Failboat: *Makes a funny yet satirical title* Every Kirby fan in a 20 mile radius: *I sense a disturbance in the force*

This is impossible. Daniel cant hate Kirby, we won’t let him.

Between this and Celeste’s “sponsored by” segment, I can safely say some of Dan’s best content comes from him going insane

The rock at 10:54 can be broken using any Ice combo ability. Breaking it with Fire + Ice was completely unnecessary lmao

that first part where he was slowly descending into insanity though 😂

Fun Fact: I DM'ed Failboat a list of the annoying ability shards right before he streamed this, and he used the list as he played! I tried my best to give important updates during the stream, like telling him that you can't get bomb/rock in 4-2, but I did mess up in 5-4 where I thought Electricity wasn't in the stage. I skimmed through a video during the stream and didn't see it, but I did indeed miss it. Apologies to the misinformed madness at 8:08 XD

Props to Failboat for not using save states (assuming this is the Switch N64 library). The fact he did this legitimately deserves recognition

For anyone wondering why he keeps using ice fire in the video, he was called a wienie if he doesn't get the gem with the combo Just needed to defend fails rampid ice fire use

Fun fact: The Pizza making thing went on for several hours with chat just laughing at Danel while he was suffering.

Dont ever show me an image of a pizza again

hearing fail swear is like seeing the rock and Charlie d'amelio go to Disneyland together

9:56 This is immensely relatable. When playing through Mario & Luigi: Dream Team, I had SO much trouble with the "Dodge 10" Expert Challenges to the point where seeing Mario taking damage physically hurt. It sucks.

Incredibly fucked up that chat convinced him that: a) He needed Fire/Ice for 4-4 instead of just Ice/Anything. b) Electric isn't in 5-4 when you can actually get it right before the midboss. You can get it from the claw guys that drop down at you by floating up by them and sucking them through the wall as you drop back to the ground, then backtrack a bit through the same room to get Cutter. Also really unfortunate that he didn't know he could just backtrack to the previous room to grab Needle if he loses it in 5-2.

Failboat: I have seen no instance of electricity just yet Sparky: Hello there! Failboat: I have now- Sparky: *SIKE, MORTAL YOU THOUGHT* I won't be surprised if the CIA uses this game as a torture method

Failboat: Fire-Ice is just worse needle ability, the bottom tier Viewer: Fire-Ice is literally S-tier Failboat, dying: *Amazing, every word of what you just said...was wrong* "The first is one that doesn't have an ability thing, I just got to be good enough to get it" and then he falls...so many golden perfect timing moments in this

6:24 I'd like to imagine Failboat counting on his fingers while swearing to the world's calmest music to insure that it was 10 seconds of profanity.

Can’t wait to see fail struggling with geometry

Fun fact: Kirby was originally white. The pink you see comes from the faded blood of the thousands he's killed

peak game design and also fire+ice is truly the best ability in kirby history

Just remember that toddlers back in the day somehow managed to solve these puzzles with no knowledge and beaten it 100%. Meanwhile in our time: Dan has lost his mind making pizza and trying to match abilities and holding on to them for dear life

WE FINALLY GOT THE FABLED FIRE/ICE CUT OF THE KIRBY 64 STREAMS

I remember hearing something about how the reason some of the shards are so hard to get in this game may have been so that younger kids wouldn't see Zero^2 (which I am (99.7% sure is the reason for the re-release's T rating).

Failboat going insane is always funny Edit: holy shoot, how did this get so many likes. I think this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment

Kirby has found your sin unforgivable. Edit: huh, first time I've been able to see my comment this high up.

never seen a man struggle so much to make a- pizza? also this editing style is awesome it’s very quick and chaotic feels different than usual

It's always good to see failboat falling under peer pressure.

0:15 "Recreate the soup, Linguini, or you're *fired.* " got me.

Daniel now requires DAILY therapy due to his commitment to getting the true ending to Kirby 64 Pray for his soul

the first part felt like a less infuriating version of Matchmaster Station from the Octo Expansion lmao, had to complete that with the blaster recently to 1000% that DLC and it was hell

6:11 is the best part lol

It’s been 8 months and I still feel Daniel’s pain every time I see this video, I even feel like screaming myself every time I see this. (Screaming such as internal pain, not hatred of content) I know it’s been forever and Daniel probably moved on, but I want to give the man a hug from the pain that happened from this. If you read this fully, you’ve earned a lollipop, just go to the candy store.

This is probably the hardest Kirby game out. I couldn’t figure out how to beat the whale because I didn’t know holding the fish made it a gun

I’ll never stop laughing at the pure FURY and ANGER Failboat had when he got hit at Shiver Star and lost his needle. First time I ever heard him curse!

I watched this live and was disappointed to see that it was cut out from the previous video. Glad it got made into its own video!

If Daniel thinks getting all the shards in Kirby 64 is hard, he will get an aneurysm with Dreamland 2 and 3

Kirby 64 stands for "kirby 64 times more painfull"

Would it have been so hard for Adeleine to just move the painting of the pizza over ONE ROOM?!

Honestly, Dan's cursing is the funniest part of the video

It's never a failboat video without a chunk of Dan's sanity deteriorating

1:14 = basically my sister while playing any game

Failboat (7:08): I don’t rage in Kirby, I don’t rage in games Salty Mania: *Am I a joke to you?* Edit: Also I know in Kirby isn’t in Sonic Mania but it’s just to amplify the rage of Failboat in this video, in this specific moment in general as opposed to his Sonic Mania video titled Salty Mania where he also rages constantly and consistently throughout the video

Glad it’s not just me. Also, fail didn’t need the melted IceCube for that fire stage shard, he just needed any ability with ice that wasn’t fridge. I learned the exception of fridge the hard way.

fail loosing his mind over block pizza is not something i knew i needed, but here we are

What I heard at 4:33 : THREE FOOT JUMP DUUUH

that pizza puzzle took way longer than the video made it look like btw

4:00 This is the stupid humor I subbed for XD

*I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if thousand of voices screamed out, bit were silenced*

3:50 The hardest boss to survive in Kirby 64

in order to face 02, you must first face despair

Ah yes, Failboat and the Crystal Profanities. My favorite Kirby game.

You can just move the screen away from their spawn point and move it back and they will respawn. Also, some do have the necessary abilities later in the level, but you can usually walk back to the puzzle when they do.

You know it’s bad when failboat has to swear

0:51 How would a pizza consume you?

Going from the game grumps discussing which food mascots they'd bone, to failboat struggling with arguably frusterating kirby level design has been something.

8:25 *realization*

"Fire ice is just worse needle" Chat: *and I took that personally*

Me seeing this title, My body: so he gets frustrated, that's ok. My senses: Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right.

This part made me chuckle 3:55

I was laughing at your pain the whole video, I hope your sanity's okay after all that

9:40 Me mental sanity when I lose Super Meatboy more to than 12 times

Failboat when he finds a funky game: *I can milk you.*

It is, in fact, a pain in the ass. It took me until I played the anniversary collection to figure out how to use the cutter/stone combo to get the last shard I needed. I did have a eureka moment and was very happy about it. But still, it was *years* before then.

Fail has lost his mind jokingly a lot, but here he ACTUALLY WENT CRAZY

As purple shep would say "uncle failboot why are you yell at flying bumblegum"

0:13 bro, what is this music XXXDDD

I remember watching this live, there was so much pain to be had.

Who’s gonna tell him Ice + Needle also works on the second crystal in the volcano level

8:06 they lied, electric is in this level, those purple spike things are electric, they’re just hard to get out

I was expecting something unexpected, and I was right, failboat actually swore

7:59 Idk what chat was talking about, electric is available in the level

That pizza challenge was just Matchmaster Station all over again Also I would have put holes in several Switches even just minutes in if I was doing this

For anyone trying to 100% this game world 1-2 provides most of the copy abilities early in the stage and has a full heal early in it too, I hope this helps.

1:01 there's a couple layers to this moment but I don't know if it's a tiny bit or not

9:57 Failboat narrating my entire Cuphead playthrough

10:59 *when the doom music kicks in*

What’s funny is it’s not required to use fire ice, you can break it with any ice combination. Chat just wanted to see failboat suffer.

I only got here for the last part of the stream and I did not realise how much salt I missed. That was insane I’m cackling so loudly. What a great video. Rest in pieces boss

Honestly I'm really glad I'm not the only one who felt this way when getting the crystal shards lol

This is more fuel for my firm belief that Dreamland 3 is the best classic Kirby game

Glad I’m not the only one who suffered completing this

Fail, you undertook a very difficult challenge. Everyone is very impressed. I do have some advice, however. Here’s my list of advice. “Git Gud” “Boring, bye” I’ve taught you all I know.

Why can I not remember what that sound effect at 6:46 is?

1:03 Daniel: “I’m not an artist, chat!” Also Daniel: **POSTS HIS ART THAT HE MAKES ON HIS TWITTER WITH A DRAWING TABLET THAT HE SHOWED IN ONE OF HIS VIDEOS**

I remember the 100% and all I can say is I'm sure everyone who tried to 100% it isn't 100% sane anymore, glad to see you're revisiting an old classic

Suddenly, beating that one crate level from Octo expansion with a blaster doesn't actually seem that bad, lol

Kirby, the franchise known for easy games and *bloody lore* (but we'll ignore that), made Failboat swear on a stream that didn't have a warning in chat or on the title.

The Kirby Pizza sounds like when Steve tries to make a real world pizza using only Google Images.

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Shiver Star from Kirby 64 is basically just Earth covered entirely with frost, speculating that it's just an aftermath of nuclear destruction, hence the factory level.

I just like to imagine chat is screaming In pain for Failboat to realize that Fire/Ice is a good ability

I thought he would always love kirby…

In case no one ever told you: the ice uvula and that magma rock only need Fire or Ice, respectively IIRC any combo involving the right Ability can work chat trolled you with fire/ice, there is no situation in which you need specifically that ability. You can 100% the game without ever using that combo.

There was no way i was figuring this all out when i was a kid, and I didnt. Never even knew O2 existed lol

"I don't rage at games!" Octo expansion matchmaster station and move it move it station. Celeste chapter 9. Most failing four videos. Idiot vs troll level. And many others i am forgetting.

And what we learned here today if you tell failboat to try to make a pizza he’ll go insane

Imagine making a game with such difficulty not in the actual game, but in it's physics and controls, that you make the family friendly KZfaq content creator say not 1, not 2, but 4 swears in one video And that's just the video, imagine how much he swore on stream

This game gets really cheeky with how you should find the crystals... Ok, so Spark is indeed available in Shiver Star's fourth stage, both before and after (in a point he can backtrack to the shard), Dan was just gaslit into thinking there wasn't.

Will this help heal the damages u went through? And I'm sorry for you experiencing this pain...

1:37 Anyone getting Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion flashbacks from this?

failboat: "ice/fire sucks" failboat: expects enemies to die from a single ice cube and not the raging fire

"Die you fucking emoji" Boat, Fail 2022