Everybody's laughing until chat enters the eshop and leaks all of Fail's credit card info

Props to chat for falling into the same death pits a million times and figuring out why Star Allies gives the player such a large amount of lives: The game was always meant to be played by a hivemind of several thousand people, in order to truly emphasize the constant theme of Friendship

Alternative title: Chat struggles to get past a small gap for like an hour and then decides they want to kill a demon

chat may be the worst hive mind you've ever seen, but you can't argue with results

These "Chat plays kirb" vids are my absolute fav. I need more!

I didn’t think I’d ever see a foot rebellion in a Kirby game and here we are.

Failboat: * Doubts chat's stupidity and sheer willingness to annoy him * Chat, about to unite for one of the first times in their lives to form one (1) single braincell: *We're about to do what's called a "Pro-gamer Move"*

"Jump if you're having a good time" - Jumps once or twice "Jump if you're having a bad time" - Starts floating up to the skybox

The feral *"NO"* at 13:39 absolutely slaughtered me

The problem: There is always one person in chat attempting to troll with the controls. The solution: Make numerous people that guy

i thought chat could only infect bandanna waddle dee’s soul. nobody is truly safe i suppose

8:47 kirby's stupid smile combined with the sad piano music is making me laugh so much harder than i probably should be

"My chat has made a full time job out of backseating me" no truer words have ever been spoken

This may be the first time the Chat wasn't just the embodiment of chaos.

"It's almost like there's 3000 people holding right on my control stick at all times." It's not 3000 people. It's worse. It's 1 Fyrus.

I've just thought of either the worst or best idea possible: "Chat plays A Hat in Time"

Also didn’t expect someone to have skill issues in Kirby Star Allies

"If you're having a good day, jump" *kirby jumps* "If you're having a bad day, jump" *kirby ascends*

At the end of the day, our greatest enemy can become our greatest ally. What a touching lesson Chat has taught us today

As someone has pointed out before, the classic kirby face really just fits the situation

I remember this stream, I was one of the people killing Kirby whenever he was above a pit. Fun times.

“It’s like watching a toddler waddle though a mine field”

“Feet redemption arc” never thought I’d hear this in my entire life, especially in a Kirby game

This is just the "long spoon" allegory of heaven and hell, that says that "in each location, the inhabitants are given access to food, but the utensils are too unwieldy to serve oneself with. In hell, the people cannot cooperate, and consequently starve. In heaven, the diners feed one another across the table and are sated." Chat learned to feed one another and Fail with their long spoons, and their cooperation is heaven-worthy in and of itself.

I remember being live for that first Jambastion level, and trust me when I say the clock makes it seem like it took _far_ less time than it really did

oh god i remember this stream. i was legit crylaughing to my friends on discord during the level one loop

One day chat's going to end up speedrunning a Kirby game and win the world record

failboat's chat is a bit more...special, than dougdoug's chat. with dougdoug's chat, within 4 seconds of being given control, they've taken 40 screenshots, moved 35 feet, and shot a family of innocent people. with failboat's, it takes em around, what, 30 seconds to take a few steps?

Whenever I go through my day, I get scared when I pass by someone who happens to have feet. This video has inspired me to face my fears

"How did you just cleanly give birth like that" -Failboat 2022

World record Kirby Star Allies: Chat Any% Requirements: On a 100% save file (No way they get past level 2 without it) Chat must be Kirby, player must be player 2

I have rewatched the chat plays KFL more times than I am willing to admit and an extremely excited

The fact we went from the start to boss fighting was so whack.

Chat is invincible, they can beat any game! Must be from all that time worshipping Lord Helix 🤣

chat: *struggles for 20 minutes to get past a hill, then struggles for another couple of hours to get past tiny gaps* also chat: alright, time to kill god

the thumbnail is absolute dread, failboat saying run makes me shiver

It’s honestly scary seeing how well coordinated Chat is, give or take a couple of feet.

Everybody’s having fun until Kirby’s in the hallway of sliding blocks

Since no one else seems to have seen it, I wanted to commemorate the fact that at 2:02, Noteblock made a self-plug in a pretty funny way.

Kirby has got to see someone about those thousands of voices in his head.

Failboat experienced every level of depression and anger as chat tried to make it over a single tiny gap

13:28 Dang it, we couldn't beat them. Even when they literally can't control themselves, we beat them. It might be time for us to rethink our lives a bit.

9:21 When he said "I feel like I am watching a Getting Over It stream", it had me laughing.

8:42 i love this "OKAY KIRBY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"

14:58 The "ta-da" sound makes me laugh every time

It's almost poetic that in the Kirby game where you kill a god with friendship, Failboat killed a god with his fans, his "allies" in a way

10:33 "I can't let you do that, Mr. Chat."

Chat is now titled "God Slayer" as they still hunt for the Gex

We need to go further. 4 streams to control 4 Kirbys in Amazing Mirror.

4:00 This is the peak of 2022 comedy

1:55 And so, the journy of calling failboat "father" begins

I'm not always one to watch Failboat's streams, but this one was just too good to pass up. After we beat Termina, he decided to raid another person streaming Star Allies. There wasn't anyone else streaming it on KZfaq, but there was a single person on Twitch. Next month is going to be my 1-year anniversary of being a follower to Lem_Lemon, and I'm so glad that my choice to join in on the chaos of chat being in the driver's seat led to me finding one of my favorite streamers.

13:20 XD The screaming is funny and the train sound makes me happy thank you

You wake up. You hear the voices of 38,000 people all at once. And if you’re still not feeling possessed, we still have… Kirby but 38,000+ people are causing sheer salt to the person who created a mistake the size of a train wreck sized explosion.

Chat when playing Mario: trolls Chat when playing Kirby: Serious business

Chat calculating the exact pixel perfect inputs to fall into the kirby sized hole

I love how occasionally when Daniel tilts his head down, his forehead actually gradients into blue

You should do a stream where you have chat train an amiibo in Smash to Level 50, then fight the amiibo and see how good it is

I just love to imagine that the representation of chat is just a gamer chair with hands on a wheel with random textes coming from it

I love how chat controlling Kirby is like a dumb child learning how to walk but they can’t stop falling and dad failboat is getting frustrated because the child is intentionally falling

I thought this meant like, physically beat Kirby, like pummeling him into the ground

This doesn’t end well does it? If chat’s in charge then it never does

Alternative title:Playing Kirby Star Allies with my little sibling

7:21 Side note it wasnt chat, it was just Fyrus :)

Chats sense of humour is… Strange. They learnt from Failboat.

3:35 "How did you just cleanly give birth there?"

you gave them instructions to get copper, *and by kirby they found gold!*

Failboat stream fans must have the weirdest “most frequently used” emotes section ever

I think that Failboat's chat needs more traning to become closer to DougDoug's chat

9:10 could be turned into a game "kirby kills all his friends then commits suicide"

Watching the life counter go down so fast is terrifying Edit: 12:37 IM *STRESSED*

11:17: funny boat man have crisis and depression

I remember this stream, this was so long ago and it comes out now? I'm not complaining, please deliver more I am a hungry consumer waiting for more delicious content yum yum father I require my content

After all this months, I realize why thus game was so easy It was designed to be played like this

As far as I'm concerned, chat is playing the most in character Kirby we have ever seen.

1:18 this part is funny lol 😂

Wait… if classic Kirby is given after defeating void, yet classic Kirby can defeat void termina, isn’t that a paradox!

I didn’t realize I was on this stream until I heard the question at 3:20 and remembered asking that.

2:37 genuinely was the hardest part of getting my brother's kids through the game, when we came to areas where everyone had to go to a specific spot

9:53 This moment feels tailor-made for out of context clips

1:46 this out of context 😈😈

it's concerning how fast chat is evolving in order to produce these videos

I love Kirby so much, and I love you gave chat a drivers seat, and a steering wheel!😂

NOW we know how the failboat community feels about teamwork

Never underestimate the failboat chat hivemind

2:02 I don’t know where this QR code leads, and I’m not about to find out.

7:05 is just a Sr Pelo scream

15:33 that's what she said.

Failboat's chat is the only thing that can make someone hate playing _kirby_

I wouldn’t be surprised if in the next chat controls video he brings back the feet to fight the greater evil

It's the act of the hivemind trying to succeed that's hilarious and this hivemind is very self destructive

1:55 Ooohhhhh so that's why chat keep's calling you father, i just found important failboat lore

I remember the sheer chaos of trying to get past the pits

"It's the people posting feet that are the problem" - Failboat 2022 8:28

8:45 "If your having a bad day, jump." **Everyone jumps** Dan : *oh*

I remember in this, slow mode went up every time a waddle dee was killed. Dear lord it was hilarious.

Can I just say that I like the detail of including a timer at the top of the screen to show how long the full stream of this video actual took.

5:38 kills by depression

Failboat: If you’re having a good day today, jump. Chat: *Doesn’t do anything* Failboat: If you’re having a BAD day today, jump Chat: *Jumping intensifies*

That ending was more emotional than every film combined.