "I swear to god Peter" merch😭😭
@benjatatafasa3105 Жыл бұрын
The actual shock and horror when Shayne and Amanda realize the bottles aren't empty.🤣
@darthvidar-spiller5343 Жыл бұрын
I got shocked too.
@E3N_Bierski Жыл бұрын
Then they still beat the shit out of him, literally kicked a man when he was already down 😅
@bolobolognese Жыл бұрын
Yeah, they had a whole Alec Baldwin situation there!
@CaseyS93 Жыл бұрын
@@bolobolognese this comment wth! Was not expecting that 😂
@mariusplumim4193 Жыл бұрын
Blue means it's just training spray. I would have sprayed it just for fun into the audience the second I'd got this
@KaiTGB Жыл бұрын
It'd be funny to do a psychology idiots present and have Shayne and Kimmy actually use their degrees for once and see how much they remember
@taylorl.3280 Жыл бұрын
They have to diagnose characters with disorders and recommend treatments
@nicknickknack Жыл бұрын
@@taylorl.3280 no but imagine them diagnosing their coworkers 😭
@rockymegaman8496 Жыл бұрын
Yoooooo, yes. This needs to happen!!!!
@NotReallyJabu05 Жыл бұрын
@@nicknickknack nooo 😭😭
@faeri_ Жыл бұрын
@@nicknickknackit’s all written like a case study and then they come up with a diagnosis and the next slide is the name of the diagnosis and the staff member who has it (if they’re open about talking about it only!) and then open a dialogue with them. It would be a BOMB video for a BetterHelp ad break.
@daniel.s.ferreira Жыл бұрын
Smosh just casually busting out John Hennigan all of a sudden? Priceless. I swear to god, Peter.
@steezlyweasley Жыл бұрын
Johnny Smosh Pit
@Ornacea Жыл бұрын
@@steezlyweasley Johnny Chosen
@uria2001 Жыл бұрын
Im still a fan of Johnny Mundo
@wolf870626 Жыл бұрын
John Hennigan a.k.a John Morrison Johnny Nitro Johnny Blaze Johnny Spade Johnny Superstar Johnny Onyx Johnny Mundo Johnny Blackcraft Johnny Impact Johnny Elite Johnny Progress Johnny Game Changer Johnny Fusion And now Johnny Ass Throat 😂
@Stoughnerknows Жыл бұрын
I wonder how much they paid him to appear
@emilyroe5342 Жыл бұрын
Amanda’s reaction to realizing they made merch of her quote is so pure
@NicTubeVids Жыл бұрын
I hope to see more merch of future Amanda quotes, she's a GOAT.
@Rougarou99 Жыл бұрын
@NTV Wanna see me pop a dinger? Pop!
@Flikanik Жыл бұрын
Shayne and Amanda could talk about random stuff for an hour and I would still listen. Their ability to make anything interesting is superb.
@nataliadowner3896 Жыл бұрын
YESS!!!
@janaloff Жыл бұрын
right!?
@Magnetar_Haunt Жыл бұрын
I mean, I never thought I’d watch over an hour of Lego building, then Shane’s solo stream happened lol.
@silverfang9578 Жыл бұрын
Well guess what…
@thespankmyfrank Жыл бұрын
And now they've got a podcast together! Yay!
@RacheltheRad Жыл бұрын
Shayne being completely out of breath after watching the mayor beat the shit out of Peter is amazing
@AscendedXSaiyan Жыл бұрын
He was already blown up just beating the shit outta Peter 😂
@ItalyIlaria Жыл бұрын
I swear to God, Peter deserves a raise. I don't know how much you guys give him, but he deserves a raise.
@olivervazquez7237 Жыл бұрын
Peter Peter?
@TheLoudMute Жыл бұрын
This is the best episode of Idiots Presents ever, so far. I hope Peter is okay cause I swear to God Peter...
@_archieee Жыл бұрын
The Tall Woman Tiny Man and Tall Woman Gay (non-derogatory) Man episodes are my favourites 😂 (although it might just be because Amanda is iconic)
@m1s73rh5 Жыл бұрын
I love that they got a pro wrestler, and it wasn't Kimmy's husband
@AscendedXSaiyan Жыл бұрын
To be fair he's probably doing a tour of Japan
@MegaJman2009 Жыл бұрын
Honestly it all happened so fast that at first glance, I thought it was just Shane in a black wig 😅😅😅
@leocitywrestling7029 Жыл бұрын
What you talkin about, Shayne's right there
@MegaJman2009 Жыл бұрын
@@leocitywrestling7029 are you talking to me? I'm talking about kimmys husband Shane
@leocitywrestling7029 Жыл бұрын
@@MegaJman2009 Yes which Shayne played and was the Ultimate Shane
@amayakhler1551 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Smosh got John goddamn Morrison to assail their coworker. Just when I thought the tall girl small boy duo couldn't get anymore entertaining.
@SamuelDuplessis12 Жыл бұрын
John is such a safe worker too so glad they chose him.
@26musiclover Жыл бұрын
*tall girl tiny man 😂😂😂
@ukab1 Жыл бұрын
agreed
@KingSkeletor Жыл бұрын
I wouldve given anything for John Hennigan to be billed as "Johnny Smosh" for this episode
@theodelacruz2799 Жыл бұрын
Very on brand, very on gimmick. Johnny Smosh is all Smosh'd up.
@xxyipyipxx4598 Жыл бұрын
i was expecting it it would have been great
@donrightgaming1455 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@MaverickJackJohnson Жыл бұрын
A real missed opportunity.
@trehansley4542 Жыл бұрын
Apparently it should have been Johnny slam town 😂
@darthvidar-spiller5343 Жыл бұрын
''I smell like crap, give me your money!'' Peter Ditzler 2023
@jeffhappens1 Жыл бұрын
He is the best! Please have more of Peter!!!
@darthvidar-spiller5343 Жыл бұрын
@@jeffhappens1 Yes!
@janaloff Жыл бұрын
shayne being piggy-backed by amanda is wonderful😂
@InsignificantNick Жыл бұрын
Their actual stunned reactions to John were great!
@SamuelDuplessis12 Жыл бұрын
As they should, Morrison is nuts.
@r.f.switch5847 Ай бұрын
@@SamuelDuplessis12 He literally spider-man climbed the Elimination Chamber. Like, he's absurdly skilled
@tyffaneelavely8087 Жыл бұрын
I love the dynamic between Amanda and Peter. It's always so damn funny. Also, GREAT choice putting Amanda and Shayne together. They both are that chaotic hilarious.
@tyffaneelavely8087 Жыл бұрын
Cool. Wasn't expecting likes. I guess it makes sense that people would agree with this tho 😄
@TheAaronpbg Жыл бұрын
"I swear to God, Peter" always makes me laugh so hard 😂
@professorchiefington7691 Жыл бұрын
Man I love that peters role gets more involved with these every time 🤣🤣something about it makes it that much better
@heatherfeather7199 Жыл бұрын
I especially like his involvement in “Let’s Do This!”
@erandielizabethmadrigalang7541 11 ай бұрын
Waaaait!!! I just rewatched this, and this is the first time I noticed that "Chimpanzee fear" being created. I thought he only did it off camera, but men, this is GENIUS!!!!
@alexandrasaldivar8304 4 ай бұрын
Omg me too that’s crazy
@nickhobbs2755 Жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd be jealous of Peter, but everything changed when John Morrison entered the set
@cesaru3619 Жыл бұрын
Who the helll is John Morrison?
@WatchingYourNethers Жыл бұрын
@@cesaru3619I think they meant James Madison.
@Eman001 Жыл бұрын
@@cesaru3619 He's a professional wrestler. He wrestled for WWE for example.
@supercolby5871 Жыл бұрын
John hennigan
@juliferrerboix3127 Жыл бұрын
Same, my friend
@emilymorgan1994 Жыл бұрын
we should ALL be terrified of Selina
@snozwanger760 Жыл бұрын
Terrified, yet attracted.
@AlexandriaSimos Жыл бұрын
gotta keep an eye out for seliner
@leocitywrestling7029 Жыл бұрын
wasnt she dead?
@justine11012 Жыл бұрын
Definitely thought she was the one who’s gonna beat up Peter lol
@A13q Жыл бұрын
"Rise and shine turd cutter, I'm here to bring the pain and leave a Peter-shaped stain" has got to be the best thing I've heard
@JessicaDraves Жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about that crazy flip John did over Peter!? That was insane!!! This was a great episode!!! More of the Shayne and Amanda show 😊
@MrSkerpentine 4 ай бұрын
He’s a real experienced wrestler
@michaelday4799 Жыл бұрын
i see shayne and amanda and already know this is going to be incredible
@clarawebster02468 Жыл бұрын
shayne and amandas absolute shock at johns appearance was beautiful
@SamuelDuplessis12 Жыл бұрын
Of course if Morrison came out of nowhere in front of you you'd be shocked too.
@AscendedXSaiyan Жыл бұрын
@@SamuelDuplessis12 To be fair he announced himself before he came out
@sapnu-puaS69 Жыл бұрын
8:05 "and let's make him a nice little sushi burrito!" "Little burrito, yeay!" I love how they match each other energy so well and will immediately hop on the other's bullshit They are hilarious and I would watch something like this for hours
@marissamason596 Жыл бұрын
Amanda and Shayne we're the perfect duo for this. I also love Peter and Amanda's friendship it's hilarious
@austinclements8010 Жыл бұрын
theyre husband and wife xD i think
@marissamason596 Жыл бұрын
They're not she got married not that long ago and it's not Peter
@briwinans8311 Жыл бұрын
@@austinclements8010 I believe that she is married to an architect. Her and Peter are just friends and people like to ship them lol
@erased_gamer Жыл бұрын
I was not expecting seeing John Morrison. That caught me off guard, and the self defense presentation was so freakin funny LMAOOOOO
@LennayK Жыл бұрын
Now Johnny Smosh is canon. What a good day
@JønathønJeffries Жыл бұрын
Legit horror on their faces when they realized the pepper spray wasn't empty, and John makes a cameo to beat the crap out of someone. Best video.
@lindseysharon259 Жыл бұрын
I swear to god Peter…. you’re a really good sport. Thanks for being insane.
@FaTerokiMenra Жыл бұрын
Before I saw the "Idiots Present" subtitle I thought this was somehow two episodes of Let's Do This! back to back. Glad to see Idiots Present return!
@Bubaiel Жыл бұрын
Same
@corinnewist3824 Жыл бұрын
Shayne: “You need to be feeling perpetual anxiety and stress” Me: Done
@freshjellybaby Жыл бұрын
"Let's get more shots of you just beating up Peter" has got to be some kind of HR violation.
@kieljohntoons Жыл бұрын
This is an S Tier Video. Shayne and Amanda's duo is very funny. We need more like this. 😂😂
@ah447 Жыл бұрын
Smosh hasn't had an s tier video in 7 years
@izzayy_ Жыл бұрын
@@ah447smosh isn’t that bad, you’re just bitter that you’ve grown up and the world has gotten worse. let people have their fun please
@Mack10011 6 ай бұрын
and thus, smosh mouth was born
@POWpineapples Жыл бұрын
Someone other than Shayne got a quote on a shirt?!? This is epic! LOVED Amanda’s genuine reaction to seeing her merch!
@robertpratt6651 Жыл бұрын
Zoe’s like “another day at the office” face the entire time
@wolfiboi8726 Жыл бұрын
watching this after the last idiots present is a treat, he really planned this out for months. shout out the chimpanzees
@sydneymitrecic Жыл бұрын
The complete realization, shock, and horror when they actually sprayed Peter was incredible! I hope it was just water to freak them out though, poor Peter.
@Kinghonker420 11 ай бұрын
“Quiet! I bet she can hear us!” “She could hear them” Insanely underrated joke 😂😂
@rachelstanger6079 10 ай бұрын
He was so projecting there lmao
@DryBones271 Жыл бұрын
Shayne and Amanda are the ultimate insane duo.
@danielleanteliz6948 Жыл бұрын
I love Amanda's reaction to the fact that they made merch out of one of her bits😊 amazing!
@Howiiee97 Жыл бұрын
This has potential to be like the Eric Andre Show and im all for it
@LuckyStone888 Жыл бұрын
Heidi is an untapped talent of Smosh.
@mvwinf Жыл бұрын
did shayne just finally confirm how he actually broke his ankle?
@TheAfterGod-xh4xn Жыл бұрын
YES HE DID
@RobinDale50 Жыл бұрын
At this point, I liken it to the Joker's explanation of his scars in Dark Knight. Every time he tells it, it's a different story.
@darthvidar-spiller5343 Жыл бұрын
@@RobinDale50 It is.
@SmoshedbyIckyrus Жыл бұрын
This is like the 3rd of 4th story he's said so probably not
@3d-pro Жыл бұрын
Yup. It's happened during sponsored video. (Garena: Free Fire) You can actually see him just suddenly gone in the other half of that video. That's why they don't say what's going on for real for a long time.
@itsauguste Жыл бұрын
"Tall Girl, Little Man" made me spit out my drink holy crap
@blooms454 Жыл бұрын
Stop Amanda's parents just dying laughing was so cute 😂 Also omg was that actual pepper spray?? Is Peter okay????? (EDIT) WHEN JOHN CAME OUT I SCREAMED
@Mack10011 6 ай бұрын
1. those are actually zoe's parents! it says so in the desc 2. it was training pepper spray, you can tell because of the blue
@daltonhosford5135 Жыл бұрын
Shayne and Amanda are people I could listen to for hours on end😂 the absolute comedic GOLD “…I flame munched him” 😂😂😂
@Atia.M Жыл бұрын
I adore how the "peter i swear to god." joke has turned into merch, its my favorite long running joke.
@lIlzerolIll Жыл бұрын
Man, I miss John Morrison.. one of the most talented wrestlers for sure
@qiqueqiqi Жыл бұрын
Truly
@DoozieDoodle Жыл бұрын
He's still wrestling in MLW and is gonna be in a boxing match at Creator Clash 2
@Burstify Жыл бұрын
Johnny Nitro/ John Morrison/John Hennigan
@harrison4409 Жыл бұрын
I watched Peter get pepper sprayed and Shayne and Amanda’s reactions over and over again lmao
@wstine79 Жыл бұрын
How could hiding in your bed protect you from JOHNNY SMOSH PIT?
@bobbislaughter Жыл бұрын
Love the chaos lol, but why do I need an Amanda and Shayne improv bedtime story for real!??
@arbsan8366 Жыл бұрын
I swear to GAWD Shayne and Amanda are too hilarious together 🤣🤣
@lonelyteapot858 9 ай бұрын
Shaynes chimpanzee setup is fucking amazing
@sydneymitrecic Жыл бұрын
Everyone's reaction to the freaking wrestler/parkour guy was priceless! Shayne looked mortified and impressed😂
@TyrannoLime Жыл бұрын
“He tried to go for the Munch, and I flame Munched him” -Amanda Lehan-Canto 2023
@isais207 Жыл бұрын
It has been confirmed - Shayne did break his ankle in that parkour video. I mean, we all knew it, but still...
@Fynne. Жыл бұрын
“Another flop by Shayne from Icarly”-Peter
@joshualockhart5008 Жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see Smosh and John Hennigan cross over
@r.f.switch5847 12 күн бұрын
You mean Johnny Smosh, right?
@joshualockhart5008 12 күн бұрын
@@r.f.switch5847 can't believe I made such a careless mistake 😭
@Hey_marshmallow Жыл бұрын
The excitement of Shayne after Peter gets tossed on the ground looked like he turned back into a 10 year old lol.
@master_ace Жыл бұрын
Ah yes the duo we all wanted - loud and louder
@joshjucutan Жыл бұрын
It's moments like the pepper spray that give me trust issues 😂😂😂
@Ann-Abel 8 ай бұрын
This is actually so funny to watch after watching the zoo animals one from just the introduction alone.
@el-ti8gd 9 ай бұрын
Tall woman little man are such a dynamic duo
@TrueBornLeak Жыл бұрын
Every time I see Shayne just take a squared up stance when the dude strums the guitar, I die laughing
@obriengaming Жыл бұрын
The Screaming Amazement of Shayne when John Hennigan began taking Peter to Slamtown. He is great wrestler too and funny af
@criticallol3039 Жыл бұрын
"He tried to go for the munch and I Flame Munched him." Sent me and everyone else there
@bungeegum0128 Жыл бұрын
John Morrison on Smosh?! What in the multiverse is going on omg
@dolphin_of_death9344 8 ай бұрын
12:12 Ian's face when he remembers that this is his company letting this happen
@AbsentHumans Жыл бұрын
Smosh + pro wrestlers is always a godly combo.
@aoi394 Жыл бұрын
Peter is such a good sport omg. Every part of this was incredible. Well done :)
@SystemShock16 Жыл бұрын
Always love these videos as they are so creative and very brilliant as a video Idea 💡
@AlexPrevost Жыл бұрын
I swear to god, Peter, you are god’s gift to humanity.
@randymarsh2478 Жыл бұрын
this was absolutely hilarious !! shayne and amanda are so good !!! they could talk for hours on end and i wouldn't be bored
@migi8840 Жыл бұрын
this series already feels like a fever dream and that was before john hennigan even came out
@Vodka4MyLlamas Жыл бұрын
Now I need to see Courtney Freakin’ Miller vs. John Hennigan
@trinity31409 Жыл бұрын
Peter now knows how Shane feels when Kimmy is feeling affectionate. I would love to see her back in videos. However, I applaud her decision to branch out.
@laurahamilton8868 Жыл бұрын
Did Kimmy leave smosh?
@trinity31409 Жыл бұрын
@@laurahamilton8868 From other comments I have seen it sounds like Kimmy is working behind the scenes more now. I do not know exactly what. Other people keep up to date through IG, Twitter, and subscription only content where something must have been shared.
@meaghangiovanni3145 Жыл бұрын
"He tried to go for the munch.." I didn't take Amanda for an Ice Spice fan but I love it
@LMR23 Жыл бұрын
I still think it would be fun to see Peter take on Damien in some mini golf based on what Peter had said in the Idiots Present Damien did about exorcism.
@Kungpowbeats Жыл бұрын
Amanda absolutely staring at Jon's abs in shock at the end 😂
@LangyMD Жыл бұрын
This was truly epic. Just truly one of the best episodes from Smosh I've ever seen.
@jordannrussell9378 Жыл бұрын
I need a constant stream of these please! So great!
@Logancampbell113 Жыл бұрын
Shayne and Amanda are a goated duo
@tylerlzr7554 Жыл бұрын
If a wrestler comes out and beats the crap out of you, I swear to god, Peter
@TheGsharpMajor Жыл бұрын
amanda piggybacking shayne is the funniest thing ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@shut4922 Жыл бұрын
This is by far the best show Smosh has
@jackrussel999 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Amanda so touched and excited for the merch was so wholesome
@damienvillalovos Жыл бұрын
Ain’t no way John Morrison just casually does a moonsault 😭😭😭
@Negromancer1reapalot Жыл бұрын
Ain’t no way John Morrison doesn’t just casually do moonsaults. That’s his main thing
@patrickaandro Жыл бұрын
Of course he does
@knlei1 Жыл бұрын
Ez if you train
@Chrisisplays Жыл бұрын
PARKOUR!
@DoozieDoodle Жыл бұрын
@@knlei1 they make it look easy but it takes many years of training
@Angel-yi2ww Жыл бұрын
So good, so funny! I love this series ❤️
@TuanLeJr Жыл бұрын
Easily the best episode of this series and possibly the craziest and one of the most unhinged videos on this channel!
@Fujjums Жыл бұрын
Peter has a very real chance at a future as a pro-wrestler after that performance
@smugboi_ Жыл бұрын
That was nuts. I can't honestly believe I saw this Just crazy shit at Smosh since the acquisition by Mythical. I LOVE it.
@4kHahafire Жыл бұрын
i love at the end of the video "Let's get more shots of you just beating up Peter" 😭😭😭
@LatinoLoki Жыл бұрын
Everything was amazing but Amanda’s genuine surprise at end was so wholesome
@lalabear6 Жыл бұрын
Gosh I love these so much! I can't wait for Chanse and Angela to get paired with each other!
@aj2766 Жыл бұрын
Dang Hennigen getting ready for creator clash lol
@RalvA101 9 ай бұрын
Peter truly is a gold nugget in the smosh crew
@shinuchislegend Жыл бұрын
Lets goooo! Chaotic randomness improv I'm here for it! Also a special guest like that is awesome! I hope that you guys mix up the people for these events like pair Olivia and Spencer for 1, that would be hilarious!
@potatomatop9326 Жыл бұрын
How to not defend yourself: stand up like Ashley while Leon shoots you in the face with a rocket launcher with infinite ammo.
@gokulnair Жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
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