Classic Snake, dying and stuff. Second channel: @Solidusjj Patreon (behind the scenes): / solidjj
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@kickeralex45542 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys he's still got his Med Pack he'll be fine
@jonpatchmodular2 жыл бұрын
Dude you got a severe case of genital bot infestation. You should have it checked out. Maybe use a herb cigar
@tbirddddd2 жыл бұрын
@homie got everything wrong The Quadruple Baconator!
@Koichi-Kun2 жыл бұрын
You mean rations
@joshua24002 жыл бұрын
@@tbirddddd octonator lol Jesus loves you 😊
@joshua24002 жыл бұрын
Jesus, the God who healed me instantly in prayer, loves you my broskis
@parknplay83282 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Snake to tell him “also a nuke just got set off like a mile away from me and I looked directly at it. I have fatal radiation poisoning and also I’m blind. Can you ask paramedic where I need to put the splint?”
@Vashkey2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was surprised it was neither referenced or didn't occur at like the very end
@PlebNC2 жыл бұрын
Paramedic: Ok Snake, put the splint over your eyes then wrap duct tape around it. Snake: Are you even a real doctor? Paramedic: I'm a female doctor in the incredibly sexist 60's, assigned to a CIA black op where literally everyone is expendable including you." Snake: So, no. Paramedic: Correct. Honestly, we're so expendable I'm surprised there isn't a black guy here.
@bakefire91382 жыл бұрын
@@PlebNC Poor Sigint getting forgotten.
@PlebNC2 жыл бұрын
@@bakefire9138 Actually I didn't forget. This takes place before Sigint joins the team so I opted for some ironic foreshadowing.
@bakefire91382 жыл бұрын
@@PlebNC Damn, you got me there.
@bradman72812 жыл бұрын
The dry, deadpan delivery of snake's response coupled with the giddy, silly dad joke from the major just sells the bit so, so much.
@grey27532 жыл бұрын
" can you- " " *no* "
@the_maged_maniac_7637 Жыл бұрын
@@grey2753 " what about-" " *no* "
@Yougotcaged1022 жыл бұрын
He's logical enough to tell Snake that the things in his med kit aren't going to help him, but also tells him to try to slither away
@JordanWheeler19992 жыл бұрын
no shit?
@Yougotcaged1022 жыл бұрын
@@JordanWheeler1999 yes shit.
@mrhoapro12 жыл бұрын
Because that's like, heh, a snake.
@MorganEdgy2 жыл бұрын
He's giving solutions
@bodaciouschad2 жыл бұрын
His abdomen is intact. Snake could plausibly slither to a clearing so that a helicopter could pick him up.
@maplemaple14392 жыл бұрын
"hnnrgh no worries major, I tried everything in a completely random order and also stuck myself with a cigar for good measure and it looks like I'm on the mend!"
@istachi2 жыл бұрын
"I put ointment literally everywhere on my body and the white circle thing disappeared, I think we're in the clear"
@caitlinabbott78952 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of an Awkward Zombie comic
@user-ek2xg3ps5s2 жыл бұрын
@@caitlinabbott7895 That was definitely intentional
@gabejr25_822 жыл бұрын
I wish i could watch this for the first time again, I haven't laughed this hard in a while
@ralek5922 жыл бұрын
@homie got everything wrong *shark porn*
@ArmadilloJohn2 жыл бұрын
@@ralek592 This got me afraid but curious if I should click the link. I will choose not to.
@NotASpyPootis2 жыл бұрын
@@ralek592 ok huh, yeah u kinda got me interested
@zkull99822 жыл бұрын
@@NotASpyPootis THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
@NotASpyPootis2 жыл бұрын
@@zkull9982 THERE WILL BE BLOOD, SHED (hey mate)
@shinyagumon70152 жыл бұрын
Snake: You know what? Next time I'm sending in another guy who will just pretend to be me. It's easier this way.
@wolfy66312 жыл бұрын
MGS 5 be like
@TheAzureNightmare2 жыл бұрын
Skullface: "Got a bigger medikit." Snaaked Nake: "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" Skullface: "Insurance Policy. Don't forget to watch for ADAM." Snake: "Uh." *SERIOUS BANDAIDS LATER* Snake: "Thanks...?" Skullface: "Don't mention it!... Seriously, forget this happened. Nobody will believe you, so let it be A Secret To Everybody."
@wolfy66312 жыл бұрын
@@TheAzureNightmare *Dies from cringe*
@N2Deep002 жыл бұрын
Snake: and there will be a hot mute chick... almost mute
@miketrujillo36772 жыл бұрын
@@wolfy6631 says mr "its big boss not solid snake"
@davidci2 жыл бұрын
I think they underestimate the power of bandages. In other games, all you have to do is wrap a body part in bandage and you're okey-dokey.
@justbny92782 жыл бұрын
Heh, if this were One Piece, even being sawed in half wouldn't keep from getting restored with a few bandages, maybe throw in some food and drinks and a nap if he's still feeling rough
@imveryangryitsnotbutter2 жыл бұрын
And if that doesn't do the trick? Wall chicken.
@ralek5922 жыл бұрын
mm comfy cloth wrap my body, me heal ^\\\\^
@connorbeith32322 жыл бұрын
@@justbny9278 He made it in ONE PIECE.
@manintheline53312 жыл бұрын
If i wrap my arm with a bandage, my entire skeletal system will be fixed no problems
@yanfei77822 жыл бұрын
Imagine being on the verge of death, unimaginable pain, can't move whatsoever, bullets in your body, no way to treat your wounds, and your commanding officer laughs at you after telling you with his full chest that nobody is coming to help you.
@caspermcgoangle9752 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine
@bodaciouschad2 жыл бұрын
@@caspermcgoangle975 no, medicine is the best medicine. What clown taught you that?
@Breakaway-ic5gj2 жыл бұрын
@@bodaciouschad Medicine doesn't cure mental trauma. Like what the comment described. Laughter might help it
@goatslayer31602 жыл бұрын
@@bodaciouschad Bobo the clown, he said that he once made a sick kid laugh his cancer away.
@barnebyoconnell81762 жыл бұрын
@@goatslayer3160 holy shit. Did they ever catch him?
@Kirbo7102 жыл бұрын
He probably doesn't have healthcare either, so he's really screwed.
@cyberninjazero56592 жыл бұрын
I think he gets VA. Which means he's absolutely screwed
@LuizAlexPhoenix2 жыл бұрын
It was back in the 1960's no? Back when billionaires paid some taxes and shit.
@tbirddddd2 жыл бұрын
@today was a good day The refreshing taste of toothpaste and ginger ale together at last!
@geemcspankinson2 жыл бұрын
He's in Cuba, even if he killed Castro he'd have better healthcare than in the US.
@nathanielgarza91982 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s the Cold War golden age US meaning healthcare is 100% more advance and is affordable as long as he makes a quarter as much of the minimum wage.
@Oyasumi052 жыл бұрын
Don't worry guys, all those broken bones don't stand a chance against ointment
@goroakechi61262 жыл бұрын
The label says it was made by Huey
@guyver4412 жыл бұрын
"Nanomachines, son!"
@snake_90022 жыл бұрын
The whole hell wont stand a chance against skyptic
@DarksideChaotix2 жыл бұрын
I am really disappointed that he didn't eat the cigar.
@joshh22822 жыл бұрын
"Well I would call for medical backup but Snake, do you understand how *EXPENSIVE* Healthcare is?"
@Abdirahman_Mohamed2 жыл бұрын
Heavily ironic considering Zero is Bri'ish
@denyhaguilar6792 жыл бұрын
"No"
@TheShadowwarrior802 жыл бұрын
This is set in 1960s when Healthcare was affordable and people weren't a bunch of lazy dumbasses that were overweight.
@troll4life6622 жыл бұрын
TheShadowwarrior80 So true.
@bandiddums2 жыл бұрын
"Healthcare you say? I'm a specialist!"
@highgrove85452 жыл бұрын
RPG protagonist walks in: _Here is 2 dozen wheels of cheese, eat up. You'll be back on your feet in no time!_
@LuciusC2 жыл бұрын
Seems like a waste of cheese, just sleep for 1 hour.
@swaglevi43152 жыл бұрын
you eat the cheese while you're currently in the fight. when out of the fight you just sleep dude
@UltimateThanos2 жыл бұрын
5 kidney stones later...
@kakashilover92312 жыл бұрын
I started playing phantom pain again and totally forgot that the "Why are we still here" speech was in that game
@Tagiafanueu2 ай бұрын
Hiiii :D oh yea:v knife pulls c:: um
@DashingSteel2 жыл бұрын
Snake, when he remembers he's still got those lunchables: "BITCHIN'!"
@John_b123 Жыл бұрын
THE PLOT THICKENS
@blauwbeer5562 жыл бұрын
that medpack could give him an extra couple of days to reavaluate his life decisions.
@DarksideChaotix2 жыл бұрын
He could trade that medpack to the Soviets for some more cigars.
@r.p.71742 жыл бұрын
The snake impression is so spot on I could have sworn it was David Hayter.
@LordTyph2 жыл бұрын
Sigint: You know what, just let him try it, what's the worst that can happen? **5 minutes later** Snake: Alright, I think I'm back to normal, thanks. Paramedic: How in the actual ****** did this work?
@Semper_Fidelis_2 жыл бұрын
Sigint wasn’t part of the team at that time tho
@LordTyph2 жыл бұрын
@@Semper_Fidelis_ eh, this series has screwed with established events enough.
@DarksideChaotix2 жыл бұрын
@@Semper_Fidelis_ Sigint from the future then
@thienbaongo7997 Жыл бұрын
@@Semper_Fidelis_ It's a reference to the glow cap mushroom codec segment
@thecountercounter9127 Жыл бұрын
@@Semper_Fidelis_ sigint traveled back in time to make sure the timeline wouldnt be shredded to pieces. Yknow Average metal gear stuff
@Durgemann2 жыл бұрын
“Well this can’t get much worse. Hey is that a nuke?”
@DarksideChaotix2 жыл бұрын
"Nah, can't be a nuke. I stared directly at it and it just disappeared from my view. And the trees... And the ground... And the sky..."
@bloodyjoe12454 ай бұрын
A second later the bomb goes off: Snake: yep......that was a nuke
@luissantiago51632 жыл бұрын
That buildup to that ending. Omg
@basedbattledroid35072 жыл бұрын
I love the calm and reasonable way he announces that he's kinda bleeding out.
@fetusdeletus92662 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how snake fixed a 7.62x25r bullet wound with a knife, styptic, sutures and a bandage.
@ttnow82142 жыл бұрын
Very carefully
@terricaspersen74982 жыл бұрын
snake being fully healed after stabbing himself 25 times in the chest
@WastedPotential172 жыл бұрын
Those specific bullets are designed to go through armor, so on flesh they would be more likely to leave a small exit wound. Not always, but sometimes. Snake could fix 1 or 2 wounds, if he was really lucky and they didn't hit any major arteries or organs. He darn sure wouldn't have been able to complete the mission afterwards, though
@thetheory61592 жыл бұрын
Well obviously, that's what the cigar is for.
@thedittoguy33038 ай бұрын
I love how casually Snake explains his disability in every limb, so calmly and unphased
@miming36792 жыл бұрын
Nah guys snake's alright. Major Tom was setting up an epic prenk he was retrieved with the Fulton recovery system afterward
@BLAZE_20992 жыл бұрын
Snake Status: Hospitalized
@BLAZE_20992 жыл бұрын
He needs retirement
@a.k81852 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile healing in a parallel universe with regenerating health and instant health packs: *"general, where did my eye wound go"*
@n5435762 жыл бұрын
"I meant more if you had a broken arm or-or maybe a cut on your leg" that line kills me everytime, he sounds so genuine like he for real don't know what to do.
@ComicalRealm2 жыл бұрын
Solid Snake is probably one of the greatest fictional people to have lived in our generation
@maplemaple14392 жыл бұрын
That's not solid snake
@Jester44602 жыл бұрын
@@maplemaple1439 he’s just stating
@MadHatter422 жыл бұрын
@@maplemaple1439 Not anymore, with how many bones he’s just broken.
@whoisanarnb2 жыл бұрын
@@maplemaple1439 He's turned into Liquid Snake now
@die-Bienen-des-Dunkelheit2 жыл бұрын
@@MadHatter42 Practically liquid.
@psychronia2 жыл бұрын
A few decades later, when Snake here is watching Zero die, he'll be thinking back on this joke.
@AAdams4562 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Cobra Unit members doing their pre-boss fight speeches about who they are, then they see Naked Snake slithering towards them because all his limbs are broken.
@ioiwut48742 жыл бұрын
i swear... if i had someone on the other end of the phone to just be brutally honest with me... i might not have made so many desperate plays in life lol. man i really wish i just had someone to be like "look, man. you're kinda just fucked. stop trying." save me a whole helluva lot of trouble.
@ioiwut48742 жыл бұрын
yo wtf is going on lol i keep getting notifications that someone liked this comment. like a bunch. but its still at 3. idgaf abotu how many but i have comments voted past 10k and only got a handful of notifications for them. is there like a silent war going on? people see the thumbs up and say "nah fk that needs to be zero" right before someone disagrees? my inbox makes it seem like my activity is that of a mod ffs. this better not be some trumanshow shit
@korbetthein30722 жыл бұрын
@@ioiwut4874 That's KZfaq yeeting likes from people it don't like.
@kalebsithnerd1192 жыл бұрын
"The only thing that can cure me now is one of Miller's mighty fine Burgers"
@shadows_star2 жыл бұрын
Snake asking for help even though they said at the start of snake eater that because he was a solo stealth infiltration that if he got caught or injured, he'd be stuck there had me dying
@PantherCat642 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this video actually had me try to think of a logical way to solve Snake's medical issue here. I'd be easy if I could figure out someway to set one his arms in place without the ability to move either of them or his legs. An arm twist like what was shown CAN be brought back into place if you are able to put about the same amount of force that caused it to go out of place in the the first place. With one arm able to move freely you could set one or both legs into place either by fumbling enough to apply the splint or if like the one arm is mostly just out of place and are willing to endure a second wave of serious pain you could just set it yourself if you do it right (Probably need to improvise with something to put it in the right starting position if your stuck from using the other arm). though I'll need a medical expert for specifics on that. The rest is easy, apply disinfectant on the wounds DO NOT PULL OUT THE BULLETS, bandage the entries and if you run out you can light the cigar and press it against the wound to help prevent yourself from bleeding out. Though probably you'll have some internal bleeding going on as well, and I don't think there's an easy way to handle that without some kind of aspirin or anything to help thin out the blood. Even then my understanding, and probably need to be corrected, is that only buys you some more time. Can't really do anything about the broken ribs, and that could be causing internal bleeding as well depending on what broke them. After that, use your one arm and at least one leg to extract from the area of operations. I haven't gotten to MGS3 yet so maybe I lack context that would tell me otherwise, but the mission seems like it is pretty much botched, the best idea would be get out of enemy territory, regroup, recover and come up with a new plan. Also, why did I write this? And how did I get to the point of posting it?
@diegoidepersia2 жыл бұрын
very good, and tbh it wouldnt be that hard since *MGSV spoilers* Skullface and his unit were following him so they may be able to extract him to safety
@PantherCat642 жыл бұрын
@@diegoidepersia though you would still need to stop the bleeding either way.
@diegoidepersia2 жыл бұрын
@@PantherCat64 true but they probably have more medical supplies since they are a whole unit
@PantherCat642 жыл бұрын
@@diegoidepersia yeah, but what I'm trying to say is you might still want to give yourself as much time as possible just as a precaution.
@adammarkovic33168 ай бұрын
In the game he suffers from 1 broken leg and a broken/dislocated arm, and several major cuts from falling and or getting cut on river rocks. Not really a fun thing to go through but he had bandages disinfectant syptics surgery kits and splints.
@CrystallizedBlackSkull2 жыл бұрын
Major: He's fucked theres no hope Snake: So this is the end... Paramedic: ..... Paramedic: Apply X to your ribs, that should do the trick Snake: B- but that dosen't even make sen- Paramedic: Just humour me *bone crack* *heal sfx* Snake: WHAT THE FUCK Major: Jesus christ how
@TheSimplyJJP11 ай бұрын
Paramedic: Snake have you ever watched... Snake: GAHHHHHH!
@MMAddict392 жыл бұрын
This explains the origin of the feud between Big Boss and Zero better than all of MGS4
@ecxof2 жыл бұрын
Still the Best guy for snake and zero impressions
@notarealbandit67952 жыл бұрын
I like how they're just taking turns being clowns
@crydovahgear11782 жыл бұрын
He’s got a cigar, he’s fine
@klutzy52022 жыл бұрын
He should've saved some of those lunchables
@Brian-qg2qw2 жыл бұрын
Really a coincidence that today got snake eater for my 3ds as my first metal gear.
@Jaimethepanda2 жыл бұрын
“So… you’ll be able to come into work tomorrow…?”
@akilkotamarti10002 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Snake using his chin to push the radio button and using his teeth to mend himself with the supplies at hand.
@cinfdef2 жыл бұрын
MAJOR COME IN I'M HURT
@goroakechi61262 жыл бұрын
I tried to sneak around the boss but the clap of my asscheeks gave me away from the other boxes
@cinfdef2 жыл бұрын
@@goroakechi6126 I'm being held prisoner and forced to clap my asscheeks for the guards
@maximocaseres25262 жыл бұрын
Naked snake: Fine, if you don't want to help me, I'll do it myself. *Stabs himself with the knife to fix his broken arms and just tries shit until he kills himself or his wounds heal naturally*
@frogmouth22 жыл бұрын
Snake finds out soldiers are left behind
@rodan97732 жыл бұрын
Should of ate that Tree Frog lol.
@seghirmerzougui90395 ай бұрын
That's why he turned off his life support in MGS IV saying to Solid Snake "Looks like life is slithering out of his body * Looks at the major * Like a *Snake* , Isn't that funny ? * Unplugs life support *"
@Nonexistentbystanderhere2 жыл бұрын
that's really sad if you think about it He's dying and he doesn't have any lunchables
@Mood_SlayerVT2 жыл бұрын
"Can you walk?" No. "Can you stand?" No. "Can you crawl?" No. "...you're fucked."
@_laryssa2 жыл бұрын
This is the best snake impression ive seen so far
@wroometh92082 жыл бұрын
he still has the cigar though that'll at least heal 30% of his HP because smoking is cool
@goroakechi61262 жыл бұрын
Just another Monday for Snake
@RyujinRoninReach2 жыл бұрын
Idk how to feel if snake was rejected because of this and he comes back as a angry cyber limb enchanced boss
@tuamatrem83042 жыл бұрын
for a moment i thought you were talking about an actual snake and now i can't get that image out of my head
@benthebamboozler41042 жыл бұрын
Check which bones on the limbs can be re-set, those that can’t need splints. Use the knife to get the bullets out, use the disinfectant on the bullet wounds, then use the ointment and some bandages. After all that, you have a cigar for a little treat.
@bodaciouschad2 жыл бұрын
I think you bite the cigars while your self medicating so that you don't crack your teeth in agony.
@LeQuack1472 жыл бұрын
@@bodaciouschad Nah, there's a perfectly serviceable stick within arm's reach for that.
@miketrujillo36772 жыл бұрын
Youd bleed out with a 100% chance of blood infection even with disinfectant
@stefthorman85482 жыл бұрын
Did you missed the "broken two arms and two legs", can't exactly split an arm or leg without at least one working limb.
@TheEnmineer2 жыл бұрын
@@stefthorman8548 So if he broke everything but one leg he'd have been fine? 😲
@ctrlaltdisease2 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is how much effort you put in just for the punchline. lmfao.
@LCTesla2 жыл бұрын
No, no that wasn't a joke That's literally Your only hope of survival...
@jeremyabrahamson28722 жыл бұрын
Knowing Naked Snake, using the logical solution to injuries is more of a suggestion.
@josef_bodybuilding2 жыл бұрын
So this is why big boss kept a grudge against major zero
@nunyabusiness4904 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget that canonically Big Boss undertook operation Snake Eater like a week after having his arm broken and being thrown off a bridge, and those are just his physical injuries, there's gotta be some trauma from the Boss's defection, like did they have no other physically fir soldiers in FOX that would have made more sense to send on paper?
@adammarkovic33168 ай бұрын
He was the apprentice of the boss man was literally the only thing guy at the time that could even attempt a assassination on her
@thebiolibrary55722 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, he set everything up with Boss betraying them and Snake getting all of his limbs broken just so he could make that slither pun.
@JackVanFleet2 жыл бұрын
You do a great Snake, hilarious video.
@GeaForce2 жыл бұрын
I think we need something for our future missions, perhaps some kind of small artifact that hardens in response to physical trauma
@TheMasterVictory2 жыл бұрын
will that also make you fucking invincible?
@GeaForce2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMasterVictory only as much as the plot needs it
@maad16704 ай бұрын
"Tough shit homie, but the mission ain't gonna finish itself. Now go" - Zero
@droppinloot49602 жыл бұрын
That ending gave me a great chuckle out loud
@uzundeprem57432 жыл бұрын
They didnt even give my man any food
@netapel26252 жыл бұрын
A Jaguar just bit me, Let pull out this bullet out of my arm to fix the problem - John Far Cry.
@noactionjaxn2 жыл бұрын
This channel is a gem
@harlowviv29682 жыл бұрын
His headband gives him unlimited ammo. Just slither on the shells and bullets.
@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 Жыл бұрын
...i mean outside of broken bones a lot of the equipment... clears a decent chunk of the pain, the cigar clears the bullet wound, his knife pulls out bullets, the splinters are there to pop his arm into place via a cast. And his spine and ribs well... I'd suggest bending over a log and popping it into place. His legs can also use spare splinters to do similar measure but you aint moving and the ointment helps clog any external bleeding. ...being a witch doctor's grandson is fun Edit: oh I guess you could also use the old "how long can you hold your breath for" to slowly pop your lungs out of your ribcages. You'd do it like... six, seven times, to keep your breathing levels stable and prevent blood from piercing your lungs, too little causes suffocation, too much causes that "happy accident"
@ventu22952 жыл бұрын
"You're fucked"
@user-ft3jg2to4f2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Venom in mgsv: "oh, I'm going to die, where is my health spray?"
@Calebblue1012 жыл бұрын
Ik ur other videos r getting more views, but my favorite ones are these snake ones ngl
@thatdaveguy88958 ай бұрын
Snakes deadpan voice makes this 10times funnier
@KarenLopez-y8q Жыл бұрын
Snake: My 2 legs and arms are broken Mayor: Can you stand?
@absalondebarvac37152 жыл бұрын
You're a natural at comedy Jesus Christ
@serotonin.scavenger2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the part where he was screaming unpleasantly
@godnyx1172 жыл бұрын
Snake: *Dies* Med Pack: "Noting I can't fix!"
@RandomUser111702 жыл бұрын
I think a cardboard box is the best way to fix Snake up. That'll keep him alive... Right?
@BOMBON1872 жыл бұрын
Pretty damn good on Snake's throaty voice.
@theyhaventfedmesince2 жыл бұрын
I mean kinda why you'd have a paramedic, y'know? Send her in and fetch him or something
@danhughesartist2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea how this channel found me, but I’ve never been so excited to hit subscribe!
@amithius82029 ай бұрын
I just imagine the nuke part of the conversation: "Holy shit major, I- I think that's a nuke.....I'm gonna need a LOT more ointment for-" then the conversation cuts out and the video ends XD love this video
@TheOodoneOut44 Жыл бұрын
Pretty great Snake VO btw!
@dylantortosa76782 жыл бұрын
You really improved your snake voice!! Keep it up!
@JunkPhuJP2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Sarge from RvB “Grif, why the Hell would you give CPR for a head shot wound?” *sigh* “You’re welcome sir.” “I mean it’s just so damn inconsistent. What’s next? You gonna rub aloe vera for a bullet wound to the foot?”
@emeralddragon29802 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, yeah, like a fucking snake, real *solid* joke there, Commander!"
@Andrei0322 жыл бұрын
We need more Metal Gear Solid memes, i don't care we already got plenty.
@yeoss2 жыл бұрын
not gonna talk about the nuke, snake?
@fallouttoonlink2 жыл бұрын
Just use rations. They somehow have magic healing properties
@thomasobrien18412 жыл бұрын
I love how the major didn’t call 911 probably because of American healthcare
@thomasobrien18412 жыл бұрын
@Lazys The Dank Engineer ok then Russian healthcare
@letsget100subswithoutconte42 жыл бұрын
1. This is a classified operation 2. A medkit can’t heal your entire body 3. Snake was on the other side of the world calling 911 does not make sense when there not even in the same country
@letsget100subswithoutconte42 жыл бұрын
@@thomasobrien1841 you mean the Russia that he illegally entered and is a spy for the US
@Mrmidknight-yx9pg2 жыл бұрын
The distant hawk noises really sell it to
@brightonic2 жыл бұрын
This is such a good Snake voice. It sounds 92% like David Hayter.
@kidshall71442 жыл бұрын
This was my first moment of betrayal also it's snake were talking about he can even survive a nuclear explosion while being shot at and being bit by a shark all at the same time.
@NTLMBigBench2 жыл бұрын
This is basically just Archer
@Iceythrowshands2 жыл бұрын
just grab a cigar.
@Centurion04192 жыл бұрын
Low key I could see mgs pulling a scene of snake having his limbs broken and slithering away so he could patch him up in a bush or something
@bitwolfy2 жыл бұрын
Tbh sounds more like the postal dude than snake, you should try your hand at him.
@kordell80572 жыл бұрын
i like the "can you -no ...can you -no....can you atleast-no" XD
@_ZimZam2 жыл бұрын
snake then slithered like a snake through the sky back to safety