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So I Joined a Noob Game as Germany...
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2 жыл бұрынSo Dankus was invited to a noob game and they let him play Germany.
Needless to say you know what happens, so can I now talk to you about our lord and savior Saul Goodman?
The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
HOI4 Multiplayer game and Dankus Germany, let's fill out our bingo.
Full domination in Europe? CHECK!
Gigachad Germany meta gaming? CHECK!
Tank Only Germany? CHECK!
Going from Paris and Berlin to Delhi and Bangkok? CHECK!
Dankus getting banned from Germany and majors? CHECK!
DONE GG BYE!
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@krisi90 2 жыл бұрын
imagine just trying to play a random hoi4 mp game after a long day of work just for dankus to join and ruin the entire game
@ogerpinata1703 2 жыл бұрын
Eh🤷🏻♀️ Looks more like he is in a support role helping out his less experienced allies with production and guidance.
@Tom-oj7si 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine playing hoi4 🤮
@potatto8585 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si imagine watching dankus and not playing hoi4 🤮
@tylerlambert8400 2 жыл бұрын
@@potatto8585 hoi4 is fun to watch not play
@trollkenobi6727 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si Imagine not
@toastwolfe4747 2 жыл бұрын
I love how this is a fun comedy video for us and a survival horror film for the allies.
@stevemc01 2 жыл бұрын
17:46 "tank veri speedy" PoV inside the car: *London has Fallen to the Germans*
@brendanworthington3888 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they called it. That Russia was looking meaty, and Japan wasn't exactly inspiring confidence. They should have at least seen how barb would play out.
@IceMaverick13 2 жыл бұрын
So many Soviet players don't even want to attempt Barb if they know D-Day isn't coming. It's wild how many of them just completely fold up if there's no D-Day, even if they've got a crazy economy going.
@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 2 жыл бұрын
@@IceMaverick13 Allies called it not Russia :)
@IceMaverick13 2 жыл бұрын
@@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 And in the same announcement, Dankus asked "What about Russia?" and they said Russia doesn't want to try since the Allies resigned. Hence, Russia players rarely want to try if there's no chance of a D-Day.
@epiclighthd7655 2 жыл бұрын
@@IceMaverick13 xDDDD Russia was about to start justyfing, allies were just coping 🙂
@mathiaskokholmchristensen9306 2 жыл бұрын
@@IceMaverick13 I am pretty sure you are wrong since i was russia main ;)
@s1borg 2 жыл бұрын
As a swiss citizen, I can confirm that gold will be safe
@aat5739 2 жыл бұрын
Where exactly did the gold come from 🤨
@stevemc01 2 жыл бұрын
@Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий legal acquisitionarees
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
ty try
@magicianslucky602 Жыл бұрын
@@aat5739 African slave mines from the frenchies taken by the nazis
@yeatnumber1Dmuncher 2 жыл бұрын
Dankus is waking up his entire neighbourhood with his loud clicking
@leus_1990 2 жыл бұрын
ja alta
@filce1232 2 жыл бұрын
Unpopular opinion: Dankus is an above average player
@pinkcrewmate8103 2 жыл бұрын
Dude no way. Dankus is only one of the players in time
@bergine8834 2 жыл бұрын
Dankus is the of all time no cap
@Tom-oj7si 2 жыл бұрын
Popular opinion and true: Dankus is the best Hoi4 competitive player (currently)
@justduck4504 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si he just is.
@annurissimo1082 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si I'm not sure if *the* best def ONE OF the best. I haven't seen how some other pros do it so I only have a few hours of watch time to compare to Dankus
@janehrahan5116 2 жыл бұрын
that "im dankus" is pure power radiating.
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
bruh..
@LiterallyMe05 2 жыл бұрын
The leader of Luxembourg is actually a reference to the hoi4 KZfaqr Pydgin, and the pronunciation of his name. He makes really good tutorial content and explains mechanics.
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
aaaaah
@homefront1999 2 жыл бұрын
That's an interesting idea let Dankus pick either Soviets or Germany. And let's see how many guys can Dankus handle tag-teaming him. Could Dankus beat a 5-player Germany as a solo Soviet?
@Tom-oj7si 2 жыл бұрын
Dankus getting tag teamed?!? 😵🥵🤤
@gamerf3643 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si hold up
@Tom-oj7si 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerf3643 What that F stand for
@gamerf3643 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tom-oj7si idk, I just didn’t like my old username so I changed the last part to F
@decanusseverus8773 2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerf3643 change it to X
@euqsad1002 2 жыл бұрын
russia just spend several hours preparing for barb for it to not happen because allies called it lmao how much time wasted
@edixonvc5101 2 жыл бұрын
Hoi4 in a nutshell, or how usa and Japan players spend like 3 hours waiting for the war just for Germany to capitulate
@kinglyknight 2 жыл бұрын
Russian and US players just playing sim city until hours later they surrender
@heart4740 2 жыл бұрын
If he can do this, just wait until he realizes how to guard his ports
@trikmandularlgaming2026 2 жыл бұрын
how to guard your ports?
@heart4740 2 жыл бұрын
@@trikmandularlgaming2026 against naval invasions
@Raven-yk7lg Жыл бұрын
@@trikmandularlgaming2026 fallback lines/garrison command
@yugijoe536 2 жыл бұрын
This giga chad doesn't know the meaning of overkill
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
ehsports
@DirkusTurkess 2 жыл бұрын
They can't ban you from every server. Or can they?
@AtelierLaoshi 2 жыл бұрын
he isnt banned in reurope hoi4
@scipioafricanus2212 2 жыл бұрын
The fact they'll ban you for playing well is precisely why I don't waste my time on HOI4 public mp lobbies
@iwillnoteatzebugs 2 жыл бұрын
They can .
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
idk...
@czarsalad101 Жыл бұрын
@@scipioafricanus2212 You play MP at all? (I have no friends 😔)
@RandyHandy09 2 жыл бұрын
When dankus goes to bed he dreams of heavy tanks
@huseyinemreeken3024 Жыл бұрын
Joining a noob game as Germany is like throwing a nuke at average flat
@wetwillyis_1881 2 жыл бұрын
If this is how you do against these guys, I don’t even want to know how you would crush my discord mates.
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
🥶
@Anti-Furry-tm4tr 2 жыл бұрын
Beat the Soviets Players by not even fighting them by Mentally Dominating them. E-sport!!
@GAMC-GHETTO-ANGELS-MC-ON-TOP 2 жыл бұрын
Its funny how your so good they just give up and ban you from playing on that sever
@Decrupt 2 жыл бұрын
Rail roads visible like that is really nice.
@sixspartan114 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t let the Soviet’s grind on you” -Dankus best quote from a Hearts of Iron 4 game and it sounds bad
@AlbatrossMMO 2 жыл бұрын
Basically got told Dankus was gonna meme since people on the server didn't know what they were doing. *proceds to do the most meta shit possible and bring in meta minors* big sadge. GGs tho
@tylerlambert8400 2 жыл бұрын
Tbh he can't meme when the allies are stacked against him and Japan is japan
@3dcomrade 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerlambert8400 you better look up Putin187. Not a HoI4 player,but guy will meme if he can or chat asked to. Dead channel unfortunatrly. Hopefully not one of the conscripts dying in Ukraine
@AlbatrossMMO 2 жыл бұрын
@@tylerlambert8400 I mean, evidently they weren't stacked against him
@tylerlambert8400 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlbatrossMMO the axis game is basically free in any game until barb.
@JosefZeethuven 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlbatrossMMO He was solo germany vs 3 soviet player i dont see how thats not stacked.
@RapDap2333 2 жыл бұрын
He has beaten every shit with only 16 divisions 💀
@Potzelot 2 жыл бұрын
The swiss cup is such a perfect joke i love it
@vyevd8 Жыл бұрын
hard to believe that tommykay used to be called the "best hoi4 player" and then dankus popped up
@garde1815 2 жыл бұрын
Yes finally showing the mod in use!
@chaseme6986 2 жыл бұрын
mod link?
@xanpenguin754 2 жыл бұрын
I that’s because this is a different to normal mod. Normally he Plays tfb Oak or Horst. Occasionally he’ll play r56 rp.
@PfcDupuis 2 жыл бұрын
Hey I made it into a Dankus video with that "is the woman there" wowwwww ahahhha
@Pydgin 2 жыл бұрын
8:05 quality meme, I approve.
@iserik2144 2 жыл бұрын
your telling me soviet played eco all that time for just not to even fight?
@frankfletcher_1 2 жыл бұрын
"Good ending" No Dobruja?
@Thegamer-rr7gk Жыл бұрын
Good video Dankus keep up the good work.
@adamc9834 2 жыл бұрын
Noob game with rodrik on Hungary... Dánkus any time you play a balanced game you get slapped
@danielhakim9756 2 жыл бұрын
The Axis minor seems chill and ready to listen for instructions
@electricxplorer 2 жыл бұрын
Bro when ur lend leasing just click the button that sends all of them don't type the number in lmao
@Armless45 Жыл бұрын
First I’ve seen of your channel, but I love the neutrality mug
@runtav_guz8564 2 жыл бұрын
9:34 Rare Dankus W
@jakekn7304 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of old tommy Kay
@manualcontrol5581 Жыл бұрын
You know, I can see why they called it there. If you knew for a fact that you weren't going to win and had the choice of wasting 3-5 (a generous estimation) more hours of your life still playing it through vs just leaving and saying "Fine, gg, you win", I wouldn't blame anyone for going with option 2. I mean, look at what they were facing. A meta'd to high hell Germany and all the other people you guided into Meta builds for their nations vs (As your title says) a bunch a noobs. The only one you were somewhat interested in fighting was the Soviet player and still you were outclassing him on all points. Why bother when the game is no longer fun? Also who in their right mind invited you to this?!
@paperbackwriter19 2 жыл бұрын
SOMEBODY TELL DANKUS THAT I WANT TO INDULGE IN THAT
@phq1526 Жыл бұрын
how tf did he deploy so many divisions at once and so quick? i'm new so
@cyketrik 2 жыл бұрын
“i’m gonna grind on my tank genital”
@ghost_of_zilina9341 Жыл бұрын
Hi I just wanted to ask one question. The question is: What mods are they using? (Sorry for my bad English)
@kristofkovacs4005 2 жыл бұрын
babe wake up Dankus posted
@patron3320 2 жыл бұрын
dankus memecus you are a best hoi player . Like your dedication to win a game .
@anoobnoduhgaming9416 10 ай бұрын
How do you have so many factories?
@viridiscri9713 Жыл бұрын
How can you change leaders pictures? Is a mod or a DLC?
@lukameliqidze8493 Жыл бұрын
when dankus is joining noob game we know whats gonna happen
@polizeifan5553 Жыл бұрын
Geil wie er immer olda sagt 😂
@sindeon 2 ай бұрын
Thumbs up for the intro alone.
@kubastachowiak9911 2 жыл бұрын
imagine if dankus changed his nick to TANKUS
@user-ch8cd8mb4o 7 ай бұрын
best joke in start
@bloodyburger6023 Жыл бұрын
Me with 20 hours in hoi4 not understanding anything:
@alexanderraz. 2 жыл бұрын
USSR was playing SimCity for like 5 years lmfaooo
@Gartenzaun241 2 жыл бұрын
01:00 love how Dankus was irritated hearing a female voice as japan player
@Tom-oj7si 2 жыл бұрын
He clearly wasn't But he should have been
@benito1620 2 жыл бұрын
"Female"
@alexanderraz. 2 жыл бұрын
>female >Paradox Game
@MrTeddy12397 2 жыл бұрын
>female
@buzter8135 Жыл бұрын
🤨 I'm just confused.
@GeneralTrout Жыл бұрын
0:41 SOVIET SANDWICH-
@Supergforce777 2 жыл бұрын
Calls it before barb lmao
@chucanoris 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf was that fighter stockpile btw
@Smiley1967 2 жыл бұрын
did you noticed dankus is wiggeling his butt the whole time you can see his chair moving :D
@LuckFV Жыл бұрын
"I'm Albanian" The scariest word ever said
@powlman6841 2 жыл бұрын
what's the mod for those red railways?
@paperbackwriter19 2 жыл бұрын
needless to say i enjoy watching it
@nopls2078 2 жыл бұрын
when is the spain video from stream few days ago
@joshual9976 2 жыл бұрын
Best intro ever
@Mc-machanical 2 жыл бұрын
😧😱💀 Dankus no...there children.
@kommissarvalkyre2054 2 жыл бұрын
"Im Dankus" "Im Albanian"
@CG-eh6oe 2 жыл бұрын
Why go Hess over Borman for PP gain? Is there something i am missing or does the mod change it?
@Tipacaw 2 жыл бұрын
I think the mod changed it
@cherry59603 Жыл бұрын
germany + soviet union - poland = polish sandwich
@magnusludio2741 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, Tankus what mods did you use in this game?
@lucasquinn1206 2 жыл бұрын
That's what I want to know
@bubblebum7860 2 жыл бұрын
Dankus is one of the HOI4 players
@lukavidic9990 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing editing
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
eyyypooooo
@timmears5467 2 жыл бұрын
Dankus sounds so bored playing this game. He's done this way too many times
@NicholasW943 2 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't be playing a major in these noob games. It's fun content, but holy shit does it feel bad to play against one of the best players as a noob. Dankus should stick with minors in noob-friendly lobbies.
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
i think he was sick or something during this one, or maybe just bored idk i forgot when he was sick
@90Degrees_ Жыл бұрын
Why does the spain player sound like a younger alex the rambler lol
@squidbillie0897 2 жыл бұрын
what is the mods they use in those mp game
@vesai1 2 жыл бұрын
Wtf is with his planes stockpile at 19:10, more than 2mil planes, thats some bug right?
@hardinhp 2 жыл бұрын
Have you tried the fuwg mod? They host everyday with 30 players
@euplexia8674 2 жыл бұрын
dankus have mercy on them please
@lukesmith8896 2 ай бұрын
"even greater hungary"
@RanzSchwein Жыл бұрын
I love the accent and I love the content
@lampdust1016 2 жыл бұрын
Invading Yugoslavia before Poland=hist
@mrcaboosevg6089 Жыл бұрын
-2.1million Fighters is insane
@Angezockt 11 ай бұрын
what´s the name of the song at the start of the video?
@rambleroodle2369 2 жыл бұрын
can you play the mod "Europe In Flames" at multiplayer?
@Oscar-qj7uc 2 жыл бұрын
When do you change your name to tankus memecus
@cazacudragos4498 2 жыл бұрын
Did anyone find this mod on workshop?
@rabbit709animations Жыл бұрын
I got an anime war thunder advert somehow while watching this ;-;
@careernerd2135 10 ай бұрын
Boss, you killed a child.
@ApexWolf 2 жыл бұрын
what mods are u playing in this vid
@EntityVsEntityInteractions Жыл бұрын
8:44 Casual 2,146,977 Fighter 2s in stockpile -_-
@WhereTheFunBegins 2 жыл бұрын
Need some Italy content from dankus
@DankusMemecus 2 жыл бұрын
yes
@Lilpelta 10 ай бұрын
What mods did you use
@tristanholland1 2 жыл бұрын
Some intel here, because i know genlab and he said that Russia players weren't afraid at all and that it was some other random thing which was why it got cancelled.
@czek5453 2 жыл бұрын
DANKUS?
@florencetheflowerkeeper 2 жыл бұрын
He is Dankus? Dankus is Dankus? Are we sure?
@TheStanislavson Жыл бұрын
09:07 Can someone explain to me how they have 2146938 planes in reserve, so much resources and so much everything? How is this happening?
@fancymelon5127 Жыл бұрын
the game is breaking and showing a deficit as a surplus he's in a deficit of 2 million aircraft because he has a bunch of empty air wings- this way the aircraft automatically deploy once produced
@paperbackwriter19 2 жыл бұрын
tank tutorial yes please
@Artuxplays 2 жыл бұрын
Good video but I want know mod name because I want play that
@homefront1999 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Dankus. I have a tactic I would love to know your opinions on. Not sure if it's been done before but it fies like this As Italy go for a Gibraltar invasion asap. Then go for a naval invasion of the French West Coastline. I've tried this in like 9 games and has worked well except once due to my bad micro. But in my experience the allies don't expect such an early invasion of Gibraltar. They also don't heavily guard the French Coastline. But this can lead to easy France cap
@paperbackwriter19 2 жыл бұрын
dankus on top nefver drop
@yeetyeet5079 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if some other high level hoi4 player joins the same noob game as this guy
@cedricl.marquard6273 2 жыл бұрын
Bruv joimed a noob game and smoked the allies so hard that tbe Soviets gave up.... poor people....