Sorry the editing for this one's a bit choppy. By far the weakest section of the game and I just had to cut a lot of faffing about.
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@mimictear67882 жыл бұрын
"Hey, yeah, so now that you've got those three generators online, we're finally authorised to send in troops to help with the Aliens. Unfortunately, we're too fucking braindead to tell them to not shoot at the only surviving human in the city, so they're going to shoot you if they see you, because Poke646 feeds the entire organisation on a strict diet of crayons."
@mehcro36222 жыл бұрын
r/rareinsults
@jokerobama68572 жыл бұрын
"Sir, can we at least not shoot the fucking guy who literally *SAVED THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD WITH FUCKING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT* "
@tothemaxx19912 жыл бұрын
Ra. Ra. Murderdeath blood. Ra. Crayons. Kill. Ra.
@freekjobse70512 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna spoil it, but for these who have not played the mod: there's a reason the military is hostile against the player...
@jokerobama68572 жыл бұрын
@@freekjobse7051 let me guess, because he slept on the job?
@alanp33342 жыл бұрын
The mod developer for this one really, really seems to like cheap shots.
@PsychadelicoDuck2 жыл бұрын
And health packs murdered their family.
@TheGamerUnknown2 жыл бұрын
And not giving nearly enough health out.
@Fortirus2 жыл бұрын
at least not a BIG SHOTs
@pelvisdrones2372 жыл бұрын
It eases up in vendetta making it easier
@Able5422 жыл бұрын
"Welcome cadet, to game development 101. First rule, never fight a fair fight."
@NoobGyver2 жыл бұрын
it's funny how he goes through a heavy enemy spawning section with 2 health
@AppleNorris2 жыл бұрын
He also quicksaved at the exact moment he stepped onto a trap.
@MysticTheDarkElf2 жыл бұрын
And it all happened because he decided to not take cover when he shot something he knew would explode.
@Zack_Wester2 жыл бұрын
@@MysticTheDarkElf to be fair I was like there is a 50/50 that he was out or range from that explosion.
@Devilforce9882 жыл бұрын
@@Zack_Wester you dont take any chances considering how rare health is in the mod
@Selvanii2 жыл бұрын
8:31 "I got 57 more god damn rounds in this 2 rounds magazine" -Gus Johnson/Damien
@dinoshotgun2 жыл бұрын
God I love that video
@Maxikxng5 ай бұрын
Also gotta love the double barrel pump action that still has a line where the barrel seperates for the breakaction system oh and also its tube loaded
@TheArtonSlo2 жыл бұрын
19:11 He got lost in an empty 5x5 room with two doors. Well three doors since he came from one but someone with a brain would usually count those out instantly. He has completely no feeling for 3D space. He only acknowledges what's on the screen at that time and the rest is a mystery.
@TheShadowCookie2 жыл бұрын
So true. I love Jolly's videos, but his lack of awareness and such always drives me insane.
@gemtownMANCHURIA2 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure he has adhd or something, no way can a person be this dumb like how he keeps insisting on reading the messages out loud, just read them in your head bro the messages are designed to be read that way. everyone in your stream can read
@vaelophisnyx98732 жыл бұрын
@@gemtownMANCHURIA ADHD doesn't tend to look like how Jolly acts, actually media misrepresentation sucks. he's just blind
@Scypek2 жыл бұрын
@@gemtownMANCHURIA They wouldn't get magically get zoomed in like they do on youtube though. Have you seen how small those things are? Anyway, I don't think I've ever seen a letsplayer who talks but doesn't read on-screen text.
@gemtownMANCHURIA2 жыл бұрын
@@Scypek i played the mod buddy, believe me those text are easy to read in your mind if he insists on reading it out loud though he should just pause the game
@mladkos20902 жыл бұрын
I swear Jolly is the best comfort youtuber/streamer.
@TheBigSomec2 жыл бұрын
That shotgun is a sin. its a double barrel pump shotgun that holds 12 rounds
@TheBigSomec2 жыл бұрын
@Brupcat i know but that’s clearly supposed to be a two shot break action
@Lucios19952 жыл бұрын
You killed the toad at 2:58 and didn't realize you lost 26 health. You definitely would have reloaded your save, me too! 4:25 was pretty funny
@PsychadelicoDuck2 жыл бұрын
16:35 Does this make Jolly's chat renaissance art?
@godHarmy2 жыл бұрын
5:15 "I graduated top of my class of ...what the fuck happened there?!" Relateable dude
@youngthinker12 жыл бұрын
In regards to hunting: Even seasoned hunters may only wound an animal on the initial attack. Tracking the animal, to ensure death as well as prevent further harm, is and always will be an important skill. You goof.
@Rokaize2 жыл бұрын
He thought it said “tracking AND wounding deer”. Not “tracking wounded deer”. The first title makes it sound like you’re intentionally wounding them.
@sbh_tx2 жыл бұрын
came to the comments to say that
@hossdelgado6262 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that ruin the meat?
@youngthinker12 жыл бұрын
@@Rokaize I want to believe he made a bit about it. However, his default joke is, "Look, me dumb" so am unsure.
@youngthinker12 жыл бұрын
@@hossdelgado626 Not really. You can bbq or turn it into jerky.
@sirilthefirst89712 жыл бұрын
Ah yes! Double barrel pump action shotgun. Future is now old men
@brandonmorel26582 жыл бұрын
DP 12.
@jockeyfield19542 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmorel2658 sorry, this is not a dp 12, this is a double barrel wooden shotgun from the 1800s
@brandonmorel26582 жыл бұрын
@@jockeyfield1954 it would be badass though if a side by sider was made into that. The top side of the gun would be more ornamental that anything else, you coulnt break it open since you reload like a normal pump action.
@kosherkingofisrael63812 жыл бұрын
Thanks Briggs.
@brandonmorel26582 жыл бұрын
@@jockeyfield1954 I forgot about it, Neostead 2000
@kommodore66912 жыл бұрын
Is no one else annoyed he has been calling it National City but it is written Nation City this entire time.
@MoonlightEmbrace2 жыл бұрын
The original name is stupid anyway so I don't really care tbh
@GyroCoder2 жыл бұрын
I forgive him because that's a stupid name
@youngthinker12 жыл бұрын
When will Jolly realize the shotgun fires both barrels by default?
@bookreaderman67152 жыл бұрын
That gun is like 50% scout's scattergun and 60% more nonsense and I hate it
@yellownomadglitch33092 жыл бұрын
He already did?
@youngthinker12 жыл бұрын
@@yellownomadglitch3309 I failed to hear him say so in the video, unless this is a comedy bit.
@yellownomadglitch33092 жыл бұрын
@@youngthinker1 Yeah I misread what you meant after I send the comment, maybe he cut the bits where it said it
@PissCovered2 жыл бұрын
@@bookreaderman6715 the dp-12 is a double barrel pump action but in no way looks like the one in game
@izzieb2 жыл бұрын
15:57 Jolly subtly let's people know he's in to masochism
@whyamihere-be7hg2 жыл бұрын
tbh it feels more like a humiliation fetish
@eldonhill48402 жыл бұрын
@@whyamihere-be7hg Not really, just a humiliation career
@whyamihere-be7hg2 жыл бұрын
@@eldonhill4840 good point
@strikeforce15002 жыл бұрын
Wait, we didn't know that already?
@Ky-Nas2 жыл бұрын
Those reflective floors are mad impressive for the GoldSource engine. Super well done. Very nut worthy.
@kyanoang3l0_old2 жыл бұрын
"One man's trash is another man's treasure." Poke 646 devs: "Oh, ok. Let's put the healers in the dumpsters, then."
@Cuestrupaster2 жыл бұрын
Amazing a two barrelled shotgun, that is actually a pumped action, with bullets that goes undearneath the barrel instead the back...
@bottomtext33402 жыл бұрын
Hey jolly. Idk if the self deprivation is a joke but if it isn’t. Your content is truly enjoyable and no matter what you say about yourself it’s always gonna be enjoyable. So yeah.
@byjohan8322 жыл бұрын
That tentacle killing an Alien Controller has to become a clip.
@deathreus2 жыл бұрын
0:17 that transition was so clean
@deusexvesania17022 жыл бұрын
So much Jolly in the last couple days, dunno if my heart can take it. My cat sure is pissed though, my laughing wakes her up.
@maninthesnow43932 жыл бұрын
I can tell by the placement of enemies and the way the level is designed. This man was never loved by his father
@nicholaswilliams64752 жыл бұрын
8:32 "I got 12 goddamn rounds in this here 2 round shotgun."
@unoriginalperson722 жыл бұрын
Jolly was going to explain why he reads slow but got distracted by a door.
@Tinkuwu2 жыл бұрын
Jolly didn't realize the shotgun was already firing both barrels.
@-Raylight2 жыл бұрын
Yes Jolly it would have been better if you have more than 2 or 11 HP So many manly scream from Jolly xD 8:31 Lmao nice shotgun, Mr. Damien really nailed it
@avocadotoast63692 жыл бұрын
I like how Jolly only starts questioning the pump-action break-open shotgun only after he loads it like it's magazine fed.
@oler7772 жыл бұрын
There is actually a double barrel shotgun that feeds from a single tube. The DP-12 is a bullpup 12-gauge pump action double-barreled shotgun designed by Standard Manufacturing. It has two tube magazines, each of which feeds its own barrel. Each magazine tube can hold up to seven 2.75-inch 12-gauge shotshells or six 3-inch shotgun shells. 16 in total with indicator windows
@unluckycatfish68662 жыл бұрын
Sounds cursed. I like it.
@FenekkuKitsune2 жыл бұрын
I like how Jolly had serious struggles during that section in the start of this video, but I feel like if he hadn't lost 30 hp to the toad in the hallway without noticing he would've been fine.
@pacecory1 Жыл бұрын
best youtuber out there. just an honest man playing an honest game and being funny as hecky heck the whole time
@dalejhunter12 жыл бұрын
Boy, these transitions are clean as heck.
@Mabra512 жыл бұрын
Does Jolly not know the half life 1 tentacles only react to sound?
@Rokaize2 жыл бұрын
You’re expecting way too much.
@SiberianOldPal2 жыл бұрын
That bothered me too, hehe. I didn't know they respond to damage tho. They seem to hide when Jolly damaged them, so... He is wise. Just... Not consistently.
@JollyWangcore2 жыл бұрын
Yes, but they're already attacking the places I need to walk so if I didn't take them down they'd fuck me up.
@RainingMetal2 жыл бұрын
@@JollyWangcore I didn't even know it was possible to kill tentacles outside of scripted events. I always just crawled around these ones, using pipe bombs as distractions if need be.
@Devilforce9882 жыл бұрын
@@RainingMetal you dont kill them actually, just annoying them with enough damage that they hide for a while so that the player always has multiple options to deal with them
@botsnkats2 жыл бұрын
Thanks jolly. Keep up the amazing work
@Chimera2622 жыл бұрын
7:57 "greetings brother" as he finds the shotgun XD. too perfect.
@PInnHeAd2 жыл бұрын
That girly scream at 6:45 made me chuckle.
@moshofjosh3128 Жыл бұрын
dude that door switch transition at the beginning was slick
@I0NE0072 жыл бұрын
A bit late, since this was streamed but: while there's definitely pride in getting through an area in a forced no-hit run (stuck at 2 health), I would definitely be okay with using the "give item_healthkit" command (requires "sv_cheats 1") in order to get back to, say 50 health? make it a 3 shot death instead of just a one shot. Especially with the seeming lack of actual health drops. Also: 9:35 The shotgun always shoots two bullets (like the super shotgun of Doom 2 or Quake). Might be why it seems to much more powerful and also why there's no alt-fire (this isn't the quad-barrel from the Unreal Tournament series).
@XSniper741842 жыл бұрын
UT always had the Flak cannon, so the quad-barrel must be from somewhere else.
@I0NE0072 жыл бұрын
@@XSniper74184 The it was at least some release of Quake Area (I've always had a hard time keeping those two ideas separate for some reason; low connection, lots of similarities, and experiencing them with mixed bits via other games/media).
@MisterDraken76092 жыл бұрын
Word of the day: Reading Comprehension
@bausider2 жыл бұрын
those are two words
@_viken2 жыл бұрын
@@bausider Congratulations! You can read! Also, it was a joke.
@bausider2 жыл бұрын
@@_viken I know! It was also a joke.
@csmadisun2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how long until Jolly realises he can simply pause the game if he needs more time to read notes?
@dansgamingstudio77732 жыл бұрын
turns out that shotgun fires 2 shots at one time. no secondary fire, just shot 2 rounds. no 1 shots. that's the man's shotgun.
@Paul206612 жыл бұрын
7:56 Sub notification perfect timing for when u got the shotgun
@Happiest_Potato2 жыл бұрын
Nice, literally at the end of the video, I get a Canadian Tire/Home Depot Ad for Drills!
@bluewho40712 жыл бұрын
Loving this series Jolly!
@Feltednorth2 жыл бұрын
I wonder how jolly will react to the hit-scanners
@GenDercius2 жыл бұрын
That shotgun physically hurts me.
@Shushkin2 жыл бұрын
Your shotgun shoots 2 shells at a time. You don't need alt fire :P
@shadyone66202 жыл бұрын
When I first saw name Poke646 I was thinking it's Pokemon themed mod for HL... Which in fact would be just hilarious. Imagine ANY weapon in the game being basically snarks. Imagine being able to summon your own Headcrabs, Vortigaunts, Grunts or even Gargs!
@kamikaze41722 жыл бұрын
Say what you will, that sniper bow reload is awesome
@onemanclan72482 жыл бұрын
Damn, the new Madden looks crazy! 🔥🔥🔥
@theghost459310 ай бұрын
that shot gun reminds me if a gun i found in the borderlands series once it was a double barrel shot gun with a three round mag and it shot two bullets at once
@itsmidnight83372 жыл бұрын
I was watching the second ep right before this got posted. Time to put this on watch later and continue chap 2
@taglordofruin30622 жыл бұрын
I actually really love that rifle crossbow hybrid.
@GhostersSupreme2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if you noticed but the reason there was no alt fire is because it's only alt fire. Every time you shot it shot twice.
@Paul206612 жыл бұрын
Okay this episode was hilarious 😂
@skell_chr26 Жыл бұрын
Gotta love the pump-action double-barrel shotgun
@nicholaswilliams64752 жыл бұрын
Jolly's rolling a 1 for perception while wearing armour that decreases it by like 500
@SGTFarris2 жыл бұрын
The two previous videos I've been sitting here thinking "Man I'm almost sure I played this back in the day, seems so familiar, maybe I'm imagining it" And then as soon as the section with running on the ledge outside of the building came I 100% knew I played it and I remember thinking how sadistic the dev was kek. I fucked up so many times on that section.
@davmuller84562 жыл бұрын
Saving the world one nail at a time.
@prasimeprasine72532 жыл бұрын
Hey Jolly, would love to get your attention on the mode Absolute Redemption. It's not so long and has even an amusement park in chapter two. Have a great day !
@beaufoster-ballard7582 жыл бұрын
torture is pretty poggers.
@Paul206612 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES Thank you Mr.Damien You nailed this job :)
@cirno94892 жыл бұрын
Me yesterday: It's so frustrating to watch Jolly plays. Also me: woo new video **click**
@photophone55742 жыл бұрын
8:36 Double barrel pump actions do exist. An example would be the DP-12
@natalie68112 жыл бұрын
In today’s episode, Jolly gets Moe’s shotgun
@kazorrazor2 жыл бұрын
What's the differences between two nailguns? They have 2 fire mods: full auto and fuller auto
@SiberianOldPal2 жыл бұрын
Hehe, fuller auto all the way, comrade!
@patchmoulton54382 жыл бұрын
Even the first nailgun has a fuller auto setting when you hold it sideways.
@Mothbean Жыл бұрын
This is me when my waiting puzzle is over
@styks59602 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over "saving the weld"
@asjuna41942 жыл бұрын
9:57 thats how a real man screams
@Intse2 жыл бұрын
Graduated from the top of my class of "What the fuck even happened there". Sounds like a fun school.
@Blackraven62 жыл бұрын
Poke 646 Episode 3: Still poking XD
@Kiljoyvahn2 жыл бұрын
ARGH! Why is the video resizing in fullscreen into a smaller 'windowed' fullscreen, the last video did the same thing. Hilarious videos as always keep it up!
@bloodprince97792 жыл бұрын
i love how jolly keeps misreading Nation city as National city
@JackThunder672 жыл бұрын
I have played this on Sven Co-op port on October last year.
@ArkhQA2 жыл бұрын
This is the best sequel to Mario Bros.
@annoyannoy2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't remember that killing the barnicles with the vomit boy gives you more vomitous ammo :(
@JollyWangcore2 жыл бұрын
Oh don't worry I eventually remember.
@annoyannoy2 жыл бұрын
@@JollyWangcore Or does the chat tell you
@avinotion8 ай бұрын
That ledge-ladder section one hit death could've been avoided if he took cover after shooting at that toad. From 35 to 9 HP then one bee sting down to 2.
@ragnarokstravius20742 жыл бұрын
8:40 bruh, that's the shotgun from Turok 2. Does it fire explosive slugs on the secondary fire?
@SudoKnightlyNonsense2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't have a secondary fire.
@anonimus3702 жыл бұрын
Double barrel pump action? KelTec is that you?
@Paul206612 жыл бұрын
lol I figured out the ''whale'' noises were the tentacles noises lol
@shadyone66202 жыл бұрын
Anyone who played Blast Pit for more than 20 minutes would.
@ft_lesserchungus11922 жыл бұрын
9:22 the primary fire is both barrels
@Raptor0912882 жыл бұрын
I always loved the crossbow model in Poke 646. Way better than the Half-Life crossbow and it sounded so cool.
@loganchew16162 жыл бұрын
He sure has a jolly education
@tothemaxx19912 жыл бұрын
"Ah, yes, I love my pump action double barrel shotgun"
@techknight3753 Жыл бұрын
Just realised watching this back that most the pain of this section wouldn't have happend if Jolly didn't unnecesarily take 26 damage saying fuck you to the toad while hanging out the vent
@teecee18272 жыл бұрын
Jolly, the Budweiser logo is from an actual Budweiser brewery, based in Eastern Europe and *older* than the American Budweiser. Bud actually tried to sue them for using the same name before realizing they were the ones who could get sued.
@hasantz2 жыл бұрын
More sewers? Someone call civvie 11
@Dragon.R.19112 жыл бұрын
Double Barrel shotgun but is pump action, and reloads from the bottom
@kilionn2 жыл бұрын
12:15 im actually was scared the shit out, cause i thought its my earphones broken
@thewolfstu2 жыл бұрын
16:40 now this person is speaking my language. lmao
@thedonttouchthatdialguy2 жыл бұрын
*Eastenders theme plays*
@mranderson95532 жыл бұрын
for those potential "tracking and wounding deer" enthusiast, torture does not make the meat taste better, the exact opposite actually
@tothemaxx19912 жыл бұрын
I'm moderately worried that you know that.
@mranderson95532 жыл бұрын
@@tothemaxx1991 i've just heard that adrenaline and other chemicals changes the taste of the meat, i think it makes it more tough and gamey
@XSniper741842 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's why it's tradition to have a farm animal be eating as you kill it. The animal is more relaxed so the meat isn't as tough.
@mranderson95532 жыл бұрын
im gonna be honest i expected him to get crushed at 2:42
@XSniper741842 жыл бұрын
Same. I was surprised he didn't.
@katharomitroo41852 жыл бұрын
a double barrel pump action shot gun... thats the first time I have seen that.
@nunyabizniz1362 жыл бұрын
I am very curious on how you thought that that high pitched music at the start was a good idea... Other then that I loved the video
@SeriousApache2 жыл бұрын
The shotgun is actually not double barrel, but rather single barrel with tube magazine. Like any pump action shotgun. Barrel and magazine just positioned horizontally.
@El-Burrito2 жыл бұрын
The reload is what threw Jolly off the double barrel shotgun, not the fact that he was pumping it? Totally normal
@SteelSparrowhawk Жыл бұрын
7:57 Wow, that was a recursion
@MegaRazorback Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Jolly ever realized with the shotgun that the reason it lacks a secondary fire mode is because it's firing both barrels at once, eats two shells and actually shoved him back each time he fired the thing...Watch the ammo count go from 12 to 10 from fully loaded.
@emerson52252 жыл бұрын
Well...at least that shotgun doesn't shoot from the magazine tube like the Spas-12 from the original half-life series!😅
@aerfwefd73342 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: Jolly nearly kills himself with explosion and immediately quicksaves, wonders why next section is hard
@JollyWangcore2 жыл бұрын
"you know maybe this section wouldn't be so hard if I didn't come into it with two health"
@aerfwefd73342 жыл бұрын
@@JollyWangcore You quicksaved right after nearly dying. Dammit, Jolly.