White Crusty Dogs Should Be Illegal
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2 жыл бұрынIs sex BORING? Should all crusty white dogs be ENDED? The honorable Judge Jackie shall hear and decide in HOT TAKE COURT!
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CAST
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // / filmingamanda
CREW
Director: Ryan Finnerty and Patrick McDonald
Written By: Patrick McDonald, Jeremy Elder, Courtney Miller, Shayne Topp, Damien Haas, Jackie Uweh, and Amanda Lehan-Canto
Editor: Mike Small
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Heidi Ha
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Vida Robbins
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Assistant Art Director: Dillon Ramage
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Wardrobe: Katie Workman
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
GFX: Winton Foulds
Content Manager: Lizzy Jones
Stage Manager: David Hill
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@Brushimitsu 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne being on the verge of breaking character is one of the funniest things in Smosh
@darthvidar-spiller5343 2 жыл бұрын
Yes it is!
@--Danni-- 2 жыл бұрын
His constant state of being lmao
@KevinHwoarang 2 жыл бұрын
I was not ready for Shayne at all.
@CupOfThea97 2 жыл бұрын
@@KevinHwoarang omg me neither lol. i was giggling so much x3
@emilystark8293 2 жыл бұрын
@Taylor Moltedo pretty sure it’s just an amendment to his contract now
@streamcity5859 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Muffins needs to be a permanent character for Shayne for here on out. Right next to the dumpster wizard 😂
@BKaitsuki 2 жыл бұрын
Every Crusty eyed white dog Ever
@FreezerBurn 2 жыл бұрын
Yesss! I rewatched his depressing crusty white dog monologue like ten times
@Chase31899 2 жыл бұрын
This might be his best character, to date.
@sentientplant9658 2 жыл бұрын
the Dumpster Wizard's dog
@InvisibleHotdog 2 жыл бұрын
He's not crusty enough, gotta be crustier
@mitriroy 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie: "we are not eating eagles, they are protected" Damien: "they were" Killed me 😂😂
@Dalas0130 2 жыл бұрын
If one more person dies watching KZfaq I’m gonna quit
@AxxLAfriku 2 жыл бұрын
hi
@aaronthe3dman874 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dalas0130 ded
@jumpinjonny2000 2 жыл бұрын
@@Dalas0130 that comment killed me 💀
@3llevate 2 жыл бұрын
I never considered that eagle meat could be delicious! I mean, if I'm lost in a forest one day and all I can catch is a dumb eagle that got it's wings wet.. ima eat it, rotisserie eagle
@guitarslayer7751 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne as a suicidal puppy made me laugh harder than i have in a while. Making me remember that i do experience joy and laughter but at the cost of the cutest thing in the world wanting to kill itself
@haydendebold1536 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@haydendebold1536 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Missteree87 10 ай бұрын
I like you as a person because of your comment
@LOLWATZOR 2 жыл бұрын
I'm irrationally angry that Shayne's haunting abomination didn't win everything, but holy shit this was amazing overall.
@garrethatch5362 2 жыл бұрын
In this case your anger is not irrational, chances are the outcome was set from the start due to writing or biases.
@eleisatrujillo3398 2 жыл бұрын
I really liked this one and I thought I was the only 1 who feel the same way about those little white crusty eyed "dogs". My mom has 1 and it just looks at a ball when you throw it. It's so stupid that it scares itself when it farts. Fucking abominations
@RobinFlysHigh 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie didn't want to agree to killing dogs on principal lol
@giordano5787 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@jackfichera7314 2 жыл бұрын
It's a skit bro
@FelishaSt.Pierre 2 жыл бұрын
We not gonna talk about how Rhett has a crusty white dog named Barbara? 😂
@darthvidar-spiller5343 2 жыл бұрын
I guess not.
@flynnmoran3542 2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting him to be a witness and for both witnesses to switch sides tbh, like rhett being against killing and brianna to be on brand
@KeyKlubz 2 жыл бұрын
@@flynnmoran3542 yeah me too lmao
@justalittlebunnyrabbit 2 жыл бұрын
uhh I'm almost certain the picture they used was of Rhett's dog 😂
@calamity-Kate 2 жыл бұрын
@@justalittlebunnyrabbit It was lol
@daltonhosford5135 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Amanda is so firmly adamant about the shitiness of sex kills me 😂 “taking a gorgeous dump” me ROLLING
@MegaJman2009 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, I've had sex and I don't think any sex can top the pleasure I get from a really good dump
@Choshako 9 ай бұрын
She just hasn't been doing sex right.
@underground_fuzz 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda: "Sex is boring." Damien: "Trains, planes and automobiles." Living on the edge of life right there.
@RickDistance 2 жыл бұрын
_Johnny don't do it!!!!_
@PatrickWilliams-ip5wz 2 жыл бұрын
LOTS AND LOTS OF TRAINS
@RickDistance 2 жыл бұрын
@Fries Spongebob.
@RickDistance 2 жыл бұрын
@Fries In this moment you can't see him only audio Spongebob and Patrick how they playing around with cowboy hats and pistols.
@rockfireman2943 Жыл бұрын
Amanda: I'd rather eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump. Me: Honestly, same.
@blandsalsa8796 2 жыл бұрын
Adding Amanda into the cast is one of the best decisions they've made recently, She's HILARIOUS
@iwinrar5207 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed she seems a bit awakeard at first but as soon as she started coming out of her shell... She is amazing.
@davidmyers-wakeman5515 2 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@xenodraigshrike5052 2 жыл бұрын
Your not wrong
@matthewh7842 2 жыл бұрын
I was just coming to the comments to say that Amanda has been phenomenal now that she's been added to a lot more sketches. :)
@reubentester3332 2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Amanda, sky diving is more fun
@jt34915 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne had me crying from laughter 😂. Omg the mask, the makeup, the voice… From the second he started talking I was gone 😂
@bug.bugsssss555 2 жыл бұрын
UwU
@giordano5787 2 жыл бұрын
Same, uwu
@sebbychanforever 2 жыл бұрын
O,w,O
@PhysicallyAwake 2 жыл бұрын
The voice reminds me of that one dog from the movie “Mr. Peabody” or whatever it was called that came out in 2014. I think he tried to imitate it lol!
@insertnamehere1464 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Courtney is just genuinely a different person. And rarely breaks character lol. (thank you Brayden)
@Fuzunga 2 жыл бұрын
Courtney is really good in general at not breaking.
@braydenpaulk5079 2 жыл бұрын
Breaks
@Quotenbrtchen 2 жыл бұрын
3:12 was probably the closest to breaking I've seen from her in quite some time (EDIT: from her own lines and jokes as often happens to Shayne, she obviously laughed here at the jokes of the others)
@fenixdown2396 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne as crusty white dog was exactly how I needed to start my day.
@Cami-mf2en 2 жыл бұрын
I was so sure that Rhett would jump in as a defender for his little Barbara
@seymonsolomon9545 2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@anicoleww 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping! So much!
@Kelly-ib1hf 2 жыл бұрын
I have literally never laughed harder than when Mr Muffins was giving his testimony
@leinaamatsuji-berry561 2 жыл бұрын
“You know what I’d rather do? Eat a cooked chicken and take a gorgeous dump” is not what I expected to hear today but Amanda makes a great point, actually.
@elsieinthevoid 2 жыл бұрын
Damien: "You wanna eat eagles? Eat an eagle in the bedroom." Jackie: "NO! We are NOT eating eagles!" Brianna Boho: "I didn't bring any today-" Jackie: "EAGLES ARE PROTECTED!" Brianna Boho: "USE PROTECTION EAGLES! 😌"
@3llevate 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Hoodythehoodlum75 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda is a professional cause I see her face trying to prevent her breaking character. Jackie was already gone. Damian is a gift…from Disney
@3llevate 2 жыл бұрын
Damien is a disney princess
@mr.moviemafia 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne’s little crusty white dog character is the first time a Smosh video has made me cry/cough/ache from laughter in so long
@barrettdaves3850 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne’s dog character is the BEST THING I’ve seen in a while it was SO funny lmaooo
@camloch 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda: "Oh, honey, who hurt you?" I was fully expecting Shayne to just have a blank look on his face as he stares into the camera and says absolutely nothing.
@smeenan209 2 жыл бұрын
I would have torn Damien’s argument apart because he said there were only four names for the dogs he hates and his witness has none of those names
@Belldere 2 жыл бұрын
We never did find out what Mr Muffins' first name was. Could certainly be Darla! Although I think I'd prefer Alotta as a first name for Mr Muffins
@Nepisalright 2 жыл бұрын
tbh i’ve only heard the latino ones (as in most of the time, latino families will name them this), princess or chiquita and then occasionally i’ll hear other names like snowflake or lucy from white families 💀
@jennahinckley8216 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie’s reaction to BB coming in leads me to believe she had no idea who the “witnesses” were gonna be
@j4kJak88 2 жыл бұрын
Took the words out of my mouth hahaha love her reaction 🤓
@PHVNT0ML0RD81 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Mr. Muffins won't just be a throw-away character. One of my new favorite Shayne characters, effing hilarious.
@maxchocolate6688 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne is legit live action Droopy the Dog and I'm here for it.
@CraigyDizzle 2 жыл бұрын
Ha yes exactly what I was thinking! Blast from the past!
@coreykwok4143 2 жыл бұрын
YES! I heard the voice and had to double check the reference. The scenes I remember of him are also of a depressed little dog so it tracks.
@ClosedFor24Hrs 2 жыл бұрын
This makes me miss Smosh & Order😭
@David-ve5iq 2 жыл бұрын
Sam Watersmosh.
@SonOfMuta 2 жыл бұрын
4:24 Damien still throwing shade at Rhett and his dog 5:40 "You know who owns crusty white dogs?" One of your two bosses. Rhett owns a crusty white dog named Barbara
@noone-gf5op Жыл бұрын
both Courtney and Shayne playing one of their best characters is literally an OP addition to any video. Brianna Boho AND Crusty White Dog, together?!? its a crime against humanity this video is under 10 minutes
@kirthalion4726 2 жыл бұрын
Amanda is hilarious. Damien on the other end of sex is like a puppy about to go to war.
@haidenkeithcipriano6473 2 жыл бұрын
SHAYNE IS SO ADORABLE ITS UNBEARABLY HILARIOUS
@LaMortDeLaMusique 7 ай бұрын
As a former pet store employee I can say the red tear stain on dogs is due to excess iron in their system, it's expelled through the tear duct.
@orionlionheart9449 2 жыл бұрын
Ok, Shayne as a dog is both the funniest AND the cutest thing ! 🥰Hope we see more of that cute depressed dog in the future ! Maybe in a Try not to laugh ?
@odayatemjayb.8532 2 жыл бұрын
I've actually watched the behind the scenes of this and it was hilarious... Shayne's getting real to his experiences jk😂😅😂
@David-ve5iq 2 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Lady Gaga's real name was Brianna.
@colepatrick5255 2 жыл бұрын
@@hypercept relatable
@firedubsy209 2 жыл бұрын
Wheres the behind the scenes?
@snek1504 2 жыл бұрын
@@firedubsy209 they streamed it on tiktok
@ariannap5019 2 жыл бұрын
@@firedubsy209 I’m pretty sure I watched it on their smsh things KZfaq channel
@elfimoth3807 2 жыл бұрын
"Sex is boring" Me *nodding in asexual*
@kellyjokanovich3939 2 жыл бұрын
“Sex is boring” Me, an asexual: “yeah that tracks”
@SapphireDragon357 2 жыл бұрын
As a fellow ace, I agree, but Damien still won that argument. And those crusty little dogs have definitely gots ta go! :P
@anicoleww 2 жыл бұрын
I feel seen, thank you, @Kelly Jokanovich
@sentientplant9658 2 жыл бұрын
fellow ace, and yes I agree, but Damien had such a strong argument for ending the little crusty white dog that I had to side with him for this specific argument lol
@bonsairyan 2 жыл бұрын
Truth
@doctorjay8673 Жыл бұрын
Mmm yes indeed
@seanduhig8779 2 жыл бұрын
Literally Shane playing the depressed dog was so damn funny I was on a busy train and it hurt trying to hold in my laughs hahaha
@mursuka80 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne saying "I know them, but my only reaction is to just shake and piss" is one of the greatest lines i have ever heard.
@xTracex 2 жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to a ruling on both topics! Does Jackie think that crusty-eyed white dogs should be ended or not?!
@Gcool243 2 жыл бұрын
I know this isn’t the most popular version of smosh but I swear this is the best stuff this channel has done in so long
@MrMusiclover1222 9 ай бұрын
7:45 Amanda was about to cry when Shayne started talking about how his life was insufferable 😭
@chelseasometimes23 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this since I saw Amanda and Damien on the TikTok live!
@roselynestelle6081 2 жыл бұрын
My only reaction is to shake and piss 😂😂😂 I almost peed
@t.r.everstone7 2 жыл бұрын
You laughed and almost peed? I-isn't that basically what he said he does? lol Are you okay? Should we send help? 😆
@justbovel 2 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting to see the court-format come back, this was so much fun! And Damien's silent reactions was the best audience surrogate too.
@mikfox0417 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as Mr. Muffins made an appearance, I straight up did not stop laughing. For such a buff guy Shayne makes a very convincing white crusty dog.
@alias_67 2 жыл бұрын
This feels fresh and different! I like this concept and Amanda's addition to the cast! This had me laughing and entertained me more than I expected it too, keep it up, cheers!
@comedyarchives1609 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne's character bursts are the most hilarious parts of the Vidoes 😂
@MrBench99 2 жыл бұрын
Never knew Shayne had that Woody Allen impression in his back pocket.
@jasmeenbrar1739 2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this new skit!! I laughed soo hard😂😂 more of these pleaseee!!!
@camppresentmoment 2 жыл бұрын
LMAO this was so funny! Shayne DEFINITELY needs to bring this character back. It was equal parts hilarious and adorable! Thank you Smosh for always making my day! Appreciate your comedic talent! :)
@Mcaden101 2 жыл бұрын
1:32 Damien's enthusiastic diagram of himself made me lose it. Absurdity is through the roof on this one, well done!
@four4eight 5 ай бұрын
Planes and towers have tried to have sex, and considering how it ended it’s surprising the twins tried it again and collapsed due to the embarrassment
@superjangames 2 жыл бұрын
This was so gooood! I know he is a grown ass man in his 30s, but hearing Damien talk about sex and edging has me DYING over here. 🤣 Not our sweet, blue boy!
@aliberkayhasde6038 2 жыл бұрын
That jurassic park joke was too funny, great video!
@KJ-od5od 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, this was great, I want to see more hot takes!
@TechnIx12 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne as the dog was perfect, so funny
@ameeliaj8192 2 жыл бұрын
loved this video guys, cant wait for another episode
@Kilofa_tarot 2 жыл бұрын
I love that y'all laugh a lot during these it adds chaotic good to the mix 🤣
@joshuagaffud8015 2 жыл бұрын
I cant tell if the hot take is actually her hot take or not 😂 if it is…. Amanda, its gon be alright
@KingRynoD.LeonhartTMB 2 жыл бұрын
Gonna assume there’s no way Damien would want any living creature to be wiped out so I’m pretty sure I’m safe in saying these are all bits.
@eleanormercier9149 2 жыл бұрын
If this video was just called Judge Jackie or Hot Takes Court I probably would have clicked on it much sooner. This was SO FUN to view!!
@giu5890 2 жыл бұрын
Instant Classic! I just love that smosh is cranking it up with this amazing content, keep doing your thing guys 🙏
@phiase8186 2 жыл бұрын
Smosh main channel has been on fire lately, good work yall
@skxtching4u 2 жыл бұрын
My jaw hurts from trying not to burst out loud laughing at Shayne’s voice
@dahliajohnson2296 2 жыл бұрын
Me literally from Pittsburgh "The way I feel it's like Pittsburgh x5"
@danielsn33 2 жыл бұрын
This was fun!! Wanna see more of these!
@YourBishMariaTeresa 2 жыл бұрын
🔥HOT TAKE🔥 *i don't miss the old smosh* That's on you guys to elaborate, love this new series😍
@jhandle900 2 жыл бұрын
check out Smosh and Order.
@MarcRodriguez1 2 жыл бұрын
@@jhandle900 nah, this is better
@jasminelovesyoutube 2 жыл бұрын
i feel like a lot of them agree with that though
@YourBishMariaTeresa 2 жыл бұрын
@@jhandle900 yeah, Smosh & Order was sooo good but, I'm just sayin'...
@earlofcockgobblingshire3666 2 жыл бұрын
🔥
@HeartlessKairi42 2 жыл бұрын
There absolutely needs to be more Hot Take Court. This was just.... incredible, in so many ways. 💀
@fletchdub 2 жыл бұрын
Dannnggg Damien really calling out Rhett and his dog haha.
@laurenschwartz3526 2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying from laughing so hard at Shayne's crusty white dog character. So good!
@MarcThaShark19 2 жыл бұрын
Jackie just being herself and reacting so naturally in this is the best lol
@Narkafet 2 жыл бұрын
This was awesome. Great job everyone at Smosh
@PlantBasedLaughter 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne giving major Full Metal Alchemist vibes 😅
@alphahunter4791 2 жыл бұрын
"Eat someone spread eagle" that would have won it for me.
@fuzzymilk 2 жыл бұрын
Y'all have been on a roll lately with the new shows
@asgershort1108 2 жыл бұрын
Love that video format.
@SuddenDarkness2 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne has me crying. That was so damn funny!
@awesomeadamfrom2099 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome job Smosh
@plutosaturnmoon 2 жыл бұрын
This format is really cool!
@codyH2864 2 жыл бұрын
this is amazing please make more !!!! love judge Jackie !!!!!
@darthvidar-spiller5343 2 жыл бұрын
How can sex be boring? Ah well, I'll watch it and figure it out.
@elderflower2133 2 жыл бұрын
As an asexual person, Amanda is right, sex is boring and I'm glad the truth is coming to light.
@jennatodd 2 жыл бұрын
Was looking for a comment like this 👏
@leenbean14 2 жыл бұрын
I saw the livestream of this and have been waiting for the final cut! 🤣
@ryanharold152 2 жыл бұрын
This is gold keep making these
@twigthewonderk1d 2 жыл бұрын
damien saying good sex: editors show a picture of lesbians damien saying bad sex: editors show a picture of a straight couple not a coincidence it's true thank u
@kkbunny2006 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanlawton9173 2 жыл бұрын
This was truly my favorite smosh channel video in a long time
@brimstonedice5456 2 жыл бұрын
Also, please make more of these videos. This was awesome.
@brimstonedice5456 2 жыл бұрын
Shayne, as usual, made this hysterical. Thank you, Shayne Topp. Thank you.
@luizalves8071 2 жыл бұрын
This made me nostalgic of Smosh and order The episodes with Courtney freaking miller and the Wes Rap were probably the videos that made me laugh the most during my entire life
@cassidy.a.c 2 жыл бұрын
I literally have not stopped laughing for the entire 9 minutes and 24 seconds of this video y'all!
@skearns839 2 жыл бұрын
Came back to watch this one again - I hope we get more of these! :)
@aresvsmars2791 2 жыл бұрын
Was really hoping the second witness was gonna be Link just dissing Barbara lol
@jeremiahreyvargas2981 2 жыл бұрын
Never been this early! From Philippines 🇵🇭 here!
@odayatemjayb.8532 2 жыл бұрын
me too
@plasticwrap1139 2 жыл бұрын
same
@SoothinglyUnbenounced 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@David-ve5iq 2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Depp is boring.
@johnlcopas3912 2 жыл бұрын
Same
@brunobarbosa9728 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this new format
@RiskaAvian 9 ай бұрын
Kind of wish this had picked up as a series; very fun!
@samgallagher6808 2 жыл бұрын
The witness for the white dog one should've been Rhett with Barbara lol
@1choas 2 жыл бұрын
I want this dog character to come again for shayne it's so good
@OptimusProvost 2 жыл бұрын
Any video with Amanda is guaranteed to be a banger!
@molliehewes3383 2 жыл бұрын
I want more of these! their so entertaining
@gilmourmcleod9133 2 жыл бұрын
as an asexual: amanda has a point
@-gumby-3381 2 жыл бұрын
Same here 💜
@ushirinaki7878 2 жыл бұрын
SAME
@Annatelle0 2 жыл бұрын
🤍🖤💜
@ghost-wl3pm 2 жыл бұрын
4:24 Damien is straight up attacking Rhett
@nikoarcher1243 2 жыл бұрын
This is such a good idea for a show - please do this again!!
@tommyzoid4691 2 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic, please do more!
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