you may want to offer a small weather station as an option for the platform - so you can monitor windspeed, precipitation, etc. up there ! remember windspeed up at the top may be more than windspeed at ground level ! obviously - no tilting or wheelies allowed .....

I wanted to see it in action

Ash tray?

I'm calling bullshit. Anyone seen one of these actually in use? Can't find a clip anywhere.

More like giga boom 🙄