Somehow, The Acolyte Got Worse

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Ай бұрын

For weeks, we've been hearing that episode 3 of The Acolyte would break Star Wars. It's here and it's bad
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@The_Reality_Filter
@The_Reality_Filter Ай бұрын
Even in a galaxy far far away the black children still have no baby daddies. Excellent social commentary Disney!
@cerisejones8061
@cerisejones8061 Ай бұрын
Finn is also like that no parents
@bamagrad99
@bamagrad99 Ай бұрын
lol
@PeopleRTheProblem
@PeopleRTheProblem Ай бұрын
Neither did the white kids. Luke, Leia, Rey, Ben, etc….
@bondson0094
@bondson0094 Ай бұрын
and that narrative is very false in each universe.
@jamesneese7663
@jamesneese7663 Ай бұрын
​@@PeopleRTheProblem that was before sw became a lez fanfic.
@TheMasterpiecePD
@TheMasterpiecePD Ай бұрын
These star wars shows sure like the "brown girl does evil things but secretly she is good" character archetype.
@StreetPreacherr
@StreetPreacherr Ай бұрын
How can they possibly redeem a character for MURDERING her sister? The only possible explanation would have to be that May was POSSESED, otherwise she's just a psychopath who tried to kill her sister for wanting to leave.
@PeopleRTheProblem
@PeopleRTheProblem Ай бұрын
Before that it was the white character is bad but not really.
@PeopleRTheProblem
@PeopleRTheProblem Ай бұрын
@@StreetPreacherrthey redeemed Vader. And he offers a bunch of children
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
@@PeopleRTheProblemLike who, exactly?
@PeopleRTheProblem
@PeopleRTheProblem Ай бұрын
@@JoeOvercoat Vader, Lando, Boba Fett, Fin, Ben….not to mention those from the books and comics.
@dirtydeesenpai
@dirtydeesenpai Ай бұрын
The most mishandled franchise in entertainment history.
@Iffy350
@Iffy350 Ай бұрын
Mishandled? That implies that someone at lucasfilm had intended to properly handle the ip.
@Blodhelm
@Blodhelm Ай бұрын
Star Wars didn't die, it was murdered.
@johnhoran9840
@johnhoran9840 Ай бұрын
@@Blodhelm Now they're busy desecrating the corpse.
@sameersheriff7078
@sameersheriff7078 Ай бұрын
Yet these KZfaqrs would still keep bashing them though we very know it sucks !!!
@Muramasa1794
@Muramasa1794 Ай бұрын
I’ve stopped being a Star Wars fan after I saw Last Jedi
@ijustwantedausername
@ijustwantedausername Ай бұрын
Same. The second (Fake) Luke threw his lightsaber over his shoulder…I was done.
@Dodgers1737
@Dodgers1737 Ай бұрын
That movie I saw it one time never watched it again it was when I felt Disney is going to ruin Star Wars.
@nossolg
@nossolg Ай бұрын
I stopped caring about the ST but still go back and enjoy real Star Wars. I even liked Rogue One and Andor but they way they treated Luke was unforgivable. Rian Johnson is a c u next tuesday.
@Eidolon1andOnly
@Eidolon1andOnly Ай бұрын
Stopped caring after I left the theater for The Farce Awakens.
@andrewwall4155
@andrewwall4155 Ай бұрын
So TLJ made your retroactively not like Original Trilogy? 🤔I hated it too, but every time Disney does something wrong, it reinforces in my head what George did right with his movies.
@S_Edward_Campbell
@S_Edward_Campbell Ай бұрын
I am 52. Star Wars changed my life at 6. I have 4 kids (2 of each, 13 - 25). They neither hate nor love Star Wars. In fact, they never even think about it. I was repeatedly told it’s not for me. Now I never think about it. Star Wars is the new CW superhero shows. There will always be AN audience, but it will never be what it was. And frankly, I don’t care anymore.
@wsgacademy5378
@wsgacademy5378 Ай бұрын
sad thing is my son is 15 and he loved all the original Star Wars movies and now he hates what has happened to the franchise
@rjayoldenburg
@rjayoldenburg Ай бұрын
I saw Star Wars when I was 3 in '77. I remember it. I won't remember this trash.
@RobertBaker-cg4md
@RobertBaker-cg4md Ай бұрын
I was 7 when the first Star Wars film came out. As a kid it was definitely the biggest thing in the world. As I grew older I still enjoyed it but in a different way. Disney killed my interest completely. It doesn't even look anything I can identify as SW. It looks like a PC version of some of the really bad Star Wars knockoffs made back in the 80's. But at least those were still entertaining to me. This would be a horrible chore to sit through I imagine.
@inkermoy
@inkermoy Ай бұрын
"How do you write women so well?" "Well, I write a man, then I take away reason and accountability."
@warpswede
@warpswede Ай бұрын
What if this episode of The Acolyte is as good as it gets?
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Ай бұрын
It's not a complete answer to the question of "how to properly write a vvoman," but it's a good start.
@DrStrangefate
@DrStrangefate Ай бұрын
"Over a pog!"
@thetrebleseason
@thetrebleseason Ай бұрын
Kreia’s dialogue from KOTOR 2 contains infinitely more substance than all Disney Star Wars media combined.
@madaxe606
@madaxe606 Ай бұрын
The whole point of the Jedi Order going back to the OT was that those who were strong in the force needed training and structure from a young age - lest that enormous power corrupt them, leading to suffering and death throughout the galaxy. Now Kennedy and Headland have chucked that out the window, which puts the entire franchise up for grabs. Literally whoever’s stronger is ‘right’. No surprise there from Weinstein’s enabler/assistant.
@aragmarverilian8238
@aragmarverilian8238 Ай бұрын
They should've named this The Weinstein's Assistant...
@hermitcard4494
@hermitcard4494 Ай бұрын
The joke before: Space wizards. The current reality: Space black lesbian vudu witches.
@skwills1629
@skwills1629 Ай бұрын
You forgot to Mention that They are Communists. Space black lesbian commie witches.
@antonioalexandercastro3520
@antonioalexandercastro3520 Ай бұрын
Performing a musical that doesn't make sense
@skwills1629
@skwills1629 Ай бұрын
@@antonioalexandercastro3520 - The same as Doctor "There's Always A Twist" Not-Who.
@LuigiL75
@LuigiL75 Ай бұрын
Soooooo...what they're saying is that the "FORCE" is a Black Nissan Altima driving, Starbucks sipping, 3 kids/4 Baby Daddy having 304??? 🤣
@TheeGlocktopus
@TheeGlocktopus Ай бұрын
That Nissan came from a buy here pay here place at double the book value and 39.9% interest. It's also held together with duct tape, has no insurance and a tattered temp tag that's 6 months past expiration and stinks of smoke and moldy mcdonalds fries.
@bunberrier
@bunberrier Ай бұрын
No you ditt ent
@slackerman4161
@slackerman4161 Ай бұрын
Can also be a dodge charger / challenger driver that has already missed 2 payments
@SFforlife
@SFforlife Ай бұрын
Literally sounds my neighbor ugh haha
@Aeric98
@Aeric98 Ай бұрын
lol … Star Wars is worse then hated…. No one cares about it.
@PeopleRTheProblem
@PeopleRTheProblem Ай бұрын
I don’t know if that’s true…:have seen a hundred videos on three episodes of Star Wars, complete with comments. Seems many people care
@psibug565
@psibug565 Ай бұрын
@@PeopleRTheProblem They care in the same way they care about a car crash. We’re not here for Star Wars anymore, we’re here for the crash.
@PeopleRTheProblem
@PeopleRTheProblem Ай бұрын
@@psibug565 yet they’re talking about how much they miss Star Wars, And about how bad these are compared to the original Star Wars. Point is people still care. If they didn’t they’re wouldn’t be making dozens of videos and hundreds of comments.
@1shogunate696
@1shogunate696 Ай бұрын
I was playing path of exiles and asked in global chat if anyone caught the new episode of Star Wars The Acolyte. The response pretty much was: “People still watch War Stars?”
@jaimexcas
@jaimexcas Ай бұрын
Well. KZfaq is full of videos talking about how bad this is, and millions watching. So I guess tons care enough.
@plumaDshinigami
@plumaDshinigami Ай бұрын
Keep your expectations low, and then expect them to go lower.
@oldmanloganfan1728
@oldmanloganfan1728 Ай бұрын
We knew it would be toxic trash when the so called director said she was a huge Rian Johnson fan. It was DOA.
@Mopark25
@Mopark25 Ай бұрын
Lots of people are Johnson fans. TLJ is the best movie of that horrible trilogy and he's made other great films like Brick. Garbage comment.
@wisehippo3072
@wisehippo3072 Ай бұрын
​​@@Mopark25The Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie ever made. I've seen all movies RJ made and i didn't like any of them. Just because he has fans (every director does) doesn't mean he is good.
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Ай бұрын
​@Mopark25 The Last Jedi BROKE THE STAR WARS FANDOM. Arguably the worst thing that ever happened to Star Wars... so far.
@Mosux2007
@Mosux2007 Ай бұрын
We knew it would be toxic trash when the Grand Witch of the KK Klan was looking for a screeching misandric leukophobic lez and shouted, "Give me Headland!"
@1003196110031961
@1003196110031961 Ай бұрын
OH what a shock. The female boss has 100% made males completely obsolete.
@MrPGC137
@MrPGC137 Ай бұрын
And in the process they've made SW completely 100% unwatchable...
@jorgepena2210
@jorgepena2210 Ай бұрын
Wait until the lesbian space witch gets a flat tire😂
@MrPGC137
@MrPGC137 Ай бұрын
@@jorgepena2210 Good point. I'm still laughing my ass off over the fact that out of this whole band of oh-so-wise screaming banshees, none of them could figure out how to form a bucket-brigade once the fire started. (To me, that's almost as laughable as the idea of stone burning in the first place...)
@antonioalexandercastro3520
@antonioalexandercastro3520 Ай бұрын
@@MrPGC137 That's true for today's screaming banshees -- they will tell you what a man can do, a woman can but when a fire starts they watch helplessly and expect the men to put out the fire.
@Issicra
@Issicra Ай бұрын
It's like Star Wars if made by theatre kids.
@jamesbridges9589
@jamesbridges9589 Ай бұрын
But worse, much worse.😂
@jasonbaird1645
@jasonbaird1645 Ай бұрын
My HS drama class could've cranked out something better than this, and we had to buy our own costumes.
@Issicra
@Issicra Ай бұрын
@@jasonbaird1645 I'm thinking more at the college level. They're pretty insufferable.
@seanpinkey2188
@seanpinkey2188 Ай бұрын
" For your first lesson: Ass to Ass "
@ChrisWolf75
@ChrisWolf75 Ай бұрын
2nd lesson scissorring✂️ 👌
@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp Ай бұрын
It’s like if 2 girls and 1 cup was turned into a series.🤣😂
@aikighost
@aikighost Ай бұрын
At least 2 girls and 1 cup was unpredictable 🤣
@Douglas-nt7jd
@Douglas-nt7jd Ай бұрын
At least 2 girls 1 cup got you interested before the shit.
@djdagsysvinylfrontier1539
@djdagsysvinylfrontier1539 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@johnhoran9840
@johnhoran9840 Ай бұрын
And one turkey baster.
@runforestrunfpv4354
@runforestrunfpv4354 Ай бұрын
You hate it because you care.
@carlosenriquez9852
@carlosenriquez9852 Ай бұрын
Lego and Hasbro are going to bail soon. If they havent already
@marineboy1964
@marineboy1964 Ай бұрын
Star Wars has gone full on Doctor Who
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
We should not be surprised if there is a guest appearance by Doctor What The Hell Even Is That on Disney Star Wars.
@yourstruly4817
@yourstruly4817 Ай бұрын
Star Wars Wokolyte
@jerm5466
@jerm5466 Ай бұрын
Star Wars A Woke Shite
@sameersheriff7078
@sameersheriff7078 Ай бұрын
Its quite obvious yet these youtubers cant stay way from bashing them instead of ignoring !!!
@amfitness5598
@amfitness5598 Ай бұрын
The Crap-o-lyte 😂
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Ай бұрын
The Crapolyte.
@mirceazaharia2094
@mirceazaharia2094 Ай бұрын
​@@amfitness5598 Damn, beat me to it. >.
@jamesm0909
@jamesm0909 Ай бұрын
over are the days of looking forward to star wars content.
@arubial1229
@arubial1229 Ай бұрын
Are they seriously trying to paint the Jedi as villains when they literally have done nothing wrong? Why did Tommen off himself then? None of this crap makes any sense.
@StreetPreacherr
@StreetPreacherr Ай бұрын
This is why weekly releases DON'T WORK with this BS form of 'storytelling'... There must have been some other conflict between the Jedi/Witches that we haven't been told about yet. As Jeff said, it didn't look like the witches were killed by the fire, so it's a mystery to keep the audience engaged. Trouble is, this episode ended the same way as the last one, being shown that Both sisters are still alive.
@matthewk4912
@matthewk4912 Ай бұрын
They'll probably reveal in a later episode the Jedi were at fault or something
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
It makes sense if one blames *everything* on “the patriarchy”.
@yourstruly4817
@yourstruly4817 Ай бұрын
Tommen? What does this have to do with GoT?
@dbabaganoosh
@dbabaganoosh Ай бұрын
@@yourstruly4817 the Jedi that drank poison is the same actor that played tommen in GoT
@claypoole702
@claypoole702 Ай бұрын
Thank you for jumping on the grenade for us all. We owe you our gratitude. There was no way i was going to watch this in any way that would benefit this crooked corporation.
@theshadowman1398
@theshadowman1398 Ай бұрын
We all knew it would be a dumpster fire the moment it was announced
@timmarrr234
@timmarrr234 Ай бұрын
at this moment I'm starting to believe that Disney really take the "there's no such thing as bad publicity" too seriously.
@jeremypage3370
@jeremypage3370 Ай бұрын
My god, i got through more of Rebel Moon than i did Acolyte before turning it off.
@ExcitedIsoscelesTriangle-ot4rk
@ExcitedIsoscelesTriangle-ot4rk Ай бұрын
You cant break whats broken but you can incinerate it.
@tdm7680
@tdm7680 Ай бұрын
Star Wars is not something I even recognize as existing anymore, its sad to say. We now have many more years of "bad" star wars than we did years of "good" Star Wars.
@Lordbobomb
@Lordbobomb Ай бұрын
If i was Lesley's sister i wouldn't talk to her either, even more so after this disaster of a struggle session.
@sbkeel5639
@sbkeel5639 Ай бұрын
As Kreia says Apathy is death and the acolyte is so bad a 10th of the usual number of people pirate it that is true apathy for Star Wars!
@Arassar
@Arassar Ай бұрын
Man, Kreia was such an awesome character.
@kanrakucheese
@kanrakucheese Ай бұрын
Kreia doesn’t actually say that, it’s a Sith illusion posing as her that does. The big giveaway is it a fake (and not her posing as a fake to trick you) is it calls party members by their names.
@Iffy350
@Iffy350 Ай бұрын
The NTSB will show up in the fifth episode to investigate this space train wreck.
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
Finding #1: Entirely preventable.
@RuggerDez
@RuggerDez Ай бұрын
Remember: George handed over his franchise to KK. Want to place blame, sadly, maybe we should start with George.
@albatross4920
@albatross4920 Ай бұрын
This episode was $180 million dollar therapy session
@littlewillie65
@littlewillie65 Ай бұрын
If Star Wars were to ACTUALLY become a Korean Drama it would be better than most American TV...
@EndThusIAm
@EndThusIAm Ай бұрын
I don't watch those, but I'd watch the hell outta that.
@abramsalinas1004
@abramsalinas1004 Ай бұрын
K dramas seem selfish and a dime a dozen overated wear mw down shows, how about C for Chinese, T for Taiwan, J for Japan, V for Vietnam drams !
@littlewillie65
@littlewillie65 Ай бұрын
@@abramsalinas1004 I don't know about selfish, but they definitely are on the formulaic side -- mean mother-in-law trope, overbearing father trope, Rich heir to the empire falling for some poor girl who works for him trope, same as before but with a childhood forgotten connection trope, Amnesia trope, supernatural trope. They can sometimes be predictable, but they seldom - if ever - are woke. As for other east Asian dramas - well, I've seen at least 7 variations of Itazura na Kiss (3 j, 2 T. 1 K), A couple other live action remakes of popular Japanese anime (some good, some ok, and some just meh). Anymore though, as I approach retirement age, my attention span just doesn't seem to be enough to see a series through...
@abramsalinas1004
@abramsalinas1004 Ай бұрын
Soap operas are just that, no different from when they first started 60, 70 years ago. 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
@TheGodzillionaire
@TheGodzillionaire Ай бұрын
"Jedi Master Seoul Korea"
@j.a.velarde5901
@j.a.velarde5901 Ай бұрын
We call him "Master Squid Game"
@Needler13
@Needler13 Ай бұрын
And the only good character in the show
@jmccarthy1571
@jmccarthy1571 Ай бұрын
I'm sure this will make great material for 🌽 producers in the near future....
@Hepburner
@Hepburner Ай бұрын
Even in a galaxy far, far away, black kids still don't have fathers...
@mupty
@mupty Ай бұрын
Oof 🤣
@bobmcbobson8368
@bobmcbobson8368 Ай бұрын
OSHA killing people with an out of control fire? I would not have expected Headland to understand governmental irony.
@likonatera7452
@likonatera7452 Ай бұрын
The Sithors Sisters are upon us!!
@davefox7516
@davefox7516 Ай бұрын
2 🌮🌮 = 1 person??
@jamesbridges9589
@jamesbridges9589 Ай бұрын
Two tacos does not a whole combo make.😂
@josephsigala6631
@josephsigala6631 Ай бұрын
At this point star wars acolyte feels like it should be a parody of Disney Star Wars but no it a official thing
@donaldsmith8648
@donaldsmith8648 Ай бұрын
So if 2 lesbian have twins together.. wouldn't that make the force male and not female? 😮
@kendrom
@kendrom Ай бұрын
These days, when I watch a modern movie, I’m compelled to ask myself, “So, where is the hidden feminist/political message in *this* movie?”…which doesn’t exactly make for a good movie-watching experience. Hollywood has completely trashed its brand. I can no longer watch any movie that comes out of Hollywood in good faith. They are all political…100% of the time.
@jstr6522
@jstr6522 Ай бұрын
Disney just wanted an excuse to have 30 lesbians in bath robes laying together on the floor.
@StreetPreacherr
@StreetPreacherr Ай бұрын
Are they ALL lesbians? I didn't see any sex scenes... I figured they're just celibate, like Monks?
@rengarcia5189
@rengarcia5189 Ай бұрын
So, if good and evil don't matter--only power matters, if Leslie Hedland "eliminates" Kathleen Kennedy and takes over at Lucasfilm, is that cool?? According to the Accolyte and Disney+ it is.
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
Hedland likes how you think.
@Madashell1200
@Madashell1200 Ай бұрын
Its unreal that someone, Kathleen Kennedy, can fail over and over consistently and still get to call the shots at this studio for over a decade. She either has dirt on Iger or she made a deal with the devil.
@Adamwofford
@Adamwofford Ай бұрын
A winter should try to reach for the same level as the original writer, but never think they can do better,
@crunchbite005
@crunchbite005 Ай бұрын
A winter is coming
@Adamwofford
@Adamwofford Ай бұрын
@@crunchbite005 writer, I don't know why auto correct change it to winter, but whatever, you get it
@user-is1wr7zi4w
@user-is1wr7zi4w Ай бұрын
@@crunchbite005 It's arrived and it has lesbian space witches.
@bluestripetiger
@bluestripetiger Ай бұрын
I believe The Acolyte will be like the Willow TV series. In a relatively short amount of time it will be removed from Disney +.
@8fconsulting147
@8fconsulting147 Ай бұрын
It is simply amazing and disturbing just how lacking any self-awareness exists at Disney.......
@stevenbrule5285
@stevenbrule5285 Ай бұрын
It managing to somehow get worse is about as remarkably and comically unbelievable as Palpatine somehow returning!
@truckstop4873
@truckstop4873 Ай бұрын
I bet there is some poor guy eating ramen, who has written a great script for the next big thing, and isn't getting a chance to share it.
@skwills1629
@skwills1629 Ай бұрын
Probably. Probably so. Probably So Indeed.
@antimatta8714
@antimatta8714 Ай бұрын
...One of those space lesbians had to have at least one gonad of something?
@mikehunt1924
@mikehunt1924 Ай бұрын
The real question is "Why Is Rick James in Star Wars"?
@karvzejones82
@karvzejones82 Ай бұрын
The chanting reminds me of children of the corn 😂
@jstr6522
@jstr6522 Ай бұрын
So many different lines that wouldve been better than "somehow... Palapatine returned". Even just saying palpatine is back would've been better and thats the option with the least effort. What came out was so bad it required effort to get to that point
@darrellcovello7917
@darrellcovello7917 Ай бұрын
People have predicted that the Jedi slaughtered the entire coven and framed The Bad One, which is why they are so guilt ridden and dude drank the poison
@Glock_Lesn4r
@Glock_Lesn4r Ай бұрын
Just watch the Old Republic cinematic scenes. It is better than any recent Star Wars production in the last 20 years.
@simpguy24
@simpguy24 Ай бұрын
I held onto hope for a long while that Star Wars maybe can be saved. It took 2 hours to get through a 40 minute episode cause I cried because my childhood die. Then spent another hour crying because of everything I knew meaning shit now
@captaincorona9488
@captaincorona9488 Ай бұрын
This is not Star Wars, guys.
@matthaygood654
@matthaygood654 Ай бұрын
This channel does NOT disappoint. The channel name is great.
@Kastigatr
@Kastigatr Ай бұрын
" The power of one, the power of two, the power of Tampax!"
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere Ай бұрын
This show is so brave for making women the villains and arsonist of the series.
@jackoconnor5590
@jackoconnor5590 Ай бұрын
The bar joke ya did there? Love it. Oh and yeah I’m still glad I didn’t see that new episode of the Alcoholyte.
@Dodgers1737
@Dodgers1737 Ай бұрын
I skipped the first two episodes and watched this episode because of all the bad things I heard. This episode didn't disappoint it was worse than what I heard and after one episode I'm done with the series I have no interest in continuing Star Wars is dead.
@rippingbag
@rippingbag Ай бұрын
I’m looking at the dump poster you have on the screen and OSHA’s dumb “robot” is right there in the characters, but about 10X its size so it would fit in. I thought it was a droid that hadn’t shown up yet, but no, it’s her dumb holster droid. 🤖
@yogasounds1
@yogasounds1 Ай бұрын
The chant was soo stupid. They could've just used chatGPT to come up with a nice chant for them like this one i asked chat GPT to create: Witch's Chant In the still of night, beneath the moon's embrace, We call upon the ancient grace. The power of one, strong and true, The power of two, in me and you. The power of many, our voices rise, Binding spells beneath the skies. By earth and air, by fire and sea, By the power of one, two, and many, we decree. Strength in unity, our circle's light, We weave our magic, in the darkest night. From shadowed realms to morning's gleam, Our power flows, a single stream. The power of one, the heart's own beat, The power of two, when souls do meet. The power of many, a tidal wave, Our magic rises from the grave. With whispered words and sacred flame, By this chant, we call your name. The power of one, the power of two, The power of many, we see it through. So mote it be, our will, our fate, By this chant, the spell's now set.
@g-man-innermaster
@g-man-innermaster Ай бұрын
Acolyte ist the legitimate sequel of Spaceballs and the Sith Lord is Jedi Pinkett Sith.
@alvarberget-9835
@alvarberget-9835 Ай бұрын
Don't Thread on Me! -Ancient Jedi proverb. 😆
@rudolfespinola9231
@rudolfespinola9231 Ай бұрын
I am just here for the laugh!
@pqsnet
@pqsnet Ай бұрын
- What have you done? - What have YOU done? - You have not seen what i have seen! - I have seen my part - YOU have NOT seen what I have seen.
@elliotthill1492
@elliotthill1492 Ай бұрын
You do know they still have five more episodes so any special place in hell that they're going to go for making Star wars so bad still has five more episodes to go
@ImNotPotus
@ImNotPotus Ай бұрын
I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL....AT LEAST YOU ARE ALLOWED TO PARK A SPACESHIP ON THE BEACH AT THE COASTAL TOWNS IN THIS SERIES!
@StreetPreacherr
@StreetPreacherr Ай бұрын
And are ALL Wookies just constantly WELDING? Was all of their equipment somehow broken and in need of repair? Or did Leslye just remember seeing Chewie welding the Falcon (after it had been in a 'battle'), and assume that Wookies are just always fixing stuff?
@PappyGunn
@PappyGunn Ай бұрын
Some wise Jedi said: Hans, get the flammenwerfer.
@pqsnet
@pqsnet Ай бұрын
- Power of maniiiiiiii, The Power of ONE! - The Sea is Always Right! - Nobody goes of Trail, and nobody walks alone! - We wait for you!
@samjimenez
@samjimenez Ай бұрын
Ollie employees are waiting in anticipation for the those amazing Acolyte figures! 😬
@darkhart1275
@darkhart1275 Ай бұрын
If the "critics" would actually do their jobs before the viewers show just how useless the "critics" are then the critics won't have to backtrack and look like incompetent fools in the process.
@guilherme5094
@guilherme5094 Ай бұрын
And to think I really loved Star Wars. These weirdos made Ahsoka a better Jedi than Anakin and Luke. And now they made these two girls more special than the chosen one. I hope you're enjoying your mountain of money George, this is all your and your secretary's fault!
@lurkyb0i602
@lurkyb0i602 Ай бұрын
That transition at the start was smooth af
@grampspalpatine
@grampspalpatine Ай бұрын
The only thread pulling going on here is a thread connected to an absorbent cotton plug used prior to sitting in hot tubs and swimming pools, one week every month. After pulling this thread, what's found on the end is tossed in the trash bin. The thread on Disney Star Wars was pulled a long, long time ago. /flush
@artycat0811
@artycat0811 Ай бұрын
The real life O.S.H.A. should have arrived on scene and stopped this toxic garbage and declared the cast. crew, and sets a SuperFund site.
@JoeOvercoat
@JoeOvercoat Ай бұрын
“…charged with ruining up & coming stars’ careers. To be fair, it serves them right.”
@madmax8620
@madmax8620 Ай бұрын
Other braided brat should have been named F.E.M.A.
@yournumberonepal
@yournumberonepal Ай бұрын
The Crapolyte. 😂 Well played sir, well played.
@RGSRinc
@RGSRinc Ай бұрын
Just final boss level of narcissism and self-involvement from Headland and her ilk, just like the all-female yaaaasssss queeeeen writing room for She Hulk. They can’t help but take their bubble world they live in and project it on the rest of us and seemed shocked when it’s not well-received.
@retroverdrive
@retroverdrive Ай бұрын
The utter defilement of this once revered franchise is now complete.
@crazyralph6386
@crazyralph6386 Ай бұрын
Star Wars: A Scissor Witch Story 😂
@texasscifi3431
@texasscifi3431 Ай бұрын
Now Star Wars gets its "Timeless Child" Retcon that Doctor Who got.
@alexdevonshire6120
@alexdevonshire6120 Ай бұрын
Honestly, they could’ve at least used the Sith Sorcerer magic that we’ve seen before. At least that would make a bit of sense.
@arclyte1859
@arclyte1859 Ай бұрын
They are from the planet Brenda? Should’ve named it Karen.
@Bow-to-the-absurd
@Bow-to-the-absurd Ай бұрын
Why? in this case, is much more pertinent than what? The why? Is all that matters.
@R.D.G.C.
@R.D.G.C. Ай бұрын
Here is my prediction for the rest of The Acolyte series and it's been in front of us all along.... Since this started, Headland said she wanted to make a "Frozen" meets "Kill Bill".... Yes, the Jedi killed all of witchbians, and Jedi Master Sol did a "memory wipe/distortion" on Osha thinking her sister started the fire, when it was the Jedi who started it to take the girls away by force. But the "wipe" does not hold and Osha remembers that Mae is alive and tracts her down (ala Frozen kinda...). The sisters concoct a plan to get revenge on the Jedi for killing off the witchbians, and Osha teaches Mae how to control "the thread" and both of them are killing the Jedi in turns (ala Kill Bill). And the villain in the black outfit... Was Osha all along. Dun dun duuuunnnnnn....
@Funfan24
@Funfan24 Ай бұрын
Turd after turd after turd that is all Disney makes now.
@coyne4586
@coyne4586 Ай бұрын
Gives me a devilish clown smile seeing disney Star Wars fall on its face
@alwaysangry2232
@alwaysangry2232 Ай бұрын
all is left is to quote Jhon Hammond "Yes. Well. Who's hungry? "
@Vicious0Sephiroth
@Vicious0Sephiroth Ай бұрын
You solved the murder mystery! There WAS NO murder!
@johnmetzakis2910
@johnmetzakis2910 Ай бұрын
this ep left me scratching my head, 1. how did the burning of 1 book do all that damage to a stone and metal cave system. 2. how did 2 children born and raised in a isolated cult, know how to hot wire a door, know what a light saber was when seeing one for the first time, know how to blow up a generator. By not knowing of anything but the coven why would you chose not to be a witch when you know not of any other options? 3. we are told at the start the the force is a thread connected to your destiny, and if you pull that thread you can change it, then later told you cant change your destiny?? by the same person. I just cant go on with this show much like with Indian jones franchise only exists in the first 3 movies, same no applies to starwars in the first 6 movies. everything else is just a matrix simulation to me
@spaceknight793
@spaceknight793 Ай бұрын
My favorite comment so far is this… Since the thread or whatever had to go into the mother that means that this episode proves that the force is MALE, lol!!! So despite all their efforts they just proved to themselves it requires a MALE to reproduce.
@TransformersBoss
@TransformersBoss Ай бұрын
Neil Breen did a better job playing twins.
@theunknowncommenter725
@theunknowncommenter725 Ай бұрын
The Acolyte must take its place in Bad Streaming Service Hell alongside all the Marvel shows, Book of Boba Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Hazbin Hotel, Star Trek Discovery, Halo, Rings of Power, Batwoman, Gotham Knights, Velma, Fate: The Winx Saga, Netflix Resident Evil, The Witcher, Santa Inc, and Robyn Hood. Feel free to add others I may have forgotten.
@DaNinja60
@DaNinja60 Ай бұрын
😂😂 The Crapolyte...I liked that one. 😂😂
@dennisrounds1996
@dennisrounds1996 Ай бұрын
Star Wars the Cenobite “what’s your pleasure?”
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