I hope kellan somehow managed to watch this.

he's not real, he's scripted

No way, You can't make that kinda stuff up

beavis81 woah

@@beavis5691 bullshit 4 years later

Honestly, I'd bet it was one of the devs. Who in God's name would pay 10 dollars a month to play this thing

***** WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE? (Also, how do you have internet access stuck between two pipes? Love your videos by the way.)

Maybe someone flushed a router down the toilet. I mean how do you think he got the ds and gameboy?

Alan YaKnow Mario dropped it...

Me too

I would've been amused, I mean hearin that right as you go out into the world is perfect for any start the inspiring words of "sup dickface".

NitroZachmo Well, given that the game takes great pains to point out that you are one of millions of people going about their daily lives, I suppose it took me down a couple notches. Which is good, because I got mugged only once before I started sticking to the main roads.

+Jacob Smith Wait, in the game or real life?

CtDAN1 In the game, I've fortunately avoided highwaymen in real life.

+Jacob Smith Okay, that's good to hear.

Shiny Umbreon hey you don't want little children walking down the street and see two people doing the nasty. That would scar them unlike. theft, rape, murder, and blackmail.

Yes but real people who rape real people don't usually care sadly

XD

I just don't get why the didnt make a simple flash game

John Carver ah yes,but then ian wouldve never found this and we wouldnt have this glorious video

"Spent hours" yeah, like Ubisoft spent "hours" making the driving physics for Watch_Dogs.

On the bright side, they probably spent more time on implementing women into their game than Ubisoft did with their game.

I'm weirdly fascinated by its format, tbh... but I guess I just have an obsession with text-based MMOs in general. Heck, at the beginning of the video I've briefly considered trying it just to see the kind of trainwreck it was, but then it started waxing poetics about bitches and donkey anatomy, and I went "actually, I'd be better off playing a _good_ text-based game." ... Still, the animators and programmers are one thing, but you have to wonder what kind of writer sits at his desk and says "Yipee ! I've come up with three new ways to describe the skin of a fat hooker. And all in a day's work, too !" The precautions they're taking with the legalese are pretty fantastic to look at too. "Here, we've got this game where the purpose is to sex anything that moves, but it's all pretty legal, so don't sue us". That's a disturbing amount of elaboration for a silly sex game, you're right, tomoremy. I wonder what these people do for a hobby? And what's a "Sociolotron", anyway? (And still, this game is only the tip of the iceberg. I'm sure there's worse out there.)

lol. yess

KELLAN GRANT FOR PREZ 2K16

Justin Noker Kellan Grant Donald Trump OH WAIT

Vicente Temes screen names are so deceptive ;-;

A fat belly

Nikanaiko yep

When I watched this, I was not old enough to hear this history. Now that I’m old enough to watch this, I realized younger me as a innocent 14 year old who has a habit of blurting things I’ve seen on KZfaq videos out at random should not have watched this.

@@sugarkane1571 Honestly, I feel this comment on a deep and emotional level

I was like 12 when I first watched this video. lmao

+Robert Purdin He was an all right guy in game too.

Zach W. Lol ikr, him an all them dix... I mean pixels.

Is that like a stand-up comedian, except instead of telling jokes, he just says "You look nice today" for 10 minutes?

10:26 "Kellan leads me into a house and starts filling me in."

He cant afford it or else hell be alone in the game once again

We talkin early or late game normal ;)

+jettythesunfish itz u from chantelise!!!!! :3

Definetly not a person Indeed, it is me xD

i know right. a fat belly.

You know, this fat belly makes up for a good piece of wood.

how about lulu tulips for a girl?

That would be perfect

Do it i approve

I'm naming my child A fat belly

Nana miki our children shall marry each other

+Avakadoman Sup

They will never figure out my secret identity; Oh fuck...................

+Avakadoman Hi

He's in Belfast,UK he has a Facebook

One game has Monks, one game has Technicians and this game has Kellan.

In every single MMO I have played there has been numerous "Kellan Grants". People always help noob players.

You'd be surprised, Della. When I used to play Runescape and after I had done all the quests and what not, all I ever did was help others. I'd give out free armor and food, and act as a guide for many quests. It's too bad you have to download it now, though. I mean, you don't have to, but it'll lag to high shit if you try otherwise.

Gnosis If left Runescape 4/3 years ago, I love it back than but than I've ragequited and never came back because I lost almost everything during the important quest... I'm still having memories of this game like about Inadequancy, is it worth it to come back?

Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław Not really. I quit it, too. They kind of got a bit greedy and felt the need to set even more limitations on non-members. They also went through the trouble of adding a bunch of unnecessary graphic and other "upgrades" and additional add-ons that made it to a point where it wouldn't really work well unless you download it. I don't download anything, so I haven't returned to it. I'd say no, though. Like I said; more limitations, and plus the new combat system they put in is annoying as fuck. RIP Runescape

Noooo pour one out for a real one

Caddicarus haha! nice one caddy!

What what?

I have only this to say. " it was ok. "

Brutalgoose

Elix

or the " to many females, men get in free"

I was curious so I clicked one to see what it was, mostly because I could read the website under it never changed but the picture and ad did, sometimes it was 18+ only, sometimes it said fun for all and had a picture of Elsword, my fav game so I knew it was bs. What I got was wartune, it's ugly and boring (and no, there isn't anything 18+ in it as far as I cared to tell)

John Carver Never saw one of those, sounds stupid

it's just "Adult gamers only". And pretty much. Don't ask how I know.

Or in the case of Evony, spyware with a Civilization clone.

Post Nut Clarity

420th like let’s goooo

@@ohsnapitsdiana lel

@@Soulraven2735 yep, sounds like post nut

you could make that yourself, call it "Socialatron: the search for Kellen" or something.

Kellen is the Greybeard of Sociolotron, waiting for the Dragon Born to arrive.

Pattamatt1998 In their tongue he is the Dovahdick... Dragon Boner!!!

*And thus, DWC15 began his epic journey to find the one named Kellan, the only hope in this world of sexy MMO's with no tutorials. His path would be dangerous, but righteous. Should there be a sliver of chance to find this harbinger of information, DWC15 must first find Lulu, Kellan's partner who he, assuredly, did in the butt.*

C;

That would be an interesting plot twist.

why else would they be playing, they're probably disappointed no one played their game.

Probably not creators, I put my bet on long distance couple who get their kicks on cyber fucking

If it weren't for the monthly subscription, that may actually happen, haha.

TheZENbros That's the sad twist at the end. :(

I.... I love you.

a fat belly

I want to believe

i think about this one every time

Wait....someone's pretending to be Kellan?

Yeah.

+MDXLR Videos Considering that we have people with accounts that portray them as anime characters, this is hardly surprising.

Not as wild as one would want.

in real life what would you do if a stalking murderer was behind you in the street, you roleplay yourself of the situation. I know Gross but its a choice not to be raped and I hate that word, I am sure we learned a lot in this first edition

yep its in the manual

Girliepie Sociolotron This...thing has a manual?

nope. me too. it seems pretty fucked up tbh

We have very tastes when comes to videos I guess

@ y'know what, I can respect that

What's his name? Because of COVID?

@@ahuman9860 I dont know why he died but he sadly died. If you go on the sociolotron website you see that he is the one who created it and in the the link i send you can see some people saying their username so i assume its him.

@@goldenflower5035Well, that's a shame. So, what happened to the game since?

@@MatthewCobalt No idea. Its still online and i have seen that its been taken over by a other company or people.

@@goldenflower5035 any other sociolotron related news?

EpickatShow sociopath is not just a sex game.. It is life!

Epickat it’s sobering, like maybe people actually used to crowd the game but it’s just lost its player base. It’s so interesting to think what it used to be 😢

Unfortunately most virtual worlds are dead or dying. I spent years on virtual worlds and MMORPGs.

@Epickat A lot of these sex MMOGs still require you to pay to access them, or at the very least give them your credit card details for a free trial. It's fun when they're free though.

Do u have any dead mmos to suggest? I love your idea!

Write a novel about this. k thx

There'd better be a damn good reason why this isn't top comment.

Extremely underrated comment

A mountain trail bike.

A BONUS ITEM!

Pepperoni Pizza.

BONUS DUCKS!

Also, a rotund man. All hail.

Ever find out if the developer is okay?

@@plot6520 The developer passed away in December 2020 he was 58

@@benjaminwebster8943 damn. Thank you.

Sadly, the game is in its death throes. Since the developer's passing, there have been numerous hardware and database issues that hasn't been resolved. Unless things change, the game is slated to retire at the end of February 2022.

This comment didn't age too well, but the game is officially dark as of 04/17/22

I can assure you that those 2 were NOT dev's. The entire game was created by only 1 man!. Anyone that is a "Game Master or counselor" in Socio. have their title shown above their name. These 2 were actually just regular players that help newbies. Other people were playing the game.... Not everybody just sits looking at the locator waiting for newbies to log on. The reason others were not in sight is because Newbies begin and have a certain amount of hours they must spend in "Stratford" which is the Newbie district of the game. There are many other districts to do the other things the game has to offer. The ones that hang out most often in Stratford besides Newbs are the ones that like the game sex, or looking to help News, some looking to get them to join their gang and so on. Most people that have spent time in the game and have played for sometime know everything about the game. It's not that unusual... and to speak in RP again not unusual when after all it is a real role play game.

@@silverbells5141 Oh my god I was scrolling through the comments and I found this... I'm kinda stunned that someone who plays and knows this game actually found this video. What's it like on there? Where are all the people? Is it possible to actually seduce the guards???? Share your secrets with us, Silver Bells!!! What have you seen!?!?

@@frogfireFantasy lmao! There really are still people/players around. Most are just spending some time on the re-done( The Sims online ) called FreeSo lol. Check in on a evening weekend when many players are on. Nope you can't seduce a robotic guard,but you can the other NPC's. You can giggle and make fun of that which you don't know, but Socio.is like no other game out there,new or old. Like a good classic game board. A good real rping game doesn't need all the lights & sound..graphics fill ins,nothing happens that your actions don't cause. I don't get on often these days due to lack of time but do still have my accounts and will be there until me or it's gone lol.

@@silverbells5141 you are a legend man. Saw your other comments here.

Hi, do you know what happened to the game? I read somewhere Sociolotron 2 might be in the works, but can't find any page for it. Sorry to hear about what happened to the OG dev :(

And this video is a true masterpiece of the trade. A fat belly.

I know right? You can find love in the weirdest of places

+Zayaan Nashrid yeah like every "pro" in wow i've met when i began playing the game was a douche bag

yomna ashraf as someone who has never touched an MMO before Mainly because of the toxicity

yomna ashraf I think too many players go into MMO's with this idea that because they're anonymous the world belongs to them. They can harass, pick-on, or straight up bully other members and usually have zero consequences except maybe a 6 hour ban (and that's if you're on a service with decent gmods). So, if you can do all those things and constantly get your way with no downsides why in the world would you want to be NICE? I can personally think of a lot of reasons, and it's why I've tried to help new people when asked. But I do believe the above plays a large role in why they're asshats, they know they won't get in trouble for it, so why not?

+Goldenkitten1 mama mya that is some complicated english i didn't understand a word so sorry :(

*takes off sunglasses* Mother of God...

Horrible sex games which should not exist has more helpful players (if you met some) than good MMO games...someone should make a research about it.

Bogu dzięki żem Popciosław That's because they don't want to scare you away seeing as your the only person they can interact with.

+Joemoebob! I'm a dude, and I would like "street bitch" better.

@@whatsallthebrouhaha Thanks for reminding me

Hell yeah

jawmuncher me too i mean he bought the game might as well

#cri4kellen

At least he's got lulu tulips (which is probably his second account)

As far as I know, this is the average... and not only porn MMOs, every porngame are like this...

Maybe for the extremely small community? I mean, it's really extremely exclusive.

Trust me friend this is the low end of sketchy you would not believe what I have gotten into

I'm listening

For 2 years

I know this is an old post but.... I wanted to add that I have played this game for over 12 years and it is not sketchy at all. I have never had more money taken out for my Sub than it should. Also I was given my first account free. Many of us that began there during beta and even after got to know the game creator because he is often in the chat room . Oh yeah, one more thing the game is not even paid to the game website, payments go thru a trusted internet pay system.

agreed :(

tis painfully true.

Yeah :/

oh shit, hes dead?

@@calentinestrider8368 Sadly yes. You can look it up.

@@goldenflower5035 And now, as of 04/17/22, his game has perished with him.

@@hiredgoon83 How sad !

No. I actually played this game for a while paying in amazon giftcards. They actually glad to see ANY new players there, it's like new gay person in the village - they are just happy to see someone new.

Давы Достали When was that?

+recursor94 They also said to leave if you aren't 21. So this game is for nobody?

+GamerCola That seems about right.

I just wonder why the hell it's 21 and not 18? I mean, it's silly...

For 1 reason back when the game was first developed the laws for video games content was different in different "states & Countries. Also "21" is assumed to be more mature than teens :P

"assumed".

in a world where very realistic skyrim sex mods exist this is pointless

JohnnyMarsBar They tried to arrest me.. so i tried to molest them.

Groose Who Has Such A Noose Loose That He Will Force It Up Your Caboose when in doubt, when you think how do i escape? tilde key, kill or in this case go behind them and press k

in a world where porn for every type of fetish exists all games like this are pointless.

Mst3kfanatic1 plot twist, this kind of thing IS a fetish

Jonathan Victory I routinely come back to rewatch. It’s among the classics

@@gayvervelvet Yeah I just started watching this guy, I can't believe I've never heard of him. He's like Jontron without the horrible upload schedule and blatant racism.

+OnniManga Glad i'm not the only one who thought that. Hahahahaha. :-P

DNIGHTLORD14 get out of here, Fenoxo

sherlockbatman I'm not Fenoxo, he's got his own channel.

Xcorruption of champions would be so cool if it was an MMO

I was relieved....Until Ian started screwing a male NPC....

Lol a man was the only one that Ian could catch xDDDD

I can't believe people even PLAY this game.

...I'm just going to back away. D:

It shouldn't

Didn't know you hung out in more then just Game Grumps comment sections o:

Wait... Somebody.... Recognises me? :3

KingOfTheSpooks oh no its the dead marowak i don't have a sylphescope oh noes (sarcasm)

That sounds like a good character.

Probably XD

Lets agree to disagree.

ShinOpaque Then if you say it's bad, find me a truely FTP mmo that dose not go like "We say it's ftp but you need to pay to do special things and have fun." Most "free to play" mmo's are like the WoW ftp mode.

OddJaguar15 Well Mabinogi comes to mind. Cash shop mainly just sells clothing that can be traded and brought in game. And You can get up to 9 free pets that fly and everything.

A brave man selling his soul to insanity. Endure on a quest that many have never partake in. Become. The one who did it.

Indeed. I'm eighteen, however: 1) This game would be legal for me to play where I live (but why would I want to? It looks pretty uninteresting). 2) There's nothing explicit in the video itself.

+Isomer Mashups i'm 16 not super far from 18

sтαтιc ғσg Oh trust me, _I believe it._

Isomer Mashups Dattebayo

Emilee Harding I doubt there's anyone over 21 who watched this.

I'm off by about 6 years.

Darth R0xas I almost raised my hand, then I suddenly remembered that I am 23. What year is it even?

Kaera Neko 2232

Darth R0xas Shit.

I watched it at age 18. Close enough.

Diego Lockhart I think the term you're looking for is "incredibly sexy" (and no, that wasn't intended as a play on the events of this video). I've noticed that gay guys tend to be that, actually…It's SO ironic, because those attractive features end up not getting passed on to the next generation. Le sigh. :P

Wandergirl108 Okay sista, he's indeed sexy, I would bang 10/10, and it's 2015 there's always a way, example, if me and Ian were a couple and wanted a son, it's pricey but there's a way, science ftw.

***** He's a hunk, I wouldn't mind going on a date with him.

+Diego Lockhart Lel, he's dreamy.

I know this thread is pretty old, but I just thought you'd need to know that Ian is gay. Looks like I can have him all to myself.

6 WOAH!!!

While the game was supposed to go offline on March 1st, 2022, as of this post (April 4th, 2022), the game is still up. All content has been frozen and the other restrictions I've mentioned previously are still in place, but if you're able to log in -- it may be your last time to do so.

@@karismithwsu Hey -- the game is officially dead/offline. Who were your character(s) there?

Im kinda annoyed that i only discovered this game yesterday...

Gasp! You shouldn't be watching this! Only a mature 12 year old can handle this!

JackTV but i said i wasnt an 11 year old! (LIES)

Sky Lord of Awesomeness Exactly and Im Gaben

JackTV cool

Sky Lord of Awesomeness That translation is wrong btw