its across multiple characters and is very out of order, also mostly Astarion since my guy is stupid fun! 😂
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@jhoanasilvabravo37756 ай бұрын
Astarion: this group is full of weirdos!😫 Karlach and Tav: 🤡🤡
@wandauriel6 ай бұрын
😂
@teamalice1155 ай бұрын
I literally was dying when he said that it was so fucking funny and so true! I had to think about it for a moment and in like oh. Yeah I guess we are a bunch of weirdos.
@biancaisidk5 ай бұрын
That part caught me way off guard 😂
@melr12875 ай бұрын
Omg! 😂 The clown makeup!! 🤣
@tsubasashi5 ай бұрын
I haven't gotten to play yet, but that scene right there...that got me so bad I 'bout woke up my wife.
@persbaderse7 ай бұрын
this is the kind of ensamble cast where i fall in love with whoever is currently speaking
@lavender36095 ай бұрын
I've just been introduced to the game, and I immediately had the same reaction
@rebekahj90854 ай бұрын
Ain't that the truth
@charlotte28454 ай бұрын
so true!!
@manicbeyond4 ай бұрын
Listen I don't need to be called out like that
@Jouleside6 ай бұрын
4:11 "Who chewed you up and spit you out?" "yer daddy" had me CRYING GOD
@wisteriablossom27306 ай бұрын
So real though 😭
@nightshadewinter69156 ай бұрын
I sounded like a fucking teapot right there 🤣
@user-if9gu9bo3c4 ай бұрын
does anyone happen to know what manner of being that is? haven't had a chance to play the game yet and don't recognize it from D&D.
@Jouleside4 ай бұрын
@@user-if9gu9bo3c it’s a quasit
@FluffyTailedPrince4 ай бұрын
@@user-if9gu9bo3c it's Shovel the Quasit! From the spell scroll in the cellar area with all the coffins near the mirror that leads to the Necromancy of Thay in Act 1
@homicidalgeorge4 ай бұрын
tav😨 gale😨 astarion:😀
@TheArmouredAlechemist7 ай бұрын
"Awww was that Gale's grandad?" I know we all love Astarians sas but thag Karlach just with that line alone made me chuckle so much.
@Olgi-Polgi7 ай бұрын
that line is honestly adorable haha
@wolsie9926 ай бұрын
For real. The dialogue dissing Elminster saying something along the lines of "hit the road old man, I don't care for the junk you sell or the junk you tell." makes me laugh so hard as well.
@cloudscovermyflaws5 ай бұрын
6:16 Hearing this iconic line and then it shifting to Tav and Karlach in complete clown makeup….ohhhh I laughed out loud at 1am in a house full of sleeping people
@justabossman61476 ай бұрын
I love the fact that Tav and Gale had the same look of disgust meanwhile Astarion is just like :D
@otterproof16 ай бұрын
"So Wyll with a Y... Why? - Yes Y. - No but why? - why Y?" I love his dialogue ! 😂
@ancho39954 ай бұрын
Because he lost an eye
@chelseab423973 ай бұрын
@@ancho3995 most underrated comment I’ve seen in a while 😂
@pnwperidot5 ай бұрын
3:18 If Astarion had a phone, you know he'd be recording that shit 😂
@Frida15454 ай бұрын
his fucking face kills me 😂
@shibernyan20097 ай бұрын
Shadowheart saying "you donkey" had me on the floor, I've never seen that before!🤣🤣🤣 Astarion is always beautifully unhinged. No surprise there.😅
@TheArmouredAlechemist7 ай бұрын
As a British person, I can honestly say I have used this insult on people who are stupid, so yes, accurate.
I'm glad that they made Tav so expressive, rather than being a completely blank slate
@wandauriel6 ай бұрын
My Tav is very unexpressive.... Blank stare and half smile no matter what. My game is broken or my Tav is on some strong stuff all the time
@El.i5 ай бұрын
Right!? It's cute how they give them expressions and they animate your dialogue choices to express tavs personality
@AlchemistJay4 ай бұрын
Like Link from TOTK... ew
@balrog04443 ай бұрын
More than that, they made **Dragonborn** Tav super expressive too. I was fully expecting to have generic lizard face the entire time, but my Silver Paladin flips from "stoic dragon" to "derpy leopard gecko" constantly, and it's great. They look so good when emoting, it's actually made it difficult for me to play other races now.
@gunnamarta90967 ай бұрын
We all simp for shadowheart and Astarion but they would ruin our lifes with there sass irl 😂
@jasonmack7606 ай бұрын
I simp for Karlach, she'd ruin my life by setting all my furniture on fire. xD
@18Hongo6 ай бұрын
@@jasonmack760You can buy new furniture. You can't undo the emotional damage of Shadowheart calling you a donkey.
@maddogmadison63794 ай бұрын
I’d match energy so hard
@ANPC-pi9vu4 ай бұрын
Man, I'm so here for it. I think I could match his energy. But while being kinder to innocents, mind you... but there's plenty of people who deserve his viciousness. So much fun.
@zefirdude3 ай бұрын
Astarion Necronomicon dialog is extremely funny, because "no I won't kill them, well...maybe Shadowheart" part changes depending on who has closer relationship with Tav. He is jealous and it so freaking cute😂
@fluffy33557 күн бұрын
Forgive me for asking, is that meramus’s book from tf2 you were referring to?
@zefirdude7 күн бұрын
@@fluffy3355 you cannot be serious to not know what a necronomicon is, like you know.....big evil spell book bound in human skin and flesh. Bombinomicon of Merasmus is a reference to that yes.
@fluffy33557 күн бұрын
@@zefirdude my bad my memory is rather garbage these days.
@rhiannhayman84135 ай бұрын
The last two scenes where Astarion says the group is full of weirdos and when he mutters im going to fucking kill you is such a mood honestly because who hasnt been in that situation with their friend group xd
@morpheus-thrall4 ай бұрын
LMAO when the hunter says he’s looking for Astarion, and he just looks at Tav like 🥺🥺👀👀👀 KILLS ME
@sinizade6 ай бұрын
2:08 Nono Shadowheart has a point here Shar may be cruel, but she at least has S T Y L E in both her temple, her clothes AND the clothes of her followers
@cozykitcat41005 ай бұрын
Heh..pleasure dome 😏
@cloud70564 ай бұрын
I agree. The bones and bone with pointy things gets a bit dull after the first 10 rooms of Bhaal’s place 😂
@ParallelPenguins7 ай бұрын
Karlach meeting Haarlep is probably my favourite line in the game.
@doombottv65246 ай бұрын
Yeah Karlach has the best lines in the game
@skydancersolaris61977 ай бұрын
Okay, no, wait, Astarion can tell the book he'll kill someone other than Gale?? Does that have to do with the other characters' approval towards your Tav, maybe?
@QuinnthePrincess7 ай бұрын
I saw someone mention that it depends on which character is second in the party line up after Tav but I can’t confirm.
@maimegidola92777 ай бұрын
I saw a comment on another video saying he would pick which ever companion (besides himself) has the highest approval with Tav.
@Olgi-Polgi7 ай бұрын
pretty sure i heard somewhere that i changes depending on which character your Tav has the best relationship with, so for me i got Shadowheart.
@grymmoire7 ай бұрын
It’s based on the highest approval. Source: I tested it a bunch.
@ladonmccabe7 ай бұрын
I heard him say "Well, maybe Wyll." Me too, man, me too.
@Callidus7SSMАй бұрын
You missed Astarion screeching with indignation if you drop the monastery on him.
@Anonie3246 ай бұрын
4:47 is a HELL of an expression. It reminds me of Shani's face when Geralt sarcastically quips "I'm clairvoyant." in the Hearts of Stone DLC.
@blueeyedwitch98406 ай бұрын
1:30 LAEZEL YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART
@mvdum293 ай бұрын
The way Astarion throws open those barn doors will never not make me laugh
@guitarmama065 ай бұрын
6:23 Ok. *NOW* it all makes sense as to *why* Astarion thinks the group is full of weirdos 🤣 I didn't know you, as a collective whole, could join the circus 😂
@boringfish6 ай бұрын
Karlach's reaction to Haarlep was too real.
@ShartevelleHallowleaf5 ай бұрын
I'm sorry the way your character looks at astarion when the monster hunter was talking about him was fuckin hilarious
@Miyavisgirl15404 ай бұрын
I can't get over how expressive Astarion's eyebrows are!! XD!
@dmaeinrmoeo4 ай бұрын
4:57 "kiss the damn foot, worse things have been shoved in your mouth lately." HELP I CANT BREAATH
@gana5113 ай бұрын
"Worse things have been shoved in your face lately"^ still funny and with innuendo, but makes more sense as she is referring to the tadpole (I think).
@fluffykit10566 ай бұрын
5:28 same Karlach, same.
@estelagonzalez20174 ай бұрын
6:02 im HOLLERING
@madstheraccoon2 ай бұрын
WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
@NamelessAidan5 ай бұрын
If you're a bard you get special dialogue for ehm "interrupting" the scene in the barn. It's great lol
@GoddessOfThree6 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD THE SQUIRREL. CAME OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE. I EXPLODED LMFAOOOOO
@CorvusuvroC4 ай бұрын
Astariond ‘Ah😩’ when you press the button in the Arcane Tower always gets me oh my gods
@sarahcole96615 ай бұрын
4:25 good question, Karlach
@biancaisidk5 ай бұрын
5:02 THIS SCENE CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD!! 😂 I literally sounded like I was crying and laughing at the same time 💀
@erinys2Ай бұрын
i was confused why my durge was smiling deviously but then..
@Burgerpaws7 ай бұрын
3:10 the music and their expression had me dying 😱😱😀
@cozykitcat41005 ай бұрын
1:58 when shadowheart glances at the camera calling us out 😂
@littleapplepieme78716 ай бұрын
What the hell!! You kicked the squirrel! I certainly wasnt expecting that😂... Poor buddy
@Olgi-Polgi6 ай бұрын
Dark Urge moment 😂
@alexanderringler57474 ай бұрын
You haven't included Astarion being ressurected in camp, AFTER HE GOT A DEATHLAZER INTO HIS FACE xD
@ChiakiNanami7363 ай бұрын
I need to find this…
@irinakermong12175 ай бұрын
Me at Lae'zel at 1:45: STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD
@Amynity6 ай бұрын
4:10 " you'r daddy" 😂
@trollerthegreattrollertheg6234Ай бұрын
5:20 you know you messed up when both Shadowheart AND Lae'zel are mutually pissed at you
@evelina59815 ай бұрын
2:50 IM CRYINGG 6:16 - 6:34 i acc cant w Astarion he’s too funny bro😭
@sidneythespottedtabbyАй бұрын
"Well- Maybe Shadowheart- Oh hi, no, I wasn't plotting any murder."
@destroyer1144 ай бұрын
Astarion is like the captain jack Sparrow of video games
@SereglothIV12 күн бұрын
I've never thought of it, but now that you mention it...
@muffinfiend73985 ай бұрын
6:26 when my family suggests anything social
@picksey3 ай бұрын
I love how much personal each character has. It truly makes the game feel alive
@MsYmous4 ай бұрын
Astarion's little nod and smirk in the back at 0:34 with the SH and Lae'zel interaction 😂
@beckyfal5 ай бұрын
Ok but your tiefling Tav from the beginning is SO PRETTY!!
@Olgi-Polgi5 ай бұрын
Aaaaa thank you, she's my main Tav so i really appreciate that!
@dahlia64574 ай бұрын
5:11 i actually choked irl i had to take a min
@moonchild41004 ай бұрын
1:06 she is Gordon Ramsey's student! 😂
@gracefool17866 ай бұрын
Laezel and shadowheart banter always sends me 😂
@mariavitoriafff294 ай бұрын
6:02 that "aah"" jesus....
@ZuliusKaltaris5 ай бұрын
Just going to casually save 6:02 no reason in particular i will not be taking questions at this time
@spicypuphboi22285 ай бұрын
I wish I didn’t have to do some morally questionable things to gain astarion’s approval cause I love the guy but man some of the things he approves of are not things a good person does
@ANPC-pi9vu4 ай бұрын
You don't have to! Just be nice to him andvtalk to him often, respect his bodily autonomy when it comes up, and don't be full on Lawful Stupid. A lot of his evil impulses are only minor aprovals, so they are negligable. Also, do silly whimsical shit sometimes like talking to cats and saying 'baaaah' to the redcap... he's easily amused and these are harmless ways to gain little aproval points.
@myheartismadeofstars2 ай бұрын
@@ANPC-pi9vuI'm really glad you don't need to be morally ambiguous to win his approval. While I don't have bg3, I had a DnD character I wanted to use as inspiration for my Tav if/when I get a chance. She's very much a sweetheart who would hate to act selfishly so he'd like her. (And even if I don't romance Astarion she'd want to be close to him, because in her og character concept... Her brother is a vampire and her goal was to find him. I know that's not in the plot so it's just headcanon but the image of her talking about her brother with him in a sweet moment 🥺) and the fact that talking to cats and such is EXACTLY what she would do anyway is perfect
@bingonight150415 күн бұрын
WHOA ive never heard Astarion say anything but "Well, maybe Gale" during the necromancy book scene! Im guessing he considers killing whoever your current favorite is
@amandadiamond71474 ай бұрын
I guess we can add slayer of the undead to Lae'zel's list of accolades.
@kyledabearsfan3 ай бұрын
Im glad this game got the respect it deserved and Astarions VA got the award for this game too. Too good.
@BryanMasten-pn8wo5 ай бұрын
The writers must have had a blast writing the dialog for this game.
@andrencfilho4 ай бұрын
The way you let the scene linger at 3:00 just broke me😂😂😂😂
@HellOnHighHeels10006 ай бұрын
Karlach meeting Haarlep: Eww, what the fuc? lol :D
@CookCaramierАй бұрын
6:15 lol well play well play indeed
@rebekahj90854 ай бұрын
Lmao when I got that scene with astarion and the book he said "well, maybe gail" instead of shadow heart
@ANPC-pi9vu4 ай бұрын
It's a jealousy response to whomever has the most aproval besides him. He gets a bit of rivalry going.
@wandauriel6 ай бұрын
The last one 😂😂
@bulgeun-wihyeob9 күн бұрын
"i can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of WEIRDOS" 😭 astarion's voice is so perfect for the shit he says my LORD
@disableddragonborn2 ай бұрын
3:18 I didn't know which was funnier, Gale's face, or Astarion's, but then I realized it's the stark contrast between them that's so funny. 😂
@minibatman2.0166 ай бұрын
I literally have a crush on almost every companion 😭😭😭 except Minsc bc he’s too dumb
@fast85366 ай бұрын
4:44 holy fuck ur tav's face. i needed that laugh so bad thank you so much!!!!!
@liviubostan72297 ай бұрын
*No! I won't kill anyone...well,maybe Shadowheart* *If I die down here,destroy my corpse* *Don't worry,I won't hestitate* Bro...thank you,Astarion and Lae'Zel...it's nice to see Shart beign mocked for once.
@tiredbylife.55897 ай бұрын
My favorite is Halsin roasting Shadowheartv😂
@liviubostan72297 ай бұрын
@@tiredbylife.5589 Whay does he say?
@grymmoire7 ай бұрын
@@liviubostan7229she offers to make some animal noises for him so he feels more at home in the shadow-cursed lands. He tells her that she bleats enough already 😂
@liviubostan72297 ай бұрын
@@grymmoire Idk what bleat is?
@grymmoire7 ай бұрын
@@liviubostan7229 verb (of a sheep, goat, or calf) make a characteristic wavering cry. "the lamb was bleating weakly" noun the wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf. "the distant bleat of sheep in the field"
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human3 күн бұрын
Ah, Karlach. The golden retriever that was turned into a person with a Wish spell. I went into my first game expecting to romance Gale or Shadowheart, but Karlach stole my heart.
@GKViddingHD4 ай бұрын
Hahaha now I wished I had opened that stable door together with Astarion instead of with my boring super-efficient wizard/warrior party. Astarion's expression is priceless.
@SillySlvtzАй бұрын
I’ve never played this game so I was like “aw a squirrel” and let me tell you I audible gasped and recoiled back what the fUCK 5:09
@lawrencefosterjenkins82162 ай бұрын
karlach’s “was that gale’s granddad” kills me every time. Everyone’s freaking out over Gale being told he has to use the orb meanwhile she’s just vibing
@PurplePufferfish6 ай бұрын
that last one gets me every time :D
@linkLoverAG5 ай бұрын
05:01 This hurt me to try to contain myself with.
@S117M4sterChief4 ай бұрын
4:11 had me wheezing
@Rain0and0ThunderАй бұрын
The Astarion one on here with the squirrel was different for me, on my Dark Urge when she kicked the squirrel Astarion was like "Look at all that blood, you wasted it." or something like that. XD
@ThatOneSeal8 күн бұрын
I’ve never played BG3, but this video makes me want to just dive into this
@kolton460Ай бұрын
the whiplash from the squirrel kicking made me CACKLE
@user-gw5fi8tp1i6 ай бұрын
Where did you get the 'purple seam, you donkey' line from Shadowheart? that is hilarious!
@Olgi-Polgi6 ай бұрын
just kill Gale in the early game and you'll get it haha! it sounds like a joke but i am so serious!
@CandyHatsuneWolff6 ай бұрын
0:34 Astarion's face :/
@cozykitcat41005 ай бұрын
3:18 omg 😂
@airachica7 ай бұрын
Wait what is that book in the second clip? I have managed to miss that completely so far 😂
@doombottv65246 ай бұрын
The Necromancy of That. A book you find in Blighted Village
@TF2CrunchyFrog6 ай бұрын
The Necromancy of Thay, you can find that magic tome locked away down in the secret lair of the (non-evil) Necromancer Ilyn Toth, accessible from the Alchemist cellar of the apothecary's house at the entrance to Blithed Village (the house near the well). Do give the tome to Astarion, it helps to advance his own quest. You can also destroy it (don't), read it yourself (nah, the Dank Crypt has an amulet of Speak with Dead for free just lying around), or feed it to Galer (no!). But to open it, you first need the purple gem from the Whispering Depth phase spider caves in Blighted Village. Whoever character unlocks the Necromanca of Thay with the gem and opens it to read it is the character the books gets locked to... so be careful. You can unlock it with the gem and then the game will give you the option to either open it yourself, hand it to Astarion (which gives his approval), or hand it to Gale. Opening the tome grants whoever first did it the ritual to Speak with Dead, which is nice for a rogue. (You can also get a Speak with Dead amulet from Wither's Dank Crypt, so your player character doesnt lose out if you give Astarion the book.) The tome's user can try reading the first three pages, but it gets creasingly difficult due to the spirits guarding the tome. To fully read and decipher the Necromancy of Thay, you need to wait until Act 3 and find the Tharchiate Codex book in the rare book vault in Sorcerous Sundries library in Ramazith's Tower (where the wizard Lorroakan is). You have to go there anyway, firstly because of the Lorroakan quest, secondly because the vault also contains a book Gale wants to read (not to eat): The Annals of Karsus. Keep a Remove Curse spell handy before letting Astarion read the Tharchiate Codex, because he gets a curse from it.... but also the cypher to placate the spirits that guard the Necromancy tome and deciphers its contents fully, which gains him another ritual spells (summon ghouls) and a special Forbidden Knowledge bonus. Breaking the curse from the Tharchiate Codex also grants him a permanent blessing (which renews after each long rest, only goes away if he dies fully and has to be revived by Withers).
@mittenvonscrufflears7233Ай бұрын
4:49 I misclicked and accidentally fast forwarded to this exact moment. I was so caught off guard 😂😂😂
@Xenolithial22 күн бұрын
Karlach: oh gods. What the F*** have I stumbled into? Astarion: Dragon? Cyclopse? _Kobold?_ Gandrel: Nothing so dramatic!
@tsarina78324 ай бұрын
lae'zel is so underrated
@pastelbunnzart98815 ай бұрын
Omfg that poor squirrel! Is that only with the dark urge?
@Olgi-Polgi5 ай бұрын
yup, durge will sadly automatically kick the poor squirrel
@georgiasumby60922 ай бұрын
The troll scene 😂😂😂 their faces are so funny
@zenfrodo4 ай бұрын
2:12 ROFL. Exactly the thing I've griped about in almost every game out there. Are there any villains with a decent fashion sense?
@MoonsongReverb6 ай бұрын
Karlach fangirling over Jaheira makes my day every time, too. Not to forget the “I wanna ride you till see stars scene “ :D This video shows that my humor is different, though. I find Gale funniest if you really pay attention, a thing not many people do. Astarion, conditionally funny. Some situations are, and yes. He told the book to kill Shadowheart for me :P Lae’zel is funny after questioning Zorru with Astariin around “…i will indulge you soon enough.”. Sex with announcement:D
@elenalizabeth6 ай бұрын
I enjoy Gales awkward nerd himbo energy, something about basically getting told “you look hot even in this shitty lighting and also I’m turned on by watching you fight” kinda works for me 😂
@MoonsongReverb6 ай бұрын
@@elenalizabeth Right? I di also like his straight forwardness. You may have to wait for him to make a move. But if he does, it's like a D&D RomCom. And the moment you refer to is one of my favorite OMG Gale moments. Because he always did that in different places in act 2 for me, and always when i least expected it :D
@elenalizabeth6 ай бұрын
@@MoonsongReverb he did it for me right after we had killed then “welcome party” and the “blight monsters” nearby in the Shadowlands. I was thinking “Gale my dude I am covered in the blood of goblins, a drider, and whatever goo comes out of dead plant monsters… now is not the time to be flirting” 😂😂 (I’m quite certain at that point on me there was more blood visible than clothing)
@MoonsongReverb6 ай бұрын
@@elenalizabeth For me it happened in the Shadow cursed Lands itself first. In my first play through, it was in the center, after killing some Shadow cursed people. In my 4th playthrough, it was right after leaving the Last Light Inn and killing a bunch of cursed Ravens. "OMG Gale.... no matter how bad we look right now. Thank you, for finally giving me a sign. And yes, i want you, too.", that's what my character would say. :D
@adamis2cool5 ай бұрын
how tame was my first run that i had none of these scenes?!
@JustANerdyGal4 ай бұрын
NOT THE CLOWN MAKEUP LOL
@RRRRRRRRR333 ай бұрын
0:59 I bet many people equipped that armor on Astarion, it just fits. Even if my tav was a drow, but a bard, so I had to equip that on Astation
@zacharybosley19355 ай бұрын
GAME OF THE YEAR BAYBEEE
@schleisndice70824 ай бұрын
The ending-! 😂 LMFAOOOO
@TheAdryanChannel3 ай бұрын
Maaan I have 600hrs in this game with 7 campaigns finished and an 8th on the way, and I haven't watched some scenes from this video, Larian never stops to amaze me.
@MistyJadeYT3 ай бұрын
the last one 😂😂 i cant
@hannaosterlund59745 ай бұрын
I am ashamed to admit that I laughed a little too long after the squirrel scene hahh
@ShiverwarАй бұрын
I mean, it IS kinda out of left field, but it's definitely funny.
@Blair437704 ай бұрын
Can't breath to funny
@SS-ui7by4 ай бұрын
No the squirrel thing fucking traumatised me what the fuck