WHO'S EXCITED FOR LIFESTEAL SEASON 3??? ALSO APPLICATIONS CLOSE WEDNESDAY 11:59 EST GOOD LUCK ALL

Lifesteal after taking like 2 hearts of damage: "IM LOW" "Pleeeeaaassse" Hermitcraft on 3 hearts: *flies into tree*

parrot: who spawned all these withers? spoke: ....

parrot: who spawned all these withers? also parrot: *tells spoke to spawn 1000 withers*

i love how everyone else is fighting and trying to believe their stuff is gone while parrot is solving puzzles

The master of solving puzzles

I like how parrot was confused about who spawned the withers when he told spoke to lol

2:13 ‘With the end dimension completely destroyed, One small mistake would drop me into the void’ Lmao he’s also making riddles of his own

Vortex: "You could kill me right now and leave with a heart" Parrot: Kills Vortex and takes his heart *Directed by ROBERT B. WEIDE*

That was genuinely insane! I didnt even know a triple wraparound was possible, you deserve my sub, ang gl on the race to 1mil!

he picked technoblade, truly a man of culture

I'm so glad Techno was the right answer

That ending was sick! GG

0:28 HOLY COW that shot is immaculate

6:25 BRO WHAT!? IRL!?? LOLOLOL

2:13 Parrot made a cool rhyme that could fit into a poem here

I love watching parrot solving puzzles. It shows how big brain he is. And btw quick question ahem.. can u let golfeh join the smp?

I love you channel so much can’t believe how far you have come

I am so sad to see all the progress on the smp gone, but I am also super excited for season3 because I know Parrot is going to dominate everyone and become the richest on the first day. I wish I had such cool friends ;(

Whose watching this in the future

Enjoying the Lifesteal SMP so much! Thank you so much for making this videos!

That triple neo at the end was EPIC

2.19 "who spawned all of these," says the guy who gave the idea to Spoke and helped to summon the whithers. great video keep it up

2:19 parrot saying as if he dosent know

I’m so hyped for the next season of lifesteal! Love your content Parrot!

"with the end dimension completely destroyed one small mistake will drop me to the void" - out of nowhere - Parrot

2:20 THE IRONY! Remember the conversation with spoke?

Bro this man brought pancakes to someone irl. Lucky they lived near each other

so in one of his shorts, he said it was scripted, kinda bru

Rip Technoblade he was a true soldier🙁

2:13 Ok, Parrot is smooth with it

Parrot: this is actually the fasted way to travel in the nether Ice boating: are you underestimating my power!?

This editing was awesome I’m subbing bro

I've been with Parrot since 50k.. its crazy to see how much he has grown! WE ALMOST AT 500K SUBS WOOOO!!

I love how his friends keep doing these fun things for him

Parrot: Hey spoke, can you spawn a 1000 withers? Spoke: Sure Parrot: who spawned all these withers ???

Acting like it wasn't his ideas for the withers 🤣🤣 Love your videos man

Who’s back after knowing it was scripted

This content is amazing. The ending when vortex tried to push you off was hilarious.

Parrot:there is so many withers but only 5-6 idk but ClownPierce in his vid:killing a million of wither

Man I’m loving all the lifesteal content

at least his friends wouldn't get him banned with the titles lmao

I love how he act like he doesnt know anything about this but actually he is the reason why is there so much withers on the entire smp

bro imagine how funny it would be for him to say "third trys the charm" and then just fail the triple neo

12:25 parrot: "we only take dubs on this channel" me: we just gonna pretend previous video didn't happen

How do you keep making these BANGERS?

Fire red pots: exists This guy: nah bro

Best puzzle solver Clown Pierce:the puzzle is how to defeat me

me: *I CA'NT EVEN DESCRIBE HOW EXCITED AM I FOR THE SEASON 3* also me: yes?

I love parrot and life steal content i hope lifesteal never ends

“It’s like playing hide and seek in New York city.” Mr. Beast: “I have a new video ‘Idea’.

7:08 could've scanned it/taken a photo of it, use free ocr software to get the characters, then use word find function to count the number of hits you get for a certain character.

7:00 how many letters are on the piece of paper gives me a headache

I love that parrot not tell the truth of the withers

I love Life-Steal! can't wait for S3

Is it just me or does Parrot sound more and more like Dream?

And nine months later we discover it’s scripted

"With the end dimension completely destroyed, one small mistake would drop me into the void."

6:50 I know I’m late but you could just use an app with OCR, paste the random jumbled mess onto a docum my, and ctrl + f and check the amount of each letter that way

Pog

hey parrot, for the letter clue, you can use the iphone's picture text feature to transfer the words to a document and then command/control F and find each letter :)

Parrot : bridging Also parrot : has 12 pearls

I love that parrot is acting clueless about the withers

0:28: use ender Pearl 3:05: use ender Pearl 8:18: use the mod he uses for recording to find the clue 11:20: use ender Pearl

I just love parrot so much every morning waking up to a parrot video gives such an amazing feeling

Parrot: WHO SPAWNED THESE WITHERS?! Also Parrot: *tells spoke to spawn 1016 withers"

I think i overestimate myself saying i think i could do these…

Parrot in 2043 be like: MY FRIEND CHALLENGED ME TO MAKE A FULL NETHERITE BEACON IN 3 MINUTOS OR ELSE HE DELETES MY CHANNEL

My boy, that jump was sick.

every lifesteal member making a video about the end of lifesteal season 2 Parrot: time to go solve a puzzle

The master of solving puzzles.

We have officially found the next dream right here

Parrot: This is the fastest way to travel not gonna lie. Ice Boating: am I a joke to you?

Dude the part when u did Scavenger hunt #2 was the Smoothest eddit ever

These guys excudes such a positive energy that they tends to lift everyone' spirits ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I love how you had to make a pancake for Vortex

“This is like a prison escape” what kind of prisons have you been in

Your videos are awesome I’ve been watching since 20k and it’s crazy to see how far you’ve come in just a short amount of time

Parrot: spawn 1000 thousand withers. Also Parrot:Why are there so many withers!?

The leaf parkour set off my anxiety omg

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U did triple block parkour congrats :)

You make rlly good vids keep it up

Thx for this season

Congratulations on 1 mil subs

Parrot: complaining about Subz' base Parrot 10 seconds later: Subz did a really good job on this base

THAT TRIPLE NEO JUMP WAS INSANE!!!

Fun fact Parrot in Portuguese is called "Papagaio"

10:45 Wow you pick Technoblade but now... He's gone😔 Fly high king🕊🐷👑❤️

3:48: The book has already been taken out

THAT TRIPLE NEO WAS INSANE WHAT THE HECK

parrot: jumps on the endstone me: u had a water bucket...

Took a screener with him afk in pvp legacy versus one. Cool vid!

You becomin an IRL KZfaqr now Parrot?

4:43 the hint is legit what parrot had said to gim for the 1000 withers lol

Parrot: I slowly began dissecting this entire letter Me: Control - F

parrot: who put all these withers here me: oh i dont know, spoke

That jump was so epic

This is the craziest and longest hunt ever

Parrrot: WHO SAPWNED ALL OF THESE WITHERS?? Also Parrot :SPOKE SPAWN 1000 WITHERS AND SPIRRAL THE SEVER INTO ANARCHY